Bad, bad, not good

Imagine you get your fortune told and it predicts you’ll get wet shoes. Or your flight will get delayed. Or you’ll step on a LEGO. Sounds like some bad luck, huh? Well, at Bad Luck Ramen, that’s all you’ll get at its fortune telling machine. Inspired by owner and head brewer Andrew Centofante’s trip to a Buddhist shrine in Japan, in which he received the worst fortune imaginable (“bad health, bad career, do not buy a house, do not travel, no romance, a black cloud will follow you … bad,” he says), the black cat machine only deals out dismal predictions.