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Who is the real Rob Bell?

Richmond, Virginia – a history lover’s dream. Did you know the city introduced America to the first canned beer, the Marlboro Man and Pat Benatar? n “Pat Benatar? No way! I’m a huge Pat Benatar fan,” gushes history buff Rob Bell, surprised to learn that the songstress behind “Love is a Battlefield” began her music career at a Richmond club called The Tobacco Company. “My musical tastes froze in high school. I used to know all those stupid songs,” he says. n Although Bell occasionally finds time to relive his teenage years by tuning to an ’80s station on satellite radio, as Albemarle’s delegate to the Virginia General Assembly he spends more time reflecting on Richmond’s more distant past.

“Did you know the General Assembly is the oldest legislative body in the Western Hemisphere?” he asks. “The second-oldest in the world. If the House of Commons in England would just take a little break, we’d have it.

“I hold the same seat as Thomas Jefferson, the seat he held when he voted to secede from the crown,” he continues, sounding like a 7th grader who just shot hoops with Shaq. “The guy next to me is in Patrick Henry’s seat. The guy behind me is in James Madison’s seat. Someone here sits in George Washington’s seat.

“I mean I’m just some guy. I shop at Food Lion.”

Virginia’s representatives speak proudly of their “citizen legislature,” where each year regular people leave their jobs and families, go to Richmond and craft the rules and policies that will govern the Commonwealth for years to come. Until recently, the annual trip to Richmond resembled a two-week getaway for legislators to party as hard as they worked. Now, longtime members say aggressive partisanship is ripping away Virginia’s good ol’ boy network, as a new generation of upright, ambitious young people look to make the leap from Virginia to Washington, D.C.

Mitch Van Yahres, a Democrat who has held Charlottesville’s 57th District seat for more than 20 years, says politics defined as “the art of compromise” is lost on newer legislators trying to make a name for themselves with fierce partisan stances. In the old days, Van Yahres says, State politics was more gentlemanly.

“We used to fight, but we put it on a high plain,” he says. “Now, it’s difficult to have give-and-take because we have a lot of ideologues. They want it their way or no way.”

Bell, a 36-year-old Orange County prosecutor, is one of the young climbers. Sitting in Jefferson’s old seat, he’s situated on the perfect stepping stool. When he was elected in 2001, Bell replaced Paul Harris, who resigned to take a position in the Justice Department. George Allen won the 58th seat four times before being elected governor in 1994. In 2001 Allen became a U.S. Senator who some say could run for the Presidency.

“We’ll see,” says Bell, when asked about seeking higher office. “I think I’m doing good work right now. If I do a good job at this level, people will notice.”

People are already noticing.

Ask “Who is Rob Bell?” and the most frequent answer you get, from high school chums to foes across the aisle, is an “extremely intelligent” fellow. His detailed grasp of Virginia law has earned him a place on powerful House committees, and in his first two years he pushed through a series of bills that closed some loopholes in the State’s drunk driver laws. This year, he’s been even more successful—the House of Delegates has passed several new bills (now awaiting their fate in the Senate) that would make Virginia one of the toughest states on drunk drivers.

With his reputation for reflection, Bell strikes many observers as something of a nonideological anomaly among Virginia Republicans. In recent years, voters have elected more GOP hard-liners, who take strong conservative stances on taxes and social issues. And since Republicans control both the House and Senate, many of these hard-liners can get their way without listening to opposing arguments—without the inconvenience of compromise.

All of which presents Bell with a dilemma. Albemarle elected him for his thoughtful, moderate conservatism. But his party’s hard-line leadership isolates other members who don’t march in lockstep. As his colleagues veer towards deep spending cuts and Christianist legislation, Albemarle voters might want to know: Who is the real Rob Bell?

County voters send mixed signals

Conventional wisdom paints Albemarle as the conservative suburbs to Charlottesville’s liberal urban center. This is only partially true.

Eric and Nancy Haussmann live with their two teenage sons in a cul-de-sac at the end of Buck Ridge Lane, which winds into the foothills four miles north of Free Union. Inside their two-storey home, framed inspirational Bible verses and hundreds of books line the walls. “We both love reading,” says Eric. “It’s what we spend our money on.”

The Haussmanns are like many voters in Albemarle County—white, Christian, upper-middle class, well educated, active in the community. The Haussmanns got to know Bell when he was leader of their son’s Boy Scout troop, and Eric introduced Bell to a crowd at Hollymead Elementary School when he announced his candidacy for the first time.

The Haussmanns generally don’t like to talk politics and religion among friends, but with a little coaxing Eric admits to leaning Republican. “But I will deviate from the party line,” he’s quick to add, “depending on the person who’s running.” Nancy holds conservative views but claims no party affiliation, which the St. Louis, Missouri, native attributes to her “independent-minded Midwestern streak.”

In fact, Albemarle’s voting record indicates a constituency willing to cross party lines—perhaps its growth rate makes for an every-changing voter base [see sidebar, page 16]. Citing counties like Henrico and Greene—which are growing faster than Albemarle but vote strictly Republican year after year—Bell attributes Albemarle’s shifting political climate not just to growth but to the County’s well-educated and well-read voters.

“The amount of public discourse here is really high. There’s a lot of headlines about local politics,” Bell says.

“The good thing about Bell’s district is that it’s pretty diverse,” says Ken Stroupe, a former Allen aide who works at UVA’s Center for Politics. “It’s not as far right of center as the rest of the House of Delegates. The interests of his constituents [are] going to be mixed.”

Bell comes with an ideal resumé for political success in Albemarle. As a Navy brat, he moved often while growing up—born in Palo Alto, California, with stints in Hawaii (while his father fought in Vietnam), Texas, Mississippi and Virginia.

“I always thought of myself as the middle of the middle class,” says Bell. “I remember the ’70s as the height of good-intentioned government paternalism. I was always resentful when I thought politicians were talking down to people who were my family or neighbors.

“I didn’t know higher society until I came to UVA,” Bell says. “I wasn’t very impressed.”

Bell says he has been interested in politics for as long as he can remember, an interest he carried to UVA in 1984. “He was the kind of guy who was always reading a newspaper,” says Bell’s college friend Brian Altmiller, now a patent attorney in Reston. “That’s unusual for a 19-year-old. Rob was always taking things to the absolute limit. In his fourth-year history class he turned in a 106-page thesis—not because he had to, but because he wanted to do it right.

“I’m afraid we were kinda square,” Altmiller confesses.

The secret is out—Bell was a nerd. “We had our share of dates, and there were a few nights when one of us drank more than he should have,” Bell says in his defense. “But we weren’t studs or anything. I’ve never done a beer bong.”

Bell eschewed UVA’s college Republicans and volunteered instead to get out the vote for local, State and national candidates. “I had no interest in student council I hate to say they were sophomoric because they were actually sophomores,” says Bell. “This was the Reagan era. There was fighting in Angola, Afghanistan, Nicaragua. There was serious stuff going on.”

When Bell decided to run for office himself, he was enjoying a successful career as Orange County’s prosecuting attorney, and he branded himself a “law-and-order” Republican. By then he was married to a teacher, Jessica—a fact he frequently mentions to illustrate his support for education.

Bell’s rhetoric left no doubt he would be a conservative, law-and-order Republican—but some voters wondered how Bell’s aversion to spending would play in a County where money for public education is an extremely big deal.

“Virginia ranks 43rd in the nation for education spending,” says Marjorie Shepherd, who teaches 8th grade civics at Henley Middle School. “There’s big shortfalls in the budget, and that affects PVCC and UVA.”

Shepherd, former president of the Albemarle Education Association, says she’s talked to many teachers who favor higher taxes, which Bell opposes.

“The shortfall in the State is so severe, we shouldn’t be messing around with these tightwad stances,” Shepherd says.

Party pressure

With his spectacles, neatly parted hair and youthful aspects, Bell still looks like the Boy Scout he used to be. (He reached Scouting’s highest level, Eagle, in 1982.) He bet that the nice-young-man image that won over the Haussmanns would play well throughout the County, so Bell and his friends knocked on about 14,000 doors during the summer of 2001. It paid off in November, and Bell was off to Richmond that winter.

Bell claims he hasn’t felt much pressure to march in lockstep with party leaders. Outside observers say otherwise, that Bell is likely feeling some heat.

“There is tremendous pressure on members to toe the party line when you get to Richmond,” says Stroupe. This year, he says, Bell will face a conflict between colleagues who oppose new taxes and a constituency that is closely aligned with education. “This is probably one of the most difficult sessions for Bell to balance the interests of his constituents with the interest of his caucus,” Stroupe says.

Virginia Republicans have not always tolerated insubordination. Bob Bloxom spent 27 years representing the Eastern Shore in the House of Delegates. When the Republican began shifting from conservative to moderate on issues like abortion and taxes, his party kicked him off the House Appropriations committee, where he had worked for 16 years, and off the Labor and Commerce committee, which he chaired.

“There’s a trend of a more dominant party leadership, where they say ‘This is our position and you’re supposed to follow it,’” says Bloxom. “New delegates are lined up and told what to do.”

Bloxom calls Bell “a bright young fellow.

“He strikes me as one of those who looks carefully at issues and not just follows somebody else’s lead,” Bloxom says. “I think there will be pressures on him to do that, though, at least from some people. I’m of the opinion right now that everything is being done for reelection, and that’s different than when I first got to Richmond.”

On the job in Richmond

Bell says he’s got one of the best “feedback loops” in the General Assembly.

“Watching the other delegates go through mail, I think I have more direct contact with people than anybody else,” says Bell. His constituency, he says, is very educated, highly energized and benefits from a glut of media outlets covering local politics. “Every article in the paper means I get a letter or two.” (After reading this article, you can contact Bell by phone at 804-698-1058 or via e-mail at Del_Bell@house.state.va.us.)

Bell says Albemarle voters’ comments run the gamut, from advice on the mix of perennials planted along State roadways to questions about why America went to war with Iraq. It’s the classic conundrum of representative democracy—voters elected Bell to serve their interests, but if he tried to do everything people told him, he’d be a rudderless ship adrift in the currents of public opinion.

“It’s a challenge for any member,” says UVA’s Stroupe. “You can’t go to a place like Richmond without some guiding principles. You try to convey your beliefs and ideas, so that constituents aren’t surprised when you get there.

“People are not surprised by Rob Bell,” says Stroupe. “What you see is what you get.”

On Sunday, February 8, Bell met with his favorite subcommittee—the criminal law division of the larger Courts of Justice Committee. “It’s where all the lobbyists are, it’s where the money is. Every little word can be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars,” says Bell.

On that day, he listened intently while Del. Robert McDonnell (R-Virginia Beach) described a bill that would allow the courts to confiscate the cars of drunk drivers after their third offense.

Another delegate suggested adding language to the bill that would protect innocent people—for example, a grandmother shouldn’t lose her car if her grandson takes it on a drunken joyride.

Bell examined the Code of Virginia on his laptop computer. He suggested that the bill simply refer to existing law that governs property seizure by the court.

“In a drunk driving case, the car is like the gun used to commit a murder,” says Bell. “We’re talking about criminal instrumentality. Are we making something needlessly complicated?”

As Albemarle’s delegate, this is Bell in a nutshell—he has a lawyer’s gift for arguments by analogy, and as a general rule he favors “getting tough” on crime. Otherwise, he wants to limit government’s influence wherever possible in people’s lives.

“Rob is probably one of the most focused legislators that I’ve seen,” says David Blount, who lobbies the General Assembly for the five counties in the Thomas Jefferson Planning District. “He puts everything he’s got into the work he’s doing. That’s evident just by watching him when he’s in a committee meeting—he’s reading, he’s thinking, he’s asking questions.”

Republicans divided

Even Bell’s adversaries admit the Albemarle delegate is tough, but fair-minded. He sticks to his principles, says Ben Greenberg, who lobbies the General Assembly on behalf of Planned Parenthood, but he’s no sheep blindly following the party line.

“He looks at a bill, studies it. He assesses the bill on its own merits and makes up his own mind,” says Greenberg. “I’ve always found him willing to listen, although he doesn’t always agree with me.”

While this session’s 20 drunk driving bills have garnered headlines, this year’s General Assembly seems more focused on restricting access to abortion and contraception. Bell’s colleagues in the House of Delegates have been particularly aggressive—especially Republican delegates Bob Marshall, Richard Black and Kathy Byron, who have discovered that angry attacks on liberals, gays and non-Christians get attention and win approval from their suburban voters.

There are currently 21 anti-abortion bills in the House and Senate that would, among other things, force clinics to either close or comply with onerous regulations. Other bills aim to equate birth control with abortion, and ban college campuses from distributing high doses of conventional birth control known as “emergency contraception.”

Bell’s record on these bills is mixed. He voted against H.B. 1414, which would outlaw emergency contraception, saying that college students are adults and should be able to make their own decisions. “I thought it was inappropriate,” says Bell. He also opposed H.B. 1403, which would require doctors to obtain parental approval before prescribing emergency contraception.

“If I were king, I might be able to craft a bill I liked,” says Bell. “But this one doesn’t have enough protection in cases of sexual assault.”

Bell voted for a TRAP bill that would require abortion clinics to meet ambulatory surgery regulations—Bell saw it as a midway point between the fewest regulations and the most. He voted against other TRAP bills.

This makes Bell one of the few Republicans to break rank—last week the anti-abortion bills resoundingly passed the House of Delegates, almost exactly down party lines. While they are expected to die in the Senate, which is dominated by moderate Republicans, the sheer number of anti-abortion bills is “discouraging,” says Greenberg.

While Bell is what Greenberg calls a “swing vote” on social issues, he stands with his fellow conservative Delegates on this session’s most divisive issue—the budget.

Virginia’s budget contains a $1 billion hole that Governor Mark Warner hopes to plug by revamping the State’s tax code. Warner’s plan to increase sales, income and cigarette taxes was killed by the House Finance Committee on February 4, setting up a battle between Senate Republicans who have aligned with Democrats to raise taxes, and House Republicans like Bell, who want to cut spending and revoke tax exemptions the State grants to businesses. On Sunday, February 22, the House and Senate presented drafts of their competing budgets. This week the negotiations between moderate Republicans in the Senate and conservative Republicans in the House highlights the philisophical split in the Virginia GOP.

“The notion that we cut is a misnomer,” says Bell in defense of the House’s budget. He says that Virginia’s budget has risen in excess of its population growth. “Individual agencies do get cut, but in terms of overall government spending, we’re spending more per person every year. We should look at prioritizing,” says Bell.

While this puts Bell in line with his House colleagues, it could cause him trouble in Albemarle, where schools are a popular issue and many residents work for the State as employees of UVA.

Shepherd, the Henley civics teacher, says she wrote to Bell, encouraging him to support tax reform.

“I don’t think he’s going to,” says Shepherd. “It seems like he’s talking from both sides of his mouth,” she says of Bell. “People have no right to call themselves education candidates, then not fund education. I think that’s one thing that Rob Bell does,” Shepherd says.

Considering Albemarle’s conflicting political identity—the mixed party loyalties, shifting voters, the influence of UVA—it’s hard for even seasoned analysts to predict how Bell’s no-tax policy will play among his constituents.

“A lot of members are going to have to go on record for or against tax increases,” says UVA’s Stroupe. “It poses a challenge for any member of the General Assembly whose district is so closely aligned with education.”

Bell says he and his conservative colleagues in the House want to protect education from spending cuts that have gutted other programs. “It’s fair to say there will never be enough money to make everyone happy,” says Bell. “If you look at what got cut and what didn’t over the past two years, K-12 education did better than most.”

Nevertheless, UVA is so upset about what administrators say is a lack of financial support from the General Assembly that it is seeking greater autonomy from the State, and that frustration could trickle down to Albemarle’s myriad teachers and parents. In 2003, Albemarle Democrats must have been satisfied with Bell’s performance, however, since they didn’t field a candidate to oppose him in the November race.

 

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Put away your toys

I am writing to protest vociferously the articles in the issue on sex toys, etc. [“Boy toys,” February 10]. I am not a prude, but I thought them abhorrent. I realize that Charlottesville is a student center, but that stuff needs to be confined to a frat e-mail listserve, if anything at all. Soft or hard porn, I’d call it. Who cares about it? And those who do will surely find it on the Internet. What a waste of time and space. Please avoid such articles in the future.  

Virginia Bethune

Harrisonburg

 

Brass tax

In response to Charles Weber’s letter [Mailbag, February 17], I agree that the rise in property tax costs seem unjustified if you look at them in a vacuum. The proper context to be examining City finances is in relation to losses of State and Federal contributions. Charlottesville is in the same dilemma as most communities across the nation. Irresponsible fiscal policy at the national and state levels have put most communities in budgetary crisis. I can only assume that the reason such a shrewd observer as Weber left out these observations is that he did not want to shed light on Governor Gilmore and President Bush’s financial mismanagement of the public treasuries.

Gene Fifer

Charlottesville

 

Grateful girlchild

Thanks for putting my story in your paper [“Girlchild in the promised land,” February 3]. It was really a meaningful experience for me. My father informed me that I had incorrectly mentioned his title of position. Instead of ”the head of Department of Mining Resources,” I should have said “the head of Department of Mining in Housing Factory—Kabul, Afghanistan.”

Sahar Adish

Charlottesville

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“My way or the highway”
State pols try to force unwanted Western Bypass on stubborn City Council

The first order of business for Council on Tuesday, February 17, was to appropriate about $550,000 that flowed into the City from Commonwealth and Federal coffers. The money was granted for police equipment, walking trails and financial aid for low-income families. While Council was counting its blessings from the Commonwealth, however, Richmond was putting on the heat in other areas.

Just three days earlier, the Virginia Senate had passed a bill demanding that the State build the U.S. 29 Western Bypass around Charlottesville, regardless of opposition from local transportation planners. Leaders from Lynchburg and Danville have long demanded the bypass, but strong local opposition and money troubles at the Virginia Department of Transportation have stalled the project.

A great deal of Charlottesville’s fate is bound to the will of bureaucrats and legislators in Richmond and Washington, D.C., who have the power to infuse local schools, police and social services with extra funds as well as the muscle to push local officials around. The relationship with the higher rings of government is crucial for Charlottesville’s prosperity, and that relationship will change soon, when at least two new people join City Council in July.

“It’s quite important to know the State process in terms of funding—to have some connections and people you can talk to in various agencies,” says Harrison Rue, president of the Thomas Jefferson Planning District Commission. “Any official needs to do their homework and learn the system to be effective.” Rue’s group oversees regional planning initiatives.

Meredith Richards has a high rank in the Virginia Transit Association, is a member of the Metropolitan Planning Association (MPO), the Virginia E-Communities Task Force, and a policy committee established by the Virginia Municipal League. She likely knows more about playing nice with the higher-ups than her fellow Councilors, but earlier this month her bid for a third term was quelled as Democrats elected two first-time politicians—Kendra Hamilton and David Brown—to share the May ticket with incumbent Kevin Lynch. Republicans also put up two new faces—Kenneth Jackson and Anne Reinicke—to run for two of the three open seats. The preponderance of newcomers means the next Council will have at least two new members who, like many rookies before them, will surely be too busy learning about local politics to handle the intricacies of State and Federal affairs.

Negotiating the State system will fall to the veteran Councilors—Blake Caravati, Rob Schilling and perhaps Lynch. Schilling, a four-year City resident, still seems to be learning how things work in Charlottesville. Caravati’s resumé includes stints on the Planning Commission and the Housing Authority board, but he’s probably more familiar with the streets of Charlottesville sister city Besancon, France, than the General Assembly in Richmond. As chair of the MPO, a regional transportation body, Lynch knows how Federal and State money trickles down to localities. Should he win reelection, however, Lynch is favored to be the next mayor, a job that leaves little time for searching out Federal grants or bickering with VDOT.

Council’s change in State and Federal expertise will come at a time when outside hostility to the region seems on the rise. At press time, the U.S. 29 bill, sponsored by Lynchburg Sen. Stephen Newman, was awaiting its fate in the House of Delegates. Even if Newman’s bill fails, it reveals impatience with this region’s local government, to which some local politicians are sensitive.

In November, Albemarle voters elected two new supervisors—Ken Boyd and David Wyant—who seem more likely than previous supervisors to play ball with VDOT on the bypass.

“I don’t like the idea of the State coming in here and telling us what to do with local matters,” says Boyd. But, he adds, “I think we need a bypass in our county. We need to get that on the fast track.” The State, Boyd says, “thinks we’re a bottleneck.”

The rest of Virginia seems to view Charlottesville as a place where plans grind to a halt. Surely the 36-year-old Meadowcreek Parkway saga reinforces those opinions, and the City is feeling tremendous pressure from VDOT and the County to build that long-delayed road.

But while Albemarle County is cozying up to the State, City Council is moving in the opposite direction. The Dems ousted Richards largely because of her aggressive pursuit of the Meadowcreek Parkway. (Lynch opposes the road. Hamilton says it’s “not on her radar screen,” while Brown says he will support the Parkway only when cash-strapped VDOT can afford to build an interchange for it at the Route 250/Ridge-McIntire intersection.)

Butch Davies, the local representative to the State’s Commonwealth Transportation Board, says Richmond is getting fed up with Council’s delays.

“Local needs indicate the road ought to be built,” says Davies. “The people who are applying the brakes now create a real problem.”

Davies does not support Newman’s bill to build the Western Bypass, but he sees it as the result of “deep-seated resentment” that’s building against the region. The City should take the bill as a warning, he says. The public transportation projects the Democrats want to initiate in Charlottesville, such as a bus rapid transit system, will require County participation and extensive cooperation from the Feds and Richmond, as well. Those entities may not be inclined to deal with Charlottesville if they feel Council won’t return the favor.

Davies warns that Charlottesville’s stubbornness may cause VDOT to restore its “iron fist” approach to local transportation issues.

“When you focus solely on your own objectives and you ignore the political realities around you,” says Davies, “things happen that you cannot control.”—John Borgmeyer

 

Indy bandwidth
Cvilleindymedia.org publishes all the news you won’t see on CNN

Media mergers and the oft-cited charge that cable TV and other news sources beat the drum for war in Iraq have fueled a growing belief that the media have become shills for corporate America.

Though CNN has yet to answer these complaints with a “think you can do better?” taunt, a group of local activists has attempted to do exactly that.

In an effort to fill a perceived void in news coverage, the group has created www.cvilleindymedia.org, which will officially kick off on Tuesday, February 24, at a launch party at the Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar. The site is part of a network called the Independent Media Center, an international collection of at least 130 sites, all of which encourage people to “be the media” by posting their own reporting.

“It’s a source for information that I don’t think [Charlottesville residents] are going to find anywhere else,” says Alexis Zeigler, a founder and driving force behind cvilleindymedia.

Though Zeigler says he hopes the site will get the scoop on local news, he says the worst hole in media coverage is on foreign policy or big-ticket environmental issues.

“The tone gets set in the mainstream media by corporate America,” Zeigler says, adding that coverage of the war in Iraq is usually “patriotic bullshit.”

Following the method of “open publishing,” cvilleindymedia posts the thoughts of any contributor, as long as the submissions are not blatantly racist or intended to undermine the site, according to Zeigler.

“Basically, people are free to post,” Zeigler says. “We haven’t taken anything down yet.”

The site went through an upgrade on February 10. That same day, a posting on the site drew international attention, not all of it welcome. The post, which was an announcement of the recent Earth Liberation Front attack on equipment and vehicles at the Hollymead Town Center construction site, beat local media to the story by a day.

“It hit the global site immediately,” Zeigler says of news of the local ELF attack, which he says he does not support. “That’s not exactly what I had in mindIt just puts a shadow over us all.”

The most disconcerting part of that shadow is possible scrutiny by Federal law enforcement, Zeigler says. The Federal Bureau of Investigations is handling the ELF attack.

“It just makes me nervous,” Zeigler says of the investigation, adding that he fears possible suppression of the new website by law enforcement.

So far the Feds have yet to touch cvilleindymedia, which is currently posting several stories and event listings each day. At the Tuesday launch party, the new site will celebrate its link to the global network. Zeigler says the international group “didn’t bat an eye” at the Charlottesville organization’s proposal to join the network.

Zeigler says the ultimate goal of the local news venture is to engage residents through several different mediums, including radio. And to join the group’s leadership, people need only come to its biweekly meetings.

“Whoever walks through the door becomes part of the consensus,” Zeigler says.—Paul Fain

 

Is race an issue in the race?
Yes, though candidates say it shouldn’t be the only issue

There are two African-American candidates for City Council in this year’s election. And though both Republican Kenneth Jackson and Democrat Kendra Hamilton say their priorities as Councilors would extend far beyond issues of race, the topic will likely surface during the campaign season.

There has been a black Democratic voice on Council for all but two of the last 34 years—always a Democrat. And maintaining this representation is clearly important to many people in Charlottesville, which is 22 percent African-American, including Mayor Maurice Cox, who sought a black candidate among Democrats prior to deciding to bow out of this year’s race, as previously reported in C-VILLE.

The May 4 election won’t be the first time two black candidates have vied for seats on Council. The most recent occurrence was 20 years ago, when two parties fielded African-American candidates. However, the second black candidate, Margaret Cain, who joined Democratic incumbent Rev. E.G. Hall in the 1984 election, belonged to the liberal Citizens Party.

A law student at UVA, Cain failed in her bid for Council, drawing 1,713 votes. Her tally prompted some Democrats to hold her responsible for the failed reelection bid of John Conover, a Democrat who lost to upstart Republican Lindsay Barnes by only 22 votes. Democrats charged that Cain pulled black voters and female voters away from their candidates. Think Ralph Nader in the last Presidential election.

David Toscano, who would later serve as a Democratic City Councilor and mayor, ran Cain’s campaign. Toscano disputes the claim that Cain’s candidacy tanked Conover’s reelection bid.

“I don’t think there was block voting based on race in that election,” Toscano says of the possibility that black voters may have voted for both Hall and Cain back in ’84. Furthermore, Toscano thinks a similar block vote by blacks for the current black candidates in May’s election is unlikely. “I just don’t see it happening,” Toscano says.

The spoiler tag wasn’t the only beef Democrats had with the Cain campaign. Prior to the election, a mysterious flier supporting Cain appeared in primarily black neighborhoods. The flier included a picture of Rev. Jesse Jackson with Cain, and touted a Jackson endorsement, which said, “Sunshine or rain vote for Cain.”

Rev. Jackson had never officially endorsed Cain, and Cain’s campaign said it hadn’t distributed the flier.

“That created quite a flap,” Toscano says of the “infamous” flier, which he says was “never authorized” by the Cain campaign.

Controversy has revisited Cain, and this time, authorities say she had something to do with it. Cain, a lawyer in Charlottesville since the ’80s, had her law license revoked in November by the Virginia State Bar over allegations that she settled a client’s personal injury claim and then deposited the check into her own account. According to the Bar, Cain never notified her client about the judgment. Cain was indicted on Tuesday, February 18, by a grand jury on fraud charges in Charlottesville’s Circuit Court.

 

“Not a black candidate”

Republican candidate Kenneth Jackson says his campaign isn’t about representing a certain race. Instead, Jackson says, he intends to give voice to a class, specifically working, lower-income people.

“Really, I never looked at it on a black or white basis,” Jackson says of his candidacy.

“I’m one of those average, working class people who’s trying to make ends meet,” says Jackson, who is disabled and only able to work part-time. Jackson was a Democrat until two years ago, and attributes his party shift to Republican Rob Schilling, whom he says “asks common-sense questions” in the role of Councilor.

Though she says she cares about the concerns of black residents, Democratic candidate Kendra Hamilton stresses that her goal is to listen to the concerns of the broader community and to represent people who support her positions on issues such as the achievement gap, community-police relations and housing affordability.

“These are not black issues—they’re community issues,” Hamilton says via e-mail (due to illness, she was unable to speak on the phone). “In an at-large system you have to be accessible and listen to all the voices.”

Corey Carter, the editor of Reflector, a local newspaper aimed at African-Americans, says having black candidates from both parties means more diverse viewpoints in the election. “That’s a good thing. Not just for the African-American community, but for the community on the whole.”

Jackson and Hamilton’s statements on race are reminiscent of those made by Charles Barbour, the first African-American elected to City Council in modern times. Barbour, who still lives in Charlottesville, was elected in 1970, served two terms and was also mayor. According to The Daily Progress, upon accepting his candidacy in April 1970, Barbour said, “I’m not a black candidate. I’m one of two Democrats running to represent all people.”—Paul Fain

 

Gay rights clears another hurdle
Assembly passes domestic partner

insurance reformVirginia’s gay rights advocates had something to cheer about on February 16, just two days after www.dontgivetouva.com officially kicked off its campaign for gay partner benefits at UVA. The victory was a 50-49 vote by the State House of Delegates to allow private employers to offer health insurance to partners of gay employees.

The General Assembly is hardly cozy with gay rights groups, having reinforced the existing State ban on gay marriage only a week prior to the health insurance vote. However, the change in direction from Richmond seems unlikely to provoke a shift from UVA, which, as a State agency, is not directly affected by the vote.

Victoria Cobb, director of legislative affairs for the Family Foundation, says the Delegates’ vote for partner benefits so soon after the marriage ban is “at best contradictory and at worst disingenuous.”

But according to David Lampo, the vice-president of the Log Cabin Republicans of Virginia, a gay rights organization, the key to the insurance bill’s passage was that it dealt with the decisions of private Virginia companies to pay for health insurance. Several corporations, including credit card giant Capital One, publicly supported the measure.

As a result, Lampo says, lawmakers were able to look at the bill “through the eyes of free-market Republicans,” instead of “through the eyes of homophobia.”

Cobb, whose organization strongly opposes the bill, concedes that its passage is a “large step forward for those advancing a homosexual-rights agenda.” Cobb rejects the argument by the bill’s proponents that health benefits for gay partners is primarily a free-market issue, claiming that governments regulate many business practices. For instance, she cites child labor laws, and adds “protecting marriage is on that level.”

The State Senate is set to consider the bill in the next two weeks and Lampo says he’s “cautiously optimistic” that the bill will pass.

But even if gay partner benefits clear the Senate, the bill will not remove legal impediments for State agencies such as UVA to offer domestic partner benefits to employees. And according to Lampo, changing the rules for State agencies on partner benefits would be far more challenging than for private companies. He says opponents will come down hard on any effort to allow an institution that receives taxpayer money to give benefits to gay partners.

“That’s going to be a much tougher road to go down,” Lampo says. —Paul Fain

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Black Listed

Q: Ace, it seems like every structure at UVA bears the name of some wealthy, white member of The Establishment—probably the plantation owner whose slaves laid the bricks. Is the whole campus whitewashed or are there any buildings named after African Americans?—Ro Tunda

A:Good question, Ro. After all, what fresh-faced undergrad hasn’t spent many ponderous hours strolling around UVA, wondering and snickering about the stuffy suits of yesteryear whose names are now immortalized in the red brick and marble of Cocke, Balz or Woody Hall? Sure, they all contributed to the growth of UVA. But mustn’t there have been a notable black among them who lived up to the school’s high standard for building naming?

According to M. Rick Turner, UVA dean of African-American affairs, there is one, the W.E.B. DuBois Tutorial Center. But “I wouldn’t call that a major accomplishment on the part of the University of Virginia, to name a dilapidated building the W.E.B. Dubois Center,” says Turner. “I don’t give them any credit for that.” Ditto for the home of UVA’s Black Leadership Institute, the Luther P. Jackson Black Cultural Center (named for a Virginia civil rights activist and historian), which Turner overlooked in his comments.

That leaves the Carter G. Woodson Institute for Afro-American and African Studies, located in Minor Hall, which Turner says is the University’s “only program named after an African-American figure.” And that leads to the next question: Who in the name of Jefferson was Carter G. Woodson? Ace gave the pop quiz to Scot French, associate director of the Woodson Institute, who got it right on the first try: “He [was] the father of African-American history,” says French.

Woodson, an early 20th-century writer and educator, founded Negro History Week in 1926, partly to honor Frederick Douglass’ February 14 birthday. (Ace figures dubbing those heart-shaped cards “Douglasses” just didn’t have the same ring.) In 1976, 26 years after Woodson’s death, the week stretched into Black History Month.

Woodson was a native of New Canton, Virginia, and Turner says he’s not aware of any Woodson connection to UVA. But skimming the Woodson Institute’s Web page, Ace learned the name honors the “founder of African and African American Studies and [challenges] the historically white University to place the African American experience at the center of its teaching and research programs.”

It’s doubtful Mr. Jefferson’s University will ever be rededicated to George and Weezy. But as progress builds on progress, it’s only a matter of time before more successful African Americans appear on UVA maps. Ace thinks associate architecture professor and soon to be ex-mayor Maurice Cox might be a good candidate.

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Varsity Hall: On the move

Q: Ace, I read in The Cavalier Daily recently that a building at UVA is going to be moved—the whole building, mind you—sometime this summer. Aside from the question of how it’s possible to move an entire structure, when is this happening, and what does this mean for traffic around the University when it does?—Driver Ed

A: Mary Hughes, landscape architect at the University, confirms that UVA plans on moving Varsity Hall from its current Hospital Drive home to 15th Street, just south of the alley behind the Berringer Mansion, a.k.a. the French House (bonjour!). It’s all part of a plan to make room for an addition to the back of Rouss Hall, where the School of Commerce will be relocated.

All well and good, but Ace couldn’t help but think it was a lot of work to move the building—which has housed the Air Force Reserve Officers Training Corps since the 1950s—when it could just be, y’know, destroyed. “We went through a great deal of soul-searching about the fate of the building,” Hughes says. “It’s just too significant a structure to demolish.”

Constructed in the 1850s by then-University architect William Pratt, Hughes says Varsity Hall was one of the first, if not the first, purposefully built infirmaries on any college campus in the country. It was also likely used as a hospital for Confederate soldiers fighting in the Shenandoah Valley during the Civil War, although little documentation exists.

O.K., Ace gets that it’s worth saving. As for when it’ll be moved, that’s unclear. Hughes says the University is shooting for this summer, but that all depends on how the current public bidding process among house-moving companies goes. (That will answer lots of other questions, like cost.)

As for how it will disrupt traffic, Hughes says that she is already working with City of Charlottesville engineer Tony Edwards to make what she figures is a quarter-mile move—part of which will cross Jefferson Park Avenue—as smooth as possible. And while the whole process will likely take two to three months, from getting the structure off of its foundations to settled in its new location, she expects it will only close down JPA for three to five days.

So come this summer, don’t be surprised to see an enormous building wheeled through the University area on a truck. “I’m sure it’s going to be fascinating,” Hughes says. “They say the interior can stay intact. If they move a house you can leave the china in a cabinet.” Ace’ll remember that next time he moves apartments.

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Benefits struggle begins again
“Insure our families,” say gay UVA staff

When Ellen Bass, an assistant professor in the department of systems and information engineering at UVA, came to the University two years ago, she knew she and her lesbian partner would have problems with the school’s stance on domestic partner benefits.

“I knew I was going to fight this battle,” Bass says. “I didn’t realize it was going to come to a head so quickly.”

The new publicity over UVA’s long refusal to offer domestic partner benefits, which also came to a head when professors challenged the University on benefits more than a decade ago, was stoked by a website created by two 2003 UVA graduates. The site—www.dontgivetouva.com recently went live in its request for alumni donations to fund health benefits for partners of gay UVA employees.

Currently, domestic partners of UVA employees do not receive health insurance or other perqs like the use of gym facilities. And because of Virginia’s strict laws against second-parent adoption, many children of gay couples do not qualify for benefits.

UVA spokesperson Carol Wood says, via e-mail, that the school will be studying the benefits issue “for some time.” In the meantime, Wood says that as UVA is a State agency it must follow Virginia laws, which deem that only married couples qualify for partner benefits. Further, she says, the State has ruled that benefits are “a matter of State law rather than of University policy.” (UVA tabled its efforts to gain more autonomy from the State during the current legislative session.)

The new website’s co-founder, Andrew Borchini, wrote his senior thesis on the domestic partner benefit issue at UVA. Borchini says UVA is losing professors and students to schools that offer benefits, such as the University of Michigan and many others.

“It’s not just a gay thing, it’s a good business decision,” says Dyana Mason, the executive director of gay-rights advocacy group Equality Virginia, of partner benefits.

Borchini and Mason’s claims may prove true in the case of Jenny O’Flaherty, a doctor and associate professor of anesthesiology and pediatrics at UVA Health System. O’Flaherty’s partner and three children do not qualify for benefits at UVA. Purchasing health insurance for the kids imposed a substantial financial drain on the family. Recently, O’Flaherty and her family left for New Zealand, where she is currently on sabbatical.

“One of the reasons we’re in New Zealand is that we were so fed up with the way UVA was treating our family,” O’Flaherty says via e-mail. “We felt we needed to take a break from the place.”

In Bass’ case, she says she chose working at UVA over the University of Michigan because of location and quality of life. Bass says her partner, a social worker, was “really mad” when she learned that she would not qualify for benefits. For several months, the couple had to pay for health insurance for their son, because Bass is “the non-biological co-parent, as we like to call ourselves.

“You hate to choose your job based on the benefits,” Bass says, adding that she shouldn’t have to waste energy on the issue. “I should be worrying about mentoring my students.”

Many Virginia employers that are chartered in other states can and do offer domestic partner benefits. For example, Gary Campbell, the human resources manager at Lexis Publishing, which employs 500 people in Charlottesville, says the company has offered domestic partner benefits for about three years.

In addition, Washington and Lee University and Hollins University, both private Virginia schools, offer benefits to same-sex couples, according to the Human Rights Commission. As does Capital One, a credit card company based in Richmond.

“We believed it was the right thing to do,” says Hamilton Halloway, a spokesman for the company.

Prominent UVA psychology professor Charlotte Patterson and her partner, Deborah Cohn, aren’t buying the school’s excuse that the State has shut the door on domestic partner benefits. Patterson and Cohn, who have three children, both say that UVA, which employs more than 11,000 full-time staff and faculty, has made progress in the equal treatment of gays, but that it is falling behind other elite universities on the benefits issue.

“We’ve been hearing it for 20 years,” Patterson says of UVA’s naysaying on benefits. “I don’t think anybody wants to see UVA become a dinosaur.”—Paul Fain

 

Meter made
Website Poetry Daily nears a decade of posting verse for the masses

Breaking news: Poetry lives. And so does its audience. Charlottesville too has people snapping their fingers, and “hmmming” to last lines in reading rooms. And Poetry Daily, www.poems.com, the brainchild of Charlottesville residents Don Selby, Diane Boller and Rob Anderson, and self-described as “the world’s most popular poetry website,” points to the existence of those who even like to read the stuff.

Every day since it began in 1997 the website has posted news and a poem a day. Visitors range from military men on research boats in Antarctica to former heavy machine operators logging on from the couches of unemployment in North Dakota, according to a self-conducted survey.

In 1995, Boller and Selby, neither of whom writes poetry, were investigating Web technology for Lexis, the law publishing company where they were working. Behind The Federal Rules of Evidence Manual in Boller’s office, Selby caught a glimpse of a volume of poems by W.S. Merwin. It was fate. Within two years, postings like “Old Man Leaves Party,” by Mark Strand, from Blizzard of One, were appearing on their homepage.

Today, Poetry Daily verges on legendary in certain circles. In 2003, the site got 13.7 million page views and it’s on pace to repeat that volume this year with 1.2 million page views during January. For local furniture maker and poet John Casteen (who shares a name with his better-known father, who runs a certain local university), the website serves him in his roles as both reader and poet. “As a reader it’s a real pleasure to get a daily digest that presents a broad cross-section of contemporary poetry. I use it to keep an eye on individual poets, literary presses and literary journals,” he says.

“As a poet, it gives you an audience roughly 10 times as large as the press run for a first book, which is invaluable if you want people to read your work.”

While it’s a popular site, Selby and Boller aren’t about to dumb-down poetry to suit the masses. The aim is to represent contemporary poetry, plain and simple. “If we hear the bells go off in a poem it goes on [the website],” says Selby. Since the poems are selected from magazines and review copies, Selby and Boller work primarily with publishers for blanket permissions, so they don’t have to pursue copyright permissions each time they want to post a poem.

Last November, the editors and their associates—including co-editor Chryss Yost (who lives in California) and poets Rita Dove and Dana Gioia—released a book, Poetry Daily: 366 Poems from the World’s Most Popular Poetry Website, an anthology of website poems. The poets included run from Wislawa Szymborska to Mark Doty—an illuminating overview of contemporary poetry.

In an oft-quoted essay about poetry, Gioia once promised, “If poets venture outside their confined world, they can work to make [poetry] essential once more.” That pledge underpins Poetry Daily.

“There’s a general audience for literature and fiction,” says Boller. “And we believe that there’s a general audience for poetry and that poetry can be a part of everybody’s life. It’s not just a forum reserved for poets and academics. All literate people can enjoy it.”—Nell Boeschenstein

Camera shy
ACAC bans camera cell phones for privacy’s sake

Citing concerns about the more than 6 million camera cell phones that Americans are now toting, local fitness giant Atlantic Coast Athletic Club recently decided to ban cell phones in the locker rooms of their two locations. Members have thanked ACAC employees for the move, says Hunter Schwartz, ACAC’s director of fitness and wellness. But that’s not because members are grateful to be free of the worry that photos of them in various states of undress will wind up on the Internet. No, most members have said they’re thankful they won’t have to listen to loud cell phone monologues in the locker room anymore, Schwartz says.

The spreading trend of camera phones might not be a big privacy concern in Charlottesville, but the phones have sparked the interest of companies, government agencies and lawmakers in several states. For some, such as automakers in Detroit or the U.S. Air Force, the phones have been banned in restricted areas.

In the case of ACAC and many health clubs around the country, the phones are a problem because of the discreet ease with which a photo can be snapped and then sent to other phones, or even instantly uploaded to a website.

“Most clubs are trending toward” banning cell phones in locker rooms, Schwartz says.

There are legitimate uses for the camera phones, which were first introduced in the United States in late 2002. In addition to snapping and sharing a photo with a friend, camera phones can be used as memory tools, to document accidents, or to help people ask for directions, according to tech guru Alan Reiter, president of Wireless Internet & Mobile Computing, a consulting firm based in Maryland.

The phones have even spawned a new form of blogging—the popular practice of posting musings on the Internet. Called moblogs, the Web sites are produced by Text America, Buzznet and other companies, and work by allowing subscribers to quickly post their pictures on a personalized site.

Though Reiter admits that privacy and security concerns with camera phones are “not to be dismissed,” he says the backlash is “overblown.” Reiter says far smaller, more sophisticated cameras are better tools for industrial espionage or other forms of nosy photography. But with camera phones set to triple the resolution of their photographic capacity in the next year, Reiter says the phones are hardly just a novelty.

“They’re going to explode,” he says. “We have not seen anything yet.”

Ethan Sutin, a 23-year-old research assistant at UVA, bought a Sprint camera phone about four months ago. He says the camera phone was initially a fun way to keep in touch with his sister, who lives in California.

“I never really had any nefarious purposes in mind when I got it,” Sutin says. However, the novelty of the phone quickly faded for him. “I didn’t get that much of a thrill out of it,” he says. —Paul Fain

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Identity

It all started back in January 1999 with an order to Domino’s Pizza. Sharon Jones paid for the pizza with a check, and likely brought it into her modest townhouse in Fredericksburg to share with her 8-year-old daughter, Breanna. But Jones never actually paid for the pizza—at least not that Sharon Jones. Because the checking account in question was taken out under the identity of a different Sharon Jones, one who lives 70 miles away in Charlottesville.

This second Sharon Jones, a 41-year-old single mother and sixth grade teacher at Walker Elementary School, didn’t learn about the $23 Domino’s charge or realize she was a victim of identity theft until eight months later, when she tried to co-sign a car loan for her brother. Though she always pays her bills on time, and thought she had excellent credit, her credit union rejected the loan request.

“That can’t be correct,” Jones remembers thinking of the credit rejection.

After ordering her credit report, Jones was shocked to read that she had accrued more than $30,000 in unpaid bills. The Charlottesville resident recognized none of the overdue expenses, which were charged to accounts at credit card companies, banks, department stores, and furniture and electronics retailers, most of which were in the Fredericksburg area. She even saw late rent payments and hospital charges on the credit report.

Jones started calling the companies to whom she owed money and was told that she was registered with them as a GEICO employee who lived in Fredericksburg.

“I’ve never lived in Fredericksburg. I’ve never been to Fredericksburg,” says Jones, who owns a small home in the 10th and Page neighborhood of Charlottesville.

It was the beginning of Jones’ long relationship with Sharon Patrice Jones, a woman whom she’s never met, though both women know many intimate details about each other.

Sharon Deloris Jones held a GEICO car insurance policy, and was able to piece the mystery together when she learned that a woman who shared her first and last names had been a customer service representative for the company in its Fredericksburg office. The similarly named rep lifted Jones’ social security number and other information, essentially assuming her identity.

Finally aware that she was being victimized, Jones began trying to undo the damage.

“It was like one affidavit after another,” Jones says of trying to expunge the many charges that the other Sharon Jones ran up on her credit report. Often she had to send her utility bills to companies to prove she lived in Charlottesville and was not the woman who had purchased furniture, clothes, or even junk food from 7-Eleven.

A couple months after the August 1999 discovery of her identity thief, Jones received a court warrant for a hearing in Fredericksburg. The identity thief had brought her daughter to a hospital for abdominal pains in April of 1999. The unpaid hospital bill for the visit was $275, and Jones was to be the defendant in the debt case. By explaining that this charge was actually the work of her identity thief, Jones was able to talk her way out of the court appearance. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t be her last summons.

During this period, Jones was getting calls at home and at work. And because of all the bills and related paperwork, Jones grew accustomed to the “headache of wondering what’s going to be on my door today.” One day in June of 2000, Jones found a yellow paper stuck to her front door. The letter was a summons stating that unless she paid $956 in late rent and fees for her imposter’s townhouse in Fredericksburg, she would have her wages garnished at her job. To contest the charge, she would have to appear at a court hearing in Stafford.

Jones was not able to appease the court with phone calls that time, and had to take time off of her job to travel to Stafford and stand trial. But by then she had an ally. Jones says calls she’d made to the Charlottesville and Fredericksburg police departments got her nowhere. But after a friend advised her to call the State Police, she finally reached Lindsay Jett in the office of Criminal Investigations in Culpeper.

Officer Jett was familiar with identity theft, and took a police report from Jones. Jett also tracked down a photo of the imposter Sharon P. Jones from her old GEICO job in Fredericksburg. But to beat the rap, Jones needed more than Jett and a picture of her identity thief. She hired a lawyer, and brought the maintenance man from the criminal’s apartment complex to the trial. When this witness testified that Jones was not the Jones who worked for GEICO and lived in the townhouse, she was finally off the hook.

But Jones’ extensive and successful battles to keep her wages from being garnished were not the end of her war to win her name back from a system that believed she was a debtor and a criminal. In fact, five years after that first Domino’s pizza, she’s still feeling the effects of Sharon P. Jones’ meddling.

Just two months ago, Jones tried to pay for dinner at Chili’s in Charlottesville with a check. She was rejected. And, as has so often been the case, she felt as if she was being eyed as a scam artist.

“To prove that it wasn’t me made me feel like a double victim,” Jones says of having to constantly verify that she’s not a check-bouncing crook.

Jones is tall and exudes a polite confidence. And, as one might expect with a woman who knows how to control a room full of sixth-graders, she appears tough to rattle. But when Jones sees the clever and ubiquitous Citibank commercials on T.V.—the ones that attach the incongruous voices of identity thieves to the talking heads of their victims, like an old lady skimming her swimming pool—Jones says, “I get ticked.

“I’m sitting here and I’m thinking, ‘If they only knew,’” Jones says of the commercials. “They’re making a joke of it. It’s not a joke if it happens to you.”

 

“It is the fastest growing crime in Virginia,” says Jerry Kilgore, Virginia’s Attorney General, of identity theft. The numbers back up Kilgore’s claim, with complaints from identity theft victims increasing by 27 percent in Virginia in the last year alone, according to the Federal Trade Commission. Nationally, the FTC estimates that nearly one in 10 Americans have been victims of some form of identity theft in the last five years, and says the magnitude of the problem has been swelling every year.

Kilgore, 42, a prominent Republican and likely future candidate for Virginia’s governorship, has been leading the Commonwealth’s efforts to combat identity theft. As a successful prosecutor, Kilgore put away hundreds of drug dealers. Later, while serving as the public safety czar under former Virginia Governor George Allen, Kilgore was instrumental in Virginia’s abolition of parole. But identity theft is more than just another component of Kilgore’s hard-on-crime mantra; it’s a threat that scares him personally.

“It’s a crime that can be committed by someone you don’t even see, and you don’t even know it’s happened to you until it’s too late. That’s very frightening,” Kilgore says.

There are many ways someone’s identity can be pilfered, and thieves are getting increasingly computer savvy, according to the Blackberry-toting Kilgore. The general definition of the crime is when a victim’s social security number, credit card numbers or other key personal identifiers are stolen and used to make illicit purchases. [For more, see sidebar, page 14.]

The least serious version of the crime is when existing credit card or bank accounts are used, such as when a thief steals a wallet and frantically uses the credit cards to run up a few charges before the cards are cancelled. This form of identity theft can also occur when credit card numbers are lifted from the Internet, stolen mail, via e-mail or phone scams, through overheard cell phone conversations or even from discarded receipts and bills, a common practice called “dumpster diving.” For this variety of the crime, identity thieves blow through an average of $2,100 per victim before the stolen accounts are closed, according to the FTC.

Sharon Deloris Jones, whose personal information was snagged from a business and then used to open numerous new accounts, falls into the second, more serious version of identity theft. With a social security number, a criminal can literally assume another identity and open new credit, phone or other accounts, sometimes directing the bills to false addresses so victims are completely unaware that a profligate thief is running wild on their dime. Because a victim usually must access her credit report or, in some cases, be tracked down by collection agencies or even arrested before she becomes aware of her imposter, the lag time before discovery can be quite long—eight months in Jones’ case.

Though the hospital bills and other charges Sharon P. Jones racked up were decidedly low-rent—a far cry from Hollywood-style criminal expenses such as diamond rings or massive strip club bills—she still managed to spend $30,000 in the eight months before being discovered. Though of small comfort to Jones, a tab of this size may actually be in the low end of what identity thieves can accomplish when new accounts are opened, with the Identity Theft Resource Center estimating that the average amount of fraud charges may be as high as $92,000 per victim.

 

After her trial in Stafford in the summer of 2000, Jones says her “hopes were high” that the identity theft nightmare would soon end. She was becoming an expert in dealing with the credit damage, and now had a capable detective on her case. But Sharon P. Jones, whereabouts unknown, continued to use her identity. And the police report did little to stem the tide of credit hassles for Jones.

“I have all the documentation I need,” Jones says, gesturing to a two-inch thick manila folder of bills and affidavits. “And it’s like, ‘Oh well.’”

Finally, a break in the case came in the form of yet another unearned bill. Jones’ imposter had been in a car accident in Biloxi, Mississippi, on September 16, 2000, and had used Jones’ identity at the scene of the crash. Almost a year later, State Farm Insurance sent Jones a bill for $4,200 in damage. Jones immediately called Officer Jett and told him that her identity thief might be living in the Biloxi area. In a stroke of unbelievable luck, Jett knew a cop in nearby Gulfport, also on the casino-dotted Mississippi gulf coast. When Jett called Sgt. Ken Brown in Gulfport that same night, Brown said he knew who the criminal was.

Jones’ imposter had been in another accident, and had been arrested for using false identification at the scene. She posted $25,000 in bail and was released. But four days later, with the Gulfport police now aware of her Virginia warrant, Sharon P. Jones was arrested and charged with the fraudulent use of identity, a felony. She was extradited to Virginia.

But fortunes shift often and quickly for Sharon Jones, the victim, during her identity theft saga. Virginia authorities eventually released her identity thief, for reasons that were never explained to Jones. There are no records that her identity thief ever appeared in a Virginia court for the crimes against Jones. Sharon P. Jones eventually went back to Mississippi to face charges in that state. But Officer Brown, a key component in that case, is in the Air Force Reserves, and was mobilized and sent away to the United Arab Emirates shortly after September 11, 2001. As a result, both Brown and Jones missed the court hearing of Sharon P. Jones.

By the time Jones heard about her imposter’s appearance before a grand jury in Gulfport, which finally took place in October 2002, the hearing was already over. The district attorney’s office in Gulfport, Mississippi, sent her a letter, which informed her that the grand jury decided to drop the case, and that the “ruling ends further prosecution in this matter.”

Charles Wood, the assistant district attorney in Gulfport, says the ruling means the grand jury “determined that there wasn’t sufficient evidence to go forward with the case.” Short of tracking down the jurors and asking them why they made the decision, Wood says, “there’s really nothing else” Jones can do to pursue the case in Mississippi courts.

In the struggle of Jones vs. Jones, the criminal version clearly has the upper hand.

“She’s out running free and probably doing it to someone else now,” Jones says. “There’s no telling where she is now.”

Jones’ inability to bring her identity thief to justice is, sadly, common. According to the Identity Theft Resource Center (ITRC), a nonprofit group based in San Diego, Jones should consider herself lucky for securing the apprehension of her thief—even though the charge didn’t stick—because less than 5 percent of identity theft cases result in an arrest.

“These are Agatha Christie stories. There are so many red herrings and false trails,” says Linda Foley, the ITRC’s executive director and a victim of identity theft herself.

Investigations are further hampered because identity theft often crosses jurisdictions, sometimes separating victims and criminals by hundreds of miles. With rapes, murders and other crimes to solve, where both victim and perpetrator are usually local, police often put identity crimes on the back burner.

“Some police departments take it more seriously than others,” Foley says. “When you get a case that crosses jurisdictional lines geographically, they just drop it.”

Both Ken Brown in Gulfport, now a Lieutenant, and Officer Jett in Culpeper declined to comment for this story, citing police protocol. However, when Jett is asked if he remembers Jones’ case, he pauses, and says, “I have so many cases.”

The problems don’t end with a criminal’s arrest. Convicting an identity thief requires a preponderance of evidence and a clear paper trail, because the act of forging signatures and opening accounts lacks witnesses and, often, clear culpability. And solid documentation might not be enough for a conviction.

Attorney General Kilgore says he’s satisfied with the strength of Virginia’s laws against identity theft. But even with strong laws, Kilgore says it can be tough to get a conviction in identity theft cases.

“You have witnesses unable to travel. You have witnesses and all records in many, many other jurisdictions,” Kilgore says. “It becomes very difficult for a local prosecutor, if you will, to commit the resources to what they believe is a paper crime—or a crime that just involves money—when it’s really a crime that has wrecked some other individual’s life.”

 

Kilgore’s office began tracking identity theft in earnest after seeing a disturbing increase in the crimes about two years ago. After holding a series of public hearings, the Attorney General’s office drew up the Identity Theft Protection Act. The bill, which was introduced in the General Assembly last January by Albemarle Delegate Rob Bell, strengthened existing Virginia laws on identity theft in several ways. A key component of the bill, which was passed and became active last July, was to require credit bureaus to strike any information on a credit report relating to an identity theft once a victim has filed a police report. [For more information, see sidebar.]

The law proves that the individual has taken steps to report the identity theft and, “most importantly, it more likely than not prevents new credit being issued,” Kilgore says. “Because if they pull up their credit report at the credit card company, or at the bank, they’ll immediately start asking more questions.”

However, only one of the recently passed laws has benefited Sharon Jones: the creation of the “I.D. Theft Passport,” which is intended to help people prove to creditors and police that they are victims, not criminals. Last July, when the new rules went into effect, Kilgore’s office gave one of the first three passports to Jones, who carries the fairly official looking document around with her in a little leather pouch. The passport, which Jones can flip open like a badge, includes Jones’ full name and the State seal, and says that she is the victim of identity theft. Kilgore says about 50 Virginians now carry the passport.

Jones whipped out her passport at Chili’s when her check got nixed a few weeks ago. She says the restaurant was unmoved by the passport and still wouldn’t accept the check. To help Jones and others avoid this rejection, Kilgore says his office is working to get the word out about the I.D. passports to merchants.

Unlike many people, Jones has been diligent with her finances her whole life. She owns both her house and her car, and her meticulous record keeping is a family joke. But despite playing by the rules, Jones has been unable to fully escape the hole of identity theft. Because of her credit woes, she has had to rely on family members to purchase items for her, such as when her brother-in-law got her a SunCom cell phone because she couldn’t qualify for an account herself. The massive energy she’s spent fixing her credit record has left her feeling defeated at times. And regardless of having a powerful ally in the Attorney General’s office—she even met with Kilgore—Jones has been unable to find a lawyer willing to take on GEICO to seek compensation for her, claiming that lawyers say that GEICO is too powerful to make the pursuit worthwhile.

She admits that she sometimes wishes she had a different name, and says she now routinely uses her middle name.

Foley of the Identity Theft Resource Center says victims of identity theft often display signs of post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of the relentless assault of bills and the stigma of being falsely labeled as criminals.

“They are battered,” Foley says. “It’s not unusual for them to give up.”

After five years of fixing the mess created by her criminal doppelganger, Jones stoically declares that her credit problems are sure to continue “somewhere down the line.” And despite the passport and other assistance from his office, Attorney General Kilgore is not surprised that she’s still having problems.

“The general prediction is seven years out, you can still have things crop back up on your credit report or in someone’s file somewhere,” Kilgore says.

In her folder documenting the identity theft, Jones keeps a printout of GEICO’s privacy policy. She has highlighted various sections in the document, one of which states: “Information about our customers or former customers will only be disclosed as permitted or required by law.” After repeated calls, GEICO declined to comment for the story.

Of her imposter’s failed adherence to GEICO’s customer confidentially, Jones says, “Evidently she had other things in mind.”

Given the apparent ease with which the customer service rep appropriated her identity, Jones doubts she was Sharon P. Jones’ only victim.

“How many other Sharon Joneses are in there?” she asks. “I believe she’s a pro at it. So it’s not the first time that she’s done this.” Jones will probably never know whether she was victimized by a savvy identity thief or by a struggling single mother who stumbled upon the social security number of a woman who shared her name—a case of what Foley of the ITRC calls “the wrong people in the right place.”

Asked what she would say to Sharon P. Jones if she ever got the chance to speak to her, Jones says she’d be too angry to get a word out. After a minute, she reconsiders, and says, “One thing I would tell her is that she really screwed me over.”

 

On a recent visit to Wal-Mart, Jones says the cashier ran her check through a machine and then turned on a light above the register to summon a manager. She says fellow customers were looking at her as if she was “trying to run a scam.” So on a recent busy Saturday afternoon at the same store, both Jones and her son appear uneasy as they move forward in the checkout line. Jones’ son Rickquan, a polite and intelligent 10-year-old with corn-rows, pulls a cell phone out of his black leather jacket and fumbles with it as his mom fills out a check for the $15.37 worth of juice and crackers.

The cashier takes the check and runs it through a slot on the side of the register. After it comes out, she squints at the check and says, “We need some I.D. please.” The cashier then puts on a pair of thick glasses, examines Jones’ driver’s license and starts typing on the register again. After what seems like an abnormally long time, the check clears.

In front of the store, Jones says hello to one of her students—one of several conversations she has with students and parents while at Wal-Mart. Before walking through the chaotic parking lot, she smiles, and admits that she was nervous while her check was being scrutinized.

“I was nervous, too,” Rickquan quickly adds.

 

Say my name

Once a thief has your vitals, he has many ways to steal your moneySharon Jones shares the legal name of the woman who stole her identity. But even an uncommon name is no defense against identity theft. Authorities describe many cases in which people with different names, even of different genders, have used victims’ information to run up huge bills. The social security number of one woman, whose purse was stolen in 1990, was listed in FBI criminal records under a different name, and as a man.

The personal information used in identity thefts often comes from stolen wallets and purses, but can also be gleaned from stolen mail, hacked computer information, e-mail scams or stolen customer information from businesses. Thieves can even fill out a change of address form at the post office to intercept mail and then lift information from bills and other letters.

Once a criminal has a name, social security number and date of birth, there are countless ways he can begin siphoning money away from the system, unbeknownst to the person whose identity he has stolen. For instance, the thief can call the victim’s credit card companies and ask to have bills sent to a new address. With the bills going elsewhere, it can be a while before a victim discovers the crime.

Some other common scams include the opening of new bank accounts on which thieves can write checks, get new credit cards, take out loans to buy cars, open cell phone accounts, and even declare bankruptcy. If an identity thief is arrested, he can use a victim’s name and then skip a court date. When this happens, a warrant is often issued for the victim.

Once wise to the con, an identity dupe might find the going tough at the local police department. For starters, the crime is still relatively new for law enforcement. But perhaps an even bigger stumbling block is the long reach of identity theft.

“So often these identity thieves are in other states,” says Virginia Attorney General Jerry Kilgore.

Such was the case for Angel Gonzales, a resident of the Tidewater area of Virginia, who was arrested for the crimes of an identity thief operating in Las Vegas.—P.F.

how to avoid identity theft

Unless you live off the grid, it’s impossible to completely insulate yourself against identity theft. A massive array of routine activities—such as mailing a bill, signing up for car insurance or making a credit card purchase on the Internet—require enough personal information to give identity thieves a wide-enough opening to filch an identity.

The best way to reduce the risk of identity theft is to avoid disclosing a social security number unless absolutely necessary. If an unsolicited phone or e-mail pitch quickly requires your social security number, be suspicious. But because even a vigilant consumer is open to identity theft, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) recommends that people access their credit reports from all three credit bureaus once a year. This will tell you whether a thief is trashing your credit rating and running up huge bills on your dime. And if they are, you can begin minimizing the damage.

In the eight months before Sharon Jones looked at her credit reports, her identity thief spent more than $30,000 in her name. Even more disturbingly, this may actually represent the low end of the money identity thieves can run through. In one survey of identity theft victims, conducted by the Identity Theft Resources Center, the average fraud charge on an individual’s name was $92,893.

Upon request, the three major credit bureaus—Equifax, Experian and TransUnion—are required to release copies of credit reports for no more than $9. If bogus charges show up on a credit report, your next step is to place a fraud report with one of the three credit bureaus—the other two will be notified automatically. Then, an identity theft victim must begin closing accounts that include false charges or have been opened by a thief. During this process, the victim should also report the crime to the police. The police report can be helpful in contesting false charges.

The FTC also asks identity theft victims to file their complaint with the agency, which can be reached at www.consumer.gov/idtheft, so the feds can keep a handle on the scope and trends of the ever-changing crime. Finally, Virginians can also apply to the Attorney General’s Office to get an I.D. Theft Passport that will help them prove they are the victims, not perpetrators, of identity theft. To apply for the passport, see the A.G.’s web site at, www.oag.state.va.us/hot_topics.htm.—P.F.

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Dream on

What a wonderful contribution your new supplement FLOW is to the well-being of our community! Dreams can definitely be an important avenue to personal growth, and I am glad you interviewed me and others on the topic in C-VILLE [“Vision quest,” FLOW, January 27]. I want to underline here the value of dream work beyond just analysis and understanding of any particular dream interpretation.

Dreams are an avenue to both higher levels of consciousness and deeper levels of relatedness. Everyone dreams several dreams every night. By having the intention to remember our dreams, we can use them to improve our relationships in daily life. Noting the people that appear in our dreams gives us the opportunity to pay attention to those relationships in a way that can enhance them in waking life. We may notice what part of ourselves they represent and then be more able to empathize with them. Some unrealized or unspoken feelings about someone may be revealed that can then be useful or shared with that person directly or in fantasy.

A dream is a uniquely personal experience that, when shared, is a precious gift from one person to another. As a clinical psychologist and dream worker, both personally and professionally I have received incredible value from sharing and working on dreams with my clients, family and friends, both individually and in groups. I hope that more people will take advantage of this great resource now that it has been brought to our attention through the FLOW supplement. Enjoy and dream on!

 

Phyllis Koch-Sheras

Albemarle County

 

 

Taxing patience

Last year I drafted a letter to the editor that expressed the view that the citizens of Charlottesville were not well served by a monopoly on power and that Rob Schilling, the lone Republican, was right to suggest that the entire budget process needs more discipline [Mailbag, July 8, 2003].

Charlottesville has now embarked upon a new budget cycle and the new property assessments have just been mailed. It is time to clear the fog surrounding the real estate tax issue.

Whenever assessments on real property would result in an increase of 1 percent or more of the total tax revenues, Virginia law requires the city to lower the tax rate to a level that brings the actual revenue collections within this legal ceiling. (See Virginia Code Section 58.1-3321). However, the law permits City Council to increase the tax rate above this legal ceiling, provided public notice is given and Council finds that the tax increase is necessary.

Last year this law required City Council to set a maximum tax levy of $0.995. The City published legal notice of its intent to raise the tax levy to $1.09 and held a public hearing on April 7, 2003. Schilling, alone among the councilors, correctly pointed out that a vote to set the tax levy at $1.09 was, by law, a tax increase, not a tax decrease. The other councilors did not even acknowledge that it was a tax increase and thus made no effort to justify the increase as necessary.

Moreover, for each of the past five years, City Council has voted to raise real estate taxes by 4.42 percent, 5.51 percent, 6.98 percent, 8.6 percent and 11.6 percent, respectively. This year we can expect another tax increase of about 12 percent, with Belmont residents bearing a disproportionate share of the increase. With our population virtually constant and the five-year average rate of inflation holding at about 2.5 percent, such huge tax increases do not seem justified.

The current City Council, steeped in old habits and unaccustomed to a voice in opposition, is unlikely to impose serious budget discipline as long as we permit them to perpetuate the myth that they are not raising taxes. If you own your home and are concerned about these increases in your property taxes, you do not need to go to Richmond to lobby for a constitutional amendment. You simply need to appear before City Council and insist that they comply with existing Virginia law.

 

Charles Weber, Jr.

Charlottesville

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Mixed signals

I am pretty shocked that C-VILLE Weekly decided to publish Chris Smith’s right-wing editorial rant in the guise of a review of The Revolution Will Not be Televised [Film, February 24]. Smith builds a false case against the movie by avoiding any information that might shed light on the events he described, building his case with objects phrased as questions that he never tries to answer. Spend a half hour surfing established news sources and you’ll find plenty of concrete evidence of United States involvement with the attempted coup—far more evidence than you’ll find linking 9-11 with Al Qaeda, for instance.

Smith makes a big deal about the filmmakers being able to continue working during the coup when the rebels depended on tight control of the media. Smith indicates it’s a major unanswered question but doesn’t bother trying to look at previous coups or attempts at media control during questionable military operations.

First, these guys were filming a documentary that would not come out until it was all over and whoever is in power is a done deal. If the coup was successful this documentary would be coming out anyway and not much would happen beyond a few angry letters. The rebels, who had every reason to expect American support and recognition, were not very likely to harm U.S. citizens. It does not surprise me at all that the rebels decided not to bother them as long as they didn’t get in the way.

I suggest that if Smith wants to write reviews, he should write reviews. If he wants to write editorials he should at least do a little homework before playing on people’s ignorance.

 

Spot Etal

Charlottesville

 

History lesson

I enjoyed reading John Borgmeyer’s “The South shall rise” [Fishbowl, March 2], concerning the architectural dichotomy between South Downtown’s modern and North Downtown’s Jeffersonian structures—but I’d like to point out a couple of glaring errors.

Whereas Borgmeyer claims that the Albemarle County Courthouse dates to 1781, the oldest portion extant (the northern wing adjacent to High Street) was completed in 1803. The section that he refers to as “brick-and-column” (the front of the building facing Jefferson Street) was erected in 1859. The columned portico was added in the 1870s, with finishing touches being made in the 1930s.

Additionally, in attempting to add importance to the building he calls “the epicenter for Jeffersonianism,” Borgmeyer goes way beyond the previous local legend by saying that the courthouse is “where future presidents Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and James Monroe each began his legal career.”

The less-hyperbolic version of the legend appears in Early Charlottesville, penned by Jeffersonian Republican editor James Alexander between 1873 and 1874. “In front of No. Nothing [across the street from the courthouse], on court-day, could often be witnessed a scene worthy of note,” wrote Alexander. “Three of Virginia’s patriotic and noble sons, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and James Monroe, had frequently, in former years been seen standing together conversing.” Incidentally, Jefferson began his legal career in 1767 (according to historian Dumas Malone), Madison commenced his in the mid-1770s (after attending the College of New Jersey) and Monroe first hung out his shingle in Fredericksburg in the early 1780s.

 

Rick Britton

Charlottesville

 

Eminent danger

Jock Yellott, the author of the letter titled “Royal flush” [Mailbag, March 2], is absolutely right about the Rivanna Water and Sewer Authority. Another interesting thing about the status report presented at the February 17 City Council meeting is they still can’t talk about the drought of 1977. My theory is that eminent domain abuse has infected everything, including the water. How are we going to fix it?

On the facing page from this letter is the article “The South shall rise: Downtown goes modern with newest building projects.” How could a paper write this story and talk about what was before North Downtown (Court Square) and not say what was before all those parking lots in South Downtown? (For example, the mansion of Alexander Garrett, first rector of UVA and present at Monticello during the moment Thomas Jefferson passed away.) The title implies South Downtown, right? Why can’t they say that the new Live Arts building faces out on a sea of urban renewal, larger and more recent and more resisted than Vinegar Hill? A more accurate title would be “The South shall rise again.”

Then the next story is about Meredith Richards [“The write stuff,” Fishbowl, March 2]. In my theory, she lost her party’s nomination because she said at the candidates forum February 5 that she would oppose eminent domain abuse. In other words, she opposes the Democratic urban renewal war machine—she must be purged. She’s got my vote.

Blair Hawkins

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Get reality

I’d like to respond to the gleeful daisy chain of logic behind Linda Lloyd’s critique of “The Apprentice” [“You’re fired,” Mailbag, March 9]. Who are you, and how heavy is that TV delusion you’re pinned under? Really, I respect your go-go cheerleader, rosy cheeked, rah rah pull-for-the-better-aspects-of-humanity outlook, but come on. Did you just walk out of a Mary Kay rally? The problem that you’re attempting to get your fingernails around here is a much slicker toad than you’re giving it credit for. Reality programming isn’t just entertainment, it’s a blatant muse for the ongoing debasement of the people who are watching it.

Do you really think that these programs, created in the sweaty, pastry-stuffed conference rooms of the entertainment Illuminati, had the intention of promoting “learning lessons” in the subtext of these shows? Heck no. That’s covered by “Barney” and “Blue’s Clues.” What these shows do is incrementally increase the spoonfuls of human misery and suffering by the second, package it as a harmless gag, and then sell it for profit—lots of profit. Why? Because misery is funny. And it’s even funnier when it’s a real live person you can jab your finger at.

Plus, you’re not giving these programmers enough credit for their own intelligence. Of course there are some positive, ahem, “lessons” loosely sprinkled about in there. Why? Because that’s their escape pod in the eyes of a critical media. But you’re not supposed to really buy into it. Cripes! Saying one of these shows has value is like sticking a turd under the microscope and identifying all of its nutritious minerals. You can’t give them credit for the components that work to produce one gigantic, pulsating miasma of misery. You just can’t.

So, Linda Lloyd, I’m glad you’re getting something out of these shows, but I’d suggest, if you’re looking for learning lessons, to pick up a good copy of The Art of Happiness.

 

Gerald J. Gaura

Crozet

 

 

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Sex 04 – Second Annual C-Ville Sex Issue blends love and lust.

You’ve got love
Hope and hookups on match.com

When “Cynthia’s” husband died last year, the 51-year-old mother of five grown children felt lonely, but terrified to reenter the dating scene.

“It was like I had to get a whole new life,” says Cynthia, who asked not to be identified by her real name. “And they say it’s so hard to meet people in Charlottesville. When you’re past the half-century mark, the odds are definitely not in the female’s favor. Guys start dropping like flies.”

Suddenly single after decades of marriage, Cynthia says she didn’t have any single girlfriends to spend time with. A conservative country girl from Northern Virginia, she wasn’t about to start cruising the bar scene. So Cynthia joined the more than 3,000 people in the Charlottesville area who use match.com, one of the most popular Internet dating sites.

“My mom and my sister started screaming when I told them,” says Cynthia. “They didn’t want me going out to meet strangers.”

Match.com evolved when a group of San Francisco techies started an online classifieds business in 1995. The exploding personals section soon became the sole focus of the new business. In its first 10 months, match.com registered 60,000 new subscribers, says Kathleen Roldan, the company’s director of dating. These days, Roldan says the site registers 60,000 new members every three days. Match.com boasts 12 million active users around the world, with 27 international sites using the local language and currency. In 2003, match.com raked in about $185 million for its parent company, InterActiveCorp—a giant e-commerce company that owns Ticketmaster, Expedia, Lending Tree and Hotels.com.—the company’s website states.

The rise of match.com can also be charted by observing the demise of newspaper personal ads. In 2000, the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies lamented a nationwide decline in newspaper personals that began in the mid-1990s.

C-VILLE introduced an expanded “Personals” section in April 1995, the year match.com launched. One month later, in May 1995, there were 58 personal ads in C-VILLE. The ads were punchy, jam-packed with acronyms and humor. For example: “SWF ISO SWM who aren’t gay, married or hung up on their mothers. No wimps. Able to hike Humpback in less than 17 minutes.”

By the May 30, 2000, issue, the number of personals was at 36. Two years later, that number was 31.

 

The statistics are troubling for us newspaper folk, but even we have to concede match.com has distinct advantages over print personals—the most obvious being that on the Internet you can see pictures.

A 42-year-old gay man who asked to be identified as “Bob” says via e-mail that personals are “too difficult to manage.” He says he uses Internet dating because as a gay male, Charlottesville “has limitations for dating in my 40something category.” His profile on match.com yields about one meeting per month. “I’ve met some nice people. Not THE one yet,” Bob writes. “It’s kinda like being a door-to-door salesman. You keep knocking on doors and never let them get you down. You believe in your goods and make the best presentation possible.”

Cynthia says she likes match.com because she has unlimited space to write as much as she wants about herself and the type of man she’s looking for. Users adopt pseudonyms and set up match.com e-mail accounts that allow people to send anonymous messages to each other.

“I’m very careful about giving out my name and phone number,” says Cynthia. “At my age, most of the guys have been around the block. It’s hard to find somebody who’s a decent person, not a kink.”

 

Good news, men—match.com’s male/ female ratio for Charlottesville is 55:45, while the overall average is closer to 60:40, says Roldan.

For insights on modern courtship and for sheer entertainment value, it’s hard to beat the profiles on match.com. The site functions like newspaper personals—it’s free to post a profile (and a photo) and free to browse the site. But if you find someone you like, the site charges $25 per month (with discounts for three- and six-month memberships) before you can start wooing the object of your affection with e-mails or voicemails.

Locally, 18- to 35-year-olds make up the majority of match.com users. Their profiles tend to be shorter, full of humor and irony, with liberal use of the abbreviations (“u” instead of “you,” or “LOL” for “laugh out loud” after a joke) that have come to mark e-mail discourse.

Until recently, Internet dating sites were viewed as a refuge for the socially inept. But as match.com’s popularity has surged, more attractive, straight young people like Eric Wang, a UVA law student, are shopping the match.com marketplace to supplement their normal social rituals. Still, there’s a stigma about Internet dating—Wang is the only person I interviewed who agreed to give his real name.

“I signed up for the first time recently because I was tired of the bar scene,” Wang says via e-mail. “I’m comfortable with the idea of Internet dating because I do almost everything else on the Internet too, from banking to shopping to research.”

Match.com is fun for young, straight users, but for people outside Charlottesville’s dating mainstream, such as gays or people over 50, match.com represents a vital window into potential mates who are otherwise difficult to meet.

“It’s very good for those with special needs,” says Amy Alkon, who writes the syndicated Advice Goddess column published in C-VILLE. “If you’re a transsexual, you can’t walk into a bar and meet somebody. You have to seek out somebody who’s looking for you.”

Alkon says people should take common sense precautions when using Internet dating. It’s important to set and stick to standards about who you want to meet, she says. Don’t be so desperate that you overlook bad qualities. Post a picture, and be honest about things like age and body type. And don’t go on the Internet looking for The One.

“I hate that term,” says Alkon. “I think it’s healthier if you’re just going out and trying to meet someone new.”

Because users are meeting people without context—no common activities or mutual friends—it’s easy for people to stretch the truth in their profiles, to exaggerate their good qualities or outright lie.

Alkon says it’s important to be skeptical about match.com profiles, and she says that carrying on long “pen pal” relationships over e-mail can lead to disappointments.

“What happens is you start to invent the other person in your head, and convince yourself they’re something they’re not,” says Alkon. “Talk to people on the phone, and don’t be afraid to ask questions. The only way you can tell if someone is telling the truth is time.”

 

Deception ruined Cynthia’s first match.com date. A man from Maryland spun an elaborate tale about how he was coming to Charlottesville to buy some dogs in Keswick, so Cynthia made plans to meet him at a restaurant. He never showed.

“It turns out he set up a double-header that night,” Cynthia says. “The first woman told him she had two lovers, and wanted a third. He couldn’t get home fast enough. It felt like I’d been slapped in the face, but I was tickled. That SOB got what he deserved. After that, it got a lot smoother.”

Cynthia says her best date so far was with a man from Virginia Beach. The two attended a New Year’s Eve party in Charlottesville, but afterward, she says, he told her, “’If you’re ever in Virginia Beach, give me a call.’ Well, I’m not going to go chase a man.”

While many of the younger users post snarky, funny profiles on match.com, older users tend to be more sincere. Cynthia quotes liberally from song lyrics (“Sometimes I’m an angel, sometimes I’m cruel/ but when it comes to love I’m just another fool”), movies like Bridget Jones’ Diary and from the many self-help books she’s pulled from the shelves of the “Relationships” section at Barnes and Noble.

Cynthia says she’s started calling the site match.comic, because many of the men who contact her are recently divorced (or sometimes still married) and looking for a kinky hookup or a nursemaid.

“There’s a lot of unhappy men looking for a woman to bring them happiness,” she says. “I can’t be that. They need psychotherapy or something.”

But Cynthia says she’ll stick with match.com, and she updates her profile every few days. For her, the rise of Internet dating has given her something she might not have had in the pre-cyber era—hope. Cynthia recently had a glamour shot taken at a photography studio, and posted the picture on her match.com page.

“It’s a good thing to keep an old gal going,” she says.—John Borgmeyer

 

TONGUES! Heinies!
Unmarried couples!

Virginia’s crime
of passion

The following is a fictional criminal account:

On the night of February 14, a 25-year-old male and a 24-year-old female were seen leaving a Charlottesville restaurant. Witnesses saw the two alleged perpetrators, who are unmarried, leaving the restaurant and entering their shared apartment. The couple’s behavior was described as “affectionate.” Acting on a tip from a witness, police raided the apartment later that night and caught the two suspects engaged in an illegal activity. Specifically, the male suspect was apprehended while performing oral sex on the female. A soiled prophylactic was also discovered at the scene, leading investigators to believe that the couple had engaged in sexual intercourse earlier in the evening.

The couple was arrested and both were subsequently charged with misdemeanors for fornication, misdemeanors for lewd and lascivious cohabitation and felonies for sodomy. If convicted, both alleged perpetrators face up to five years in prison and fines of up to $3,250.

 

This hypothetical police blotter entry may seem farfetched, but the laws cited are indeed real. Though the police are hardly knocking down doors to arrest fornicators, sexually active Virginians beware—only married couples who avoid oral or anal sex can safely assume they are obeying the law in their bedroom.

However, the days of rampant lawless sex in Virginia may be numbered, as the Virginia General Assembly is set to consider several changes to the Commonwealth’s sex laws. Among the proposed changes is a repeal of the fornication law.

Currently, fornication counts as a Class 4 misdemeanor—the least serious category for a misdemeanor—and carries a maximum fine of $250. For those unfamiliar with the nature of the crime, the law defines the violation as, “Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication.”

In addition to debating the legality of fornication, Virginia’s legislators will decide whether cohabitation should be a criminal offense.

The law now states that, “If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together,” they are guilty of a misdemeanor and can be fined up to $500. However, roommates may no longer have to fear the long arm of the law whilst succumbing to lewd urges, because the proposed change would make such fraternizing illegal only when committed in public.

 

Though fornicators and cohabitating couples might soon enjoy newfound legal freedoms, those who dabble in oral or anal sex seem unlikely to catch any slack from Virginia’s legislators. The law that governs this felonious behavior resides deep within a chapter of the Virginia Code entitled Crimes Involving Morals and Decency. In this chapter, a short scroll below the rules for a legal duck race, is the “crimes against nature” law, which states: “If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony”

Loosely translated, this edict means anyone on either side of a round of fellatio or cunnilingus is committing a felony, and could face a penalty of between one and five years in prison and a fine of up to $2,500. The same goes for anyone who gives anal sex a whirl: felonies all around. In the above fictional crime account, both the man and woman could be charged with a felony for being caught with his head between her legs. Sure, they might talk about it on “Sex and the City” but this is Virginia, and hot oral sex is not just fun and games.

The controversial sodomy law has persisted in part because of its symbolic status as an anti-gay statute. Under this law, any form of serious sexual contact between two people of the same sex is a felony.

Last summer, the U.S. Supreme Court struck down the Texas anti-sodomy law, which was similar to Virginia’s law. Anticipating possible challenges to the constitutionality of the Virginia sodomy law, the State Crime Commission has recommended adding a new law to the books that would prohibit sodomy in public. The General Assembly would then be able to retain the proposed public sodomy law if the broader “crime against nature” law were to be struck down. But in the meantime, the old sodomy act will remain in effect.

The Virginia General Assembly will consider the package of sex law reforms in coming weeks. Until then, many diversions of the bedroom will remain decidedly prohibited in Virginia—perhaps adding an extra thrill for Virginians with a penchant for the taboo.—Paul Fain

 

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A consumer guide to online sex aids: pumps, handles, spreadersthe whole package

E-mail spam for sex toys and products has exploded in the past year, cramming inboxes with missives about herbal breast-growth pills, cheap Viagra and magic lubricant. Sick of it all—and more than a little curious about what’s so “magic” about magic lubricant—C-VILLE put their money a little lower than their mouth, ordered a few of the more interesting intimate items off the Internet, and gave them to intrepid reporter Ace Atkins. Who then gave them to moi.

See, my big brother Ace might have the tenacity to track down rampant City rumors and corner feisty Carmike kitties, but he’s a bit of a pill in the sack. I have applied the legendary Atkins tenacity toother areas. And so, armed with nearly a half-dozen sex toys, plenty of lube (magical and non-magical) and a willing and able assistant, I got the lowdown on what these online sex products are worth. And let’s just say there’s a reason they’re called spam.

After opening the unmarked, FedEx’d box, there was clearly only one place to start: The Fireman’s Pump. (Mmmmm, firemen!) With a mixture of intrigue and horror I examined the bright red, clear plastic apparatus that, according to the box, packed “super suction power” “for the man who wants that real fire hose.” Who doesn’t? But I was a little hesitant about sticking li’l Pierce into an enclosed, tight-fighting object with lots of suction. Well, a mechanical one, anyway.

Taking no chances, I actually read the instructions. (I may be a man, but these are my meat and two veg we’re talking about.) The pump manufacturers advise using lots of lubricant, and after taking a peek at the fairly tight rubber seal, I concurred. Appropriately greased up, I gave it a try. After a couple of squeezes there was a slight twinge of pressure and thenmy penis exploded! Kidding. I got nuthin’.

I’m quite happy with my fire hose as it is, but I thought the point of a pump was to get guys large and in charge. A little irritated, and slightly chaffed, I turned to the Internet for answers. I found them at www.goaskalice.columbia.edu. I have no idea who the hell Alice is, or why this chick knows so much about penis pumps, but girlfriend explains that they aren’t for adding inches. They’re for making erections firmer. And since I’ve never had a problem in that area, I gave the pump to Ace. On to the Nipple Suckers.

 

Yep, Nipple Suckers. Or, as I refer to them, the “shovel handles.” We’re talking three-inch-long, hollow black rubber tubes that you squeeze to create pressure over the nipple. Liking nipple play as much as the next open-minded guy, I gave them a shot and gotnuthin’. There was a little discomfort, but not a lot of sensation. Worried that maybe I was having an “off day” I called over my able assistant to see if the old-fashioned way still worked. It did, and the Nipple Suckers didn’t stand up to the Pepsi challenge. They just sucked.

But they didn’t suck as bad as the edible condoms, technically titled Le Sensuous Sheath. The “condoms” come in four flavors: cherry, strawberry, orange and lemon. We gave strawberry a try first, and, thinking there were two pieces joined together, ripped it in half before realizing that there’s only one of each flavor—you have to wrap the split piece around your piece and then create a condom-shaped product through saliva and heat.

This presented several problems. First, the “condom” tore easily. Second, it actually stuck to his skin like a paste, which could be lots of fun to clean off—if they tasted like anything remotely edible. Imagine a Fruit Roll-Up with the consistency of wax paper and even less flavor. Ultimately, my able assistant had to wash the remainder off since I was alternating between chugging water and gagging.

To its credit, the “magic lubricant” didn’t make me gag. But nor did it do any tricks. We ordered Feathre Luv Macho Magic lubricant in kiwi (it also comes in hazelnut. Hazelnut?). It didn’t taste anything like kiwi, just lightly sweet. And as for its other promises—that it’s a “stimulating” gel for “enhancement and increase of male performance” that “gently warms while you play”—not so much. It did the basic lube job just fine, but there was no abracadabra. And, after comparing the ingredients to plain ol’ KY jelly—surprise, surprise—they’re the same. But KY is much, much cheaper.

The final product was the only one that actually met any kind of expectations. The Ball Spreader (go ahead and giggle) is a kind of modified leather, adjustable cock ring with an added loop to go around your member. Now, here’s a little primer for the more vanilla of Pierce’s readers out there: A cock ring loops around the base of the penis and under the testicles, separating them from the body proper. The fit must be extremely tight so that blood flows into the penis, but not out as easily. This can lead to a slightly larger erection, or at least a more rigid one.

We got the latter. Mind you, it took two of us to get the gizmo onto my able assistant, but it worked—although not any better than a regular cock ring. The extra loop seems mostly for decoration. But what a stylish decoration it was.—Pierce Atkins

The SEX files
Does Charlottesville prefer hot monkey sex or something “real”? The truth is in here

At last, the secret is revealed. C-VILLE’s second annual sex survey provides the answer to the age-old question, How do you find that special someone? “Tell your best friend you need to get laid,” responded one 20something woman, “that’s how I met my future husband.”

Sex and love. We always knew they went together.

A couple of months ago, we polled readers to get their pulse on sex and relationships, figuring that Valentine’s Day would be an apt occasion to deliver the results of the survey. And it comes down to this: You’d rather be close than closely entwined, if forced to choose. Not that sex ranks low on your list of concerns. But it just doesn’t seem to mean as much without that trust and commitment. Or so you say.

In the words of one 50something respondent: “Like a meal, any course is only part of the overall experience. Sex is only part of a good relationship. You can leave off a course and still have a most satisfactory meal. Where if you have five courses of dessert, for instance, you don’t have as good an experience. So, I’d rather have a good, satisfying relationship, sex included, than a one-course sex-only life.”

The writer was a woman, as were two-thirds of respondents. Overwhelmingly, people between 20 and 34 took the most interest in this topic. Nine out of 10 who answered said they were in relationships and nearly everybody seemed to have had sex just hours before filling out the surveys.

 

We asked you if you’ve ever placed personals ads. Half of you hadn’t, but 80 percent of you figure the stigma is mostly erased from that activity (online dating sites still make a few people cringe). We asked you if you’d cheated. No, you mostly said (except the guy who answered, “One word: bridesmaids”). But with a collective dash of bravado, you said you’d tell your partner if you did.

You’re all over the map on the question of sharing details of your sexual history—as well as the particulars of your fantasies—with your partners. One 20something man adopts a simple guide: He keeps to himself “whatever might make me look like a pervert.”

A woman in the same age bracket tells but doesn’t really tell: “If I think something will hurt my partner, I don’t tell him. For example, I’ve always fantasized about having sex in the back seat of my old clunker, largely because of a really fun night I had with a boyfriend in high school in that same back seat. Though I’ve told my boyfriend about my desire to make love there, I’m not about to tell him why.”

Other keys to the limits of honesty include “Dr. Phil,” and “a man’s egoand how much he can handle.”

But if sharing fantasies turns you on some of the time, talking about your relationship almost never does. “It makes me mad,” said one 40ish fellow. Talking about sex, another subject of our survey, makes you hornier. And everyone professes to want to know the clinical points of their lover’s history: STDs and other health issues are must-shares.

Carrie Bradshaw may be a fashion trendsetter, but according to the C-VILLE Sex Survey, she’s not blazing a trail when it comes to sharing the details of one’s sex life over omelets and decaf double lattés. Those surveyed prefer to keep the details of their love lives between the sheets.

Said one young woman, “Cardinal Rule: Don’t kiss and tell.”

But another will bend that rule for the important woman in her life: “I rarely talk about our sex life with anyone except my mom. I can tell her those thingsbut I would never tell him that my mom knows. NEVER!”

Yes, that’s the plan. Stick to it.

 

So if relationships are the gold medal, how do you go about winning one? As noted, some just blab about their libido to their friends and the next thing they know, they’re married! Others take different routes. A 19-year-old man threatens to “cruise 29 with the top down and Culture Club on the deck.” One older woman takes a more cerebral approach. She formed what she calls an “intellectual group” with other women. “As a group, we specifically advertise for males to join us to balance discussions at our meetings.

“Resulting from this,” she continues, “I met my partner.”

Some are keen for personals ads and online dating sites—about half of those who responded. But the presumed view of those who use the hookup aids is pretty checkered. “Psycho and weird,” said one woman. “Desperate,” said another.

“I think personals ads intervene with fate,” one 20something philosopher opined. “Plus, why is everyone so hell-bent on relationships?”

But another romantic soul allowed for how “some people benefit from them.” She’d recommend personals, she said, because “my dad met his current wife in the C-VILLE Personals.” Aww, shucks.

A handful of respondents found their own partners, for better or worse, through anonymous listings. One mid-40s respondent replied that yes, she did develop a long-term relationship with someone through a personals ad. “I ended up marrying the ass who answered mine!” she declared.

She’s been divorced five years.

Even among those who say they’d reveal the facts of an extra-curricular tryst to their honey, they don’t take that to mean that all facts on their own dating profiles have to be, er, factual. One woman allowed that, yes, indeed she had lied on a dating profile. About what? “My sense of humor.” LOL!

Others confess that weight and eye color have been interpreted. For others, the lie has concerned employment status.

Don’t get the wrong idea, though. The lying doesn’t have to be ill intended. It can be born of courtesy. “I usually describe my package as being smaller than it is to not scare off women,” said one thoughtful gent in his mid-30s.

 

Could anything ever cause you to call off the quest for partnership, we asked? Sure, you said. Marriage, for one thing. Death, for another. Or maybe, old age.

A 19-year-old lass says she’d hang it up if she were “60 years old and still single.” By definition, she says, that means she’d be done with sex, too, because “I’d be 60 years old. Ew!” To which we say, isn’t that supremely cute! Get thee to Something’s Gotta Give.

Taking a more mystical approach, a 35ish man says he’d call off the search for love in the name of “spiritual enlightenment.”

Another cited “demographic reality.”

There were more emotional reasons to consider the single life, too. The knowledge she’s “better off” without a relationship would motivate one midlife woman. “Relationships tend to bring out the neediness in me. I am not a woman ‘who loves life.’ I am more of an existentialistI get the feeling that men are looking for a woman who is constantly stable with her emotions (I’m not sure that one really exists).”

Yet, though they are messy and leave our hearts open to breaking, most people would seem to prefer a lifelong relationship, even an abstinent one, over a lifetime of sex. We said most people. There is the guy who just wants “hot monkey sex” now and forever. And another guy who just can’t be bothered with “all that talking.”

But mostly the heart wants what it wants. Or, in the immortal words of a gender-unidentified survey respondent: “I’d choose a lifelong relationship because my vibrator or hand may be at my deathbed, but it just wouldn’t mean as much.”—Cathy Harding