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UVA snuggles up to HealthSouth

The UVA Medical Center is planning to create a new long-term acute care hospital somewhere in Albemarle County. The venture will be a 50/50 partnership with Alabama-based HealthSouth Corporation, one of the largest health care service providers in the United States. The new 40-bed facility will serve the clinical needs of acute patients who require care for more than 25 days. The purpose is to consolidate such patients in one location with physicians and nurses who specialize in long-term acute care.
    The Medical Center is no stranger to private partnerships—it already has several, including an existing 50/50 joint venture with HealthSouth called UVA-HealthSouth Rehabilitation Hospital, a 50-bed inpatient and outpatient rehabilitation center at Fontaine Research Park launched in 1998. Although HealthSouth has recently been rocked by scandal, UVA appears confidant the corporate giant has successfully cleansed its tarnished past.
    In 2003, HealthSouth found itself mired in a $1.4 billion accounting fraud scandal, along with several class-action securities lawsuits. These troubles eventually led to a complete overhaul of the company’s senior management team and board of directors, followed by a $100 million civil settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Former HealthSouth CEO Richard M. Scrushy, who was acquitted in the fraud case (in a surprising blow to federal prosecutors), was convicted earlier this summer of bribing former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman for a seat on that state’s health care board.
    Despite HealthSouth’s recent history, Peter Jump, public relations director at the UVA Health System, says, “Our [current] partnership with HealthSouth has been very successful in providing care for patients that need physical rehabilitation services. Based on our experience, we have tremendous confidence that our [new] partnership will benefit long-term acute care patients.” Pending negotiation and final approval of the deal by UVA and regulatory authorities, Jump expects the new hospital to open sometime in 2008.

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Former Pastor faces child porn charges

A former Lutheran pastor charged with 20 counts of possession of child pornography, as well as two counts of videotaping non-consenting adults, has been released on $100,000 conditional bond following a July 19 hearing. Gregory Briehl—who, until this spring, was an associate pastor at the Peace Lutheran Church as well as counselor at First Stone Counseling Center—turned himself into Albemarle authorities July 18 after they issued a warrant for his arrest.
    At Briehl’s bond hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court, Detective Chuck Marshall detailed much of the evidence. The child-pornography possession charges stem from 100 images of children found on Briehl’s computer, according to Marshall. The children all appeared to be between 12 and 17 years of age, he said. Marshall also claims that investigators have evidence of videotaping involving children, including footage shot at the Lutheran Church that “focuses on private parts.” Additional charges are expected, says Lieutenant John Teixeira of the Albemarle Police Department in a press release.
    Briehl also has two misdemeanor charges for videotaping that have been filed in Albemarle General District Court. Prosecutors claim that Briehl, 52, placed secret cameras around his home—including in the bathroom—and filmed guests without their knowledge.
    Several friends and family attended the hearing to vouch for Briehl. Among them was Tom Leland, a senior minister at University Baptist Church who is helping to secure Briehl’s bond. Leland said he has made over 20 referrals to Briehl’s counseling service.
    “He was a great counselor,” said Leland during the hearing. He testified that many of those he referred to Briehl later commented that the pastor’s counsel had saved their marriages and even, in some cases, their lives.
    Briehl’s own family life has rapidly deteriorated since this spring, however, when he left the Peace Lutheran Church, reportedly following an affair with a woman in his congregation. Since then, he has been living with Dan and Sylvia Guengerich, who have agreed to continue housing Briehl until his trial is complete. While out on bail, Briehl isn’t allowed contact with a computer, or anyone under the age of 18—including his three children, all boys, who range in age from 6 to 10 years old.

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Public swearing arrests

Ah, summer in Charlottesville. A perfect time for outdoor concerts, evening strolls on the Mall and the sort of public profanity that causes bystanders to ask, “You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
    Public swearing/intoxication arrests totaled 22 in the city two weekends ago. But Charlottesville Police Captain Bryant Bibb says those arrests were mainly for public drunkenness, not cursing.
    In the Virginia Code, swearing and drunkeness are joined at the hip. Any person who “profanely curses or swears, or is intoxicated in public” is guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor, which carries a fine of up to $250.
    But careful, sailors. There’s also another law that prohibits using bad language toward others. You can’t use any “violent, abusive language” to someone “or any of his relations.” Swearing about somebody’s mother or cousin Jeb can fetch you a Class 3 misdemeanor, which ups the fine to a potential $500.
    Virginia has had public profanity laws on the books since 1950. Popular curses back then included “Aw, H-E-double-hockey-sticks!” and “gosh darnit.”
    Habitual trash-talkers can relax, though. It’s tough to get arrested for merely swearing. Captain Bibb says, “Just because a police officer hears somebody swear, we’re not going to put the handcuffs on them.”
    The real trouble comes if you swear while trying to remove the cap of your 15th Zima.

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Corner killer sued for wrongful death

The family of Walker Sisk, who was stabbed to death in November 2003, has served his killer, Andrew Alston, with a $3 million lawsuit.
    Alston was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for stabbing Sisk, a 22-year-old volunteer firefighter, 18 times in a drunken altercation at the corner of 14th and Wertland streets. He was released from jail on June 21.
    The victim’s family and lawyers waited until Alston was no longer incarcerated to serve the suit. “If it was served while Alston was still in prison, then the State would have to pay for a lawyer to defend him. That’s not something we want,” the Sisks’ attorney, Bryan Slaughter, told C-VILLE in early June.
    The lawsuit claims “As a result of Walker’s death, Howard and Barbara Sisk have lost their only child, and therefore have suffered substantial damages and losses.” The suit seeks $2 million in compensatory damages and $1 million in punitive damages.
    “Obviously for the Sisks, money is not what they’re after. They’re after any measure of justice, and they don’t feel like they got it in the criminal case,” says Slaughter. Alston was released from his three year sentence nearly five months early for good behavior. “This is all they have left,” Slaughter says.
    The suit has been filed in Charlottesville Circuit Court, and is in early litigation stages. The Sisks are waiting for Alston’s attorneys to answer the suit.

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Parking-meter thief hits jackpot, then jail

David Robert Brown, 35, was charged with grand larceny for stealing more than $1,000 from parking meters in the Water Street lot. Police caught him on camera around 1:45am Monday, July 17, tampering with meters.
    Meters were checked and cleared out by the City on June 13. When they were checked again June 30, about 30 meters didn’t have any change in them, so police set up a sting, a police source says.
    The ingenious pocket-change thief (and, one presumes, frequent Coinstar patron) used a manufactured key device to break into the meters, which were not permanently damaged. Officials are trying to determine how Brown, who is not a City employee, made the false key.
    Brown was charged with felony grand larceny, felony possession of burglary tools, and tampering with a coin-operated machine (a misdemeanor). He is currently out of jail on bond.

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Cops sued for serial rapist DNA search

A man who says a Charlottesville Police DNA dragnet violated his constitutional rights may be joined by other victims in a class-action suit.
    Larry Monroe of Charlottesville was one of 190 black men approached for a DNA sample as police attempted to catch a serial rapist. During the investigation, from late 2003 to April 2004, 160 men provided saliva samples and 30 refused.
    Monroe’s attorney, Deborah C. Wyatt, says many men felt they couldn’t refuse the request for a DNA sample. “They didn’t feel free to say no,” she says.
    Wyatt claims that one man, after refusing to give a sample, was promptly arrested for being drunk in public, and then swabbed. “You say no and then things happen,” she says.
Monroe’s suit was originally dismissed from Circuit Court in 2004, but is now moving through motions in U.S. District Court. Judge Norman K. Moon is currently deliberating whether to allow other plaintiffs to join in a class action.
    The suit names the City of Charlottesville, Police Chief Timothy J. Longo and Detective James Mooney. It says men who were DNA swabbed were denied equal protection and were targeted because of race. It also claims that the dragnet amounted to an unreasonable search and seizure. Wyatt says officers approached men on the street and at their places of employment, with little regard for privacy, and often targeted men who did not match the rapist’s physical profile.
    Cases like this are well suited to class-action suits, Wyatt says, because additional defendants will be spared expense, and there’s a consistent ruling for all victims. In this case, each plaintiff would seek $15,000 from the City.
    Longo called off the dragnet, which was criticized as “racial profiling” by many, in April, 2004 Police were subsequently required to conduct preliminary investigations before swabbing, and inform people of their right to refuse when approached. None of the collected samples matched the rapist’s DNA, and he remains at large.

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Movie Reviews

Monster House
PG, 91 minutes
Now playing at Carmike Cinema 6

For some reason, live-action films now aspire to be cartoons, and cartoons aspire to be live-action films. And then there are those weird hybrids. Monster House, like last year’s The Polar Express, started with live actors, who were required to wear special suits embedded with thousands of tiny reflectors. The performances were digitally recorded, then animators used the reflectors as reference points, constructing animated characters that would have the fluidity of motion that human characters have. Or so the theory goes. Myself, I found these characters to be a little marionette-like—but then there would come this moment where, like Pinocchio, they suddenly seemed realer than real. It’s creepy.
    And so is Monster House. Ostensibly for kids, it’s a haunted-house movie in which the house itself is the monster, gobbling up anyone who happens to step past the property line, especially on Halloween. But the kid who lives across the street, a Harry Potterish youngster named DJ (Mitchell Musso), can’t stay away. Along with his Ron-like sidekick, Chowder (Sam Lerner), and their new Hermione-esque friend, Jenny (Spencer Locke), he launches an assault on the old place armed only with Super-Soakers. But first they have to get past the decrepit man who lives there, an Oscar the Grouch with bloodshot eyes and cadaverous skin played by—who else?—Steve Buscemi.
    “Motion capture” more than proved its usefulness in Lord of the Rings and King Kong, where Andy Serkis gave a captivating performances as both a 90-pound weakling and an 8,000-pound gorilla. Here it’s used to create characters who look like they’ve just stepped out of a children’s storybook. The movie gains momentum, but loses focus, when the kids enter the morphing house. But before that it has a nice early Spielberg flavor, thanks in part to a very kid-savvy script by Dan Harmon, Ron Schrab and Pamela Pettler. There’s also some lovely artwork, as in the film’s opening, where a leaf drifts to the sidewalk, only to be run over by a tyke on a trike on her way to wherever. But here’s the real question: Why isn’t this scary little movie coming out in late October?

Strangers with Candy
R, 97 minutes
Now playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

I suppose I should tell you to beware of Strangers with Candy. It’s nowhere near as good as the Comedy Central show it’s derived from. But those of us who used to set our clocks by the demented misadventures of Jerri Blank—“a boozer, a user and a loser” who, after a lengthy stay in prison, takes another swing at high school, having struck out the first time—will accept whatever comes our way. And that’s what sent me running out to see this strangely disappointing movie, a lost episode that remains to be found. The good news is that Amy Sedaris, the woman who yanked Jerri from the far reaches of her fetid imagination, is in top form, scoring laughs off her face alone: that vicious overbite, the nervous eye tic, the ski-jump hairdo. Unless you’ve caught one of her hilarious “Letterman” appearances, where she shares her own demented misadventures, you’d never know that Sedaris is actually quite attractive. But what makes her such a great comedian is her willingness to let things get ugly.
    That was the TV show’s strength as well. Taking off from those ‘70s after-school specials where, when life dealt you lemons, you made Lemon Pledge, it showed us just how bad high school can be—wave upon wave of intense boredom, punctuated by random acts of senseless cruelty. And the movie version doesn’t let up a bit, sending Jerri back into the educational sausage factory, where she spends half her time sucking up to the cool kids, the other half warding off blows. And rest assured, she remains a rather dim bulb. When Principal Blackman (Grey Hollimon, as amusingly deranged as ever) asks her what her I.Q. is, she doesn’t miss a beat. “Pisces,” she replies. And yet she winds up competing in the annual science fair, an intramural wrestling match that brings out the worst in everybody—and I mean that in a good way. Still, you have to wonder: Is this the best the filmmakers could come up with? A science fair? Do schools even have science fairs anymore?
    Paul Dinello (who also directed) and Stephen Colbert (who co-wrote the script with Dinello and Sedaris) are back as Mr. Jellineck and Mr. Noblet—a priggish pair whose office romance is a secret to nobody but themselves. And a number of big-name actors—Matthew Broderick, Sarah Jessica Parker, and even Philip Seymour Hoffman, who acts like he just stopped by to have his parking ticket validated—put in appearances. But nobody can seem to lift this thing out of what appears to be a bad case of the doldrums. Dinello gives many of the scenes a shadowy noir look, which makes no sense at all. And the comic bits, though often amusing, don’t build. Except for the script, which contains some wonderfully wicked lines—“I need more out of this relationship than I’m willing to put in,” Noblet tells Jellinek—the movie seems to have been flung together on a couple of spare weekends. And that’s too bad, because Jerri Blank, the buck-toothed poster girl for No Child Left Behind, deserves much, much more.

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Council thanks heaven for Noah Schwartz

In recent years, Charlottesville’s Redevelopment and Housing Authority (CRHA)—charged with the oversight and maintenance of Section 8 and public housing—has been notoriously inept. Consequently, the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has classified the City for the last three years with troubled housing status.
    To combat the embarrassing boondoggle, the City hired a new director for the CHRA, and on Monday night, July 17, he was ready to give a prognosis of his first year’s work to City Council. First, Councilor and CRHA Chair Kendra Hamilton had a few words. “We are relieved this is in the capable hands of Noah Schwartz, who is leading us out of the valley of the shadow of death,” she said. “We are very grateful for him.”
    “No pressure,” Schwartz replied to scattered laughs. He then ran through an exhausting litany of stats (with a $5.6 million budget, the CRHA manages 376 units of public housing at 11 sites in the city, and also administers 300 Housing Choice Voucher rental units to approximately 2,000 individuals), accomplishments (“What I’m most proud of is our customer service,” Schwartz said) and challenges (HUD doesn’t finance the agency enough to meet public housing needs so it is $100,000 short of revenue every year). As he talked, slides of happy public housing residents flashed on a screen behind him.
    “We have a lot more to do that we haven’t done,” concluded Schwartz, before ceding the floor to the council. New councilor Julian Taliaferro offered the first of many words of praise. “I’d like to commend you for the emphasis you’ve put on customer service,” he said. “People need to be treated with the utmost respect.”
    “We understand where they’re coming from,” Schwartz explained.
    “The first thing we have to do is get off the troubled status so we can get on firm footing,” Hamilton suggested.
    “I just love how you say things,” Schwartz gushed, drawing guffaws.
    New Councilor Dave Norris also congratulated Schwartz for his customer service before offering a broad compliment. “I commend you and your staff for righting the ship.”
    Mayor David E. Brown recounted a brief anecdote of how he once ran a soccer program for low-income kids before summing up the council’s overall affection for the new director. “You really have our support.”

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Stem-Cell vote bedevils state politicos

On July 19, 2006, George W. Bush used his veto power for the first time in his presidency to trump a Senate vote which sought to extend federal funding of embryonic stem-cell research. His veto was widely expected, as he had made it quite clear in a 2001 statement that his preference was to largely restrict the scientific research. So how did Charlottesville’s federal representatives fare in this moral showdown? To pass in the Senate, many Republicans had to jump ship, with normally staunch Bush allies like Orrin Hatch and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist parting ways with the president.
    Virginia’s delegation provided an odd twist, as both senators reversed earlier positions. While Warner had commended Bush in 2001 for his policy of limited embryonic stem-cell research, he voted in favor of the Senate bill, saying that “subsequent years of experience in this area have demonstrated that the administration’s policy should be expanded.” George Allen, on the other hand, had earlier invoked language remarkably similar to the passed bill, but when it came time to vote withdrew his support, basing his reversal “on the advancement of science and studying the issue.”
    Over in the House, an attempt to override the veto predictably failed, with Rep. Virgil Goode backing the President. In May 2005, Goode voted against a house bill that mirrored the Senate’s. In a statement, the Charlottesville Congressman said that, while nearly everyone in Congress supports embryonic stem-cell research, there are disagreements about federal funding for the programs. He added that, if embryonic stem-cell research is as great as certain drug companies and speculators claim, “then I think that they should use their own money, and not taxpayer money.”

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Local group calls for impeachment

A mostly older crowd packed the meeting hall of the Thomas Jefferson Memorial Church on Wednesday, July 19, with one purpose: to impeach the president.
    The event, sponsored by the Charlottesville Center for Peace and Justice, was moderated by David Swanson, a board member of CCPJ and co-founder of the anti-war website afterdowningstreet.org. He kicked off the teach-in by introducing David Waldman, a nationally recognized blogger who has written at length about impeaching President Bush.
    Following the introductory speeches, a video produced by The Center for Constitutional Rights, a nonprofit human rights group, was shown. The short film cited unauthorized NSA domestic wiretapping, the war in Iraq, and the use of torture as valid reasons for impeaching the president.
    Swanson and Waldman both offered their take on the video and fielded questions from members of the audience, many of whom had traveled from out of town for the presentation. CCPJ is more focused, however, on taking local action. According to Swanson, the group will soon present a resolution calling for the impeachment of President Bush to Charlottesville’s City Council.