If you run, run for the mountains

I’ve heard running called "self-centered," and indeed it is usually a pursuit that one takes up for one’s own satisfaction and health, not for the greater good. I, for one, feel like I’m giving myself a treat when I head out for a run—quite a different state of mind than when I attack a pile of dirty dishes or a backlog of e-mails.

So I say thank you, Will Harlan, for adding a dimension of noble altruism to the self-centered pursuit. Harlan—who edits the locally-produced Blue Ridge Outdoors magazine—is one of these crazy-person ultramarathoners whose runs sometimes take more hours than most of us are awake on an average day. This summer he ran 72 miles along the Appalachian Trail in Great Smokies National Park and set a speed record doing it (just under 17 hours! Good Lord!). More importantly, he wanted his run to make people more educated about mountaintop removal mining (MTR).

You can read an account of the run here, and while you’re at the site you’ll surely notice that Harlan is asking people to donate their own miles—whether run, walked, or hiked—toward a goal of one million miles to end MTR. 

Why? Harlan explained in an e-mail: "Many hikers, walkers, and runners have no idea that over 500 mountains have been blown up, and another 79 are slated for mountaintop removal in the next few years. Since a lot of folks don’t have money to donate right now, Miles for Mountains enables them to donate their miles—miles that they probably would have covered anyway. It gives meaning to their miles and purpose to their pain."

Hear, hear. When the goal of a million miles has been reached, Harlan says he plans to trek by foot from the coalfields of southern Virginia to D.C. to "deliver the miles to Congress and the White House." I can see that being a powerful message: all those miles covered by average citizens, two or five or 10 at a time. I’ll happily donate mine. Who else is in?

Photo courtesy Miles for Mountains.

Fifth Republican officially kicks off campaign to unseat Tom Perriello

Michael McPadden, the fifth Republican candidate for the Fifth District Congressional seat currently held by Tom Perriello, has officially kicked off his campaign.

The Daily Progress reports that McPadden, a North Garden resident, is a former Navy aviator and a captain for Northwest Airlines.

“I challenge the leaders of the Republican Party to look around and ask, do you like what you see?” he said.

According to the article, McPadden says he wants to send a different “kind of guy” to Washington.

The GOP has four other candidates fighting for the seat. Read C-VILLE’s analysis of the race.
 

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Checking in with Zap McConnell

What were you doing just before we called?
I’m in the process of cooking breakfast before rehearsals.

What are you working on these days?
I am about to go teach in Mexico and work with some Mexican dancers to make a dance piece that will be part of the two-week dance extravaganza for the opening of Dogtown Dance Theater in Richmond, which is Ground Zero [Dance Company]’s new dance theater, which is totally fabulous.

Between teaching dance in Mexico and shifts at the Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar and Blue Moon Diner, where does Zap McConnell want to be? “I’d love to have a moment in the next couple of weeks to make it to The Bridge, to see what they’re doing…[and] I’d like to make it my prerogative to get some local swimming in.”

Do you have a day job?
Well, I have several. I work at the Blue Moon Diner, I work at the Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar, I’m a teacher, and I’ve been teaching in Mexico the last few falls and spring. I’ve also been doing a lot of painting this summer…

Favorite tool of the trade?
I would say a really solid, lock-blade pocketknife. Also, a pair of needle-nosed pliers.

Locally, who would you like to work with that you haven’t worked with yet?
Russell Richards is someone who I’ve always wanted to work with, and we’re just starting a collaboration now.

Plans to present locally soon?
In the spring. We’re really trying to get people to come to Richmond to support this [dance theater] opening, trying to create this sister-city artistic vibe with Richmond.

An idea you’re carrying around with you?
How to continue focusing my life around making work in a sustainable way, with a community that supports that. How to continue to make work in a way that’s empowering to me and others, especially in this economy.

Favorite snack while you’re working?
I would say, depending on the season, local and seasonal fruit. Cherries are my favorite.

What upcoming event will you be getting a ticket for?
That’s the hard part about working on a project; I don’t have a lot of time to see things. I’d love to have a moment in the next couple of weeks to make it to The Bridge, see what they’re doing.

What songs are you playing on your iPod?
Right now, I’m listening to a lot of really strange stuff. Riceboy Sleeps, for example. Mostly it’s oriented around the dance piece I’m working on.

Guilty pleasure?
Science fiction. It’s a guilty pleasure when I need to sleep and I’m staying up ’til 4am to finish a chapter. I love William Gibson, and I just started The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters.

Favorite artist in your genre? What about outside your genre?
It’s hard to really pin down what genre I’m in. I’ve always been inspired by Martha Mendenhall. She’s part of the Performer Exchange Project—they’re great. Sian Richards is part of it, and Jennifer Hoyt Tidwell—they’re actually putting together a show that’s going to be at Live Arts in the winter [starting December 4]. I’m leaving town in the fall, and I’m coming back in order to see that on time. Outside my medium, I would say Radiohead.

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Deborah Eisenberg nabs MacArthur grant

When Ben Marcus reviewed UVA professor Deborah Eisenberg’s most recent collection of short fiction, 2006’s Twilight of the Superheroes, he characterized the 63-year-old Eisenberg as a sort of archaeologist of American domestic secrets. “Eisenberg has given us these remarkable stories,” wrote Marcus, “machines of perfect revelation deftly constructed by a contemporary master.”

UVA professor Deborah Eisenberg, author of five collections of fiction, nabs the MacArthur “genius” tag and a five-year, $500,000 grant for future work.

Odd choice of language, considering the ranks that Eisenberg joined last week. On Tuesday, September 22, the MacArthur Foundation unveiled its annual list of fellows—24 total, each to receive “genius” grants of $500,000 spread over the next 5 years, each grant described by the foundation as “out of the blue” and “no strings attached.”

The vaguely scientific language of the review  makes Eisenberg seem like a precise fit among previous UVA winners—among them, an epidemiologist (Janine Jagger, 2002) and a professor of chemistry (Brooks Pate, 2001). The only previous book-centric faculty “genius” is Terry Belanger, the former director of the Rare Book School, which moved to UVA in 1992.

But Eisenberg’s recognition—add it to the five O. Henry awards, MacArthur!—is a great bit of attention to the strengths of the UVA creative writing program. As it happens, the number of literary MacArthur winners with ties to UVA grows when you look beyond faculty: Heather McHugh, also a 2009 winner, has published poems in the Virginia Quarterly Review. And Edward P. Jones, a UVA creative writing alumnus, nabbed a genius grant in 2004, the same year his novel The Known World won the National Book Critics’ Circle Award and the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction.

A self-described “slow writer,” Eisenberg told UVA Today that the award “represents time.” Roughly nine years passed between Twilight of the Superheroes and her previous collection; with Eisenberg’s new budget, the next work might, conceivably, arrive a bit sooner. But why rush a genius?

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With orderTopia, Eppie's guy iPhones it in

“Restaurants are great places to meet people,” says Dan Epstein, co-owner with his brother of Eppie’s on the Downtown Mall. In his case, getting to know frequent customer Brian Williford from behind Eppie’s ordering line has resulted in a new business partnership: a company called orderTopia, which is developing technology that will enable restaurant lovers to order food from their favorite places online and through their iPhones and Smartphones. Williford, a technology entrepreneur, says he started pestering Epstein a few months ago to let him build an iPhone ordering application for Eppie’s.

Brian Williford, John Feminella and Dan Epstein (from left), figure if they can make an app work for remote ordering from a choose-your-sides mecca like Eppie’s, they can do it for any restaurant.

“I told him it couldn’t work,” says Epstein, who explains that Eppie’s relatively low-tech point of sale system and complicated menu of interchangeable side dishes and various combinations make online and mobile ordering more than a logistical nightmare.

Epstein speculates that early mobile-ordering adopters such as Chipotle likely had to spend thousands of dollars to build their own iPhone ordering applications. 

Rather than be defeated by cost and complexity, and thanks in part to funding from another loyal Eppie’s customer, Williford and Epstein have forged ahead with a business plan to make the new mobile world work not just for Eppie’s but for restaurants here, there and everywhere for a relatively inexpensive subscription of $100 a month (for their own branded iPhone app) or $75 a month (for mobile ordering through orderTopia’s own application). The technology will also give restaurants an interface with social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter. 

“If we can make it work for Eppie’s, then we can make it work for just about anyone,” says Epstein, though he adds that mobile and remote ordering works best for casual-fine dining restaurants.

Dan Epstein explains orderTopia.

The beta testing site for orderTopia’s technology is Elevation Burger—a small organic burger franchise with several stores in Northern Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C. Both remote and mobile ordering will be available there around mid-November. After that, the plan is to offer online ordering for Eppie’s by November 1 and iPhone ordering by 2010. Epstein says he’s already in discussions with potential clients Will Richey of Revolutionary Soup and John Spagnolo and Andrew Vaughn of Rise PizzaWorks—the new made-to-order, pizza by the slice shop scheduled to open soon at Barracks Road.

Kluge goes bigger; Al Hamraa goes smaller

Another sign that the downward-trending line graph of economic despair might be heading toward the light (or just heading south more slowly or however the talking finance heads try to optimistically describe it), the kitchen at the Kluge Estate Farm Shop, which ceased serving full meals in February, has reopened with an extended menu of freshly prepared meals on weekends only. Friday, Saturday and Sunday, from 11am-4pm, the Farm Shop will again offer such dishes as quiches, crab cakes, curried chicken salad and homemade cookies.

“After scaling back the Kluge Estate Farm Shop foods to cheese, baguettes and cookies, our customers begged for the return of the old favorites,” says Kluge Estate spokesperson Kristen Moses Murray.

Al Hamraa, the authentic Morrocan restaurant at the IX building from Al Dente owner Karim Sellam has combined its late-night menu and dinner menu and is now serving “Morrish tapas.”  Restaurantarama sampled the new style last week and stuffed ourselves on kefta briwat (seasoned ground beef pastry), boustaila (sweet and savory chicken pastry with almonds and eggs) and foul (fava beans, cumin, and olive oil). We’re going back for the lsan tair (Moroccan orzo pasta with goat meat), belly dancing and absinthe.

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Shooting Ace

The world is getting to be a pretty scary place, Ace. I don’t know how I’m supposed to protect myself, for example, from the type of person who would carry an assault rifle to a presidential speech. Or in the event of the zombie apocalypse, which is also starting to look pretty likely. Where can I learn how to shoot a gun around here?—N.E. Oakley

NRA.org lists two dedicated shooting centers within 25 miles of Charlottesville: the Piedmont Sportsman Club in Gordonsville, and the Rivanna Rifle and Pistol Club right here in town, off of Old Lynchburg Road. Also within range but off the National Rifle Association’s radar is Central Virginia Sporting Clays, in Palmyra. They’re affiliated with the National Sporting Clays Association, which seems a little more genteel than the NRA, considering the abundance of red and black on the latter organization’s website.


Don’t let the prospect of an intensive auditing process discourage you, though. These safeguards are there for a reason: to separate the responsible firearms enthusiasts from everyone else in America who owns a gun.


But Ace has never let ideology interfere with personal convenience, so if you’re from around here, N.E., consider purchasing a membership at the nearby Rivanna Rifle and Pistol Club (RRPC). Take note, however: As a new applicant, you must already be a member of the NRA and will be required to undergo an extensive background check before even starting your Club application. Then you have to provide four references, perform at least four hours of community service and attend two introductory meetings before your application gets put to a vote. In other words, N.E., make sure you have all your ducks in a row first.

Don’t let the prospect of an intensive auditing process discourage you, though. These safeguards are there for a reason: to separate the responsible firearms enthusiasts from everyone else in America who owns a gun. Once you’re in, the benefits are pretty broad. RRPC facilities include skeet & trap fields and ranges for pistol, rifle, and archery, as well as ongoing firearm certification and safety courses. With events for women and recent charity initiatives like “Klays for Kids,” an NFL-sponsored skeet shoot-a-thon that raised money for local kids’ programs, you might even charge the Rivanna Rifle and Pistol Club with being “family friendly”—but in the literal sense of the expression, not the political one.

You can ask Ace yourself. Intrepid investigative reporter Ace Atkins has been chasing readers’ leads for 20 years. If you have a question for Ace, e-mail it to ace@c-ville.com.

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Capitalism: Love it or leave it?

If Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story teaches us one thing about the global economic crisis, it is how much the stunt-documentary gold standard has declined in value.

As Moore narrates early on, “This is capitalism. A system of taking and giving. Mostly taking.” Near the end, he says, “Capitalism is an evil, and you cannot regulate evil.” A lot happens in between. Too much, actually.

Shout, shout, let it all out! Michael Moore tells AIG what he can do without in his latest flick, Capitalism: A Love Story.

Ancient Rome. A cat flushing the toilet. A guy getting foreclosed. “Condo vultures” in Florida. Wallace Shawn (recently sighted in Charlottesville) explaining free enterprise. (Uh, O.K.) Moore as a boy, enjoying post-war Michigan prosperity. Narration. Vietnam. Unhappy Jimmy Carter. Happy Ronald Reagan. Roger & Me. A for-profit Pennsylvania juvenile detention center, in cahoots with a corrupt judge. Airline pilots who make less money than managers at Taco Bell. Widows whose deceased spouses’ employers became the beneficiaries of their life insurance. Dead peasants. Priests. Workers on a sit-in strike.

And it doesn’t stop there. Derivatives, whatever those are, and financial professionals unable to explain them. A foreclosed family videotaping themselves being evicted by the cops. A beaming blonde spokeswoman for Countrywide Financial, equated to The Godfather. Financial regulator William Black, having told us so. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, saying, among other things, that “people who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” Bass notes in the soundtrack. “A financial coup d’etat.” Attempted citizens’ arrests of Wall Street CEOs.

Moore also finds himself back at General Motors HQ, where security has standing orders not to let him in. And there is a dispiriting sense that he’s just running through his same old shtick from 20 years ago. Compare this with a rather discreet and touching scene in which Moore and his father visit the GM factory where dad used to work—or rather, the vacant lot where said factory once stood. This is the good stuff. But Moore buries it among his increasingly hackneyed throwaway jokes, stock-footage gimmicks and suggestive cuts.

Now that we’re depressed, exhausted and not at all sufficiently bailed out, do we really need to be patronized, too? Well, even the debate about whether Moore’s antics corrupt or clarify his message has gotten old. There was a time when Moore’s MO seemed like a way through the morass of under-reporting, untrustworthy agendas and bogus institutional voices of “serious” news-gathering shows. But now his most vital and refreshing moments look just like something you’d see on “60 Minutes”: simple interviews in which he actually listens.

Those moments are too brief, not least because Moore’s target is too big. So many of Capitalism’s points of attack seem like they’d have been better developed for individual segments, as in Moore’s old shows, “TV Nation” and “The Awful Truth.” But Moore has grown accustomed to his big-screen proportions. Some in his audience have grown out of them.

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Second chances

“90210”
Tuesday 8pm, CW

If you’re one of the legions who tuned in for last season’s premiere, and then promptly tuned out because it sucked, I urge you to give this Spellingvision redux another shot. Now in its second season, lessons have been learned, the cast has been tweaked and the show has become infinitely more entertaining. Most of the credit goes to AnnaLynne McCord’s Naomi, who balances her delicious bitch-on-heels diva with surprisingly sympathetic character moments, and the fact that the producers apparently realized that everyone in America hates both the new Brenda-type character, Annie, as well as the irritating actress who plays her. In roughly three episodes they have turned Annie’s life into a living hell involving social ostracism, quasi-date rape, nude photos texted to the entire school and the crushing guilt that she killed a man while driving drunk—and still hasn’t told anyone about it! Fingers crossed that she spontaneously combusts come sweeps.

“Private Practice”
Thursday 10pm, ABC

When last we saw the doctors of Oceanside Wellness, things looked bleak: The business was on the verge of financial ruin, a power struggle left its leader packing up her desk, and one of the staff was fighting for her life after a crazed patient showed up at her doorstep intending to snatch the still-gestating baby right out of her womb. Yikes! The “Grey’s Anatomy” spin-off found its identity in Season 2 by firmly embracing its wilder, soapier elements (not that “Grey’s” isn’t out there—ghost sex, anyone?), and you can look for even more of that as its third season begins tonight.

“Bored to Death”
Sunday 9:30pm, HBO

At first I thought HBO had simply retitled “Entourage” to reflect our nation’s ennui with its go-nowhere premise. But no, the cable net actually has a new comedy, an idiosyncratic little piece about a slacker writer who decides to get out of a massive personal slump by pretending to be a private detective. It stars Jason Schwartzman (Rushmore) as a fictional version of series writer/creator Jonathan Ames, whose love of Raymond Chandler novels leads him into a life of danger, sex and deceit he maybe has no idea how to handle. Also on hand are Ted Danson as Jonathan’s editor boss, Olivia Thirlby as Jonathan’s ex-girlfriend, and the indispensable Zach Galifianakis, who basically does the Zach Galifianakis thing as Jonathan’s comic artist best friend.

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Tim Davis; The Bridge/Progressive Arts Initiative; Saturday, September 26

It was as if the rainiest night of the summer didn’t come until the first week of autumn. Lucinda Williams, awaiting showtime, was sheltered in one of two identical tour buses behind the Charlottesville Pavilion. Across the Ninth Street Bridge a small group of folks, many of whom appeared to be friends, was assembled at The Bridge to hear Tim Davis read something that was dubbed PerfectlyNormalPoems—a selection of unpublished works that Davis said will likely never be published.

“For no intents or purposes”: Tim Davis got existential and hilarious with a reading from PerfectlyNormalPoems at The Bridge/Progressive Arts Initiative. (Below) The author letting it all hang out, artistically speaking.

Inside, copies of his 2004 collection American Whatever lay on a small table, next to a handwritten note: “Free—seriously.” Greg Kelly, managing director of The Bridge, introduced the reading as “poetic sideshow to Tim’s big exposition.” Davis, who was in town for a residency at UVA, is known for his work as a photographer—his collection, “My Life in Politics,” is showing at Ruffin Gallery through October 23—much of which explores his fascination with the American ephemeral. “Seven Entertainers,” for example, is a canted view of cardboard cutouts of real-life powerbrokers (Bill and Hillary) next to not-so-real ones (Dr. Evil and Xena). A harsh light glares off the creases at each character’s waist, where the cardboard folds.

Davis shuffled through a Manila folder of loose pages, reacting to them with the audience as if he had just found the poems in some soggy alleyway. His poetry—referential, messy and often funny—hoisted onto language that same preoccupation with preserving the disposable. A brief poem entitled “Retail” winded through variations on the phrase, “For all intents and purposes,” and ultimately came to rest on “For no intents or purposes.” Another poem, “Bumper Sticker Humor,” explored what Davis called a “false sense of community” by re-imagining bumper sticker slogans; among them, “My other car is a terrorist,” and “End hunger: Eat a little snack.”

 

The surface-level silliness in these lines at times gave way to more serious considerations. Was it the same poet who asked how many orifices a human has (arguably, 11), who poignantly asked, “What is the difference between terror and horror,” and went on to answer, “The old French said it had something to do with trembling”? It was.

In his essay “On Photography,” Davis writes, “America is a symphony of One-Offs. We’re always Supersizing and Downsizing or something. That’s why photographing it matters.” As the group stood to leave, somewhere in America—what Davis calls the “theme park of Flux”—three George W. Bushes were simultaneously broadcast on three flatscreen TVs at a Circuit City. Davis’ image of that moment, when it happened once before, hung on the wall of the Ruffin Gallery. And just outside, as Lucinda Williams began to play songs in the style of a durable American tradition, no one braved the rain on the Ninth Street Bridge to catch a free glimpse.

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The Kids Are Alright; By Diana Welch, Liz Welch, Amanda Welch and Dan Welch; Harmony, 352 pages

“I don’t remember any of that,” writes Liz Welch in The Kids Are All Right, a heart-rending new memoir she co-authored with her brother and two sisters about their transition from members of an elite Connecticut family to orphans and outcasts. The book shifts in perspective between the four Welch siblings, whose ages span more than a decade.

The first of the book’s three parts sets family tragedy before a backdrop of opulence. Their father’s death in a suspicious car accident brings rumors of his involvement with the C.I.A. His unsavory business dealings in Central America leave the wealthy family saddled with debt. This forces his widow, a gorgeous soap opera star who is battling cancer, to sell the “house, pool, and poolhouse.” 

In the parts that follow, the Welch children run unsupervised through the emotional gauntlet of young adulthood while their mother ails in the next room. When she dies, parenthood duties are farmed out to a broad cast of characters, good and evil, leaving the orphans to search widely for themselves and each other. They ultimately stake a new claim on family life in Louisa, Virginia, where the oldest child, Amanda, buys a rickety country home and hosts for holidays.

The book’s multiple perspectives unearth meaningful discrepancies that inevitably arise when a family tries to render a collective past. Some of these are less meaningful than others; as Steiff teddy bears and pony rides give way to bong rips and benders, two sisters can’t agree who they paid to kick guests out of a keg party. But elsewhere, it shows the peculiar sensitivity one has to a sibling’s emotions in a time of need.

Amanda and Dan, both outwardly rebellious, serve as reminders that, Hamlet aside, eternal tragedies cast juvenile angst in an unflattering light. (“‘You cannot wear leather pants to your father’s funeral,’ Mom pleaded.”) But their evenhanded, often terse explorations show that the tragedy of losing one’s family begets that angst even as it belittles it. The youngest of the bunch, Diana, was too young to remember the earlier events. Her moody reconstructions—when her mother dies, she feels like “cotton floating apart from the stem”—feel more true to the processes of memory. Such ethereal musings go a long way to temper the authors’ natural tendency to narrativize things like death that operate on their own schedule.

As the title suggests, pop culture references do a lot of heavy lifting. The farthest we go into “an ’80s world of alternative music and drugs” is a Buster Poindexter concert. But aside from the occasional “ha” of recollection (much of this stuff happened in the ’80s, folks), The Kids Are All Right is not a funny book, but an affecting portrait of death in panorama. Just happens its authors watched their share of John Hughes films.