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Ace of clubs

I have a suggestion for someone with more money than I can ever imagine. How about buying the Terrace Theatre building featured in the “Love me, build me” box in C-VILLE [The Week, December 6] and turning it into a rock club/movie theater. It could fill the void that Trax’s closing left on the Charlottesville music scene. Just think of it: music on the weekends, cheap movies during the week, maybe even get an ABC license so people could have a beer while enjoying a band or a movie. The location is awesome for bands on tour, and there isn’t very much housing close by, so I’m sure the noise ordinances are good for a club as well. Just a thought.

Bailee Hampton

Staunton

 

The fruits of vegetables

Thank you, C-VILLE, for Joyce Carman’s article “Bird is NOT the word,” in your November 22 issue. Please give us more like this with information on compassionate holidays! I enjoyed reading about healthy, fun ways to celebrate without cruelty to the planet and the other creatures with whom we share it. The websites for Farm Sanctuary, Vegetarian Resource Group and Compassionate Cooks have a wealth of ideas for creating lifestyles that are win-win-win-win-win.

   Ms. Carman comments that adopting a turkey, instead of eating one, is “not exactly sponsoring a starving child in Darfur, but it’s a step in the right direction.” I strongly disagree—it’s more like a running leap in the right direction! According to UNICEF, every two seconds a child dies because of hunger; by the time you finish reading this sentence, three will be dead because they did not have enough to eat.

   If ever there were a reason to consider vegetarianism, their lives are it. If we did not squander so much of our agricultural resources on meat production, these children would not have to die. In Guatemala, for instance, 75 percent of children under age 5 are malnourished, and yet that nation exports 40 million pounds of meat to the United States annually. Instead of feeding the world’s hungry, we take their grain and land to feed our addiction to meat, eggs and milk.

   A massive shift in how we use the foods of our fields is needed to address the horror of world hunger. Meat consumption is incredibly inefficient—it takes up to 22 pounds of grain to produce just 1 pound of animal flesh. Eighty percent of the corn grown in America is fed to livestock. If we reduced our intake of meat by just 10 percent—if 1 in every 10 meals were meatless—it would free up enough land, water and energy to adequately feed 40 million starving people, the Worldwatch Institute reports.

   It takes only 1/6 acre of land to feed a vegan, while it takes three acres to feed a meat-eater. Forty-thousand pounds of potatoes or 10,000 pounds of beans can be grown on an acre of land that would produce only 250 pounds of beef.

   Compassion towards animals is compassion toward people. Vegetarianism is a powerful, sustainable, caring choice we can make three times every day—not only on holidays—to improve the lives of all of us!

R. S. Faris

Keswick

 

Back off the Breedens

I think I speak for a lot of people in Charlottesville when I say that I have been very disappointed and turned off by your paper’s portrayal of the Breeden family [“Southern Exposure,” December 6]. As Skyler Breeden pointed out in her letter to the editor—a clearly personal and heartfelt letter that was rudely titled “Breeden barks back” [Mailbag, December 13]—your article was misleading (if not just plain inaccurate) and certainly did not present the whole story. By leaving out the important fact that David and Elizabeth Breeden were not the sole owners of the thousands of acres in question (and therefore the sale of the land was not really up to them) you ignored a huge piece of the picture. As a result, the Breedens have been unfairly (and very publicly) portrayed in a negative light that is neither necessary nor justified. The Breedens have done so many good things for the arts, and for the community in general over the 30 years that they have lived in Charlottesville. They deserve to at least have their story told accurately and completely. Please show them a little respect. 

Virginia Rieley

Charlottesville

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Tuesday, December 20

Charter school proposed for troubled students

Tonight, the Charlottesville City School Board heard a proposal for a charter school, grades 5 through 8. The proposal, advanced by Bobbi Snow, addresses the needs of kids having the most trouble in school—typically two years or more behind their classmates. Snow has already squared away a three-year, $450,000 federal grant for the project. She wants the school board to contribute $10,000 per student, with a first-year class of 60 students (that would equal just more than 1 percent of the ’05-’06 schools budget). At tonight’s meeting, board members seemed keen on some parts of the proposal (an arts curriculum) but they were sketched by the idea of spending up to $600,000 on so few students. Question: How much is too much to spend on the neediest kids?

 

Wednesday, December 21

Santa to vandals: You don’t even deserve coal

Four days before Christmas some Downtown residents who had parked on the street the night before awakened to slashed tires. According to City spokesperson Ric Barrick, the first call came in at 3am this morning. By Wednesday afternoon, there had been 10 reports of vandalized cars between the 200 and 600 blocks of E. High Street. As of press time there were no leads and no suspects.

 

Thursday, December 22

Deeds accepts loss in Attorney General race

Today Bath County Senator Creigh Deeds conceded the Attorney General race after a recount determined that Republican Bob McDonnell did, in fact, win. After the November 8 election, the State certified McDonnell as the winner by a scant 323 votes out of more than 1.9 million cast—a margin of about .017 percent. On Tuesday, vote totals were rechecked in 134 localities; Richmond Circuit Court ordered a hand count in 10 precincts because of problems with voting equipment. After the recount, reports indicated McDonnell actually picked up 37 votes, giving him a 360-vote margin of victory, the closest in modern Virginia history. State law says taxpayers foot the bill for a recount if the margin of victory is less than 0.5 percent, although the candidates must pay their own attorney fees.

 

Exploding dye sort of thwarts bank heist

Today a SunTrust bank teller slipped an exploding dye device into a bag of cash, stealing some of a bank robber’s thunder. At about 2:30pm, a 6′ white male wearing sunglasses and a dark coat entered the bank on Ivy Road and demanded money. He fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, but he had to drop some of it when the dye-pack exploded via radio transmitter. Witness-es say the man left the scene in a white vehicle, according to police.

 

Friday, December 23

Warner acts to save roadless areas

Today outgoing Governor Mark Warner asked the U.S. Forest Service to reinstate Clinton-era protections on Virginia’s sweetest national forests. In July, President Bush opened 60 million acres of America’s national forests to mining and development. The Commonwealth devotes 1.8 million acres to national forests, with 387,000 acres of undeveloped wilderness—more than any other state east of the Mississippi. Bush’s policy means governors have to beg the Forest Service to preserve their states’ forests, and Warner is apparently the first to do so. Given the record number of public comments supporting Clinton’s preservation policy, Warner’s move marks yet another positive talking point for the would-be presidential candidate.

Written by John Borgmeyer from staff and news reports.

 

Meet the activist
Ridge Street’s Antoinette Roades speaks on fighting big developers

As Southern Development proceeds with a 28-unit residential project called “Old Towne” at the corner of Ridge Street and Cherry Avenue, Oak Street resident Antoinette Roades has led neighborhood opposition. Her voluminous correspondence with City and State officials includes deep historical references that produced evidence of an old graveyard on the site and the history of certain trees, distinguishing her efforts from the normal NIMBY noise. Roades is a writer, journalist and fourth-generation Charlottesvillian who knows how to fight the power. In an interview via e-mail, she shared some of her secrets.—John Borgmeyer

 

C-VILLE: How did you get started fighting Southern Development’s project on Ridge/Cherry?

Antoinette Roades: In a way, we started the moment we moved over here in 1987. We saw that the five parcels that make up this property constituted a treasure. When we found that it was overzoned, we knew it was in trouble. We saw Southern Development’s plans for the first time in May 2004. They were really distressing.

Many citizens complain that development comes as a surprise. How would you improve citizen involvement?

My opinion is that we should understand that both City staff members and Councilors work for us, but developers do not. So we should constantly make City officials aware of what we value, like trees, greenspace and historical resources.

   We should do our homework, which includes reading relevant ordinances, keeping up with proposed rule changes and developer applications. We should establish lines of communication with key City decision-makers. Also, we should get over the idea that only neighborhood associations or task forces can speak for us. Each of us is equally entitled to direct access to City Hall.

What have you learned about development politics by working on this case?

I’ve always known that anyone pursuing a good cause can enlist allies who’re not personally affected by the challenge at hand. You just have to ask.

   Early in this fight, Ben Ford, an archaeologist by profession, helped by putting on the public record Preservation Piedmont’s concerns about the project. That took some of our objections out of the NIMBY category and made them matters of larger principal. And Doug Coleman, executive director of the Wintergreen Nature Foundation, helped immensely in July ‘04 by agreeing to guide a walk-around of the property. Seeing it through his eyes really galvanized those who took part.

   We asked for City support. It came late, but it did come. In fact, [Neighborhood Services Director] Jim Tolbert knocked our collective socks off in November when he put Southern Development on official notice that the site is “sensitive” and that there’d be no free passes on this one. Obviously, he was listening.

   I’d gotten in touch with both the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and the Virginia Department of Historic Resources, because of Southern Development’s utter refusal even to acknowledge both deeded and anecdotal evidence of a 19th-century family cemetery on the property. [When contacted by C-VILLE, Charlie Armstrong of Southern Development said the company hired surveyors and consulted old deeds, but found no evidence of a cemetery.—ed.] As it turned out, an array of other impacts on adjacent historic resources were also relevant. I was told by the Virginia Department of Historic Resources that the Corps is suspending a permit issued to Southern Development in May of last year pending resolution of all those historic resource-impact issues. [Armstrong says he has not received any notice of a suspension; he says the company agreed to hold the project until hearing from the Corps regarding the site’s historic significance.—ed.]

   So, even though the woods at Ridge and Cherry aren’t out of the woods yet, we feel confirmed in long-held beliefs that facts weigh more than feelings, that persistence pays and that compromise is way, way overrated.

 

Judge rules for Faulconer
Governor-elect Tim Kaine plans to tackle issues raised by local case

After a yearlong battle in Albe-marle Circuit Court, a judge has ruled that the County cannot deny a site plan based on how traffic from the project might affect existing roads. However, Democratic Governor-elect Tim Kaine has proposed new legislation that could reopen the debate over how much control local governments have over new development.

   A court battle between Faulconer Con-struction Company and Albemarle County over the County’s de-nial of a site plan based on the conditions of current roads and in-frastructure came to (at least) a temporary conclusion December 14. Judge Paul Peatross ruled in favor of the construction company, writing, “The Court remands the case to the Board of Supervisors with direction that it approve the final site plan…”

   In September 2004, the County Plan-ning Commission rejected Faulconer’s plan to build on Morgantown Road, saying that although the site is zoned for light industry, existing roads couldn’t handle the increased traffic such development would bring. Faulconer took the issue to court, citing the Dillon Rule, which says that localities only have powers they are expressly granted by the Commonwealth. In other words, Faul-coner argued that unless Virginia specifically allows Albemarle to make infrastructure requirements, such requirements are illegal. Peatross concurred.

   In this case, Peatross deemed the County’s reasoning “illegal and in-valid.” Tim Kaine, however, promises to take up a similar issue on a statewide level once he’s sworn in. Among the governor-elect’s many transportation-related proposals, Kaine supports giving local governments the authority to deny rezoning when roads are insufficient.

   According to Dennis Rooker, chairman of the Albemarle Board of Supervisors, not only the County, but also the entire Virginia Association of Counties has lobbied the legislature for that power for years. However, says Rooker, development interests have wielded their political power against giving localities more control over development. Last year, the development and real estate industries donated more than $9 million to political campaigns, more than any other private industry.

   The difference between Kaine’s proposal and the Faulconer case is a question of zoning. In the Faulconer case, the site was already zoned for light industrial uses; Kaine stipulates that a property cannot be rezoned if the roads in place cannot handle resulting traffic.

   Local developer Frank Stoner understands the County’s concerns, and agrees that if infrastructure can’t support development then the issue of who is responsible for providing that infrastructure is legit.

   And yet, Stoner points out that in this particular case the County should have thought ahead. “The County went out and zoned that property industrial,” says Stoner. “If they didn’t want it zoned that way, they could have rezoned it. If you can’t support the uses you’ve zoned for, then down-zone.”—Nell Boeschenstein

 

Inside Warner’s final budget
Outgoing guv to cement his legacy as fiscal savior?

Come January 14, outgoing Gov-ernor Mark Warner is out of a job. The self-made Democratic millionaire who founded Nextel would like to move into the White House, and he’s already at work crafting the image he hopes will get him there. Warner’s 2006-08 biennial budget will be his curtain call, his last big gesture as governor.

   In a December 16 speech to legislators outlining the $72 billion budget, Warner cast himself as the common-sense business guy who saved Virginia from the financial wreckage of conservative folly. When Warner took office four years ago, the Commonwealth faced about $6 billion in budget deficits caused in large part by former Governor Jim Gilmore’s tax cuts.

   “I do not need to recount for you the roots of the…shortfall,” Warner said before proceeding to do just that. “We will not make spending or tax policy commitments whose cost will show up or escalate in the out years. We will not casually assume that Virginia’s revenues will continue to show extraordinary growth for the next two-and-a-half years.”

   This year, Warner’s got a $3 billion surplus to play with, the result of his 2004 collaboration with moderate Republicans to raise new revenue. It’s another selling point at a time when Democrats are search-ing for ways to subvert the Republicans’ powerful right wing. However, it will be Warner’s protégé, Governor-elect Tim Kaine, who will steer Warner’s budget through the Repub-lican-controlled Gen-eral Assembly. This chart highlights some of Warner’s proposed expenditures and comments from his December 16 speech.—John Borgmeyer

 

Warner’s money

$1.5 billion in one-time investments in economic growth, transportation and environment

$142 million to match federal grants for projects earmarked in the recently passed federal transportation bill

$518 million in new money for higher education

$200 million to upgrade water treatment plants in the Chesapeake Bay watershed

$137 million to give State employees a 3 percent raise

 

Warner’s money quote

“We will not start major new programs.”

“The hidden truth is that these federal earmarks came from funds Virginia would have received anyway, without the strings attached.”

“The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill—with no medical school—conducts as much federally funded research as the Univer-sity of Virginia and Virginia Tech combined.”

“The funding is sufficient to reduce nitrogen discharges by 2.6 million pounds each year [and] keep wastewater charges at reasonable levels.”

“Virginia’s government functions as well as it does because of the knowledge, dedication and commitment that State employees display.”

 

What’s the price of county security? $4.3 million
Albemarle’s homeland security grants bought SCUBA gear and gas masks

All aboard the anti-terror gravy train! Since 2003, the Department of Homeland Security has awarded state and local governments more than $8 billion. A nice chunk of those grants landed right here—according to documents, Albemarle County appropriated Home-land Security grants totaling $4,284,476, including money for computers, gas masks, night vision goggles and SCUBA gear during the past three years.

Here are examples of local domestic preparedness grants. Interesting, isn’t it, that most of the money went for cool new gadgets for police, fire and rescue departments, while none seemed specifically earmarked to provide food, shelter and medicine to victims of a major catastrophe?—John Borgmeyer

 

$3,250,000

Part of a $14 million grant split between the City, County and UVA to establish “interoperable” regional mobile communication and data systems.

 

$301,339

The Department of Homeland Security awarded this grant to provide “a wellness and fitness program” for volunteer and career personnel that includes annual nutrition, back care and abdominal health education.

 

$280,754

This grant will be split evenly among fire, rescue and police for mobile data computers, video cameras and emergency response training in the event of an attack using weapons of mass destruction.

 

$224,335

Police, fire and rescue departments got this grant, one of several earmarked for night-vision tools, digital cameras and other “tactical equipment.”

 

$3,136

These funds reimbursed the costs of having off-duty police officers patrol the county’s reservoirs during the “heightened alertness” period, March 17-April 16, 2003.

 

State considers cost-of-living bonus for UVA workers
University supports new salary calculation, politicians say maybe

On Wednesday, December 21, local representatives to the General Assembly met with UVA officials and workers to discuss the legislative session that begins January 11.

   Delegate Steve Landes (R-Waynesboro), Delegate Rob Bell (R-Albemarle) and Delegate-elect David Toscano (D-Char-lottesville) sat on a panel with UVA President John Casteen to field questions about the upcoming session.

   Brad Sayler, a computer systems engineer at UVA, asked whether the General Assembly could give the school a salary differential to help UVA paychecks keep up with Charlottesville’s escalating cost of living.

   State salaries must fall within approved “pay bands” corresponding to different types of jobs. Throughout most of Virginia, the first pay band, for example, starts with a minimum salary of $14,212 with a maximum of $29,168. In Northern Virginia, however, pay bands are higher. There, the first pay band has a maximum of $37,918. Sayler says Charlottesville should get legislative approval to expand pay bands at UVA.

   “I like working at UVA. I just wish I got a little bit more in my paycheck,” Sayler told the delegates.

   Casteen and the delegates say they generally support an expansion of pay bands in Charlottesville, but it’s not that simple. NoVa’s pay expansion is actually based on regional salaries, not cost of living. Because UVA is the largest regional employer—and because recent studies indicate Charlottesville’s salaries are relatively lower than other parts of Virginia—it could be difficult for the school to convince the General Assembly that higher salaries are necessary.

   “They’re usually fairly cautious about that,” says Greg Noland at the State Department of Human Resources. Cities like Fredericksburg have made similar requests, but to no avail, he says.

   Further, State officials point out that expanding the pay bands in Charlottesville would not guarantee UVA employees more money. It would simply mean that UVA would have more freedom to spend more on salaries.

   Currently, UVA has authority to pay faculty outside the State pay bands, which allows the school to compete with other universities to hire top teachers. Classified staff, however, must be paid within approved pay bands. UVA officials say that the impending “charter” legislation would give the school more flexibility to pay classified staff competitive salaries. Whether freedom from State-mandated salaries would come through a pay differential or a new arrangement with the State like the charter bill, State officials say that under no circumstances is higher pay guaranteed.—John Borgmeyer

 

The Wahoos are gone…
reclaim your town!
How to make the most of UVA’s holiday break

UVA’s winter break runs until January 18, giving us another three weeks’ respite from the usual Wahoo occupation. To celebrate these precious days of unclogged streets and a more refined nightlife, C-VILLE offers the following ways that you can take advantage of UVA’s holiday break.—John Borgmeyer

 

Visit a friend who lives on JPA—you can finally find a spot to park.

 

Buy groceries in Harris Teeter without hearing Buffy on her cell phone yammering about, like, did you see how wasted Travis and Jen got last night? OMG! WTF?

 

Play touch football on the Lawn.

 

Sit down and drink a beer at Michael’s Bistro without being forced to wade through a throng of trust-fund hippies.

 

Just to freak them out, write odes to racial harmony on students’ dry-erase boards.

 

Get a copy of Charles Wright’s Negative Blue from Alderman Library, then sit near one of the big Palladian windows and read his poems about Charlottesville.

 

Enjoy a vomit-free game of pool at Orbit’s.

 

Savor a streetscape free of popped collars.

 

Go check out UVA’s men’s basketball home game against the University of Hartford Hawks at University Hall on December 31. Come and see what could be UVA’s last close game all year!

 

Emergency system switches to 800 MHz
Goal: To improve police, rescue communication

If Gramps got a shiny new radio transmitter under the tree this year, he should sit down and get cozy with it now or never. The local Emergency Communications Center, which serves Charlottesville, Albemarle and UVA, will switch to a new 800 MHz system sometime after January 1, according to Tom Hanson, the Center’s executive director. No exact date has been set for the switch because last-minute glitches in the computer system are still getting worked out.

   The changeover is bad news for Gramps—he won’t be able to track the latest car crash or house fire anymore—but good news for emergency services. Now, instead of going through dispatchers to communicate, emergency personnel will be able to radio each other directly, and thus respond more quickly to situations, says Hanson.

   For example, Hanson points out that the ice storm at the beginning of December would have been easier to manage had the new system been in place. Police would have been able to talk directly not only among different offices in the police departments, but also with rescue squads or fire departments.

   Hanson says the new 800 MHz system will standardize communication across the board. Right now, “each different entity has its own system—some low-band, some high-band. It’s a menagerie of different old components.”

   In preparation for the new system, everything from radios and portable hand units, to transmitters, microwave equipment and a couple of towers have been replaced—to the tune of $18 million. A Homeland Security grant covers one-third of that; the rest gets picked up by the City, County, UVA and the airport.

   The change is needed, too, says Hanson, because of the area’s continuing growth. A steady 2 percent growth rate for the past 10 years means Albemarle’s population doubles every 32 years, and as the population booms the need for emergency services to be coordinated increases, too.—Nell Boeschenstein

DUIs spike during holidays

Boozin’ and cruisin’ don’t mix with ho ho hoIt’s nothing to be proud of, but ’tis the season to drink and drive. At least so say the roadside statistics. For example, in 2002, of the 17,524 drunk driving-related deaths in the United States, just more than 1 percent, 207, were between Christmas and New Year’s. But in Virginia, the State Police reported 375 drunk driving related deaths in 2002, with 22, or 6 percent, occurring over the winter holidays.

   The trend holds true in Charlottesville as well. Locally, the average number of DUI arrests in December for the past four years is 33; the av-erage number of DUI arrests per month for the rest of the year is 25, according to City police. (Stats for the County were not available by press time.)

   City Sgt. Michael Farruggio speculates that the duration of the holiday season accounts for the spike in DUI arrests.

   “People spread out parties,” says Farruggio. “Instead of a single party day like the 4th of July, at Christmastime you’ll have parties almost every weekend for three or four weeks. All that leads to a higher probability of someone who does drink too much being on the road.”

   Farruggio also says it’s not a matter of officers being more vigilant about drunk driving over the holidays, but rather that the drunk drivers simply present themselves. Throughout the year the police department sets up road blocks around the city to check for sobriety, and the holidays are no different. Likewise, as part of a statewide campaign, between Christmas and New Year’s, troopers also maintain checkpoints on the state highways.—Nell Boeschenstein

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Pucker up, glamour puss –

There’s that moment, right around 11:55pm on every December 31, when the partner-deficient, which of course does not include either Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt, start to panic. In five minutes that gaudy twinkling ball will drop in Times Square, people will start singing that stupid song they don’t really know, and you’re supposed to turn to the person next to you and give them a big smooch to ring in the new year. And being 3,000 miles from most of Hollywood’s major stars—your natural peer group, admit it—just where are you going to find said smoochee, hmm? Will she or he magically appear while you’re sitting on the couch eating popcorn and watching your Ally Sheedy movie marathon?

   C-VILLE thinks not.

   To start the new year off right you’ve got to get out there and mingle, folks. That’s what Brangelina would do if they weren’t tied down with those perfectly perfect kids. Thankfully there are plenty of options around town for the rest of us. In the next few pages, we’ll school you on the multitude of cool people and places involved with the mondo First Night Virginia extravaganza, as well as a look at some more hardcore options at clubs and music venues and even tips for throwing a ragin’ party at home. We can’t guarantee that you’ll get that good-luck lip lock come midnight, but anything on the list sure beats your fourth viewing of Maid to Order.

Edited by Eric Rezsnyak – deputy@c-ville.com

 

First Night 2006
Your guide to the city’s biggest party

 Now in its 24th year, First Night Virginia has emerged as the go-to option for families and folks looking to have an alcohol-free good time on December 31. And with the multitude of options available, there’s actually something for everyone—not just young parents. Whether you like puppet shows, folk music, rocking teens or stunning physical feats, you’ll likely find something to suit your interests.

   Admission to all events is free with the purchase of a First Night button. Buttons cost $12 for adults ($14 on December 31), $6 for kids 4-12 ($7 on December 31), or $30 for a family pack good for two kids and two adults ($35 on New Year’s Eve). Admission buttons can be purchased at Plan 9, Timber-lake’s Drug Store, Blue Ridge Mountain Sports, Volvo of Charlottesville, The Paramount Theater and Dippin’ Dots in Fashion Square Mall; starting December 29 they can also be purchased 10am-2pm and 5:30-7:30pm at First Night Headquarters in the atrium of the Omni Hotel.

   Note that certain popular events have a reserved ticket option, and are marked as such in the calendar. Reserved tickets guarantee you a seat at the show and cost $3 each per show at First Night headquarters December 29-31 only. For more information call 975-8269 or check www.firstnightva.org.

 

Saturday, December 31
2:30-3:30pm

 The Amazing Monticup presents a new magic and comedy show at the Jefferson Theater. Reserved tickets available.

Creation Station is the place where even the littlest kids can make hands-on arts and crafts. In the Charlottesville Visitors Center (lower level).

Hobey Ford Puppets brings to life folk tales from around the world at Carver Rec Center.

Now This! offers award-winning improvised musical theater for kids at Down-town Rec Center Gym.

4-5pm

The Amazing Monticup puts on another magic and comedy show at the Jefferson Theater. Reserved tickets available.

The Celtibillies unleash a high-energy Ap-palachian musical stage show with a number of jigs, waltzes and breakdowns at First Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall.

Creation Station continues with crafts for the kids at Charlottesville Visitors Center (lower level).

Roger Day, winner of the Parents’ Choice Award, sings zany, interactive children’s songs at Olde Town Center.

The Flashbacks, an 18-member swing-dance band, blows away at the Omni Hotel Ballroom.

Haverim spices things up with a blend of Jewish songs ranging from Hebrew jazz, klezmer, Yiddish folk and show tunes sung in Yiddish at Temple Beth-Israel.

Hobey Ford Puppets holds another show at Carver Rec Center.

Baba Jamal Koram teaches kids self-em-powerment and other life lessons in stories of African and African-American lore at the Charlottesville Ice Park Terrace Room.

Now This! continues with improvised music and more for kids at the Downtown Rec Center Gym.

The Swordsmen perform their crowd-pleasing swash-buckling extravaganza at The Paramount Theater. Reserved tickets available.

5-6pm

First Night Processional

Giant puppets lead a parade of kids and their creations down the Mall, followed by the world’s largest bubble wrap stomp. Leaves from outside the Charlottesville Visitors’ Center.

5-8pm

Check out a Short Film Showcase featuring flicks from Charlottesville’s growing roster of filmmakers at Light House Studios. New films start every 15 minutes.

6-7pm

Albemarle Sheriffs Pipe & Drum group plays time-honored Scottish and Irish marches at the Downtown Rec Center Gym.

The Amazing Monticup presents another magic and stage show at the Jefferson Theater. Reserved tickets available.

Berkmar Ballroom Dancing holds a variety of mini-lessons and a dance exhibition at Carver Rec Center.

Brown v. Board of Education offers a one-man dramatic recount of the landmark court case at Live Arts. Reserved tickets available.

The Chickenhead Blues Band serves up a taste of New Orleans and Memphis sound that will have you grooving on the dance floor at the Omni Hotel Ballroom. Reserved tickets available.

Roger Day holds his final concert of lively children’s music at the Olde Town Center.

John D’earth & Dawn Thompson lead their jazz band through a rousing concert at the First Presbyterian Church Sanctuary. Reserved tickets available.

Dan Kamin, the slapstick comedian who choreographed the films Chaplin and Benny and Joon, presents pratfalls and more in the County Office Building’s Lane Auditorium. Reserved tickets available.

Baba Jamal Koram begins a new session of African and African-American storytelling at the Charlottesville Ice Park Terrace Room.

John McCutcheon plays a selection of the critically acclaimed folk music that has earned him five Grammy nominations at The Paramount Theater. Reserved tickets available.

The Paschall Brothers perform stirring a cappella renditions of spiritual age-old songs at the First Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall.

The Vulgar Bulgars can make even your Grandma boogie with their time-honored classics and funky musical numbers at Temple Beth-Israel.

7pm

Albemarle Morris Men usher in the New Year with their time-honored traditional form of English folk dancing on the Downtown Mall.

7:30-8:30pm

Abbey Road takes you on a magical mystery tour of the songs that made The Beatles famous at the Omni Hotel Ballroom. Reserved tickets available.

Albemarle Sheriffs Pipe & Drum group returns with more time-honored Scottish and Irish marches at the Downtown Rec Center Gym.

Terri Allard and Art Wheeler team up for a special evening of jazz standards, classics and New Year’s surprises at the First Presbyterian Church Sanctuary. Reserved tickets available.

The Blue Ridge Irish Music School breaks out traditional Irish music and dance at the Carver Rec Center.

Celtibillies start the second edition of their Appalachian musical stage show at First Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall.

Baba Jamal Koram presents his final session of African and African-American storytelling at the Charlottesville Ice Park Terrace Room.

The Sugar Ridge Quartet plays music for strings at the Olde Town Center.

The Swordsmen stage their final swash-buckling extravaganza at The Paramount Theater. Reserved tickets available.

The Vulgar Bulgars keep the classic and funky musical numbers cranking at Temple Beth-Israel.

War Bonds: Songs and Letters of World War II offers an educational, entertaining historical cabaret at Live Arts. Reserved tickets available.

Zephyrus, the vocal ensemble, sings tunes from the medieval, Renaissance and early Baroque eras at Holy Comforter Catholic Church.

7:30pm-midnight

The Teen Band Showcase rocks the house, with an opportunity to see Charlottes-ville’s talented rising stars in concert, at the Jefferson Theater.*

8:30pm

Albemarle Morris Men continue with their performance of traditional English folk dancing on the Downtown Mall.

9-10pm

Heather Berry, the local bluegrass and gospel prodigy, performs in the Christ Church Sanctuary.

The Blue Ridge Irish Music School continues its exhibition of traditional Irish music and dance at the Carver Rec Center.

Brown v. Board of Education returns to edu-cate and entertain at Live Arts. Reserved tickets available.

The Chickenhead Blues Band’s New Orleans/Memphis sound continues at the Omni Hotel Ballroom. Reserved tickets available.

John D’earth & Dawn Thompson lead their jazz band at the First Presbyterian Church Sanctuary. Reserved tickets available.

Ernie Hawkins presents a masterful acoustic blues guitar performance at Christ Church Meade Hall.

Now This! features award-winning improvised musical theater for kids and adults at the Downtown Rec Center Gym.

The Paschall Brothers perform another round of stirring a cappella spirituals at the First Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall.

Skyline Harmony, a 25-woman barbershop group, gets in tune at Holy Comforter Catholic Church.

The Sugar Ridge Quartet launches into another set of string music at Olde Town Center.

Robin & Linda Williams and Their Fine Group perform their fine blend of bluegrass, folk and old-time country at The Paramount Theater. Reserved tickets available.

10:30-11:30pm

Abbey Road revisit the early hits of The Beatles at the Omni Hotel Ballroom (until 12:30am). Reserved tickets available.

Terri Allard and Art Wheeler go for Round 2 of jazz standards, classics and more at First Presbyterian Church Sanctuary. Reserved tickets available.

Heather Berry has more bluegrass and gospel at the Christ Church Sanctuary.

The Celtibillies stage their final high-energy Appalachian musical show at First Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall.

Ernie Hawkins returns for more acoustic blues at Christ Church Meade Hall.

Dan Kamin and his pratfalls and physical comedy return to the County Office Building’s Lane Auditorium. Reserved tickets available.

John McCutcheon and Robin & Linda Williams ring in the new year with award-winning folk at The Paramount Theater. Reserved tickets available.

Mountain Mirage Belly Dancing will have both men and women eager to learn more about one of the oldest dance forms with a show and lesson at the Carver Rec Center.

Now This! continues with award-winning improvised musical theater for kids and adults at the Downtown Rec Center Gym.

The Vulgar Bulgars says “Shalom!” to 2006 with more classic and funky music at Temple Beth-Israel.

War Bonds: Songs and Letters of World War II has its final run with on-stage historical cabaret at Live Arts. Reserved tickets available.

Zephyrus has more medieval, Renaissance and early Baroque music at Holy Com-forter Catholic Church.

Midnight

Fireworks start the new year off with a bang—literally—at Lane Field.

*Wristbands are also required for the Teen Band Showcase at the Jefferson. Wristbands come free with purchase of a First Night button, or $6 without, and can be picked up beginning December 29 at the Omni Hotel.

—Compiled by Robbie Saville

 

C-VILLE recommends…
…for teens

Kids, we know what you really want: To do your own thing without being dragged around by Mom or Dad. Parents, we know what you really want: To drop them somewhere safe where you don’t have to listen to the sullen whining. Voila! We give to you the Teen Band Showcase, taking place at the Jefferson Theater from 7:30pm to midnight. Middle- and high-schoolers will dig seeing their peers take the stage, as local bands like The Wave, the Safety Scissors and more jam all night long. Note: This event requires a special wristband that can be picked up at First Night Virginia headquarters in the Omni Hotel starting December 29. Wristbands are free with First Night button, or $6 without.

…for spectacle lovers

Last year, throngs were turned away from the performances of Guido Crescendo and Dirk Perfect, also known as The Swordsmen. This year First Night has the crowds covered as the daring duo

moves to the 1,000-seat Paramount Theater for two shows, at 4pm and 7:30pm. What’s the fuss about? Think Errol Flynn live, with the two senior members of the Society of American Fight Directors offering up stunning swashbuckling action, and maybe even a bit of slapstick.

…for music lovers

Why ring in the new year with one music luminary when you could have two? Folk superstar John McCutcheon and popular band Linda & Robin Williams and Their Fine Group perform separate shows at 6pm and 9pm, respectively, then join forces for a night-capping performance at 10:30pm at The Paramount Theater. Don’t miss the rare opportunity to see some of the state’s finest musicians performing together on the same stage.

…for dancing machines

Puppets and musicians and fireworks are all well and good, but everyone knows that it’s not a party without dancing. For those with happy feet, direct yourselves to the Carver Rec Center for dance events all night long. The Berkmar Ballroom opens the evening up with foxtrots, quick steps and even some tangos as experts offer ballroom lessons and an exhibition starting at 6pm. At 7:30pm the Blue Ridge Irish Music School takes over for a traditional Irish ceili, a participatory dance similar to American square dancing or contra dance. Finally, get those hips primed for Mountain Mirage Belly Dancing, which will offer belly-dancing lessons for women and men at 10:30pm.

…for kids

Add to your repertoire of “The Wheels on the Bus” and “The Farmer and the Dell” with a visit to children’s entertainer Roger Day at 4pm and 6pm at Olde Town Center. Day has some im-pressive cred: He scored the National Association of Parenting Publications Award, Parenting Magazine’s “Parent-ing Pick” and a Parents’ Choice Award for his newest CD, Ready to Fly. Your kids are sure to dig his zany, energetic and—best of all—interactive performances.

…for history lovers

Head into the future by looking at our past, as national touring theater group EbzB Productions offers up two different historical dramas at Live Arts. Brown v. Board of Education is a one-man show that recounts the landmark court case that led to the integration of black and white schools in the 1950s (6pm and 9pm). War Bonds: Songs and Letters of World War II is a living history cabaret supplemented by actual letters from the battlefield and news headlines from the period (7:30pm and 10:30pm).

Compiled by Eric Rezsnyak.

For venue information, check www.firstnightva.org.

 

Party with the big boys
Adult-friendly New Year’s events around town

New Year’s is essentially an adult holiday. As such, you should celebrate it like the grown up you know you are—meaning with a glass of champagne in one hand and a cutie in the other. Several clubs and hotels are holding special kid-free New Year’s events to better serve the voting, draftable, car-renting demographic. In addition to the events listed below, remember that most fine restaurants around town—like Mas or Bang, for instance—are offering special New Year’s Eve menus, so you can fill up before you go out.

Dance revolution

If all you party people want to do is shake it like a Polaroid picture (oh, wait…that was last year), head to the city’s two reigning dance clubs. R2 is hosting its usual New Year’s madness with a dance party featuring the sweet-spun tracks of DJ Stroud. (10pm, $10-15. Behind Rapture, 301 E. Main St.; use Third Street entrance. 293-9526.)

   Not to be outdone, Club 216 rings in 2006 with a dance party featuring DJ Frank Rivera. At midnight, there will be a toast, followed by a country buffet dinner to keep your energy up for the long night of dancing. This is an open house event, so you don’t need a membership to attend. (10pm, $5-20. 216 Water St. 296-8783.)

We bet they’ll play “Auld Lang Syne”…

If an evening of live music better suits your tastes, you’re in luck: Diverse grooves abound around town this December 31. To have a rockin’ New Year’s Eve that would put Dick Clark to shame, head to Outback Lodge for shows by Frontbutt and Aquanett. (10pm, $15-20. Preston Plaza. 979-9526.)

   Starr Hill Music Hall takes you into the future by going into the old-timey past. Local boys done good, The Hackensaw Boys, take the stage for the evening, with Sarah White opening the show. (9pm, $25. 709 W. Main St. 977-0017.)

   Jimmy and the Teasers rock out at Atomic Burrito’s New Year’s party. With no cover, you can spend all of your money on margaritas and PBR—remember, hipsters don’t drink champagne. (10:30pm, no cover. 109 Second St. SE. 977-0117.)

   Gravity Lounge hosts a package event with a buffet dinner, followed by folk-tastic musical performances by Jesse Winchester, Paul Curreri, Devin Sproule, Jay Pun and Morwenna Lasko. (6pm-2am, $75, advance payment required. 103-105 S. First St. 977-5590.)

   Acoustic man Eli Cook will lure you into 2006 with his sweet guitar tunes at Fellini’s No. 9. The good news is that there’s no cover for this New Year’s extravaganza at the Downtown Italian eatery. (10pm, no cover. Corner of Second and Market streets. 979-4279.)

   For something that’s a little bit country, Second Time Around brings Southern rock to City Limits’ New Year’s Eve party. The entry fee includes champagne and snacks. (9pm-1am, $15-20. 221 Carlton Ave. 977-1970.)

   Bashir’s Taverna’s celebration features the smooth Latin sound of Beleza Brazil and the inviting undulations of belly dancers Amalia and Leyla. (First seating is at 6:30pm and the second seating is at 8:30pm; $45. 507 E. Main St., Downtown Mall. 923-0927.)

   If you’re willing to make the drive, Wintergreen Resort is holding a Grand Gala in the Commonwealth Ballroom. The gala will begin with cocktails at the full bar, followed by a “Ballroom Buffet” with food created by Executive Chef Michael Greenstein. After dinner, you can dance your way into 2006 to the big band sounds of The Houserockers Band. At midnight, you can kiss your way into good luck with a champagne toast. (7:30pm, $150. Route 664, Nellysford. 325-8143.)

A room of one’s own

Drinking and driving is a bad idea. But, unfortunately, it’s also next to impossible to find a cab after midnight on New Year’s that will drive you back to your house. So one way to safely have a blow-out, stumbling-drunk New Year’s is to sleep where you party—no, not on the floor of R2, but at a swanky local hotel! Several of the local inns are hosting special New Year’s celebrations.

   Boar’s Head Inn’s annual event is so popular that it is almost always sold out by early December, but check to see if they have any openings. The package deal includes dinner, a party in the ballroom with live music by Jimmy O, a cash bar, a double hotel room, tax and breakfast. Since it’s unlikely that you will be able to get into this very exclusive hotel party, you might want to remember it for New Year’s 2007. ($519 per couple. 200 Ednam Dr. 296-2181.)

   At the recently renovated Clifton Inn, you and your cutie can enjoy a romantic a la carte dinner followed by jazz entertainment in one of the area’s most elegant restaurants. Seatings begin at 6pm and continue through 10pm, every 30 minutes. Hotel room is not included. ($85 per person. 1205 Clifton Dr. 971-1800.)

   Ring in the New Year with high style at Keswick Hall’s elegant annual celebration. A reservation will get you and your perhaps-significant other a high tea, dinner, dancing, a hotel stay and breakfast the next morning. ($845 per couple. 701 Club Dr. 979-3440.)—Anne Metz

 

Bright and bubbly
That’s “Champagne” with a capital “C” to you, bub

It’s New Year’s Eve. The glasses are filled with bubbly. Across the room, a girl takes a sip and exclaims, “I LOVE champagne!” Anticipation is in the air.

   And then the sour snob sitting alone on the loveseat pipes up that, “Actually, this is sparkling wine,” filling the ensuing silence with, “True Champagne must come from the Champagne region of France.” His tactless reminder momentarily turns the celebration to vinegar—since, after all, we’re only sipping “sparkling wine.”

   The snob is right, in his pedantic way: True Champagne (with a capital “C”) must come from the Champagne region of France, in addition to meeting several other standards of production. Cham-pagne is an acidic wine that goes through a second fermentation in the bottle by adding yeast and sugar; the bottle is then regularly rotated so that the sediment gravitates to the neck to be removed. It’s this second round that creates the CO2 bubbles and bottle pressure responsible for the flying corks. Beverages that undergo this “méthode traditionelle” process are generally what we call sparkling wines—many other regions have special names for their version, such as Sekt in Germany or Spumante in Italy.

   It is possible that your bottle says Champagne but also clearly allows that it is not French—thank the decidedly unsnobbish U.S. Congress, which resolved that “champagne” was semi-generic and allowed domestic sparkling wine producers to use that appellation. (In Europe, they take alcohol quality seriously enough to have international laws lay out what can and cannot be labeled “Champagne.”)

   No law decrees, however, that a person must enjoy Champagne more than another sparkling wine, many of which undergo the same “méthode traditionelle.” This year, tell the snob he’s a pedant and enjoy your sparkling beverage.—Will Goldsmith

 

Raise the roof
Tips for making a memorable New Year’s party at home

On New Year’s, the best way to avoid shoulder-to-shoulder crowds in smoky bars, buzz-killing DUI checkpoints and unsolicited lip-on-lip action from strangers is to simply stay at home. No, we’re not talking alone with a bag of Pirate’s Booty and a new release from Blockbuster—we’re talking with a bunch of friends, lots of booze, delicious food and, of course, good music at the most happening house party of all time.

   We’ve talked to local event planners and entertaining experts to get the lowdown on how to pull off a fun and memorable New Year’s shindig. Their suggestion? Don’t be afraid to go a little crazy and plan a party that allows guests to let loose and have a good time.

Prepare yourself

When it comes to throwing a raging party, if you’re smart, you’ll take out everything in your house that’s breakable. If you’re really smart, you’ll take out anything that people could trip over like footstools and small rugs.

   That said, liberally distribute well placed and clearly marked trash receptacles. It’s the best way to make sure that you won’t wake up with a hangover and a lot of housework. While you’re thinking about minimizing clutter, remember to identify a place for guests to put their coats, scarves and purses.

   Since you’ll be making enough noise to wake the neighborhood, it’s always a good idea to extend an invitation to neighbors. At the very least be polite and let them know you’re having a party so that you can work out parking scenarios ahead of time.

Setting the scene

Sure, you want people to be dancing the night away. But even the most ardent hoofers need to take a break every now and then. Help them out by providing lots of cozy seating. Avoid lining chairs against a wall. Instead, create small seating groups here and there with no more than four or five seats to a group. You can even throw oversized pillows on the floor for guests to sit on. Take a minute to note how international you are.

   Add to that funky bohemian vibe by switching your regular light bulbs with decorative incandescent party bulbs, available in all the primary colors. Or just keep the lighting soft and dim.

   Lastly, once guests arrive, make sure everyone knows where it’s O.K. to smoke. It’s your house and you can do what you want, but we recommend keeping it outside for the sake of nonsmoking guests.

Get the party started

Music is a crucial component of any party, but at a New Year’s bash, music is the party. If you can’t hire a DJ or band, mix your own dance music on your iPod or MP-3 player with lots of high-energy tunes. Don’t forget to take requests from your guests a couple of weeks beforehand.

   Since it’s next to impossible to greet your guests while you’re making sure drinks are full and getting bruschettas out of the oven, count on acquiring some help. If you can’t afford to hire a DJ, bartender or caterer, remember…well, that’s what friends are for!

Eat, drink and be merry

New Year’s, like Mardi Gras, is all about indulging, so set up a plentiful buffet table with lots of delicious munchies. That said, food is definitely not the focus of a blowout, so keep it simple. Offer snacks like peanuts, chips and salsa, cold cuts, and bread or cheese and crackers. If you’re looking for something more substantial and eclectic, ask your guests to each bring their favorite dish.

   On the drink front, never underestimate how much ice you’ll need. If you think you need eight bags, buy 16.

   Since it’s New Year’s, it’s a safe bet that most people will be expecting to do at least a little bit of drinking. Still, there’s no need to foot the bill for all the booze. Make it BYOB and ask your guests to bring their own drinks.

   And once they’ve consumed all those drinks, you might have a little problem on your hands. Be prepared to provide sleeping space for guests who have too much alcohol. Have plenty of clean linens, extra pillows and maybe even a blow-up mattress on-hand.

   Don’t let the bar hoppers and party goers tell you otherwise—when it’s all said and done, homebodies can have a New Year’s Eve that goes down in the books as a really good time for all.—Joyce Carman

 

TROUBLING MYSTERY SOLVED
Dick Clark: What is it?

Answer: “The world’s oldest teenager.” Also, vaguely creepy septuagenarian who, for some reason, has been the king of New Year’s roughly since Methuselah was in short pants. After a year off due to a minor stroke, the radio and TV legend is back hosting his “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” special starting at 11:30pm on ABC. “American Idol”’s Ryan Seacrest—who I’m fairly sure just budded off of Clark some time in the 1970s, and then went gay—will co-host, and guests include Hilary Duff, Sean Paul, Mariah Carey (boo!), the Pussycat Dolls and, curiously, The Bangles. It cannot possibly be worse than Donna Summer’s bloat-tastic performance of “Last Dance” on the special a few years ago.

   Meanwhile, Clark’s replacement last year, Regis Philbin, simply will not be stopped. Giving you the opportunity to choose between two old white guys ushering in the future, Fox has corralled the tiny firebrand to host their big New Year’s show, starting at 11pm. No word on who his guests are, but it’s a safe bet that his “Live” co-host/publicity magnet Kelly Ripa will make a cameo.

   For an alternative to all the hipness that is Clark and Philbin, NBC hauls out poor Carson Daly and his black fingernail polish for his own special starting at 11:30pm. The good news is comic Wanda Sykes and R&B goddess Mary J. Blige will perform. The bad news is boring “NBC Nightly News” anchor Brian Williams will also make an appearance. And music mogul Diddy stops by, proving once and for all that Daly must have photos of him doing unspeakable things to livestock somewhere in his private collection.—Eric Rezsnyak

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Tuesday, December 13
Casteen keeps checking cheddar for UVA

Jay-Z would say UVA president John Casteen checks cheddar like a food in-spector. Today the school’s prez celebrated news of a $45 million gift—the largest in school history—from the Ivy Foundation of Charlottesville. The money is earmarked for biomedical research, and the news comes on the heels of other windfalls for UVA. Last week Governor Mark Warner announced he would seek $255 million for education in his final State budget, with UVA seeking about $25 million of that for a new cancer center. The Ivy Foundation is headed by former Wahoo William C. Battle, who set up the Foundation in 2000 to help UVA by endowing professorships and fellowships in the sciences. For example, Ivy gave UVA $3 million in 2003 for four endowed professorships in regenerative medicine.

 

Wednesday, December 14
“Dukes of Hazzard” action on Fifth Street

An action-packed accident on Fifth Street Extended prompted drunk-driving charges against an Albemarle woman who jumped her car over a tow truck early this morning. The incident began when a State trooper pulled over a car on Fifth Street near I-64. The driver fled, according to WINA, and eventually the trooper called a tow truck to haul away the abandoned vehicle. At about 2:30am, a Ford Taurus sped towards the scene. The Taurus hit the police cruiser and the speeding suspect’s car, then drove up the tow truck’s ramp. The car flew over the tow truck and landed right-side-up. Jodie Ellen Finney, 34, was charged with DUI in the incident that one State police official described as right out of “Dukes of Hazzard.”

 

Longo to recruit Jesus?

It ain’t easy being the police chief. Sure, with his well-spoken manner, ultra-fit pugilist frame and fancy education, Chief Tim Longo could be mistaken for a man who has it all. But at a morning press briefing during which the chief clarified reporting procedures for the media, he suggested that his softer side is not getting the love it deserves. “On the other side of the camera lens, telephone, reporter’s pad is a human being who has feelings, friends…,” he said. Indeed, between last year’s DNA sweep, police shootings at Friendship Court and “mistaken identity” arrests, Longo has weathered plenty of criticism. The chief wasn’t whining, however, just trying to convey the reality of being the go-to guy when the fertilizer hits the fan. “I don’t have a full-time public information officer,” he said, “…it’s not going to happen. We don’t have the funding to make it happen.” Apparently, the press, and by extension the public, need to realign their expectations for how much of the story they can get and how quickly. “I only know one person who has all the answers,” Longo said with a smile, “and he doesn’t live down here and he’s certainly not a member of the CPD.”

 

Thursday, December 15
Ice storm cuts power to 40,000 in Central Virginia

About an inch of ice fell on Charlottesville and surrounding areas tonight, leaving 40,000 people without power as tree limbs froze and fell across utility lines. Most people had power by Friday morning, although The Daily Pro-gress reported that about 6,500 people were still without power by 2pm Friday. Candles caused two fires in Charlottesville, and County police blamed ice for about two dozen accidents. There were no fatalities.

 

Friday, December 16
UVA names former guv to head Miller Center

Today UVA president John Casteen and Governor Mark Warner announced that Gerald Baliles will head UVA’s Miller Center of Public Affairs. Baliles, 65, is a 1967 UVA law grad who won the governor’s race as a Demo-crat in 1985, a year after President Ronald Reagan’s landslide re-election, and will soon retire from Hunton & Williams law firm in Richmond. Baliles replaces former Center director Philip Zelikow, who chaired the 9/11 Commis-sion and left UVA in January to become counselor to Condo-leezza Rice.

 

Saturday, December 17
Former Wahoo Barber sets record in NFL

Former UVA football standout Tiki Barber, now a running back for the New York Giants, ran for 220 yards today in a game against the Kansas City Chiefs. Barber’s performance set a new Giants team record for most rushing yards in a single game. Barber scored two touchdowns today, helping his team win their 10th game; if the Giants beat the Washington Redskins next week-end, they clinch the NFC eastern division title. Barber is a 1997 graduate of UVA’s commerce school; his brother, Ronde, graduated from UVA a year earlier and now plays cornerback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

 

Sunday, December 18
Warner sets State’s first ban on bias against gays

Gay rights activists celebrated today’s news that Virginia’s nondiscrimination clause would for the first time include sexual orientation. Warner added the protection for gays into his biannual budget by executive order, putting the policy into effect immediately. Governor-elect Tim Kaine announced he would continue the policy when his administration begins on January 14. It’s the first good news for Virginia’s gays in quite a while, although conservatives in the General Assembly have vowed to fight the change.

 

 

Monday, December 19
State study: campus crime victims should call cops

A State commission released a report today saying that safety at Virginia colleges could be improved if school officials allow local law enforcement to punish law breakers instead of schools punishing them administratively.

 

Written by John Borgmeyer from staff and news reports.

 

 

Wheeler pushes smart growth
Local activist on how to grow and still be great

For Average Joe Citizen, trying to read a document from the City or County’s planning department is like trying to read hieroglyphics without the Rosetta Stone. This, says Brian Wheeler, executive director of Charlottesville Tomor-row, is one of the main reasons a community doesn’t complain about development until the bulldozers have already started pushing dirt around.

   The implications of a “Comprehensive Plan,” what the hell “zoning” is, who’s running for the Board of Supervisors, and putting a picture on planning-speak—all are conversations Wheeler hopes to foster via his new organization, Charlottesville Tomorrow. Launched in September, the group is nonpartisan, Web-based (www. cvilletomorrow.org) and aims to educate the public about issues surrounding smart growth in the area.

   The hope, says Wheeler, is “that [with Charlottesville Tomorrow’s help] people will be more informed, so that when an important comprehensive plan change is in front of the public, more people will be involved… Then, 10 years later when things are actually starting to happen, the public will feel like they were heard and listened to.”

   The first step in that pro-cess, however, according to Wheeler, is that people have to make the jump from getting up in arms over backyard issues, to seeing backyard issues as issues that effect the community at large.

   In fact, once upon a time, Wheeler himself was backyard issue-centric. As a parent of a second grader whose class had 27 students, Wheeler crusaded for smaller class sizes. In the process, County Supervisor Sally Thomas pulled him aside and pointed out that if he wanted to have a real impact he’d have to look further than Murray Elementary. Wheeler ended up running for and getting elected to the School Board in January 2004. He still serves.

   Likewise, Wheeler’s interest in land use sprouted in his backyard, blossoming into recognition of the bigger picture, when Faulconer Con-struction planned to build behind Murray. Wheeler rallied the troops against Faulconer’s project.

   Gradually, says Wheeler, “we learned that we didn’t just want Faulconer to go somewhere else; if they go somewhere else we’re just passing the problem on to someone else.”

   After the Faulconer case got him thinking about land use and the need for greater communication between City and County governments and the public on that issue, Charlottesville Tomorrow be-gan taking form in his head. A year ago, he quit his tech job and started recruiting backers. In the upcoming year, Wheeler hopes to consolidate on the website all information on all the transportation projects in the area, what their status is and what the funding status is.

   “We will read all the details but boil it down into terms [the public] can understand…because if the community’s voice isn’t heard, then five or 10 years down the road it’s going to come back to haunt you.”—Nell Boeschenstein

 

Goode deflects bribery fallout
Congressman gets folksy cred giving away dirty money

If he’s done nothing else in Congress —and, really, he hasn’t—Virgil Goode has mastered the art of winning
re-election.

   Now approaching his 12th year as U.S. Representative for Virginia’s Fifth District, Goode, a Republican, has used his deep family connections and an “aw shucks” demeanor to cement his grip on power. Lately, Goode’s image has remained largely untarnished by news that his largest contributor was involved in federal bribery and fraud. In fact, Goode may be using the scandal to his advantage.

   Last month, California Representative Randy “Duke” Cunningham resigned after confessing he accepted $2.4 million in bribes from defense contractors, especially MZM, Inc. That company is also Goode’s largest contributor, giving him $90,000 over the past two elections.

   On Sunday, December 11, The Roanoke Times detailed how Goode helped MZM get unorthodox sweetheart deals for cheap real estate in Martinsville, leading up to the company’s move there in 2003. As the paper reports, however, few people in that depressed Southside city were willing to criticize Goode for his efforts to deliver jobs.

   In the wake of Cunning-ham’s confession, pressure mounted on Goode to return the $90,000 he collected from MZM. Goode has said he sent letters to the donors asking if they wanted their money back; most, he says, did not. So last week he made political lemonade by announcing he would give the money to unspecified charities in the Fifth District. One $30,000 donation has already gone to Gleaning for the World, a Christian organization that collects surplus medical supplies for humanitarian groups.

   One of Goode’s would-be Democratic challengers, Bern Ewert, says it may have been a mistake for Goode to deal with MZM in the first place. “There is a real chance the MZM house of cards could completely collapse and leave the city and the citizens of Martinsville in the lurch,” Ewert said in a statement.

   Another challenger, Al Weed, says Goode should give the money back to the treasury. “It would be symbolic,” says Weed. “Everything MZM gets paid is through defense contracts, so in effect this is taxpayer money going into [Goode’s] campaign war chest.”—John Borgmeyer

 

Historic district set for approval
Planners advance new design controls near UVA

On Tuesday, December 13, the City Plan-ning Commission recommended approval of the Rugby Road-University Circle-Ven-able Neighborhood Architectural Design Control District.

   Mary Joy Scala, the City’s preservation and design planner, said there are two options for design control in the Rugby area. Option one would establish a complete architectural design control district and protect more than 200 historic buildings within an 87-acre zone.

   The second option includes a sub-area bordered by St. John and 14th streets where demolition of existing structures would need no approval. All of the structures in this sub-area, dubbed the “green zone,” are currently classified as not historically or architecturally significant.

   The two options reflect disagreement between developers and preservationists on how best to “overlay” zoning restrictions on this section
of Charlottesville—which the City recently rezoned to allow for the development of high-density student housing near UVA.

   The public comments began with residents who were in favor of protecting the entire neighborhood with option one. Developer Daniel Veliky, however, said he favors the development freedom that comes with option two. “A new building is far superior than anything they could build in the 1930s,” Veliky said.

   The Planning Commissioners ex-pressed concern over new development expected for the green zone. Commis-sioner William Lucy thought the existing streetscape would be threatened by the height and massing of new buildings; Commissioner Kevin O’Halloran pointed out that new structures might better serve the area “if they are designed well.”

   Finally, the need for more student housing and the commitment to the existing zoning ordinance convinced most of the commissioners to support option two, by a 5 to 1 margin. The City Council will make a final decision in January.—Jay Neelley

 

A peek at JPA
C-VILLE’s here to help neighborhood problems

The City’s Neighborhood Develop-ment Department certainly seems to have gotten its ass in gear late- ly. This month it sent out the first of what promises to be a series of newsletters called “In Our Backyard,” dedi- cated to informing people about issues and upcoming projects in their neighborhoods.

This month the newsletter describes changes afoot in the Jefferson Park Avenue neighborhood, which sits just south of UVA and north of the CSX railroad tracks. More than 4,000 people live there, with 94 percent of them renters. Here is the City’s assessment of zoning and maintenance issues in the neighborhood, amended with help from C-VILLE.—John Borgmeyer

 

Will Dettor’s property go up for sale?
Belmont site could be ripe for condos

Rumors circulated last week that a parcel of prime Belmont real estate could soon go on the market. Jimmy Dettor—a local businessman, neighborhood activist and auto-racing sponsor, owns 2.5 acres at 1005/1025 Carlton Ave.—directly north of Mas restaurant in Belmont. Off the record, a developer said that he wanted to buy the Dettor property for residential development, but that he couldn’t compete with other parties who might also be interested.

   The property is home to an auto repair shop, Cole’s Import Specialists, as well as an adjacent parking lot and warehouse. According to City records, the property is zoned for commercial use and was assessed this year at a value of $620,900. Asked by C-VILLE whether he planned to sell the property, Dettor replied he “has no comment at this time.”

   If rumors about a sale prove true, however, the Dettor property could be a choice investment for someone with the resources to put condos or apartments on the site (developer Coran Capshaw, who owns Mas, certainly seems like a prime candidate).

   Such a project would fit the recent trend in Belmont. The formerly blue-collar neighborhood has seen real estate prices soar with recent gentrification—assessments in Bel-mont went up by more than 12 percent in 2003 and nearly 15 percent in 2004. Mean-while, the influx of yuppies could mean old-school businesses, like auto repair, might give way to condos and hip new restaurants (it’s already happening with places like Mas and Frank Stoner’s Belmont Lofts.) What-ever happens with the site, we hope that Cole’s Imports finds a way to survive the changes in Belmont—the shop is a perennial favorite among readers in C-VILLE’s “Best Of C-VILLE” survey.—John Borgmeyer

 

UVA prof studies the brighter side of Wal-Mart
The oft-reviled retailer may not be as bad as you think

Maybe Wal-Mart is not so evil after all. The mega-retail chain is often bashed for mistreating workers and for sinking mom-and-pop shops. But according to a new report by UVA professor Zach-ary Courser, the only crime Wal-Mart may be guilty of is having the worst public relations department this side of Al-Qaeda.

   Courser’s report, “Wal-Mart and the Politics of American Retail,” suggests that the principal criticisms of Wal-Mart are nothing more than the typical response to innovation within the retail industry.

   Reviewing the history of the U.S. retail industry, Courser found many similarities with the criticisms of previous retail innovators like Sears Roebuck. Beginning with the first department stores in the late 19th century, change within the retail industry has always been met by some form of public outcry demanding that traditional retailers be protected. When Sears pioneered the first mail-order catalogue, local merchants in rural communities felt so threatened they held public burnings of Sears catalogues.

   The one major difference between the early retail giants and Wal-Mart has been its communication with customers. According to Courser, from the beginning, “Wal-Mart has had a very singular, almost evangelical zeal for low costs.” By looking at cost through a strict a dollars-and-cents lens, it seems Wal-Mart has failed to account for the cost of pissing off its customers.

   According to Courser’s report, Wal-Mart did not create a media relations department until 1989; and, despite being the largest retailer in the U.S. since 1990, it did not create a governmental relations department until 1999.

    “[Founder Sam] Walton’s attitude against managing Wal-Mart’s corporate image has carried over in the period since his death and has contributed to the rise of public misunderstanding, resentment, and protests over its business,” Courser wrote.

   Wal-Mart’s steadfast refusal to communicate with its customers and to foster a positive public image has had two significant impacts. Wal-Mart’s dominance has alienated its competitors, who understandably feel threatened; also its sheer size has alienated many American consumers to the point that they’re inclined to believe the anti-Wal-Mart propaganda.

   As previously reported, Wal-Mart costs taxpayers an estimated $1.5 billion per year. But in his report, Courser cites another study which estimates that Wal-Mart saves its customers about $16 billion. Like Wal-Mart, Courser seems to see social costs and benefits strictly in terms of dollars and cents. If “consumers” is all that we are in America, then Wal-Mart does indeed seem to be good for us.—Dan Pabst

 

Carl Smith’s legacy of bricks and mortar
Millionaire industrialist bankrolled recent UVA development

On Thursday, December 8, Carl Smith died at age 78. The former UVA football player made his fortune in AMVEST Corp., a local coal and natural gas company, then became one of the school’s most important benefactors.

      Smith and his wife, Hunter, contributed millions (UVA couldn’t say exactly how much, since many of the contributions were made anonymously) to develop programs in architecture, law, medicine, business, medicine and athletics.

      In 2003, Smith donated $1.5 million to pay for a marching band to replace UVA’s ragtag “pep band.” The previous year, the pep band’s halftime skit offended West Virginia fans and Governor Bob Wise; AMVEST has significant coal interests in West Virginia and had donated money to Wise.

      Smith’s most famous donation was a $25 million gift in 1997, most of which went to expand Scott Stadium. It was then the largest single monetary contribution in the school’s history, and the grounds around Scott Stadium now bear Smith’s name.—John Borgmeyer

 

Biomedical waste at UVA amounts to 800 tons
Most hospital waste is sterilized and dumped

What happens to all the old needles, tubes and bandages at UVA Medical Center?

   According to UVA records, the hospital produces about 800 tons of biomedical waste each year. This includes all material that has any contact with body fluids—IV tubes, needles, syringes, dressings and all medical packaging. The total does not include body parts, which are collected and incinerated by Roanoke-based Sci-Med Waste Systems.

   Before sending it off to the landfill, UVA sterilizes its medical waste by heating it with steam at 275 degrees for one hour. It is hauled away by Waste Management, Inc. and taken to the Maplewood Recycling and Waste Disposal Facility near Richmond, at a cost to UVA of about $76,000 per year. “When it leaves here, medical waste is considered the same as regular trash,” says UVA Medical Center spokesman Peter Jump.—John Borgmeyer

 

Man falsely accused of rape seeks $850,000
Commonwealth’s Attorney criticizes lawsuit against rape victim

Early last week, local civil rights defense attorney Deborah Wyatt filed a lawsuit on behalf of Chris Matthew against a former UVA law student who was raped in early September. The woman mistakenly identified Matthew as her attacker and he sat in jail for five days without bond before a DNA test exonerated him. A few days later, DNA evidence taken from the crime scene was found to match the genetic profile of another man—a previously convicted felon, 37-year-old Charlottesville resident John Henry Agee.

   The suit, which is unprecedented in the area, according to Charlottesville Common-wealth’s Attorney Dave Chapman, charges defamation and seeks $850,000 on behalf of Matthew.

   “The clearest person who instigated the victimization of Chris Matthew is being sued,” says Wyatt—who likens being falsely accused to being raped. “The [accusers] of these misidentifications—why should they not be held accountable? Do we say, ‘That’s life. Get over it,’ to the victim of rape? We say that to the accused.”

   Yet while Wyatt convolutedly characterizes the suit as potentially empowering to women (she says her case assumes that women can in fact think straight after they’ve been sexually assaulted), Chap-man says that this suit could only add insult to a rape victim’s injury. The normally staid Chapman is so disturbed by the lawsuit that he released an unusually impassioned statement to the media in response to it.

   “No one fails to understand that what happened to Mr. Matthew is a terrible tragedy,” wrote Chapman. But, “…this lawsuit will have a chilling effect—in this community and elsewhere—on the willingness of women to report to police when they are sexually assaulted.”

   Chapman says there is no evidence there was “intent to harm, or malice of any sort” on the part of the victim when she pointed the finger at Matthew. In order for a defamation claim to hold up in court, malice or ill will must be proven.

   Eyewitness identification is notoriously unreliable. According to the Center for Wrongful Convictions, of the 86 studied cases of inmates sentenced to death who were later exonerated based on DNA evidence, 54 percent of those convictions were based on eyewitness testimony.

   This is why, says Chapman, eyewitness testimony should always be considered along with other evidence. It’s not a matter of doubting what a victim might say, but as with any crime that involves close physical contact, explains Chapman, “those are circumstances where there are factors that can make the ability of an involved party to identify somebody subsequently less accurate.” Circumstances, presumably, like the trauma of rape.—Nell Boeschenstein

 

UVA law school ducks ROTC controversy
Others challenge military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell”

policy in court, but UVA stays homeDoes the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy violate nondiscrimination rules on college campuses? That’s a question some major schools are taking to the Supreme Court; UVA, however, is ducking the controversy.

   Two weeks ago the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in the case of Rumsfeld v. Forum for Academic and Institutional Rights (FAIR), a coalition of 36 of the nation’s law schools. FAIR’s challenge is to the Solomon Amendment of the Constitution. The 1995 amendment denies certain funding to any college that does not permit military recruiting on its campus.

   FAIR argues that by allowing military recruiters, colleges are implicitly kowtowing to the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy towards gays and lesbians. Doing so, FAIR maintains, is in violation of the nondiscrimination policies most colleges and universities employ.

   The FAIR coalition includes Top 20 law schools like Stanford, NYU and George-town, but not UVA, currently ranked eighth nationally. Only 24 of the participating FAIR schools have attached their names to the case; 12 remain anonymous.

   As for the University’s position on the issue, Law School Dean John Jeffries, Jr. calls it a “controversial question,” saying that “the law school doesn’t take corporate opinions of that sort” as a matter of policy. Moreover, he considers the matter settled by the Solomon Amendment: UVA both accepts federal funding and allows military recruiters.

   Further insight into the law school’s tight-lipped approach to the controversy can be found in its Fair Employment Policy. The policy states that the school is “committed to a policy against discrimination based on age…race, religion, sex, sexual orientation…” However, an addendum states, “The Law School policy applicable to sexual orientation will not be applied to military employers.”—Nell Boeschenstein

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CHEAP SHOTS ’05

As the year draws to a close, at C-VILLE we find ourselves with a queasy feeling. At first we just thought someone spiked our egg-nog, but no. Our sick feeling is something media types know as a “news hangover.”

   We’ve spent the past year covering the absurdity, scandal, crime and shameless self-promotion that goes on in Charlottesville. At the end of it all, we find ourselves wondering—what can we do? In these times of conflict and uncertainty, how can we at C-VILLE do our part to make things better?

   This year, we will follow the example of underground groups like “Al Pieda” and the “Biotic Baking Brigade,” clandestine orga-nizations that express their point of view by smashing cream pies into the mugs of people like Ann Coulter and Bill Gates. We like their style. As far as we know, Al Pieda doesn’t have a Charlottesville chapter (if there is, Albemarle County Sheriff Ed Robb probably has its oven wiretapped), so C-VILLE will stand in to deliver sweet revenge with our annual Cheap Shots awards. We’ve picked the worst of last year’s loudmouths, hacks and haters to receive a generous serving of just des-serts, “pie any means necessary.”

 

THE “WHERE’S MY MIND?” AWARD

 Residents of Hinton Avenue

 For suggesting they prefer gunshots to guitar

Five years ago, Hinton Avenue residents often found their peace disturbed by cracks of gunfire and the wail of police sirens. (Perhaps the most disturbing incident was an early morning shootout in April 2000, where two men traded shots as a schoolbus rolled by.) That was before the City and the Piedmont Housing Alliance built brand-new homes on Hinton and moved in a crop of yuppies. Things were peachy on Hinton until this summer, when Coran Capshaw opened the Charlottesville Pavilion on the east end of the Downtown Mall. Noise from rock bands like the Pixies, Allman Brothers and Widespread Panic reverberated through Belmont, prompting widespread complaints from homeowners. During an October 3 meeting, Hinton Avenue residents went so far as to beg City Council to dampen the sound, turn down the volume or hold concerts earlier—all reasonable requests. But in making their point, some Hinton residents got carried away. They told Council that life on their street “was almost better with the gunshots.” Granted, we can all agree that Blues Traveler sucks—but while forced exposure to a 10-minute harmonica solo might constitute cruel and unusual punishment, it’s still not as bad as gun violence outside your front door.

 

THE “TRENT LOTT RACIAL SENSITIVITY” AWARD

The Jeffersonian Thanksgiving Festival

 For just not getting it

 The story begins in 2004, when event organizers for the Jeffersonian Thanksgiv-ing Festival, a tourist-friendly “historic” presentation at Court Square, were shocked and appalled. Protestors had set up their own display—a black slave up for sale on an auction block. This year, festival organizers tried to pre-empt controversy by amending their program guide with this disclaimer: “Although slavery existed at the time we portray our festival, we have chosen to only portray black historic persons that will be positive role models that those in the black community would want their children to remember and admire.” Why would we want to remember something as unpleasant as slavery anyway? Hmmm… maybe because slaves built Court Square and Monticello in the first place? In an apparent gesture to reach out, however, festival organizers (which include Grace Covenant Church, Quilts Unlimited, the City of Charlottesville, Albemarle Family and local CBS, Fox and ABC affiliates) invited parents to a performance where kids could “meet black historic persons and other common folk of Charlottesville.”

 

THE “POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL” AWARD

Keswick Country Club

 For whining about taxes

 Why is it that, come tax time, the richest people shed the biggest crocodile tears? Few things are as unseemly as country club members who demand good schools, lots of police and traffic-free roads, but who then bitch about how “government’s not the solution, it’s the problem.” This summer, the boo-hooing came from Keswick. The swanky country club sued Albemarle County, arguing that a 154-acre parcel of land—including a golf course, a clubhouse with restaurant, a spa and exercise room, a pro shop, pool and tennis courts—is worth no more than $2.9 million. The County had assessed the property and buildings at $12.6 million. Keswick’s argument (articulated, fittingly, by the law firm led by GOP activist Bob Hodous) centered on the method County officials used to calculate the assessment. But in essence the suit smacked of whining from people who want it all without having to pay their fair share. Apparently, Albemarle County Circuit Court saw it that way, too, and ruled in the County’s favor.

 

THE “BILL O’REILLY MODESTY IN POLITICS” AWARD

Jeffrey Rossman and Rob Schilling 

For racial pandering in their school board rhetoric

 In 2002, when Rob Schilling became the first Republican in 12 years to win a seat on City Council, he said one of his major goals was to switch Charlottesville’s School Board to an elected body from one appointed by City Council. His opportunity came with the maelstrom surrounding briefly tenured superintendent Scottie Griffin. Among those leading the protest against Griffin and the Board was UVA history professor and Democrat Jeffrey Rossman. Together, Schilling and Rossman spent the spring and summer promoting a referendum on the elected school board issue that turned up on the November ballot. Arguing in favor of an elected school board, they painted the City’s appointed School Board as a holdover from the “sordid and shameful” Dixiecrat era of the 1940s, when appointed school boards were used to exclude blacks. Meanwhile, Rossman and Schilling cast themselves as defenders of local African-Americans. Some Councilors argued that, contrary to Rossman and Schilling’s assertions, an appointed school board is necessary to preserve diversity. The point was lost, however, and when the referendum won resoundingly, both Rossman and Schilling delivered self-aggrandizing quotes (a favorite example: Rossman celebrating “the last nail in the coffin of Democratic paternalism here in Char-lottesville.”) The idea that City Council has been using appointed school boards to bolster a racist agenda seems unsupportable, and easy to disprove just by counting the large number of African-Americans appointed to that body in recent years. There might be other reasons to support an elected school board, but improving race relations probably is not among them.

 

THE “DAN RATHER PRUDENCE IN JOURNALISM” AWARD

The Daily Progress

 For its coverage of the O-Hill “disaster”

 On July 27, The Daily Progress ran a front-page story headlined “80 hikers lose way in heat.” The tale described some kind of pre-teen academic group that had managed to get lost on Observatory Hill without food or water, needing to be rescued and treated for dehydration and heat exposure. The story raised all kinds of questions. Who was in charge? Who goes hiking without water? What kind of dumbass gets lost on Observatory Hill? The next day, the DP ran a follow-up story headlined “Students OK after incident.” Readers learned that the students were, in fact, well fed. Apparently about 60 kids were walking to McCormick Observatory as part of “Higher Achievement Program” when “two to four” children with asthma complained of “discomfort.” Then several others reported “discomfort,” so group leaders called the police. Hey, kids, walking uphill in 90 degree heat is, by definition, uncomfortable. These are high achievers? We had to laugh, and so did some Progress readers. On August 14, Robert Davis wrote a letter to the newspaper commending their disaster coverage. “Where else,” he wrote, “can you get humor like this for less than 50 cents a day?”

 

THE “RUSH TO JUDGMENT” AWARD

City police and local media

 For jumping to conclusions in the Chris Matthew case

 In September, a former UVA student reported that she was on her way home from a party when someone dragged her into the bushes and raped her. After searching the JPA neighborhood, police apprehended Chris Matthew, a young black man who was unlucky enough to be walking near the scene. Based on testimony from the witness, police announced the arrest and sent Matthew’s mugshot to local media. Reporters almost immediately began to speculate on whether Matthew might be the long-sought serial rapist. Doing that capitalize-on-viewers’-fears thing, local television stations ran salacious stories about the attack; worse, otherwise responsible media figures like UVA spokesperson Carol Wood said they were glad police had nabbed “the perpetrator,” though Matthew had been neither tried nor convicted. Days later, DNA tests proved what Matthew had been saying all along, that he was, in fact, innocent. Now, Matthew is suing his accuser, alleging that she defamed him.

 

 

“THE WORLD IS MY PARKING LOT” AWARD

Charles Lebo

 For getting Rich Collins arrested 

When Rich Collins announced he would challenge David Toscano for the Demo-cratic nomination for Charlottesville’s seat in the House of Delegates, most people assumed that Collins, a 71-year-old former UVA prof and environmental activist, didn’t stand a chance against the veteran and well-financed politician. But Collins tried. Part of his strategy included handing out leaflets at the one place where he was sure to meet a lot of lefties—Whole Foods. In May, Collins was standing in the parking lot outside Whole Foods in the Shoppers World strip mall on Route 29N when the site’s property manager, Charles Lebo, called the cops. Lebo said Collins was trespassing, and had the septuagenarian arrested. When the case went to court this summer, Collins argued that parking lots had become like public squares in America, therefore he should have been allowed to stay as long as he wasn’t disturbing the peace. Lebo argued that it was his right as a property owner; further, he said, he wouldn’t even allow the freakin’ Girl Scouts to sell cookies in his parking lot. Albemarle General District Court Judge Stephen Helvin said in October that, philosophically, he sided with Collins. Legally, however, he ruled for Lebo and convicted Collins of trespassing.

 

THE “GET OFF OF MY CLOUD” AWARD

Rolling Stones haters

 For ageism against the world’s greatest rock band  

When the Rolling Stones announced that their 2005 U.S. tour would include a stop at Scott Stadium, many local rock fans started to save their pennies for a chance to see the legendary band in the flesh. Others had a different reaction. “They’re so old!” some people exclaimed, as if they were espousing some highly original cultural criticism. What was their point exactly? Old people can’t rock? Granted, the last few Aerosmith albums really sucked, but so does flavor-of-the-month O.A.R. Even after a phoned-in bomb threat stalled the show for an hour, the Stones had the last laugh: After the show, nearly everyone leaving the stadium proclaimed it “the best rock show I’ve ever seen.”

 

THE “HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH” AWARD

Joan Fenton and Bob Stroh

 For trying to turn Downtown into Disneyland

 The Downtown Mall is a rare jewel—few such pedestrian enclaves anywhere in America are as successful as Charlottesville’s. What makes the Mall great is the “public” nature of the space, the unregulated atmosphere and the free flow of humanity that makes for great people-watching. But this year, some business leaders have been urging City officials to regulate the Mall more strictly. As co-directors of the Downtown Business Association of Charlottesville, Joan Fenton (who owns April’s Corner and Quilts Unlimited) and Bob Stroh (manager of the Charlottesville Parking Center) have advocated higher fees for Mall vendors, a new car crossing and the removal of newspaper boxes. These changes would move the Mall toward a bland, tourist-friendly future. Not every businessperson on the Mall supports turning our public space into Disneyland, but Fenton and Stroh are able to use their DBAC rank to get their agenda aired in front of City officials.

 

THE “KEEP YER BIG MOUTH SHUT” AWARD

RICO trial juror

 For prompting a mistrial in a major case 

Anyone who has ever served on a jury knows that one of the first things a judge instructs you on is to avoid newspaper accounts of the trial. And, if you accidentally ingest some news, for Pete’s sake don’t go blabbing about it to other jurors. Seems simple enough, but apparently it was too much for one local juror to remember. Federal prosecutors had spent more than a year building a case against Antonio “L.A.” Bryant and a ring of alleged co-conspirators who were accused of running a violent drug ring in Charlottesville for a decade. The jury heard testimony from more than 50 witnesses and considered nearly 300 pieces of evidence. After two days of closing arguments a juror sent a note to Federal District Judge Norman K. Moon suggesting that a fellow juror had read an article about the trial in The Daily Progress and talked about it with other jurors. Moon declared a mistrial, which means the prosecution must start over from scratch. It’s also bad news for the accused—the retrial will be held in notoriously conservative Lynchburg.

 

THE “GEORGE W. BUSH ‘STAY THE COURSE’” AWARD

Albemarle County 

For clinging to the Neighborhood Model

 When the going gets tough, just keep going. When you hit a brick wall, just keep bashing it with your forehead and pretend like everything’s going according to plan. That seems to be the wisdom currently guiding our nation, and apparently Albemarle County is taking some lessons from the Bush Administration in its management of local growth. County planners have divided Albemarle into “growth” areas and “rural” areas. Real estate development—new subdivisions, shopping centers, etc.—are supposed to be built in the growth areas, while rural areas are supposed to be preserved for agriculture, hunting, hiking (and estates for really, really rich people). In 2001 the County adopted a set of rules for growth-area housing developments called “The Neighborhood Model.” The Neighborhood Model includes a list of 12 so-called New Urbanist principles—rules for building setbacks, sidewalks and parking—that are supposed to make neighborhoods more pedestrian friendly. But the County tends to apply the rules inconsistently, and the resulting Neighborhood Model developments are hardly paragons of progressive design. Further, developers claim that getting a project approved in the growth area is so complex that it’s actually easier to build in the rural areas, where there are fewer rules. Granted, developers can be notorious whiners when it comes to government regulation, but that’s the point. The Neighborhood Model clearly needs some tweaking both to protect Albemarle from sprawl and to satisfy developers. If Supervisors don’t try to implement a smart growth plan that works, could developer complaints gain so much traction that there would be voter backlash against smart growth in general? Don’t scoff: That’s what happened in Loudoun County, the poster child for NoVa gone wild. What a shame it would be to see Albemarle give up on growth management for the sake of the Neighborhood Model.

 

 

THE “ED ROBB LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT”

 Albemarle County Sheriff Ed Robb

 For bringing home the War on Terror 

There comes a time when the dubious achievements of one individual call for recognition that transcends a mere Cheap Shot. During the past three years, Albemarle County Sheriff Ed Robb has spared no expense hunting down imaginary deputy-shooting black guys and Al-Qaeda sleeper cells—all for your protection. To toast our favorite local lawman, we hereby introduce the “Ed Robb Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement.”

   Consider: Two years ago, when former County deputy Steve Shifflett claimed that “a black guy” put bullet holes in his hat and police cruiser, Robb denounced the incident as a “hate crime.” Turns out Shifflett made the whole thing up. Robb apologized to the African-American community and took home his first C-VILLE Cheap Shot for “creative use of a black guy.”

   And don’t you hate it the way Al-Qaeda is always up in your grill? In 2004, Robb announced that his department would be spending the bulk of their time conducting domestic surveillance in the “War on Terror.” That year, Robb ordered the County to place huge boulders outside the Albemarle County Office Building to ward off car bombs. (Are the County Planning Commission’s zoning decisions an insult to radical Islam?). The boulders earned Robb another Cheap Shot last year.

   This year, Robb continues his local fight against terrorists. He proposed spending $60,000 to terror-proof the jail by building a camouflage fence and placing Jersey barriers around the facility. Fortunately, it looks like the cash-strapped jail board is unlikely to waste money on Robb’s scheme. After three years of these hijinks, we get the feeling that Robb—a wanna-be player in the Republican party—is more interested in the politics of fear than public safety.

 

Cheap Shots Hall of Fame 2002  

The “What, Me Worry?”/Alfred E. Neuman Award

City Democrats

For taking the 2002 Council election for granted

 

The Dual Citizenship Award

Joan Fenton

For seeking a seat on City Council while living in the county

 

The Waldo Jaquith Award

Waldo Jaquith

For setting new standards in self-congratulation

 

The Seen and Not Heard Award

Rob Schilling

For…well, for nothing

 

The Head in the Sediment Award

The Rivanna Water and Sewer Authority

For blaming their mistakes on Mother Nature

 

The “Freebird” Award

The Lewis Mountain Neighborhood Association

For creative use of flickering light in a middle-class drama

 

The Gold Standard Award

UVA and Monticello

For making “Mr. Jefferson’s legacy” all about the money

 

The Do As I Say, Not As I Do Award

The City Board of Architectural Review

For letting politics influence its job as design guardians

 

The Andrew Carnegie Award

Coran Capshaw

For employing vertical integration on W. Main Street

 

The Obstacle Course Award

City of Charlottesville

For “traffic calming” that makes drivers treacherous

 

“New” Journalism/You Had to Be There Award

The Hook

For establishing and maintaining inventive reporting

 

Law and Disorder Award

The Albemarle County Police Department

For beating suspects by the book

 

Road Hog Award

The Metropolitan Planning Organization

For prolonging the life of the Western Bypass for political leverage

 

The I’m With Stupid Award

City of Charlottesville

For insulting residents in the name of water conservation

 

The Vidal Sassoon Award for Excellence in Journalism

NBC 29

Just for looking so damn good

 

The When Pigs Fly Award

The Paramount Theater, Inc.

For a, shall we say, optimistic program

schedule

 

The Thin Skin Award

WNRN-FM

For dishing it out, but not taking it

 

The Emperor’s New Clothes Award

Any bar serving “specialty” drinks

For dressing up booze in pretty costumes

 

 

2003

 

The ‘Fraidy Cat Award for Music Appreciation

UVA President John Casteen

For his apology regarding the Cavalier Pep Band

 

The Tipper Gore Free Speech Award

Albemarle County School Board

For banning a middle schooler for wearing

an NRA t-shirt

 

The You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby Award

Kay Slaughter

For playing the gender card

 

The Susan Smith Award for Racial Harmony

Steve Shifflett and Ed Robb

For creative use of “a black guy” in a

criminal investigation

 

The Kenneth Lay Award for

Business Ethics

Ivy Industries CEO John Reid

For a $2.4 million check-kiting scheme

 

The Crack Reporting Award

Channel 29

For the Jesse Scheckler fiasco

 

The Hey, Where are the Naked Chicks? Award

Charlottesville’s proliferating

tapas bars

For a homophonic confusion of food and sex

 

The McHistory Award

Downtown law community

For rejecting designs for a modern

courthouse

 

The Better Living Through Science Award

Herman Stanley

For setting up a crystal meth lab in the Marriott Hotel on W. Main Street

 

The Better Shopping Award

Supporters of Target

For missing the point

 

The “Eight Days a Week” Award

The all-Beatles radio station

For staying on the air all of three days

 

The Black Lung Award

UVA

For burning coal in a residential area

 

The Pet Rock Award for Stupid Trendiness

Middle-class 20somethings

For aping blue-collar style

The John Ashcroft Award for Excellence in Law Enforcement

Albemarle County

For fighting the War on Drugs, er, Terror

at home

 

The Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? Award

Meredith Richards, Blake Caravati

and Rob Schilling

For trying to give away nine acres of

McIntire Park

 

 

2004

The Get Me Rewrite Award for

Editorial Excellence

Coach Al Groh

For his hissy fit over preseason team

coverage

 

The Tough Titties Award

Lactating mommas

For the nurse-in at Atomic Burrito

 

The Virginia is for Haters Award

The General Assembly

For passing anti-gay H.B. 751

 

The Tempest in a Teapot Award

Parents of Charlottesville

schoolchildren

For flipping out about the new

superintendent

 

The “Wanna be Starting Something” Award

Rick Turner

For playing the race card in the schools

debate

 

The Dial-Down-the-Center Award

The Paramount Theater, Inc.

For underwhelming first-season programming

 

The Tight Fist Award

Delegate Rob Bell

For making a hard right in the

General Assembly

 

The Piece of the Rock Homeland

Security Award

Ed Robb

For creative use of geology in the fight

against terror

 

The See Ya, Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya Award

City Democrats

For unceremoniously booting Meredith Richards

 

The Flush with Success Award

Dave Matthews Band

For letting shit happen

 

The Purple Prose Award

The Daily Progress

For best dramatic performance by an

editorial page

 

The Three’s Company Award

WVIR, “Virginia’s Most Powerful Station”

For fighting dirty

 

The “This is Only A Test” Award

Ann Reinicke

For her inflated sense of emergency

 

The I Have A Dream But No

Imagination Award

City Council

For renaming the Performing Arts Center

 

The Because I Said So Award

Judge Paul Peatross

For despotism in the courtroom

 

The Deadbeat Dad Award

The Commonwealth of Virginia

For claiming rights but failing to

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Bully for Bowers

 Recently I had the opportunity to review the documents that prompted UVA to fire Dena Bowers [“Supporters rally for Bowers,” 7 Days, December 6]. A reasonable individual could only conclude that the e-mail that led to Ms. Bowers’ dismissal was personal in nature. The e-mail is brief, informal and bears no resemblance to official University communications. (As a faculty member, I am very familiar with such communications.)

   A reasonable individual could only conclude that the report attached to the e-mail was unofficial. The first sentence on the first page of the report states: “Prepared by the Albemarle/Charlottesville NAACP.”

   Notwithstanding official UVA insinuations to the contrary, Ms. Bowers did nothing to “trick” others into believing that the information in her e-mail was official. The colleague to whom Ms. Bowers sent the e-mail—and who later forwarded it to others—has told me that she understood that the e-mail was personal and unofficial.

   If a reasonable individual could only conclude that Ms. Bowers’ e-mail was personal, and if the University now admits that there is nothing wrong with using one’s University e-mail account to send a personal e-mail that is critical of administration policies, why was Ms. Bowers fired?

   She was fired because the administration was eager to rid itself of one of its most articulate critics among the classified staff. She was fired because the administration wanted to send a message to employees that it will brook no dissent as it endeavors to push the inaugural “management agreement” through the General Assembly. She was fired because the administration is eager to slow the rise of the Staff Union, which under the leadership of Jan Cornell—and with crucial assistance from Ms. Bowers—has become a respected and effective advocate for UVA employees.

   Having reviewed the evidence, I can only conclude that Ms. Bowers’ dismissal was an abuse of administrative power and a crude attempt to quash dissent.

   With this rash act, the administration has violated the values of the University and placed the rights of employees—faculty and staff alike—in jeopardy.

   Justice will only be served in this case if Ms. Bowers is immediately reinstated. 

Jeffrey Rossman

Charlottesville

 

Kick in the nuts

 Should Charlottesville residents be happy about the new Five Guys burger joint opening up on the Downtown Mall? [“Five times three,” Restaurantarama, November 8] At first glance, it might seem so. With all the pricey upscale cuisine down there (plus some great dumplings and pizza), it’s one restaurant niche in Downtown that hasn’t really been filled. It could be great to have another inexpensive, tasty lunch or dinner option, and they even provide free entertainment for those waiting for a burger: unshelled peanuts. Grab a few, chow down, and feel free to throw your shells on the floor—it’s all good!

   But look closer. The opening of Five Guys poses a danger to some of the Downtown Mall’s most ardent fans: families. Peanut allergies are among the most severe food allergies around; for some people, even being in the same room with a peanut can cause anaphylactic shock and death. And yes, for those with the allergy, peanuts are equally lethal whether you’re a child or an adult. However, Five Guys poses a danger to peanut-allergic children in particular because of those fun, irreverent peanuts and the shells that litter the floor. Kids handle everything at their level and those peanuts will get in their fingers, then their hair and mouths, into the treads of their shoes and tucked into pockets.

   The catch is that at the Downtown Mall (as opposed to a setting like Barracks Road), kids often spend several hours going places like the Discovery Museum, Weeville, the public library, the Ice Park, or the several toy stores the Mall offers. In between all the fun is often a stop for lunch. And any kid who goes into Five Guys—not just one who eats peanuts, and not just one who even intentionally touches a peanut—will carry that dangerous substance into all the places kids like to go, making them unsafe for peanut-allergic children.

   Five Guys also uses peanut oil for frying, which means that families with peanut-allergic members won’t eat there. They can make that choice and feel safe. But if someone else eats there and tracks in peanut shell dust to a place where their child is playing, their choice is rendered useless, and their child is in danger.

   I love a good burger. I have a 1-year-old son, and we spend a lot of time at the Downtown Mall. He’s not allergic to peanuts. But he has friends who are, and so do I. They won’t be going to Five Guys, and unless Five Guys chooses to get rid of their peanuts, neither will I.

   The Downtown Mall is Charlottesville’s richest resource for families, and the families who go there recognize that through continued patronage at many local businesses. Please, Five Guys, don’t take that harmony away. Get rid of your peanuts, and we’ll welcome you with open arms and hungry bellies.

Erin Hanusa

Charlottesville

 

CORRECTION

We misspelled the name of country legend Dwight Yoakam on last week’s cover.

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Further notes on Trey

Dear Ace: Are you whack? What was all that crap last week about Dave Matthews and Trey Anastasio and Red Light? Every-body knows that Phish broke up because the band had lost its scales…—Sumthin’ Smelz Phunnie

Let us take your questions in order, Smelz, as Ace is a rational fellow and likes nothing so much as 1-2-3. 1) Is Ace whack? No, Ace is light-hearted, flippant and curious. Occasionally Ace is flat broke and without a date, but that is another story.

   Which gets us back to 2) What was all that crap last week? Ace assumes you are referring to his column, “Bad breakup,” in which he repeated but disavowed rumors that Trey Anastasio was lured away from his bandmates in Phish and into a solo career by Red Light Management, the biz owned by Dave Matthews Band manager and local celebrity Coran Capshaw. As you say, Smelz, it was crap, and Ace had hoped that his choice vocabulary—phrases like “conspiracy theory” and “that doesn’t make it true”—would have made that clear. Apparently not, so let’s get the record straight. (Ace wants to thank his friends at Red Light Management for the schoolin’.)

   Red Light says that it didn’t even begin talking with the red-haired guitarist until months—months, Ace says!—after Phish called it a day. On top of that, Trey went first to Phish’s manager, asking that he continue to manage Anastasio’s career. When the answer came back negatory, then Trey, on his old manager’s recommendation, went over with Capshaw and Red Light. Capshaw and Phish knew each other, by the way, from back in the day, when Capshaw promoted their early shows at Trax (R.I.P.!) and Kahootz in Richmond. In fact, Capshaw’s group also now manages the solo career of another Phishie, Mike Gordon. Cozy, right?

   Finally, 3) “Everybody knows…” Oh, no you don’t! Whatever everybody knows Ace don’t wanna know. Those busybody “everybodies” are the ones who got Ace into this repeat cycle to begin with. The only thing that “everybody” knows that Ace wants to know too is that when it comes to reporting it’s best to stick to the facts. Otherwise, it’s just a Phish tale.

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SURROUND SOUND 2005

Two thousand and five was a lively year for music in our town, with CD sales down again, live music taking place at the theater level while struggling in the clubs, and being in a band, at least around here, seeming to be as much about music as about fame.   One rock band that has been equal parts music and fame for more than 40 years provided the focal point of 2005 at Scott Stadium in October. The Rolling Stones survived Brian Jones, Allen Klein, Altamont, heroin, disco, punk, Jerry Hall and Rich Palermo to show that being the last band standing does not mean they are any less vital. Many locals got to see a true legend for the first and last time.

   We had more than our share of excellent national shows this year: Consider Freakwater at the Gravity Lounge, Sharon Jones at the Satellite Ballroom, Dwight Yoakam and the Pixies at the Pavilion. But my vote for best show of the year is the hands down choice of Neko Case and The Sadies at Starr Hill last February. The Sadies played a great set of psychedelic rockabilly, but when they took the stage together, there was such a like-minded fit, with their slow, moody frame for her matchless voice. Case is the goddess of the gangs, with a huge vocal talent and exceptional songwriting. She’s the woman who men leave their wives for, only to find themselves spit back out an hour later.

   Locally, I always enjoyed shows by American Dumpster , The Hamiltons and the X-Porn Stars. Paul Curreri’s electric show was a blast. But one of the big surprise bands was Big Bob and the Nightcaps, who played punk rock straight out of 1979. Their songs were smart and dumb. The musicians sounded great, as did the feedback between tunes, and the whole band had a great sense of musical intuition. Soul Sledge was big on the scene, and Navel got to tour with their idols, King’s X.

   What about those bands right under the radar: Soul Canoe plays fine music with their delicious harmonies and beautiful guitar playing. Andy Waldeck’s C-villians are all pros. George Melvin always rolls out a smoking quartet.

   Studios recorded lots of music. Rod Coles put Sarah White’s music to tape in Esmont. Sandalwood made Robin Wynn and Doug Schneider eternal. Monkeyclaws studio got lots of raves. Paul and Lyn Brier sold the oldest studio in town, Virginia Studio Arts, to UVA grad Chris Dourmann, and the Briers plan to become Mexican residents this summer. Kevin McNoldy at Crystalphonic also blew town for Florida and left a mysterious goodbye note. Jeff Romano’s Greenwood Studio might be the busiest that I’ve seen.

   New CDs this year included Jim Waive and the Young Divorcees’ fine debut of honky tonk, Las Gitanas blender full of East European and old-time music (you can’t beat Mischa Hood singing in Serbian), King Wilkie’s Tierra Del Fuego EP, Corey Harris’ new CD with Morwenna Lasko, and the wild Rah Brahs all on record. Lauren Hoffman jumped back into the fray with a new recording. Bob Girard shows that he cannot and should not stop making music, with a new CD out, one in the can, and a new band, Gasp.

   After six years, The Hackensaw Boys, who released their fifth CD, Love What You Do, are understanding the joy and the frustration of trying to get the band to that next level: constant touring, no money and Jimmy Stelling’s website. The boys sure sounded good talking to NPR’s Scott Simon. Naked PuritansLance Brenner traded in pure pop joy to play in The Falsies in a chicken suit with a lead singer in drag. Is this some sort of admission? However, many musicians in town, who play very regular gigs, Chris Leva, Mike Rosensky and Jeff Decker, Matthew Willner, Travis Elliott, et al, show that you can really be in it for the music. Jamie Dyer’s cross- country trip led him right back to the place of ultimate happiness, Escafé on a Sunday night.

   As clubs go, Mike Lane finally sold his stake in the Outback Lodge, and a lot of bands seem happier to go in there again. The new owners are giving live music the college try, as Goth and metal bands seem to gain popularity. Starr Hill and Brian Allenby parted ways, and rumor is that Starr Hill was trolling for a new location to perk up their business, including a look at the Jefferson Theater. For now they seem ready to stay put with new managers and more local bands. Coran Capshaw became part owner of the Satellite Ballroom, and hopefully for such a great room, that will mean more stability. Fellini’s has been one of the most generous clubs to musicians in town. Future venues include Belmont’s Sax, which will host blues and jazz, and Cardinal Café in Scottsville.

   Do UVA kids even go listen to live music like they used to? Any band playing on the Corner (and that includes true music lover Benny Dodd, who has played Coupe’s every Wednesday night for going on 20 years) can describe the total lack of audience interest, though the bar is packed, until that last song when the kids start yelling for “Rocky Top.” Or the unbelievable sale of Ipods, which means that digitally delivered tunes can be listened to in the isolation of earbuds. As I am writing, Crutchfield is sold out of Ipods for the year. The digital revolution is how the record business killed itself. Karaoke is an “art form.”

   The big addition to the Charlottesville music scene was, of course, the Pavilion. Loved by some and reviled by others, the Pavilion seems a sure sign that the old Charlottesville of my memory, Sunday afternoons biking on empty streets, drinking Guinness at Miller’s on Saturday nights and knowing half of the customers, or even stopping in the Corner parking lot to get a buzz cut from True Love AlwaysJohn Lindaman, is long gone. For all the great music happening, the new Charlottesville seems more like a place of out-of-town money, hip, trust fund kids high-fiving each other at Blue Light, Hummers and a City Council whose sole reality is an expanding bottom line.

   Arrivaderci, Paradiso. Hello, Hollymead.

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Words to the unwise

I’ve written before about the use of gutter language in C-VILLE Weekly. From the words used in your latest issue, I can only conclude that you employ mostly uneducated people. Why not use the word “tree” instead of “sucker” [Big Picture, November 22]? Why use the phrase, “If she refuses to get her lazy ‘a’ out of bed, I’m here to serve,” [“Fowl Play”, November 22] instead of “If that time is too early, try these options.” If you want to be a respected communication in Charlottesville you don’t use the word “sucker” under a prominent picture in the paper.

Ron Ritter

Palmyra

 

Breeden barks back

I’ve lived at Biscuit Run [“Breedens sell land, get rich overnight” 7 Days, November 29] since I was born, but my parents never owned the land or the house we lived in. My grandfather bought Biscuit Run in the ’70s with the intent to develop it. He owned it throughout his lifetime, passing it on to my grandmother. When my grandmother died five years ago Biscuit Run went into limbo. Recently her estate was settled and the land was sold. Instead of letting everything go to developers my parents used their portion of the inheritance to buy our house and some of the land we’ve lived on for over 30 years. It will hurt to see the trees cut down and the driveway disappear. It already hurts to have vandals leave spray-painted signs at the end of our driveway calling us land sluts and stapling pieces of paper to 46 trees, all saying, “One million.” We did not make the decision to sell this land. We made the decision to keep what we could. 

Skyler Breeden

Charlottesville

 

 

Puzzle love

I’d like to second Maya Seligman’s request [“She’s got our number,” Mailbag, November 29] that you return to routinely having a 3-star Sudoku puzzle along with a 1-star puzzle. And yes, an occasional 4-star would be welcomed.

Richard Crisci

Earlysville

 

The editor replies: Christmas comes early! See page 70 for a full complement of Sudoku puzzles.

 

 

Good gifts

As this year’s board chair for our United Way, and also as a regular C-VILLE reader, I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed your column on gift giving [“Presents of Mind,” Feature story, November 29]. Thank you for being a supporter of our United Way and for encouraging others to do so as well. I enjoy working with the organization and I know how much it means to our community. In a place of plenty, which we certainly are, it is sometimes hard to get folks focused on how much we benefit the community and how needed we are as a result. Your encouragement is much appreciated. Happy Holidays, and thank you!

 

Steve Krohn

Charlottesville

 

 

Quality job on nuke plant

Thank you for the update on Dominion’s plans for the North Anna nuclear plant [“Good nukes?” November 29]. As you stated, Dominion plans to modify the design of the cooling system for one of the possible two new reactors should reduce thermal discharge into Lake Anna. We urge Dominion to also ensure that evaporation rates are reduced. In this way, water quality and flow are better protected in Lake Anna and downstream in the North Anna River, which residents and aquatic species alike will surely appreciate—if the company ever pursues plans to build the reactors, that is. (Dominion is currently seeking a preliminary determination, or Early Site Permit, from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission that North Anna would be a suitable location for additional plants if it decides to build them in the future.)

   On another point, Harry Ruth and the Friends of Lake Anna played an important role in speaking out on this subject, and their efforts are certainly appreciated. However, the real credit goes to the Virginia Department of Environmental Quality and Department of Game and Inland Fisheries for standing firm in the face of pressure from Dominion to narrow the scope of the state’s environmental analysis. This fact was unfortunately overlooked in your story.

   In a series of meetings and letters dating back to January 2004, DEQ and DGIF insisted that Dominion fully analyze potential environmental impacts on the lake and downstream, and indicated that there were likely to be problems with increased temperature and reduced flow. In fact, Dominion had already changed the cooling system design for a potential fourth reactor in response to agency concerns. It was beginning to appear unlikely that DEQ would have approved the original cooling system proposed for the third reactor.

   Without the firm stance of DEQ and DGIF, these important changes would not have happened. They deserve our appreciation, too.

 

Rick Parrish

Senior Attorney

Southern Environmental Law Center

SELC represents environmental groups that intervened before the Nuclear Regulatory Commission to oppose an Early Site Permit for North Anna.

 

 

CORRECTION

Working from a mistaken press release, Restaurantarama printed an incorrect phone number for the Seasonal Cook in the November 29 column. The correct number is 295-9355.

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Tuesday, December 6
UVA football co-captain reaches new high

Today, Tony Franklin, a defensive starter on the UVA football team, received an early Christ-mas present: a court summons charging him with possession of marijuana. The Daily Pro-gress reported that the team co-captain faces a misdemeanor possession charge, indicating that the officer found less than 14 grams and did not believe that Franklin had the intention to distribute. According to ESPN.com, through- out the NCAA approximately 25 percent of football players surveyed reported using pot. What’s the most popular sport for toking up? Riflery (no joke), with nearly half of all surveyed sport shooters reporting regular use. Woah… like, duck, dude.

 

Wednesday, December 7
Warner pads his image with money to colleges

No doubt hoping to cement his legacy as a popular and successful governor, Mark Warner announced that his last State budget could include $255 million for university research in the Commonwealth. UVA is looking for about $25 million from that pie to build a new cancer treatment center on Jefferson Park Avenue. The announcement comes with the news that UVA has tapped Katie Couric, a former Wahoo who now co-hosts NBC’s “Today” show, to help raise another $100 million for the cancer center. If the General Assembly approves Warner’s proposed budget, the Democratic guv and would-be presidential candidate says the $255 million will bolster Virginia’s biological sciences. No doubt Warner hopes it won’t hurt his image, either.

 

Thursday, December 8
Big price tag for Jefferson School

Renovations to the historic Jefferson School building could cost $30 million or more, according to estimates delivered to City Council in a work session today. Since 2002, the Jefferson School Task Force has been discussing plans for the dilapidated formerly all-black school; the group concluded that the building should be turned into an African-American cultural center that includes adult-education classrooms and a community space in the adjoining Carver Recreation Center. City Councilor Kevin Lynch repeatedly questioned whether the task force’s ideas can be financed, while some task force members suggested that the City should simply figure out a way to do the project to satisfy local African-Americans who, as Councilor Kendra Hamilton put it, “have not had a fair shake.” Jefferson School has been added to the Virginia Landmark Register, which means private investors can get tax credits if they contribute to the site’s renovation.

 

Friday, December 9
County hires supe while City keeps looking

“Our students live in a global community, and they will work in a global economy,” said Pamela Moran as she accepted the job of Albemarle school superintendent this afternoon. “We need to prepare our students to succeed. We need to eliminate the achievement gap.” Moran has been serving as interim superintendent since outgoing supe Kevin Castner announced he would retire in June, and reportedly she enjoys wide support among county parents and school employees. The County’s smooth transition is in contrast to the Charlottesville School Board, which has been looking in vain for a new superintendent since April. Today the City learned that the State has extended its deadline for hiring a new superintendent.

 

Saturday, December 10
Eco-friendly building can save some green

Today, with the completion of the first ecoMOD house, UVA and the Piedmont Housing Alliance proved that the green building movement isn’t just good for our environment—it’s good for our wallets as well. The 1,290 square foot, three-bedroom house was designed and constructed by UVA students in eight small modules at a decommissioned airport just outside Charlottesville. The modules, which were created using structural insulated panels, were then transported to 502 7 1/2 St., where they were craned onto the home’s foundation. The eco-MOD project led by UVA professor John Quale is designed to encourage modular building and show that it’s possible to create affordable, environmentally friendly homes even in dense urban areas. PHA plans to sell the home to a qualified low-to-moderate income family. Over the next few years, PHA and UVA expect to build at least two more ecoMOD houses in the Charlottesville area.

 

Sunday, December 11
Low temps cause minor wrecks

Temperatures were in the 40s this weekend after freezing temperatures and precipitation combined to coat Central Virginia with a glaze of ice. Thursday night’s storm prompted the usual freak-out that accompanies the white stuff in Charlottesville. Local residents’ notorious inability to drive on slick roads prompted dozens of accidents on Thursday and Friday, but luckily there were no deaths or serious injuries.

 

Monday, December 12
Local law center scores win for James River

Today the local Southern Environmental Law Center celebrated an agreement that requires trash barges on the James River to be watertight. A Virginia company called Waste Management wants to haul as much as 6,000 tons of out-of-state trash per day by barge up the James to a port in Charles City. Negotiating on behalf of the James River Association, the SELC encouraged Waste Management to make sure their barges don’t leak into the river.

Written by John Borgmeyer from staff reports and news sources.

 

City and County want Richmond’s help with growth issues Albemarle to raise roaming pooch penalty

Expect a $250 fine if you let the dogs out

As the Albemarle County Code currently stands, letting your dog off leash is considered a Class IV misdemeanor, bearing a maximum fine of $25. However, a new County amendment raises the maximum fine for a free-roaming Fido to $250.

   The impetus behind this change, approved by the County Board of Supervisors on Wednesday, December 7, stems from a neighborhood dispute in the Peacock Hill subdivision in Ivy. In a letter to the Albemarle County Board of Supervisors, Phil Hightower, president of the Peacock Hill Community Association, cited “residents…plagued by an individual who lets his many dogs run loose in their yards.” The dogs, unleashed, rove through the subdivision in packs, intimidating children and disturbing the peace, he says. According to County records, the owner, Paul Gregory, has five convictions for violating the dog ordinance. Though convicted, Gregory insists that the dogs were not his, saying, “Every time there is a loose dog in the neighborhood, people assume that it is mine.”

   According to Cindy Perfater, a Peacock Hill neighbor, the current $25 fine is an inadequate deterrent to make dog owners take the leash ordinance seriously. Perfater says the amendment will enable judges to enforce higher penalties on repeat offenders. A $250 fine, Perfater says, will “hurt someone’s pocketbook enough to make them wake up.”—Anne Metz

 

But will their pleas be muted by development bucks?

When the 2006 General Assembly session begins January 11 Albe-marle County and Charlottes-ville both will look to Richmond to help local officials manage the costs of reckless de-velopment and assist low-income residents to meet the demands of the Central Virginia housing market. Here are two items that local lobbyists will take to the General Assembly, according to City and County documents, and what they might mean for local voters.

   The proposed changes may not go through, of course. Politically powerful developers and the real estate industry oppose the measures. In 2005, real estate and construction interests donated $8,404,120 to state candidates, nearly twice as much as any other private-sector interest group in Virginia.

 

Albemarle County The County wants the State “to provide local governments with additional tools to manage growth.” These tools include “impact fees, flexibility for proffers, adequate public facilities ordinances and transfer and purchase of development rights to manage growth.” The reasoning for this request is simple: Infrastructure costs associated with new developments are now borne by all taxpayers, rather than by those who profit the most from development.

   Supervisor Sally Thomas pointed out that the County’s current annual allocation of $1 million for the purchase of development rights did not remedy the problem and said, “We would like to have the tools that support adequate public facilities such as schools and roads that match the size of a development.”

 

City of Charlottesville The City of Char-lottesville has requested a “Charter Amend-ment Regarding Affordable Housing” that would allow for the acquisition, construction, lease and/or sale of “Land or buildings in the city for the purpose of providing housing for low or moderate income persons or for elderly or handicapped persons.” It also calls for the allocation of grants to owners of dwellings or dwelling units “for the purpose of subsidizing, in part, the rental payments” for persons of low or moderate income.

   Delegate-elect David Toscano said a similar Charter approved by the General Assembly for the city of Alexandria served as a model. He said the raising of capital for “folks who work full-time but don’t make enough to get into that first home” would complement existing programs provided by Charlottesville and the Piedmont Housing Alliance.—Jay Neelley

 

Council changes local car tax
That new ride will cost you

Last week City Council voted to change the way it levies taxes on your vehicle, which will likely increase most people’s personal property tax bill.

   In the past, the City has assessed vehicles by using its “average loan value,” which is based on amounts that banks and finance companies value certain types of vehicles for loans. Now the City will figure taxes based on a vehicle’s “trade-in value,” the amount a dealership will pay for a trade-in.

   The change means that most people will see their car tax go up; however, the hike will be less for an old car than a new car, which has a higher trade-in value. The chart below shows some specific examples of how tax bills might change for different types of vehicles.—John Borgmeyer

 

Do hunters get too close?
Near-miss prompts questions about the county’s “rural character”

On Saturday afternoon, December 3, UVA history professor Joe Miller sat reading a student’s paper when he heard what sounded like an explosion just over his shoulder. Shards of glass showered over him; turning around, he saw a fist-sized hole in one of his living room’s 6′ windows, which was completely spider-webbed with cracks.

   “I stood up and thought, ‘Holy smoke. That’s a bullet hole.’”

   Miller, who lives on a hilltop along Dry Bridge Road in Ivy, called the Albemarle County Police. Meanwhile, Miller found a warped lead rifle bullet and a copper shell casing lying on his hardwood floor. “How close they came to my head, I don’t know,” he says.

   Miller and the police surmise that the shot came from one of the hunters who routinely fire at deer in the woods around Miller’s home. During hunting season, “we hear gunshots constantly,” he says.

   Although his home sits in what the County has designated a “rural area” of Albemarle, Miller says so many homes have been built in the past 10 years that the “rural” description no longer fits. Ivy hasn’t seen any of the huge subdivision projects (like the ones that transformed nearby Crozet)—instead, a steady progression of new homes have turned Ivy into what amounts to a heavily wooded residential neighborhood. The abundance of both woods and tasty lawn plantings make Ivy a haven for nuisance deer. Miller wants hunters to be more careful where they point their guns, while police say hunters should never trespass to hunt because they don’t know that someone’s office might be just over the next hill. But as the County’s struggle over development continues, the incident speaks to a larger controversy over growth management in Albemarle.

   County planners attempt to channel development into “growth areas” like northern Albemarle and Crozet, but it doesn’t always work. According to a recent County report, since 1997 31 percent of all new homes in Albemarle were built in rural areas.

   Miller says the Board of Supervisors should recognize that “the existing hunting laws are either not adequate or not being en-forced.” His Super-visor, Sally Thomas, says the Board is un-likely to change policy. “A consequence of growth is more residential development in rural areas,” says Thomas. She says some county neighborhoods allow bow-hunters to shoot deer in their backyards, while the County has considered handing out pamphlets to new rural residents that life in “the country” is not all peace and quiet In other words, prepare for unpleasant smells, loud noises and the occasional flying bullet.—John Borgmeyer

 

Albemarle’s gun laws

   Shooting a gun is prohibited in residential areas, except in defense of “person or property.” Penalty for violation is between $25 and $1,000.

   Transport of loaded shotguns and rifles is prohibited, except for police, the military, or any person “who reasonably believes that a loaded rifle or shotgun is necessary for his personal safety in the course of his employment or business.”

   It is unlawful to hunt within 50 feet of a road. Violation is a Class 1 misdemeanor.

   It is a Class 4 misdemeanor to shoot across a road with a fire-arm or crossbow.

Source: Albemarle County Code, Chapter 10

 

Love me, build me, Chapter 2
More empty buildings that long for fulfillment

 

Earlysville Professional Center

Address: 395 Reas Ford Rd., Earlysville

Empty since: Technicolor moved out in December 2002

Price: Lease for $4 per square foot for warehouse space, $7-$10 per square foot for office

Status: Still vacant

 

Frank Ix Building

Address: Second Street SE & Elliott Avenue

Area: 324,626 square feet, 17 acres—almost as big as the Downtown Mall

Empty since: November 1999

Price: Lease built-to-suit space for $9 to $14 per square foot

Status: Currently home to 13 tenants, including three local television stations, Total Performance and the AIDS Services group

 

John Kluge’s stuff at auction
At Christie’s a glimpse of how the other 3 percent lives

On Friday, December 16, the contents of 91-year-old billionaire John Kluge’s Albemarle estate, Morven, goes on the auction block at the venerable New York auction house Christie’s. The approximately 550 lots up for sale are expected to bring in anywhere from $5.8 million to $8.7 million, according to Christie’s.

   At an estimated net worth of about $11 billion, Forbes puts Kluge as the 30th wealthiest man in the world. He gave his 7,378-acre estate, valued at around $45 million, to UVA in 2001. He now lives in Palm Beach, Florida. The University is allowed to either use the property for educational purposes or sell it off. According to spokesperson Carol Wood, UVA does not plan on bidding in Friday’s sale and while it plans to use Morven for educational purposes, the specifics are up in the air.

   The selling off of Morven’s furnishings marks the last of Kluge’s ties with the area (except for ex-wife and PVCC benefactor Patricia Kluge). The collectables up for sale span the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries, and include everything from glass and crystal to cigar shop signs and antique tables. However, according to Melissa Gagen, senior vice president and head of European furniture for Christie’s, Kluge was “very interested in looking at [the house] from an historical point of view,” and thus, since the house was built in 1820, many of the furnishings were also of that era and are considered “American classical.”

   For those interested in a deal, this sale might be the place to find it. For a majority of the lots, there is no minimum price, since says Gagen, the aging Kluge is eager to sell things off. For example, one of the showboat pieces is an enormous picnic “basket” that includes two tables, fine china and crystal, and for which Kluge originally paid around $100,000, according to Gagen. The estimate for the sale is bargain-priced between $20,000 and $30,000.

   Other highlights, in Gagen’s view? A Georges II walnut side table estimated at $70,000 to $100,000, Georgia O’Keefe’s “Sunflow-ers” estimated at $150,000 to $250,000, and an Indian cigar store princess estimated at $15,000 to $25,000, all of which, Gagen says, people have been “very excited” about.—Nell Boeschenstein

 

“The zone” explained
UVA tries to figure out what it is about Tiger Woods, anyway

Every athlete has been there. Some call it “the zone,” and you know you’re there when the 18th hole looks like a crater or the approaching baseball is the size of a ripe melon. While it might sound like pure nonsense, as it turns out, this might be why some players always seem to succeed at crucial moments, and why their athletic performances sometimes seem effortless.

   According to recent research by psychologists at UVA, our minds can alter our perception of attainable goals. In the case of sports, this element of the brain can change the size of playing balls, depending on how well one is playing.

   “I experience it in the sports I play,” says UVA graduate student Jessica Witt, who conducted the research. In hopes of ex-plaining this phenomenon in her softball play, as well as supporting the existing anecdotal evidence, Witt went straight to UVA’s playing fields.

   She approached intramural and club softball teams and offered free sports drinks to players willing to participate in a one-minute batting experiment. The researchers recorded the batters’ hitting percentages and asked them to approximate the width of the ball on a poster bearing eight circles of various sizes. Sure enough, those with more hits perceived the ball as larger than those with lower batting averages. These results confirmed her broader claim that “reachable things seem closer than nonreachable things.”

   Her findings, written with psychology professor Dennis Proffitt, will appear in a forthcoming issue of the journal Psychological Science. Someone get Tiger Woods a copy so he’ll be able to sleep better knowing that he isn’t completely crazy.—Doug Black

 

Summer dreams
What does June feel like again?

Weather in Charlottesville can have the peculiar effect of erasing memory. In the thick of summer, I always find that I can’t remember what winter is like. Conversely, in the middle of winter, I can never remember what the summer is like.

   Luckily, a few things can remind me of certain seasons that are, at the moment, out of season. One of these memory-restoring landmarks is the massive Southern Magnolia near Brooks Hall East, which was given in honor of Mrs. Frederic W. Scott in 1980. As Southern as the humidity itself, Mrs. Scott was a Sweet Briar College graduate, president of the Martha Jefferson Hospital’s Pink Ladies organization, Miller Center board member and of course, president of the Garden Club of Virginia.

   If you find yourself doubting the possibility of 90 percent humidity and heat indices in the triple digits, just visit Mrs. Scott’s lush, green Southern Magnolia on a frigid January day. The tree will remind you that so long as there are magnolias dedicated to women who to prefer to be posthumously known as “the Missus,” rest assured, the Southern summer heat will, for better or for worse, return again.—Anne Metz

 

Getting to know Debbie Wyatt
Dena Bowers’ defense attorney explains why she’s always taking on “The Man”

Debbie Wyatt has been one of Charlottesville’s hardest-hitting lawyers for more than 20 years. She’s taken on everyone from UVA to City and County police. She is currently representing former UVA recruiter Dena Bowers, who is an outspoken critic of the charter initiative and who was recently dismissed from her position by the Uni-versity. Typical of a Wyatt case, people have rallied on behalf of Bowers, and the University has been doing some serious damage control. Aside from Bowers, other high-profile “little guy” clients Wyatt has represented include Shirley Presley in her case against the City for guiding a portion of the Rivanna Trail through her land, and a Fluvanna man, Kerry Cook, who was shot by police during a violent encounter at Friendship Court. C-VILLE asked Wyatt why she loves to fight the power, and an edited transcript follows.—Nell Boeschenstein

 

C-VILLE: You seem to have a special affinity for cases that involve underdogs or people of limited resources versus “The Man” (whoever that may be at the moment).

Debbie Wyatt: It’s obviously of much more interest to me to represent an underdog because they need it more. It’s also more challenging, frankly…and fewer and fewer lawyers, for reasons I can probably understand…aren’t doing this kind of work [because] of money and it’s too difficult. [“The Man”] has endless resources, it seems, to fight you and the desire to fight you… They’ll put however much money they need into fighting.

 

Do you remember a specific moment when you knew that this was the kind of work you wanted to do? What set you on this course?

I’d like to say that seeing To Kill a Mockingbird, reading that book, but to be quite honest I’m not sure that that was the moment. I remember reading Tales of Hoffman, which was about the trial of the Chicago Seven. The law-yers, the judges, everybody was out of control. Why that would have attracted me, I don’t know.

 

What legal issues interest you in particular, philosophically speaking?

The ones that get me going are run-of-the-mill civil rights. I don’t like seeing governmental bullies… I see [bullying] most frequently with law enforcement. Now, certainly not all law enforcement, but that’s certainly an occasion when bullying happens… Cer-tainly, the biggest bully in town is UVA… It is the 800-pound gorilla here, as I think was just demonstrated with Ms. Bowers.

 

Do you feel like there have been negative repercussions for taking on these powerful local institutions? What price, if any, have you paid?

I’m always doing things that make people hate me… I think that there are, unfortunately, some judges who are sufficiently conservative and “good old boys,” that I may have a harder time [than other lawyers]… [I also] had to tell my second son that he should probably not apply to the University of Virginia, that he would very likely be turned down, being my son.

 

Can you recall a particularly memorable case and why was it memorable?

I represented a fellow ac-cused of rape, sodomy, malicious wounding… It was amazing to me the close-mindedness of the community. They couldn’t even listen to me articulate why I didn’t think he was guilty… He was innocent and he was convicted… Fortunately, they granted the appeal; fortunately, we won the appeal…and [the case eventually] got dropped. That’s 20 some years ago and to this day that man will call up and cry.

 

Santa drops by the jail
Local couple organizes gift drive for inmates’ children

When Holly Heilberg’s eldest son served five months in jail for a driving violation, the Albemarle resident witnessed first hand the strain that having a family member in jail puts on a family.

   “I didn’t feel I could enjoy life until I knew he was out,” she says. “It weighs on your heart all the time.”

   Heilberg describes her-self and her husband, David, as “middle class,” and they were able to send their son books and CDs while he was incarcerated. However, she was affected by the financial hardship she saw other families bearing and vowed to do something to help them once her son was released.

   “It costs money for someone to be in prison,” says Heilberg. “If they want to make a phone call or write a letter they have to pay… It’s an extra financial burden just to stay connected with the person inside prison.”

   Heilberg’s fulfilling the vow she made to herself by organizing a gift drive to collect Christmas presents for the children of inmates at the Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail. It’s up to the inmates to nominate their children for eligibility, then Heilberg will find a volunteer willing to buy their kids presents, each present worth around $20. While she hadn’t received the children’s wish lists by press time, she already has about 20 volunteers ready to donate and hopes “to double that number” by the time the presents are given out.

   The Heilbergs are planning to present the gifts in the jail auditorium on December 23. Although the Heilbergs are Jewish, in the holiday spirit, David plans to dress up as Santa and a friend has offered to play a Christmas elf.—Nell Boeschenstein