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The first great one-liner to be called into the Rant line was seven weeks after its launch last year. “The bald chick ad,” the caller complained, “When will it end?” Succinct, specific (a local hair salon had been regularly running the offending advertisement in C-VILLE) and funny, it was ranting distilled to stand-up comedy.

But by the next week, February 25, there was a new turn: ranting as esteem-building exercise. “I like the bald chick ad,” the caller said. “I think the woman is beautiful with or without hair and I think we should be more tolerant.” (And P.S., all the kids in the class should get valentines.)

“What the hell kind of rant starts ‘I like the bald chick?’” inveighed another fed-up soul one week later. And so a cycle established itself in the pages of this newspaper: bitch, soothe, bitch.

The Rant began running as a weekly feature of C-VILLE on January 7, 2003. It replaced a long-running feature, Explain the Phenomenon, which invited readers’ smart-ass captions to sometimes witty, often plain amateurish, photographs. The Rant would balance the privilege usually extended to those with a penchant for writing letters to the editor with a get-it-off-your-chest forum for the phone-centric. Only two rules would prevail: no rants to extend past one minute and no slander. Otherwise, we’d transcribe it all, um, you know, ver-uh-batim. Yes, thank you.

And what, after a year of living angrily, have we learned about Charlottesvillians from their rants?

In no particular order: Traffic irritates them, the Iraq War irritates them, cyclists irritate them, people irritate them, sometimes restaurants irritate them, and ranting irritates them. Did we mention that traffic irritates them?

If they’re boiling mad on issues like the State budget, the paucity of Hollywood roles for older women, out-patient hospital services, the lack of a decent shoe store Downtown, Haliburton’s government-sanctioned corruption, or the tepid performance of the UVA men’s basketball team, they’re not picking up the phone to say so. By the way, that number is 817-2749, extension 55.

 

At about the time the United States invaded Iraq, then-columnist Ted Rall earned a lot of minutes from callers particularly in response to one column we headlined “Don’t support the troops.”

“I’d just like to say Ted Rall is amazing and he should have his own newspaper,” said one.

“I’ve had enough of your Ted Rall exclusives,” was a response two weeks later. “It would be more appropriate to rename his column The Rant.”

The next week, March 25: “Yeah, once again Ted Rall has amazed me. He is amazing. Mr. Rall, if I ever meet you, guaranteed I will shake your hand.”

“A firm resounding BOO! for Ted Rall. BOO! Don’t support our troops? Monsieur Rall, I once agreed with you that the President shouldn’t attack Iraq, but thanks to you I have no choice but to gravitate over to the other side.”

Mind you, the war’s main protagonists were not left unscathed during this period: “George W. Bush is the moronic puppet of a plutocracy of homicidal megalomaniacs, and we the people are fools for thinking that we’re informed because we watch corporate-sponsored television and are so comfortable in our ‘non-negotiable’ American lifestyles that we’ll ignore or even support any atrocities so long as a vaguely plausible piece of B.S. is used to justify it.” Draw breath here.

And then there were those who were grateful—repeatedly grateful—just to have a platform: “Thank you. What makes me rant are people who think this world would be a better place if we go to war with Iraq, because it’s just not gonna happen. This world won’t be better. Thank you for listening to me.”

If only drivers could inspire such gratitude. Alas, they are among the most reviled of God’s creatures. Who can forget the girl in the yellow slicker? “I was the girl in the yellow slicker last Saturday in front of the 7-Eleven on Barracks Road trying to clear the drain for the lovely City residents, and bad karma I wish to everyone who splashed me full on. I can’t believe how ignorant some people are around here.”

The malfeasant wishes spread through the year like so much rancid margarine: “To the asshole who nearly plowed through my car last Sunday: 1) My light was green! 2) I hope your red Toyota truck hits the back of a ’79 Pinto and vaporizes instantly.”

And then there was this angry contribution: “This is for the jerk who blatantly cut me and my roommate off at the intersection of 29 and Rio, and then had the audacity to pull off and gesture for us to fight him after we honked: We’d just gotten back from the gym, asshole, and totally could have taken your South Carolina redneck butt.”

People, people, can’t we all just get along? Where’s everyone driving to so carelessly? And how many of you are out there with one hand on the wheel and the other holding a cell phone dialing The Rant to complain about other drivers?

People on bicycles inspired their fair share of venom, too, beginning in June with the saga of “the Earlysville Road cyclist”: “O.K., my rant is about the idiot cyclists who get on Earlysville Road during the morning or evening rush hours. For those of us who live in Earlysville, this road is also known as the Earlysville 500 or the Earlysville Death Trap. People speed all the timethey drink and drive, they’re reckless. Please cyclists, keep off the road—it’s too dangerous. The wannabes are all in their SUVs with their cell phones attached to their heads. They’re not paying attention to what they’re doing. The redneck faction, they couldn’t care less.”

And neither could the cyclist, as we learned in the weeks to follow: “I am the idiot cyclist of Earlysville Road, and I ride to work because I can. Should I perish at the wheel of a NASCAR commuter or a drunken redneck longneck chunker, I will regret that I have but one bike to give for my City.”

“I totally agree with the bike riders on Earlysville Road,” said one caller somewhat confusingly (we think he meant, he agrees about the bike riders). “I almost ran two bike riders over the other day trying to pass them, because yes, I agree I do not have all day to go 12 miles an hour. And I’m sorry, my car, I pay taxes for the road, and the bicyclers don’t. So they need to get off the road, or find a road that’s wider.”

Predictably, the discourse ended on a personal and sour note: “Yeah, thanks. This goes out to the idiot who thinks cyclists don’t pay taxes and aren’t entitled to use Earlysville Road. Car taxes don’t pay for roads, you dumbass, property and income taxes do. I’m a cyclist and I pay car tax, income tax—more than you, trust me—property tax, more than you, again. Move to the left when passing cyclists, and bite me. Thanks.”

Uh, yeah, you’re welcome. Have a nice day.

 

Transportation was a favorite topic all year (can‘t wait until you start calling in about the tie-ups once Target opens and the Meadowcreek Parkway is operational!), but entertainment—movies in particular—drove its share of the rants, too. “If another person comes up to me and gets in my face and tells me one more time that I, quote—just have to go see My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I’m going to have to shove a big, fat leg of lamb down their ignorant throat.”

“O.K., the move The Matrix 2 or Matrix Reloaded or whatever, well, your reviewer said, O.K., it was totally awesome or something like that, alright, everybody’s raving about it. That movie sucked ass. It was a total waste of time. O.K. that’s all.”

Matrix Revolutions was evidently beneath contempt, but not those who miss out on local music: “Where in the hell was everybody on July 18 when all these great bands were playing at Starr Hill? This past weekend I went to the Outback Lodge to see a couple of great bluegrass bands and there were like 13 people there. Where in the hell is everybody? Why aren’t we supporting our local musicians?”

Assuming it’s fair to classify The Rant itself as local entertainment, it too was subject to plenty of mouthing off and criticism. “Yeah, I also need to rant, um, against The Rant. You guys don’t need to print every ‘um’ and ‘ah’ that people say in their message. Come on, those aren’t even words.”

“I think people are getting a little too personal with rants. This town is small enough so a little goes a long way. I’d hate to see a negative, belittling mood permeate our City because of certain individuals’ moods.”

More back and forth: “I’d actually like to make a rant about people ranting in response to other people’s rants.” (That’s different!)

“You know The Rant just makes me want to rantall your big bold letters with angry words, ‘snobby ass, stupid, idiots, no-growthers, snapbags, get off your ass’—it makes me mad.”

Indeed, some just hate the whole idea of The Rant—and they called to rant about it! (And yet you hear that irony is dead) “O.K., my rant is that your paper doesn’t have a Rave page. ’Cause there’s lots of good things going on, so let’s start focusing on that stuff instead of the rant stuff.”

Yeah, and another thing. (Remember folks, it’s 817-2749, extension 55. Call today!)

 

There were other favorite topics, of course—McMansions, soccer moms, peach applesauce and restaurant service—but by far the most prevalent insight (if you can call it that) of 2003, and leading the way already in 2004, was that other people are stupid. Why can’t people be more like us, we all wondered, week after week?

“Everything is 10 times worse at K-Mart because people who shop there are just absolutely retarded”

“The ultimate in stupidity is people who leave their lawn sprinklers on in the pouring down rain.”

“To the permanently adolescent Neanderthal who honked at me”

“My rant is to the foolish people who wear headsets”

“How about those idiot drivers out there who don’t realize that right on red means to stop and look first?”

“Yeah, to all the idiots who voted for the President”

“This is for that crazy loser and his crazy loser friends”

“To the insane woman running along Earlysville Road with her dog”

“Hey, this is to the idiots at the express checkout in the grocery stores”

“Hi. This is for the inconsiderate idiots”

Surely, we reflect looking over the year in rants, there can’t be that many imbeciles out there. Maybe it’s just the same dope time and again. Maybe he’s everywhere!

That might be the answer: one roving dodo-brain. In fact, it’s probably he who’s behind our favorite rant of the year: “Am I waiting for a beep? Am I waiting for a beep?”

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Parental advisory

Your cover story “Bare necessities” [January 20] was well written and informative. However, after reading it I find myself again wondering: Where are the parents of these children? Are the parents of these girls suffering from collective denial about the world in which we live?

I work with sex offenders and sexual predators daily in my office. Believe me, these men notice and can describe in detail the latest pre-teen and teen fashion trends. They are indeed titillated by what they see at the malls and, in their twisted view, they interpret what they see as an invitation for sexual predation. They cruise the malls and they cruise the Internet looking for “targets” to exploit, the younger the better.

Parents need to wake up and stop seeing the current fashion trends only as cute or innocent. The sexualization of pre-teen and young teen girls further blurs the boundary between appropriate adult sexuality and predation for those so disposed. Let’s give kids a chance to finish being kids and not expose them to the sexual predators of the world as potential targets. I don’t need the business.

 

Jeffrey C. Fracher, Ph.D.

Certified Sex Offender Treatment Provider

Charlottesville

 

 

Goth talk

It seems that your recent article about the temporary hiatus and relocation of The Dawning [“Fade to black,” Fishbowl, January 20] has caught me aback.

I was surprised to see a piece that made me feel like we were misrepresented.

The Goth and industrial scene here in Charlottesville is well known all over the United States as one of the best around. Bands and patrons that come here constantly tell me how impressed they are by our courteous, friendly crowd and they return often to experience the environment they find here. We have a widely varied cross-section of people that attend, including office managers, UVA students, lawyers, retail clerks and retirees. Yes, we do have an underage contingent. Many of the parents of the kids who come out have complimented The Dawning on providing a venue that allows the younger folk a chance to socialize and see live music performed.

When Trax was open and doing business, very few articles were written about crowd violence. In fact, many fights broke out there, and most people didn’t give a second thought. At The Dawning, very few fights happen. The last incident that happened at Tokyo Rose on a Saturday night involved people at the upstairs bar who weren’t there for our event and had no connection, despite some rumors to the contrary.

People look at the youthful, unusual crowd and make some assumptions about us. Then when anything at all negative happens, it is often taken out of context and used as ammunition against us. People fear nights with all-ages crowds, too, and will often judge them much more harshly than a 21-and-up night.

In my experience, most of the trouble comes from the overage group! The younger set knows that they are lucky to have a place to go, and they generally act accordingly. What I’m trying to put across here is that any time you have a gathering of people, trouble may happen. We have had a proportionately low record of this happening in the length of time we have been holding this event, better than plenty of other less controversial groups can claim.

I felt that the article in question only painted us in a negative light.

Also, just to clear things up—The Dawning is not dead. It will become a regular reoccurring event once I get my new establishment open. A testimony to how awesome the patrons of The Dawning are: We have raised a substantial chunk of money towards the new venue, thanks to the donations of our loyal patrons.

 

Christiane Knight

Promoter/Manager, The Dawning

 

 

Dawning praise

It is sad indeed to see The Dawning go, it was an institution that gave the kids and population in general who don’t buy into the mainstream pop “sensibility” a place to go and decompress once a week. What I am surprised about is that the fact that the troublemakers were not part of the regular crowd was not mentioned in the article. The gist of the article came across as negative toward a scene that is filled with very intelligent people who are actually on the edge of passivism.

The fact that a few troublemakers ruined it for everybody is the true tragedy. I am a 36-year-old currently located in Nevada employed as a slot director for three casinos. When I was in Charlottesville, I was in the Army and worked for a few local Internet providers part-time. In my last couple of years in the State, I started to DJ at The Dawning and never saw any of the people actively involved in the scene start any trouble whatsoever. Currently, I am an organizer of similar events in Reno, Nevada, have guest DJ’d in Salt Lake City, Utah, and Sacramento, California, and in complete honesty, the Goth/industrial scene in Charlottesville is one of the friendliest and most accepting I have ever experienced.

This is a tragedy for an area so rich with musicians who create some fantastic music that had no other venues to perform in. I am sure Christiane Knight and her friends will find a new home for the music you’ll never hear played on the preprogrammed wasteland known as pop radio. To them I say, good luck and Godspeed.

 

Matt Szymanski

computing@pathways-inc.com

 

Support woes

I think it’s safe to say that Charlottesville is a city that supports the arts. Right? Well either I’m in my worst nightmare, or the local support and respect for music in Charlottesville has dropped drastically.

The first sign that I noticed was when UVA bought the old Trax, Maxx, and local student music studio property, only to bulldoze it down and use it for something other then a venue where big-name acts and local acts can both play. It just baffles me that a school that I thought to be so pro-arts and have an excellent musical program would take something so influential and important to the community that was originally built on that same school.

Second was the demise of the Pudhouse in Belmont. I’m not sure of the ins and outs of it but I do know that the neighbors of the Pud weren’t complainers. As far as I know, it was mostly the businesses across Market Street who supplied the bulk of the complaints. Which doesn’t make sense to me because by the time the music started, the business day was well over.

The third is more of a respect of a issue. Not long ago, at a fairly run of the mill punk rock show, at Tokyo Rose, two fights broke out in the middle of the performance. Both fights involved young teenagers approximately 15 to 17 years old. After the first fight the crowd was warned by the then-performing band that if fighting and misbehaving continues at any time at Tokyo Rose, rock shows will be stopped. Despite the disclaimer, more teens in the crowd began to fight no more then three songs later.

This night proved to be the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back. After this brawling night, [Tokyo Rose owner] Atsushi Miura, understandably, had to cancel punk rock and Goth shows. Don’t get me wrong, Miura is not to blame. The blame should be placed on everyone that has ever caused trouble or disobeyed the rules at Tokyo Rose.

Barry Dowd

elvis888elvis888@yahoo.com

 

 

Clarification

“Bare necessities,” last week’s cover story about ‘tweens and stripper chic, was nationally syndicated through Alternet. It first appeared in the December 24 issue of The Nation.

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10:10: Watch the hands

Q: Hey Ace, I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but every ad in a magazine that I have ever seen always shows a time of 10 minutes after 10. Even with weird watches with separate hour and minute hands, they still show 10 after 10. Whassup?—Chris Chronos

A:While Ace isn’t entirely sure what you mean by “weird watches with separate hour and minute hands,” Chris—you are aware that digital clocks are kind of the new kids on the block, yes?—he does know of what you speak. Ace took a few magazines from C-VILLE Weekly’s spankin’ new newsstand (hey kids, come in and buy a few copies!) and flipped through them in an attempt to solve your timely question.

He hit the jackpot in his favorite magazine, Esquire. (Ace would like to point out, by the way, that he was fielding readers’ questions long before Esquire’s upstart Answer Fella ever typed his first Q & A.) In the first half of the mag Ace found four watch ads from the high rolling likes of Rolex, Louis Vuitton and Elini. Three out of four featured hands on the 10 and 2. We’ll get to the other one in a minute.

Ace wasn’t surprised. He’s actually been aware of this little nugget since his salad days as a college undergrad when his writing professor filled him in on the watch-ad secret. But to get some local authority he turned to the Clock Shop of Virginia, the folks with that big time piece on the corner of Second and Water streets.

“It just has to do with visual balance,” says Ann Salamini, partner/owner of the Clock Shop. “Lots of times clocks have winding holes that are on the lower half of the dial,” she says, and those darker winding holes give more visual “weight” to the bottom part of the watch or clock when photographed.

That pretty much goes in line with what Ace’s prof said, although his rationale was a little more esoteric. He said that having watch hands at the 10 and 2 make the watches look “happy.” Frankly, Ace never really bought this idea. But Salamini lends a little credence to the theory, saying, “It looks down to have the hands at 20 after, or at the 4 and 8. It’s more bland,” she says.

And while looking at that one ad that didn’t have the watch hands at 10 and 2—a Ritmo Mundo Gran Data Collection shot with the hands at 4 and 8—Ace has to say it left him feeling confused and down.

Happy watches, sad watches. Whodathunkit? Actually, it isn’t that surprising. Ace has a long history of feeling down after looking at time pieces, specifically his alarm clock at 7am. He’d sure feel a lot better if he didn’t have to get up until 10:10.

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Ticket masters
Outside U-Hall the call is “I got your tickets right here”

The UVA men’s basketball team and Clemson’s squad are only minutes away from tip-off, and two men who have driven from Afton and Crozet to see the game have yet to land tickets. But on the walkway to the entrance of the arena, the two fans find their man, or rather, boy, in the form of a 9-year-old ticket scalper.

The kid begins to negotiate prices with the men, but is quickly interrupted by another, full-grown scalper who takes over the deal. The two aspiring fans seem to hesitate, perhaps feeling guilty on this Tuesday night for stiffing the kid, who is shivering in his windbreaker on an evening where the wind chill stands at 19 degrees.

“That’s my son,” says the 32-year-old veteran scalper after sensing that his customers are wavering. “I’m gonna let him in on the action.”

Their worries assuaged, the two hoops fans buy two tickets for a total of $30. Tickets are still available at the ticket window inside the arena, but are selling at the face value of $18 apiece—so the two fans each save $3.

“This is a nice way to get tickets,” one of the fans says. Asked if he thinks he broke a law by purchasing tickets from scalpers, he says, “I would think it’s legal, but I don’t care.”

In fact, it is legal to buy tickets from scalpers for UVA sports events, as neither the Commonwealth nor the City or University has banned the practice. However, numerous scalpers, some of whom have been selling tickets for decades, say UVA police harassment has hit an all-time high in January.

According to several scalpers, the trouble began just before the January 3 men’s basketball game with Providence, when at least one scalper was escorted to the parking lot and told to refrain from selling tickets. A scalper says the police officer, while giving a ticket seller the boot, said, “You won’t be getting your rent money today.”

Of the incident, one scalper, who says his name is Troy, but later offers a different nom de guerre, observes, “It’s a shame, man. With what [Coach Pete] Gillen’s got going on in there, they need all the help they can get to fill the place.”

The consensus theory among several regular scalpers, who are aware that their business is on the level, is that the offending cop may have been new and unfamiliar with the legal status of scalping. Additionally, several scalpers speculate that a bogus ticket may have been sold to a fan, perhaps contributing to increased scalper scrutiny by the UVA police.

Sergeant Melissa Fielding of the UVA police force confirms both suspicions of the local scalping crew. She says UVA police are investigating a case in which a fan purchased an outdated and invalid ticket from a scalper for the January 11 matchup against hoops powerhouse Duke. However, Fielding says the UVA police have long ago reached a working relationship with scalpers. She says their only goal is to keep scalpers from blocking the entrance to the arena.

“It’s not been a problem in the 11 years that I’ve been here,” Fielding says of ticket scalping. “Most [scalpers] are courteous enough. They’ve really been cooperative in the past.”

Fielding confirms that a scalper representative received an audience with command staff of the UVA police force after scalpers complained about the overzealous cop at the Providence game.

“That particular incident was resolved,” Fielding says. “We have new officers in. They’re not really clear on what the rules are. Sometimes there can be some confusion.”

Tensions appeared nonexistent between police and the dozen or so adult scalpers and their four accompanying children working the trickle of fans arriving for the January 20 game with Clemson. Frigid conditions and the prospect of cold shooting (the two teams were dueling for the worst shooting percentage in the Atlantic Coast Conference) likely kept many fans away. As a result, scalpers were asking only $10 to $25 per ticket. In contrast, tickets to the recent Duke game were going for $50 to $80.

Scalpers generally get their tickets from alumni and other season ticket holders who are looking to unload extra tickets on their way into a game. The scalpers then sell these tickets at some markup.

“I think we do a great service,” says the scalper who brought his son to work the Clemson game. He says he brings in between $75 and $200 on men’s basketball games, and anywhere from $400 to $1,200 at football games.

“It’s easy money,” he says.

The Charlottesville native, who says he studied finance in college, says he began selling tickets to UVA games when he was his son’s age. As for why he’s brought his son into the business, he says, “That’s a little guy who I don’t have to give money to,” adding that he even encourages the young scalper to invest his earnings in stocks.—Paul Fain

 

Over the Hill
Did the Jefferson School Task Force heal the wounds of urban renewal?

City Hall was closed on Monday, January 19, for the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday, so Council held its regular meeting the next day. Maybe Council was trying to stay true to the spirit of the holiday by heaping praise upon the Jefferson School Task Force during Tuesday’s meeting.

All five Councilors beamed like doting parents at Lelia Brown and Mary Reese, the chair and vice-chair of the Jefferson School Task Force, respectively, as they delivered a report detailing their group’s 16-month consideration of the fate of Jefferson School—the former all-black school on Fourth Street and the last vestige of Vinegar Hill, an African-American neighborhood bulldozed during “urban renewal” in the late 1960s.

The moldering Jefferson School building had sat largely forgotten until 2002, when Council’s plans to sell the site for a housing development and shuffle children attending the City preschool housed there back to neighborhood schools caused an uproar. In response, black leaders, neighborhood activists, former politicians and other powerful folks formed the Citizens for Jefferson School to oppose the sale. Under pressure from CJS, Council assembled the Jefferson School Task Force and spent more than $121,000 on facilitators to help the disparate group work together.

The task force’s final report was due last fall, but Council granted them an extension when their work wasn’t finished by then. Looking at the 37-page document so long in the making, however, one wonders what the task force was up to all this time.

The report recommends the building and the adjacent Carver Recreation Center be nominated for the National Register of Historic Places, and it suggested three possible redevelopment options—as a new home for the main branch of the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library, an early-childhood education center or an adult-education center. Each option would include a cultural component to “tell the story of Jefferson School and the African American community in Charlottesville and Albemarle County,” according to the report.

“In Washington, there’s 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, in London there’s 10 Downing Street, and in Charlottesville, we’ll have Jefferson School,” Reese told Council.

The presentation consumed about an hour of the January 20 meeting, yet many questions remained unanswered when Council finally finished lauding the task force, many of whose members were at the meeting. The report is full of scenarios for how Jefferson School might be reused, yet there’s little information on what redevelopment might cost the City, how long it might take or what Council needs to do next. More than anything, the report told Council that a great deal of work remains to be done before Jefferson School can be brought up to code (an $8 million project).

Yet Council’s praise of the report is a clue that the City convened the Jefferson School Task Force not so much to advance a development project—indeed, it seems a smaller group could have done the same work faster and cheaper than did the task force—as to defuse a political landmine.

Racial tension will always be an issue in Charlottesville, which struggles to reconcile its progressive image with a racist history that some would argue still informs its social fabric. In the late ’60s, for instance, the City bulldozed Vinegar Hill to make way for white businesses, sending many black residents to live in housing projects such as Westhaven. Newspaper reports from that time show that feelings were mixed among displaced blacks about urban renewal. Some welcomed the transition from Vinegar Hill’s substandard housing to homes with heat, running water and reliable electricity, while others opposed the damage to local black culture and the blatant disrespect of a forced move. Today, the legacy of Vinegar Hill is so politicized it’s all but impossible to talk about race issues without mentioning the incident.

Indeed, when Council talks about “expanding Downtown’s vitality,” some people still remember when that phrase justified wiping out an entire black neighborhood. Today, critics of Council’s current housing plan—which involves replacing low-income renters with middle-income homeowners in poor neighborhoods—invoke Vinegar Hill and level charges of gentrification. When Citizens for Jefferson School argued that Council should save the building, Vinegar Hill figured large in their rhetoric.

A year and a half ago, some CSJ members claimed the task force would “heal the wounds of Vinegar Hill.” Making amends for racial injustice seems beyond the scope of the report presented to Council last week, and even though the document is short on facts and figures, given the back-slapping, it’s easy to say Council won over former foes and got exactly what it wanted from the task force.

 

Mayor Cox: See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya

“Part of what professors do is profess,” said Mayor Maurice Cox during a press conference at City Hall on Thursday, January 22. Standing behind a wooden podium, clad in his trademark light green Euro-style shirt, striped tie and corduroy jacket and sipping a lukewarm ginger ale from a clear plastic cup, Cox exuded the academic air—which inspired some and infuriated others during his term—as he announced he would not seek reelection to City Council.

Doing triple-duty as a practicing architect, a UVA professor and City Councilor left very little time for family and relaxation during the past eight years, Cox said. He said he has applied for an eight-month Ivy League fellowship and is looking forward to “taking a break from public service to reflect on the past eight years, and to consider how I might best serve this community in the future.”

The Mayor left no doubt he would remain a behind-the-scenes player in local politics, especially as Council works to develop a new transit system and redevelop W. Main Street, and he all but promised to seek public office again.

For months, observers speculated Cox would leave Council, and in practical terms his resignation was confirmed on Tuesday, January 20, when Rose Hill Neighborhood president Kendra Hamilton announced her candidacy for the Democratic Party nomination. Cox had claimed he would leave Council only if a candidate who shared his views—preferably a black woman—could be found.

Hamilton joins chiropractor and former Dem chair David Brown, as well as Council incumbents Kevin Lynch and Meredith Richards, as the only announced candidates for their party’s nomination. At press time, Republicans have not fielded a candidate. (Two years ago, Republican Rob Schilling entered the race at the 11th hour and defeated Democrat Alexandria Searls in the May election.)

By State law, both parties must have their ballots set by February 10. The Democrats will hold their nominating convention on February 7; the Republicans on February 5.—John Borgmeyer

Interpretive dance
Economists duel with different reads on the Guv’s tax plan

Ask two people the same question and you’re liable to get two different answers. This maxim certainly applies to two groups of economists who were tasked with evaluating Gov. Mark R. Warner’s proposed tax plan. As expected, the economists’ takes on the plan reflect the view of whoever requested the review.

The complex tax overhaul proposed by Warner includes raising taxes on goods, cigarettes, high-income households and on some corporate practices. It would also reduce rates on food and on certain income brackets, estates and business expenses. The net impact would be an added $1 billion in State revenue.

Republicans who oppose the tax hikes are citing an analysis from a firm headed by Dr. James C. Miller III, who was President Ronald Reagan’s budget director. Miller’s number crunching, which was commissioned and paid for by two top Virginia Republicans (House of Delegates Speaker William J. Howell and Attorney General and GOP gubernatorial candidate-apparent Jerry Kilgore), found that the Warner plan would wreak economic ruin on the State. By 2006, the plan would cost Virginia $9.8 billion in lost revenue and 27,700 jobs, the report says.

Not to be outdone, Warner and other supporters of the tax plan are touting their own economic analysis. Four economists in the State’s Department of Planning and Budget, which is under the purview of the Governor’s office, produced this study. The document, which is heftier than its counterpart, finds that the economic stimulus resulting from the plan will outweigh any hindrances caused by raising certain taxes.

The Republican-funded study looked only at the impact of raising sales and cigarette taxes, which it calls the “central feature” of the tax plan. The State analysis seeks to “assess the overall economic impact” of the tax plan, partially by factoring in the ripple of indirect benefits resulting from education and infrastructure spending increases. As a result, the State report offers a far more complete view than the study from Miller’s firm, but is also less specific and more likely to trail off into uncertainty.

Dueling economic projections are nothing new in politics, likely leading some observers of the tax scrap to disregard the reports as little more than expanded sound bites from the politicians who commissioned them. However, the analyses warrant a second look in the run-up to a vote with potentially long-lasting effects on Virginia’s economy.—Paul Fain

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Arresting Development

Q: Ace, to what extent can someone take the law into their own hands? Are citizen’s arrests or citations legal in Virginia? Can I bust someone for littering or parking in the fire lane if they are returning videos or going to the liquor store? What about more serious crimes when you know the police will not act as quickly?—Goober from Mayberry

A: “There’s no such thing as citizen’s arrest,” Charlottesville Police Sgt. David Jones tells Ace. “Someone’s been watching too much ‘Mayberry.’” Alrighty, then. But his blunt answer left Ace wondering. Certainly there must be something to the idea of citizen’s arrests, as most people have heard of them. Just look at pop culture: In “The Andy Griffith Show,” a notable episode featured Don Knotts’ off-duty Deputy Barney Fife busting Jim Nabors’ Gomer Pyle for pulling an illegal U-turn, and Pyle returning the favor later screaming “Citizen’s arrest!” In the movie Coming to America, Eddie Murphy pulled a citizen’s arrest after busting a punk trying to rob the MacDowell’s fast food store. And who could forget Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, in which everyday folks were encouraged to take part in the war on crime? Better yet, maybe we should all try to erase that from our collective memories.

A quick search of the Internet offers plenty of info on the legality of citizen’s arrests—but good luck finding any kind of consensus. The website constitution.org features an article by constitutional attorney David C. Grossack that traces the concept from medieval England to the American legal tradition. He argues citizen’s arrests are protected under the Ninth Amendment right of self-preservation, but that the statute varies per state.

A search of the State of Virginia’s website (virginia.gov) turns up a ruling from a 2003 Circuit Court of Chesterfield County case in which Judge T.J. Hauler ruled that a citizen’s arrest was legally performed in the stopping of a suspected drunk driver. (It’s important to point out, though, that the arresting individual was a plain-clothed, off-duty cop in a civilian car.)

So what’s the deal? Ace will level with you, Goober: There’s no simple answer. The City police say no, the Legal Aid Justice Center didn’t know, and a call Ace put in to the State police in Appomattox ended with a confused officer saying, “It’s complicated.”

That policeman, who would not give Ace his name, reminded Ace that the word “cop” derives from “citizens on patrol” (there’s that Police Academy reference again!), and that officers are just citizens with greater authority granted by the State Code. So if any citizen sees a crime being committed, he can technically get involved. But there are a variety of legal issues—warrants, magistrates, lawsuits, etc.—that need to be considered, and can end up making the cops’ jobs and the do-gooder’s life incredibly complicated.

Ace’s advice? If you see someone breakin’ the law, get on your cellphone or hoof it to the police station. We all appreciate your wanting to do the right thing, but when it comes to crime it’s best to leave it to the professionals. Unless you live in Mayberry, of course.

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Fewer kids having kids
Local teen pregnancy is down but the Right can’t take credit for it

Teen idol Britney Spears may no longer be a virgin, but so far she seems to have averted one particularly momentous consequence of sex: pregnancy. And teenage girls seem to be following Britney’s lead as teen pregnancy and birth rates have fallen steeply over the past dozen years.

The social ills that drive teen pregnancy rates in the United States defy easy categorization, and trying to measure the value of various methods to combat the problem has proven equally vexing.

One current debate is over the role of abstinence-only education, which is currently en vogue in the White House and on Capitol Hill. Locally, teen pregnancy is down, and abstinence-only programs have hardly been visible on the landscape. Federal abstinence-only programs, which require that grant recipients abstain from teaching teens about condoms and other forms of contraception, are not prevalent in the Charlottesville area. In 2003, Virginia received only $828,619 of the $117 million the Federal government spent on abstinence-only education in 2003.

Yet local teenage pregnancy and birth rates have followed the national trend, falling since their peak in the early ’90s. From 1992 through 1994, about one in every 14 teenage girls in Charlottesville gave birth, according to a report from the Charlottesville/Albemarle Commission on Children and Families. That annual rate dropped to about one birth for every 36 girls during 1999-2001. Virginia’s teenage pregnancy rates also declined substantially in the ’90s, as did Albemarle County’s [see accompanying chart].

Local experts on teen pregnancy say the encouraging trend, which predates the Bush Administration’s abstinence-only push, can be attributed to a broad range of factors, including better sex education, access to contraceptives and increased fears about HIV/AIDS.

Saphira Baker, the director of the Commission on Children and Families, says efforts to curb teen pregnancy have “gotten smarter” in recent years. “We’re not a community in crisis because we have good programs in place,” Baker says.

One way local teen pregnancy programs have made strides is by targeting at-risk teens, such as kids who have had discipline problems or have had teenage siblings that have gotten pregnant, and helping them to feel that their lives matter, according to UVA psychology professor and teen pregnancy expert Joseph Allen.

“Kids get pregnant when they have a dim enough view of their future,” says Allen, who has worked on local teen pregnancy programs.

Allen says teens need more than information to push them away from the risky behavior that leads to pregnancy. He says an increasing number of successful pregnancy-prevention programs include volunteer opportunities that give teenagers “a vision of how they can fit into their community.” Without a link to the world around them, Allen says the risk of pregnancy fails to faze teenagers. As an example of an effective local program, Allen cites Teens GIVE, which puts teenagers to work with younger kids, the elderly or on environmental projects.

Dyan Aretakis is the project director for the Teen Health Center at UVA. She says an informal poll from several years ago found that 15-year-old girls visiting the center had already had sex with an average of four partners. Aretakis believes this number would almost certainly decline if a similar poll were conducted today. She says that education about HIV/AIDS has helped change teens’ attitudes regarding sex.

“HIV has served to make kids aware about the biggest dangers of having sex casually,” Aretakis says.

The news on teen pregnancy is not all good, however, says Maureen Burkhill, the associate director of Teensight, a local group that works with teens on pregnancy and STD prevention. Burkhill notes that teen pregnancy rates have actually increased slightly in Charlottesville over the past couple years, and that a large percentage of local teenagers still use drugs and alcohol and have multiple sexual partners. Though Burkhill and Gretchen Ellis, a planner at the Commission on Children and Families, agree that the slight increase in teen pregnancies in Charlottesville is not statistically significant and does not yet represent a trend, Burkhill says it is an indicator that the social disease of high teen pregnancy rates has yet to be cured.

Teensight runs an abstinence-only program for siblings of teen parents as part of its suite of services. Though Burkhill says the endeavor is going well, she says abstinence education shouldn’t replace all other teen pregnancy prevention efforts, particularly for teens who are already sexually active.

“My gut feeling is that it’s not the only answer,” Burkhill says.

Aretakis agrees. She says her organization talks about abstinence “all the time,” but that only teaching abstinence is naïve and unrealistic. Aretakis says the stakes are too high for teen educators to stay mum about contraception when talking to a teenage girl.

“Too many people don’t reach their potential when a teen has a baby,” Aretakis says.—Paul Fain

Declarations of independence
How will a more autonomous UVA affect Charlottesville?

In the pages of college-ranking magazines and in the eyes of prospective students, UVA reflects tradition and high academic standards. Locally, the view is more complex—UVA is a multibillion-dollar engine that drives growth and culture, while coughing out new buildings, roads and parking garages anywhere it wants.

Given these distinct views of UVA, it’s not surprising that some top legislators in the General Assembly (such as House Speaker William Howell, budget chairman Vincent Callahan and senior Democrat Richard Saslaw) endorse giving Virginia’s top colleges, including UVA, more freedom from State control, while locally the idea has earned a more tepid response.

Before this year’s General Assembly session commenced on Wednesday, January 14, the Commonwealth’s top three schools—UVA, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and the College of William and Mary—started to promote an idea that would allow the schools to set tuition and out-of-state-enrollment numbers and to make investments independently. In turn, the universities would get less State funding and be subject to fewer State regulations.

The part about “fewer regulations” has Jan Cornell, president of the staff union at UVA, up in arms.

“I have a huge problem with all of it. We’re going to fight it as hard as we can,” Cornell says. “Nobody understands the implication it’s going to have on employees.”

Cornell has a list of concerns about autonomy, but her biggest worry is how the proposed change would affect the benefits and job security of 11,000 classified employees. As a State agency, UVA must currently follow State regulations that require the school to provide a strong benefits package, and abide by rules that make it difficult for supervisors to fire employees. With greater autonomy, Cornell says, UVA could become more like the Medical Center, which gained a similar measure of freedom from the State in 1996.

One result of that change was that the Medical Center cut expenses by switching its health insurance plan to an HMO that was cheaper for the institution, but more complicated and slightly more expensive for employees, says Sue Herndon, a hospital employee who weathered the change.

Furthermore, the Medical Center adopted its own policy regarding employee firings, a system that gives department supervisors broad powers. This opens the door for favoritism, says Herndon. In theory, two employees could make the exact same mistakes, and one might get fired while the other might not.

“It’s all up to the supervisor,” Herndon says. “That’s where it gets iffy.”

But even as Medical Center workers absorbed the liabilities of privatization—cheaper benefits and less job security—they didn’t see the benefits private employees usually enjoy, such as higher wages or the right to unionize.

“I understand where management is coming from. They’re losing money,” says Herndon. “But at the same time, they’ve got people in there making $500,000, and it’s the poorest workers that end up hurting the most.”

Cornell also believes that greater autonomy at UVA will mean more cronyism in the school’s contracts for such work as painting and flooring.

“If they’re out of the State system, they’ll be giving work to their friends. I wonder if they’ll look for the best deal,” says Cornell.

UVA spokesperson Carol Wood says UVA currently follows the Virginia Public Procurement Act, which requires a competitive bidding process for contracts and prohibits discrimination. Under autonomy, Wood says UVA “would continue to follow the guidelines of the Public Procurement Act. It’s a good business practice.”

The Daily Progress quoted Cornell on January 11 denouncing autonomy as “horrific,” and she admits she’s had to turn up the rhetoric against autonomy because, she says, many UVA employees don’t believe a change would affect them. In reality, no one can know exactly what will happen, because an autonomy bill hasn’t been drafted yet. Cornell says she has “no illusions” about defeating a bill that would be supported by three university presidents, but she hopes to drum up enough opposition so that any eventual bill will include some protections for the 50,000 employees at the three schools.

“I think UVA is spending more time talking to the press about this than its own employees,” says Cornell. “If they’re not talking to employees about it, we have to assume it’s not going to be good.”

Wood says UVA is planning a series of “town meetings” where employees will be able to ask questions about how autonomy would affect them. Should UVA gain autonomy, Wood says the administration will take employee concerns into consideration as it negotiates its charter with the State, which would happen over the course of the next year.

“This is just the beginning of the process. There will be a lot of listening going on to make sure we do this right,” says Wood.—John Borgmeyer

Secure transactions
Homeland security equals pork dollars for localities

Formed in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has doled out $4.4 billion in grants to state and local governments under the rubric of the “War on Terror” as of March 1, 2003. In some major cities, like San Francisco, mayors have complained that the Feds have been too stingy and slow with the grants. In Charlottesville, however, the money has been a boon for local police and fire departments in times of tight State and local budgets.

The $7,094,688 that Charlottesville and Albemarle have received from Homeland Security will pay for things we hope never get used, like protective suits that resist radioactive fallout. But the money will also buy tools for day-to-day use, such as improved communications technology that will help City, County and UVA police officers talk to each other. The money flows through the Virginia Department of Emergency Preparedness, which divides the grants between cities and localities in the Commonwealth. Here’s how the money breaks down.—-John Borgmeyer

Charlottesville Police Department

Three grants totaling $160,000 to be used to purchase suits that protect officers against radioactive or biological fallout, gas masks, communication devices for the CPD’s crisis negotiation team, and a trailer to serve as a mobile headquarters in case of a major accident or disaster.

Albemarle County Police Department

Three grants totaling $183,328 to be used mostly for gas masks and one Kevlar ballistic vest.

Albemarle County Fire Department

Two grants totaling $178,260 to be used to pay a portion of the $400,000 it will cost to outfit the department with the latest Self-Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) equipment.

Charlottesville Fire Department

Two grants totaling $512,000 to be used for SCBA equipment. The department will work with City police to assemble a hazardous materials team and to purchase a mobile command unit.

Emergency Operations Center

Three grants totaling $6,061,100. One grant will pay for emergency training exercises, and another will equip the Community Emergency Response Team (CERT), a group of citizens trained to respond in their own neighborhoods to disasters. Charlottesville, Albemarle and UVA together won the $6 million competitive grant that will help unify emergency communications between the three jurisdictions, including installing computers in all police cars.

 

Fade to black
The Goth set mourns the end of Tokyo Rose’s Dawning

The small cloth-and-marker banner hanging over the stage said it all: “The End is near!!!” It wasn’t a doomsday prophecy or existential credo. On Saturday, January 17, it was the truth for the near-capacity crowd of 141 at Tokyo Rose’s regular Saturday show, The Dawning, which that night held the final live performance of its five-year-plus run in the Rose’s laser-lit, couch-lined basement.

On January 3, Chris Knight, The Dawning’s concert booker, sent word out to the show’s mailing list and online message boards: As far as Tokyo Rose was concerned, The Dawning would no longer see the light of day. “The management has kindly given us space and supported us for years and they are finally ready to step away from the liability of having a high-risk event in their space,” she wrote in the message. The final live show would be Silent Muse, followed by a “wake” party with The Dawning’s five staff DJs Saturday, January 24, Knight announced.

Tokyo Rose owner Atsushi Miura’s decision came following several fights in the venue, including a December 27 incident that brought the police when a knife-wielding man, who had been drinking upstairs, fled downstairs into a performance by Goth band Bella Morte, Knight told C-VILLE. “The fights were probably the last straw for someone considering letting go the more aggressive, even the all-ages shows,” she says.

Following the Dawning’s demise, Miura will ban those under 18 from any of Tokyo Rose’s downstairs concerts, as well as discontinue all punk, Goth and industrial shows. “That music carries problem people,” Miura says. “Almost every time we have that, there’s problems or tension. I feel sorry for parents who have kids like that.”

Neither Knight nor Bella Morte’s Andy Deane and Gopal Metro, who pioneered The Dawning in 1998 as a regular Wednesday Goth night, blame Miura for his heavy-handed response. “Atsushi is awesome, straight up,” says Metro. “He’s always been a full supporter.”

Talent booker Knight says Miura’s only proceeds from the all-ages shows came from the bar—though he regularly faced liability threats from underage drinking, rowdy behavior and vandalism of the nearby Cavalier Laundromat.

“When he started hosting the shows he was of one mind. After six years of doing it, especially for music that he’s not really into, he’s just grown tired,” Knight says.

But the end of The Dawning leaves many displaced Goths upset and looking for reasons why. “There’s nobody really to blame it on,” says Metro. “I was going to say young people, but at our show, when Atsushi finally said ‘We’re done with it,’ it was adults causing the trouble.”

At the January 17 concert, regular Dawning attendee Skunk, 22, who works by day at Integral Yoga, blamed irresponsible people. “They need to know that this is not going to be the place to come and start shit.”

Other concertgoers merely mourned the loss of a hangout. “It was the coolest place in Charlottesville. I really feel comfortable here—even though I did feel like a fight could break out any minute,” said an 18-year-old man who asked to be called Nny.

For now, Dawning patrons can look to Knight for a solution. “Chris has got a head full of steam,” says Deane. “And she’s got a lot of people behind her.” Knight is currently raising funds to find a new space for Goth and other live music. “This town has got an enormous amount of musicians and they don’t have any place to play,” she says.—Ben Sellers

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Bare Necessities

Dear Santa,

All I want for Xmas this year is a new bicycle, my very own pony and a stripper pole for the rec room. Thanks, Santa!

Luv,

Amber Anykid, U.S.A.

P.S. Strawberry Shortcake thongs make rad stocking stuffers!


Postal workers should not have been shocked this year to receive scores of Christmas wish lists just like little Amber’s. Why? Well, in case you haven’t tuned in to teen or tween media lately, stripping has gone mainstream. Teenagers of the new millennium have grown up watching college students give lap dances on MTV’s “The Real World”; they’ve listened to Christina Aguilera’s album Stripped; they’ve taken cardio strip class at the gym, perused the mall for thongs and flavored body glitter, played video games that feature strippers on their Xboxes and Gamecubes, and watched endless music videos for which strip clubs and the denizens thereof provide the mise en scène.

TV shows and movies from “Stripperella” to Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle regularly feature voluptuous heroines flashing the flesh. Indeed, a questionnaire for college-age participants in “The Real Cancun,” the 2003 “reality movie” depicting spring-break mayhem, posed the question: “What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done?” Responses included: “Stripped at a bar,” “Gone on top of a bar and flashed” and “Stripped in a club.” Somebody ought to break it to these co-eds: Stripping isn’t so wild anymore—it’s kid’s stuff.

Of course, for many girls who buy it, stripper-inspired fare isn’t actually about disrobing in public or even having sex, but about cultivating what writer and sexpert Susie Bright calls “the essence of titillation,” a coy yet brazen, look-but-don’t-touch sexual persona. “This is very appealing to the young crowd, the virgins, the preorgasmic, who want to flaunt and test their sexuality without actually having to do the deed,” says Bright. Along with marketing executives promoting their goods, many adolescents embrace these products as a harmless and fun way to wield sexual power, defending their right to express themselves through “Porn Star” T-shirts and “Hot Buns” hot pants, and dismissing those who object as dour, repressed.

Still, critics like Jean Kilbourne, best known for her documentary series Killing Us Softly, about gender representation in advertising, warn that the trend is more constraining than liberating, invoking a “very narrow, clichéd version of what’s sexy as opposed to any kind of authentic sexuality.” It’s a debate whose terms are familiar, from the feminist sex wars of the 1980s to the rise of “girl power” in 1990s pop culture to the explosion of feminist cultural criticism that snubbed the old-school women’s movement for its perceived lack of an ironic sensibility. But the discussion has acquired a new dimension now that a mass-marketed ideal of female sexiness derived from stripper culture is being sold to an ever-younger set. The stripper-infused products aimed at young girls are a creepy synthesis of cute and tawdry—seemingly designed to appeal to a 12-year-old’s tastes while gently easing her into the adult arena.

 

The most ubiquitous stripper-inspired purchase a girl can make is a thong, a product with a heritage in exotic dancing—in 1939 New York Mayor Fiorello La Guardia decreed that the city’s nude dancers cover their private parts for the World’s Fair. Thongs marketed directly to kids and teens often don’t resemble standard lingerie. They’re usually cotton, not silk or satin, they’ve got a colored elastic band, and they’re not overloaded with lace or frills. Design-wise, they tend toward the self-consciously cute, bearing the visage of a recognizable cartoon character, adorned with a saucy saying and/or cheekily girlish iconography—cherries, gingham checks, teddy bears. The thong’s ostensible purpose is to hide panty lines, but what ultimately drives the sale is the nice but naughty message its design implies—and sometimes not so subtly.

“Feeling lucky?” begs the Smarty thong by David & Goliath. It’s white with a green four-leaf clover stamped on the front, and available at teen-girl fashion emporium Delia’s. According to market research firm NPD Group, from August 2002 to July 2003 thong sales in the United States climbed to $610 million—up from the previous year’s $570 million. Time reported that last year girls between the ages of 13 and 17 spent $152 million on them. Thongs average about $6 apiece, and you pay more for a brand name. (A “Simpsons” thong goes for $8, a simple glitter one for half that.) It’s no wonder, then, that licensers are eager to dole out their characters’ likenesses for front-and-center crotch placement; in the age of branding, it’s all the better if your Hello Kitty thong matches your Hello Kitty lunch box.

Click the About Us/Investor Relations link on the home page for mall-based teenage chain store Hot Topic, which in fiscal year 2002 produced earnings of $34.6 million, and you’ll learn that, founded in 1989, “the Company believes teenagers throughout the U.S. have similar fashion preferences, largely as a result of the nationwide influence of MTV, music distribution, movies and television programs.” Under Intimate Apparel/Panties, recent purchase items included: a Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat thong, a Cookie Monster bikini panty and a Hello Kitty Goth Girl thong. Borrowing from underwear for little kids, some of these products—retro Mighty Mouse lingerie by Nick and Nora, for one—no doubt appeal to the older consumer who’s consciously infantilizing herself to look sexy. But they also seem calculated to attract younger girls who might still harbor some genuine affection for cartoon cuddlies. The Muppet thong is the adolescent equivalent of a toddler’s pull-up: somewhere between Underoos and lingerie.

 

The film Thirteen depicts the hypersexualized teen-girl consumer marketplace as inextricably linked to its central character’s accelerated downward spiral. It’s naïve junior high schooler Tracy’s demand for a hipper new wardrobe that sets the plot in motion: Tracy first steals to shop at a risqué boutique and clashes with her mother over a puppy-dog thong emblazoned with the words “Wanna Bone?”

The film clearly resonated with many girls’ experiences. Emily and Caroline, 13-year-olds at a Los Angeles private school, use “sexy” to describe the eighth grade’s most popular girl, who buys her school uniform in diminutive kiddy sizes so as to reveal more skin. Emily says lots of girls at her theater camp wore thongs and that the kids in her class think thongs are cool, though she bristles: “Who would want to see a 13-year-old’s butt?” She and Caroline recently attended a bar mitzvah where a tattoo artist was hired to airbrush designs onto partygoers’ body parts. A popular request, the girls reveal, was Playboy’s bunny-head emblem, the allure of which leaves the two momentarily divided. “Kids want it because it’s a cute little bunny,” says Emily. Caroline begs to differ: “It’s Playboy, which makes them sexy or something.”

Either way, the Playboy bunny has hopped back into fashion, swishing its cottontail into the teen market. At Hot Topic you can buy bunny trucker hats, pajamas, blankets and pillows. Dr. Jay’s carries Playboy bunny rhinestone thongs and camis, sporty shorts and sexy briefs. If, for children of the 1970s and ’80s, the bunny’s image is tarnished by connotations of dirty centerfolds and exploitation, Playboy Enterprises is making sure that’s not the case for girls of the next millennium. The bunny’s getting an extreme makeover; the company’s amping up its playful, mildly risqué qualities and de-emphasizing its pornographic ones. Playboy Enterprises still produces X-rated fare, but it relegates it to its adult-only outfit, Spice. “It’s rather like Viacom having Nickelodeon [for children] and Showtime [for adults],” company CEO Christie Hefner told Business Week Online this past August. Playboy’s licensing department targets 18-25-year-olds; they say a crossover into a younger market is unintentional. Yet founder Hugh Hefner—when asked by the Washington Post about kids donning Playboy togs—proclaimed, “I don’t care if a baby holds up a Playboy bunny rattle.”

Retail sales for the Playboy brand’s licensed fashion and consumer products have been estimated at more than $350 million for 2003, and the company celebrated its fifty-year anniversary with a November retail launch of limited-edition specialty products. They are in cahoots with rapper P. Diddy’s clothing label, Sean John, which is producing bunny-adorned velour tracksuits. There is a Playboy skateboard, a Playboy snowboard and, from M.A.C. Cosmetics, “Playmate Pink” glitter cream and “Bunny Pink” lipstick with a “laser-embossed bunny on the tip.” According to the press release, M.A.C. Cosmetics—a company whose progressive advertising tactics have included using openly gay celebrities Elton John and Rupaul as spokesmodels—was inspired by the “sheer fabulousness of the original Playboy Bunnies.”

Revamped as cuddly and camp, the bunny is poised to enter the world of family-friendly entertainment with Hef’s “Superbunnies,” a cartoon series about Playboy playmates who fight the enemies of democracy. Playboy’s entertainment division, Alta Loma, is developing the series with Stan Lee’s POW! Entertainment, and the press announcement mentions they’re aiming for a mainstream audience, so the superbunnies won’t bare it all. Stan Lee, creator of Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk, already has an animated series about strippers on the air. It’s the adult cartoon series “Stripperella”: Pamela Anderson lends her voice and image to the superhero Erotica Jones, “a stripper by night and superhero by later night,” whose power source resides in her enhanced breasts. On TNN’s website you can play Strip-pole-rella, the point of which is to avoid falling objects and pole grease and collect as many dollar bills as you can.

 

Few have surfed the stripper wave with more success than Joe Francis, whose brainchild, Girls Gone Wild, is a 4-year-old, $100 million entertainment empire solely based on amateur videotapes of college students flashing their breasts. On Amazon.com you can purchase (at about $17 a pop) DVD titles that include Girls Gone Wild Extreme, Black Girls Gone Wild: Funkin’ at Freaknik, and Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style, Francis’s creation with Calvin Broadus (a.k.a. rap star Snoop Doggy Dogg). Unless Francis goes to jail—charges of filming underage girls for a spring break tape are pending in Panama City, Florida—his next venture, Newsweek reports, is a chain of Hooters-style restaurants. Francis, who once compared girls’ flashing Mardi Gras-style for his videos to feminists burning bras, doesn’t hide the fact that he is taking advantage of the opportunity to offer titillation in the guise of liberation. The fact that there are so many willing participants can be attributed partially to the desire for a quick fix of fame and the culture of reality television that engenders that desire, and partially to Jell-O shots. But perhaps this is, to some degree, what 1990s pop culture wrought.

The spring breakers Joe Francis convinces to “go wild,” at least the ones of appropriate age, would have also been the target audience when, in 1996, the Spice Girls shimmied onto the pop landscape, singing about how girls should tell guys “what I want, what I really really want.” They pumped up their fans with “girl power,” a philosophy that ran as deep as “You’re a girl, therefore you’re powerful,” and that could be easily construed as “Look sexy like this and you will be powerful.”

On MTV there were more lessons to be learned about girls and power. The 1995 Aerosmith video for the song “Crazy” features actresses Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone playing high school students who break out of school one afternoon and hit the road. They fund their joy ride with a trip to a strip club, where Tyler performs a mocking pole dance and Silverstone, dressed in a man’s suit, watches gleefully from below. Thanks in part to the video’s homoerotic overtones, the striptease seemed rebellious, transformative and empowering, a paradigm replicated in many a girl-centric

 

coming-of-age flick in its wake, among them Coyote Ugly (2000), a movie about bartending table dancers (the film’s tagline: “Tonight, they’re calling the shots”).

This generation also grew up concurrently with hip hop, a genre whose videos have always pushed the envelope in terms of stripper content. Videos are limited in their storytelling capabilities, certainly, and popular early 1990s videos like WreckX’N’Effect’s “Rumpshaker” conceded to this limitation, opting for “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous”-style locales and high-heeled bikini-clad babes, visual cues that would inform hip hop videos for the decade to come. Female rappers of the early 1990s adapted what Alondra Nelson, assistant professor of sociology and African-American studies at Yale, calls “masculinist models of rap virtuosity and power as a way to gain respect in hip hop.” But eventually, when hip hop “embraced the pimp archetype,” female rappers were forced to “fight back on the same terms, taking up hyper-feminine personas.” That means trading the showmanship that comes with skill for the kind of empowerment that comes with stripping. Today’s female hip hop stars, like Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown, are taking their fashion cues from the table-dancing backup dancers and extras who populate male hip hop stars’ videos.

Of course, Madonna’s influence on the stripper trend cannot be discounted. While college kids and professors populating cultural studies departments in the early 1990s were eager to endow her pornography-inspired videos and Sex book with layered ironic sensibilities, it’s possible that the irony wasn’t translating to those who were children at the time. For example, in the opening to the film Crossroads, starring Britney Spears, the character she plays, an uptight good girl on the eve of high school graduation, wears men’s underwear and writhes around on her bed to Madonna, who—we’re meant to understand—was the soundtrack of the character’s early youth. By Act II, Spears’ character is on the road both to Los Angeles and girl power, stopping in at a bar for a liberating and lucrative stint of karaoke and pole dancing.

 

The “Porn Star” tee is this generation’s answer to the “I’m With Stupid” shirt—the words were stamped on baby tees, tanks and camisoles and sold at malls across the country. When asked about the shirt, Michelle, 22, a recent graduate of Barnard College, is quick to renounce it as “so five years ago.” But she recalls that back in high school, its intention was obvious: to be a calling card, one that says insta-sex. This is helpful for a girl whose look doesn’t automatically conjure up sexiness. Wear a Porn Star shirt and, as Michelle says, “you’re telling people to see you as sexy, as feminine.” Talk to girls about stripper culture, and you notice an interesting phenomenon: Stripping equals sexy and sexy equals feminine. Coupled with the adolescent’s age-old desires to look good and be looked at, you’ve got an odd mix of feminine/sexy bravado.

As Susie Bright observes, a stripper’s costume says “Long for me, try to win me, throw money at me, but you will never really get very far,” a message that holds obvious appeal for the junior high school girl who “want[s] to be mirrored, told [she’s] beautiful and desirable and sought-after.” A girl can easily meet these competing needs with an outfit that features a body-hugging Porn Star shirt and a thong embossed with a padlock design (made by David and Goliath, available at Delia’s). These garments may be a far cry from the confining pinafores and protective bloomers of yesterday, but they introduce a new set of problems. Some, like Jean Kilbourne, argue that they promote a brand of sexuality that “has to do with attracting men, and has nothing to do with a girl being the agent of her own sexual desire.” If adolescent girls of the 1950s had only two options, virgin and whore, these clothes seem to blur the line between the two. It’s a strange day when Hot Topic’s “Pay up, sucker!” thong (the words, in bubble letters, encircle a dollar sign) seems a better option for girls than the padlock one, because it smacks less of sexual puritanism. What’s most ironic, Kilbourne argues, is that “this is happening in a culture that’s not allowing sex ed in class.”

Raising these issues with teens without alienating them is a tricky business. Says Michelle: “We all want to be the girl who’s comfortable going with her boyfriend to a strip club, who’s all ‘What up?’ with the stripper. You want to be the girl who isn’t fazed by going to Hooters. Boys like big boobs, big deal. No one wants to look repressed.” No doubt, that’s music to the makers of Girls Gone Wild, a moniker that itself seems to proclaim innocence, as in: “Hey, don’t blame me! I happened upon these girls, and, dang, they gone wild!” It’s a sure thing, in this climate, that lectures about the hazards of thongs will, if anything, make them more appealing. Look what happened at a Long Island high school when, last spring, teachers chaperoning a senior-class field trip to Florida confiscated string bikinis from students’ luggage. The girls argued that they’d been violated, and the community found itself polarized. The melee was even written up in The New York Times, which quoted a letter from Catherine Pearce, 18, sent to her local paper, the Suffolk Times: “I’m not such a naïve little girl that I’m unaware of my own body, my own sexuality…. What exactly was it that they were protecting me from?”

It’s a fair question—one that critics of stripper chic have to be prepared to answer in a way that meets girls where they are. Jean Kilbourne advocates educating teenagers in media literacy and fighting for progressive sex ed in schools. But there may be a more expedient way to deflate the trend. This past November Oprah Winfrey devoted an hour to “releasing your inner sexpot”; overworked moms got stripper makeovers complete with pole-dancing lessons and new lingerie. Moms Gone Wild? Now it’s really over.

 

Alison Pollet writes fiction for middle-grade readers. Her novel Nobody Was Here is forthcoming from Orchard Books/Scholastic.

Page Hurwitz is a stand-up comedian and screenwriter.

 

Thong-a-thon
Teenagers scour local stores in search of sexy undies

Victoria’s Secret isn’t your typical teen haunt, but on a recent Saturday afternoon, the lingerie emporium at Charlottesville’s Fashion Square Mall was teeming with carefully made-up teenage girls. The store was in the midst of its semi-annual sale, and the girls were elbow-to-elbow with 20-, 30- and 40something women, expertly rifling through mountains of lime green, hot pink and animal print thongs piled on circular tables bearing signs that read “5 for $20.”

According to Darice, a UVA student who stepped into her first thong five years ago at age 14, the barely-there undergarments take some getting used to, but she couldn’t imagine going back to wearing plain old bikinis again. Three words, she says: “ugly undie lines.”

Today’s trousers are tight, low and risqué, and briefs simply don’t cut it, she adds. When asked about the cut of thongs, Darice says “thin is best.”

“Thinner thongs are more comfortable and more sanitary,” explains Courtney, another long-time thong wearer and fan of “Vicky S” (her nickname for Victoria’s Secret). Both girls say that their younger sisters and relatives wouldn’t consider wearing anything but a thong. For the ’tween set, though, it’s more about showing off to friends and saying “look what I got” than about visible panty lines. “It seems like they’re growing up a lot faster than we did,” observes Darice with a grimace.

Wander down the mall’s corridor to Gadzooks, a more obvious stop for young female shoppers, and you’ll find several racks dangling dozens of much racier thongs. Beads decorate top-rear strings and spell out “flirt,” “kiss” and “XOXO.” Iridescent satin pink and blue numbers hang near leopard prints and stripes. There’s plenty of black and white lace and fishnet, with bows, buckles and rhinestones as added accents.

“A lot of teenagers come in here to buy thongs,” confirms a saleswoman who asked to remain anonymous. “Girls love them, especially when they can see a bit of lace or sparkle popping out over the top of their low-cut jeans.”

You have to hike to the rear of Abercrombie & Fitch to find the store’s underwear collection, but once there, you can’t miss three silver buckets overflowing with everything from pale pink and blue thongs to those emblazoned with red polka dots. Most have been marked down to $3.90 from $9.50 and $8.50. One teenage girl giggles as she shows her friend a pair with “gifted” written on it.

Across the way at American Eagle Outfitters, the thongs are scattered on a table located front and center. It seems to have been a good season lingerie-wise for the store, because on this day, there are only three remaining pairs of blue and pink thongs decorated with horses, horseshoes and dollar signs. On a lower shelf, a few white and yellow cotton and lace thongs remain.

At Wet Seal, you’ll pass racks of itty-bitty tube, halter, crop and tank tops, as well as some mini skirts, Playboy bunny T-shirts and teenagers talking on cell phones before you hit the lingerie section. Here, you’ll discover a plethora of thongs, some with lace and bows, others with zodiac signs and still more Playboy bunnies. There is also a selection of more discreet red, blue and pink thongs.

But if the young shoppers at Fashion Square Mall on this day are any indication, discreet is not topmost on their minds when they’re hunting for underwear. When asked why she prefers Wet Seal’s thongs to the white cotton briefs for sale at the Gap, one 15-year-old’s answer is simple: “All my friends are wearing them, so why wouldn’t I?”—Susan Sorensen

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The long and winding road

Did I miss something? John Borgmeyer’s recent article, “A Walk in the Park” [Fishbowl, January 6], had me convinced that the Meadowcreek Parkway had already been approved. Apparently, Mr. Borgmeyer has been sitting in too many City Council meetings with Blake Caravati, Rob Schilling and Meredith Richards. In reality, the Parkway has only been conditionally approved, and those conditions are still far from being met.

Using language like “land that will someday become the Parkway” and “once this becomes a stretch of Parkway,” does Borgmeyer expect people to come away believing that the road could actually not be built? After all, the road would cost the City millions of dollars, destroy a portion of its finest parkland, open up land north of the City to more sprawling development and dump the resulting traffic into Charlottesville’s Downtown—all good reasons that many have to oppose it. By waiting until the end of the article to imply that the road’s fate is not yet sealed, Borgmeyer leads his readers astray with a deceptive type of reporting that is all too common in the mass media today.

People who read this article and believe that the decision to build the Parkway has already been made will be less likely to voice opposition to what appears to be a done deal. Currently, the road cannot be built, nor has it been built, which, in our democratic society, means that people still have the opportunity to tell their elected officials that they do not wish to see this piece of parkland paved. And, in all likelihood, the Parkway decision will not be made before City elections in May, offering yet another opportunity for the Parkway to be defeated.

The Meadowcreek Parkway has been a contentious issue in this City for more than 30 years. This doesn’t mean that we are obliged to build it. It’s time for this City to recognize that it is possible to make future-oriented decisions about our transportation system that will not leave us stuck in our cars fighting over which roads should be built next. Why not spend the City’s urban allocation funds on a competitive transit system that could whisk people from Downtown up 29N in a matter of minutes? As cities like Portland, Oregon, illustrate, there are possible alternatives. Chin up John Borgmeyer, the fight’s not over yet.

 

Mandy Burbage

Albemarle County

 

John Borgmeyer responds: In a December 11, 2000 letter to the Virginia Department of Transportation, Charlottesville’s City Council agreed to support the Parkway, as long as the road’s construction was coupled with other transportation improvements. In particular, Council demanded an interchange at the 250 Bypass, replacement parkland and funding for a regional network of roads in Albemarle. Even though these provisions have not been met, a majority of Council wants to build the Parkway anyway. So the question, then, is not whether the Parkway will be built, but how many of these conditions will be met upon its completion.

 

Doe the right thing

I feel it is important to address Susan Wiedman’s comments in her letter to C-VILLE [Mailbag, January 6]. I am familiar with Wiedman’s name as a defender of all creatures big and small and I am delighted that she stands up for them. However, it is critical to address the management of wildlife based upon accurate information. I want to clear up some misperceptions so that they will not be perpetuated.

1) It is true that deer numbers might decrease if the availability of food and habitat decreased. Unfortunately, food and habitat increases with increasing suburbanization because yards typically have grass, shrubs and trees that deer can make use of.

2) It is absolutely not true that the deer populations are stable in our national parks where hunting is not permitted. I give talks each year in Shenandoah National Park, where the number of deer is astounding and quite disturbing. The overpopulation of these beautiful creatures should be of concern to everyone because deer are devastating the habitats of other species by overbrowsing the plants. For example, neo-tropical songbird numbers are decreasing in the park as a direct result of the burgeoning deer population. By not allowing hunting, we are failing in our responsibility to maintain the populations of numerous other species of wildlife.

3) Sadly, the No. 1 tool to control deer populations is hunting because we wiped out the natural deer predators—mountain lions and wolves. We and many other species are paying the price now for man’s intolerance of such natural predators, which would have kept deer numbers under control. Unless we reintroduce these large mammals, deer populations will only be controllable by man or disease and starvation when they increase in number beyond the carrying capacity of the land.

Lastly, I should point out that I am not a hunter and, in fact, I could not kill anything if my life depended upon it. However, as a naturalist with a scientific understanding of the natural world, I have to accept the death of some animals by others (in this case, hunters) in order to preserve habitat for other species.

As Soren Mitchell wrote in his letter, humans are the ones ultimately responsible for human/wildlife encounters because we have so overpopulated the Earth. Until humans realize they are part and parcel of the environment and take responsibility for limiting their own numbers, both wildlife and humans will suffer serious consequences.

 

Marlene A. Condon

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What to Expect in 2003

Architecture and politics. To anyone acquainted with Charlottesville’s history, it’s a familiar combination. In 1996, Maurice Cox joined the ranks of those who wed the two disciplines in the name of the greater good. That’s the year Cox, an architect and UVA professor, was first elected to City Council. Last July, Cox, who is now 43, added the title Mayor to his accomplishments, chosen by his peers on the five-member Council to the two-year position.

Cox and his family moved to Charlottesville in 1993, fatefully taking up residence on Ridge Street in the onetime home of the former president of the NAACP (something Cox did not know when he purchased the house). Like others on Council, Cox’s journey to elected office began in volunteer activism with his neighborhood association, which he says these days is stable and optimistically anticipating the development of the first middle-income housing to go up around Ridge Street in more than a decade.

Although he lives and leads in the shadow of Thomas Jefferson, it was The Duomo, not Monticello, that shaped Cox’s understanding of civic life. Born and educated in New York City, he spent 10 formative years in Florence, Italy, where, Cox says, he worked and learned among architects who “had taken over the planning of cities” and exemplified for him the “perfect marriage of using your discipline to create a better physical environment.”

“Quite frankly, coming back to the States,” he says, “I found there was a contrast to that reality. I thought that if I was going to have some influence and effect some change here, I was going to have to be engaged in the political arena to do it.”

Cox, a devoted bicyclist who is often spotted on West Main Street on his way to or from the University, announced in July that transportation would be at the top of his mayoral agenda. While he has neither veered from that priority nor from his opposition to the Meadowcreek Parkway, he and Council have been busy on other fronts, too, including housing and long-term urban planning. A recent trip to Burlington, Vermont, for instance, has re-energized Council’s plans to replenish Charlottesville’s low- and moderate-income housing stock.

C-VILLE Weekly Editor Cathryn Harding recently talked with Mayor Cox about his agenda for 2003, including his top priorities and how to effectively communicate them to a sometimes-skeptical public. And he pinned down several results that Charlottesvillians can expect to see this year. An edited transcript of that interview follows.

 

Cathryn Harding: Urbanism has been a defining element in your work as an architect and you say it influences the work you do as an elected official. Would you define urbanism in the Charlottesville context? And how does it inform your policy agenda?

Maurice Cox: I’m glad you recognize that there’s a local context for urbanism, that urbanism in Washington, D.C., for instance, would be different than urbanism in Charlottesville. Our Downtown district has a wide variety of scales of architecture and uses, but it’s all somehow anchored by a typical street grid that’s very much in the scale of our City. The typical Charlottesville Downtown block is 200 feet x 200 feet, and that has accommodated everything from a single high-rise building to a library, to shops, to houses. This grid has been around for hundreds of years. The social mix of everything that happens is based on the scale of that grid and the mix of uses that you have there. So we’re very fortunate that we have an ideal example of an urbanism for Charlottesville that works. It’s based on retail on the ground floor, offices and residential above, and tends to vary in height from three stories to nine and 10 stories. The important thing is that it is something that, despite the fact that the grid was picked hundreds of years ago, has been able to change and evolve to the point where it’s the eclectic mix that we enjoy today. The Mall is really an elongated plaza or a square and it sets a different aesthetic that probably cuts back to times when the car was not so predominant in our lives. I think that’s the model that we should try to emulate for new development. Quite frankly, that’s the model that others in the region, like Albemarle County, are trying to emulate as well.

You have talked about your growing awareness during your time in Italy of the intersection of public and political life. How do you get from buildings that are constructed on a grid to political citizenship?

It has to do with that space between the facade of one building and the facade of another building across the street and the social interaction that is created there. In a very simple way, how many times will you walk down the Mall and encounter someone and stop and talk and effectively do business? That’s the way that a physical environment can actually affect the number of times you will encounter someone. Or the fact that there’s an environment that is so tranquil at moments and then so dynamic that in your people watching you want to sit outside and have your meal instead of sit inside.

It’s also incredibly democratic in its basic idea that anyone from somebody who’s got time on their hands all day to sit on a bench to someone who’s there doing a business lunch are mixing in the same place. You just contrast that to the way that a shopping center works. Chance encounters? No way.

You’ve also talked about how, as Mayor, you would put transportation at the top of your agenda. Is that still true, six months into the job?

Yes, the big story in 2003 will be Charlottesville embracing two alternatives that will allow our bus system to run more rapidly and to be a lot more interesting to ride. We’ve been looking for a way to decongest our core in the same way that paving the Downtown Mall decongested Main Street for pedestrians. Now we’re looking at bus rapid transit, which is a concept that has buses operating more like rail transit. They have a very intriguing technology that uses a magnetic force field that guides buses along a designated track. I’m talking about an entirely different fleet that would look more like a fixed rail fleet, but on wheels. Eugene, Oregon is experimenting with this system and they have a similar size population to Charlottesville. The wonderful thing about it is you can implement at a fraction of the cost of rail and yet it sets up the infrastructure so that if, 15 or 20 years from now, you have the population density, you can translate the system easily to rail. It has some of the same appeal that a trolley does.

For better or worse, choice riders want to ride on something that’s a little more novel. So you can get people to ride on the trolley, but you can’t get them to ride on the bus. You can get them to ride on a bus that looks like the rail car, but you can’t get them to ride on the bus. We have to acknowledge that and respond to it.

The transportation piece goes hand in hand with population growth. You’ve got to have levels of density of people living in a place in order to transport them, and then you’ve got to have a place where they shop close enough that they can get there by a quick ride using transit.

Where will the money for this come from?

It’s going to have to be a mix of State and Federal grants. We have a system to renew our transit fleet where the City pays a fraction of the cost. It’s going to take a fair amount of lobbying by our State legislators to look at Charlottesville and Albemarle County as a pilot for this type of alternative transit. It’s not something that we can pay for ourselves.

I think there are positive signs. The governor is advocating the greater use of rail and other transit alternatives.

The first thing, however, is there has to be a public will to say if you are going to grow more densely. In the next 20 years, do you really envision that everyone is going to be moving around in the same way they’re moving today? If the answer is “No,” then we have to make that commitment now for something that may come to fruition five or 10 years down the line. 

In your vision of what the Mayor of Charlottesville does, is he a strong force to shape that public will?

There’s something interesting about the shortness of our political terms and the length of time it actually takes to get anything done. They are not consistent. So either you become a slave to trying to have some immediate success or you simply realize that most of the things that you envision for your community are not going to happen for years to come and all you can do is set the infrastructure in place for it to happen. In order to do that, you can’t make small plans. Nobody gets excited about them; no one gets upset about them. You have to make big plans. In order for the plan to be so compelling that a Council or a community sticks to it for decades, the idea has to be extraordinary.

Often, you’re pointing to things that people can’t see. As a result there’s a lot of misunderstanding and inevitably that turns into controversy. I expect our vision to be controversial, and I expect to work that much harder to persuade people.

And how do you do that?

It’s tough in a community where the players change so frequently, where the citizens change so frequently. The forums change. I think we have a stable appointment with the public every two weeks. Then there is e-mail. You’d be amazed by how many people bring concerns to us electronically. We are determined to get people who are technology savvy to use our website as a way to access information. At this point, you can get everything from minutes going back to the 1980s to the latest economic development plan. It’s an incredible array of information.

I grew up in New York, too, and for me the definition of a mayor, for better or worse, will always be Ed Koch. He might not have been everybody’s cup of tea, but you always knew what he thought about everything. Is it possible in a place like Charlottesville, where we don’t even elect the mayor, to expect that kind of charismatic leadership?

In the model of governance we have, mine is one of five votes. So you have to operate as a member of a team, and it’s very different than someone who has an absolute mandate from the public as an individual.

But we still inevitably have to deal with the fact that there’s a public expectation that the mayor leads. There is a conflict between the public perception of a mayor as the leader and the reality of the mayor as a part of a collaborative team that is trying to build consensus to move forward, always checking if you have the votes.

I understand the benefits of the continuity and stability of the local governance, but, hey, yeah, it’s nerve-wracking for people who need to have a specific spokesperson who can say, “Yes” or “No.”

But on the subject of speaking in a loud, clear voice, these are insecure times, even in Charlottesville. Gun crimes. Unfunded mandates from the State. An understaffed police force. An overflowing jail. A sluggish economy. The collaborative model you describe starts to feel a little weak in that context.

Charlottesville is one of these little pockets of America where the unemployment is low, there are no peaks and valleys and when a recession happens we kind of hum along the middle. With UVA as a main employer, the City is stable in many ways. Even when we have the worse drought in a century, what do the people of Charlottesville do? They roll up their sleeves and cut water consumption. On the brink of disaster, the citizens made it less painful.

You almost have to artificially induce the fact that we have to have a goal and we have to do it in a context where there doesn’t appear to be a big threat. We’re talking about the hard times in the State, but you know what? Charlottesville will be all right. Once again, it’s because of the stability of our economy, the stability of the government here, our Triple-A bond rating, which just talks about how financially sound the place is. I hear what you’re saying about the strong leader, but if you think about when strong leaders come into being they’re around moments of incredible crisis. It may simply be that this environment is not conducive to that kind of leadership because there’s not that kind of panic in the air.

But for some people who can’t afford housing, for instance, or who have crime in their neighborhoods, the idea that Charlottesville is a “World Class City” is just an empty slogan.

We are constantly working and working on this. Part of the attraction of working in a public position in a community of this size is that inevitably no problem appears to be an insolvable crisis. All of them are manageable to the point where you actually believe when you wake up in the morning that you can get out there and solve it.

I have to walk by subsidized housing everyday, and I have to see the guys who are chronically unemployed everyday. That’s my reality check every morning. That problem is staring me in the face, and in my position I have to do something about it. That translates into our support of a social safety net in this community that is extraordinary given that we’re in a conservative state like Virginia. That concern translates into investment to help stabilize subsidized housing. When Charlottesville invested $500,000 in the local acquisition of Garrett Square to make that community stable for the people who live there and who will continue to live there, when we go in and work on neighborhoods like 10th and Page by helping non-profits to buy up rental units and flip those to increase affordable home ownership, we are improving the quality of life in those neighborhoods.

I believe fundamentally the kind of mixed-use, mixed-income, higher density housing that I’m envisioning is going to create a more equitable community. One reason we’re creating this housing task force, of course, is we’d like to figure out how do you create an ownership opportunity for someone who, for example, makes $35,000 a year? I know a lot of people who make less who would love to buy their apartment. That would be an investment that they’re making and they would be paying real estate taxes—yet another way of contributing to the community.

Only recently have we been hearing that you can’t find a house for less than $150,000 in Charlottesville. So it gives me the impression that we are not too late, and particularly when we’re getting ready to do this rezoning effort that is going to build greater capacity to accommodate our needs.

All of these paths can appear quite overwhelming but the reality is, with the scale of Charlottesville and the amount of social contact that you have with the people who are out there working on these projects, you can’t help but be optimistic. I’ve talked about this kind of civic vibe—a place that creates a climate where people actually think they can get out there and change the world. Charlottesville’s got it.

The issues that you raise regarding the people who are affected by crime, those are the very people who often live in public housing, who we’re looking at ways to elevate their quality of life. The City’s reaction isn’t, “Well, we need 10 more police officers there.” Our reaction is to weed out the social ills that they have to face, and I think that’s a more empowering response.

Other touchpoints for the City are UVA and Albemarle County. What we can expect in terms of the City’s relationship and cooperation with each of those two entities in 2003? Certainly 2002 was not a banner year, for instance, for UVA/City relations, and relations with the County around questions of development always seem strained.

With regard to UVA, I would agree that 2002 was quite a learning experience for all parties. Talk about the challenge of communication! Part of the task I’ve taken on is to try and bridge these two communities. That was one of my initial desires when I ran for Council. I come from a perspective where I actually think the University is of great value to this community. The question is always, How do you acknowledge your interdependence in a way that is supportive of each other? I’m interested in the bricks-and-mortar kind of collaboration, a physical mix of town and gown. There’s no real place where that happens. The Corner is a University enclave and then you’ve got Downtown. I’ve often said that if those two places were in closer proximity, I think some of the collaborations would happen naturally.

Do you envision something concrete going on in 2003?

I do. I think there is a convergence of needs that is going to reach a crescendo in 2003. The City is interested in looking at West Main Street as a smart-growth corridor, with a new mix of uses. A place where the University’s program needs co-mingle with the City’s mixed-use residential and retail needs.

The City has hired Wallace, Robert & Todd, an urban design firm that is going to try to envision the space where the social interaction is going to happen. In the case of West Main Street, they know that the players are going to involve the University and Health Sciences communities, West Main Street and the larger Charlottesville community. The firm will try to create the public spaces where all of those people can mingle and easily get back and forth on public transportation. Making such a space is a prerequisite to creating good relations with UVA

When can we expect to have a proposal?

In the summertime, we will actually start to see images of how the designers think this can happen. So that’s a really exciting initiative. Another idea that I think is equally exciting is creating an environment where people naturally mix on our transit system. We’re going to put a proposal out there for how to merge the CTS and the University bus systems.

Tackling West Main Street, an area that is so close to the University cannot help but sponsor a kind of co-mingling. I think it’s going to challenge how development happens. I believe the anchor to this plan is going to be residential. Currently there is no critical mass of residential living on West Main Street, let alone Preston Avenue or Cherry Avenue.

Obviously not all these developments will take place in 2003.

No. The reality is, any plan that’s worth the public’s attention is going to have to inspire. But in order to get it built beyond this year, it’s going to have to be built in small increments.

When people see these plans and they see how much developable land there really is on West Main Street, they’ll be shocked because they’ve never seen this potential there before. 

How about the City/County relationship in 2003?

That is a really tough relationship and will remain interesting because the County has determined that is going to grow more densely along the edges of the City by millions of square feet. Yet they still don’t have the infrastructure to support it appropriately. Nor does the State seem to acknowledge the County is not all rural and needs the tools to build urban-style roads and communities with sidewalks. This presents barriers to the County to doing the kind of development that Charlottesville actually does quite well.

All things being equal, I would rather Albemarle County declare Charlottesville its growth area and simply say they are not going to grow as rapidly. That would be a real innovation. You’d see the residential concentration shifting toward areas that actually can sustain the transportation piece and all of the the urban agenda that goes with it. Charlottesville in turn would have to be willing to accept its fair share of the population growth in this area. Right now our growth is flat. We’ve got something that they don’t: We’ve already got the urban infrastructure in place, we’ve got the physical proximity of things to each other, all our sidewalks in place, our area is easily served by all public transportation. I don’t see the County’s development direction as misguided, but I simply don’t see them having the tools that are needed to guide that kind of development. 

Aside from aesthetic disagreements, how will this stance from the County create more conflict with the City?

Many of the negative impacts of development, none of the tax base.

Primarily what some City residents object to is having a fairly affluent tax base surrounding and using the City as its core and then going right back out. My attitude is, well, why don’t we just invite those people in to live in our City and share in providing the tax base for the services that we want? I think it’s too easy to locate high density on the fringe of the City for people who would like to benefit from being in an urban environment but then can go back out and pay a lesser tax rate.

I don’t feel that it is the City taxpayer’s role to subsidize suburban sprawl.

Do you have fruitful discussions with your County counterparts?

We certainly do on many levels and I sympathize with their development pressures. They often appear overrun with developers who want to build. They’re constantly besieged by this demand to do the wrong thing while they are busy trying to do the right thing. I respect them for trying to slow it all down, and I certainly don’t envy them. But I also am concerned about our overall quality of life in this region. I have a different take on whether I can solve the problems of the day when I start to look at the County side.

What will be the top three things that you expect Council to be able to effect in 2003?

Well there’s been a whole sector that’s probably more imminent than most: the renovation to the East end of the Mall. This year, as the project will start, it will be representative of the things that we think Downtown should be: a state-of-the-art transit facility, an amphitheater that is really going to appeal to national acts and a physical extension of the pedestrian realm in that entire area. I think that’s going to be a cornerstone project for 2003.

Also, housing is going to be one of the stories. With transportation, you’re going to see the kind of commitment that the public needs to make early on to a state-of-the-art transit system that builds on moving people rapidly. And I think you’re going to see an unprecedented level of cooperation between the University interests and the City, and that will converge on West Main Street.

Finally, what has been the most surprising thing so far about being Mayor?

I have a new respect for how tough the job is. It’s a challenge but it’s a challenge that you feel compelled to meet.

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Men down under

Tom Laskin’s review of the music of 2003 [“Stuck in a moment,” Reviews, December 30] was very good, but has one obvious mistake. The Datsuns are from Cambridge, New Zealand. They are not Aussies!

Peter Heppner

Charlottesville

(formerly of Auckland, New Zealand)

 

 

Afterthought

I’ll miss Ted Rall. Aargh.

Harvey Liszt

Charlottesville