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Tuesday, November 21
Together forever

Old buddies Elton Brown (left) and Daryl Blackstock have played football together since their high school days. Now, the UVA football alums are struggling together in the NFL.

Former University of Virginia football players share an “aww” moment in Hampton Roads’ Daily Press today. Arizona Cardinals guard Elton Brown and linebacker Darryl Blackstock have played football together since their high school days in Newport News, and have been on the same NFL team together since signing in the 2005 draft. Once standout players at UVA, Brown and Blackstock have something else in common now: They’re both struggling for playing time in the NFL.

Wednesday, November 22
Moving along

Gas prices rose today due to an increase in holiday travel. Hundreds of Charlottesvillians truckin’ it to places like Atlanta, Charleston and Northern Virginia experienced average gas prices of $2.14 per gallon, which, while inconvenient, still beat the national average of $2.23.

Thursday, November 23
Trimming prices

Wal-Mart put the heat on grocery stores by strategically dropping prices on grocery items two days before Thanksgiving, according to a company press release. Though the release touts discounts of up to 20 percent as a way to help families get through the holidays, it’s actually a business strategy designed to turn around the giant retailer’s slumping sales, the Chicago Tribune reports. This season is the first time Wal-Mart has “rolled back” food prices, which will continue to scale down through December. Sales for the $312 billion corporation have been the worst in 10 years.

Friday, November 24
To the rescue!

Continuing her tireless quest to save the world from that most specific of bullies—the cyber bully—Miss Virginia Adrianna Sgarlata will travel 5,000 miles to schools and other venues as iSAFE’s national spokesperson to take a stand against Internet meanness, according to a Marketwire press release. “Thirty-two percent of students admit to sometimes saying something mean or hurtful online,” the release reads. “Bullies can extend this harassment to their victim’s home or mobile phone/device.” Thanks to Sgarlata’s efforts, now children everywhere will be well informed about how to use the little X at the top corner of their computer screens.

Saturday, November 25
Dashed hopes

Despite overly optimistic pregame analysis that said UVA had a chance at a bowl game, a 17-0 fall to Virginia Tech today shelved those dreams. Meeting the Hokies at Lane Stadium in Blacksburg, Virginia’s offense gained only 112 yards against the Hokie defense, their fewest since 1980. The Wahoo defense held their own until a Jameel Sewell fumble at the 12 yard line set up a Virginia Tech touchdown. The sixth straight loss to Tech (10-2) left Virginia finishing out their spotty season 5-7, while Tech’s win makes them arguably the best team in the ACC—though early losses to Georgia Tech and Boston College will keep them out of the conference championship.

Sunday, November 26
Trumped seniority

Booted out by pesky term limits from the Senate Armed Services Committee, which he chaired, Virginia Senator John Warner is learning that seniority doesn’t pay in the new Senate. According to a Wall Street Journal Weekly Washington Wire, Warner will now position himself against Republican James Inhofe of Oklahoma as ranking member of an environmental panel. Inhofe has used the term “brainwashing” to refer to environmentalist views of global warming. Warner is seen as more sympathetic to environmental issues, but it’s the “ranking member” part he might have trouble with. Senator Trent Lott, incoming majority whip, says Republican old school Warner may misunderstand the rules about seniority.

Monday, November 27
No more new homes?

An official in NoVa’s Prince William County has proposed a housing construction freeze for the area in hopes of easing major transportation issues, the Associated Press reports today. Could such an idea be imminent for our own fast-growing county? Prince William County has grown 72 percent over the last 15 years to 371,181 residents. According to the U.S. Census, Albemarle has grown about 33 percent in 15 years, to 90,717 people. Builders in NoVa have argued that a housing freeze would clamp down on commercial markets as well. In Albemarle, retail and commercial building has been growing rapidly. According to a study by Southern Environmental Law Center, the amount of retail space in the county grew to 5.4 million square feet from 3.7 square feet over the last 15 years, an increase of 46 percent. So, while we don’t have NoVa’s problems yet, we may be well on our way.

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Darden’s exec M.B.A. program taking off

When UVA’s Darden School of Business announced last year that it would offer an M.B.A. for Executives program—an opportunity for those already in the business world to earn a degree in 22 months—it was putting its lofty reputation on the line. In an already saturated marketplace of schools with similar programs, UVA was getting an acknowledged late start. Nearby schools such as Virginia Tech and the University of Maryland have offered similar programs for years.


Don’t want to leave your job to get the M.B.A. you’ve always wanted? For a meere $96,000, you can bust your chops during the week, visit Darden on the weekends, and find yourself a graduate 22 months later (whether you still have a spouse is another matter).

But six months into the UVA program’s launch, it has established such success that its severely time-pressed students—who spend between 80 to 100 hours weekly on school and work—now hit the road with administrators to reel in potential recruits.

“All last year there was so much uncertainty,” says Barbara Millar, the program’s executive director. “I think [this] shows that we’ve delivered on the promises we’ve made. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be helping us.”

The program nabbed 85 applications and brought on 54 students, higher than the projected 45. It boasts recruits from AOL, Capital One and Philip Morris, and has snatched students from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which offers three M.B.A. executive degrees.

“It’s so competitive,” Millar admits. “In Charlottesville, we needed to create something special.” That translated to a holistic approach to business in a case-study format. Students attend two- or three-day sessions every three weeks and engage in distance learning with faculty via teleconferencing, the source of the program’s only reported early hiccups.

“I found the program the most fun I’ve had and [the most I’ve] had to work in a long, long time,” says Jayson Rieger, a project manager for local biotech company Adenosine Therapeutics and now a Darden student. Rieger has a science background, and sees the executive M.B.A. as “a learning experience with priorities for career advancement.”

What certainly doesn’t seem fun about the program is the cost: UVA charges a cool $96,000 for tuition (the national average for Executive M.B.A. program tuition is $50,000). To dampen that shock, Rieger, like many participants, has help footing the bill from his company.

For more information, go to: www.darden.virginia.edu

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Squeeze me

Correction Appended

There used to be an honest-to-god juice bar in town, called Liquid, and when it closed almost exactly three years ago it left a giant smoothie-shaped hole in the local scene. (As anyone who’s ever visited that spot’s current tenant, Atomic Burrito, can tell you, wheat grass is no longer in the house.) Accordingly, juiceheads will be happy to hear that their banana-strawberry-papaya-and-mango-all-together cravings have found a champion in Andreas Gaynor. In a somewhat unusual arrangement, Gaynor plans to operate a juice bar during daytime hours in year-old Downtown cocktail bar Kiki.

Feeling the squeeze? Andreas Gaynor will pulverize all kinds of fruits and veggies, then serve them up at Kiki, starting next month.

“I’m so lucky that Jeannie has the vision to let me do it,” says Gaynor. He’s referring to Kiki owner Jeannie Brown, whose establishment is known for fresh-fruit cocktails and for being, as Gaynor puts it, “so good-looking.” Besides the turnkey style of the space, he’s banking on his smoothie experience at his former Downtown ventures City Centro and Fusion. (Having Bikram Hot Yoga right next door, disgorging its health-conscious, dehydrated and dangerously relaxed patrons into the street, surely can’t hurt either. If Salad Creations ever materializes across the street, as it’s been threatening to, we’ll have to dub this block of Fifth Street the Downtown Health District.)

You’re looking at some true, actual juice here, says Gaynor. “We are going to stay away from syrups and powders,” he pledges. “We’re going to have chunky juice, pure juice where it’s not so cold. You can choose what you want and we’ll put it together for you. It’s made in front of you.” Some of the fruits and veggies will be organic, and if you feel the need to pile on the nutrition you can add supplements to your drink. We can almost feel the vitamins coursing through our veins.

Start imagining flavor combos now; Gaynor plans to open December 15.   

Orzo, they say

As we reported back in September, the onetime Ciboulette spot in the Main Street Market has new owners (Charles Roumeliotes, Katherine Korloff and Ken and Laura Wooten) and a new name (Orzo Kitchen & Wine Bar). And, after a remarkably speedy transition, it now has open doors, too. We stopped in last week, on the second day of Orzo’s lunch service, to take a look and a taste.

First impression: It’s recognizable as the onetime Ciboulette. The retail wine area’s in the same spot, and the long counter and deli cases still stretch from front to back, sheltering an open kitchen. But now a half-dozen or so seats cosy up to the wine bar, and dark wood tables line the opposite wall.

Menu: Some pastas, some sandwiches, some salads. We went for a cheerful carrot-ginger soup and an artful appetizer: grilled baguette slices with artichoke-fava bean spread, truffle oil, and a nest of baby arugula. Had we been feeling hungrier, we could have gone for pan-roasted salmon; had we been feeling saucier, we could have gotten a glass of wine—say, the 2004 Sibacha Garnacha. We did, however, manage to find some room for the very satisfying chocolate pot de crème. (Wait, is this a work day? we thought, somewhere around the fourth spoonful.)

Service: friendly and professional, with that note of near-surprise that’s unique to freshly opened restaurants. (“One for lunch? Really?”) We consider it an indicator of the saturated local scene that a place like this, which is perfectly stylish and tasty and has a something-for-everyone Mediterranean menu, will have to work so hard to distinguish itself. We’ll see how it pans out.

Got some restaurant scoop? Send your tips to restaurantarama@c-ville.com or call 817-2749, Ext. 48.

Correction: Dec. 12, 2006

In the November 28 issue, Restaurantarama misspelled the name of one of the owners of Orzo Kitchen & Wine Bar. She is Katherine Kroloff.

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Seasonal wrap-up

From Sweet to you: a very sincere thanks to everyone who has written or called wondering what ever to get her Sweetness for the impending holiday. A Fendi knock-off handbag, the one with the snaky clasp and the thickly braided strap? A Moleskine day planner for 2007, the one with the cute little elastic that runs lengthwise down the front? Or perhaps a Madonna track suit from H&M?

Dear ones, Sweetie-pie loves every one of you and your spirit of generosity (to say nothing of your excellent taste), but here she must demur: La Cake wants nothing. Strike that—she wants no thing.

Does Sugar hear the newspaper dropping from the reader’s hands? To be fair, she usually leads the parade on Materialism Day, so it may come as a shock to get this news, but darlings, darlings, darlings, it must be said: Sweet has enough stuff! Please give her not so much as one more lip-liner brush, nor a striped cardigan, neither another pot of Nars eye shadow and certainly no more cake platters! (That’s a family joke.)

Sweet anticipates your protests. You want to give. Very good. Your Candy Perfume Girl has a few suggestions for you. While they may not improve anyone’s silhouette, these gift ideas will upgrade your moral and social profile, your dearest narratrix assures you.

Charity, lovelies. Philanthropy. That’s what Sweet is talking about. If you want La Cake to know how much you luff her, show her by donating to a worthy cause, something that, like Sweet, strives to make the world a lovelier, gentler place. (Send her a delicate, perfumed note telling her of your efforts. That’s all the gift she really needs.)

Let’s say you’re artistic—and this is not hard to say as all of Ms. Cake’s friends have what you might call cultural leanings. Please consider giving some cash in your dear friend’s name to the City Center for Contemporary Arts, now in its final fundraising phase. What could be more stylish than being contemporary? Jeez, that’s so convincing that Sweet might just have to write a check herself—and she’ll do it in the names of her devoted readers.

O.K., suppose you want something more do-goodery. The Free Clinic could always use your support. From what Sweet can gather some people go to the doctor for reasons other than elective cosmetic procedures—they need prenatal vitamins or to have their boils lanced or something—and the Free Clinic will take care of them, case closed. Nothing is more attractive than a healthy form, for the love of Miuccia Prada, and accordingly Cookie-baby gives her full endorsement to this cause.

Other ideas? Meals on Wheels, which for decades has been feeding the elderly and housebound just because it’s the right thing to do. How about the Music Resource Center, which keeps kids off the streets and in the recording studios where they belong? There’s always the SPCA, where Fifi gets a fighting chance to go home with a new fashion-conscious family.

See, don’t you feel better already? Well, you certainly look better. Your skin is positively glowing from that magic elixir called Doing the Right Thing.

And Sweet, she feels great, not in the least bit deprived by not getting a big haul of packages. What’s her secret, you wonder? How does Sweet manage to regard the holiday season so unselfishly? That’s easy, pets. She just looks forward to her birthday!
If you want La Cake to know how much you luff her, show her by donating to a worthy cause, something that, like Sweet, strives to make the world a lovelier, gentler place.

Get more information at the following websites:

City Center for Contemporary Arts: www.c3arts.org

Charlottesville Meals Without Wheels: avenue.org/mow/

Music Resource Center: www.musicresourcecenter.org

Charlottesville SPCA: www.caspca.org

Charlottesville Free Clinic: www.cvillefreeclinic.org

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Music for these times

Typically, I wait until December 23 to try and put myself in the holiday spirit, but some people prefer to take their time with the holidays.


Get in the spirit: Debbie Hunter and her group will present medieval English carols and more at St. Paul’s Memorial Church.

Debbie Hunter’s early music vocal group, Mira, will be putting on an event of holiday music on Thursday, December 7, at St. Paul’s Memorial Church across from the Rotunda. Mira consists of 18 singers and several string players, and the evening’s performance will include medieval English carols, European Renaissance motets, works of Palestrina and Gabrieli, and Benjamin Britten’s Ceremony of Carols. Guest artists will include Richmond Symphony harpist Anastasia Jellison, and Marge Bunday, whom Hunter describes as a “very in-demand alto for early music and beyond, as well as a hot-shit D.C. soloist.” Custer LaRue will also perform, and Hunter says, “I know a lot of great singers, but she is one of the most amazing singers I have ever heard.”

If you cannot make that show, Hunter will also be performing a Solstice concert at the Gravity Lounge on December 21. Together with Mary Gordon Hall and other guests, the Gravity show will feature more folk carols, solstice songs and dance.

Hunter, who has more about her music posted at www.debbiehuntermusic.com, has also been writing a lot lately in anticipation of a new recording in the spring. She has also been exploring the relationship between music/tonalities and healing.

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Have a guitar player on your Christmas list? If so, you may want to stop into Specialty Guitars Plus, now in its second week of business. The store carries a mix of affordable and higher-end acoustics and electrics, some of which are limited-edition runs. Owner Larry Howard says that he shops around for interesting instruments, and he has a number of Ibanez, Gibson, Fender and G&L electrics, as well as Ovation acoustics in stock, and he is expecting Spector basses any day. He also says he has a good relationship with long-time local music shops Stacey’s and Charlottesville Music because his inventory is different. His shop is located on the terrace level of Woodbrook Shopping Center, but be sure and go around back. When I stopped in, Howard’s son was shredding in the front room.

This Sunday, December 3, Plan 9 and the Satellite Ballroom will be hosting the 3rd Record Wares and Robot Fair from noon to 5pm. This year’s event looks to be much more varied, with crafts, homemade toys and clothes, and so on. But at least two vinyl vendors will be on hand to sell records, and there is a good possibility that one of them will be eBay store Hall of Robots. Monkeyclaus members Matthew Clark and Chris Hlad will DJ. Vendors are invited to stick around for the Ballroom’s show with Skeleton Key. The next night, the Satellite hosts an interesting show with the Cape Verdean singer Lura, who has inspired and been inspired by Cesaria Evora.

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Although I lived a few places before I landed here, Charlottesville gave me my first real taste of devout Deadhead culture. I never understood the depth of reverence. That love of Jerry Garcia is holding up well, eleven years after his death. We have our own fine cover band, Alligator. And Starr Hill is able to host two nights of the Dark Star Orchestra, the tribute band that faithfully recreates the sound and set lists from the Dead’s hallowed 2,500-concert history. The Chicago-based outfit has played 1,300 shows themselves, and are listed as a Top 50 National Touring Act. Their attention to the sound of the Dead’s music has been so exacting that Bob Weir, Bill Kreutzmann, and Donna Jean Godchaux have joined them on stage. DSO even plots the stage based on how the Dead would have set up. At the end of every performance, the band announces the date and venue where the original Dead show took place. DSO will be here December 4 and 5, for Deadheads and rock historians alike.

Also for Dead fans, In New York this January, there will be two concerts to honor the release of the band’s two fine records, Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty. The American Beauty Project will honor the two albums, both recorded in 1970, with performances of tunes from the records by various artists including Jorma Kaukonen, The Holmes Brothers, The Klezmatics, Mark Eitzel and many others. Performances are free and will take place Downtown at The World Financial Center Winter Garden. For more info, go to www.myspace.com/americanbeautyproject.

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Debbie Hunter current spins: LaRue and The Baltimore Consort. The Tallis Scholars. I love Jai Uttal. New recordings by Mary Gordon Hall and Bahlmann Abbot. I am proud of both of them. Richard Thompson as always. And my son Blake Hunter’s band, Trees on Fire, who are playing Uncle Charlie’s this Saturday.

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Study: Doors closing for black, poor

Decades after the fall of state-sanctioned segregation and Lyndon Johnson’s “War on Poverty,” flagship state schools like UVA are getting richer and whiter.

Such is the conclusion of a new report, “Engines of Inequality,” released by the Education Trust last week. Looking solely at public flagship schools from each state, the report finds decreased access across the board for both low-income students and underrepresented minorities (meaning all minorities except Asians).

UVA’s overall grade? D. Grades for minority and low-income access? F and F. Not the kind of scores Mama puts on the fridge (or that administrators highlight on websites). The University did have one bright spot, receiving an A for high minority graduation rates.

“I don’t know if we get a D,” says Jack Blackburn, dean of undergraduate admissions. “I think that’s a pretty stern statement.” Spokesperson Carol Wood says, “We’re not taking this report very seriously.”

UVA’s umbrage at the study comes largely because much of the data ends in 2004—before the University started its AccessUVA program, designed explicitly to address the issues highlighted in the report. That program ensures UVA meets “100 percent demonstrated need” for all students and replaces loans with grants for families within 200 percent of the poverty line ($20,000 annual income for a family of four).

Part of that program includes the sort of aggressive recruiting the report recommends for raising enrollment for minority and low-income students. Blackburn says that throughout the fall, he’s been recruiting in low-resource schools from Southwestern Virginia to Norfolk, meeting with counselors and having night sessions with high school students and parents.

Much of the problem, he says, is that many students from such schools have trouble believing that they could make it at UVA, and so never apply. “Socially, I think that a lot of students feel awkward here if they come from a low-income background,” says Blackburn.

He admits that in the past, “I think that we’ve done a poor job at UVA and we and other distinguished universities must do more to change that.

“We’ll make good progress [in three to four years], but it’s hard to change. So I don’t think we’ll see dramatic change. We’re in it for the long haul, and I think it will take a number of years to make a huge difference.”

Access denied?

A study by the Education Trust shows decreasing access for minority and poor students at flagship state universities nationwide during the past decade. The study compared the percentage of underrepresented minorities (which does not include Asians, who are demographically overrepresented in colleges) entering college to the percentage graduating from high school. For low-income students, it measured the percentage of in-state students at a school overall to the percentage of in-state students receiving Pell grants. Those grants are usually awarded to families earning $20,000 or less. The data suggested that UVA failed during the period under study by Education Trust, which predated UVA’s new low-income funding initiative, AccessUVA.

Minority Student Access and Progress

  2004 1992
Underrepresented minorities among UVA freshmen 15.0% 15.2%
Underrepresented minorities among state high school grads 27.7% 22.1%
Ratio 0.54 0.69
Ratio change, 1992-2004: -21.4%    

       
Low-Income Student Access and Progress

  2004 1992
UVA students with Pell grants 7.6% 9.9%
State students with Pell grants 28.7% 23%
Ratio 0.26 0.43
Ratio change, 1992-2004: -38.9%    

       
UVA Minority Student Success

Overall six-year graduation rate 92.6%
White graduation rate 93.8%
Underrepresented minority graduation rate 86.3%

Source: “Engines of Inequality” study by the Education Trust

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Arms and the Man
UVA Drama Department
Through December 2


Autumn Shiley and Joel Grothe star in UVA’s production of Shaw’s "Anti-Romantic Comedy," which seethes with bitterness behind its jaunty humor.

Stage Watching a play by George Bernard Shaw is a double pleasure. On the surface, he dabbles in formula, producing effects that are heavenly for being familiar and safe, while underneath all hell breaks loose. The supposed ideals by which a society operates are cracked open and dissected, and out of a commanding insight a new world seems to spawn—not from the perspective of his faulty characters, but from the rarefied viewpoint of the audience.

Shaw subtitled Arms and the Man, first produced in London in 1894, an “Anti-Romantic Comedy,” and indeed its jaunty humor, when looked at closely, seethes with bitterness. Set in Bulgaria in 1885 during a war between Bulgarians and Serbs, the play opens with a young lady, Raina Petkoff (Autumn Shiley), tucked away in her bedroom, elated over the Bulgarian victory and dizzily envisioning the heroics of her fiancé, Sergius (Joshua Rachford). At which point Captain Bluntschli (Joel Grothe), a Swiss professional soldier fighting for the Serbs, enters the bedroom, leading to an eventual love triangle and a happy resolve. Along the way, empty heroic action and hollow patriotism hand in hand with flighty romance don’t stand a chance against Shaw’s acid mind.

Multileveled plays are the right stuff for university drama departments to produce. What’s the point if there’s no challenge? While this production is directed by visiting UVA Professor Edward Morgan and features a performance by the drama department’s Head of Acting Richard Warner, the eight-member principal cast includes five people gunning for their MFA in acting. All five do a more than credible job. As is perhaps inevitable, however, the audience may feel they’re taking part in a learning experience. The performances often project only one facet of Shaw’s vision—“Romantic Comedy” purged of the “Anti-“ or vice versa. There are moments when the outright comedy is too blatant, or when the social commentary is too faint. Some of the responsibility goes to the director, whose touch, in such situations, must be magical.

All this doesn’t mean that the production isn’t worth seeing. There’s a great deal of budding talent on display. As always with the drama department, the set design (this time by Shawn Paul Evans) is on a level of generousness and sumptuousness that one can find nowhere else in Charlottesville. And, of course, there are the shatterproof treasures of Shaw, whose exposure of human idiocy and shallowness still has the power to sting.—Doug Nordfors
   
Bonfires of São João
Forro in the Dark
Nublu

cd A nimble bass line alternates between two notes, sounding vaguely like a polka; a high-pitched pifano—that’s Portuguese for “fife,” the flute-like wind instrument—darts left and right, mimicking the movement of feet; a lightly distorted guitar plays an evocative high-plains chord progression out of a Sergio Leone western. The tune is “Índios Do Norte,” the band is the Brazil-by-way-of-New-York outfit Forro in the Dark, and the style of music is forró.

Forró is indigenous to Brazil’s northeastern coastal region. The traditional instrumentation of the form, as set down by Luis Gonzaga, the man who popularized forró in the 1940s and ’50s, consists of bass drum, triangle, and accordion. Imagine this lineup playing peppy rhythms accented on the 1 and 3, and you can understand why forró is sometimes called the zydeco of Brazil. It is above all social music, meant to get people on to the dance floor.
But Forro in the Dark are not traditionalists. For the past several years they’ve played regularly at Nublu, the Manhattan club that serves as a petri dish for all manner of global fusion. Accordingly, they play a version of forró that combines inherent danceable tendencies with an arty New York twist. Eschewing accordion, they add guitar and bass, fold in horns, and add layers of additional percussion. Here on their second album, Bonfires of São João, David Byrne contributes vocals to two tracks, Miho Hatori, formally of Cibo Matto, sings on another.

But despite the presence of artists from other realms and the non-trad instrumentation, Bonfires of São João doesn’t sound watered-down. The pifano, which serves at the melodic lead on most tracks, ensures a rootsy vibe, its pure, piercing tone reinforcing the music’s clarity and directness. A slinky, loping reggae beat shows up on “Limoeiro do Norte”; “Oile le La,” dominated by a gritty sax out from, is slow, deliberate and sensual; but it’s blazing, body-moving tracks like “Que Que tu Fez” and “Lampião do Céu” that define this record.

Byrne sings “Asa Branca,” Gonzaga’s most famous composition and a national standard in Brazil. He translates the lyrics to English, telling the woeful tale of a farming boy forced by poverty to move to the big city. His instantly recognizable diction now sounds natural in such a setting, since the music of Brazil has become the template for his solo work. In another multicultural twist, Miho Hatori ably translates the light and bubbly Gonzaga composition “Paraíba” into Japanese, leaving it to Bebel Gilberto and various Forro in the Dark shouters to realize the music in its language of origin.

That languages from three continents appear is important. Bonfires of São João is in a sense a harbinger of the age of globalism, picking a very specific regional folk art, mixing and matching it with styles, languages and forms from elsewhere, and exporting the whole thing to a club many thousand miles away and then to your home CD player. But the album as a whole is so distinctive—not to mention relentlessly fun—such cross-pollination is nothing to fear, and not a sign of compromise. This is the musical melting pot done right, without concession to prevailing taste.—Mark Richardson

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Show me the funny

“The Office”
Thursday 8:30pm, NBC

Ricky Gervais, the genius behind the original British “Office,” guest wrote tonight’s episode of his sitcom’s American counterpart. It’s an interesting challenge as our “Office” has already lasted about three times longer than his. The extended run has allowed the American writers to dive much deeper into the various characters and take the situation even further, like this year’s mega-arc that sees everyman sales guy Jim voluntarily transferred to a bigger, more successful branch after his affections are rebuffed by equally adorable everywoman secretary Pam, only to have his old branch absorb the new one and bring him back—with a new love interest in tow, of course. The recent merge creates the set-up for Gervais’ script, which concerns clueless boss Michael (Stave Carell) discovering that one of his new employees has a prison record. Enjoy.

“Scrubs”
Thursday 9pm, NBC

Yay, “Scrubs” is back! “Scrubs” is one of those shows that never found an audience to match its brilliance, but NBC has kept the screwball medical sitcom on the air a surprising six seasons—although this may be it for the crew at Sacred Heart. Rumor has it that series star Zach Braff is strongly considering not signing on for another rotation following the success of his writing/directing debut, Garden State. No Braff, no show, which sucks since this really is an ensemble piece at its core. Bottom line: Enjoy it while it lasts, since it might not last much longer.

“30 Rock”
Thursday 9:30pm, NBC

I’m not sure how this happened. Tina Fey is a gifted comedy writer and a likable TV personality. Alec Baldwin is always game when it comes to those vaguely off-kilter supporting roles. Going behind the scenes at a sketch comedy show should prove to be a funny premise. And yet this freshman show is unequivocally awful, somehow managing to be both juvenile and dull. I’d like to blame it all on co-star Tracy Morgan, who seriously must have pictures of Lorne Michaels doing terrible things to baby seals or something because…not funny. Like, ever. And yet it’s really not his fault. Maybe Rachel Dratch used her witchcraft to hex it after being demoted during “retooling”? Anyway, NBC seems to think the show can be saved by dropping it amidst three quality shows. Can funny be absorbed via osmosis? I guess we’re about to find out.

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Kangaroo court

I was sitting in the new John Paul Jones Arena looking at the flames of propane shoot up with every induction, and the incredible state-of-the-art digital billboards, watching little Cavalier fans wearing Christmas-morning gazes, when I realized that as fans they will never know anything other than those plush surroundings. No humid, un-air-conditioned, cramped University Hall for them!!!!

Ahh!!!! To be a young sports fan!!!!

(Note: If you think this column is going down the road of “When I was your age, we didn’t have TV. We listened to the radio. I walked to school in 3′ of snow, up hill, both ways…,” you’re right, it is.

Playstation 3, cushioned seating at sporting events, fireworks in arenas???

My youth featured Atari, seats so hard at the Philadelphia Spectrum you forget you had a butt by the third quarter, and nothing more awesome than a spotlight!!!   

The young generation of sports fans has it good today. And technology is becoming as big as the game to the sports fan.

A flat screen TV used to make you the talk of the town. Now just to fit in with the neighborhood, you need HDTV with plasma. Nobody’s TV sits on a stand anymore. I had people over the other week and they kept staring at my wall as if suddenly a screen would appear. One of my boys was sickened that I didn’t own something called 1080PHDTV? The only numbers I know are these: Channel 18 has the AFC and Channel 19 has the NFC.

Needless to say, the boys won’t be back at Casa de McElroy anytime soon.
   
Fortunately with my many of my Sundays spent at Fed Ex Field, I have gotten the opportunity to test a new invention by NFL Sunday Ticket called “Kangaroo TV.”

Just a little larger then the standard hand-held Blackberry, Kangaroo TV allows you to watch the full TV broadcasts of all NFL games, while simultaneously getting fantasy stats. Plus, there’s a red zone option that will automatically take you to every game where a touchdown is in reach.

Only available in Fed Ex and at Dolphins home games for a rental fee of $39.95 a game (yes, people are shelling out over $95 a pop to go see their team and than an additional $40 so they can keep tabs on every other game), KTV hasn’t gone retail yet.

When it does, can you imagine the impact it will have on society?

The wife wants quality time? Take her shopping and then just jump in with the hordes of other men gathered on benches at the mall huddled around their hands. The mall fountain will resemble a sports bar minus the smell of Budweiser and Marlboros.

Sunday youth soccer games won’t just bear the demographic of Good Housekeeping. You can be there playing “Father of the Year” at the same time you are making sure Chicago covers the spread.

The truth about technology is that we can’t fear it.  We need to accept, embrace it, cherish it and (if the people from Kangaroo are reading) we need to be hooking me up.

Wes McElroy hosts “The Final Round” on ESPN 840.

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So it’s the week after Thanksgiving. Everyone knows what that means, right? ’Tis the season to blow that bank account centless! Yeeha! While it may be painful once you take stock of the damage post-New Year’s, the rush of giving and getting that rules December can result in a pretty potent high. I, personally, tend to get fairly obsessed with finding the perfect present for every special person in my life, from Mom and Dad to my boss to my dog to the guy who fixes my computer. I never know what the present is until I see it, and it may not be something that these patient people need or even want, but it has to be something that just says “Mom” or “Dad” or “Cathy” or “Crystal” or “Dude” to me because it all comes back to me, natch.

Combing the stores on foot has a certain ritual and festiveness to it that I won’t ever skip out on entirely, but sometimes the perfect present just isn’t in stock…or even on a buyer’s radar for understandable reasons. It’s then that I turn to that great store in cyberspace: eBay. If you can’t find what you’re looking for on eBay, you’re never going to find what you’re looking for, period. (Unless, we’re talking peace of mind, of course).

Just a little brainstorming and random e-browsing, and my Christmas shopping is done. Mom knows she wants 50 vintage issues of Good Housekeeping, it’s about time Dad got a new pair of lederhosen, Cathy can hit the gym in the new hot pink cat suit I’m going to bid on for her, Crystal can’t live much longer if she doesn’t have a Burberry dog coat, and a vintage “Mr. Roboto” tee is just what “Dude” didn’t even know he wanted.