Reviews, locations and other info about current movies.

Akeelah and the Bee (PG, 112 minutes) In case you hadn’t noticed, Hollywood is in the midst of a red-hot spelling bee craze. In the wake of Spellbound and… um, Bee Season, comes this drama about an 11-year-old girl from South Los Angeles who tries to make it to the National Spelling Bee. The story is, as expected, cute and inspirational. It’s also predictable, emotionally simplified and filled with clichés. Think The Karate Kid with a little girl taking over for Ralph Macchio, Laurence Fishburn doing the Mr. Miyagi thing, and words instead of crane kicks to the head. (Devin O’Leary) Coming Friday; check local listings

American Dreamz (PG-13, 107 minutes) Paul Weitz (American Pie, About a Boy, In Good Company) delivers this ripe parody of American politics and pop culture. Seems that an unpopular American president (Dennis Quaid) wants a bit of publicity, so he signs on to appear as guest judge for a mega-popular, “American Idol”-style singing contest. Little does he know that Muslim terrorists have seeded the show with a singing suicide bomber. The humor is broad and cartoonish, but Hugh Grant does strike a chord as the show’s mean-spirited host. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

ATL (PG-13, 105 minutes) Four friends prepare for life after high school, each taking a different life path in this rap-fueled inner city drama/comedy. Cast includes assorted rappers-turned-actors like Big Boi, Bone Crusher and Jazze Pha. ATL stands for Atlanta, by the way. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

The Benchwarmers (PG-13, 80 minutes) A trio of dorky dudes (David Spade, Rob Schneider and Napoleon Dynamite’s Jon Heder) try to make up for their pathetic childhoods by forming a three-man baseball team to compete against standard Little League teams. This one’s only funny if you like the lamest of output from Adam Sandler’s drinking buddies. (It’s written by Alan Covert, who gave us the glory of Grandma’s Boy.) (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Failure to Launch (PG-13, 97 minutes) Matthew McConaughey plays a 30something slacker dude who refuses to move out of his parents’ house. Naturally, Mom and Dad hire a freelance relationship interventionist (a what?) played by Sarah Jessica Parker. See, she tricks men into falling in love with her, so they’ll grow up and move out of their parents’ houses. Then she dumps them. (Where exactly was this career field on high school job day?) Of course, since this is a romantic comedy, our girl actually falls for our guy. Now, all we have to do is wait around for the reveal of the Big Lie, followed by the inevitable Bad Breakup, trailed shortly by the Tearful Public Reunion. Too bad the film’s charismatic stars are wedded to such a generic romcom script. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6   

Friends With Money (R, 88 minutes) Filmmaker Nicole Holofcener (Walking and Talking,
Lovely & Amazing) adds her dry-witted observations to another ensemble comedy/drama about modern domestic screw-ups. Jennifer Aniston provides the axle around which this tiny universe revolves. Aniston plays an unambitious single woman working as a house cleaner who finds herself surrounded by successful, married people. Of course, her friends (Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener, Frances McDormand) have their own secret problems balancing career, family and love. Vanity, jealousy and middle-aged ennui are among the keenly observed topics, but the situations don’t seem quite as involving as in Holofcener’s previous projects. (D.O.) Playing at Vinegar Hill Theatre

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (PG-13, 157 minutes) Rabid readers of the Harry Potter books know this is the most epic, action-packed book of the series. That gives filmmakers plenty (too much, really) to concentrate on here. The legendary Triwizard tournament (sort of a magical version of the Olympics) has come to Hogwarts and our boy Harry is, of course, a front-runner to win. In addition to battling fire-breathing dragons, Harry must contend with the return of vicious Lord Voldemort (embodied, finally, by Ralph Fiennes) and (even more horrifying) the onset of puberty. (D.O.) Playing through Thursday at Jefferson Theater

Ice Age: The Meltdown (PG, 90 minutes) Gee, that was a pretty short ice age. Seems that
the Earth is now warming back up again, and our heroes, the mastodon, the saber-toothed tiger, the sloth and the squirrel thing, must find a new home to live in. Queen Latifah, Jay Leno and Seann William Scott add their voices to the cast this time around. If your kids were entertained by the first one, they’ll be entertained by this one. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Inside Man (R, 129 minutes) Spike Lee tries his hand at a more mainstream thriller with this intermittently successful heist drama. A gang of bank robbers led by Clive Owen takes over a bank in Manhattan. Hostage negotiator Denzel Washington is called in to handle the situation. Naturally, there are lots of twists and turns along the way as the bank robbers scheme to get out with the dough. Do they have a secret plan? Will it be patently obvious to most viewers? Washington does good work (and Jodie Foster drops by for a short time), but Lee isn’t quite prepared for this sort of adrenaline-filled cinema. At least he avoids some of the more egregious genre clichés. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4
Lucky Number Slevin (R, 109 minutes) Scotsman Paul McGuigan (Gangster No. 1) contributes this crazed crime story about a case of mistaken identity that leaves a down-on-his luck slob (Josh Hartnett) stuck in the middle of a gang war between Ben Kingsley and Morgan Freeman (scary). To make matters worse, he’s being pursued by an infamous assassin (Bruce Willis). Our boy Slevin’s situation is slightly ameliorated by the attentions of Lucy Liu, but the body count continues to rise. At times the film becomes wrapped up in its own twisty cleverness—which is wedged somewhere between the filmy smartness of Hitchcock and the showy self-awareness of Tarantino. Still, it’s a hell of zippy ride. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

RV (PG) Steve Martin must have been busy, because it’s fallen to Robin Williams to star in this pathetic, plotless excuse for a “family” comedy. Williams stars as a hapless dad who tries to pass off a business trip to Colorado as a family vacation. Along the way, the annoying clan has lots of wacky misadventures in a rented RV. That’s it, folks. Williams was starting to get annoying on screen, now he’s just sad. Go rent National Lampoon’s Vacation instead. It’s pretty much the same movie, only 20 times funnier. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

Scary Movie 4 (PG-13) David Zucker (who pioneered this sort of spoofy genre back in 1980 with Airplane!) returns for yet another outing in the Scary Movie franchise. Anna Faris returns as well as the intrepid reporter trying to find out why so many wacky things are happening. There are send-ups of Saw, The Grudge, War of the Worlds, and others too numerous to count. Expect plenty of cameos as well, including a fairly clever sequence involving Shaquille O’Neal and Dr. Phil. The rest revolves around the usual lowbrow sex and potty humor that the kids so dearly love. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

The Sentinel (PG-13) Kiefer Sutherland, taking time off from his TV gig as a government agent in a frantic race to save the president from assassination, signs on for this theatrical thriller as a government agent in a frantic race to save the president from assassination. Michael Douglas is Sutherland’s foil and former mentor, a disgraced special agent to the White House, who is being framed in the murderous conspiracy (or is he?). Eva Longoria (“Desperate Housewives”) tags along for eye candy. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

She’s the Man (PG-13, 105 minutes) Although it’s based loosely on Shakespeare’s Twelfth
Night, this teen romcom probably owes more to the immortal ‘80s comedy Just One of the Guys (what, you didn’t have Showtime in 1986?). Amanda Bynes (from Nickelodeon’s “The Amanda Show”) stars as a teen who dreams of plaing soccer. Naturally, when her brother heads off to London for a couple of weeks, she disguises herself as him and starts attending his elite prep school dressed in drag. Over the course of this preposterous charade, she falls in love with one of her teammates, setting off a series of hopelessly tangled love affairs. (Seriously, rent Just One of the Guys from Netflix. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Silent Hill (R) For those of you who already have BloodRayne and Doom on DVD (or, more likely, PSP), here’s the latest videogame to make the leap to the silver screen. Radha Mitchell (Pitch Black) stars as a woman searching for her sick daughter in the creepy, fog-enshrouded environs of a mysteriously deserted town. (Deserted, of course, except for all the demons, monsters, ghosts and what-have-you.) At least Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, BloodRayne) is not involved. French director Christophe Gans (Brotherhood of the Wolf) lends some polish to the rather predictable goings on. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Take the Lead (PG-13, 108 minutes) Antonio Banderas is a ballroom-dance instructor who teaches a group of inner-city rejects how to glide through life’s difficulties in this hip-hop remake of Dangerous Minds. Banderas seems capable of generating heat, but the movie, for some strange reason, clamps a chastity belt on him, focusing instead on those detention students. (Kent Williams) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Thank You for Smoking (R, 92 minutes) Based on Christopher Buckley’s satiric novel about a tobacco-industry lobbyist (Aaron Eckhart) who seems to feel good about what he does for a living, Jason Reitman’s refreshingly un-PC film lets both sides of the smoking/anti-smoking debate have it with both barrels. Encompassing a trip to Hollywood as well as a kidnapping, the movie gives off a caffeinated buzz, capturing the book’s slightly giddy tone. (K.W.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

United 93 (R, 90 minutes) Whether people are actually ready to watch dramas about the events of 9/11 remains to be seen. Director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy) keeps it pretty close to the vest with this film about the doomed passengers of United flight No. 93 (the ones who provided Bush with his “Let’s roll!” catchphrase). A cast of unknowns dutifully acts out the events of that tragic day in real time, providing not so much dramatic insight as unflinching re-creation. You witnessed it on the news, you relived it in the TV movie Flight 93. Now, you can see it some more. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

V for Vendetta (R, 132 minutes) This adaptation of the cult comic book by Alan Moore and David Lloyd comes to us courtesy of writers/producers the Wachowski brothers. Don’t let the lingering funk of The Matrix Revolutions scare you off, though. This tight, dystopian thriller is a must-see for comic book fans. Hugo Weaving (The Lord of the Rings) plays a mysterious masked figure named V, who seeks to overthrow a totalitarian government in near-future London. Natalie Portman plays the poor waif who gets caught in our anti-hero’s complex plot. The dialogue is, of course, sluggish and ultraphilosophical (it comes courtesy of the Wachowskis, after all), but the plot is timely and the action is adrenalized. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Walk the Line (PG-13, 136 minutes) Joaquin Phoenix gives everything he can to the role of country music legend Johnny Cash, even going so far as to sing his own tunes. Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon follows close behind as Cash’s longtime love June Carter. The romantic/contentious relationship between Cash and Carter is effectively the highlight of the film and plays off some good chemistry between Phoenix and Witherspoon. At the end of the day, though, the film is a conventional biopic that takes a bit too much mystery out of one of music’s darkest outlaws. (D.O.) Playing through Thursday at Jefferson Theater

The Wild (G, 94 minutes) Despite the fact that this computer-animated toon features a group of animals (including a lion and a giraffe) escaping from the New York City Zoo and making a madcap trek to the wilds of Africa, Disney would like to inform you that this is nothing like last year’s Madagascar. Which, of course, it is. The voice cast (including Kiefer Sutherland, Janeane Garofalo, Eddie Izzard and William Shatner) has fun at least, and there are enough fart jokes to keep the kids laughing. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Semionole Square Cinema 4

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Swedish invasion

Dear Crank: Tell me about it! It seems that everywhere that Ace goes, there’s a boxy, earth-toned Scandinavian baby wagon blocking his path. Unfortunately, due to ongoing court proceedings, Ace is not at liberty to reveal the exact make and model of the Acemobile—but you can rest assured that it is nothing as safe, staid and boring as a Volvo. (Nor does it do Volvo-esque things such as start consistently, or reach speeds in excess of 50 mph). But, for whatever reason, it does seem that Charlottesvillians love their Volvos, and it’s not a trend that looks likely to end any time soon.
    To try to get to the bottom of this automotive conundrum, Ace placed a call to Charlottesville’s oldest Volvo-centric car dealership, Edgecomb’s Imported Auto. Manager Sherri Edgecomb (what, you were expecting a Svensson?) had a very simple explanation for the car’s continuing popularity. “Well, this is Charlottesville, home of the smartest people in the world, who therefore pick the best cars in the world.” Hmm. Spoken like a true salesperson. But why has this practical, terribly unsexy vehicle become such a Char-lottesville standard? Ace asks. Edgecomb says a combination of factors—including safety, roominess and longevity—contribute to sales. But even she is at a loss for why, exactly, so many people choose Volvos, which, new, can cost up to $40,000 and only get around 20-25 miles to the gallon. “I will say this,” she admits, “I’ve lived many places, and I’ve really never seen the per capita number of Volvos that I’ve seen here.”
    In search of greater insight, Ace placed a call to the Virginia DMV. Unfortunately, after the obligatory 20-minute wait, we were informed that any information about auto registration and car-make popularity would require “an ad-hoc computer run,” which, in turn, would cost a trunk-load of cash. So, in the interest of conserving Ace’s all-important beer budget, he finally turned to that wellspring of suspect knowledge, the information superhighway. There, Ace discovered the one fact that might just explain this rampant Volvo-mania: according to the National In-surance Crime Bureau, the boxy Swedish import does not appear even once on Virginia’s list of most-stolen cars. (Jackers are apparently more interested in the Oldsmobile Delta 88 than a Volvo anything.) Finally, an explanation that makes sense: After all, it’s better to have the world’s dullest car than no car at all.

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Major retail headed to Fifth Street

Last week, urban planner Frank Cox said that soon he will introduce plans for a major shopping center to be built between Fifth Street and Avon Street Extended, just north of Interstate 64.
Cox would not say who the major investors are in the project, but in 2003 Cox appeared before the Albemarle County Planning Commission to discuss the project on behalf of (Dave Matthews Band manager and über-developer) Coran Capshaw. Around that time, Capshaw was angling to buy several different parcels on the 89-acre site, which is currently zoned for industrial use. About a year and a half ago, the County granted Cox’s request to change the land’s designation to Commercial from Industrial in the County’s Comprehensive Plan. In two or three weeks, says Cox, he’ll ask the County for an amendment that will officially change the land’s zoning to accommodate a major retail development.
Over the past three years, Cox says the mystery developers have performed market research and conducted interviews with shoppers at big-box retailers on Route 29N. “There’s a huge percentage of folks who now visit the 29 corridor who have more convenient access to this site,” says Cox. Retail on Fifth Street, says Cox, “is something the whole County needs.”
Cox says the site will host “several large anchor tenants,” but “not a large mix of uses.” This would be in contrast to recently approved projects like Albemarle Place at the corner of Hydraulic Road and 29N, which include significant amounts of housing along with retail and services.
A major feature of the project will be a developer-funded public road that will link Fifth Street and Avon Street Extended, a connection that the County is eager to see—especially now that the massive Biscuit Run development has County drivers fretting about increased traffic in the area.

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When, oh Lord, when?

As one whose lack of religious fervor long ago reached the chronic stage, I often find myself pondering an unlikely question. “When, oh Lord, when?” I am not asking for any particular personal favor from one capable of granting it but, rather, expressing simple wonderment. The kind of wonderment prompted by the quiescence of the American people. A quiescence that accepts a torrent of outrageous conduct on the part of the Bush administration.
    To list all the links in the chain of malfeasance in office—and incompetence in actions—we have been witnessing, lo, these last five years, would take more space than I am allotted. But to anyone with sufficient cognitive abilities to read newspapers, and absorb even a fraction of the information available to us via an abundance of venues, the aforesaid malfeasance and incompetence should be as clear as the difference between a quail and a human being.
    We are, right this moment, witnessing a side dish to the main course served up to us on the nation’s collective dinner table. Iraq is now engaged in a tragic ethnic and religious conflict, thanks in no small part to our invasion of a country which had been—in a not insignificant way—secular. Many of the earliest protesters to invading Iraq had predicted this very outcome.
    America has lost not only face, but the respect of a huge segment of the entire world, and our sense of personal privacy has undergone ominous changes. The Supreme Court is being remade in the image of a man who shows contempt for “activist judges,” civil liberties, and civil and human rights. But not, to our shame, torture.
    Yet, with all this and more, we the people—with the exception of the few and the brave—sit back with our electronic toys and gadgets, and figuratively fiddle, while in Iraq our young people literally burn and are maimed. While our freedoms diminish, social services vanish, and the deficit grows with each malapropism and lie the man in the White House utters.
    How much lower in the polls and in esteem does George W. Bush have to fall before we realize that his will go down in the history books—if, indeed, we have history books—as the worst administration in the history of our country? How much longer will we permit a red state/blue state war to rage within our country, one fueled by the hatred for all things nonrepressive, non-judgmental and nonzealously prejudiced?
    How many more American soldiers and Iraqi men, women and children must die before we acknowledge who is responsible? And how much longer must we hear the mantra of 9/11 as the reason for mandatory, unquestioned “patriotism” blinding us to the true state of the United States?
    When, oh Lord, when? When will we seriously consider and activate impeachment proceedings against a president who has consistently hewn to a line which initiates foreign and domestic policies that are destroying not only our present, but the hopes of future generations?
    This “Emperor” not only wears no clothes, he harbors no conscience. No admission of error, no introspection or capacity for change. If we continue to be mute, we may end up as culpable as he is. As tragically full of, not substance, but irrevocable and irreversible hubris.

Barbara Rich, a freelance writer, describes herself as “a lifelong, liberal Democrat who does not wear blinders.”

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A selective guide to what’s coming up

outdoors
Register individually or as a team for the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life. The race runs 8am, May 13 to 8am, May 14, on the Monticello High School track. 978-7423, (800) ACS-2345. www.cancer.org.

music
Saturday, June 3, WCKY presents Countryfest 2006 with Montgomery Gentry at the Pavilion. Special guest Jason Michael Carroll will also appear. 817-0220. www.charlottesvillepavilion.com.

dance
Aspiring dancers are encouraged to respond to a call for community participants to join in the Liz Lerman Dance Exchange Performance at The Paramount Theater. Rehearsals May 14-19, performance on May 20. Call 979-1922, ext. 100 to register.

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The Editor's Desk

Letters to the editor

Checks and balances

Your reporter’s oversimplification of my position on the warrantless wiretap issue [“Prof defends Bush wiretaps,” Courts & Crime News, April 11] is an embarrassment to us both. I spent close to 90 minutes on the phone with her trying to be helpful, and your readers deserve better than what you published.
    It is certainly not my position that “Dubya can do just about anything he wants when it comes to national security.” My basic point was that the Constitution grants certain important powers to the discretion of the President that were not intended to be “checked” by Congress (or by the courts unless they violate other provisions of the Constitution, such as the Fourth Amendment’s prohibition against “unreasonable” searches). As Chief Justice John Marshall wrote of these powers in Marbury v. Madison, “whatever opinion may be entertained of the manner in which executive discretion may be used, still there exists, and can exist, no power to control that discretion…the decision of the executive is conclusive.” In explaining the Constitution to the American people during the ratification debates in 1788, John Jay–who later became our first Chief Justice–explained in Federalist no. 64 that “the business of intelligence” was entrusted to the President’s discretion to be managed “as prudence may suggest.” When Congress first appropriated funds for intelligence in 1790, the statute provided that the President should account only for the “amount” of sensitive expenditures he felt ought not be made public. In 1818, Representative Henry Clay reasoned intelligence expenditures would not be “a proper subject for inquiry” by Congress.
    When FISA was enacted, Carter Administration Attorney General Griffin Bell noted that the statute could not “take away the power of the President under the Constitution.” And in 2002, the FISA Court of Review noted every court to consider the issue has “held that the President did have inherent authority to conduct warrantless searches to obtain foreign intelligence information,” and concluded: “We take for granted that the President does have that authority and, assuming that is so, FISA could not encroach on the President’s constitutional power.”
    I’ve testified on this issue twice before the Senate Judiciary Committee since late February, and written extensively about the underlying separation of powers issue for nearly three decades. Readers who are seriously interested in the issue can find more on our web page at www.virginia.edu/cnsl.

Prof. Robert F. Turner, SJD
Center for National Security Law

Rape underreported?

I must respond in kind to Deborah Wyatt’s comments that “The rumor that rape is highly underreported—which may or may not be true—”[Mailbag, April 11] with complete and utter amazement and disbelief. It does not take a law degree to look up the Department of Justice statistics, which state that a paltry 5 percent of rapes are
reported. Of those 5 percent, only 3 percent are adjudicated. It is the most underreported crime. And with people like Ms. Wyatt suing victims, it will remain as such. Quite obviously, Ms. Wyatt has never been the victim of a sexual assault or she would not be asserting that rape victims be held to a higher standard of memory. That is the most patently ridiculous thing I have ever heard. In the aftermath of such an attack, it is a small miracle that most victims can remember anything or perform basic tasks. Twenty years after my attack, through therapy, I am still recalling bits and pieces.
    Ms. Wyatt may want to educate herself about the subject she is fighting for. When the bill outlawing this kind of further attack on victims passes in the Senate in 2007, victims will no longer have yet another stumbling block for reporting a crime second only to murder in its horrifying nature. Ah, well, everyone needs to make a living, right?

Liz Seccuro
Greenwich, CT

The writer is a witness and the alleged victim in the Commonwealth’s ongoing rape case against William Beebe.

Dog-gone wrong

This letter is a response to John Borg-meyer’s article “The Supreme Court of Florida” [“2006 Muzzle Awards,” April 11], in which he refers to pit bulls as “vicious predator(s)”. Being an owner of two pit bulls, I find this comment completely false and offensive.
    Pit bulls are amazing dogs. They are loving, playful, intelligent and loyal. Humans have betrayed this breed by turning their loyalty and strength into negative attributes by fighting them. They are often objectified and used as status symbols, rather than loving animal companions. They are also used as “protection” for illegal activity, such as drug dealing. Any dog and any breed can be trained to fight. Humans are the vicious species.
    I am continually fighting ignorant comments such as Mr. Borgmeyer’s. I make every atttempt to educate people who believe the media hype that pit bulls are mean and vicious, when in fact they are usually abused and neglected. Although I tolerate such comments more from the average person, I will not tolerate it from a “journalist.” I expect “journalists” not to make untrue statements and to check their “facts.” Isn’t it their job to report facts and truth? Mr. Borgmeyer should walk down the outside Mall in Charlottesville on a sunny afternoon and notice the many pit bulls being casually walked. He would see that pit bulls are being walked in a public place with many people and dogs, and that the pit bulls are not trying to attack or kill anyone.
    Comments such as these, made by the media, continually give pit bulls a bad name. They feed the unknowing public’s fears. I ask that Mr. Borgmeyer apologize for his false comment. I also ask that he do a story on how abused pit bulls are by humans who breed them for fighting and train them to be aggressive. Or if he has the stomach for it, I ask that he look into “hog-dogging” (a form of “entertainment” for people), and see how cruel and vicious humans are towards pit bulls. Maybe he can even “report” how pit bulls are used as rescue and therapy dogs. But if he declines any of these, that’s O.K., because then I can make the generalization that journalists are ignorant liars that just want to print a story without checking the facts. Thank you.

Drew Cerria
Charlottesville, VA

God is in the details

The Virginia Film Festival’s announcement of this year’s theme: “Revelations: Finding God at the Movies” [“Film festival comes to Jesus,” 7 Days, April 11] will undoubtedly give the C-VILLE Weekly staff a reason to sharpen their cumulative wits. I look forward to your reports regarding October’s VFF. You will have the opportunity to crucify Christians, belittle Baptists, mock Methodists, and even poke fun of Pentecostals. Or, maybe, you can examine how Charlottesville, Albemarle and surrounding areas have been positively impacted by the faith community who has endeavored to make a difference for all people regardless of their belief system or world view.
    Theologian G.K. Chesterton, said, “Merely having an open mind is nothing; the ob-ject of opening the mind, as of opening
the mouth, is to shut it again on some-thing solid.”
 
Brian Orahood
Palmyra

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Arts

Alter’s state

This Friday evening, April 28th, you can catch one of the series of music and arts shows put on by painter Lee Alter. Alter’s studio is located at 109 E. Jefferson St., in a building that is one of the oldest in town (and was formerly the site for town meetings and dances). The building, which is now owned by U.S. Senator George Allen, is on the block, and Alter is concerned that she may have to move. She would like to make the show a celebration of the work of young people with whom she has been working. The art show will feature a retrospective of Alter’s “Jacob’s Ladder” series of watercolors and a 6’x6′ group acrylic, as well as paintings and pregnant belly plaster casts by other artists. Two of the artists who are showing their work, Jack Carrig and Joe Piorkowski, are members of the local rock band Fountainhead, who will play upstairs in one of the larger rooms at 8pm. ”There should be dancing,” Carrig promises.
    Fountainhead came together at UVA in 2000. Carrig was a member of the swim team and Piorkowski was on the dive team. Drummer Carey Sargent is at work on her Ph.D. in sociology and her dissertation is called “Authenticity: The Meaning of Music in the Post-Industrial U.S.” Despite all of the demands on their time, Carrig and his band members remain committed to their music. “Music is the thing that gets me out of bed in the morning,” he says. Fountainhead has recorded three CDs—at Sound of Music, Sandalwood Studio and Crystalphonic studios, respectively—and they are at work on a fourth disc at Sandalwood (with additional recording being done in a home studio using Pro Tools). Piorkowski and Carrig put a lot of time and energy into their show posters, many of which are hand-drawn. They have also played art openings in Richmond. The show should be a blast, but if you miss it, you can always catch Fountainhead at The Outback Lodge with Atlanta’s Elevado on May 2.
    There has been a lot of talk recently about a documentary being shot in town centered around The Gladstones’ Bob Girard and Charlie Pastorfield. Entertain-ment lawyer Andy Herz says that he came out to support his fraternity brother Charlie Mayer, who opened Uncle Charlie’s in Crozet, and the idea came to him while he was standing listening to Girard’s band. Herz says that, initially, he conceived of the film as a  document of Charlottesville’s music scene. As a member of the Class of ’84, he fondly remembers many of the bands that played in the clubs and frats. “Skip Castro extended every weekend of my college career,” he says. From that idea, Herz focused on the relationship between Girard and Pastor-field, who met in a UVA probability class in the late 1960s, played together in The Hawaiians and Captain Tunes in the ’70s, and currently play together in Alligator and The Gladstones. “First,” says Herz, “they are both excellent human beings.” But their story is, above all, the tale of every musician who does whatever they have to do to keep their passion for live music going. Herz also envisions a bit of The Big Chill, with graduates returning to their old college to reminisce on lives that were once more idealistic. Shooting will continue in town through the summer, culminating in a proposed Captain Tunes reunion this fall.   
    Speaking of Charlottesville movie stars, good luck getting into Schuyler Fisk’s performance at The Gravity Lounge Tuesday night.

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Spare some change?

There’s a classic New Yorker cartoon that depicts a group of explorers—backpacks and machetes in hand—coming across a small spring in the middle of nowhere. It’s flowing with money, a geyser of bills spouting up from the center. “By God, gentlemen,” says the lead explorer to his hapless followers, “I believe we’ve found it—the Fountain of Funding!”
    As if.
    In reality, that Fountain of Funding looks a lot more like your next-door neighbor than a cash-spewing Jacuzzi. Accord-ing to fundraising industry standards, individuals (rather than, say, businesses) give four out of every five nonprofit donations, annually. The Urban Institute estimates that in 2003 Americans gave $188 billion to charity. Not that giving is the sole provenance of the wealthy. But logic holds that the more disposable income there is floating around, the more charitable donations there are from which a community can benefit. And Charlottesville (the lucky ’burg) has plenty of rich people—which means plenty of giving, and plenty of organizations willing to take that disposable dollar.
    Truism: The wealthy are attracted to this area like the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico. Back in 1996, only four homes in the area were sold for over $1 million. By 2005, that number had soared to 93. But the real estate market isn’t the only area to register such exponential growth. Since it began in 1967, the Charlottesville Area Community Foundation, an organization that helps rich people (and the more average among us, too) decide how and where to donate their money, has given away $15 million in grants. That’s nearly $200 for every mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, second cousin, and Aunt Thelma in Charlottesville and Albemarle over the past 39 years. Remarkably, of that $200,
$40 per person was doled out in just the past year alone. In other words, the rate
of grant-giving has increased exponentially in recent years, almost doubling in
2001, and rising at least 20 percent in every year thereafter.
    A decade ago the CACF had exactly three donor-advised funds (a form of high-dollar piggy bank, offering maximum tax benefits, that donors pledge to the CACF, sometimes with stipulations as to how that money should be distributed). Today it has 86.
    “This is a very, very wealthy community,” says Paul Brockman, who consulted with CACF while spearheading a capital campaign for Shelter for Help in Emergency. “And the people who live here, I’ve found, are very, very generous people.”
    Signs of that generosity and the people attached to it are everywhere. Take a walk through The Paramount Theater on the Downtown Mall and the names of the rainmakers greet you at every turn: Purchase your tickets at the David and Janna O. Gies Ticket Window, enter the theater through the Ann and Jerry Harris Doors, and pass through the gold-leafed Mamie Atkins Jessup and Claude A. Jessup Memorial Lobby, with its imported silk-lined walls.
    Compare the names on the walls of the Paramount to the names on most every other donor-sponsored wall in town: It’s the same crowd again and again. Birdsall, Weschler, Crutchfield, Worrell, Grisham, McNeely, Jessup, Kuttner, Skinner, Fife, Sieg. It’s as if someone made a template for donor walls (pro bono, of course), then passed it out for the nonprofits to build around. Chad Hershner, president and CEO of the Paramount, puts the number of big donor families in the area at about 50.
    That said, Kevin O’Halloran, director of donor relations for the CACF, stresses that charity comes from all sorts of people, and that the giving itself comes in different sizes. Of the 3.5 million tax returns filed in Virginia in 2003, one third reported charitable deductions, according to the Urban Institute. Check out the thank-you page on, say, a Live Arts program or a mailer from Meals on Wheels; the number of donors shelling out a precious $100 or less far exceed the number in the topmost categories.
    “You dig into your wallet, what that number is [that you pull out] doesn’t really matter,” says Thane Kerner, chair of the current capital campaign for the City Center for the Contemporary Arts (sometimes known, incorrectly, as the Live Arts building). “If it’s a number where you notice that the money has gone, you notice.”

Yet while local giving stats grow, so too does the number of local nonprofits looking for support. In the past two years, nonprofits in Char-lottesville and the surrounding five-county area have nearly doubled, up to 750 in 2005, as catalogued by the Virginia Network of Nonprofit Organizations and the CACF. The good news is that more good people are doing more good things for more needy people (or artists). The bad news is that these funds are not unlimited. The fountain of funding is only so deep and there are many cups poised to dip in.
    William Johnson, a professor of economics at UVA, compares the competing campaigns to fast food.
    “If there’s a McDonald’s and a Burger King down the street from each other, and a third fast food restaurant moves onto the block,” he says, “it might be the case that the total amount [spent on fast food] goes up…but at the same time [the third restaurant] takes some business away from the other two.”
    Fundraisers, however, have a strategy. Phase One? Be friends with everyone. While some fundraisers admit there is competition for the gold, and that the competition has stiffened lately, this is a polite crowd. Meaning, none would go so far as to complain. Instead, the spin on that subject (recited with a glass of locally made Meritage in hand at a meet-and-greet reception, perhaps) runs along the lines of, “The more the merrier. Although, yes, of course it’s important to distinguish yourself from the competition.”
    C3A’s Kerner likens the local fundraising climate to the classic theory of shopping centers: More people will spend more if there’s more to spend it on. Instead of dividing donors, the mushrooming number of nonprofits is building them. (Incidentally, fundraising has its own lexicon: It’s not “donate,” it’s “invest.” And “big donor” is a misnomer, because “every donor is a big donor.”)
    Whether funding competition is on the rise, identifying donors and nurturing donor relationships is priority number one. People give to people. Hershner says he approaches fundraising with the mantra: “You should never ask somebody for a gift unless you know the color of their eyes.” Making that connection takes time and patience, but one-on-one donor meetings are the fundraiser’s method of choice. It’s not just talk: According to the Chronicle of Philanthropy, for every dollar spent on a private donor interview, the return is $24 dollars. For every dollar spent on a special event, the return is only $3.
    Finding and snagging those donors is about nurturing social connections (hence the importance of nonprofit boards) and appealing to individual interests.
    “[Giving] depends on who the donor is and what the donor’s interest is…People don’t give [big money] other than to areas of particular interest,” says Gordon Rainey Jr., the Richmond lawyer and UVA alumnus who’s in charge of UVA’s $3 billion capital campaign. In other words, UVA pitches its campaign based on different building projects or disciplines within
the school.
    For example, it’s unlikely the University would ask its famously perky alumna (and incoming CBS nightly news anchor) Katie Couric for a donation to the engineering school. UVA would be smarter to hit her up for a gift to a media studies library, or—because Couric became active in cancer research after losing both her husband and sister to the disease—a gift to the hospital.
    What’s the grand total sum of money currently being chased by the 750 local nonprofits? It’s nearly impossible to say. However, to get a general idea of local need, C-VILLE consulted the CACF. Based on their numbers, it seems safe to say that, at the very least, nonprofits in the area are chasing a treasure trove nearing $3.1 billion. From the giant UVA campaign to “the greenest school in America” to funds for a new YMCA facility, we’ve identified 10 of the top capital campaigns currently angling for a hefty slice of Charlottesville’s ever-expanding donor pie.
    Do you have your checkbook open?

University of Virginia

Feeling the pinch of statewide budget cuts, the No. 2 public university in the nation has seen its funding slashed in recent years. In order to com-pensate for belt-tightening, Mr. Jefferson’s Uni-versity, with enrollment of 19,000 and staff num-bering 11,200, is looking increasingly to private funding to keep it atop the higher education game.
Goal: $3 billion (According to the chief fundraiser, this number could grow after the University finishes a financial plan due by year’s end.)
Currently raised: $900 million since the campaign began in January 2004.
For: Endowment, scholarships, fellowships, endowed faculty positions, new buildings (the South Lawn project, John Paul Jones Arena, etc.)
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Gordon Rainey, Jr.
Timeline: Quiet phase ongoing since January 2004; the public phase will kick off in September; total to be raised by 2012.
Approach: Development officers meet with alumni associations, alumni events are held around the country, potential donors are personally phoned.
Big donors: Ivy Foundation of Charlottesville ($45 million), Claude Moore Charitable Foundation ($5 million to Nursing School), Paul Tudor Jones ($20 million to the John Paul Jones Arena project, for which he got naming rights. The building is named for his father, not the Led Zeppelin bassist).
“Big donor” means: “You’re not going to pin me down on that,” says Rainey. “If I name some figure it’s going to make the people who gave a smaller gift feel unappreciated.”
Make it happen: www.virginia.edu

The Paramount Theater

The renovation process of this 1930s-era 1,040-seat theater on the Downtown Mall took more than a decade after it sat unused for 30 years. The revamped doors finally reopened in December 2004 and since then the stage has welcomed the likes of Tony Bennett, Yo-Yo Ma and the Miami City Ballet.
Goal: $16.7 million
Currently raised: $13.9 million since the campaign began in 2000.
For: Restoration of The Paramount Theater on the Downtown Mall to its original look from the 1930s, as well as to create a fund for long-term building maintenance and educational funding.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Chad Hershner
Timeline: Began fundraising in 2000; broke ground in 2002; hope to have funds entirely raised by April 2007.
Approach: One-on-one interviews, special events and parties, hard hat tours of site (when renovation was still underway).
Big donors: J. Aron Charitable Foundation, Bama Works, City of Charlottesville, Ted Weschler, Scott Thorp
“Big donor” means: $5,000 and up
Make it happen: www.theparamount.netMonticello/Thomas Jefferson
Foundation

Monticello is the hallowed home of Thomas Jefferson and the Foundation serves as the purveyor of his legacy. When news hit that Montalto, the mountain property directly in Monticello’s viewshed, was coming up for sale and vulnerable to developers, Monticello’s top dogs acted quickly, negotiating a contract on Montalto first, fundraising for that money second.
Goal: $15 million
Currently raised: $11.1 million since the campaign began January 2004.
For: Purchasing 330-acre Montalto, the mountain opposite from Monticello, formerly known as Brown’s Mountain.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Melissa Young (since April 2006)
Timeline: Started fundraising in January 2004; hope to finish by this December.
Approach: Networking and one-on-one contact where possible.
Big donors: Kemper Foundations and R. Crosby Kemper ($1.2 million)
“Big donor” means: $5,000 and up
Make it happen: www.monticello.orgCharlottesville Waldorf School

One of 1,000 private schools worldwide based on the teaching of German education philosopher Ru-dolf Steiner, who believed children should be able to learn at their own pace. Offering early childhood education and grades one through eight, the school has changed locations five times in its 25-year history, but hopes to put down permanent roots when it builds “the greenest school in Amer-ica” on a 13-acre property it owns on Rio Road.
Goal: $6.1 million
Currently raised: $2 million since the campaign began in November 2004.
For: The Greenest School in America, meaning an environmentally sustainable building that meets “green” architectural and construction standards.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Marianne Lund
Timeline: Started fundraising in November 2004; hope to have building completed by 2008 and fundraising completed by 2009.
Approach: Nurturing social connections, art shows and concert benefits, community symposiums and events related to environmentally conscious design.
Big donors: Two anonymous donors, one who gave $850,000 and another who gave $400,000.
“Big donor” means: $10,000 and up
Make it happen: http://greenestschool.orgAsh Lawn Summer
Music Festival

Currently in its 27th season, each summer the Music Festival brings opera, musical theater, lectures and musical performances to a temporary open air stage on the property of President James Monroe’s home at Ash Lawn-Highland.
Goal: $6 million
Currently raised: $0
For: Permanent theater to seat 500 indoors, with an additional 250 lawn seats. They are currently working with Bushman-Dreyfus Architects on a preliminary design.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Judy Walker
Timeline: Have not yet started raising money because they are still finalizing the agreement with the College of William and Mary, which owns Ash Lawn-Highland. As a result no timeline has been set.
Approach: N/A
Big donors: N/A
“Big donor” means: N/A
Make it happen: www.ashlawnopera.orgCity Center for
Contemporary Arts

When it opened in 2003, the City Center for Contemporary Arts, or C3A, consolidated the Live Arts theater company, Second Street Gallery and Light House Studio (a youth media nonprofit) under one stylish roof on Water Street.
Goal: $4.15 million
Currently raised: $3.3 million since the campaign began in 1998.
For: Water Street facility that houses Live Arts, Second Street Gallery and Light House Studio.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Thane Kerner
Timeline: Began fundraising in 1998; hope to be finished by April 2007.
Approach: Small donations from a large number of people, encouraging donors with personal connections to the organizations, networking, direct mail, special events, interviews and one-on-one presentations to donors.
Big donors: Bama Works, Batten-Rolph Foundation, Perry Foundation
“Big donor” means: $100,000
Make it happen: www.c3arts.orgBoys and Girls Club

A national program designed to provide educational and emotional support for youth—particularly disadvantaged kids. Locally, 1,000 kids ages 6 to 18 take advantage of the BGC’s programs at either the 10th Street and Cherry Avenue location or at the Southwood Mobile Home Park.
Goal: $10 million
Currently raised: $100,000 since the campaign began in October 2005.
For: New 25,000- to 30,000-square-foot facility near Buford Middle School. The complex will include a gym, computer room, library, fine arts room, a couple of multipurpose rooms, large games room, administrative offices, canteen and kitchen. They are currently looking for architects to put in proposals for the exterior of the project.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: TBD/Currently hiring
Timeline: Started fundraising in October 2005; hope to have enough money to break ground in two to two-and-a-half years; According to Executive Director Timothy Sinatra, a date for completing the fundraising is difficult to pin down because donors often pledge money over a period of time.
Approach: One-on-one interviews.
Big donors: Sinatra would not disclose potential big donors at this point, but did say that “our board is 100 percent behind [this project], and certainly will be some of our largest contributors.”
“Big donor” means: $500,000-$1,000,000
Make it happen: http://avenue.org/bgcvillePiedmont Family YMCA

In 2004, the YMCA provided more than 7,000 kids in Charlottesville and Albemarle County with everything from sports to summer camps to child care to leadership training in its facility off Route 29N.
Goal: $7.5 million, or, with a different building design, $12 million to $15 million.
Currently raised: $4 million since the campaign began in December 2005.
For: 42,000 square foot core facility with pool, locker rooms, wellness center with track, full gym, multipurpose rooms ($7.5 million); 63,000 square-foot facility with core-facility features plus competition pool, additional gym, additional multipurpose rooms, full daycare facility ($12 to $15 million). They are currently working with architects VMDO on a design for the exterior of the building.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Kurt Krueger
Timeline: Began fundraising in December 2005; hope to break ground when they reach $7.5 million in early 2007; haven’t yet set time frame for raising total amount of money.
Approach: Individual meetings with donors,
utilizing personal connections through board members.
Big donors: Albemarle County ($2 million)
“Big donor” means: “Six digits,” says Kreuger.
Make it happen: www.piedmontymca.orgFanfare for the Future/ Charlottesville Symphony Society

Every fall and spring the symphony, with musicians from both the community and UVA, presents a concert series featuring composers from Handel to Bernstein in the Cabell Hall Auditorium.
Goal: $3 million
Currently raised: $1.5 million since the campaign began in January 2005.
For: Endowed chairs, scholarships, educational concerts, guest artists.
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Anitra Archer
Timeline: Began fundraising in January 2005; hopes to be finished by April 2007.
Approach: Announcements during concerts, brochures, pre- and post-intermission concert parties and one-on-one meetings with donors.
Big donors: Not disclosed.
“Big donor” means: $10,000 and up.
FYI: While technically this $3 million is part of UVA’s $3 billion dollar capital campaign, it’s counted separately because the Symphony is its own nonprofit (501c3), and thus is responsible for raising the $3 million on its own.
Make it happen: www.virginia.edu/music/ensembles/cusoShelter for Help in Emergency

Each year since it opened in 1979, the shelter has provided a safe haven for more than 250 victims of domestic violence and abuse—many of them children. The location is secret in order to protect the people that the shelter assists.
Goal: $3 million
Currently raised: $1 million since the campaign began in January 2005.
For: New shelter and new community outreach center. (Would not disclose any further information. The location’s address is kept private due to the nature of the work.)
Campaign Coordinator/Chairman: Paul Brockman
Timeline: Started fundraising in January 2005; hope to break ground sometime this year; hope to complete fundraising in 2007.
Approach: One-on-one contact.
Big donors: Perry Foundation ($250,000), several anonymous donors who have given $50,000 or more.
“Big donor” means: $10,000 and up.
Make it happen:
www.shelterforhelpinemergency.org

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Living

Sticks Grilled Vegetable Gazpacho

Sticks Grilled Vegetable Gazpacho

We love reader recipe requests around here, and we hate to disappoint loyal fans. So, when a reader asked us to “track down the absolutely delicious red pepper sauce from Sticks and publish it for the benefit of everyone’s taste buds,” we immediately placed a call to busy restaurateur Bill Hamilton. Not only is Hamilton co-owner of the Preston and Pantops Sticks locations, but he also oversees, with his wife, Kate, their eponymous establishment on the Downtown Mall. While Hamilton was incredibly gracious and willing to share a recipe with us, the red pepper sauce was, unfortunately, a bit too top-secret for that. He did choose a fine substitute, however, that also has red pepper as an ingredient: Sticks’ Grilled Vegetable Gazpacho. “This soup is very popular, and seasonally appropriate,” Hamilton tells us. It’s also easy and delicious, as well.–Pam Jiranek

Sticks’ Grilled Vegetable Gazpacho

1 red pepper, halved            1 small eggplant, sliced
1 green pepper, halved            1 zucchini, split
1 medium yellow onion, cut into slabs    1 yellow squash, split
                    6 tomatoes, halved

Lightly brush vegetables with olive oil and grill until well marked and softened. Cool and coarsely chop, reserving any juices. Combine with:

2 cucumbers, peeled, seeded, and chopped            1/4 cup red wine vinegar
1 stalk celery, chopped                                          1 tsp. cumin
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil                                   1 small bunch fresh basil, chopped

Pulse in a food processor or blender to the desired texture and finish the seasoning with salt, sugar, and black pepper to your taste. Also, depending on the size and water content of the veggies, you will want to thin the soup with broth or tomato juice to attain the perfect consistency. Chill and enjoy. Serves 12.

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News

Meet your city council candidates

Charlottesville voters will pick two new City Councilors on Tuesday, May 2. Republican incumbent Rob Schilling wants a second term, while two Democrats—Dave Norris and Julian Taliaferro—seek elected office for the first time. Last week C-VILLE asked the three candidates how they would improve Charlottesville, how City Council could work better and, perhaps most importantly, how to stop Blake Caravati, the quotable Francophile Councilor who is stepping down after two terms. Here at C-VILLE, we judge politicians by their sense of humor, and on this point the Dems win, hands down.—John Borgmeyer


Julian Taliaferro
Age: 65
Occupation:  Treasurer, International Association of Fire Chiefs (Retired as Charlottesville Fire Chief in 2005).
Previous elected experience: None at local level.
Campaign spending to date: I think, as of earlier this week, around $9,000.
Slogan: “Yes To Charlottesville.”
How long have you lived in Charlottesville: Almost 44 years.
Political hero: John Kennedy, among others.
Charlottesville would be better if: we made it a truly “World Class City” for all of our residents.
City Council would work better if:
everyone was civil to one another.
If I could get rid of one City Councilor,
it would be: none, as that is the voters’ decision.
People don’t get upset about: change
as long as you: listen to them, take their suggestions and concerns seriously, and include them in the final decision-making process.
The only way I would ever change my party affiliation is if: the party failed to live up to its principles of inclusion, opportunity, fairness and justice for all.
The only way to stop Blake Caravati is: to buy him a bottle of good French wine.


Dave Norris
Age: 35
Occupation: Executive director, PACEM Homeless Shelter.
Previous elected experience: I’m a first-time candidate.
Campaign spending to date: I’ve raised and spent over $4,000 from my own campaign coffers, and our joint campaign is raising and spending significantly more than that (don’t have exact numbers just yet).
Slogan: “Yes to Charlottesville!”
How long have you lived in Charlottesville: 11 years.
Political hero: Robert Kennedy, Paul Wellstone.
Charlottesville would be better if: we had more affordable housing for the folks that do the hard work of making this city function (teachers, police officers, firefighters, retail/service workers, etc.).
City Council would work better if: the Councilors would put an end to all the silly shenanigans and stay focused on getting positive things done for the city.
If I could get rid of one City Councilor, it would be: that mysterious Craig Brown dude. He sits up there on the dais, hardly ever speaks and never bothers to vote! And you thought Rob Schilling was a serial abstainer…
People don’t get upset about: elected leaders who don’t have all the answers
as long as you: demonstrate that you’ll work hard to find an answer.
The only way I would ever change my party affiliation is if: Messrs. Bush and Cheney would end the war in Iraq, make peace between the Israelis and Palestinians, initiate single-payer national health care, make us energy-independent in 20 years through major investments in alternative energy, rebuild America’s manufacturing sector, raise the federal minimum wage to a “living wage,” stop scapegoating gays and feminists for everything that’s wrong with our culture…oh, and resign, and take Rumsfeld with them…then I’d proudly declare myself a Republican.
The only way to stop Blake Caravati is: don’t even try. Why not focus on a more realistic goal, like getting Stratton Salidis to endorse the Meadowcreek Parkway?


Rob Schilling
Age: 44
Occupation: Public Servant, Realtor, and Music Minister.
Previous elected experience: (Almost) four years experience on Charlottesville City Council.
Campaign spending to date: Far too busy right now to keep track!
Slogan: “One voice can make a difference.”
How long have you lived in Charlottesville: Moved to this area in 1998.
Political hero: Abraham Lincoln.
Charlottesville would be better if: control of local government was relinquished to the people.
City Council would work better if:
there were nonpartisan local elections,
as suggested by former Councilor
Meredith Richards.
If I could get rid of one City Councilor, it would be: I welcome everyone’s view and everyone’s presence on Council. Competing and diverse ideas lead to a stronger, more effective government.
People don’t get upset about: change
as long as you: include them in the
process.
The only way I would ever change
my party affiliation is if: In the context of local government, party affiliation is unimportant.
The only way to stop Blake Caravati is: Who wants to stop Blake? And why?