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ARTS Pick: True Grit

Jeff Bridges reunited with the Coen brothers in the 2010 Oscar-nominated Western drama, True Grit, based on Charles Portis’ novel of the same name. Seeking revenge for her father’s murder, cantankerous farm girl Mattie Ross (Hailee Steinfeld) hires the surly U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn (Bridges). Texas Ranger LaBeouf (Matt Damon) joins the unlikely duo in hot pursuit of the murderous Tom Clancy (Josh Brolin) across the western frontier where several vigilantes test their mettle. JMRL sponsors this screening as part of The Big Read.

Saturday 3/8. Free, 2pm. Gordon Avenue Library, 1500 Gordon Ave. 296-5544.

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What’s Happening at the Jefferson School City Center?

YMCA Kindercamp Registration Starts Soon

For the first time, the Y at the Jefferson School will offer Kindercamp this summer at the Jefferson School City Center. The program is exclusively for children entering kindergarten in the fall. “This is a licensed camp that will be offered June 23 through August 15,” explained Early Childhood Director Michelle Ryan. Parents can sign their children up for a week of camp or multiple weeks–whatever fits their summer plans.

“Once a week we’ll go down to the Spray Park for water play, and we’ll also take weekly field trips to places like the Green Adventure Project and Safari Park,” Ryan said. Each week will also feature a different theme such as “Born to be Wild,” “Get Your Game On,” and “The Final Countdown.”

Registration will begin in April and open to current YMCA parents first. The cost is $165.00/week and financial assistance is available.

Fitness and Safety Extravaganza at Jefferson School Saturday March 8

Carver Recreation Center and Martha Jefferson Starr Hill Center are partnering to throw a Fitness and Safety Extravaganza at the Jefferson School on March 8 from 10:00am-2:00pm. This family-friendly event will feature games, fitness activities, a bike rodeo, poison and fire prevention tips, and healthy food. Jackie Martin, Director of Community Benefit for Martha Jefferson especially encourages youth to try out classes they may not have tried before, such as yoga, karate, hip hop dance, tumbling, etc. She also encourages visitors to the Extravaganza to take advantage of the free CPR classes that will be offered.

African American Heritage Center Brings Comedian Darryl Littleton to Town

Darryl Littleton, author of Black Comedians on Black Comedy, Comediennes: Laugh be a Lady, and executive producer of Robert Townsend’s documentary,Why We Laugh will be performing at the African American Heritage Center on Wednesday, March 12. Doors open at 7pm event starts at 7:30 pm and tickets are $12.00 and $10.00 for students or seniors.

According to Fresh Fiction, Darryl Littleton began his career writing and performing radio sketches for “The Tom Joyner Morning Show” on CBS Radio. Since then, he has honed his stand-up skills and worked with other comedy stars, including Andrew Dice Clay, Eddie Griffin, George Wallace, Carlos Mencía, and Damon Wayans.

This event is made possible through the generous support of the Blue Moon Fund, Hampton Inn and Suites and WUVA 92.7

Literacy Volunteers Offers Tutor Training March 22

On Saturday, March 22, Literacy Volunteers of Charlottesville/Ablemarle (LVCA) will host its second tutor training of 2014 at the Jefferson School City Center. The training, led by LVCA staff, takes place from 9:30am-4:00pm and prepares volunteers to work one-on-one with an adult interested in learning English as a Second Language or improving his or her basic literacy skills.

“While we do not require a background in teaching or tutoring for our volunteers, we do want them to feel prepared before they meet with a student. So we spend the day going over different tutoring techniques and bring in some veteran tutors to talk with the ones in training,” explained Executive Director Ellen Osborne. “We also supplement our trainings with videos we’ve produced in-house to help new tutors get a better sense of what a tutoring session looks like.”

Those interested in becoming a Literacy Volunteers tutor must be able to commit to working with a student two hours a week for at least a year. To register for the March training, please call 434-977-3838.

JSCC logoJefferson School City Center is a voice of the nine nonprofits located at Charlottesville’s intergenerational community center, the restored Jefferson School. We are a legacy preserved . . . a soul reborn . . . in the heart of Cville!

 

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Album reviews: William Fitzsimmons, Angel Olsen, Greg Laswell

William Fitzsimmons

Lions/Nettwerk Records

Lions is a towering achievement. A deeply personal record loaded with gravitas, the album feels like Fitzsimmons’ confessional or at the very least a reflection on life, love, death, moving on, and his relationships. From the opening strains of the gorgeous acoustic track “Well Enough,” where Fitzsimmons wonders about the mark he has left on the life of someone who is leaving his, to the chilling, ambient piano ballad “Speak,” which closes the record, the album is imbued with a deep, almost overwhelming introspection. Most of the album is made up of acoustic ditties and charming folk pop, and beautifully augmented lines like “But you took your breath from me” (“Took”) and “How long should I hold out the hope/That I’m still in your heart?” (“From You”). Fitzsimmons is fearless in peeling back the layers with a vulnerability so powerful that you can’t look away.

Angel Olsen

Burn Your Fire For No Witness/Jagjaguwar Records

Angel Olsen’s first release on Jagjaguwar is beautiful, haunting stuff. Whether she’s waxing philosophical about love lost in the acoustic opener “Unfucktheworld,” or marveling at our minuscule place in the universe on the crunchy rock track “Stars,” Olsen’s appealing vulnerability rises to the surface. Sinister stompers like “Hi-Five” hint insecurity, while on “Enemy” she matter-of-factly delivers the lines: “All the kindness that you’ve offered me/Doesn’t last/It’s just a thought I’ve had.” The tone of the album isn’t upbeat, but it stops short of being overly maudlin, and she goes from raucous (“High & Wild”) to languid (“Iota”) tracks in succession. The electric guitar ballad “White Fire” with its droning notes and Olsen’s vocals alternating between quiet and siren-like is perfect middle ground.

Greg Laswell

I Was Going To Be An Astronaut/Vanguard Records

Greg Laswell’s new album is more of a new perspective, with all but one of the songs on this album being songs he has already released. However the results of reimagining these tunes is worth checking out. Astronaut finds Laswell’s penchant for indie rock and folk pop toned down, with the majority of this record featuring just Laswell and his piano. “What a Day,” is a somber piano-led piece, while “How the Day Sounds” benefits from the addition of an acoustic guitar and subtle strings. Laswell’s plaintive vocals have a  marked effect on the album’s mood—particularly on the beautifully morose “Off I Go” and “Take Everything.” Astronaut’s title is taken from a lyric in “December,” and it captures the album’s ethereal vibe, making it an oddly appropriate soundtrack for being lost in space.

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ARTS Pick: Bye Bye Birdie

Take a family-friendly romp through the 1960s in Four County Players’ production of the mod musical Bye Bye Birdie. When teen heartthrob Conrad Birde is drafted into the Army, his agent plans to send him off in style with one last kiss from a lucky fan. Based on the legend of Elvis Presley’s draft controversy, the play showcases the early days of rock ‘n’ roll with classic Broadway hits like “A Lot of Livin’ to Do” and “Put On a Happy Face.”

Through 3/29. $8-16, times vary. Four County Players, 5256 Governor Barbour St., Barboursville. (540) 832-5355.

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The Farms and Estates Market Expected to Prosper in 2014

From the time of the earliest colonists, farms and estates have played a pivotal role in Virginia’s history and economy. The first settlers cultivated food crops to feed their families and early on adopted tobacco as a major cash crop, which continued to grow in importance until well into the 19th century. It was Virginia colonists in the 17th century who first introduced tobacco to England, opening what may have been the first foreign market for this commodity.

Over the years our state’s economy has become more diverse and urbanized, but the rural areas continue to dominate. The Virginia Department of Agriculture reports that farming is the state’s largest industry by far, generating $52 billion annually and creating over 350,000 jobs.

However, farming is not the only reason people move out to the country. Many buyers like the privacy and the ability to take long walks on their own property. Others want to own and ride horses or tend large gardens free from the prying eyes of well meaning neighbors.

Regardless of the reasons, farm and estate properties continue to be popular. While the market slowed some during the down turn of the last few years, it is coming back to life today as more and more people take advantage of lower prices and interest rates to enjoy all of the benefits that come from living in Virginia’s rural areas.

Farms vs Estates

While we often group farms and estates together, they are not necessarily the same, although they may share some characteristics.

“Estates are on a large tract with a significant house,” said Justin Wiley with Frank Hardy Inc., who added that farms often lack this kind of grand dwelling. In addition to their size, estates may have historic significance and be listed in the National Register of Historic Places.

Donna Patton, with Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate III, suggested a property could have as few as 20 acres, but should have at least 6,000 square feet to be considered an estate. She added that while estates are typically priced in the millions of dollars, you may be able to buy a farm for several hundred thousand.

Steve White, with Roy Wheeler Realty Co., explained that while many estates may be considered farms, the opposite is not necessarily the case. He described a 4,300 square foot house on 14 acres he once sold. Although it had a generous amount of square footage, the property would more appropriately be called a mini-farm rather than an estate because of the home’s contemporary style and its relative newness; it was built in 2008.

Bunny French, with Loring Woodriff Real Estate Associates, described a farm as a “working facility.” This means you would expect the owners to be raising crops or animals such as chickens, llamas, horses or cattle for the market. An estate can also be a farm, but will be distinguished by having a grand house.

In some cases rural properties don’t fit either category. Murdoch Matheson, with Frank Hardy, Inc., described an historic rural property, which (while it boasted 150 acres), had a house that was too small to fit the estate category, yet it was no longer a farm.

Farms and Estates Buyers

Rural properties have appeal to a broad range of buyers, French said. She has worked with relatively young people in their early 40s who purchased large parcels of land. Others are families who appreciate the rural lifestyle. They like the quiet, French said, and particularly enjoy the privacy. These are also the people who love to go out every day and enjoy a long walk knowing they never have to leave their own property.

Often the buyers are local families who want enough property to subdivide amongst various children and grandchildren, White added. They 
aren’t all local, though. He described a recent buyer who came from the northeast looking for just this kind of property in the $3 million range.

“We see a scattering of people from all over,” Wiley said, and that includes DC and Florida as well as the northeast. However he has also worked with families from both California and Texas. The topography of our area appeals to the Texans, he explained, and they also appreciate the weather and the seasonal changes.

Wiley added that traditionally the largest group of farms and estates buyers from out of the area came from the northeast. However, that changed after the financial crash in 2008, as the northeast was particularly hard hit by that event.

Farms and Estates Market

Like the rest of the real estate market, the farms and estates sector has seen some recent improvement.

The market has “picked up some,” Wiley said. He explained that it is improving from the lower price ranges and up. A year ago the biggest improvement was in the $1.5 million price range, but today that extends up to $2 million. Larger properties are also selling, said Wiley who cited a recent sale for $8.5 million.

“We have never been this busy,” said Rick Walden with Virginia Estates, who had negotiated five successful contracts by the middle of January. One recent contract was for a $5 million historic property in Augusta County on over 600 acres, which is also a dairy farm. His other listings are “all over the state,” he said, and buyers come from everywhere.

Some of Warren’s recent clients include local people from as far away as Colorado and New York, all of whom are in the market to buy wineries. He is also working with someone from India looking for a country inn north of Charlottesville, and someone from England looking for an historic home.

The $1 million buyers are out and about, White said, and properties are selling but frequently they require lots of negotiation. He recently sold a $1.7 million property, his only piece of land sold in the last four years. Before the deal was concluded, the parties negotiated a lower price as well as the addition of several acres to the piece to make it an even 100 acres.

White described another situation where a seller turned down the first offer he received as well as the buyer’s counter offer. The buyer waited awhile and was rewarded for his patience. After a period of time, the seller changed his mind and decided that the offer was a good one after all. White cautioned that negotiations today require more patience, but added that when the parties are willing to participate, the sales are happening.

French agrees that the farms and estates market is improving. The prices have adjusted downward, she explained, and “quite a few of the larger parcels are moving.”

“There is also more stability in the market,” White added. He explained that it’s no longer a market that favors either the buyer or the seller, but reflects an overall stability which benefits everyone.

Marketing Farms and Estates

Compared to more conventional homes, farms and estates are larger and more complex. The market is also much narrower as there are many fewer buyers who can afford these properties. As a result, their marketing is somewhat different from what may be done for other kinds of homes.

These days everyone has an online presence as the vast majority of buyers, and especially those out of the area, start their searches there. “We use a combination of Internet marketing and hard copy ads in glossy publications,” Wiley said.

White uses a professional photographer to take the photos he needs to display his farms and estates listings in the Multiple Listing Service (MLS). The photos then become a visual tour for visitors to the MLS and also to multiple websites, which automatically pick up and display new listings as soon as they are entered.

Like many farms and estates agents, White takes listings in our area and around the state. To help with marketing and showing properties that are further away, he often teams up with a local agent who can help extend the marketing effort and be available for showings.

Marketing of farms and estates is on a “larger scale,” French said. She added that she always includes lots of pictures and multiple views to show off not only the house but also the barns, outbuildings, the land and any views. Her company has a marketing program that includes an Internet presence but also involves ads in bigger publications such as the New York Times and the Washington Post. “We target where our buyers are, and many of them are in the northeast,” she continued.

Unlike his competitors, Warren explained that his company relies “100 percent on the Internet,” for their marketing and doesn’t do any media ads.

Both Warren and French acknowledged that there are always farm and estate sellers that don’t want splashy ads. Warren frequently lists properties that have active businesses, such as wineries. In those cases the owners often are concerned about keeping the sale of the business a secret.

French said sometimes sellers are concerned about the vulnerability associated with strangers coming onto their property and into their homes. For that reason, agents also don’t do open houses for these kinds of listings, she added.

Land Conservation
A special feature of the farms and estates market is the potential to conserve the land and protect resources, such as water or migration routes, by using conservation easements. These easements are legally binding agreements that continue at the sale or inheritance of the property. The result is large areas that are guaranteed to remain country properties, assuring the continuation of this rural lifestyle.

Conservation easements are a benefit to the community because they keep the land “beautiful and open,” French said, “and protect the integrity of Mr. Jefferson’s village.”

“The conservation easements protect the land and impact value,” White said. They also offer a “huge tax advantage,” he added, which appeals to property owners. On the other hand, by definition, they limit subdivision even for family. This means when there are multiple heirs it is likely they can’t each receive a piece of a family farm if the property is under a conservation easement. The ultimate result may be that a multi-generational farm can’t stay in the family as the heirs may be forced to sell to assure that everyone receives their share of any inheritance.

Wiley described the conservation easement as “a great tool for selling farms.” He cited the tax credits and the preservation of the property. He added that Virginia is one of only three states where the state tax credits can be sold to someone else. That means if the owner of the property can’t use them, they still benefit from putting their land in an easement.

While conservation easements are found everywhere, Albemarle County is especially well represented. Walden explained that you will find just about every large property protected this way in Albemarle.

Celeste Smucker is a writer, blogger and author. She lives near Charlottesville.

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Is Now the Time to Invest in a Second Home or Rental Property?

Whether it’s buying a college-town condo for a son or daughter in school, a vacation home, or a property for eventual retirement, investors are putting their money into Central Virginia property. And the market for real estate investment properties is definitely bullish.

Much of the attraction is in the “livability” of our area, which is mentioned repeatedly in publications like Money Magazine. In the past two years, Charlottesville has been rated America’s Smartest City by Luminosity.com, #4 Book-Loving City and #4 Most Romantic City by Livability.com, #4 Best Small City For Working Women by nerdwallet.com, one of America’s Best Intergenerational Communities by Met Life & Generations United, and the second best Small Community City for Overall Well-Being by Gallup. Another major positive is the economic stability of our region, which translates to a generally safe investment climate for real estate.

“As far as a positive return on investment, real estate dominates,” declares Bill May of ERA Bill May Realty. “My wife and I own a number of homes we don’t live in.” He notes that the stability of the economy in the area, especially because of the University of Virginia, makes investment properties a good deal. “If you’d bought real estate in 2000, it would have appreciated today more than the stock market,” he says. He adds that he can’t speak for the whole country, but he can for the Charlottesville region.

“Owning second properties in the Charlottesville urban area is good because you can always find tenants,” he says. He cautions that such an investment may not be profitable initially. “Many times a property you buy will not rent for enough to cover your mortgage payment with PITI [principal, interest, taxes and insurance], but over a period of time it will cross that line.” In the meantime, he points out, “You have someone helping you with payments, building equity, and gaining appreciation.” Some put their money in real estate for an additional reason. “Some people like real estate investments because you can touch them as opposed to stocks and bonds,” May says. “You can always rent a property for some price, no matter how bad the market gets. You can’t say that about some stocks that have just gone away.”

REALTOR® Michael Guthrie of Roy Wheeler Realty Co., notes that some out-of-town investors buy condos or a pied-a-terre in Charlottesville for themselves to use for football weekends or for their children who are students at UVa. “They might buy a condo along JPA [Jefferson Park Avenue] or a little house along Stadium Road. A significant number of people do this.”

Buying living quarters for a student can be a shrewd investment, agrees Pam Dent, a REALTOR® with Gayle Harvey Real Estate. She recalls working with a man who was looking for a house to buy for his daughter while she was attending UVa. “He wanted something walking distance to the grounds,” she says. “The plan was to rent rooms to her friends, then when she graduated, he would keep it as a rental property.”

Potential retirees are also looking at property in the region. In fact, that’s nothing new.

In the mid-1990s, Ray and Joy Calfo were living in Pittsburgh, Pa, but looking ahead to retirement. After reading complimentary reports about retiring in our region and considerable reconnaissance in several states, they purchased a lot at Lake Monticello in Fluvanna County. Finally, in 2007, they left Pittsburgh, rented a local place and built their retirement dream home.

Dent isn’t surprised at the Calfos’ tactics. “I find a number of people I work with are retirees or getting close,” she says. “For example, I recently sold a house in Glenmore to a retired couple. They already have a home in Maryland, but eventually want to be in Charlottesville because of the medical facilities. This will become their primary residence and the one in Maryland will become their secondary.”

She also worked with a Virginia Beach couple who bought a short-sale home. “They got a good price and for now this will be their getaway home on some acreage,” she says. “They’ll have a garden and when they eventually retire, it will be their primary residence.”

This may be the perfect time to get into real estate. Last year’s home sales in the Charlottesville region were up 10 percent from 2012 making it the second consecutive year of double-digit gains. “There are some great buys in Charlottesville and surrounding counties,” concludes May of ERA Bill May Realty. “The long and the short of it is: this is a good place to own property over the long haul. Let it accumulate. Study what prices have done in our area. Real estate investment around here keeps up with inflation and keeps up with return. I’m bullish on it, absolutely.”

Marilyn Pribus and her husband live in Albemarle County near Charlottesville.

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Real Estate News & Views – Week of March 6

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Piedmont Housing Alliance Has Low Cost Mortgage Funds For First Time Homebuyers

Low and moderate-income first-time homebuyers in the greater Charlottesville area have a new opportunity to access low-cost mortgage funds between now and June 30, 2014. Local affordable housing provider Piedmont Housing Alliance (PHA) received an allocation of $2.7 million in Community Homeownership Revitalization Program funds from the Virginia Housing Development Authority (VHDA).

First-time homebuyers who complete the VHDA First Time Homebuyer’s Class through PHA can apply through any local VHDA lender for these 30-year mortgages at 0.5 percent rate reduction over the standard VHDA rates (calculated daily; recently 3.125 percent). The income profile includes buyers with gross family incomes up to $87,400 (1-2 family members) and $101,200 (3+ family members); lower income limits apply in Louisa County. Additionally, buyers may be eligible for down payment assistance from PHA for up to 20 percent of the purchase price.

“We are tremendously excited for our first time homebuyer clients,” said PHA’s Executive Director, Frank Grosch. “This represents a huge opportunity for them to get into an affordable home at a great long-term interest rate.”

“PHA is grateful for our partnership with VHDA and local VHDA lenders who play a key role in home affordability throughout the state,” added Deputy Director Karen Reifenberger. “Long-term home ownership remains a critical element in anchoring community stability and promoting family financial security.”

Piedmont Housing Alliance is a non-profit affordable housing provider for the Thomas Jefferson Planning District in Central Virginia, including the city of Charlottesville and Albemarle, Fluvanna, Greene, Louisa, and Nelson counties. It is a “one-stop shop” for the full range of affordable housing services, including free housing counseling, access to affordable financing, and down payment assistance. PHA also develops and manages properties to ensure a supply of high-quality affordable housing to both renters and buyers. PHA is a HUD-certified housing counseling agency and a VA state Community Housing Development Organization (CHDO), and is certified by the US Treasury as a Community Development Financial Institution (CDFI).

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Film review: The 300 sequel is an epic blood bath

Is there any way to appropriately review 300: Rise of an Empire? This is a movie that has—whether it knows it or not—no ideology or purpose or ambition to be anything but a blood-and-guts spectacle on a massive scale. In fact, the blood and guts are so prevalent and unsparing they grow monotonous.

Sure, there are serious voiceovers uttered by Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) that hint at higher thinking—the power of a people and the rules of nation-states and uniting against a common enemy and blah blah—but those voiceovers become as monotonous as the action, especially when they interrupt the climactic swordfight (which, by the way, is monotonous).

At least 300: Rise of an Empire’s predecessor, 300 (which can be thanked or blamed for making Gerard Butler a household name), had visuals we’d never seen before. If nothing else, it provided visceral thrills simply because it looked spiffy.

But 300: Rise of an Empire is muddled, stupid and pointless. It tells the story of Persian God-king Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) and his desire to rule Greece by having the Persian navy transport soldiers to Greek shores who then kill the hell out of every man, woman, and child.

The Persians are led by a disaffected Greek, Artemisia (Eva Green), who has great reasons for wanting to destroy her home country. She was sold into slavery at a young age and rescued by a Persian who taught her to fight. She gained the favor of the Persian king, and with his son (that’s Xerxes) is going to wreak havoc.

I think. I mean, none of that matters. This movie is just an exercise in bloodletting. At least we’re living in a time when blood can be recreated with computers because the cleanup on set would have taken longer than shooting the battle scenes had the filmmakers used practical stage blood.

Imagine doing a take in which four soldiers are beheaded, gored, a femoral artery is severed and an arm sliced off at the elbow. The amount of vital fluids spilled in each battle scene must be more than several hundred industrial-sized bucket loads. The makeup effects would have cost more than the talent they were tasked to make up.

One Greek who manages to stay fully limbed is Themistocles (Sullivan Stapleton), the leader of this six pack-having crew of motley swordsmen. Question: Why does a guy who lives his life at war keep taking off his helmet when he sees his greatest enemy across the battlefield?

Why don’t these men wear armor? Mythology and history be damned, put on some armor! It makes a sword to the chest easier to deflect. But whatever. It’s hard to care much about any of it when the filmmakers are more interested in stunts that defy the laws of physics and creating a blood spatter pattern that ends up on the camera lens. If that’s your idea of a great flick, please enjoy. If not, avoid it. Or if you must go, count how many times the Greeks tell each other they’re Greek and wait for the odd remix of Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs” during the closing credits.

Playing this week

3 Days to Kill
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

12 Years A Slave
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

About Last Night
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

American Hustle
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Supersized
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Endless Love
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Frozen
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Gravity
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Her
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

The Lego Movie
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

The Monuments Men
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Non-stop
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Philomena
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Pompeii
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Rear Window
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Robocop
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Ride Along
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Son of God (Hijo de Dios)
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

Stalingrad
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

The Wind Rises
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Winter’s Tale
Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX

The Wolf of Wall Street
Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6

Movie houses

Regal Downtown Mall Cinema 6
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Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX
244-3213

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ARTS Pick: Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Music is meant to be felt. It’s a powerful, visceral force that doesn’t just please the ears, but livens the mind, excites the bones, and echoes across the soul. That, at least, is the philosophy behind Pains of Being Pure, New York’s up-and-coming indie rock band. Hitting the music scene hard in 2009 with its self-titled debut album, the group earned instant recognition for an original blend of fiery guitar riffs and gentle vocals. Since then, the band has continued to experiment with musical arrangements that plunge deep into sensory euphoria. This spring brings the release of the band’s third album, Days of Abandon, a collection that aims to define the next wave of the indie genre.

Opening for Pains is Roanoke’s Eternal Summers, a rock band that embraces everything that underground music is meant to be and delivers it with reckless abandon. Defined by shrill, explosive guitars and earth thumping drums, the hard-nosed trio takes you back to those carefree summers when garage music ruled the night.

Saturday 3/8. $10/12. The Southern Café and Music Hall. 103 South 1st St., Downtown Mall. 434-977-5590.

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Smooth operators: Virginia Republicans turn on the charm

It’s an article of faith among top Republican strategists—both nationally and in Virginia—that the GOP desperately needs to improve its image (and vote totals) among women and people of color if it ever hopes to become a truly dominant political party again. Unfortunately, despite a slew of “inclusivity initiatives” and “minority outreach programs,” Republican efforts to woo women, blacks, and Latinos have failed repeatedly due to one simple factor: the propensity of certain Republicans to act like jackasses.

Not all Republicans, mind you. But a sizeable enough chunk that rarely a day goes by without some elected elephant somewhere saying something offensive, derogatory, or mean-spirited about women and/or minorities, and thus reinforcing the general perception that the Republican Party is filled with misanthropic troglodytes.

Unfortunately (although fortunately for us) it often seems that a higher-than-normal percentage of these charmers hail from our beautiful Commonwealth, which is why the phrase “transvaginal ultrasound” is forever linked to the Old Dominion in the popular imagination.

Well, if the Republican Party of Virginia was hoping to make it through the winter without another major embarrassment, tough luck: It looks like it’s time to reset the “This many days since a sexist remark” sign at party headquarters to zero. In fact, Virginia Republicans delivered a bit of a misogyny twofer over the past few weeks.

The first incident occurred, appropriately enough, a few days after Valentine’s Day, when State Senator Steve Martin took to Facebook to vent his spleen about a card he received from The Virginia Pro-Choice Coalition. His lengthy anti-abortion rant was like a Pu Pu platter of offensive comments, calling the Coalition “really sick people,” claiming that they wanted to “kill unhealthy children,” and declaring that “once a child does exist in your womb, I’m not going to assume a right to kill it just because the child’s host (some refer to them as mothers) doesn’t want it.”

Following the inevitable public outcry (which included a tongue-in-cheek Tweet from comedian Steve Martin clarifying that he and the senator were, in fact, two different people), Senator Martin tried to mitigate the damage by editing the phrase “child’s host” to read “bearer of the child,” but it was a textbook case of too little, too late.

Luckily for the smooth-talkin’ senator, fellow Republican (and state party treasurer) Bob FitzSimmonds was apparently jealous of all the attention Martin was getting, and decided to grab some of those unflattering headlines for himself. Replying to a Facebook post (of course!) that touted the congressional candidacy of Delegate Barbara Comstock (who is running to replace retiring Rep. Frank Wolf in the U.S. House of Representatives), FitzSimmonds wrote “I have nothing against Barbara Comstock but, I hate sexist twat.”

FitzSimmonds later insisted that he meant to write “twaddle” (an excuse that actually makes sense, given the almost nonsensical quality of the original comment), but his scandal-weary Republican colleagues weren’t mollified, and soon both House Speaker William Howell and RPV chairman Pat Mullins were calling for FitzSimmonds to resign as treasurer.

Just be careful, guys—if you go around demanding the resignation of every politician who writes or says something offensive, you might eventually shrink Virginia’s Republican caucus to the size of a varsity football team.

Odd Dominion is an unabashedly liberal, bi-monthly op-ed column covering Virginia politics.