An American Carol (PG-13, 83 minutes) Director David Zucker of Airplane! fame and Scary Movie 3 infamy helms this tale of a Michael Moore-ish filmmaker (Kevin Farley) who crusades to abolish our July 4 holiday and is visited by spirits who try to persuade him that he’s an idiot. With Jon Voigt as George Washington and Kelsey Grammer as George Patton. Seriously. Opening Friday
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (PG, 85 minutes) A pampered pooch finds herself lost in Mexico and far from home. Disney provides the funding and Drew Barrymore, Andy Garcia, George Lopez and Salma Hayek provide the voices. Opening Friday
Blindness (R, 120 minutes) After a contagious blindness sweeps through a city, a group of strangers bands together to survive. Opening Friday
Burn After Reading (R, 95 minutes) In the latest Coen Brothers romp, a CIA agent’s tell-all falls into the hands of folks who want to sell it, but aren’t publishers. Starring George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton and Brad Pitt. Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6
Choke (R, 92 minutes) Sex addict Sam Rockwell cons diners into saving his life as he gags on his grub, and uses their pity cash to pay for his mother’s hospital bills. Then, as you might expect, things get complicated. Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6
Eagle Eye (PG-13, 118 minutes) Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan follow the bidding of a voice over the phone. Why? You’ll find out. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4
Flash of Genius (PG-13, 119 minutes) A docudrama about the guy who invented the intermittent windshield wiper, played by Greg Kinnear, who got screwed by the system but then—well, you’ll see. Clearly, through your windshield, eh? Eh? Opening Friday
Fly Me to the Moon 3-D (G, 85 minutes) In special 3-D animation, a group of teenaged houseflies (or houseflies the equivalent age of human teenagers, whatever that is) stows away on Apollo 11. Voice talents include Ed Begley Jr., Tim Curry, Kelly Ripa and Christopher Lloyd. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
Ghost Town (PG-13, 102 minutes) Ricky Gervais kicks the bucket but is revived only a few minutes later to find that he can see and communicate with ghosts. And the pesky spectres want to interfere with his love life. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
The House Bunny (PG-13, 98 minutes) Kicked out of the Playboy Mansion, an aging blonde hottie (Anna Faris) finds work, of sorts, as a sorority house mother—and maybe finds happiness? Well, wondering about this movie’s plot is like reading Playboy for the articles. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (R, 110 minutes) Simon Pegg is a downscale British writer not fitting in at all at an upscale magazine in New York. It’s reasonable to hope that veteran “Curb Your Enthusiasm” director Robert B. Weide’s film won’t water down the vinegar of Toby Young’s memoir, from which it’s adapted. Opening Friday
Igor (PG, 86 minutes) John Cusack provides the voice of an aspiring mad scientist’s assistant that wants to break free and invent on his own. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
Lakeview Terrace (PG-13, 106 minutes) In director Neil Labute’s thriller, Samuel L. Jackson plays a veteran L.A. cop disapproving of and harassing his nextdoor neighbors, an interracial newlywed couple (Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington). Remember when they remade and race-swapped Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner into Guess Who? This is sort of like that meets Unlawful Entry. Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4
Miracle at St. Anna (R, 166 minutes) The story of members of the 92nd Infantry Division who were trapped in Italy following an attempt to rescue a child. Also, a Spike Lee joint. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6
My Best Friend’s Girl (R, 103 minutes) A romantic comedy with Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Alec Baldwin, Jason Biggs and Lizzy Caplan, from the director of Pretty in Pink and Grumpier Old Men, Howard Deutch. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (PG-13, 90 minutes) Michael Cera and Kat Dennings play two cute proto-hipster high schoolers—apparently no relation whatsoever to Nick and Nora Charles of the Thin Man movies of the ’30s—who hang out all night in New York and go to shows and get into each other. Opening Friday
Nights in Rodanthe (PG-13, 97 minutes) Diane Lane and Richard Gere star in this tale about two people who find unlikely love during their respective romantic crises. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
Righteous Kill (R, 101 minutes) Just ask yourself: How often do these two movie titans appear together on the screen? That’s Donnie Wahlberg and 50 Cent, of course. Also Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, as veteran New York cops tracking a serial killer. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6
Tell No One (Unrated, 125 minutes) Years after the death of his wife—a death that he was accused of perpetrating—Dr. Alexandre Beck becomes the suspect of another murder and learns his wife may be alive yet. Playing at Vinegar Hill Theatre
Tropic Thunder (R, 107 minutes) Ben Stiller (co-scripting and directing), Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr. portray a group of pampered, quirkily egotistical actors making a megabudget movie about the Vietnam war. Nick Nolte plays the screenwriter who decides to put them in a real war. Boo-yah! Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6
Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys (PG-13, 111 minutes) Kathy Bates, Alfrie Woodard, and, go figure, Tyler Perry, star in this tale of scandalous entanglement between two families from different social strata. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4
The Women (PG-13, 114 minutes) A “Who’s Who of Hollywood Women” show up in this remake of the 1939 film in which Mary Haines (Meg Ryan) leaves her husband and finds solace and affirmation among female friends. Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6