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High Violet; The National; 4AD

On their fifth album, Brooklyn’s the National sound more than ever like a band on the cusp of something bigger. Their elegant rock has made them an indie heavyweight, but their polish and calculated drama suggest that the band would be equally suited to stardom on the level of Coldplay or U2. (Even rawer tracks like 2005’s “Abel” are easy to imagine as 10,000-fan sing-alongs.) They’ve got the image, the chops, and the confidence; all they need to cross over is a hit.

A pair of twins, a pair of brothers and a great big lead singer. What more could you want from a rock band? A hit single, for one.

That hit, sadly, is nowhere to be found on High Violet, their first record since 2007’s Boxer. The band continues to drift into expansive, less forceful territory; from the sad shimmer of opener “Terrible Love,” High Violet’s momentum builds and then dissipates track by track, racking up occasional highlights (particularly the uptempo single “Bloodbuzz Ohio”) but failing to really distinguish the songs from each other. The inventive arrangements come across too subtly in the performance and production, and the same-sounding compositions are particularly unkind to vocalist Matt Berninger, whose sad-sack baritone is less affecting when its formula is so easily observed. (Even Bryan Devendorf, whose driving percussion has always kept the National’s mopier leanings in check, eases off considerably.) Most confounding is the band’s tendency to downplay its best hooks (“Sorrow”), or bury them deep in otherwise unexceptional songs (“Afraid of Everyone”). There’s a wider audience out there ready for the National, but the National doesn’t seem quite ready for them.—Nick Huinker

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The corporate co-opting of "local"

HSBC, one of the biggest banks on the planet, has taken to calling itself “the world’s local bank.” Winn-Dixie, a 500-outlet supermarket chain, recently launched a new ad campaign under the tagline “Local flavor since 1956.” The International Council of Shopping Centers, a global consortium of mall owners and developers, is pouring millions of dollars into television ads urging people to “Shop Local”—at their nearest mall. Even Wal-Mart is getting in on the act, hanging bright green banners over its produce aisles that simply say, “Local.”

Hoping to capitalize on growing public enthusiasm for all things local, some of the world’s biggest corporations are brashly laying claim to the word “local.”

This new variation on corporate greenwashing—local-washing—is, like the buy-local movement itself, most advanced in the context of food. Hellmann’s, the mayonnaise brand owned by the processed-food giant Unilever, is test-driving a new “Eat Real, Eat Local,” initiative in Canada. The ad campaign seems aimed partly at enhancing the brand by simply associating Hellmann’s with local food. But it also makes the claim that Hellmann’s is local, because most of its ingredients come from North America. 

Hellmann’s is not the only industrial food company muscling in on local. Frito-Lay’s new television commercials use farmers as pitchmen to position the company’s potato chips as local food, while Foster Farms, one of the largest producers of poultry products in the country, is labeling packages of chicken and turkey “locally grown.” (For the response to this trend from Charlottesville’s nascent Local Food Hub, see sidebar.)

Corporate local-washing is now spreading well beyond food. Barnes & Noble, the world’s top seller of books, has launched a video blogsite under the banner, “All bookselling is local.” The site, which features “local book news” and recommendations from employees of stores in such evocative-sounding locales as Surprise, Arizona, and Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, seems designed to disguise what Barnes & Noble is—a highly centralized corporation where decisions about what books to stock and feature are made by a handful of buyers—and to present the chain instead a collection of independent-minded booksellers.

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Across the country, scores of shopping malls, Chambers of Commerce and economic development agencies are also appropriating the phrase “buy local” to urge consumers to patronize nearby malls and big-box stores. In March, leaders of a new Buy Local campaign in Fresno, California, assembled in front of the Fashion Fair Mall for a kick-off press conference. Flanked by storefronts bearing brand names like Anthropologie (due soon in the Barracks Road Shopping Center) and The Cheesecake Factory, officials from the Economic Development Corporation of Fresno County explained that choosing to “buy local” helps the region’s economy. For anyone confused by this display, the campaign and its media partners, including Comcast and the McClatchy-owned Fresno Bee, followed the press conference with more than $250,000 worth of radio, TV and print ads that spelled it out: “Just so you know, buying local means any store in your community: mom-and-pop stores, national chains, big-box stores—you name it.”

The real buy local movement

In one way, all of this corporate local-washing is good news for local economy advocates: It represents the best empirical evidence yet that the grassroots movement for locally produced goods and independently owned businesses now sweeping the country is having a measurable impact on the choices people make.

Local-washing, like the buy-local movement itself, is most advanced in the context of food. Hellmann’s, the mayonnaise brand owned by the processed-food giant Unilever, is test-driving a new “Eat Real, Eat Local,” initiative in Canada.

“Think of the millions of dollars these big companies spend on research and focus groups. They wouldn’t be doing this on a hunch,” observed Dan Cullen of the American Booksellers Association (ABA), a trade group which represents some 1,700 independent bookstores and last year launched IndieBound, an initiative that helps locally owned businesses communicate their independence and community roots. Charlottesville’s New Dominion and Quest bookstores have joined the group.

Signs that consumer preferences are trending local abound. Locally grown food has soared in popularity. The U.S. is now home to 4,385 active farmers markets, one out of every three of which was started since 2000. Virginia has about 130 farmers markets, with at least a half-dozen of those in the Charlottesville area. Food co-ops and neighborhood greengrocers are on the rise. Driving is down, while data from several metropolitan regions show that houses located within walking distance of small neighborhood stores have held value better than those isolated in the suburbs where the nearest gallon of milk is a five-mile drive to Target.
 
A growing number of independent businesses are trumpeting their local ownership and community roots, and reporting a surge in customer traffic as a result. In April, even as Virgin Megastores prepared to shutter its last U.S. record store, independent music stores across the country were mobbed for the second annual Record Store Day. A celebration of local music retailers that features in-store concerts and exclusive releases, the event drew hundreds of thousands of music fans into stores, was one of the top search terms on Google and triggered a 16-point upswing in album sales, according to Neilson Sound Scan. Locally, Plan 9 Records’ Albemarle Square location hosted performances by Pat McGee, Andrew Hoover and Tony Lucca. (The regionally based music chain closed locations in Roanoke, Lynchburg and Harrisonburg this year.) Sidetracks Music, Cal Glattfelder’s independent music store on Water Street, offered a few sales to mark Record Store Day, as well.

In city after city, independent businesses are organizing and creating the beginnings of what could become a powerful counterweight to the big business lobbies that have long dominated public policy. Local business alliances—like Stay Local in New Orleans, the Metro Independent Business Alliance in Minneapolis-St Paul, and Arizona Local First in Phoenix—have now formed in over 130 cities and collectively count some 30,000 businesses as members. Through grassroots “buy local” and “local first” campaigns, these alliances are calling on people to choose independent businesses and local products more often and making the case that doing so is critical to rebuilding middle-class prosperity, averting environmental collapse, and ensuring that our daily lives are not smothered by corporate uniformity. 

Surveys and anecdotal reports from business owners suggest that these initiatives are in fact changing spending patterns. A survey of 1,100 independent retailers conducted in January by the Institute for Local Self-Reliance (where I work) found that, amid the worst economic downturn since the Depression, buy-local sentiment is giving local businesses an edge over their chain competitors. While the Commerce Department reported that overall retail sales plunged almost 10 percent over the holidays, the survey found that independent retailers in cities with buy-local campaigns saw sales drop an average of just 3 percent from the previous year. Many respondents attributed this relative good fortune to the fact that more people are deliberately seeking out locally owned businesses.

Corporations take note

None of this has slipped the notice of corporate executives and the consumer research firms that advise them. Several of these firms have begun to track the localization trend. In its annual consumer survey, the New York-based branding firm BBMG found that the number of people reporting that it was “very important” to them whether a product was grown or produced locally jumped to 32 percent from 26 in the last year alone. “It’s not just a small cadre of consumers anymore,” said founding partner Mitch Baranowski.

Though it boasts of an international network comprising 9,500 offices in 86 countries and territories worldwide, HSBC has taken to calling itself “the world’s local bank.”

“Food is one of the biggest gateways, but we’re seeing this idea of ‘local’ spread across other categories and sectors,” said Michelle Barry, senior vice president of the Hartman Group. A report published by Hartman last year noted, “There is a belief that you can only be local if you are a small and authentic brand. This isn’t necessarily true; big brands can use the notion of local to their advantage as well.” Barry explains: “Big companies have to be much more creative in how they articulate local … It’s a different way of thinking about local that is not quite as literal.”

One way corporations can be “local” too is to stock a token amount of locally grown produce, as Wal-Mart has done in some of its supercenters. The chain’s local food offerings are usually limited to a few of the main commodity crops of that particular state—peaches in Georgia or potatoes in Maine—and sit amid a sea of industrial food and other goods shipped from the far side of the planet. Yet, this modest gesture has won Wal-Mart glowing coverage in numerous daily newspapers, few of which have asked the salient question: Does Wal-Mart, which now captures more than one of every five dollars Americans spend on groceries, create more and better opportunities for local farmers than the grocers it replaces?

Wal-Mart, like other chains, has learned that, with consumers increasingly motivated to support companies they perceive to be acting responsibility, tossing around the word “local” is a far less expensive way to convey civic virtue than the alternatives. “Local is one of the lower-hanging fruits in terms of sustainability,” explains Barry. “It’s easier for companies to do than to improve how their employees are treated or adopt a specific sustainability practice around their carbon footprint, for example.”

Rather than making direct claims using the word “local,” some companies are pushing marketing messages that work by association. One example that caught Dan Cullen’s eye was a CVS television commercial that begins in a Main Street bookshop, following the owner around as she tends to her customers. The bookshop then transforms into a CVS. The bookshop owner is now the customer. The feel is still very much Main Street. “Suddenly the kind of unique, enjoyable, grassroots bookstore experience morphs into a CVS experience,” said Cullen. “There’s a Potemkin façade that a lot of chains are trying to put up because consumers now want something other than a cookie-cutter experience.”

Redefining local

Still another corporate strategy is to redefine the term “local” to mean, not locally owned or locally produced, but just nearby. “With the term ‘local’ being so nebulous, it seems ripe for manipulation,” notes Mintel, another consumer research firm that counsels companies on how to “craft marketing messages that appeal to locally conscious consumers” and how to avoid “charges of ‘local-washing.’”  The key, Mintel says, is for companies to decide what they mean by local and to disclose that clearly so as not to be accused of trying to misappropriate the term.

Corporate-oriented buy-local campaigns that define “local” as the nearest Lowe’s or Gap store are now being rolled out in cities nationwide. Some represent desperate bids by shopping malls to survive the recession and fend off online competition. Others are the work of chambers of commerce trying to remain relevant. Still others are the half-baked plans of municipal officials casting about for some way to stop the steep drop in sales tax revenue.

Many of these AstroTurf campaigns are modeled directly on grassroots initiatives. “They copy our language and tactics,” said Michelle Long, executive director of Sustainable Connections, a 7-year-old coalition of 600 independent businesses in northwest Washington state that runs a very visible, and according to market research, very successful “local first” program. “I get calls from chambers and other groups who say, ‘We want to do what you are doing.’ It took me a while to realize that what they had in mind was not what we do. Once I realized, I started asking them, what do you mean by ‘local’?”

Examples abound. In northern California, the Arcata Chamber of Commerce is producing “Shop Local” ads that look similar to the Humboldt County Independent Business Alliance’s “Go Local” ads, except they feature both independents and chains. Spokane’s Buy Local program, started by the local chamber, is open to any business in town, including big-box stores. Log-on to the Buy Local website created by the chamber in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and you will find Wal-Mart among the listings.

When billboards proclaiming “Buy Local Orlando” first appeared in Orlando, Florida, Julie Norris, a café owner who last year co-founded Ourlando, an initiative to support indie businesses, was excited to see the concept getting such visibility. But she soon realized that the city-funded program, which provides businesses that join with a “Buy Local” decal, seminars at the Disney Entrepreneur Center and a listing on the website, was open to any business in Orlando. “We sat down with the city and said, ‘What you guys are doing is a real disservice to the local business movement,’” she said. When Norris complained publicly, city officials accused Ourlando of being “exclusive” by not allowing chains.

The city did agree to remove from its press materials and website a reference to a study that found that, for every $100 spent locally, $45 stays in the community. The problem was that the study, conducted by the firm Civic Economics, found that to be true only if the money was spent at a locally owned business. Shop at a chain store, the analysis found, and only $13 of that $100 spent stays in the community.
 
The Economic Development Corporation (EDC) of Fresno County also appropriated the $45-stays-local statistic when it kicked off its Buy Local campaign at the Fashion Fair Mall. The figure was repeated on a TV news story without any clarification that it did not apply to the types of chains visible in the background. Like the Ourlando initiative, the Fresno campaign aims to boost sales tax revenue by deterring online and out-of-town shopping. It goes out of its way in every radio and TV spot to make sure people know that “local” means national chains and big-box stores. “Buy Local” stickers and posters are now visible on malls and chains throughout the Central Valley. “For someone to say you are not local if you are a big box, I say baloney. They invested here,” explained Steve Geil, CEO of the EDC.
 
“I would prefer that the county’s resources were not being spent promoting Wal-Mart and Home Depot,” said Scott Miller, owner of Gazebo Gardens, a plant nursery founded in 1922. “We have a great history of being involved in community events and donating to local causes. Our plants are grown locally. We believe that our kind of business is more valuable to a community than any big chain.”

When the city of Santa Fe decided to launch a campaign to encourage people to shop locally, the Santa Fe Alliance, a coalition of more than 500 locally owned businesses that has been running a buy-local initiative for several years, signed on. At the kick-off in March, the Alliance’s director, Vicki Pozzebon, emphasized the economic impact of shopping at a locally owned business versus a chain. “After that, the city asked me not to push the $45 vs. $13, but just say, ‘local.’” said Pozzebon. The city’s message, according to Kate Noble, a city staffer who runs the program, is that shopping at Wal-Mart is fine, as long as it’s not walmart.com.  Pozzebon said, “It has only diluted our message and confused people.”

These sales tax-driven campaigns may well be doing more harm to local economies than good, according to Jeff Milchen, co-founder of the American Independent Business Alliance, a national organization that helps communities start and grow local business alliances (and on whose board I serve). “If you encourage people to shop at a big-box store that takes sales away from an independent business, you’re just funneling more dollars out of town, because, unlike chains, local businesses buy lots of goods and services, like accounting and printing, from other local businesses.”

The irony of trying to solve declining city revenue by trying to get people to shop at the local mall is that the mall itself may be the problem. While many California cities are facing budget cuts and even bankruptcy, Berkeley has managed to post a small increase in revenue. Part of the reason, according to city officials, is that Berkeley has more or less said no to shopping malls and big chain stores and is instead a city of locally owned businesses that primarily serve local residents. That creates a much more stable revenue base. Berkeley hasn’t benefited from the temporary boom that a new regional mall might create, but neither has it gone bust.

Will big local triumph?

Can corporations succeed in co-opting “local”—or at least in so muddling the term that it no longer has meaning? The Hartman Group’s Barry thinks that’s possible. “For many consumers, these things are not being called into question much. They say, ‘Hey, it’s my local Wal-Mart or my local Frito-Lay truck.’ It depends where you are on the continuum and how you define local, which is a term that is really up for grabs.”

Milchen is less concerned about what he calls faux local campaigns in cities where there is already a strong local business organization. “It’s more of an educational opportunity than a problem, so long as they respond to it,” he said. But in places where local enterprises are not organized, he fears these corporate campaigns may succeed in permanently defining “local” for their own benefit. Michelle Long shares that concern: “That’s my fear. People are going to do diluted versions and hold the space so that real campaigns don’t get started.”

Local-washing has prompted local business advocates to reconsider their language. Many are now using the word “independent” more than “local.” Controlling language is critical, said Ronnie Cummins, director of the Organic Consumers Association, who is pushing for tighter regulation of the word organic, as well as rules governing terms like natural, sustainable and local. “We’ve been fighting so long without the help of federal regulators that some people have forgotten that tool.”

But perhaps local-washing will ultimately make corporations even more suspect and further the case for shifting our economy more in the direction of small scale, local and independent. “I think the fact that the chains are trying to play the local card, in a way makes it easier for us,” said the ABA’s Cullen. “I think people are going to recognize that these aren’t authentic and that’s going to make the real thing all the more powerful.”

Stacy Mitchell is a senior researcher with the New Rules Project (www.newrules.org) and author of Big-Box Swindle: The True Cost of Mega-Retailers and the Fight for America’s Independent Businesses (Beacon, 2006). Send your examples of local-washing to her at smitchell@ilsr.org.

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What’s cookin’?
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Correction from September 30 issue

Due to a data entry research error, we mistakenly identified Oliver Kuttner as owner of one of the condos in Lewis & Clark Square in last week’s cover story [“Walls of shame,” September 30, 2008]. As Kuttner explained to us, at one time he was a “quarter-owner of the whole building,” but at present he no longer owns one square inch of it. We like it neither better or worse for this fact, but we appreciate Kuttner letting us know and regret the mistake.

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Senate takes lessons from Whitehead

John W. Whitehead’s prose is in demand. Whitehead, founder and president of the Rutherford Institute (and recent C-VILLE cover boy), has provided written testimony to the Senate Constitutional Subcommittee about the need to “Restore the Rule of Law,” which he feels has been weakened under the Bush presidency.

The main focus of Whitehead’s testimony was the seeming failure of the constitutional system of checks and balances in the Bush presidency. “The Framers were deeply devoted to securing a government committed to equal distribution of power,” wrote Whitehead. “Fresh in their minds was the oppressive colonial rule of the British Empire. If power was not shared and checked, a dictatorship would arise.”

John Whitehead rocked the cover of C-VILLE before sending testimony to a Senate subcommittee.

Whitehead finds constitutional abuses everywhere from the Patriot Act to Guantanamo Bay. “The structure of the Constitution fails to support George Bush’s contention that the President has unfettered wartime powers,” Whitehead wrote. “The Language of the Constitution makes the President commander-in-chief. However, it does not allow him to bypass domestic and foreign law.”

He did more than criticize, though, and actually suggested several strong methods for rehabbing the rule of law. “If there is any hope for restoring the rule of the law, it must begin with Congress.” He also believes that the American public must make the effort to increase our knowledge of our constitutional rights, our history and our government. “Fear, apathy, and escapism will not carry the day,” wrote Whitehead, echoing the theme of his latest book, The Change Manifesto, which C-VILLE excerpted earlier this month. “It is within our power to attempt (in a nonviolent way) to make a difference.”

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America’s dumbest moment

“Fringe”
Tuesday 8pm, Fox

Things look rough for the “Dawson’s Creek” alums right now. Katie Holmes is getting bad buzz for her Broadway debut. The Beek may be at a soup kitchen near you. And poor Pacey Whitter himself, Joshua Jackson, seems doomed with his latest project, this sci-fi drama from J.J. Abrams (“Lost,” “Alias”). Essentially a different take on “The X-Files” (and they aren’t even “The X-Files” anymore, as that sad little summer movie can attest), the show concerns an earnest young FBI agent (Anna Torv) tracking down a major medical mystery. She approaches this generation’s Einstein (John Noble), who is unfortunately crazy. The only way to reach him is through his brilliant but screwed up son (Jackson), and the three of them find out that a major multinational corporation has been playing fast and loose with science and ethics. There’s some kind of shady conspiracy involved, of course.

“Hole in the Wall”
Wednesday 8pm, Fox

In “Hole in the Wall,” contestants dressed in silver spandex stand on a platform, and then a huge wall moves at them with a shape cut out of it. It may be a circle, or a square, or an arrow or the silhouette of a ballerina. It’s all very exciting. The object of the game is for the contestant to manipulate his body through that hole, so that he doesn’t end up pushed into the water pit below. That’s it. Amazingly stupid, no? And yet, I feel compelled to watch. There’s something primal about people getting pushed into a water tank by a big piece of Styrofoam, I guess. Of course, America can’t take all the credit. It was originally a Japanese show called “Brain Wall,” and then the Australians adapted it first, because they are cooler than us.

Gym Teacher: The Movie
Friday 8pm, Nickelodeon

Christopher Meloni is known primarily for being gruff, brooding, and almost terrifyingly butch on “Law & Order: SVU.” Now he gets to show off his gonzo side in this made-for-TV kid flick. Meloni plays Coach Stewie, a former gymnast who brought shame to his country in the Seoul Olympics. Since then he has spent his life becoming the most bad-ass gym teacher ever, and is now competing for the title of Gym Teacher of the Year. He’s spurred on in his quest—and frequently sexually harassed—by his mentally unstable principal, played by Amy Sedaris (YES!), and things get complicated when he secretly drafts his girlfriend’s son (dead-eyed Nathan Kress, from something called an “iCarly”; ask your kid) into his quest. Directed by Sedaris’ “Strangers With Candy” mate Paul Dinello, so expect some subversive overtones mixed in with the short shorts.

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Keeping in character

There’s a general rule about sequels: If the sequel was conceived along with the original tale, or draws from the same source of material, it’s got a good shot at being good—see the first Star Wars set, The Godfather Part II, the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, etc. If, however, the sequel is an exploitative afterthought, the intention of which is merely to further capitalize and rehash what people liked about the original, it will probably be bad, i.e., Michael Crichton’s The Lost World, the Back To The Future trilogy, a gabazillion other examples, etc.

Enter The Stand Ins, Texas indie-rock outfit Okkervil River’s follow-up to last year’s critically acclaimed The Stage Names. Originally conceptualized as a double-set, the two albums were split and The Stand Ins released as a “sequel”—ironic, considering “Plus Ones” on The Stage Names cleverly mocked pop culture’s propensity for worthless sequels. (“Not everyone’s keen on lighting candle 17,” frontman Will Sheff sang.) The cover of The Stand Ins even completes the picture partially presented by The Stage Names; place the second album directly below the first, and the hand arching above the water is now attached to a bottle-clutching skeleton. Creepy, sure, but poignant? Eh, whatev.

The Stage Names’ dramatically cinematic plotlines also get continuation here; the story of female eye-candy actress and narrator of “Savannah Smiles” continues on the groovy “Starry Stairs,” which vamps along to a jazzy, horn-fused thump. Other tracks seem to document the band’s own struggles with fame: “Lost Coastlines” rolls along to Jonathan Meiburg’s banjo pluck as he and Sheff duet about the difficulties of touring life and keeping a band together. Meiburg has since left to work full-time in Shearwater.

But, as with all Okkervil River albums, much of the draw comes from Sheff’s bitingly wry lyrical observations and, while The Stand Ins is more of the same, those idle-artist witticisms and criticisms never miss their targets, and a healthy dose of battered romanticism keeps it all from being too snide. Musically, it’s the same earnestly lo-fi aesthetic of The Stage Names: occasionally poppy (the unsubtly titled “Pop Lie,” a rollicking, synthesized number—with claps!), occasionally profound, occasionally powerful and climactic (Sheff’s achingly wrenching vocals hit the album’s peak early in the soaring “Blue Tulip”).

In terms of sequels, The Stand Ins succeeds for all the reasons The Stage Names did: The concept is consistent, with the same motivations and inspirations. However, The Stage Names felt largely like a stepping stone into something bigger, so, disappointingly, The Stand Ins only delays that progression. But it’s worth the wait.

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Cloris Septic

“Gone Country 2”
Friday 8pm, CMT

You’ve got to feel for Sean Young. At one point she was one of Hollywood’s most promising young actresses. Then she got a diva rep, embarrassed herself with that whole Catwoman suit debacle, started taking down-market roles like the tranny cop in Ace Ventura, and most recently made headlines for getting thrown out of a big Hollywood awards show for drunkenly heckling Julian Schnabel. (In her defense, he does seem like kind of a pill.) Now the poor thing has joined the second season of CMT’s reality show that gives fading stars a chance to become a country singing sensation. Or, more likely, to pick up a much-needed paycheck. Joining Young are Lorenzo Lamas, former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach (now on his fourth or fifth reality project), Irene Cara (sadness), Jermaine Jackson, and a couple other no-names/has-beens.

“Skins”
Sunday 9pm, BBC America

I recently watched the first two seasons of this Brit teen drama, and it is hands down one of my favorite shows, ever. It’s a fascinating mix of high and low culture, blending a stale concept (oversexed teens behaving badly), clichéd characters (almost every parent on the show is a self-absorbed jackass), and ridiculously over-the-top plotlines (two words: Mad Twatter) with moments of absolutely brilliant storytelling. For proof, look no further than the second episode, based around mentally unbalanced anorexic Cassie, or the jaw-dropping Season 2 episode devoted to the staging of Osama: The Musical. I’m curious to see what, if anything, gets censored in the American broadcast, because we got full frontal in a couple of the British versions. In any event, do try to acclimate yourself to the especially muddy accents. I can’t recommend it highly enough.

“Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget”
Sunday 10pm, Comedy Central

The Comedy Central roasts are a crapshoot—for every Shatner you get a Pam Anderson—but when the subject is as ripe for savaging as Bob Saget, you really can’t lose. This is the man who made a mint hacking it up for eight seasons on “Full House” and hosting “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” and then tried to legitimize himself on the stand-up circuit by swearing a lot. He is just begging for it, y’all. Former co-star John Stamos presides over the events, as a bunch of comics you’ve never heard of rip the Sag to shreds and make all sorts of inappropriate jokes about those walking troll dolls, the Olsen twins. As an added bonus, Cloris Leachman gets downright filthy!

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Material world

So, it’s a little hard to believe, but apparently it’s Christmastime again already. I’ll be honest and admit that last year Christmas cheer got me into debt, so this year I’m going to try to rein the plastic in a bit so that I’m not still paying for the joy of giving in June. That doesn’t mean, however, that I plan on giving less great gifts than I usually do (and yes, I give great gifts, trust me), it just means that I need to be a little more resourceful than automatically turning my browser to Mossonline when it comes to the task of present-hunting. This brings me to Mighty Goods, which the more time I spend perusing it, the more I appreciate for its good taste and no nonsense.

Mighty Goods is a straightforward, easy-to-use shopping blog that posts everything from sweaters to cupcake holders to planters to calendars and everything in between. For gift-giving purposes, there are convenient links to gift categories for men, women and kids, as well as gadgets, novelties, food and drink, home, media and body. For those of you who are really having creative gift-giving blockages, there’s a stocking stuffer guide; and for those like myself who need to keep an eye on the purse strings, there’s a budget gift guide.

What I love about this site is that it points things out to you that you probably wouldn’t think of on your own. It gently leads you beyond the realm of picture frames and scarves and into the realm of a Card Society Membership ($140), which sends its lucky cardholders two one-of-a-kind, handmade cards a month for a year, or a Campfire Candle Holder ($19). Scrolling through Mighty Goods, finding the perfect gift for the people in your life suddenly becomes a slightly less daunting task. And as Christmas fast approaches, the pressure is on.