I woke up this morning with the sense that there’s some task I need to do, but I can’t quite put my finger on it, dammit. No wait, don’t say anything — it’ll come to me.
Oh yeah! Choose the next leader of the free world. Right on.
If you haven’t already voted, please do — and preferably for Obama-Biden. It’s time to put the grownups back in charge. As extra motivation, I give you this hypothetical opening line of Palin’s victory speech:
"My fellow real Americans, thank you sooo much for putting country first and electing John McCain and me in this election!"
If that doesn’t scare your trousers off, and you absolutely, positively cannot bring yourself to vote for Obama, please consider writing in the Phillie Phanatic.
(Photo credit: Googie Man on Wikimedia Commons)
He’s big, green, furry, and pear-shaped! What more could you want in a president?
Also, Charlottesvillians, I urge you to cast your ballot for Mark the Warner and Tom the Perriello!
And whatever you do, don’t miss tonight’s live blogging as I drive around town in my Election Night Party Rover in search of fun. Feel free to send me photos of your own election night celebration, and maybe I’ll post ’em here! Email to jen {@t} slowpokecomics {döt} com