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Northern exposure

As I sit up here in the middle of Loudoun County, I find it necessary to crank up the volume on my TV set or CD player to overcome the deafening sound of trees falling to the developers’ dozers. I am sending a stern warning to my “southern neighbors” in Charlottesville and Albemarle [“How dense can we get?” January 9], to take control of your county now before it starts to look like Loudoun. It has already started.

The majority of our “supes” are so unabashedly pro growth, that one had the audacity to call himself a puppet of the developer and building community. The “Group of 5” have approved just about every plan to add more houses that come before them. People here are fed up with their shenanigans and idea that we can build our way out of the problems the growth creates. Growth never pays for itself.

In the years before their election in 2003, the Supes approved a vast down-zoning of the still largely rural western part of Loudoun. It was approved and was about to be enacted when the greedy developer/land baron community sued the county claiming that the public notice to the citizens of Loudoun was not done properly, a technicality. It went to court and the Virginia Supreme Court agreed. Instead of just readvertising the public notice and bring back the plan that had taken so many years of planning, the newly elected “developer funded” Board of Supes, just let the zoning go back to the former recipe, A-3, which eats up rural land at an amazing rate. A land rush ensued until today, when a more watered down version of the rezoning of the county was approved. Already, 25 “put upon” landowners have sued again.

Our Board of Supervisors meetings are contentious and withering and even though the vast majority of the citizens in the county want growth slowed, the five “growth oriented” supes look the other way, smirk or just chalk it up to their motto that “growth is inevitable.” Just this week, all five have announced their intent to run for re-election this November. That is the gall they exude: They know that most of Loudoun doesn’t think the way they do, they are still going to run. They are arrogant, rude and undeniably the worst supes Loudoun has ever seen.

I read C-VILLE every week, and see that the ugly hand of greed and overbuilding has reached all the way to Albemarle. From my view up here, Biscuit Run is a ridiculous plan for that part of the city. Even cutting down the number of homes to 3,100, just the traffic created in that part of Charlottesville will overwhelm existing roads and even the collector road proposed by the developer. Does Charlottesville need 3,100 homes? I don’t think so. Route 29 is starting to look and feel like Route 50 here. How many “big box,” boring chain stores do you need? Part of the charm of Charlottesville was always the home-grown shops and restaurants. Now Charlottesville looks like Peoria.

Citizens of Albemarle better wake up and smell the diesel fumes emanating from the hordes of bulldozers coming your way. People here stupidly sat on their butts in 2003 and voted in five supes who garnered most of their campaign monies from known developers and won anyway. We think that November 2007 will be a great bloodletting of these myopic, one-sided, so-called elected leaders. But voter apathy is strong up here. Hopefully, the mess created in the last four years will get people to the polls in November.

Albemarle citizens need to pay close attention to your own supes and boot them out of office if they don’t do more to preserve the beautiful countryside of Albemarle and even parts of Charlottesville. Every bit of open space in town doesn’t have to be built on. You can still make a difference, but you have to be proactive and keep a close eye on the building plans submitted, rezoning applications and the connections your supes have with the building community. It is your quality of life that is at stake. Get involved NOW!
   
C-R-A-C-K….oops, another tree gone here in Loudoun, and it is Saturday!

George A. Santulli
Loudoun County


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Arts

Whole lot of love

Yo La Tengo (www.yolatengo.com) has been through town a number of times now since the late 1980s, and for one member, James McNew, the upcoming Charlottesville gig is a sort of homecoming. Did The University bring him here, I asked? “Oh God, no!” He moved here with his folks in 1978 and lived on the same block as longtime UVA men’s basketball coach Terry Holland. “After alienating everybody that I could in high school, including myself,” he says, McNew tried college elsewhere in Virginia. “I left triumphantly and came back home defeated.”


Musicians and fans here know that the Corner parking lot is the job that fostered numerous interesting alt-rock music careers, in addition to that of Yo La Tengo’s James McNew, middle. Other parking lot alums: Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus and Happy Flowers’ John Beers, John Lindaman and Matt Datesman.

Through local pop icon Maynard Sipe, McNew got a job at the Corner parking lot. Musicians and fans in town are aware that the parking lot is the job that fostered numerous interesting alt-rock music careers. Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus, Happy FlowersJohn Beers, John Lindaman and Matt Datesman, and many others all put in shifts there. Members of Red Wizard and several other bands staff the booth to this day. McNew says, “It was the best non-rock band job that I ever had. I got to listen to records all day, and I started a fanzine [And Suddenly] while I was there. It started as a pretentious, literary thing, and then I got more into music. John Beers was there, and I was a fan of The Landlords and The Happy Flowers, so I was star struck. I know that Thomas Jefferson is great, but Maynard Sipe is Charlottesville for me.”

“The parking lot was where I first realized that maybe the whole world is not crazy. I am not sure that people realize the deep philosophical nature of the job.”

McNew says that big influences on him musically and otherwise were fanzines Forced Exposure and Conflict, the latter being published by Gerard Cosloy, one of the original founders of Matador Records, Yo La Tengo’s label.

McNew went to a lot of shows during that period in town, Yo La Tengo included. He made friends with the Boston band Christmas, who drove a long way to open for Robyn Hitchcock at Trax. Hitchcock cancelled, but McNew stayed in touch with Christmas and began sending them tapes of music he had been making. He started visiting and writing music with them, and then in 1989, he moved to Las Vegas as a member of the band. The band “endured one Vegas summer” and then moved to Providence, Rhode Island, where McNew lived before moving to Brooklyn.

McNew says that Christmas and Yo La Tengo had always hung out together, and that he was a big fan of YLT’s music. “Yo La Tengo were about to do a tour, and they weren’t sure who the bassist was going to be. We were at dinner and I had a mouthful of food and I semi-seriously suggested that I take the job. The tour was spring 1991 and I had the greatest time. And then that summer, we did a European tour with Eleventh Dream Day, and my mind was blown.” Over the next 15 years, McNew has recorded and played with one of the most important indie rock bands ever.

So do Charlottesville shows seem like coming home? “It is a very odd experience. It makes me think a lot. Many of the things that I associated with Charlottesville, including people, are gone now. Brooklyn seems like my hometown.” But the Corner parking lot still resonates with McNew. “We played Trax in 1997, with David Kilgour of the New Zealand band The Clean. I had listened to The Clean so many times in the booth at the parking lot. And here I was 10 years later, touring with him, and now people were coming out to hear the music.”

Bands do reunion tours, but a true local rock event would be Hall of Fame Week at the parking lot. McNew likes the idea. “I don’t think John Beers would ever do it though. But when I was in town over the holidays, I stopped by to try and pick up a couple of shifts.”

McNew has several CDs out with his own band, Dump. He is also a big fan of the Charlottesville burger scene, claiming the original Riverside location as his favorite eating spot.

Yo La Tengo plays Starr Hill on Thursday, February 8, with Merge recording artists The Rosebuds (www.therosebuds.com) opening.

What is James McNew listening to now? “We just did an American tour with Oakland band Why? They have a hip-hop background and pop music experience as well. They are completely amazing and totally unusual.”

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Living

Talking in tongues

At my mother’s insistence, I took French in high school. I think she thought that all proper young ladies spoke French, despite the fact that all the cool kids took Spanish. I regularly took comfort in the fact that at least I wasn’t one of those dorks stuck learning Latin. Fifteen years after the fact, I think my mother recognizes the error of her ways in not allowing me to take Spanish and thus learn to communicate with half of my fellow countrymen and women; I, on the other hand, am fully remorseful for having so heartlessly dismissed the beauty of Latin.
Latin is so delightfully nerdy sounding…and looking. While I still don’t know any, and could never converse with Marc Anthony or anything (wait…that’s J-Lo’s husband. I think I mean Mark Antony?), the Internet offers plenty of sites that have numerous indispensable phrases translated from English into Latin. The site listed above is one of my favorites.

If I were wandering around ancient Rome looking for a loo, I would print this page out before time traveling, and then get a kick out of asking locals things like “Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio,” (“Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway”) or “Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?” (“Seen any good movies lately?”)

Incidentally, Latin is always a classy choice for a gravestone. I think about what will go on mine probably more than I should, and for sentimental reasons—it was my father’s favorite refrain, when I was 6 and relentlessly asking him for a pony—I think I’ll have the words “Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure” engraved on my stone. My lesson for the ages? “I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.”

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UVA rapist gets 40 years

A Charlottesville judge issued a 40-year sentence to a man who pleaded guilty to the 2005 rape of a UVA student. John Henry Agee, 38, will be off the streets, but his victim is still fighting a lawsuit brought by a man she wrongly pointed to as her attacker.

In September 2005, Agee followed the victim, a UVA law student, as she walked home from a party on Jefferson Park Avenue. Agee attacked the 23-year-old woman, dragged her into the woods and raped her (though he maintained that they had consensual sex).


38-year-old John Henry Agee was sentenced to serve 40 years for the rape of a UVA law student.

Within hours, police picked up Chris Matthew, a black man who happened to be nearby, and the victim identified him as her attacker. Matthew spent five days in jail and is now seeking $750,000 for the misidentification in a civil suit.

Police charged Agee for the rape last September when his DNA, collected from another felony, matched semen found at the crime scene. Police also found the victim’s panties and earrings in the woods off Sunset Avenue.

Agee pleaded guilty to object sexual penetration, and entered an Alford plea, admitting he could be convicted of rape.

“This offender at this point needs to be disabled and needs to be punished,” said Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Elizabeth Killeen in Charlottesville Circuit Court during his sentencing on January 16.

As a result of the attack, the victim abandoned her scholarship at UVA law to enroll in another school, is living at home with her parents and has had to undergo counseling—counseling she will eventually have to justify to the bar when she seeks membership as an attorney, Killeen said.

Killeen also highlighted the financial strain on the victim from hiring legal counsel and defending Matthew’s lawsuit. Judge Jay T. Swett said he would not consider the civil suit against the victim as a factor in Agee’s sentencing.

Defense attorney Denise Luns-ford argued for lenience—she said Agee had a tough upbring-ing and his records show he has a low IQ and difficulty reading social cues.

Convicts are allowed to say a few words before they are sentenced. Agee said he did not “rape her or harm her at all.” “For what it’s worth, I’m sorry for all this mess,” he said to the victim’s father.

Agee was sentenced to 30 years for object sexual penetration, with 10 suspended, and 40 years for rape, with 10 suspended. He is also ordered to undergo sex offender counseling.

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Arts

Talkin’ trash

“Dirt”
Tuesday 10pm, F/X

Critics have savaged this new F/X drama based on the seedy underbelly of Hollywood tabloids. The subject matter is pitch black, with pregnant starlets ODing, schizophrenic photogs maiming themselves to get a prize shot, and rap moguls beheading greedy performers. But if, like me, you occasionally enjoy wallowing in the worst humanity has to offer, it’s satisfying in an over-the-top way. Plus, I’d forgotten how fantastic series producer/star Courteney Cox can be when she tries her hand at drama. She makes editrix Lucy Spiller both admirably ambitious and reproachfully soulless. My kinda lady. The scripts definitely need work, but it’s got an original premise and Cox’s star power behind it, so here’s hoping. Also, look for “Friends” co-star/professional doormat Jennifer Aniston to make an appearance in March.

“Men in Trees”
Thursday 10pm, ABC

In my fall TV preview I completely dismissed this Anne Heche dramedy as a hokey fiasco, an ill-conceived mash-up of “Northern Exposure” and “Sex and the City.” And it is. But damned if the Artist Formerly Known as Celestia doesn’t make it work. Heche plays Marin Frist, a big-city relationship guru who relocates to a quirky, male-dominated town in Alaska after discovering that her fiancé was screwing around. Now Marin doles out advice to the town’s lovelorn burlymen while realizing that she knows nothing about guys herself. It’s total chick lit BS, and that makes it a perfect counterpoint to lead-in “Grey’s Anatomy.” Plus, Justine Bateman has just come on as the pregnant ex of Marin’s studly love interest, and I just cannot say no to a Bateman.

“I Love New York”
Monday 9pm, VH1

When VH1 first announced this distaff spinoff of dating show “Flavor of Love,” I wondered: How will they make a crazy bitch like New York likable? Answer: They didn’t, and for that I am eternally grateful. The network made ratings hay by having has-been rapper Flavor Flav dump and humiliate the woman on national TV. Twice. Now the suits have given New York 20 bachelors to pick from in the hopes of finding true love. But she remains the H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch in Charge), and three episodes in I’m still confused as to why any of these men legitimately would want to date her. Pretty, yes. Emasculating and unhinged, absolutely. But most of these guys aren’t prizes, either. Aside from personal faves Rico, Tango and 12 Pack (oh, 12 Pack…), she’s got some straight-up losers to pick from, including thuggerific front-runner Chance. Listen to your mother for once, girl! She might be even nuttier than you, but she’s dead on with that sucker.

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Living

Veal—er, pork

There is more on Charlottesville’s plate than just what’s found on the Downtown Mall. Traveling outside the reliable confines of the Downtown Mall bubble might well be worth it. At Three Notch’d Grill in Crozet, the Pork Osso Buco with Saffron Risotto is a standout on the menu. 

Co-owner and Chef Hayden Berry says this flavorsome recipe commonly features veal, but the price of veal “has gone through the roof.” So he substituted pork in an effort to maintain a moderately priced menu, and serves the dish with saffron risotto (about 1/2 teaspoon of saffron will flavor 2 cups of risotto, if you’re wondering). Veal osso buco—“osso buco” means “bone with a hole” and refers to the veal’s marrow filling—is a popular Italian dish and there are many variations. If you’re making this at home, you can try the Three Notch’d Grill version or the traditional Milanese version with veal. Then again, maybe chicken will do…

Three Notch’d Grill’s Pork Osso Buco

6 cross cut pork shanks (1 3/4" thick)
about 1/2 cup flour
salt and pepper
1/3 cup olive oil
5 Tbs. butter
2 cups dry white wine
1 carrot
1 celery stalk
1 shallot
1 yellow onion
4 garlic cloves
2 1/2 cups canned tomatoes
3 Tbs. tomato paste
zest and juice of 1 lemon
zest and juice of 1 orange
3 cups veal stock
1 bay leaf
parsley, chopped

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pat shanks dry. Season flour with salt and pepper. Heat oil and butter, then dredge shanks in flour mixture, shaking off excess. Brown shanks on all sides. Transfer to a roasting pan. Add wine and boil, scraping up any brown bits, until the liquid is reduced by half. Add the vegetables and garlic and sauté for about 10 minutes. Then add the tomatoes and tomato paste. Stir in zest (reserving a little for garnish) and veal stock. Taste for salt and pepper, and simmer for about 25 minutes.

Purée sauce in blender. Pour sauce over shanks. Cover pan with foil and braise in oven for 1 1/2 hours. Turn shanks over, cover, and continue to braise until meat is very tender, about 1 1/2 hours more. Skim excess fat from surface of sauce before serving. Stir in orange and lemon juices. Mix together parsley and remaining zest and sprinkle over shanks. Serves six.

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Living

Smokin’ Belmont

Slowly but surely, the separate universe that is Belmont is earning its stripes as a dining destination. It’s worth a trip across the bridge to the town-within-a-town for brunch at Mas or lunch at La Taza, and soon you’ll have another reason to make the journey (or, if you live in Belmont, to cheer): a fancy barbecue joint, run by a guy who honed his skill with a smoker on the competitive barbecue circuit.


Wes Wright has given this little building on Hinton Avenue a makeover. Though he’ll serve barbecue, it’s no shack.

We speak of Wes Wright, who boldly predicts that his soon-to-open Belmont Bar-B-Q will become a “Charlottesville institution.” It’s in a cute little building right across Hinton Avenue from La Taza, which not coincidentally is run by Wright’s sister, Melissa Easter. Wright’s been busy remodeling the building and putting in classy touches: nice ceramic tiles on the floor, corrugated metal on the front of the counter, pendant lights. Oh yeah—and a smoker capable of handling 700 pounds of meat at a time. (Any pigs reading this should leave town immediately.)

“Ribs are what it’s all about,” says Wright, waxing nostalgic about his years of reconnaissance in barbecue joints in Memphis, Oklahoma, Kansas City and Texas. Ribs, yes—and brisket, pulled pork, chicken and turkey: a regular carnivore’s nirvana. “I can only live so long without eating barbecue,” he declares.

Though he claims inspiration from those down-and-dirty barbecue pits of the Lower Midwest, Wright promises a sparkly-clean establishment meant mostly for takeout. He also says you’ll be able to order online, then skip the lines and pick up your dinner at a walk-up window. (No immediate plans for an ABC license, says Wright, who intends to open around the end of January. Maybe you’ll carry your takeout across the street and buy a beer from his sister.)
His sister, in turn, might be found at still another establishment on this block—Saxx Jazz and Blues Club—where, starting in February, she’ll be providing food cooked up in her kitchen next door at La Taza. The nosh? “A sophisticated jazz menu,” says Easter: jambalaya, cheese trays, soul food on Sundays, and prime rib smoked at—you guessed it—Wright’s place. If interconnectedness is a recipe for success, this block of Hinton is well on its way to greatness.

Northern disclosure

Times seem tougher on W. Main Street, where Northern Exposure has become the second standby, after the Blue Bird Café, to exit the stage in recent weeks. Though 13-year-old Northern stopped serving regular meals January 15, manager Jeff Hale is careful to paint the change as an “evolution:” He’s joined forces with Applause Catering and will keep Northern alive as an event venue. 

“Over the past year [we’ve had] more and more people looking for places to have private parties, meetings, and lunches,” he says. “It makes sense to move that way.” He hopes to host everything from Christmas parties to sorority dinners.

It was only a year ago that Northern rolled out a new menu in a bid for more traffic, with Hale quoted in this space saying he hoped Northern would be “a major force in the Charlottesville restaurant scene.” (That Coran Capshaw had bought the place seemed like a point in its favor; none of Capshaw’s other seven restaurants have gone this direction.) Now, he says a number of factors—not the least of which is the free trolley that spirits once-reliable student business away to the Downtown Mall—has caused Northern to go slowly south. “Of course it’s really sad” to see the change, says Hale. “I’ve been here 12 years.”

So, if you long for Exposure, throw a party. Or wait for a holiday—they’ll open for special occasions like Valentine’s Day, says Hale.

Got some restaurant scoop? Send your tips to restaurantarama@c-ville.com or call 817-2749, Ext. 48.

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News

Art and consomme

The first true restaurant proprietor is believed to have been one Monsieur Boulanger, a soup vendor, who in 1765 opened his business on the Rue Bailleul, in Paris. The sign above his door advertised restoratives, referring to the soups and broths available within…So that what we now know as ‘restaurants’ took their name from the sign that was actually advertising what was sold, not ‘where’ as it is today.—from Tallyrand’s Culinary Fare


Will Richey had never cooked professionally until, in October 2005, he bought Revolutionary Soup, inspired by Escoffier, the legendary French chef who, in the late 19th century, wrote the book on French cuisine. A soup restaurant in a basement was not the perfect fit for his ambitions, but the price was right.

It is a Saturday morning in early January and Will Richey is making breakfast. He arrived at Revolutionary Soup, the restaurant he owns on the Downtown Mall, a little before 8. The rest of the staff won’t show up until half an hour later, and the first customers show up a half hour after that. When Will gets to the quiet and empty kitchen, the first thing he does, passing the long stainless steel table in the center of the room, is put a pot of water on the stove to boil and prepare a French press of ground coffee. Then he spoons out some of the 10 to 15 gallons of soup he sells each week into the 11 metal urns that sit up front. The soups get better as they sit, and accordingly, they have all been prepared earlier in the week. The lamb curry is best after three days. The turnip and bacon, a rarely made house favorite, is perfect after five.

Will chops some beets and covers them with olive oil and the black pepper he has just ground, leaving the knife to rest on the cutting board flecked with red beet juice. He cubes butternut squash and starts talking about John Ruskin. “Ruskin,” he says of the 19th century British art critic, “was what inspired me to think about things.

“[Ruskin] was the first aesthetician,” Will continues, turning to make breakfast for the two customers who have, uncustomarily at this early hour, wandered in. He believes in Art for the sake of Truth. “Baudelaire said you should be an artist, a priest, or a warrior. Everything else is nothing.

“I want to be an artist,” he declares.

Breakfast is a labor of love for Will, but it is not a moneymaker. The griddle hisses and there is a spurt of fire as he paints it with butter to make eggs over easy, bacon and grits, the kind of breakfast he grew up on. Most of the day at Revolutionary Soup you can get your food prepared the way you like, but breakfast is done Will’s way, which for a man who makes art in the kitchen, means grits that are stone ground locally, and are often still soft and warm when they get to the shop. Will makes enough for his staff, too, and everyone gathers in the kitchen to eat the simple, delicious food.

Wilson Richey, born in 1976, is 30 years old. He had never cooked professionally until, in October 2005, he bought Revolutionary Soup with his friend and then business partner Josh Zanoff. The pair were devotees of Escoffier, the legendary French chef who, in the late 19th century, wrote the book on French cuisine, (and to whom Kaiser William II said, “I am the emperor of Germany, but you are the emperor of chefs.”) Will was the wine guy and Josh was the food guy, a Culinary Institute of America graduate and, according to Will, the best cook he has ever known. They researched the great, classic dishes and began a dinner club with other local cooks, a la Babette’s Feast (a movie Will calls a “life changer”). The meals were 10, sometimes 12 courses and could last four hours. After holding more than 10 of these dinners over the course of a few years, Will and Josh thought, “Why not open a restaurant?” They would serve fancy, Belle Epoque meals but in a casual, low-cost setting. They’d spend the money on preparation and ingredients, on the food.

Revolutionary Soup, the small, basement restaurant on Second Street that was on its second set of owners in 2005, was not exactly ideal. Will had never even been into the tiny, hidden locale, which at the time had, among many downtowners, something of a mixed reputation. Plus it served soup. No way, Will thought, but they had run out of options and the price was right. His wife convinced him to buy it.


Though he makes his living cooking, at heart Will Richey is a Book Guy. On a perfect day he’s inside at home while the rain comes down outside, reading in his comfortable, brown leather chair, the modern world forgotten. His current read: Moby Dick, again.

The idea was that Will would work the front of the house, and Josh the back, and the two of them would come up with the food together. But, even in the midst of a dining renaissance like Charlottesville’s, the realities of owning a small restaurant, especially one that serves soup in a basement, are not pretty. Josh, with a mortgage and a new family to support, needed more time and stability, leaving Will to become a professional cook and restaurant owner on his own. “Will,” Josh says, “got exactly what he wanted. I’ve heard him say, ‘This is all I need for the rest of my life.’”

Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.—John Ruskin

It is lunchtime now on Saturday, and Will, with great deliberation, is making a sandwich. “The order of the placement is very important. You don’t want cheese against bread, you’ll lose flavor.” Will thinks a great deal about small things, details, what the Greeks called techne, craft or art. There is an exact way to cut, place and season. “The most important thing I learned [from Josh] was how to slice an onion.” Will says. Lunchtime at Rev Soup is high paced, but Will has a perfectionist’s love for pressure and stress, the feeling of being “on the crest of the wave,” not knowing if you will ride it in or go under.

For about three hours in the middle of an average day there is a line to the door at Revolutionary Soup and the kitchen is nuts. Will is stationed at the griddle. “The griddle is your tempo, it calls the dance.” He dips a brush in butter and spreads it onto the black metal and throws two slices of sourdough in the cooler part of the griddle and two pieces of sesame wheat where it’s hot. He grabs some sliced ham and throws it on, and flips the sourdough. He takes the sourdough off and spins to the prep area, throws the bread down and spreads Dijon mustard on thick. “We have great Dijon,” he says. “If you’re a Dijon Guy, you’ll love it.”

Will Richey is the kind of guy who knows Dijon Guys. He himself is a Hot Pepper Guy who grows his own cayenne peppers. Lately he’s been into salts, including a strange black salt that smells like ancient coal and tastes like what you’d imagine the walls in a Colonial kitchen would taste like if you licked them, but in a good way. He is also a Wine Guy, who has around 600 bottles of wine he keeps in cardboard boxes piled in a crazy heap in his father’s basement next to the washer and dryer.

More than anything, however, Will Richey is a Book Guy. He collects illustrated copies of “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” His perfect day? It’s raining outside and he’s at home, the light on above his comfortable, brown leather chair, the modern world forgotten. He is currently re-reading Moby Dick, and during the day, while he makes sandwiches, he and I discuss our shared passions for Eliot, Fitzgerald and Hemingway.

“You know the short story ‘A Clean Well-Lighted Place?” he asks, his burn-scarred hands and knife-kissed fingers chopping carrots for the miso soup.

“I love that story.”

“It’s perfect.” Tak, Tak, Tak. “I want my restaurant to be like that.” Tak, Tak.

“Give us this nada our daily nada,” I say, watching the blade brush his knuckles.

His dream restaurant, he says, would be like the wine shops in Hugo’s Les Miserables—where you buy your wine in the front, sit and drink it in the back. He is a capital “R” romantic, and a capital “O” obsessive, the kind of guy who when he delves into something, he delves. He once researched a career as a slate roofer because, he says,  “it’s a dying art.”

“Have you read any Gerard Manley Hopkins? He talks about having a purpose behind everything you do,” Will says, inspired.

A 19th century Jesuit priest and British poet, Hopkins said everything has an “inscape,” an inner landscape wherein the essence of each thing is made clear. It’s like Aristotle’s concept of Teleology, how the “meaning” of an acorn is the tree it will become. So, the meaning of an egg is a chicken. Or an omelet.

Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only morality. The first, and last, and closest trial question to any living creature is “What do you like?” Tell me what you like, I’ll tell you what you are.—John Ruskin

Will sees poetry in a well-turned egg. He is the kind of guy who has a love for the things humanity has transformed from mere necessities into objects of beauty. He is the kind of guy who thinks about Bartleby the Scrivener while he’s buttering the sourdough and chopping the endive.

Working with food is an intimate business. Like a doctor, a chef touches us, or at least touches what we eat. He keeps us healthy, nourishes us, and like a doctor or a farmer, a chef has a deep knowledge of life’s messy ingredients. Kitchen work is an introduction to the weird side of our senses, to the often-grotesque reality of smell and touch.

We stick our noses into a bubbling pot and breathe in the rich odor of beef stock. “Smell that,” Will says. “That is the essence of cow.”

To do what Will does you have to get used to the raw nature of what you eat, the texture and volume and gooiness of food, be it of the fast or haute variety. Restaurant kitchens are a lesson in abundance and mass quantities: vats of mayonnaise, bowls of slimy red peppers, and cauldrons, big enough to conceal a child, full of simmering bones. You have to get over your basic reluctance to touch ingredients. To not just touch food, but manhandle it, to drip it, and toss it, and fling it around with Jackson Pollack-like abandon. You can’t worry about making a mess. You have to let food go and let go of food.

“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?” is one of Will’s favorite questions. His answer is a local dish he was offered in the Languedoc region of France called “Veal Face.”

“You won’t like it,” the man said, “Americans never like it.”

“Oh yeah?” Will replied, and tried some. It tasted like a spoonful of unsalted fat. Will, like a good American, did not like it.

“I rarely eat because I’m hungry,” he says, “I always eat because I’m inquisitive.”

“What,” Will thinks as he cooks, “would that taste like with this?”

Someone recently gave him a nice smoked salmon, and so he put a hot smoked salmon and chevre sandwich on the board as a special. It was good, but not perfect.

“It would be great in a quesadilla,” he announces suddenly during the lunch rush. “Let’s make one.” So he does, in about 30 seconds while still working on people’s orders.

Grill the tortilla, add black beans, salmon, cheese, and fold.

Spoon on a generous helping of the butternut squash and beet salsa that was made fresh this morning and a dollop of sour cream.

Eat. Enjoy.

He opens a can of olives stuffed with anchovies floating in Manzanilla sherry. “Have you had these?” He slices off a thin piece of a Basque cheese and hands it to me. “Have you ever tried Gueuze?” Gueuze is a Belgian Lambic beer. Later in the afternoon, when the crowd has gone, we sit at one of the tables and he opens a bottle. The Gueuze has a musty rich smell, and tastes sour like lemons with a salty finish. It is the weirdest thing I’ve ever drunk. Will loves it.

Martina: [after learning Babette spent 10,000 francs on the dinner] Now you’ll be poor for the rest of your life.
Babette: An artist is never poor.—From Babette’s Feast (1987)

When he was growing up, Will’s parents used to have what they called a gourmet club, in Maryland in the ’60s and ’70s.

“About every two or three months,” his father, Rives, says over coffee at the end of a recent work day, “we’d meet over at somebody’s house, and the meals were to die for, they were as good as anything you could buy in New York or anywhere else. And we had unbelievable wine, I mean just the top. We did it right all the way down.”

Saturday is almost over, and Will is back in the kitchen, this time at home in the Starr Hill neighborhood where he is making dinner for four, including Lisa, his wife of four months. He is, of course, making it right. The chocolate brown wood table, the table Will grew up with, is set with Wedgewood china, linen tablecloths, and two lighted candles. The wines have been chosen (an Alsace white, two old red burgundies and a Bordeaux dug out from boxes buried under boxes stacked precariously on other boxes) and decanted to breathe.

But first, the consommé. “Consommé,” Will had declared at the restaurant, “is my Everest,” and now he is attempting only his third ever, to be served with a dry Cortado sherry. He seems to be a bit obsessed with consommé, a soup made from a (usually meat) stock that has been strained and purified with egg whites, until it is crystal clear. They have been around since the Middle Ages and consommés are not easy to make well. Two of his young employees think they may want to go into the restaurant business and Will is considering having them work on some consommés for practice. “They’re all going to fail” another employee says, laughing. “I know” Will replies.


For about three hours in the middle of an average day there is a line to the door at Revolutionary Soup and the kitchen is nuts. Will is stationed at the griddle. “The griddle is your tempo,” he declares, “it calls the dance.”

Revolutionary Soup’s charm is also its greatest challenge. When Will took over he began to add strange things to the menu, things like crab salad made with back-fin crab meat, turtle soup, with, yes, real turtles, and duck confit. He brought in nice French wine and offered Sherry by the glass. These more gourmet items have their supporters, but he still makes about 60 grilled cheese sandwiches a day. The Senegalese peanut tofu soup, on the menu since the place opened in 1998, is still the top seller, not Will’s beloved French onion. Nobody buys the wine or Sherry. Will buys local, fresh produce, and all the meat used in his soups comes from nearby Polyface Farm, an icon in the sustainable local food movement. But his attention to quality and desire to keep prices low mean, despite the heavy crowds, that margins are slim at best. He knows that a lot of people would look at his business and tell him to either raise his prices, or compromise his ingredients. And it is a constant struggle for him, balancing his aesthetics with the reality of business, balancing art and commerce. “The better the food is,” his former partner says, “the less you get paid, the more hours you put in.” Will spends 60 hours a week at the restaurant, and tastes every pot of soup that goes up front, knowing that at best only one or two people will love the Dijon or the stock the way he does, and even fewer will get the connection to Ruskin. Will acknowledges that he’s not a businessman. He just loves to cook, he tries to tell people. He is simply trying “to put a little bit of something fine in everything.”

But he may have no choice but to become a businessman, because the restaurant is succeeding. Katherine Romans, a UVA senior who has worked at Rev Soup for six months, jokes that the good feedback is getting boring: “Will, you got another compliment to the chef.” Lunchtime is now at full capacity, 150-200 people a day, but Will hopes that the food will be so good, and such a good value, that people will be willing to put up with the line and the wait. He does not want to move from his cozy little hole in the wall near the movie theater, despite the small size. Instead he would like to open another location. But is he ready for that? Has he mastered the art of running a restaurant?

“Real life has always scared me,” he says. “Doing my taxes, anything that has to do with the administrative parts…I just want to cook.”

Will’s father, Rives, a successful businessman (his Richey & Co. shoe stores number six locations and growing) is more cautious: “When you’ve got one place like that you can put your arms around it, you can run it kind of slipshod, from an administrative point of view, and it doesn’t show, but you start having more stores and it shows a whole lot. He is not nearly aware enough of that. But he will be.”

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. By humility I don’t mean doubt of his powers or hesitation in speaking his opinion, but merely an understanding of the relationship of what he can say and what he can do.—John Ruskin

But first, the consommé. While Lisa makes dessert, Will stands in his bright kitchen with its clean white tiles, cutting celery and carrots into cubes only a little bigger than a BB. He then spoons the bright orange and green vegetables into two piles at the bottom of shallow bowls, and adds a third pile of small pea-shaped pieces of beef. Into each bowl he pours a beef broth. The broth in a consommé should be colored, but clear, like a perfect piece of stained glass. Will’s is a bit cloudy. He claims to be pretty happy with it, but I sense that it bothers him. Will wants things to be right. Onions are frying on the stove and the corners of our eyes prick and sting.


Will sees poetry in a well-turned egg. He is the kind of guy who thinks about Bartleby the Scrivener while he’s buttering the sourdough and chopping the endive.

“It is the hour to be drunken! Be drunken, if you would not be the martyred slaves of Time; be drunken continually! With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please.”—Charles Baudelaire

The meal tonight will be seven courses and take about two hours to prepare. It will last from 10pm to sometime past 1:30 in the morning, when, after a final, impromptu bottle of Beaujolais has been consumed, and many records played (vinyl, of course, Rachmaninoff, Django Reinhardt, the Grateful Dead…), and all manner of things discussed at great volume, and with much laughing and a bit of reading aloud from books, our words will begin to melt like the candles, and become fluid, and our eyes will begin to close, and it will be time to call it a night.

Earlier, in the kitchen, I asked Will and Lisa how the restaurant was doing. Lisa laughed.
“Well, um…” Will said.

“I never have any money in the bank, but I can live now how I want. I’ve had a great year, I’ve treated the staff to a lot of parties on the store, and we have enough money to cover emergencies. It’s a big success as far as I’m concerned.”

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Thom Pain (based on nothing)

stage “Do you like magic?” Thom Pain asks the audience on three occasions during Will Eno’s dramatic monologue, now playing in Charlottesville one year after the close of its first New York run. The question is emblematic of the play, for Thom Pain (based on nothing) is all about magic, in the sense of a conjurer’s manipulation of his audience.

Through the meandering course of two arguably intertwined stories—the sad childhood of a lonely boy and the doomed love affair of “grown-up” Thom—the dull-suited narrator repeatedly arouses emotions only to subvert them, sends us down blind alleys of interest and sympathy that end in an insult, a paradox, an inconsequential shift of tone. His promises to hold a ticket raffle and to “make someone else suffer” by plucking a subject from the audience are only the most transparently questionable of his statements. In retrospect, we doubt even the sincerity of his tales, whose themes—the death of a pet, a lost love—seem chosen for their conventional sentimentality.

There is much wry humor in all of this, as well as considerable pathos, since one side of Thom’s ambiguity is the chance that his clowning and self-pity stand for something more universal. How seriously should we take his portentous claim to represent “the modern mind,” encapsulated for Thom by the expletive “whatever”? Is he Everyman or a nobody, punk or poet, spokesman for us all or parodist of all we hold dear? That we can entertain these multiple possibilities is a compliment to Eno’s mercurial writing, admirably realized by actor Bill LeSueur and director Cristan Keighley (who, in their day jobs, are C-VILLE’s art director and a graphic designer, respectively). Together they have crafted a 90-minute continuum that leaps from the tragic to the absurd, the coarse to the tender, with unfaltering energy and focus.

“Based on nothing”? Don’t believe it. A rich awareness of theatrical and literary history informs this complex play. Overt allusions to Shakespeare, Byron, and Dr. Seuss aside, Beckett’s Krapp is a near ancestor of Thom, and there are also reminders of Albee’s Zoo Story, the self-contradictions of Willy Loman, the deliberate bathos in Chekhov, the “nonsense” of Lewis Carroll. Each playgoer is sure to bring different memories with which to convict the subtitle of the irony that marks Thom Pain as a whole.

Or whatever.

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The Virginia Quarterly Review

words There are other places in the world to worry about besides the Middle East. No one knows that better than the folks at The Virginia Quarterly Review. They’re determined to keep Africa in our hearts and minds. Last year, they presented a series of articles on widespread AIDS in Africa. And now, in the current issue, their focus is on the effect of the oil business on that continent.

Of the four essays, two—John Ghazvinian’s look at how foreign oil companies have been extracting millions of barrels of oil from the Niger Delta with little or no benefit to the local people, and J. Malcolm Garcia’s look at the nefarious politics of oil in Chad—are especially notable in their use of a narrative journalism style. In fact, their pacing is suppler than the issue’s two short stories.


A near-flawless winter edition of The Virginia Quarterly Review expands the social conscience of the literati.

Testifying to VQR’s signature variety, the other big feature of the issue is a symposium on “Lyric Poetry and the Problem of People”—i.e., is lyric poetry’s concentration on “I” always a deterrent to a wider social focus? After David Baker’s excellent but somewhat obvious points about how cultural identity is often developed through interiority and self-interest, the symposium takes flight with Linda Gregerson’s look at the political poetry of Muriel Rukeyser, and with Stanley Plumly’s essay about Wallace Stevens’ transference of literal figures into archetypes.

“Lyric Poetry and the Problem of Concrete Detail” could be another VQR symposium one day. The poems in this issue, by Glyn Maxwell, Debra Bruce and others, demonstrate how good contemporary poets are skilled in the art of incorporating the plain things of the world with refined elements of language and style.

There’s so much more to mention: J. Hoberman’s examination of the political and cultural implications behind Steven Spielberg’s “entertainments” Catch Me If You Can, The Terminal and War of the Worlds; Charles Burns’ photographs consisting of two disparate images yoked together; David J. Morris’ account of American soldiers’ experiences in Iraq; Harry Berger Jr.’s essay about Rembrandt’s “The Night Watch”; and Pauline W. Chen’s “Morbidity and Mortality: A Surgeon Under Exam.”

And there’s very little to criticize. I had to force myself beyond Berger’s amatuerish beginning: “You go to the museum and you see this huge Thing staring you in the face and there doesn’t seem much you can say or feel about it except: Wow!” But I was glad I did. Chen’s essay, on the other hand, begins with a masterful description of a surgeon at work, and then sags.

The issue ends appropriately with a lovely piece by David Rieff, son of Susan Sontag, about his late mother’s legacy, regrets, and passion for erudition—“for her, the joy of living and the joy of knowing really were one and the same.”

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