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Adult Learning Center 1000 Preston Ave. 245-2815. Hosts “Dialogue Café,” an opportunity for adult English language learners and native English speakers to gather, talk and share experiences. Free. Every Wednesday, 6-8pm and Friday, 1:30-3:30pm.

L’Alliance Française 1119 Fifth St. ext., second floor. 973-8268. monticello.avenue.org/ afc. Offers ongoing classes in French language and culture. Contact for times, courses and prices.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver Support Group 1807 Seminole Trail, Suite 204. 973-6122. Find support, share caregiving tips and learn about Alzheimer’s disease. Meets every Tuesday at the Alzheimer’s Association. Free, 1:30-3pm.

Birth Circle birthmattersva.org.  Women in all stages of childbirth are invited to connect and share with one another. Every third Monday, 7pm. Jefferson-Madison Regional Library.

Blue Ridge Inventor’s Club 973-2648. Meets the third Wednesday of every month to discuss and brainstorm ideas. Standard membership is $16 per year. Call for meeting location.

Blue Ridge Irish Music School (BRIMS) 214 Rugby Rd. 244-4011. Offers two new classes beginning September 5: Irish tin whistle, Tuesdays 7:30-8:30pm, and Irish step dance classes, Thursdays-Fridays, 4:30pm. Also monthly step dancing classes every third Wednesday, 7-9pm. $10-15 per class.

Carter Mountain Orchard Rt 53 on the way to Monticello. 977-1833. Pick your own peaches, daily through August, 9am-6pm.

Charlottesville-Albemarle SPCA Tony Fogliani Golf Tournament 973-5959. www.caspca.org. Drive for the dogs and chip for the cats at the Shenandoah Crossing Golf Course in Gor-donsville. Cost is $75 per person or $300 per foursome. Registration deadline is September 1. To register, call 409-9249 or visit the website.

Charlottesville Camera Club 250 Pantops Mountain Rd. 973-4856. www.avenue.org/ccc. Meets the second Tuesday of the month at Westminster Canterbury, 6:30pm. Member-ship is $35.

Charlottesville Civil War Round Table 600 Massie Rd. 295-9463. www.avenue.org/cwrt. Meets the third Tuesday of every month at UVA’s JAG School to hear noted historians and authors speak on topics relating to the American Civil War, 7:30pm. $20-25 for membership.

Charlottesville Music Teachers Association 971-1233. www.Irhmusic.com. This support group of mostly private, home music teachers meets monthly. First meeting of the school year is a get-acquainted information session for new members on September 9, 10-12am at 445 Ivy Farm Dr.

Charlottesville Sports and Social Club www. cvillessc.org. Register now for kickball league. Play begins at Azalea Park September 10. $39 fee includes t-shirt and discount at Wild Wing Café after games.

Charlottesville Table Tennis Club 442 West-field Rd. 973-7552. www.piedmontymca.org. Meets every Sunday 8-10pm at the YMCA. All ages and levels welcome. First visit is free.

Ecco Italy 406A W. Main St. 825-4390. www.eccoitaly.com. Offers classes in Italian language, culture and food. Now enrolling for fall sessions.

Fellini’s #9 Corner of Second and Market streets. 979-4279. Think you know lots of useless information? Every Tuesday test yourself at Trivia Night and play with a team or by yourself. 7:30pm.

FOCUS Women’s Resource Center 1508 Grady Ave. 293-2222. www.avenue.org/focus.  Offers several support groups and workshops this fall, including: “Job Seekers Support Group” every second and fourth Thursday; “Creating Healthy Relationships” on Thurs-days (sliding scale fee); “Single Mothers’ Network” on Mondays; “Men’s and Women’s Divorce Support Group” on Tuesdays; and “Lawyers Assistance Night” every first Tuesday (free 20-minute appointments). Preregistration required for some.

Hospice of the Piedmont 2200 Old Ivy Rd. 817-6923. Offers bereavement and grief support groups for adults and kids throughout the year. Call to register or e-mail erinwebb@ hopva.org.

La Leche League of Charlottesville 717 Rugby Rd. 984-4665. Provides support, information and breastfeeding help for pregnant and nursing women. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of the month at the Unitarian Church on Rugby Road, 10am, and the fourth Monday at Gordon Avenue Library, 6pm. Free.

La Tertulia Spanish conversation group meets the first Thursday of the month at the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library. Free, 7pm.

Monticello off Route 53. 984-9822. www. monticello.org. Through September: “Good Neigh-bor Month,” featuring a reduced admission rate of $6 for adult residents of Albemarle, Buck-ingham, Fluvanna, Greene, Louisa, Madison, Nel-son and Orange counties and the cites of Char-lottesville, Staunton and Waynesboro. Admis-sion is free for such residents accompanying an out-of-town guest. Tours daily, 8am-5pm.

National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) 293-4044. The Albemarle-Charlottesville branch meets the second Monday of the month in the McIntire Room at the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library. Next meeting: September 11, 7pm.

National Railway Historical Society Off Route 29N. 980-7285. www.avenue.org/nrhs. The Rivanna Chapter meets the third Monday of each month. Call for location and time.

UVA Enrichment Program www.unvaenrichment. info. 982-5313. Now enrolling courses in the humanities, business, personal finance and language. No grades, just personal fulfillment.

Vinegar Hill Toastmaster’s Club 401 McIntire Rd., third floor, room 320. 989-2300. Public speaking group meets every Friday, noon-1pm. First meeting is free. Membership fee is $39 twice a year. For more info: vhtm@ avenue.org.

Volunteer Training for The Shelter for Help in Emergency 963-4676. www.shelterforhelpin emergency.org. The shelter seeks hotline volunteers, shelter managers, court monitors and other volunteer assistants. Training sessions held every Tuesday and Thursday, Sep-tember 12-October 3, 6-9pm.

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Minor’s Diner

Scottsville’s so friendly. Or maybe it’s just Clinton Minor who’s friendly. We stopped in his tiny Minor’s Diner, ordered up the Texas beef barbecue sandwich, and settled into an outdoor table with a perfect view of downtown Scottsville. The shaved beef was tangy and sweet, and we enjoyed munching on some totally unpretentious fries on the side. Even better than the sammy was when Clinton came out to chat, as he’s wont to do, about this and that. Classic Scottsville: comfort food and good company.

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Ranking cats and dogs

Online networking sites have clearly taken over the Internet. First there was Myspace and Facebook, which quickly became all the rage among status-conscious teens and bored college kids. Next, working professionals started to jump on the bandwagon with sites like LinkedIn.com. In the middle of this growing Internet friendship frenzy, I guess it was just a matter of time before our fine furry friends got in on the action.
Yep, you heard it right: Now even your four-legged pal can experience the joys of competitive picture-posting and rampant friend-collecting. From the folks who brought you Friendster, say hello to Dogster, and its feline counterpart, Catster. Created to provide a forum for the “purest online reflection of people’s love for their dogs and cats,” the sites have obviously caught on—as of this writing, there are 265,000 pets making puppy and kitty pals online. Dogster, as you might imagine, works just like Friendster: Owners post their pet’s personality traits and quick facts (and adorable pictures, natch), and visitors have the option to send the l’il doggy a message, invite him or her to be “pup pals,” and even give the dog a (virtual) bone. And, just like on their owners’ site, the rules of doggie dynamics seem to favor looks over talent—the cuter the pup, the more pals they collect. Catster is more of the same (for felines, of course), but strangely, dogs and cats cannot link through the two sites. Seems like, even in cyberspace, some stereotypes just won’t die.
And there’s one more thing these sites have in common with their human counterparts: Everyone lies. See, Dogster allows users to rank their energy levels, playfulness and disposition (while Catster kitties rate their activeness, curiosity and friendliness), but you rarely find a “silly/sleepy/not curious” cat or an “aggressive/anxious/not playful” dog. Come on—we’ve all met one of these not-so-desirable pets in our day, so where the heck are they? Hiding under their owners’ pride, I suppose. It’s the same old story: As long as we can hide our faces (or whiskers) behind the computer screen, seems like we can all be perfect. Long live the Internet!—Ashley Sisti

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Multimedia Reviews

Lyle Lovett
Charlottesville Pavilion
Saturday, August 26

music  Some local music fans might have been under the impression that they had actually seen Lyle Lovett play in town. Granted, the Texas-lovin’ country crooner has hit Charlottesville before, but only with a stripped-down band. And, while those shows were reportedly fine, affecting and enjoyable affairs, the difference between Lyle-and-his-pals and Lyle-the-full-on-18-piece-extravaganza is the difference between a tasty soup appetizer and an eight-course meal.
For those who have seen Lovett with his Large Band before (or heard his live recordings), Saturday’s show probably held few surprises—the man’s carefully orchestrated concerts are as scripted as a Broadway musical—but that certainly didn’t lesson the seat-rocking impact his well-honed review delivers.
Wandering onstage with his traditional guitar-cello-and-mandolin trio, Lovett teased fans with a couple of slow, sweetly sung cowboy ballads, then launched into the plaintive “This Traveling Around.” Finally, one by one, band members began to wander onstage, adding musical layers to Lyle’s lament as if they had just stopped by for an impromptu jam: First came the bass (courtesy of white-bearded session legend Leland Sklar), then a beautiful, lonely fiddle line, and finally a full horn section, which blew the song into a big-band rave-up that left the uninitiated open-mouthed with pleasure.
Sure, it’s an obvious gimmick—but it’s one that works every time, and it set the stage for a hugely entertaining evening. By the time Lovett’s gospel quartet (anchored by the extraordinary Francine Reed) hit the stage for “I Will Rise Up,” it seemed like every face in the place was plastered with a satisfied smile.
It should also be noted that, after a full year of fiddling around, the Pavilion has finally found its sonic sweet spot. The sound system has always been top-notch, but the new baffling (and, to be sure, Lovett’s exacting ear) all worked together to create a sound mix that was about as perfect as live music ever gets. From big crowd-pleasers like “(That’s Right) You’re Not From Texas” to the old-timey, three-guys-around-a-mic bluegrass breakdown (featuring some fine vocal interplay with “resident bluegrass expert” Jeff White), every plucked note, rousing chorus and softly warbled lyric was clear and pure as a bright Texas day.
By the time the two-hour show arrived at its rafter-shaking gospel finale (“Church,” as if you had to ask), the once-echoey Pavilion felt as warm and intimate as a country church, packed to the gills with satisfied members of Lyle’s ever-growing congregation. —Dan Catalano

Idlewild
Outkast
LaFace Records

cd  Outkast fans worried about breakup rumors will be happy to see Andre “3000” Benjamin and Antwan “Big Boi” back together on Idlewild—their first truly collaborative effort since 2000’s Stankonia. However, only people who really, really like Outkast should actually part with their hard-earned cash for this one. Dre and Big Boi may still be partners, but this, their sixth release, is definitely their least inspired effort to date.
Like their film of the same name, Idlewild is a tribute to the music and style of the 1930s, retouched with a hip-hop flair. Simply mashing disparate styles together, however, does not an artist make. When Outkast blew up out of Atlanta in the late 1990s with their 1998 masterpiece, Aquemini, the group proved that hip-hop with a pop chorus didn’t have to suck. Subsequent albums like Stankonia and Speakerboxx/The Love Below (which was really more of a dual solo effort than an Outkast album proper) provided moments of brilliance, but along the way Andre 3000 apparently started to fancy himself the heir to Prince. Someone should really tell him that just because a rapper writes so-so pop songs and wears neon pants, that doesn’t make him a genius.
On earlier albums Outkast managed to cook up quirky pop hooks that worked because their tumbling, insightful rhymes were so good. On Idlewild, though, Andre 3000’s raps sound exactly as whack as you’d expect from a wanna-be model—and from Big Boi we get lazy singsong refrains like “I don’t want no girlfriend, just wanna get into you.” Apparently Outkast wrote the album while also working on the film, which may explain why it sounds phoned-in.
Unfortunately, Andre 3000 says he loves acting, and he’s touting an upcoming clothing line—an indication he isn’t going to be sewing the ass back into his trousers anytime soon. And poor Big Boi seems to have no choice but to play along. As a film, Idlewild may prove that rappers can act, but the accompanying album shows why actors definitely shouldn’t rap.—John Borgmeyer

Madden NFL ’07
Electronic Arts
Various platforms

games  Tell your teachers to forget about homework. Tell your parents you’re eating dinner in your room. Call up some friends and pick up the sticks—it’s game time. Madden ’07 is out. The highest-selling pro football franchise is back for its 17th year with new and improved features, such as “Hall of Fame” mode and lead blocker controls. The biggest improvement, however, is the updated rosters, where new NFL stars such as Reggie Bush make their debuts with their respective new teams, and the NFL’s free agents join their latest squads. Although the pro football season doesn’t begin until September 7, Madden’s trademark verbal barrage—as always—makes it feel like an amped-up Sunday afternoon in the middle of November.
Madden ’07 keeps the features of previous games, such as Quarterback Vision, Hit Stick, Jukes, Mini Camps, and Offensive and Defensive Playmakers, while incorporating welcome new features into the action. For hard-core gamers who have previously been frustrated with Madden’s faulty computer blocking, the game now offers the chance to control blockers and score touchdowns by flattening the defense. Gamers can also take a player in his rookie season and lead him through an entire career—and possibly into the Hall of Fame. Another personal favorite of mine is that all 32 teams have close rankings that accurately represent the parity of the National Football League. Unlike former editions, which gave the lower teams no chance against the perennial favorites, this year’s Madden guarantees every team a fighting chance.
One drawback to all of this innovation is that, with so many complex new features, figuring out the right button to mash is occasionally confusing—but complaining about Madden is like complaining about having to drive the Beemer instead of the Merc. Hey, buddy—you’re still driving a sports car! Madden, once again, proves itself a must-own for any true football or video-game lover.—Sean Petterson

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Straight from the tart

Asking to lick the spoon may be uncouth, but that’s just what you’ll want to do if you’re lucky enough to watch Jiyeon Lee, Hamiltons’ new pastry chef, prepare her delectable Chocolate Tart with Almond Crust.
The recipe’s ingredients—sugar, butter, chocolate and almonds—conjure up everything that is sweet and rich-tasting about summer desserts. “It’s a slight twist on classic French pastry,” Lee says. The “twist” in the short dough crust is almond extract, which adds an “even more crumbly, yet very delightful, almond flavor and taste” when paired with chocolate, she says. Hamiltons’ diners can be forgiven if they feel tempted to skip right past the Pan Roasted Jumbo Lump Crabcake or Pistachio-Crusted Rack of Lamb to get to Lee’s delicious creation.
There are two main components to this recipe, which yields one 9" tart. But, Lee says, “you can make any size you want. You can make small, or you can make big—then you can cut it and serve it that way.”—Jennifer Pullinger

Hamilton’s Chocolate Tart with Almond Crust
Almond Crust
1/2 cup almonds (skinned and slivered)
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/4 tsp. salt
1 1/4 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
1 stick unsalted butter (cubed and chilled)
1 tsp. almond extract
2 Tbs. ice water

Process the first three ingredients in a food processor until fine, then add the flour and butter. Hit pulse until butter chunks are the size of a small pea. Add the almond extract, and then ice water gradually until the dough comes together. Once that is done, take the dough out to a lightly floured surface and give it five gentle kneads. Pat the dough into a disk and wrap it with plastic wrap. Let it rest in the refrigerator for one hour.
Next, spray the 9" tart pan with nonstick spray and preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Roll the dough to 1/8" thickness and chill it at least half an hour in the refrigerator. Line a 9" tart pan with the dough and blind bake with pie weights (To blind bake, lay parchment paper over the uncooked crust, then place pie weights or dried beans on top of the parchment to prevent swelling). When the edges get lightly golden, remove the pie weights. Return the tart pan to the oven until the crust is golden overall. Allow the crust to cool completely.

Chocolate Ganache Filling
1 cup bittersweet chocolate
2 Tbs. light corn syrup
1 cup plus 1 Tbs. heavy cream
6 Tbs. unsalted butter (room temperature)

Chop the chocolate into small pieces, then place in a work bowl and add corn syrup. Bring the cream to a boil, and immediately remove from heat. Add cream to the chocolate mixture, let sit for a couple of minutes, and then mix it gently but thoroughly with a whisk until smooth. While the ganache is still warm, add the soft butter and mix until fully incorporated.
To assemble the tart, pour the warm ganache into the cooled tart shell. Let the tart set in the refrigerator until firm. Serve with fresh whipped cream.
For an extra citrusy kick, Lee suggests adding the zest of four oranges to the ganache immediately after adding the butter.

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Other News We Heard Last Week

Adult Learning Center 1000 Preston Ave. 245-2815. Hosts “Dialogue Café,” an opportunity for adult English language learners and native English speakers to gather, talk and share experiences. Free. Every Wednesday, 6-8pm and Friday, 1:30-3:30pm.

L’Alliance Française 1119 Fifth St. ext., second floor. 973-8268. monticello.avenue.org/ afc. Offers ongoing classes in French language and culture. Contact for times, courses and prices.

Alzheimer’s Caregiver Support Group 1807 Seminole Trail, Suite 204. 973-6122. Find support, share caregiving tips and learn about Alzheimer’s disease. Meets every Tuesday at the Alzheimer’s Association. Free, 1:30-3pm.

Birth Circle birthmattersva.org.  Women in all stages of childbirth are invited to connect and share with one another. Every third Monday, 7pm. Jefferson-Madison Regional Library.

Blue Ridge Inventor’s Club 973-2648. Meets the third Wednesday of every month to discuss and brainstorm ideas. Standard membership is $16 per year. Call for meeting location.

Blue Ridge Irish Music School (BRIMS) 214 Rugby Rd. 244-4011. Offers two new classes beginning September 5: Irish tin whistle, Tuesdays 7:30-8:30pm, and Irish step dance classes, Thursdays-Fridays, 4:30pm. Also monthly step dancing classes every third Wednesday, 7-9pm. $10-15 per class.

Carter Mountain Orchard Rt 53 on the way to Monticello. 977-1833. Pick your own peaches, daily through August, 9am-6pm.

Charlottesville-Albemarle SPCA Tony Fogliani Golf Tournament 973-5959. www.caspca.org. Drive for the dogs and chip for the cats at the Shenandoah Crossing Golf Course in Gor-donsville. Cost is $75 per person or $300 per foursome. Registration deadline is September 1. To register, call 409-9249 or visit the website.

Charlottesville Camera Club 250 Pantops Mountain Rd. 973-4856. www.avenue.org/ccc. Meets the second Tuesday of the month at Westminster Canterbury, 6:30pm. Member-ship is $35.

Charlottesville Civil War Round Table 600 Massie Rd. 295-9463. www.avenue.org/cwrt. Meets the third Tuesday of every month at UVA’s JAG School to hear noted historians and authors speak on topics relating to the American Civil War, 7:30pm. $20-25 for membership.

Charlottesville Music Teachers Association 971-1233. www.Irhmusic.com. This support group of mostly private, home music teachers meets monthly. First meeting of the school year is a get-acquainted information session for new members on September 9, 10-12am at 445 Ivy Farm Dr.

Charlottesville Sports and Social Club www. cvillessc.org. Register now for kickball league. Play begins at Azalea Park September 10. $39 fee includes t-shirt and discount at Wild Wing Café after games.

Charlottesville Table Tennis Club 442 West-field Rd. 973-7552. www.piedmontymca.org. Meets every Sunday 8-10pm at the YMCA. All ages and levels welcome. First visit is free.

Ecco Italy 406A W. Main St. 825-4390. www.eccoitaly.com. Offers classes in Italian language, culture and food. Now enrolling for fall sessions.

Fellini’s #9 Corner of Second and Market streets. 979-4279. Think you know lots of useless information? Every Tuesday test yourself at Trivia Night and play with a team or by yourself. 7:30pm.

FOCUS Women’s Resource Center 1508 Grady Ave. 293-2222. www.avenue.org/focus.  Offers several support groups and workshops this fall, including: “Job Seekers Support Group” every second and fourth Thursday; “Creating Healthy Relationships” on Thurs-days (sliding scale fee); “Single Mothers’ Network” on Mondays; “Men’s and Women’s Divorce Support Group” on Tuesdays; and “Lawyers Assistance Night” every first Tuesday (free 20-minute appointments). Preregistration required for some.

Hospice of the Piedmont 2200 Old Ivy Rd. 817-6923. Offers bereavement and grief support groups for adults and kids throughout the year. Call to register or e-mail erinwebb@ hopva.org.

La Leche League of Charlottesville 717 Rugby Rd. 984-4665. Provides support, information and breastfeeding help for pregnant and nursing women. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of the month at the Unitarian Church on Rugby Road, 10am, and the fourth Monday at Gordon Avenue Library, 6pm. Free.

La Tertulia Spanish conversation group meets the first Thursday of the month at the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library. Free, 7pm.

Monticello off Route 53. 984-9822. www. monticello.org. Through September: “Good Neigh-bor Month,” featuring a reduced admission rate of $6 for adult residents of Albemarle, Buck-ingham, Fluvanna, Greene, Louisa, Madison, Nel-son and Orange counties and the cites of Char-lottesville, Staunton and Waynesboro. Admis-sion is free for such residents accompanying an out-of-town guest. Tours daily, 8am-5pm.

National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) 293-4044. The Albemarle-Charlottesville branch meets the second Monday of the month in the McIntire Room at the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library. Next meeting: September 11, 7pm.

National Railway Historical Society Off Route 29N. 980-7285. www.avenue.org/nrhs. The Rivanna Chapter meets the third Monday of each month. Call for location and time.

UVA Enrichment Program www.unvaenrichment. info. 982-5313. Now enrolling courses in the humanities, business, personal finance and language. No grades, just personal fulfillment.

Vinegar Hill Toastmaster’s Club 401 McIntire Rd., third floor, room 320. 989-2300. Public speaking group meets every Friday, noon-1pm. First meeting is free. Membership fee is $39 twice a year. For more info: vhtm@ avenue.org.

Volunteer Training for The Shelter for Help in Emergency 963-4676. www.shelterforhelpin emergency.org. The shelter seeks hotline volunteers, shelter managers, court monitors and other volunteer assistants. Training sessions held every Tuesday and Thursday, Sep-tember 12-October 3, 6-9pm.

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A Scanner Darkly (R, 100 minutes) Adapting the books and short stories of Philip K. Dick is no easy task. Blade Runner is about the only good one and it has very little to do with Dick’s original novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Nonetheless, Richard Linklater (Slacker, Dazed and Confused, Before Sunset) tries to infuse as much Dickian weirdness, paranoia and drug references as possible into this bleak, dreamlike animated feature. Keanu Reeves stars as either a drug addict living in near-future California or a high-tech undercover narcotics agent spying on the addict (or both, maybe). It’s all a little hard to work out, because the film revels in the confusing and obscure. Still, the unusual rotoscope animation is very cool, and the entire exercise appropriately psychedelic. Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr. and Woody Harrelson are also in there (in animated form). (Devin O’Leary) Coming Friday; check local listings

Accepted (PG-13, 90 minutes) Unable to get into college, an enterprising young man (Justin Long from those Mac computer commercials) invents his own fake college in order to fool his overzealous parents. In time, other slacker students flock to him, forcing the opening of a “real” fake school. This one basically throws Ferris Bueller, Animal House and Old School into a cocktail shaker and mixes generously. Earns a few laughs and a barely passing grade. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Barnyard (PG, 90 minutes) The summer of CGI toons continues. Here, writer/director Steve Oedekerk (Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist) spins a tale of what happens in the barnyard when the farmer’s away. At first it’s all fun and games, but eventually a carefree cow named Otis (Kevin James) has to accept some responsibility and start running the farm. Voice cast includes Courteney Cox, Sam Elliot, Danny Glover, Andie MacDowell and the suddenly ubiquitous Wanda Sykes (who kicked of the summer with the CGI toon Over the Hedge). The film is harmless enough, but a lot of people are kinda freaked out by the fact that Otis has udders. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Beerfest (R, 110 minutes) From the Broken Lizard comedy team (makers of Super Troopers and…The Dukes of Hazzard, but we’ll ignore that for now) comes this raucous laugher about a team of determined drinkers that travels to Oktoberfest in Germany. There, they uncover a centuries-old secret competition, the Olympics of beer guzzling. And these boys aren’t leaving until the crown rests in American hands. Boobies and substance abuse—how can you go wrong? (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Crank (R) British tough Jason Statham (The Transporter) stars in this action thriller as a hit man who learns he has been injected with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops below below a certain rate. So basically, it’s Speed on a … well, on foot. Oddball cast includes Efran Ramirez (Napoleon Dynamite), Amy Smart (Varsity Blues) and Dwight Yoakam. The action is rough and the film (fortunately) doesn’t take itself too seriously. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

Crossover (PG-13, 95 minutes) Two pals (one a pre-med student, the other an ex-con) enter a rough-and-tumble, trash-talking streetball tournament in Los Angeles. Think White Men Can’t Jump, but without the white guy. If you play a lot of NBA Ballers on the Xbox, this may be the flick for you. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

The Devil Wears Prada (PG-13) This fashion-industry comedy stars Anne Hathaway as an aspiring journalist who winds up as a gopher for Meryl Streep’s boss-from-hell, but the two of them aren’t allowed to get much going, Streep’s ice-cold performance getting stranded on the runway. The movie could have been an enjoyable romp; instead, it’s as earnest as Wall Street, only with frocks instead of stocks. (Kent Williams) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

How to Eat Fried Worms (PG, 98 minutes) More than a few generations of elementary school kids have grown up reading Thomas Rockwell’s gross-out classic How To Eat Fried Worms (first published in 1973). Now it comes to life on the big screen. Luke Benward (Because of Winn-Dixie) stars as Billy, an ordinary fifth-grader who accepts an ugly challenge from the school bully: eat 15 worms in 15 days. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Idlewild (R, 90 minutes) This Prohibition-era musical is set in the American South where Outkast members André 3000 and Big Boi star as a speakeasy performer and a club manager who run afoul of some gangsters who want to take over their juke joint. The music is hot and the look is slick, but the film has been sitting on the shelf for nearly two years. An oddball mixture of music, dancing, animation and singing morticians (don’t ask), make this a curious offering, if nothing else. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Invincible (PG) Remember Rock Star, the inspired-by-a-true-story in which Mark Wahlberg played an ordinary dude who got to try out for his favorite rock band? Well, here we have an inspired-by-a-true-story in which Mark Wahlberg plays an ordinary dude who gets to try out for his favorite football team. Terribly inspirational if you’re the type to be inspired by the usual underdog sports movie. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Little Miss Sunshine (R, 100 minutes) This pitch-black comedy features a strong cast (Greg Kinnear, Toni Collette,  Steve Carell) in the story of a downwardly mobile Albuquerque family that can’t win for losing. Although the filmmakers sometimes press too hard on their theme about the hollowness of the American Dream, the movie often achieves a light, farcical tone that’s touchingly at odds with the mood everybody’s in. (K.W.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Material Girls (PG, 98 minutes) Hilary and Hayley Duff star in this minor variation on the Hilton sisters myth. The sisters play heiresses to a family cosmetics fortune who are given a wake-up call when a scandal and ensuing investigation strip them of their wealth. Suddenly, our celebutantes are living “The Simple Life.” I’m sure they both learn a valuable lesson. If you’re not a 12-year-old girl, you shouldn’t even be reading this capsule. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (PG-13, 150 minutes) Call it a nasty case of sequelitis, but this second installment in the Disney theme-park franchise is bigger, louder and absolutely determined to entertain. The action sequences more or less work, but the smaller, goofier moments come up short, and that includes Johnny Depp’s surprisingly unsurprising performance as Captain Jack Sparrow. (K.W.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Pulse (R, 87 minutes) This nearly shot-for-shot remake of Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s haunting 2001 film Kairo replaces the original Asian cast with the usual group of teen TV stars (Kristen Bell from “Veronica Mars,” Ian Somerhalder from “Lost”) and tries a little harder to explain what the hell’s going on. It all has something to do with a suicide, a computer virus and a whole hell of a lot of ghosts. Despite a consistantly creepy mood, the slow-going film can’t quite match the original’s surreal freakiness. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Scoop (PG-13, 96 minutes) The newly revitalized Woody Allen continues to pump out the films. His new muse, Scarlett Johannson, stars as an American journalism student who falls in love with a handsome aristocrat (Hugh Jackman), who just happens to be the prime suspect in a string of serial killings. It’s a little scary to see Allen stepping back in front of the camera (he plays a bumbling magician helping our gal reporter in her investigation), but at least he hasn’t cast himself as the romantic lead. Considerably funnier than Match Point, but not quite as brilliant. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Snakes on a Plane (R, 106 minutes) Really, what could I possibly add? It’s mother*&#$@ing snakes on a mother*&#$@ing plane! Get yourself to a mother*&#$@ing theater! (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Step Up (PG-13, 98 minutes) You know that film where the uptight, classically trained dancer chick hooks up with the street-smart bad boy to wow the establishment with their radical mixture of ballet and hip-hop while falling in love with one another? Well, this is one of those. If you paid good money for Save the Last Dance, you’ll probably do the same here. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (PG-13, 100 minutes) Will Ferrell drags a bunch of pals  (John C. Reilly, Michael Clarke Duncan, Gary Cole, Sacha Baron Cohen) along for this goofball riff on NASCAR culture. Ferrell stars as a rebel NASCAR driver who suddenly faces stiff competition from a flamboyant French Formula-1 driver (Cohen from “Da Ali G Show”). There’s a continuing feeling that Ferrell and friends are just making this thing up as they go along, but that doesn’t stop it form beeing quite funny on occasion. If you liked Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, you’ll be in good hands here, becasue it’s largely the same movie. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

The Wicker Man (PG-13, 106 minutes) Nicolas Cage stars in this remake of the underrated 1973 British chiller. Cage is a cop investigating the disappearance of a young girl on a remote island where mysterious pagan practices still rule. The film updates the original story quite a bit, but piles on even more creepy atmosphere. Neil LaBute (The Shape of Things, Your Friends & Neighbors) writes and directs. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

World Trade Center (PG-13, 125 minutes) Oliver Stone strips away even the slightest hint of politics to tell the true story of two New York Port Authority policemen trapped in the rubble of the World Trade Center collapse. At its heart an inspirational disaster film, the simple narrative concentrates on the officers (Nicolas Cage, Michael Pena) and their terrified wives (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Maria Bello). This moving and deeply personal tale takes us back to 9/11 not to recall the trauma of that day, but to remind us that it was originally a human story and not a tale of governments, occupying forces and insurgents. There are a lot of Oscar nominations in this one. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

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Washington will seek official exoneration

The facts of the long, sad story remain largely unchanged. In 1982, Rebecca Lynn Williams, then 19, was raped, stabbed 38 times and left to die on the doorstep of her apartment in Culpeper while her two children were in another room. Earl Washington, Jr., a farm worker with an I.Q. under 70, was convicted in the rape and capital murder. Washington served 17 years in prison—nine and a half of those on death row—before DNA evidence cleared him in 2000, prompting reforms to Virginia’s notorious 21-day rule. That rule gave inmates less than a month to introduce new evidence in their cases.
What is up in the air is how the story will end. Police may have finally found the real killer: Kenneth M. Tinsley, 61, indicted in Williams’ death earlier this month, is already serving a life sentence in Sussex II State Prison for the 1984 rape of an Albemarle waitress. Tinsley was a suspect in the Williams murder in 2000—his DNA was found at the crime scene.
The mildly retarded Washington was awarded $2.25 million in damages by a Charlottesville jury in May. He sued the estate of Curtis Lee Willmore, a now-deceased State investigator who elicited the confession which led to Washington’s conviction. Now Washington is seeking complete exoneration from Virginia Governor Tim Kaine.
Washington’s lawyer, Peter Neufeld, was quoted in The Washington Post: “Governor Gilmore granted him a pardon on the grounds that a jury would have reasonable doubt. We are going to ask Governor Kaine to amend the pardon to change the reason to Earl Washington’s actual, unequivocal innocence.”
Kaine’s staff has responded that Washington is welcome to make the request, but that an indictment of Tinsley is not enough to prove Washington’s undisputed innocence. Tinsley is scheduled to appear in court September 6.—Meg McEvoy

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Standby blues

Charlottesvillians, if you think you can count on anything in this crazy world of ours, think again. Tiffany’s Seafood, which has operated in the same location on Ivy Road for three decades, served its last steamed shrimp—and then shut its doors—on August 20.
O.K., it’s not as dire as it sounds. Just like its also-fishy neighbor, sushi mainstay Tokyo Rose, Tiffany’s will suffer only a temporary closure—the difference being that Tokyo Rose cleaned itself up and reopened in its same old space, whereas Tiffany’s will have to move.
Why, Charlottesvillians? A familiar com-plaint in this ever-pricier town: The restaurant’s got a new landlord, who kindly requested “an arm and a leg” in rent, according to Beverly Baber. She’s owned the business for over 16 years, about half of its long life. And—though she couldn’t stomach the new rates—she’s got no intention of throwing in the tilapia. If negotiations go as planned, she says, she’ll reopen during the latter half of September in the former No Name Seafood spot in Seminole Square.
“It’s one of the old Charlottesville traditional places,” says Baber. That’s an understatement. Tiffany’s is the kind of place local adults might fondly remember visiting with their parents back in third grade. If ye have any respect for thine fishy forebears, Charlottesvillians, pray for a speedy reincarnation of this truly local piscine palace.
Make that nine
It wasn’t easy getting confirmation of the rumor we reported last week—namely, that marching-ever-onward developer Coran Capshaw had acquired Downtown wine bar Vavino. Michael Shaps, a partner in the business, is apparently off picking grapes in France, and his cell phone made this weird European-sounding beep when we called. A manager at Vavino said she’d call us back to talk about the sale and, when she didn’t, we paid a visit on foot only to find an ABC application on the window…for wine AND BEER. Meanwhile, rumors of everything from rock bands to hamburgers to Italian food continued to swirl wildly.
Given all this confusion, we were happy to get Michael Keaveny on the line. As Capshaw’s restaurant director, he always has the straight dope on the man’s expanding group of properties. And yes, he says: Capshaw has acquired Vavino. By our count, that’s nine local restaurants that now make up the Capshavian empire.
Don’t look for any big changes at the wine bar, says Keaveny—for now, the whole situation will be “pretty low-key.” The only major difference, as the ABC app suggests, is the impending addition of several artisanal brewskis to Vavino’s alcoholic offerings—which, by the way, won “Best Winelist” in this year’s Best Of C-VILLE poll. “Some of the customers do ask for [beer],” says Keaveny.
We love all you rugged individualists who walk into the place with the best winelist in town and complain because they don’t serve beer! And Capshaw loves you too.
Mucho mas Cubano
Cafe Cubano, in Downtown’s York Place, is usually packed. It doesn’t matter if it’s 3:30 on a Monday afternoon—the place has a beyond-loyal following. So it makes sense that owner Antonio Jorge is jumping on the opportunity to expand his cafe’s footprint. The recent relocation of the Toy Place opens a space next door to Cubano, and Jorge will take over half of it in order to offer more seating.
When renovations are complete in the second half of September, says Jorge, you’ll have 24 more seats for yourself and half a dozen more ports for your laptop. “I wish I was able to expand the kitchen,” he says. With a following this devoted, we can’t help but think that will happen someday.

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Deer reader

Dear Bam: Yes, Ace must admit, the sad lack of basic sign-reading and comprehension skills among our native venison-producing population is truly astounding. But what are you going to do? The Bush Adminis-tration’s “No Doe Left Behind” program is criminally underfunded (and don’t even get Ace started on Rummy’s proposal to line every highway in America with a deer-repellent fence. “The Buck Stops Here,” my ass).
    But Ace digresses. The real thrust of your query is indeed intriguing: Who gets to decide which lucky roads get those snazzy yellow deer-crossing signs? To find out, Ace placed a cell phone call, whilst driving the Acemobile at breakneck speeds along Route 20, to Lou Hatter, VDOT’s public affairs manager for our district. The sign-posting decision, he told Ace, is an inter-agency affair.
    “The initial information comes from many sources. It could come from a game warden, a citizen, a VDOT employee, local police, or our own review of accident data,” Hatter told Ace. Once it’s suggested that an area might be roadkill central, the transportation troopers spring into action. “After we get a tip, we generally talk with the game wardens in that area, and then check the crash history information for that stretch of road,” Hatter explains. “Once we’ve ascertained that it’s warranted, we get the signs installed as soon as possible.”
    More importantly, Ace wonders as he speeds by one of those dynamic jumping-deer diamonds—cigarette in one hand, laptop in the other, phone pressed firmly to his ear—who designed that fine, iconographic bounding buck in the first place?
    “I’m not really sure,” Hatter admits. “But most of our highway signs are governed by a national standard, The Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices. That covers everything from signals, to signs, to the labeling of crosswalks, to the exact color of each sign. Highway construction signs, for instance, are always going to be bright orange with black lettering.”
    Well, that is interesting. So there you go, Bam—although Virginia’s growing deer population might never learn to read, at least you can rest assured that the ever-vigilant De-partment of Transportation is always work-ing to, whoa, yikes! Xei4k-*%9t5…sik