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February 2009: A world apart

It’s what any artist or writer would kill for: a separate space in which to work, but one that requires no commute at all. A space that’s convenient, but allows no distraction. “I wanted it to be comfortable but not too comfortable,” says Sharon Shapiro about her painting studio. In other words, the perfect balance.

A 30’ sightline inside Sharon Shapiro’s studio allows her to size up works in progress. Unlike many painters, she wanted a relatively small amount of natural light.

That’s what Shapiro and several other locals have managed to create. Each has a work space that occupies its own small building, designed for the purpose and steps from their respective back doors. We took a tour of these modest, but beautiful, temples to concentration. Artists and writers (and musicians and crafters): Prepare to drool.

Car spot

Shapiro, a painter who’s shown locally at Second Street Gallery as well as nationally, had spent years renting studio space when she finally talked with the partners at Formwork about converting her garage to a work space. “It was an old 1950s garage with an electric door,” she remembers. Because it was narrow, “I wouldn’t have put my car in it.” But Formwork’s Cecilia Hernandez Nichols thought it had potential: “We really liked the shape of the garage,” she remembers. “Taking it out altogether never seemed an option.”

Outside, Shapiro’s studio shows its status as a former garage, while an addition, designed by Formwork and built by Rick Hazard, is distinct and modern.

Instead, Nichols and her partner Robert Nichols decided to add on to the back of the garage, creating an L-shaped building with two distinct sections that form a small courtyard. She explains, “The idea was to make the little garage as white as possible, and a much darker volume in back”: While the garage could almost go unnoticed in a typical Charlottesville backyard, the addition is modern, clad in copper and moss-green HardiPanel.

Inside, the studio—which was finished in 2001—reflects Shapiro’s well-earned sense of her own working habits. “I needed some natural light, but not a lot,” she says. “I needed big doors to get paintings in and out of.” Shapiro also knew she needed to look at works in progress from a good distance: “She paced it and we measured it,” says Nichols. “It wasn’t 24′, it wasn’t 26′, it had to be as much as 30′.”

Thus the design includes carefully placed windows on the north and east walls, two sets of large double doors, and a work area at one end of a long gallery. At the opposite end are shelves and flat files for storage, and in the addition are a bathroom and a salvaged sink for washing out brushes, flecked with a rainbow of paint colors.

The space includes practicalities, like a computer desk and a coffeepot, that minimize the trips Shapiro needs to make into her house. But more than that, the studio is organized to promote the work, roomy and inviting. Finished paintings, unfinished paintings, and the magazines Shapiro uses for source material are everywhere, but don’t create clutter. Most walls and the ceiling are a gallery-worthy white, but one pale blue wall sets off the desk area. Exposed joists and ductwork, along with a simple plywood floor, keep the atmosphere down to earth.

In the nearly eight years she’s used the studio, Shapiro says, “I think [I’ve been] a lot more productive than I used to be. If I work on something late at night I can come out first thing in the morning with my coffee and look at it, and I don’t have to go downtown and park.” As a mother, she thinks her studio is likewise a better solution than a room inside the house, where distraction would come more easily—though her 13-year-old daughter and the family dog do find the studio couch a comfy spot to hang out now and then.

Shed for thought

Not far away, behind the home of Holly Shulman—a professor in UVA’s Studies in Women and Gender program and a noted Dolley Madison scholar—a onetime storage shed has been just as thoroughly transformed. A decade ago, Shulman and her husband John C.A. Stagg had been living in their appealing Cape Cod for five years. For that entire period, she had thought about making the shed into a study. “It had occurred to me as soon as we bought the place,” she says.

Holly Shulman’s study is diminutive on approach, but once inside, a view opens to the backyard through numerous windows.

 

She approached Jeff Bushman, at Bushman Dreyfus Architects, about the project, asking for “bookcases, lots of light, and a good workspace.” The result is more than functional, though; it has a contemplative feel. From the wraparound desk, one’s gaze is drawn through windows toward the back yard, rather than toward the house or the street. A high, white vaulted ceiling makes the space feel generous despite a small footprint. And storage for books is made part of the atmosphere through five banks of bookshelves along one wall.

“Jeff managed to put a lot into this space without making it look cluttered,” Shulman says. Though the building’s white exterior speaks easily to that of the 1938 house, which is just steps away, landscape design by Gregg Bleam contributes to a sense of remove. Bleam had screened Shulman’s house from a neighbor with two parallel rows of plantings along a gravel pathway: chokeberry and European hornbeam. He also designed fencing influenced by Japanese latticework. To walk along this pathway toward the study is to traverse a subtle, but definite, passage.

Shulman says this space was a priority that came even before remodeling an unsatisfactory kitchen, even though “I cook all the time …[The study is] a lovely space,” Shulman says. “It’s a fabulous area to work in: light, airy, sunny, warm.”

Days in light

“Sunny” was a priority too for another local painter who hired Fred Wolf, of Wolf Ackerman Design, to design his studio in 2004. In this case, though, the studio would be an entirely new structure. Though there was no existing building for a starting point, Wolf nonetheless looked around the neighboring backyards for some of his inspiration. “The outer skin was about the relationship to the house”—a brick four-square—“and what outbuildings in those properties might look like.” Corrugated metal and cement board make up that skin.

Inside, the goal was a space that was not too precious—a feeling of “messy vitality,” as Wolf describes it. The choice to build a home work space was “a decision about owning rather than renting,” his client (who did not want to be identified) explains, but it was also necessary not to downgrade size or functionality from the rented studio he’d used previously. Wolf thought he could improve on that space in that it was “like going through somebody’s garage or attic. Pieces in process could be struggling for attention.” This wasn’t ideal for an artist who works on many pieces simultaneously.

Fred Wolf demonstrates the permeability of this painting studio: a wall of sliding glass doors. Inside (below), Homasote walls allow the client to move among many paintings in progress, easily tacked up.

Instead, the new studio allows works in progress to be easily tacked up on any of the four walls, which are made of Homasote, a compressed-paper material. A painted OSB floor and plywood ceiling are no-nonsense, and ample storage space keeps the work area clear. Wolf allowed sun to flood in through windows and doors in the south wall, plus some openings to the north—though his client has moderated the light somewhat with blinds, preserving the warmth of a sunbeam landing on the floor but “keeping it low, not on me.”  
 
In this case, since the studio was a new structure, Wolf had the opportunity to consider how its siting would impact the rest of the property. “On one level there was this relation to the driveway that was important,” he says, for ease in loading paintings from studio to vehicles. But, too, the idea of a retreat—connected to but distinct from the house—was integral to the work space’s function.

Wolf’s solution was to “have this piece float in the landscape that is their backyard,” elevated on piers rather than a foundation, and reached on foot via a short metal bridge. “Even at the small scale, there’s a ritual or a step that, psychologically, [is] about thinking ‘I’m leaving everything else behind,’” says Wolf. “It’s a way to disengage from the everyday and get into a place physically and mentally where you can do your work.”

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February 2009: Green Scene

 

The fruits and the bees

February and March look like great months for those of you who like raising food in all its forms. First of all, there’s a beekeeping course through the Central Virginia Beekeepers Association, February 5, 12, 19 and 26, from 7-9pm. You pay $25 for lots of apicultural wisdom, plus a chance to win your own bee colony! Call 296-5844.

Then there are three days of fruit-tree-growing info from Vintage Virginia Apples: February 14, 21 and 28. You’ll learn planning, planting, pruning and grafting. Sign up separately for each day ($25 or $85) at vintagevirginiaapples.com.

And mark your calendars for a March 14 mushroom-growing workshop at Sharondale Farm, including what’s called “a bag of spawn” to start your own ’shroom garden. It’s $55; call 296-3301. Then, start planning a homegrown, home-cooked meal: mushroom omelets, accompanied by sliced apples and biscuits topped with honey from your hive.—Erika Howsare

Hunt, gather and heat

The woods are lovely, dark and deep—and full of fuel for your stove.

For all you misers donning parkas and double-layering socks to avoid cranking up the thermostat: How about heating that igloo for 20 bucks a year? If you’ve got a wood-burning heater, flatbed truck, and a set of sturdy shoulders, George Washington and Jefferson National Forests sell fuel-wood-gathering permits, good for six cords of wood—anywhere from 12 to 24 loads, depending on your truck’s carrying capacity. 

By selling hundreds of permits every year, the National Forests are able to get rid of dead and downed wood to help clear the way for new growth. It’s nice to know your fuel is coming from already-downed trees; plus, as all you woodstove-and-boiler types will agree, it’s one helluva bargain. Going for $20 a pop, the permits give would-be wood-gatherers access to most of the park, excluding those marked for recreation, timber sales, or designated Wilderness areas. Further guidelines are available on the GW National Forest website.—Lucy Zhou

 

 

Bundle me up, Spotty

Dogs aren’t polar bears, y’know! They’ll stay warmer with your worn-out blankets.

Come frosty February, everyone ought to have a little somethin’-somethin’ to snuggle up with—even if you’re already covered in fur. Animal shelters like the Charlottesville Albemarle SPCA ask for blanket donations during the blustery months to help combat cold paws and winter woes.

Past drives have been wildly successful, with over 630 donations. If you have blankets too worn for human use, consider sending them to your local shelter instead of the landfill. Gently and lovingly used, please, and the snugglier, the better—see caspca.org for the deets and a list of other donatables.—L.Z.

 

 

 

 

 

How does Betty recycle?

This month I want to share some personal home strategies for recycling. Without an efficient and easy system in place, you may be tempted to “just toss it.” A better answer is to responsibly reallocate all the stuff we humans accumulate daily and thus close the loop.
 
Reyclables
I confess it took me over a year to figure out a decent home recycling strategy when I moved to Albemarle (unless you call piling the recyclables like an artist’s depiction of the Eiffel tower a strategy). Now I have six sturdy, space-saving, stackable plastic bins. Fortunately, we have a garage; but you really only need the width of one bin, 24", and a high ceiling. If you are feeling extra Betty-like, you could take your bins to swim meets or any event where recycling isn’t currently offered. We’re human, which means we don’t walk the recyclables out to the bins every time, so we have a large canvas basket on the kitchen counter for a once-a-day trip.
 
Compost
We made our compost strategy contained and simple with the purchase of a large outdoor compost tumbler. In the kitchen, I hung a Simple Human container on my pantry door. We toss food waste into 3-gallon biodegradable bags, which can then be transported into the tumbler. An oversized glass cookie jar also works. Container strategies abound, but make sure it’s sealable and easily accessible.
 
Donate or fix it
I dedicate a closet or attic corner to items for donation. Three or four times a year, we do the recycling circuit—giving away clothing, old electronics, and toys. I’m still waiting for Charlottesville to open a cute small-appliance repair shop like my hometown had. Until then, a box in the garage is dedicated to items that need fixing, like shoe soles and belts.  Finally, if I don’t know where to take it, I go to betterworldbetty.org’s recycle search tool.—Betty World Betty

Check out Better World Betty’s local green living resource list at betterworldbetty.com and blog at cvillebettyblog.blogspot.com.

Bulb blues

Lately, we’ve been hearing some troubling buzz locally about CFLs, the light bulbs that everyone (including ABODE) has been saying are a greener choice. Word is, they may not actually be so great. One concern is the mercury the bulbs contain, which means they have to be disposed of quite carefully; you can drop off your used CFLs at the McIntire Recycling Center or the Ivy landfill, but do so gently so as not to break them. What’s more, the mercury may also be doing mischief in China, where many bulbs are manufactured; as we know, that country’s reputation for environmental safeguards and, well, regulation in general is itself a bit of a broken bulb.

Another troubling point: Many folks are unhappy with the bulbs’ performance, saying that CFLs do not last nearly as long as they’re supposed to—a big hole in the argument that they’re worth the substantially higher cost compared to incandescents. One tip we picked up on this point: CFLs that aren’t turned on and off frequently will probably perform best. So if you just want to try them out, the basement or a hallway might be a better choice than the bathroom shared by your three teenagers.—Erika Howsare

 

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February 2009: Get Real

Nice and roomie

For many of us, the word “roommate” was weaned from our vocabularies some time after college and before marriage. But thanks to the housing crisis and job layoffs, some homeowners who thought their roomie days were long behind them now find themselves considering such an arrangement in order to keep up with their monthly mortgage payments.

“I’ve heard people talk about it recently,” says real estate attorney Bill Tucker of Tucker Griffin Barnes, P.C. in Charlottesville. 

In a rush to ease their financial burden, squeezed homeowners might make the mistake of posting a want ad and praying Single White Female doesn’t come a-knockin’. Not so fast. Unlike the carefree coed days of yore, selecting a roommate now should be undertaken with careful consideration and an eye toward the law.

In other words, “think of this person as a tenant, not a housemate,” says Doron Samuel-Siegel, associate attorney at the firm. Even if the roommate is a close friend, keeping this aspect of your relationship by the books will save you money and headaches down the road.

The first thing you want to do is have a tenant/landlord lease drawn up, either by an attorney (which can cost anywhere from $300 to $500) or by downloading a more general lease from the Internet (which costs roughly $50). If the latter, make sure it’s specific to the state of Virginia, since housing laws vary from state to state. It’s not a bad idea to eyeball the most recent Virginia Residential Landlord and Tenant Act so you’re at least vaguely familiar with the latest laws.

A good lease will include clear language pertaining to when the rent and other household bills are due, and penalties if they’re not paid on time. It should also specify tenant rights (use of the TV, washer/dryer, garage, overnight guests, etc.) and obligations, with regard to smoking, pets, yard work and household chores, as well as the all-important termination clause. “This gives the landlord the right to throw the tenant out if they break the terms of the lease,” says Tucker. The more specific the lease, the less room there is for creative interpretation—one reason why shelling out big bucks for a lawyer to do it isn’t a bad idea.

Another important thing to consider, points out Tucker: Most homeowner’s insurance doesn’t cover tenants and their belongings. So if the roomie decides to light a bonfire in your kitchen, you won’t be reimbursed unless you have a landlord/tenant rider added to your existing policy. Similarly, your tenant will want renter’s insurance—which usually costs under $100 per year—to protect them and their stuff in the event of a fire, flood or other disaster.
 
As far as what to charge, that unfortunately comes down to what the market will bear (you won’t be able to pass off three quarters of the mortgage to the roommate!). Check the classifieds to see what other landlords/homeowners in your area are getting.

Last but not least, some neighborhoods and housing complexes prohibit tenants, so double-check the neighborhood covenants and restrictions beforehand.

By brushing up on the laws and getting everything in writing, your latest (and hopefully last) roomie experience need not be a bad one.—Jessie Knadler

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February 2009: Eyecatchers

Don’t judge a book…

Location: Charlottesville
Price: $344,900
MLS#: 450920

Ladies and gentlemen, this one’s got character: Start at the front and you’d never guess that an attached greenhouse puts some BAM in the back. With three bedrooms, two baths, and a more than respectable 2,585 square feet, this demure Cape Cod might come across as the house-next-door, but those big glass panes, offering woodland views, show some serious potential.

Inner beauty

Location: Charlottesville
Price: $349,000
MLS #: 431920

The exterior of this Cream Street building looks as if the top of the TransAmerica Building fell on its side. The interior space, however, more than makes up for the awkward structure. Big windows and hardwood floors make the space bright and warm. It’s a surprisingly open and inviting two-bedroom, two-bath condo. There are nice details, and good views of town.

A high end bargain?

Location: Fluvanna
Price: $595,000
MLS #: 455193

The description says priced to sell, and at about $132 per square foot you may feel like you’re cheating the seller. The home was built in 1999, but is beginning to look a bit outdated. It’s enormous, though, at 4,516 square feet, four bedrooms and four full baths. There is a finished basement where you can park your angsty teens, while you enjoy the master suite’s fireplace or jacuzzi. Outdoor amenities are killer too: 10 acres with woods, an in-ground pool, great porches, a gazebo, and even a pond stocked with fish!

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February 2009: D.I.Y. Diary

We did our level best, but the results were less than level. Next time around, we broke down and hired a drywaller.

We are more than a little proud of our D.I.Y. ethic, but on a couple of occasions, we’ve taken the big step of admitting that we’d be better off hiring someone for a specific task. One of these occasions came about only after we’d satisfied our curiosity by trying the task in question—drywalling—ourselves.

It’s not that drywalling is incredibly strenuous or filthy or dangerous—in each case, it’s only mildly so. But it takes practice to make drywall look like it was installed by a human being and not by a monkey. “Practice” for us meant laboring over a bathroom ceiling and walls that, despite our thorough efforts, look —well—amateurish. And the job had gobbled tons of time, with repeated applications of drywall mud, then sessions with sandpaper, then more mud…

In the middle of this process, we had a visit from a bank inspector who is also an expert drywaller. He gave us a little demo: With one motion of the knife, he accomplished what we couldn’t in days of work. That did it. Our next drywall project, in the kitchen, had us on the phone to a local handyman. He came over and looked at the job, then quoted us $75. Sold!

Not only was this person infinitely more skilled with the gypsum and mud than we, he was pleasantly talkative and said nice things about the other work we’d done on our house. In other words, the perfect subcontractor. Sipping coffee while someone else made things happen in our house was a strange feeling, and not entirely comfortable. But we’re glad we powered through it.—Spackled Egg

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February 2009: Instant Decorator

Got condensation? Mom was right: Use a coaster! Now that you’re a grownup, no longer will a folded-up newspaper suffice for functional décor. For a simple fix, put that paper (and a few other materials) to use and make a set of decoupage coasters that would make even Mom proud.

Materials:
Four ceramic tiles, craft paint, newspaper, Mod Podge (available at craft stores), felt pads (available at hardware stores)

Tools: Paintbrush (or foam brush), scissors
 
1. Cut out two shapes from the newspaper (we chose a heart and a house). Using the Mod Podge,

glue each to its own tile.

2. Pick a couple of words that you like (we chose “love” and “kiss”) and cut each letter individually out of the newspaper.

3. On the other two tiles, paint the same shapes as the ones you cut out.

4. You can vary the combination of media here; we chose to outline the heart with paint,  and place a word with the house cut-out and inside the painted heart. This gives the project a cohesive look.

5. Put four felt pads on the corners underneath the tile.

6. Coat tiles three or four times with Mod Podge to seal. Enjoy!—Caite White

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February 2009: Wishes fulfilled

It took about 18 months for the dream house of Geri Schirmer to become a reality, but the project had its roots in a much longer period of, well, dreaming. “It was the culmination of 30 years of planning in my head,” Schirmer says. “I did the Parade of Homes constantly. I’d walk in and start rearranging walls.” Building this house on a ridge overlooking Ivy finally gave those ideas life.

The home takes full advantage of an enormous Blue Ridge view, and while it’s not overly grand, it’s certainly dramatic. That’s fitting for an occupant who’s also a seasoned Live Arts actor—she’ll play Flora Van Huysen this March in The Matchmaker.

Schirmer and her husband Bruce raised two daughters in a house in Charlottesville, and they are now grown. For Geri, the process of building was a joy (“no horror stories,” she marvels). When the house was done, she threw a “wrap party” for all the pros involved, from architect to roofers to kitchen designer.
 
The great room, with its vaulted ceiling and abundant glass facing the mountains, is the center and heart of this French-influenced house. A painting of Normandy, made by the father of Schirmer’s soon-to-be son-in-law, graces one wall, and objects from European travels fill the shelves.

The room’s ceiling beams are spanned by iron tie rods made at Clay Hill Forge, simple forms with restrained ornamentation. “That’s acanthus leaf,” Schirmer explains, “and the little bird is a nod to my sister. Her name was Robin. I live with her memory there.”

“I’ve always been a Francophile. I think it was a romantic ideal from my teenage years. On our honeymoon we went to Quebec; I thought that was the closest I would get to France.

“I wanted the stone terrace [off the great room] because a wooden deck off a French house just didn’t seem right. In the summer you can’t see any other houses. It feels really private, but I don’t feel isolated.

“[On fall mornings] I wake up and everything below the yard is clouds. It looks like I’m at a lake. The color of my bedroom is the color of the Blue Ridge Mountains.

“[In this room] I read, knit or do needlepoint, watch TV or movies, sit and talk with friends, practice my lines for the play, or just daydream and look out into the mountains. It’s the only sitting room in the house. I made sure the furniture was comfortable. My dad is 87; he lives in town. He comes every Sunday if not more. He sits in the recliner and we watch our sporting events.

“It’s also a great party room. That wasn’t on my wish list, but it works great. It doesn’t feel cavernous. The beams and tie rods bring the space down to being intimate. You’re not going to play hockey in here. We went with [a great room] instead of a formal living room and [separate] family room because our children are grown.

“Sometimes I’m reluctant to go do my chores in town because I really like being here. I like when it’s noisy and full of people, and I like when it’s quiet and just me with a cup of tea.

“It feels soul-satisfying to be this close to nature, with the trees and mountains and sky. I don’t want to say I feel peace. Maybe it’s contentment.”

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First Friday — February 6

Angelo “Interrupted Visions, Small Wonders,” aqueous painting on panels by John Hancock, 5:30-7:30pm.

Art Upstairs “Love Friday,” a multimedia exhibit with a love theme, 5-8pm.

The Bridge/Progressive Arts Initiative
Audio art works from around the world by Julie Shapiro as part of “Audio February,” 6-9pm.

C’ville Arts
“Beachcombing,” jewelry, sun catchers, bowls and plates by Diana Branscome, 6-9pm.

Café Cubano “Exploration in Urban Art,” a collection of acrylic and spray paints on canvas by Clinton Jones, 5:30-7pm.

Charlottesville Community Design Center “Children at Play,” a multimedia collection of design plans modified by kids, 5-7:30pm.

Fellini’s #9
“Each a Mighty Voice,” an exhibit by the Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society on the local history of African-Americans, 5:30-7pm.

La Galeria
“Mountain Cascades,” a collection of waterfall photographs by Mary Porter, 5-8pm.

Livity Yoga and Fitness “Winter,” paintings by Nicole Andrews, 6-8:30pm.

McGuffey Art Center Multiple exhibits from John Hancock, Lee Alter, associate gallery members and more, 5:30-7:30pm.

Mudhouse “Acrylic Pizza,” multimedia pies dished up by Brandon Garrett, 6-8pm.

Ruffin Gallery “Concept to Reality,” a collection of costume design sketches and renderings by Marcy Linton, 6pm.

Second Street Gallery
Exhibits by Jeanne Drevas and filmmaking students from Light House Studio, 5:30-7:30pm.

Siips A collection of panoramic photos from James O. Phelps, 5:30-7:30pm.

Virginia Artists in Action
Paintings, sculptures and photographs by local artists, 5-7pm.
 

Green reads for groundhogs

If Punxsutawney Phil, now that his big day is over, were settling in for some Internet reading, here’s what I’d recommend he check out first:

From Greater Greater Washington, a perspective on Inauguration Day that’s unexpected: not oratory but plain old traffic, and what the historic day might teach us about how to efficiently move people on ordinary days.

From Inhabitat, a discussion of the relative greenness of Ikea. Is the furniture giant sustainable? The quick answer: no, but they’re trying. Anyone looking for a case study of the complexities of greener capitalism, here’s one place to start.

On Better World Betty, an account of the e-recycling event outside Crutchfield last weekend. Our own C-VILLE editor Cathy Harding weighed in on this one too. Sounds like the overall effect was overwhelming—great that people were doing the right thing with their crap, but Lord, do we have a lot of crap!

On that note, UVA’s Tim Beatley offers this illuminating post on the blog of Island Press, in which he describes how the “library” concept can be extended to things other than books (i.e., toys and tools) and how that might save quite a lot of resources. Seems to me that Charlottesville would be a great candidate for toy and tool libraries…

From the Times, a story about how unexpected industries are going green, at least around the fringes—in this case, the moving industry. Makes a lot of sense. (Not that plastic’s a perfect solution to disposable cardboard, but…)

And finally, a tale of unintended consequences, or maybe just willful blindness to consequences, concerning the cringe-worthy border fence being built in the southwestern U.S. Seems wildlife migrations might be affected along with human ones. Surprise—our fences, roads and subdivisions actually have an impact on species other than our own!

Who’s got more eco-reads to share? Post your links!

 

Day 30: The Brick and the Famous

As bricking and demolition continue this week, C-VILLE is finally getting a first-person perspective on just what its like to have Mall construction going on in front of your office. Greeting us now, not five steps out the office door, are the omnipresent green barriers.

Once completed, the Mall will once again hustle and bustle with sounds of children laughing, buskers playing music and dishes clinking onto metal tables. But right now, all Brick Watch can hear are saws, drills, and hammers outside. C-VILLE’s Publisher’s Assistant Christina Luke says the noise is especially bad "when someone opens the door."

Given these joys of the brick, we thought we would share the joys of some famous bricks. From fairy tales and pop music, to stockcar racing and outdoor shopping plazas, bricks are pretty much everywhere. Here’s the who’s who of bricks:

1. Legos: The Danish sure do know how to make bricks fun! Whoopee!

2. The Wizard of Oz: Basically a movie about the Mall, except they changed the color of the bricks. Elton John’s famous double album, Yellow Brick Road, also gives this movie a boost.

3. Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall: Hello? Of course their three-part anti-establishment anthem would make this list.

4. Indianapolis Motor Speedway: Any NASCAR fans out there?

5. The Commodores, "Brick House": This poetic extended metaphor for a beautiful woman is, well, about as evolved as a brick itself.

That’s all for today, folks. But we’ll leave you with this, which quite spectacularly combines No. 1 and No. 3.