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The first great one-liner to be called into the Rant line was seven weeks after its launch last year. “The bald chick ad,” the caller complained, “When will it end?” Succinct, specific (a local hair salon had been regularly running the offending advertisement in C-VILLE) and funny, it was ranting distilled to stand-up comedy.

But by the next week, February 25, there was a new turn: ranting as esteem-building exercise. “I like the bald chick ad,” the caller said. “I think the woman is beautiful with or without hair and I think we should be more tolerant.” (And P.S., all the kids in the class should get valentines.)

“What the hell kind of rant starts ‘I like the bald chick?’” inveighed another fed-up soul one week later. And so a cycle established itself in the pages of this newspaper: bitch, soothe, bitch.

The Rant began running as a weekly feature of C-VILLE on January 7, 2003. It replaced a long-running feature, Explain the Phenomenon, which invited readers’ smart-ass captions to sometimes witty, often plain amateurish, photographs. The Rant would balance the privilege usually extended to those with a penchant for writing letters to the editor with a get-it-off-your-chest forum for the phone-centric. Only two rules would prevail: no rants to extend past one minute and no slander. Otherwise, we’d transcribe it all, um, you know, ver-uh-batim. Yes, thank you.

And what, after a year of living angrily, have we learned about Charlottesvillians from their rants?

In no particular order: Traffic irritates them, the Iraq War irritates them, cyclists irritate them, people irritate them, sometimes restaurants irritate them, and ranting irritates them. Did we mention that traffic irritates them?

If they’re boiling mad on issues like the State budget, the paucity of Hollywood roles for older women, out-patient hospital services, the lack of a decent shoe store Downtown, Haliburton’s government-sanctioned corruption, or the tepid performance of the UVA men’s basketball team, they’re not picking up the phone to say so. By the way, that number is 817-2749, extension 55.

 

At about the time the United States invaded Iraq, then-columnist Ted Rall earned a lot of minutes from callers particularly in response to one column we headlined “Don’t support the troops.”

“I’d just like to say Ted Rall is amazing and he should have his own newspaper,” said one.

“I’ve had enough of your Ted Rall exclusives,” was a response two weeks later. “It would be more appropriate to rename his column The Rant.”

The next week, March 25: “Yeah, once again Ted Rall has amazed me. He is amazing. Mr. Rall, if I ever meet you, guaranteed I will shake your hand.”

“A firm resounding BOO! for Ted Rall. BOO! Don’t support our troops? Monsieur Rall, I once agreed with you that the President shouldn’t attack Iraq, but thanks to you I have no choice but to gravitate over to the other side.”

Mind you, the war’s main protagonists were not left unscathed during this period: “George W. Bush is the moronic puppet of a plutocracy of homicidal megalomaniacs, and we the people are fools for thinking that we’re informed because we watch corporate-sponsored television and are so comfortable in our ‘non-negotiable’ American lifestyles that we’ll ignore or even support any atrocities so long as a vaguely plausible piece of B.S. is used to justify it.” Draw breath here.

And then there were those who were grateful—repeatedly grateful—just to have a platform: “Thank you. What makes me rant are people who think this world would be a better place if we go to war with Iraq, because it’s just not gonna happen. This world won’t be better. Thank you for listening to me.”

If only drivers could inspire such gratitude. Alas, they are among the most reviled of God’s creatures. Who can forget the girl in the yellow slicker? “I was the girl in the yellow slicker last Saturday in front of the 7-Eleven on Barracks Road trying to clear the drain for the lovely City residents, and bad karma I wish to everyone who splashed me full on. I can’t believe how ignorant some people are around here.”

The malfeasant wishes spread through the year like so much rancid margarine: “To the asshole who nearly plowed through my car last Sunday: 1) My light was green! 2) I hope your red Toyota truck hits the back of a ’79 Pinto and vaporizes instantly.”

And then there was this angry contribution: “This is for the jerk who blatantly cut me and my roommate off at the intersection of 29 and Rio, and then had the audacity to pull off and gesture for us to fight him after we honked: We’d just gotten back from the gym, asshole, and totally could have taken your South Carolina redneck butt.”

People, people, can’t we all just get along? Where’s everyone driving to so carelessly? And how many of you are out there with one hand on the wheel and the other holding a cell phone dialing The Rant to complain about other drivers?

People on bicycles inspired their fair share of venom, too, beginning in June with the saga of “the Earlysville Road cyclist”: “O.K., my rant is about the idiot cyclists who get on Earlysville Road during the morning or evening rush hours. For those of us who live in Earlysville, this road is also known as the Earlysville 500 or the Earlysville Death Trap. People speed all the timethey drink and drive, they’re reckless. Please cyclists, keep off the road—it’s too dangerous. The wannabes are all in their SUVs with their cell phones attached to their heads. They’re not paying attention to what they’re doing. The redneck faction, they couldn’t care less.”

And neither could the cyclist, as we learned in the weeks to follow: “I am the idiot cyclist of Earlysville Road, and I ride to work because I can. Should I perish at the wheel of a NASCAR commuter or a drunken redneck longneck chunker, I will regret that I have but one bike to give for my City.”

“I totally agree with the bike riders on Earlysville Road,” said one caller somewhat confusingly (we think he meant, he agrees about the bike riders). “I almost ran two bike riders over the other day trying to pass them, because yes, I agree I do not have all day to go 12 miles an hour. And I’m sorry, my car, I pay taxes for the road, and the bicyclers don’t. So they need to get off the road, or find a road that’s wider.”

Predictably, the discourse ended on a personal and sour note: “Yeah, thanks. This goes out to the idiot who thinks cyclists don’t pay taxes and aren’t entitled to use Earlysville Road. Car taxes don’t pay for roads, you dumbass, property and income taxes do. I’m a cyclist and I pay car tax, income tax—more than you, trust me—property tax, more than you, again. Move to the left when passing cyclists, and bite me. Thanks.”

Uh, yeah, you’re welcome. Have a nice day.

 

Transportation was a favorite topic all year (can‘t wait until you start calling in about the tie-ups once Target opens and the Meadowcreek Parkway is operational!), but entertainment—movies in particular—drove its share of the rants, too. “If another person comes up to me and gets in my face and tells me one more time that I, quote—just have to go see My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I’m going to have to shove a big, fat leg of lamb down their ignorant throat.”

“O.K., the move The Matrix 2 or Matrix Reloaded or whatever, well, your reviewer said, O.K., it was totally awesome or something like that, alright, everybody’s raving about it. That movie sucked ass. It was a total waste of time. O.K. that’s all.”

Matrix Revolutions was evidently beneath contempt, but not those who miss out on local music: “Where in the hell was everybody on July 18 when all these great bands were playing at Starr Hill? This past weekend I went to the Outback Lodge to see a couple of great bluegrass bands and there were like 13 people there. Where in the hell is everybody? Why aren’t we supporting our local musicians?”

Assuming it’s fair to classify The Rant itself as local entertainment, it too was subject to plenty of mouthing off and criticism. “Yeah, I also need to rant, um, against The Rant. You guys don’t need to print every ‘um’ and ‘ah’ that people say in their message. Come on, those aren’t even words.”

“I think people are getting a little too personal with rants. This town is small enough so a little goes a long way. I’d hate to see a negative, belittling mood permeate our City because of certain individuals’ moods.”

More back and forth: “I’d actually like to make a rant about people ranting in response to other people’s rants.” (That’s different!)

“You know The Rant just makes me want to rantall your big bold letters with angry words, ‘snobby ass, stupid, idiots, no-growthers, snapbags, get off your ass’—it makes me mad.”

Indeed, some just hate the whole idea of The Rant—and they called to rant about it! (And yet you hear that irony is dead) “O.K., my rant is that your paper doesn’t have a Rave page. ’Cause there’s lots of good things going on, so let’s start focusing on that stuff instead of the rant stuff.”

Yeah, and another thing. (Remember folks, it’s 817-2749, extension 55. Call today!)

 

There were other favorite topics, of course—McMansions, soccer moms, peach applesauce and restaurant service—but by far the most prevalent insight (if you can call it that) of 2003, and leading the way already in 2004, was that other people are stupid. Why can’t people be more like us, we all wondered, week after week?

“Everything is 10 times worse at K-Mart because people who shop there are just absolutely retarded”

“The ultimate in stupidity is people who leave their lawn sprinklers on in the pouring down rain.”

“To the permanently adolescent Neanderthal who honked at me”

“My rant is to the foolish people who wear headsets”

“How about those idiot drivers out there who don’t realize that right on red means to stop and look first?”

“Yeah, to all the idiots who voted for the President”

“This is for that crazy loser and his crazy loser friends”

“To the insane woman running along Earlysville Road with her dog”

“Hey, this is to the idiots at the express checkout in the grocery stores”

“Hi. This is for the inconsiderate idiots”

Surely, we reflect looking over the year in rants, there can’t be that many imbeciles out there. Maybe it’s just the same dope time and again. Maybe he’s everywhere!

That might be the answer: one roving dodo-brain. In fact, it’s probably he who’s behind our favorite rant of the year: “Am I waiting for a beep? Am I waiting for a beep?”

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Ticket masters
Outside U-Hall the call is “I got your tickets right here”

The UVA men’s basketball team and Clemson’s squad are only minutes away from tip-off, and two men who have driven from Afton and Crozet to see the game have yet to land tickets. But on the walkway to the entrance of the arena, the two fans find their man, or rather, boy, in the form of a 9-year-old ticket scalper.

The kid begins to negotiate prices with the men, but is quickly interrupted by another, full-grown scalper who takes over the deal. The two aspiring fans seem to hesitate, perhaps feeling guilty on this Tuesday night for stiffing the kid, who is shivering in his windbreaker on an evening where the wind chill stands at 19 degrees.

“That’s my son,” says the 32-year-old veteran scalper after sensing that his customers are wavering. “I’m gonna let him in on the action.”

Their worries assuaged, the two hoops fans buy two tickets for a total of $30. Tickets are still available at the ticket window inside the arena, but are selling at the face value of $18 apiece—so the two fans each save $3.

“This is a nice way to get tickets,” one of the fans says. Asked if he thinks he broke a law by purchasing tickets from scalpers, he says, “I would think it’s legal, but I don’t care.”

In fact, it is legal to buy tickets from scalpers for UVA sports events, as neither the Commonwealth nor the City or University has banned the practice. However, numerous scalpers, some of whom have been selling tickets for decades, say UVA police harassment has hit an all-time high in January.

According to several scalpers, the trouble began just before the January 3 men’s basketball game with Providence, when at least one scalper was escorted to the parking lot and told to refrain from selling tickets. A scalper says the police officer, while giving a ticket seller the boot, said, “You won’t be getting your rent money today.”

Of the incident, one scalper, who says his name is Troy, but later offers a different nom de guerre, observes, “It’s a shame, man. With what [Coach Pete] Gillen’s got going on in there, they need all the help they can get to fill the place.”

The consensus theory among several regular scalpers, who are aware that their business is on the level, is that the offending cop may have been new and unfamiliar with the legal status of scalping. Additionally, several scalpers speculate that a bogus ticket may have been sold to a fan, perhaps contributing to increased scalper scrutiny by the UVA police.

Sergeant Melissa Fielding of the UVA police force confirms both suspicions of the local scalping crew. She says UVA police are investigating a case in which a fan purchased an outdated and invalid ticket from a scalper for the January 11 matchup against hoops powerhouse Duke. However, Fielding says the UVA police have long ago reached a working relationship with scalpers. She says their only goal is to keep scalpers from blocking the entrance to the arena.

“It’s not been a problem in the 11 years that I’ve been here,” Fielding says of ticket scalping. “Most [scalpers] are courteous enough. They’ve really been cooperative in the past.”

Fielding confirms that a scalper representative received an audience with command staff of the UVA police force after scalpers complained about the overzealous cop at the Providence game.

“That particular incident was resolved,” Fielding says. “We have new officers in. They’re not really clear on what the rules are. Sometimes there can be some confusion.”

Tensions appeared nonexistent between police and the dozen or so adult scalpers and their four accompanying children working the trickle of fans arriving for the January 20 game with Clemson. Frigid conditions and the prospect of cold shooting (the two teams were dueling for the worst shooting percentage in the Atlantic Coast Conference) likely kept many fans away. As a result, scalpers were asking only $10 to $25 per ticket. In contrast, tickets to the recent Duke game were going for $50 to $80.

Scalpers generally get their tickets from alumni and other season ticket holders who are looking to unload extra tickets on their way into a game. The scalpers then sell these tickets at some markup.

“I think we do a great service,” says the scalper who brought his son to work the Clemson game. He says he brings in between $75 and $200 on men’s basketball games, and anywhere from $400 to $1,200 at football games.

“It’s easy money,” he says.

The Charlottesville native, who says he studied finance in college, says he began selling tickets to UVA games when he was his son’s age. As for why he’s brought his son into the business, he says, “That’s a little guy who I don’t have to give money to,” adding that he even encourages the young scalper to invest his earnings in stocks.—Paul Fain

 

Over the Hill
Did the Jefferson School Task Force heal the wounds of urban renewal?

City Hall was closed on Monday, January 19, for the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday, so Council held its regular meeting the next day. Maybe Council was trying to stay true to the spirit of the holiday by heaping praise upon the Jefferson School Task Force during Tuesday’s meeting.

All five Councilors beamed like doting parents at Lelia Brown and Mary Reese, the chair and vice-chair of the Jefferson School Task Force, respectively, as they delivered a report detailing their group’s 16-month consideration of the fate of Jefferson School—the former all-black school on Fourth Street and the last vestige of Vinegar Hill, an African-American neighborhood bulldozed during “urban renewal” in the late 1960s.

The moldering Jefferson School building had sat largely forgotten until 2002, when Council’s plans to sell the site for a housing development and shuffle children attending the City preschool housed there back to neighborhood schools caused an uproar. In response, black leaders, neighborhood activists, former politicians and other powerful folks formed the Citizens for Jefferson School to oppose the sale. Under pressure from CJS, Council assembled the Jefferson School Task Force and spent more than $121,000 on facilitators to help the disparate group work together.

The task force’s final report was due last fall, but Council granted them an extension when their work wasn’t finished by then. Looking at the 37-page document so long in the making, however, one wonders what the task force was up to all this time.

The report recommends the building and the adjacent Carver Recreation Center be nominated for the National Register of Historic Places, and it suggested three possible redevelopment options—as a new home for the main branch of the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library, an early-childhood education center or an adult-education center. Each option would include a cultural component to “tell the story of Jefferson School and the African American community in Charlottesville and Albemarle County,” according to the report.

“In Washington, there’s 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, in London there’s 10 Downing Street, and in Charlottesville, we’ll have Jefferson School,” Reese told Council.

The presentation consumed about an hour of the January 20 meeting, yet many questions remained unanswered when Council finally finished lauding the task force, many of whose members were at the meeting. The report is full of scenarios for how Jefferson School might be reused, yet there’s little information on what redevelopment might cost the City, how long it might take or what Council needs to do next. More than anything, the report told Council that a great deal of work remains to be done before Jefferson School can be brought up to code (an $8 million project).

Yet Council’s praise of the report is a clue that the City convened the Jefferson School Task Force not so much to advance a development project—indeed, it seems a smaller group could have done the same work faster and cheaper than did the task force—as to defuse a political landmine.

Racial tension will always be an issue in Charlottesville, which struggles to reconcile its progressive image with a racist history that some would argue still informs its social fabric. In the late ’60s, for instance, the City bulldozed Vinegar Hill to make way for white businesses, sending many black residents to live in housing projects such as Westhaven. Newspaper reports from that time show that feelings were mixed among displaced blacks about urban renewal. Some welcomed the transition from Vinegar Hill’s substandard housing to homes with heat, running water and reliable electricity, while others opposed the damage to local black culture and the blatant disrespect of a forced move. Today, the legacy of Vinegar Hill is so politicized it’s all but impossible to talk about race issues without mentioning the incident.

Indeed, when Council talks about “expanding Downtown’s vitality,” some people still remember when that phrase justified wiping out an entire black neighborhood. Today, critics of Council’s current housing plan—which involves replacing low-income renters with middle-income homeowners in poor neighborhoods—invoke Vinegar Hill and level charges of gentrification. When Citizens for Jefferson School argued that Council should save the building, Vinegar Hill figured large in their rhetoric.

A year and a half ago, some CSJ members claimed the task force would “heal the wounds of Vinegar Hill.” Making amends for racial injustice seems beyond the scope of the report presented to Council last week, and even though the document is short on facts and figures, given the back-slapping, it’s easy to say Council won over former foes and got exactly what it wanted from the task force.

 

Mayor Cox: See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya

“Part of what professors do is profess,” said Mayor Maurice Cox during a press conference at City Hall on Thursday, January 22. Standing behind a wooden podium, clad in his trademark light green Euro-style shirt, striped tie and corduroy jacket and sipping a lukewarm ginger ale from a clear plastic cup, Cox exuded the academic air—which inspired some and infuriated others during his term—as he announced he would not seek reelection to City Council.

Doing triple-duty as a practicing architect, a UVA professor and City Councilor left very little time for family and relaxation during the past eight years, Cox said. He said he has applied for an eight-month Ivy League fellowship and is looking forward to “taking a break from public service to reflect on the past eight years, and to consider how I might best serve this community in the future.”

The Mayor left no doubt he would remain a behind-the-scenes player in local politics, especially as Council works to develop a new transit system and redevelop W. Main Street, and he all but promised to seek public office again.

For months, observers speculated Cox would leave Council, and in practical terms his resignation was confirmed on Tuesday, January 20, when Rose Hill Neighborhood president Kendra Hamilton announced her candidacy for the Democratic Party nomination. Cox had claimed he would leave Council only if a candidate who shared his views—preferably a black woman—could be found.

Hamilton joins chiropractor and former Dem chair David Brown, as well as Council incumbents Kevin Lynch and Meredith Richards, as the only announced candidates for their party’s nomination. At press time, Republicans have not fielded a candidate. (Two years ago, Republican Rob Schilling entered the race at the 11th hour and defeated Democrat Alexandria Searls in the May election.)

By State law, both parties must have their ballots set by February 10. The Democrats will hold their nominating convention on February 7; the Republicans on February 5.—John Borgmeyer

Interpretive dance
Economists duel with different reads on the Guv’s tax plan

Ask two people the same question and you’re liable to get two different answers. This maxim certainly applies to two groups of economists who were tasked with evaluating Gov. Mark R. Warner’s proposed tax plan. As expected, the economists’ takes on the plan reflect the view of whoever requested the review.

The complex tax overhaul proposed by Warner includes raising taxes on goods, cigarettes, high-income households and on some corporate practices. It would also reduce rates on food and on certain income brackets, estates and business expenses. The net impact would be an added $1 billion in State revenue.

Republicans who oppose the tax hikes are citing an analysis from a firm headed by Dr. James C. Miller III, who was President Ronald Reagan’s budget director. Miller’s number crunching, which was commissioned and paid for by two top Virginia Republicans (House of Delegates Speaker William J. Howell and Attorney General and GOP gubernatorial candidate-apparent Jerry Kilgore), found that the Warner plan would wreak economic ruin on the State. By 2006, the plan would cost Virginia $9.8 billion in lost revenue and 27,700 jobs, the report says.

Not to be outdone, Warner and other supporters of the tax plan are touting their own economic analysis. Four economists in the State’s Department of Planning and Budget, which is under the purview of the Governor’s office, produced this study. The document, which is heftier than its counterpart, finds that the economic stimulus resulting from the plan will outweigh any hindrances caused by raising certain taxes.

The Republican-funded study looked only at the impact of raising sales and cigarette taxes, which it calls the “central feature” of the tax plan. The State analysis seeks to “assess the overall economic impact” of the tax plan, partially by factoring in the ripple of indirect benefits resulting from education and infrastructure spending increases. As a result, the State report offers a far more complete view than the study from Miller’s firm, but is also less specific and more likely to trail off into uncertainty.

Dueling economic projections are nothing new in politics, likely leading some observers of the tax scrap to disregard the reports as little more than expanded sound bites from the politicians who commissioned them. However, the analyses warrant a second look in the run-up to a vote with potentially long-lasting effects on Virginia’s economy.—Paul Fain

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Bare Necessities

Dear Santa,

All I want for Xmas this year is a new bicycle, my very own pony and a stripper pole for the rec room. Thanks, Santa!

Luv,

Amber Anykid, U.S.A.

P.S. Strawberry Shortcake thongs make rad stocking stuffers!


Postal workers should not have been shocked this year to receive scores of Christmas wish lists just like little Amber’s. Why? Well, in case you haven’t tuned in to teen or tween media lately, stripping has gone mainstream. Teenagers of the new millennium have grown up watching college students give lap dances on MTV’s “The Real World”; they’ve listened to Christina Aguilera’s album Stripped; they’ve taken cardio strip class at the gym, perused the mall for thongs and flavored body glitter, played video games that feature strippers on their Xboxes and Gamecubes, and watched endless music videos for which strip clubs and the denizens thereof provide the mise en scène.

TV shows and movies from “Stripperella” to Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle regularly feature voluptuous heroines flashing the flesh. Indeed, a questionnaire for college-age participants in “The Real Cancun,” the 2003 “reality movie” depicting spring-break mayhem, posed the question: “What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done?” Responses included: “Stripped at a bar,” “Gone on top of a bar and flashed” and “Stripped in a club.” Somebody ought to break it to these co-eds: Stripping isn’t so wild anymore—it’s kid’s stuff.

Of course, for many girls who buy it, stripper-inspired fare isn’t actually about disrobing in public or even having sex, but about cultivating what writer and sexpert Susie Bright calls “the essence of titillation,” a coy yet brazen, look-but-don’t-touch sexual persona. “This is very appealing to the young crowd, the virgins, the preorgasmic, who want to flaunt and test their sexuality without actually having to do the deed,” says Bright. Along with marketing executives promoting their goods, many adolescents embrace these products as a harmless and fun way to wield sexual power, defending their right to express themselves through “Porn Star” T-shirts and “Hot Buns” hot pants, and dismissing those who object as dour, repressed.

Still, critics like Jean Kilbourne, best known for her documentary series Killing Us Softly, about gender representation in advertising, warn that the trend is more constraining than liberating, invoking a “very narrow, clichéd version of what’s sexy as opposed to any kind of authentic sexuality.” It’s a debate whose terms are familiar, from the feminist sex wars of the 1980s to the rise of “girl power” in 1990s pop culture to the explosion of feminist cultural criticism that snubbed the old-school women’s movement for its perceived lack of an ironic sensibility. But the discussion has acquired a new dimension now that a mass-marketed ideal of female sexiness derived from stripper culture is being sold to an ever-younger set. The stripper-infused products aimed at young girls are a creepy synthesis of cute and tawdry—seemingly designed to appeal to a 12-year-old’s tastes while gently easing her into the adult arena.

 

The most ubiquitous stripper-inspired purchase a girl can make is a thong, a product with a heritage in exotic dancing—in 1939 New York Mayor Fiorello La Guardia decreed that the city’s nude dancers cover their private parts for the World’s Fair. Thongs marketed directly to kids and teens often don’t resemble standard lingerie. They’re usually cotton, not silk or satin, they’ve got a colored elastic band, and they’re not overloaded with lace or frills. Design-wise, they tend toward the self-consciously cute, bearing the visage of a recognizable cartoon character, adorned with a saucy saying and/or cheekily girlish iconography—cherries, gingham checks, teddy bears. The thong’s ostensible purpose is to hide panty lines, but what ultimately drives the sale is the nice but naughty message its design implies—and sometimes not so subtly.

“Feeling lucky?” begs the Smarty thong by David & Goliath. It’s white with a green four-leaf clover stamped on the front, and available at teen-girl fashion emporium Delia’s. According to market research firm NPD Group, from August 2002 to July 2003 thong sales in the United States climbed to $610 million—up from the previous year’s $570 million. Time reported that last year girls between the ages of 13 and 17 spent $152 million on them. Thongs average about $6 apiece, and you pay more for a brand name. (A “Simpsons” thong goes for $8, a simple glitter one for half that.) It’s no wonder, then, that licensers are eager to dole out their characters’ likenesses for front-and-center crotch placement; in the age of branding, it’s all the better if your Hello Kitty thong matches your Hello Kitty lunch box.

Click the About Us/Investor Relations link on the home page for mall-based teenage chain store Hot Topic, which in fiscal year 2002 produced earnings of $34.6 million, and you’ll learn that, founded in 1989, “the Company believes teenagers throughout the U.S. have similar fashion preferences, largely as a result of the nationwide influence of MTV, music distribution, movies and television programs.” Under Intimate Apparel/Panties, recent purchase items included: a Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat thong, a Cookie Monster bikini panty and a Hello Kitty Goth Girl thong. Borrowing from underwear for little kids, some of these products—retro Mighty Mouse lingerie by Nick and Nora, for one—no doubt appeal to the older consumer who’s consciously infantilizing herself to look sexy. But they also seem calculated to attract younger girls who might still harbor some genuine affection for cartoon cuddlies. The Muppet thong is the adolescent equivalent of a toddler’s pull-up: somewhere between Underoos and lingerie.

 

The film Thirteen depicts the hypersexualized teen-girl consumer marketplace as inextricably linked to its central character’s accelerated downward spiral. It’s naïve junior high schooler Tracy’s demand for a hipper new wardrobe that sets the plot in motion: Tracy first steals to shop at a risqué boutique and clashes with her mother over a puppy-dog thong emblazoned with the words “Wanna Bone?”

The film clearly resonated with many girls’ experiences. Emily and Caroline, 13-year-olds at a Los Angeles private school, use “sexy” to describe the eighth grade’s most popular girl, who buys her school uniform in diminutive kiddy sizes so as to reveal more skin. Emily says lots of girls at her theater camp wore thongs and that the kids in her class think thongs are cool, though she bristles: “Who would want to see a 13-year-old’s butt?” She and Caroline recently attended a bar mitzvah where a tattoo artist was hired to airbrush designs onto partygoers’ body parts. A popular request, the girls reveal, was Playboy’s bunny-head emblem, the allure of which leaves the two momentarily divided. “Kids want it because it’s a cute little bunny,” says Emily. Caroline begs to differ: “It’s Playboy, which makes them sexy or something.”

Either way, the Playboy bunny has hopped back into fashion, swishing its cottontail into the teen market. At Hot Topic you can buy bunny trucker hats, pajamas, blankets and pillows. Dr. Jay’s carries Playboy bunny rhinestone thongs and camis, sporty shorts and sexy briefs. If, for children of the 1970s and ’80s, the bunny’s image is tarnished by connotations of dirty centerfolds and exploitation, Playboy Enterprises is making sure that’s not the case for girls of the next millennium. The bunny’s getting an extreme makeover; the company’s amping up its playful, mildly risqué qualities and de-emphasizing its pornographic ones. Playboy Enterprises still produces X-rated fare, but it relegates it to its adult-only outfit, Spice. “It’s rather like Viacom having Nickelodeon [for children] and Showtime [for adults],” company CEO Christie Hefner told Business Week Online this past August. Playboy’s licensing department targets 18-25-year-olds; they say a crossover into a younger market is unintentional. Yet founder Hugh Hefner—when asked by the Washington Post about kids donning Playboy togs—proclaimed, “I don’t care if a baby holds up a Playboy bunny rattle.”

Retail sales for the Playboy brand’s licensed fashion and consumer products have been estimated at more than $350 million for 2003, and the company celebrated its fifty-year anniversary with a November retail launch of limited-edition specialty products. They are in cahoots with rapper P. Diddy’s clothing label, Sean John, which is producing bunny-adorned velour tracksuits. There is a Playboy skateboard, a Playboy snowboard and, from M.A.C. Cosmetics, “Playmate Pink” glitter cream and “Bunny Pink” lipstick with a “laser-embossed bunny on the tip.” According to the press release, M.A.C. Cosmetics—a company whose progressive advertising tactics have included using openly gay celebrities Elton John and Rupaul as spokesmodels—was inspired by the “sheer fabulousness of the original Playboy Bunnies.”

Revamped as cuddly and camp, the bunny is poised to enter the world of family-friendly entertainment with Hef’s “Superbunnies,” a cartoon series about Playboy playmates who fight the enemies of democracy. Playboy’s entertainment division, Alta Loma, is developing the series with Stan Lee’s POW! Entertainment, and the press announcement mentions they’re aiming for a mainstream audience, so the superbunnies won’t bare it all. Stan Lee, creator of Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk, already has an animated series about strippers on the air. It’s the adult cartoon series “Stripperella”: Pamela Anderson lends her voice and image to the superhero Erotica Jones, “a stripper by night and superhero by later night,” whose power source resides in her enhanced breasts. On TNN’s website you can play Strip-pole-rella, the point of which is to avoid falling objects and pole grease and collect as many dollar bills as you can.

 

Few have surfed the stripper wave with more success than Joe Francis, whose brainchild, Girls Gone Wild, is a 4-year-old, $100 million entertainment empire solely based on amateur videotapes of college students flashing their breasts. On Amazon.com you can purchase (at about $17 a pop) DVD titles that include Girls Gone Wild Extreme, Black Girls Gone Wild: Funkin’ at Freaknik, and Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style, Francis’s creation with Calvin Broadus (a.k.a. rap star Snoop Doggy Dogg). Unless Francis goes to jail—charges of filming underage girls for a spring break tape are pending in Panama City, Florida—his next venture, Newsweek reports, is a chain of Hooters-style restaurants. Francis, who once compared girls’ flashing Mardi Gras-style for his videos to feminists burning bras, doesn’t hide the fact that he is taking advantage of the opportunity to offer titillation in the guise of liberation. The fact that there are so many willing participants can be attributed partially to the desire for a quick fix of fame and the culture of reality television that engenders that desire, and partially to Jell-O shots. But perhaps this is, to some degree, what 1990s pop culture wrought.

The spring breakers Joe Francis convinces to “go wild,” at least the ones of appropriate age, would have also been the target audience when, in 1996, the Spice Girls shimmied onto the pop landscape, singing about how girls should tell guys “what I want, what I really really want.” They pumped up their fans with “girl power,” a philosophy that ran as deep as “You’re a girl, therefore you’re powerful,” and that could be easily construed as “Look sexy like this and you will be powerful.”

On MTV there were more lessons to be learned about girls and power. The 1995 Aerosmith video for the song “Crazy” features actresses Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone playing high school students who break out of school one afternoon and hit the road. They fund their joy ride with a trip to a strip club, where Tyler performs a mocking pole dance and Silverstone, dressed in a man’s suit, watches gleefully from below. Thanks in part to the video’s homoerotic overtones, the striptease seemed rebellious, transformative and empowering, a paradigm replicated in many a girl-centric

 

coming-of-age flick in its wake, among them Coyote Ugly (2000), a movie about bartending table dancers (the film’s tagline: “Tonight, they’re calling the shots”).

This generation also grew up concurrently with hip hop, a genre whose videos have always pushed the envelope in terms of stripper content. Videos are limited in their storytelling capabilities, certainly, and popular early 1990s videos like WreckX’N’Effect’s “Rumpshaker” conceded to this limitation, opting for “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous”-style locales and high-heeled bikini-clad babes, visual cues that would inform hip hop videos for the decade to come. Female rappers of the early 1990s adapted what Alondra Nelson, assistant professor of sociology and African-American studies at Yale, calls “masculinist models of rap virtuosity and power as a way to gain respect in hip hop.” But eventually, when hip hop “embraced the pimp archetype,” female rappers were forced to “fight back on the same terms, taking up hyper-feminine personas.” That means trading the showmanship that comes with skill for the kind of empowerment that comes with stripping. Today’s female hip hop stars, like Lil’ Kim and Foxy Brown, are taking their fashion cues from the table-dancing backup dancers and extras who populate male hip hop stars’ videos.

Of course, Madonna’s influence on the stripper trend cannot be discounted. While college kids and professors populating cultural studies departments in the early 1990s were eager to endow her pornography-inspired videos and Sex book with layered ironic sensibilities, it’s possible that the irony wasn’t translating to those who were children at the time. For example, in the opening to the film Crossroads, starring Britney Spears, the character she plays, an uptight good girl on the eve of high school graduation, wears men’s underwear and writhes around on her bed to Madonna, who—we’re meant to understand—was the soundtrack of the character’s early youth. By Act II, Spears’ character is on the road both to Los Angeles and girl power, stopping in at a bar for a liberating and lucrative stint of karaoke and pole dancing.

 

The “Porn Star” tee is this generation’s answer to the “I’m With Stupid” shirt—the words were stamped on baby tees, tanks and camisoles and sold at malls across the country. When asked about the shirt, Michelle, 22, a recent graduate of Barnard College, is quick to renounce it as “so five years ago.” But she recalls that back in high school, its intention was obvious: to be a calling card, one that says insta-sex. This is helpful for a girl whose look doesn’t automatically conjure up sexiness. Wear a Porn Star shirt and, as Michelle says, “you’re telling people to see you as sexy, as feminine.” Talk to girls about stripper culture, and you notice an interesting phenomenon: Stripping equals sexy and sexy equals feminine. Coupled with the adolescent’s age-old desires to look good and be looked at, you’ve got an odd mix of feminine/sexy bravado.

As Susie Bright observes, a stripper’s costume says “Long for me, try to win me, throw money at me, but you will never really get very far,” a message that holds obvious appeal for the junior high school girl who “want[s] to be mirrored, told [she’s] beautiful and desirable and sought-after.” A girl can easily meet these competing needs with an outfit that features a body-hugging Porn Star shirt and a thong embossed with a padlock design (made by David and Goliath, available at Delia’s). These garments may be a far cry from the confining pinafores and protective bloomers of yesterday, but they introduce a new set of problems. Some, like Jean Kilbourne, argue that they promote a brand of sexuality that “has to do with attracting men, and has nothing to do with a girl being the agent of her own sexual desire.” If adolescent girls of the 1950s had only two options, virgin and whore, these clothes seem to blur the line between the two. It’s a strange day when Hot Topic’s “Pay up, sucker!” thong (the words, in bubble letters, encircle a dollar sign) seems a better option for girls than the padlock one, because it smacks less of sexual puritanism. What’s most ironic, Kilbourne argues, is that “this is happening in a culture that’s not allowing sex ed in class.”

Raising these issues with teens without alienating them is a tricky business. Says Michelle: “We all want to be the girl who’s comfortable going with her boyfriend to a strip club, who’s all ‘What up?’ with the stripper. You want to be the girl who isn’t fazed by going to Hooters. Boys like big boobs, big deal. No one wants to look repressed.” No doubt, that’s music to the makers of Girls Gone Wild, a moniker that itself seems to proclaim innocence, as in: “Hey, don’t blame me! I happened upon these girls, and, dang, they gone wild!” It’s a sure thing, in this climate, that lectures about the hazards of thongs will, if anything, make them more appealing. Look what happened at a Long Island high school when, last spring, teachers chaperoning a senior-class field trip to Florida confiscated string bikinis from students’ luggage. The girls argued that they’d been violated, and the community found itself polarized. The melee was even written up in The New York Times, which quoted a letter from Catherine Pearce, 18, sent to her local paper, the Suffolk Times: “I’m not such a naïve little girl that I’m unaware of my own body, my own sexuality…. What exactly was it that they were protecting me from?”

It’s a fair question—one that critics of stripper chic have to be prepared to answer in a way that meets girls where they are. Jean Kilbourne advocates educating teenagers in media literacy and fighting for progressive sex ed in schools. But there may be a more expedient way to deflate the trend. This past November Oprah Winfrey devoted an hour to “releasing your inner sexpot”; overworked moms got stripper makeovers complete with pole-dancing lessons and new lingerie. Moms Gone Wild? Now it’s really over.

 

Alison Pollet writes fiction for middle-grade readers. Her novel Nobody Was Here is forthcoming from Orchard Books/Scholastic.

Page Hurwitz is a stand-up comedian and screenwriter.

 

Thong-a-thon
Teenagers scour local stores in search of sexy undies

Victoria’s Secret isn’t your typical teen haunt, but on a recent Saturday afternoon, the lingerie emporium at Charlottesville’s Fashion Square Mall was teeming with carefully made-up teenage girls. The store was in the midst of its semi-annual sale, and the girls were elbow-to-elbow with 20-, 30- and 40something women, expertly rifling through mountains of lime green, hot pink and animal print thongs piled on circular tables bearing signs that read “5 for $20.”

According to Darice, a UVA student who stepped into her first thong five years ago at age 14, the barely-there undergarments take some getting used to, but she couldn’t imagine going back to wearing plain old bikinis again. Three words, she says: “ugly undie lines.”

Today’s trousers are tight, low and risqué, and briefs simply don’t cut it, she adds. When asked about the cut of thongs, Darice says “thin is best.”

“Thinner thongs are more comfortable and more sanitary,” explains Courtney, another long-time thong wearer and fan of “Vicky S” (her nickname for Victoria’s Secret). Both girls say that their younger sisters and relatives wouldn’t consider wearing anything but a thong. For the ’tween set, though, it’s more about showing off to friends and saying “look what I got” than about visible panty lines. “It seems like they’re growing up a lot faster than we did,” observes Darice with a grimace.

Wander down the mall’s corridor to Gadzooks, a more obvious stop for young female shoppers, and you’ll find several racks dangling dozens of much racier thongs. Beads decorate top-rear strings and spell out “flirt,” “kiss” and “XOXO.” Iridescent satin pink and blue numbers hang near leopard prints and stripes. There’s plenty of black and white lace and fishnet, with bows, buckles and rhinestones as added accents.

“A lot of teenagers come in here to buy thongs,” confirms a saleswoman who asked to remain anonymous. “Girls love them, especially when they can see a bit of lace or sparkle popping out over the top of their low-cut jeans.”

You have to hike to the rear of Abercrombie & Fitch to find the store’s underwear collection, but once there, you can’t miss three silver buckets overflowing with everything from pale pink and blue thongs to those emblazoned with red polka dots. Most have been marked down to $3.90 from $9.50 and $8.50. One teenage girl giggles as she shows her friend a pair with “gifted” written on it.

Across the way at American Eagle Outfitters, the thongs are scattered on a table located front and center. It seems to have been a good season lingerie-wise for the store, because on this day, there are only three remaining pairs of blue and pink thongs decorated with horses, horseshoes and dollar signs. On a lower shelf, a few white and yellow cotton and lace thongs remain.

At Wet Seal, you’ll pass racks of itty-bitty tube, halter, crop and tank tops, as well as some mini skirts, Playboy bunny T-shirts and teenagers talking on cell phones before you hit the lingerie section. Here, you’ll discover a plethora of thongs, some with lace and bows, others with zodiac signs and still more Playboy bunnies. There is also a selection of more discreet red, blue and pink thongs.

But if the young shoppers at Fashion Square Mall on this day are any indication, discreet is not topmost on their minds when they’re hunting for underwear. When asked why she prefers Wet Seal’s thongs to the white cotton briefs for sale at the Gap, one 15-year-old’s answer is simple: “All my friends are wearing them, so why wouldn’t I?”—Susan Sorensen

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Fewer kids having kids
Local teen pregnancy is down but the Right can’t take credit for it

Teen idol Britney Spears may no longer be a virgin, but so far she seems to have averted one particularly momentous consequence of sex: pregnancy. And teenage girls seem to be following Britney’s lead as teen pregnancy and birth rates have fallen steeply over the past dozen years.

The social ills that drive teen pregnancy rates in the United States defy easy categorization, and trying to measure the value of various methods to combat the problem has proven equally vexing.

One current debate is over the role of abstinence-only education, which is currently en vogue in the White House and on Capitol Hill. Locally, teen pregnancy is down, and abstinence-only programs have hardly been visible on the landscape. Federal abstinence-only programs, which require that grant recipients abstain from teaching teens about condoms and other forms of contraception, are not prevalent in the Charlottesville area. In 2003, Virginia received only $828,619 of the $117 million the Federal government spent on abstinence-only education in 2003.

Yet local teenage pregnancy and birth rates have followed the national trend, falling since their peak in the early ’90s. From 1992 through 1994, about one in every 14 teenage girls in Charlottesville gave birth, according to a report from the Charlottesville/Albemarle Commission on Children and Families. That annual rate dropped to about one birth for every 36 girls during 1999-2001. Virginia’s teenage pregnancy rates also declined substantially in the ’90s, as did Albemarle County’s [see accompanying chart].

Local experts on teen pregnancy say the encouraging trend, which predates the Bush Administration’s abstinence-only push, can be attributed to a broad range of factors, including better sex education, access to contraceptives and increased fears about HIV/AIDS.

Saphira Baker, the director of the Commission on Children and Families, says efforts to curb teen pregnancy have “gotten smarter” in recent years. “We’re not a community in crisis because we have good programs in place,” Baker says.

One way local teen pregnancy programs have made strides is by targeting at-risk teens, such as kids who have had discipline problems or have had teenage siblings that have gotten pregnant, and helping them to feel that their lives matter, according to UVA psychology professor and teen pregnancy expert Joseph Allen.

“Kids get pregnant when they have a dim enough view of their future,” says Allen, who has worked on local teen pregnancy programs.

Allen says teens need more than information to push them away from the risky behavior that leads to pregnancy. He says an increasing number of successful pregnancy-prevention programs include volunteer opportunities that give teenagers “a vision of how they can fit into their community.” Without a link to the world around them, Allen says the risk of pregnancy fails to faze teenagers. As an example of an effective local program, Allen cites Teens GIVE, which puts teenagers to work with younger kids, the elderly or on environmental projects.

Dyan Aretakis is the project director for the Teen Health Center at UVA. She says an informal poll from several years ago found that 15-year-old girls visiting the center had already had sex with an average of four partners. Aretakis believes this number would almost certainly decline if a similar poll were conducted today. She says that education about HIV/AIDS has helped change teens’ attitudes regarding sex.

“HIV has served to make kids aware about the biggest dangers of having sex casually,” Aretakis says.

The news on teen pregnancy is not all good, however, says Maureen Burkhill, the associate director of Teensight, a local group that works with teens on pregnancy and STD prevention. Burkhill notes that teen pregnancy rates have actually increased slightly in Charlottesville over the past couple years, and that a large percentage of local teenagers still use drugs and alcohol and have multiple sexual partners. Though Burkhill and Gretchen Ellis, a planner at the Commission on Children and Families, agree that the slight increase in teen pregnancies in Charlottesville is not statistically significant and does not yet represent a trend, Burkhill says it is an indicator that the social disease of high teen pregnancy rates has yet to be cured.

Teensight runs an abstinence-only program for siblings of teen parents as part of its suite of services. Though Burkhill says the endeavor is going well, she says abstinence education shouldn’t replace all other teen pregnancy prevention efforts, particularly for teens who are already sexually active.

“My gut feeling is that it’s not the only answer,” Burkhill says.

Aretakis agrees. She says her organization talks about abstinence “all the time,” but that only teaching abstinence is naïve and unrealistic. Aretakis says the stakes are too high for teen educators to stay mum about contraception when talking to a teenage girl.

“Too many people don’t reach their potential when a teen has a baby,” Aretakis says.—Paul Fain

Declarations of independence
How will a more autonomous UVA affect Charlottesville?

In the pages of college-ranking magazines and in the eyes of prospective students, UVA reflects tradition and high academic standards. Locally, the view is more complex—UVA is a multibillion-dollar engine that drives growth and culture, while coughing out new buildings, roads and parking garages anywhere it wants.

Given these distinct views of UVA, it’s not surprising that some top legislators in the General Assembly (such as House Speaker William Howell, budget chairman Vincent Callahan and senior Democrat Richard Saslaw) endorse giving Virginia’s top colleges, including UVA, more freedom from State control, while locally the idea has earned a more tepid response.

Before this year’s General Assembly session commenced on Wednesday, January 14, the Commonwealth’s top three schools—UVA, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and the College of William and Mary—started to promote an idea that would allow the schools to set tuition and out-of-state-enrollment numbers and to make investments independently. In turn, the universities would get less State funding and be subject to fewer State regulations.

The part about “fewer regulations” has Jan Cornell, president of the staff union at UVA, up in arms.

“I have a huge problem with all of it. We’re going to fight it as hard as we can,” Cornell says. “Nobody understands the implication it’s going to have on employees.”

Cornell has a list of concerns about autonomy, but her biggest worry is how the proposed change would affect the benefits and job security of 11,000 classified employees. As a State agency, UVA must currently follow State regulations that require the school to provide a strong benefits package, and abide by rules that make it difficult for supervisors to fire employees. With greater autonomy, Cornell says, UVA could become more like the Medical Center, which gained a similar measure of freedom from the State in 1996.

One result of that change was that the Medical Center cut expenses by switching its health insurance plan to an HMO that was cheaper for the institution, but more complicated and slightly more expensive for employees, says Sue Herndon, a hospital employee who weathered the change.

Furthermore, the Medical Center adopted its own policy regarding employee firings, a system that gives department supervisors broad powers. This opens the door for favoritism, says Herndon. In theory, two employees could make the exact same mistakes, and one might get fired while the other might not.

“It’s all up to the supervisor,” Herndon says. “That’s where it gets iffy.”

But even as Medical Center workers absorbed the liabilities of privatization—cheaper benefits and less job security—they didn’t see the benefits private employees usually enjoy, such as higher wages or the right to unionize.

“I understand where management is coming from. They’re losing money,” says Herndon. “But at the same time, they’ve got people in there making $500,000, and it’s the poorest workers that end up hurting the most.”

Cornell also believes that greater autonomy at UVA will mean more cronyism in the school’s contracts for such work as painting and flooring.

“If they’re out of the State system, they’ll be giving work to their friends. I wonder if they’ll look for the best deal,” says Cornell.

UVA spokesperson Carol Wood says UVA currently follows the Virginia Public Procurement Act, which requires a competitive bidding process for contracts and prohibits discrimination. Under autonomy, Wood says UVA “would continue to follow the guidelines of the Public Procurement Act. It’s a good business practice.”

The Daily Progress quoted Cornell on January 11 denouncing autonomy as “horrific,” and she admits she’s had to turn up the rhetoric against autonomy because, she says, many UVA employees don’t believe a change would affect them. In reality, no one can know exactly what will happen, because an autonomy bill hasn’t been drafted yet. Cornell says she has “no illusions” about defeating a bill that would be supported by three university presidents, but she hopes to drum up enough opposition so that any eventual bill will include some protections for the 50,000 employees at the three schools.

“I think UVA is spending more time talking to the press about this than its own employees,” says Cornell. “If they’re not talking to employees about it, we have to assume it’s not going to be good.”

Wood says UVA is planning a series of “town meetings” where employees will be able to ask questions about how autonomy would affect them. Should UVA gain autonomy, Wood says the administration will take employee concerns into consideration as it negotiates its charter with the State, which would happen over the course of the next year.

“This is just the beginning of the process. There will be a lot of listening going on to make sure we do this right,” says Wood.—John Borgmeyer

Secure transactions
Homeland security equals pork dollars for localities

Formed in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has doled out $4.4 billion in grants to state and local governments under the rubric of the “War on Terror” as of March 1, 2003. In some major cities, like San Francisco, mayors have complained that the Feds have been too stingy and slow with the grants. In Charlottesville, however, the money has been a boon for local police and fire departments in times of tight State and local budgets.

The $7,094,688 that Charlottesville and Albemarle have received from Homeland Security will pay for things we hope never get used, like protective suits that resist radioactive fallout. But the money will also buy tools for day-to-day use, such as improved communications technology that will help City, County and UVA police officers talk to each other. The money flows through the Virginia Department of Emergency Preparedness, which divides the grants between cities and localities in the Commonwealth. Here’s how the money breaks down.—-John Borgmeyer

Charlottesville Police Department

Three grants totaling $160,000 to be used to purchase suits that protect officers against radioactive or biological fallout, gas masks, communication devices for the CPD’s crisis negotiation team, and a trailer to serve as a mobile headquarters in case of a major accident or disaster.

Albemarle County Police Department

Three grants totaling $183,328 to be used mostly for gas masks and one Kevlar ballistic vest.

Albemarle County Fire Department

Two grants totaling $178,260 to be used to pay a portion of the $400,000 it will cost to outfit the department with the latest Self-Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) equipment.

Charlottesville Fire Department

Two grants totaling $512,000 to be used for SCBA equipment. The department will work with City police to assemble a hazardous materials team and to purchase a mobile command unit.

Emergency Operations Center

Three grants totaling $6,061,100. One grant will pay for emergency training exercises, and another will equip the Community Emergency Response Team (CERT), a group of citizens trained to respond in their own neighborhoods to disasters. Charlottesville, Albemarle and UVA together won the $6 million competitive grant that will help unify emergency communications between the three jurisdictions, including installing computers in all police cars.

 

Fade to black
The Goth set mourns the end of Tokyo Rose’s Dawning

The small cloth-and-marker banner hanging over the stage said it all: “The End is near!!!” It wasn’t a doomsday prophecy or existential credo. On Saturday, January 17, it was the truth for the near-capacity crowd of 141 at Tokyo Rose’s regular Saturday show, The Dawning, which that night held the final live performance of its five-year-plus run in the Rose’s laser-lit, couch-lined basement.

On January 3, Chris Knight, The Dawning’s concert booker, sent word out to the show’s mailing list and online message boards: As far as Tokyo Rose was concerned, The Dawning would no longer see the light of day. “The management has kindly given us space and supported us for years and they are finally ready to step away from the liability of having a high-risk event in their space,” she wrote in the message. The final live show would be Silent Muse, followed by a “wake” party with The Dawning’s five staff DJs Saturday, January 24, Knight announced.

Tokyo Rose owner Atsushi Miura’s decision came following several fights in the venue, including a December 27 incident that brought the police when a knife-wielding man, who had been drinking upstairs, fled downstairs into a performance by Goth band Bella Morte, Knight told C-VILLE. “The fights were probably the last straw for someone considering letting go the more aggressive, even the all-ages shows,” she says.

Following the Dawning’s demise, Miura will ban those under 18 from any of Tokyo Rose’s downstairs concerts, as well as discontinue all punk, Goth and industrial shows. “That music carries problem people,” Miura says. “Almost every time we have that, there’s problems or tension. I feel sorry for parents who have kids like that.”

Neither Knight nor Bella Morte’s Andy Deane and Gopal Metro, who pioneered The Dawning in 1998 as a regular Wednesday Goth night, blame Miura for his heavy-handed response. “Atsushi is awesome, straight up,” says Metro. “He’s always been a full supporter.”

Talent booker Knight says Miura’s only proceeds from the all-ages shows came from the bar—though he regularly faced liability threats from underage drinking, rowdy behavior and vandalism of the nearby Cavalier Laundromat.

“When he started hosting the shows he was of one mind. After six years of doing it, especially for music that he’s not really into, he’s just grown tired,” Knight says.

But the end of The Dawning leaves many displaced Goths upset and looking for reasons why. “There’s nobody really to blame it on,” says Metro. “I was going to say young people, but at our show, when Atsushi finally said ‘We’re done with it,’ it was adults causing the trouble.”

At the January 17 concert, regular Dawning attendee Skunk, 22, who works by day at Integral Yoga, blamed irresponsible people. “They need to know that this is not going to be the place to come and start shit.”

Other concertgoers merely mourned the loss of a hangout. “It was the coolest place in Charlottesville. I really feel comfortable here—even though I did feel like a fight could break out any minute,” said an 18-year-old man who asked to be called Nny.

For now, Dawning patrons can look to Knight for a solution. “Chris has got a head full of steam,” says Deane. “And she’s got a lot of people behind her.” Knight is currently raising funds to find a new space for Goth and other live music. “This town has got an enormous amount of musicians and they don’t have any place to play,” she says.—Ben Sellers

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What to Expect in 2003

Architecture and politics. To anyone acquainted with Charlottesville’s history, it’s a familiar combination. In 1996, Maurice Cox joined the ranks of those who wed the two disciplines in the name of the greater good. That’s the year Cox, an architect and UVA professor, was first elected to City Council. Last July, Cox, who is now 43, added the title Mayor to his accomplishments, chosen by his peers on the five-member Council to the two-year position.

Cox and his family moved to Charlottesville in 1993, fatefully taking up residence on Ridge Street in the onetime home of the former president of the NAACP (something Cox did not know when he purchased the house). Like others on Council, Cox’s journey to elected office began in volunteer activism with his neighborhood association, which he says these days is stable and optimistically anticipating the development of the first middle-income housing to go up around Ridge Street in more than a decade.

Although he lives and leads in the shadow of Thomas Jefferson, it was The Duomo, not Monticello, that shaped Cox’s understanding of civic life. Born and educated in New York City, he spent 10 formative years in Florence, Italy, where, Cox says, he worked and learned among architects who “had taken over the planning of cities” and exemplified for him the “perfect marriage of using your discipline to create a better physical environment.”

“Quite frankly, coming back to the States,” he says, “I found there was a contrast to that reality. I thought that if I was going to have some influence and effect some change here, I was going to have to be engaged in the political arena to do it.”

Cox, a devoted bicyclist who is often spotted on West Main Street on his way to or from the University, announced in July that transportation would be at the top of his mayoral agenda. While he has neither veered from that priority nor from his opposition to the Meadowcreek Parkway, he and Council have been busy on other fronts, too, including housing and long-term urban planning. A recent trip to Burlington, Vermont, for instance, has re-energized Council’s plans to replenish Charlottesville’s low- and moderate-income housing stock.

C-VILLE Weekly Editor Cathryn Harding recently talked with Mayor Cox about his agenda for 2003, including his top priorities and how to effectively communicate them to a sometimes-skeptical public. And he pinned down several results that Charlottesvillians can expect to see this year. An edited transcript of that interview follows.

 

Cathryn Harding: Urbanism has been a defining element in your work as an architect and you say it influences the work you do as an elected official. Would you define urbanism in the Charlottesville context? And how does it inform your policy agenda?

Maurice Cox: I’m glad you recognize that there’s a local context for urbanism, that urbanism in Washington, D.C., for instance, would be different than urbanism in Charlottesville. Our Downtown district has a wide variety of scales of architecture and uses, but it’s all somehow anchored by a typical street grid that’s very much in the scale of our City. The typical Charlottesville Downtown block is 200 feet x 200 feet, and that has accommodated everything from a single high-rise building to a library, to shops, to houses. This grid has been around for hundreds of years. The social mix of everything that happens is based on the scale of that grid and the mix of uses that you have there. So we’re very fortunate that we have an ideal example of an urbanism for Charlottesville that works. It’s based on retail on the ground floor, offices and residential above, and tends to vary in height from three stories to nine and 10 stories. The important thing is that it is something that, despite the fact that the grid was picked hundreds of years ago, has been able to change and evolve to the point where it’s the eclectic mix that we enjoy today. The Mall is really an elongated plaza or a square and it sets a different aesthetic that probably cuts back to times when the car was not so predominant in our lives. I think that’s the model that we should try to emulate for new development. Quite frankly, that’s the model that others in the region, like Albemarle County, are trying to emulate as well.

You have talked about your growing awareness during your time in Italy of the intersection of public and political life. How do you get from buildings that are constructed on a grid to political citizenship?

It has to do with that space between the facade of one building and the facade of another building across the street and the social interaction that is created there. In a very simple way, how many times will you walk down the Mall and encounter someone and stop and talk and effectively do business? That’s the way that a physical environment can actually affect the number of times you will encounter someone. Or the fact that there’s an environment that is so tranquil at moments and then so dynamic that in your people watching you want to sit outside and have your meal instead of sit inside.

It’s also incredibly democratic in its basic idea that anyone from somebody who’s got time on their hands all day to sit on a bench to someone who’s there doing a business lunch are mixing in the same place. You just contrast that to the way that a shopping center works. Chance encounters? No way.

You’ve also talked about how, as Mayor, you would put transportation at the top of your agenda. Is that still true, six months into the job?

Yes, the big story in 2003 will be Charlottesville embracing two alternatives that will allow our bus system to run more rapidly and to be a lot more interesting to ride. We’ve been looking for a way to decongest our core in the same way that paving the Downtown Mall decongested Main Street for pedestrians. Now we’re looking at bus rapid transit, which is a concept that has buses operating more like rail transit. They have a very intriguing technology that uses a magnetic force field that guides buses along a designated track. I’m talking about an entirely different fleet that would look more like a fixed rail fleet, but on wheels. Eugene, Oregon is experimenting with this system and they have a similar size population to Charlottesville. The wonderful thing about it is you can implement at a fraction of the cost of rail and yet it sets up the infrastructure so that if, 15 or 20 years from now, you have the population density, you can translate the system easily to rail. It has some of the same appeal that a trolley does.

For better or worse, choice riders want to ride on something that’s a little more novel. So you can get people to ride on the trolley, but you can’t get them to ride on the bus. You can get them to ride on a bus that looks like the rail car, but you can’t get them to ride on the bus. We have to acknowledge that and respond to it.

The transportation piece goes hand in hand with population growth. You’ve got to have levels of density of people living in a place in order to transport them, and then you’ve got to have a place where they shop close enough that they can get there by a quick ride using transit.

Where will the money for this come from?

It’s going to have to be a mix of State and Federal grants. We have a system to renew our transit fleet where the City pays a fraction of the cost. It’s going to take a fair amount of lobbying by our State legislators to look at Charlottesville and Albemarle County as a pilot for this type of alternative transit. It’s not something that we can pay for ourselves.

I think there are positive signs. The governor is advocating the greater use of rail and other transit alternatives.

The first thing, however, is there has to be a public will to say if you are going to grow more densely. In the next 20 years, do you really envision that everyone is going to be moving around in the same way they’re moving today? If the answer is “No,” then we have to make that commitment now for something that may come to fruition five or 10 years down the line. 

In your vision of what the Mayor of Charlottesville does, is he a strong force to shape that public will?

There’s something interesting about the shortness of our political terms and the length of time it actually takes to get anything done. They are not consistent. So either you become a slave to trying to have some immediate success or you simply realize that most of the things that you envision for your community are not going to happen for years to come and all you can do is set the infrastructure in place for it to happen. In order to do that, you can’t make small plans. Nobody gets excited about them; no one gets upset about them. You have to make big plans. In order for the plan to be so compelling that a Council or a community sticks to it for decades, the idea has to be extraordinary.

Often, you’re pointing to things that people can’t see. As a result there’s a lot of misunderstanding and inevitably that turns into controversy. I expect our vision to be controversial, and I expect to work that much harder to persuade people.

And how do you do that?

It’s tough in a community where the players change so frequently, where the citizens change so frequently. The forums change. I think we have a stable appointment with the public every two weeks. Then there is e-mail. You’d be amazed by how many people bring concerns to us electronically. We are determined to get people who are technology savvy to use our website as a way to access information. At this point, you can get everything from minutes going back to the 1980s to the latest economic development plan. It’s an incredible array of information.

I grew up in New York, too, and for me the definition of a mayor, for better or worse, will always be Ed Koch. He might not have been everybody’s cup of tea, but you always knew what he thought about everything. Is it possible in a place like Charlottesville, where we don’t even elect the mayor, to expect that kind of charismatic leadership?

In the model of governance we have, mine is one of five votes. So you have to operate as a member of a team, and it’s very different than someone who has an absolute mandate from the public as an individual.

But we still inevitably have to deal with the fact that there’s a public expectation that the mayor leads. There is a conflict between the public perception of a mayor as the leader and the reality of the mayor as a part of a collaborative team that is trying to build consensus to move forward, always checking if you have the votes.

I understand the benefits of the continuity and stability of the local governance, but, hey, yeah, it’s nerve-wracking for people who need to have a specific spokesperson who can say, “Yes” or “No.”

But on the subject of speaking in a loud, clear voice, these are insecure times, even in Charlottesville. Gun crimes. Unfunded mandates from the State. An understaffed police force. An overflowing jail. A sluggish economy. The collaborative model you describe starts to feel a little weak in that context.

Charlottesville is one of these little pockets of America where the unemployment is low, there are no peaks and valleys and when a recession happens we kind of hum along the middle. With UVA as a main employer, the City is stable in many ways. Even when we have the worse drought in a century, what do the people of Charlottesville do? They roll up their sleeves and cut water consumption. On the brink of disaster, the citizens made it less painful.

You almost have to artificially induce the fact that we have to have a goal and we have to do it in a context where there doesn’t appear to be a big threat. We’re talking about the hard times in the State, but you know what? Charlottesville will be all right. Once again, it’s because of the stability of our economy, the stability of the government here, our Triple-A bond rating, which just talks about how financially sound the place is. I hear what you’re saying about the strong leader, but if you think about when strong leaders come into being they’re around moments of incredible crisis. It may simply be that this environment is not conducive to that kind of leadership because there’s not that kind of panic in the air.

But for some people who can’t afford housing, for instance, or who have crime in their neighborhoods, the idea that Charlottesville is a “World Class City” is just an empty slogan.

We are constantly working and working on this. Part of the attraction of working in a public position in a community of this size is that inevitably no problem appears to be an insolvable crisis. All of them are manageable to the point where you actually believe when you wake up in the morning that you can get out there and solve it.

I have to walk by subsidized housing everyday, and I have to see the guys who are chronically unemployed everyday. That’s my reality check every morning. That problem is staring me in the face, and in my position I have to do something about it. That translates into our support of a social safety net in this community that is extraordinary given that we’re in a conservative state like Virginia. That concern translates into investment to help stabilize subsidized housing. When Charlottesville invested $500,000 in the local acquisition of Garrett Square to make that community stable for the people who live there and who will continue to live there, when we go in and work on neighborhoods like 10th and Page by helping non-profits to buy up rental units and flip those to increase affordable home ownership, we are improving the quality of life in those neighborhoods.

I believe fundamentally the kind of mixed-use, mixed-income, higher density housing that I’m envisioning is going to create a more equitable community. One reason we’re creating this housing task force, of course, is we’d like to figure out how do you create an ownership opportunity for someone who, for example, makes $35,000 a year? I know a lot of people who make less who would love to buy their apartment. That would be an investment that they’re making and they would be paying real estate taxes—yet another way of contributing to the community.

Only recently have we been hearing that you can’t find a house for less than $150,000 in Charlottesville. So it gives me the impression that we are not too late, and particularly when we’re getting ready to do this rezoning effort that is going to build greater capacity to accommodate our needs.

All of these paths can appear quite overwhelming but the reality is, with the scale of Charlottesville and the amount of social contact that you have with the people who are out there working on these projects, you can’t help but be optimistic. I’ve talked about this kind of civic vibe—a place that creates a climate where people actually think they can get out there and change the world. Charlottesville’s got it.

The issues that you raise regarding the people who are affected by crime, those are the very people who often live in public housing, who we’re looking at ways to elevate their quality of life. The City’s reaction isn’t, “Well, we need 10 more police officers there.” Our reaction is to weed out the social ills that they have to face, and I think that’s a more empowering response.

Other touchpoints for the City are UVA and Albemarle County. What we can expect in terms of the City’s relationship and cooperation with each of those two entities in 2003? Certainly 2002 was not a banner year, for instance, for UVA/City relations, and relations with the County around questions of development always seem strained.

With regard to UVA, I would agree that 2002 was quite a learning experience for all parties. Talk about the challenge of communication! Part of the task I’ve taken on is to try and bridge these two communities. That was one of my initial desires when I ran for Council. I come from a perspective where I actually think the University is of great value to this community. The question is always, How do you acknowledge your interdependence in a way that is supportive of each other? I’m interested in the bricks-and-mortar kind of collaboration, a physical mix of town and gown. There’s no real place where that happens. The Corner is a University enclave and then you’ve got Downtown. I’ve often said that if those two places were in closer proximity, I think some of the collaborations would happen naturally.

Do you envision something concrete going on in 2003?

I do. I think there is a convergence of needs that is going to reach a crescendo in 2003. The City is interested in looking at West Main Street as a smart-growth corridor, with a new mix of uses. A place where the University’s program needs co-mingle with the City’s mixed-use residential and retail needs.

The City has hired Wallace, Robert & Todd, an urban design firm that is going to try to envision the space where the social interaction is going to happen. In the case of West Main Street, they know that the players are going to involve the University and Health Sciences communities, West Main Street and the larger Charlottesville community. The firm will try to create the public spaces where all of those people can mingle and easily get back and forth on public transportation. Making such a space is a prerequisite to creating good relations with UVA

When can we expect to have a proposal?

In the summertime, we will actually start to see images of how the designers think this can happen. So that’s a really exciting initiative. Another idea that I think is equally exciting is creating an environment where people naturally mix on our transit system. We’re going to put a proposal out there for how to merge the CTS and the University bus systems.

Tackling West Main Street, an area that is so close to the University cannot help but sponsor a kind of co-mingling. I think it’s going to challenge how development happens. I believe the anchor to this plan is going to be residential. Currently there is no critical mass of residential living on West Main Street, let alone Preston Avenue or Cherry Avenue.

Obviously not all these developments will take place in 2003.

No. The reality is, any plan that’s worth the public’s attention is going to have to inspire. But in order to get it built beyond this year, it’s going to have to be built in small increments.

When people see these plans and they see how much developable land there really is on West Main Street, they’ll be shocked because they’ve never seen this potential there before. 

How about the City/County relationship in 2003?

That is a really tough relationship and will remain interesting because the County has determined that is going to grow more densely along the edges of the City by millions of square feet. Yet they still don’t have the infrastructure to support it appropriately. Nor does the State seem to acknowledge the County is not all rural and needs the tools to build urban-style roads and communities with sidewalks. This presents barriers to the County to doing the kind of development that Charlottesville actually does quite well.

All things being equal, I would rather Albemarle County declare Charlottesville its growth area and simply say they are not going to grow as rapidly. That would be a real innovation. You’d see the residential concentration shifting toward areas that actually can sustain the transportation piece and all of the the urban agenda that goes with it. Charlottesville in turn would have to be willing to accept its fair share of the population growth in this area. Right now our growth is flat. We’ve got something that they don’t: We’ve already got the urban infrastructure in place, we’ve got the physical proximity of things to each other, all our sidewalks in place, our area is easily served by all public transportation. I don’t see the County’s development direction as misguided, but I simply don’t see them having the tools that are needed to guide that kind of development. 

Aside from aesthetic disagreements, how will this stance from the County create more conflict with the City?

Many of the negative impacts of development, none of the tax base.

Primarily what some City residents object to is having a fairly affluent tax base surrounding and using the City as its core and then going right back out. My attitude is, well, why don’t we just invite those people in to live in our City and share in providing the tax base for the services that we want? I think it’s too easy to locate high density on the fringe of the City for people who would like to benefit from being in an urban environment but then can go back out and pay a lesser tax rate.

I don’t feel that it is the City taxpayer’s role to subsidize suburban sprawl.

Do you have fruitful discussions with your County counterparts?

We certainly do on many levels and I sympathize with their development pressures. They often appear overrun with developers who want to build. They’re constantly besieged by this demand to do the wrong thing while they are busy trying to do the right thing. I respect them for trying to slow it all down, and I certainly don’t envy them. But I also am concerned about our overall quality of life in this region. I have a different take on whether I can solve the problems of the day when I start to look at the County side.

What will be the top three things that you expect Council to be able to effect in 2003?

Well there’s been a whole sector that’s probably more imminent than most: the renovation to the East end of the Mall. This year, as the project will start, it will be representative of the things that we think Downtown should be: a state-of-the-art transit facility, an amphitheater that is really going to appeal to national acts and a physical extension of the pedestrian realm in that entire area. I think that’s going to be a cornerstone project for 2003.

Also, housing is going to be one of the stories. With transportation, you’re going to see the kind of commitment that the public needs to make early on to a state-of-the-art transit system that builds on moving people rapidly. And I think you’re going to see an unprecedented level of cooperation between the University interests and the City, and that will converge on West Main Street.

Finally, what has been the most surprising thing so far about being Mayor?

I have a new respect for how tough the job is. It’s a challenge but it’s a challenge that you feel compelled to meet.

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Paved with good intentions
The MCP debate is a give and take on what’s best for the Mall

Downtown Charlottesville is one of the few places where you can hire a lawyer, mail a letter, drink a freshly brewed ale, look at leafy trees, smell gutterpunks, watch a play, hear banjo music and purchase a dog-shaped clock with a pendulum tongue, all within a four-block radius. Ensuring— and, indeed, expanding—this kind of urban vitality is one of City Council’s top priorities, so it’s perhaps not surprising that the Mall has become the touchstone for ideological posturing of all stripes.

“We need to make sure people can get Downtown,” said Tim Hulbert to City Council on Monday, January 5. Like other proponents of the Meadowcreek Parkway, Hulbert, outgoing president of the Charlottesville-Albemarle Chamber of Commerce, argues that the road will link County shoppers with Downtown shops.

As a business advocacy group, the Chamber’s point of view seems to be that whatever is good for the business owner is good for everyone. The Charlottesville Republican party, driven by the related idea that wealthy landowners rather than public servants should manage growth, tends to march in step with Chamber leaders.

For all his pro-Downtown rhetoric, however, Hulbert failed to remind Council on January 5 that the Chamber also advocates on behalf of Albemarle businesses. Nor did he mention that the Parkway would be a boon for County commerce, especially the homebuilding industry.

Parkway foes like Democratic Mayor Maurice Cox have implied that City businesses would suffer because of the Parkway. In other words, the path to continued Downtown success lies with an unbuilt road and increased emphasis on alternative transit. One argument against the road holds that County drivers will use the Parkway to cut through the City, adding to traffic snarls.

Keep in mind that for some local Democrats, there’s no such thing as a good road, period. The only transportation projects they support involve bicycle, bus and pedestrian amenities.

City Councilor and Parkway foe Kevin Lynch, and even Cox, have claimed they’re willing to compromise on the road, but Councilor Meredith Richards doesn’t buy it. She doesn’t trust that Lynch or Cox will vote for the Parkway even if their demands are met, and this mistrust is behind the current parkland-easement scheme that’s dividing Council.

Just as Downtown is now much more than a pedestrian passageway, after more than 30 years of debate, the Meadowcreek Parkway is no longer just a road. It has evolved into a symbol of the ways and means of Charlottesville and Albemarle’s future growth, which is why politicians are able to send a message to voters simply by saying they are “for” or “against” the Parkway without getting into the complex (and potentially boring) details of growth-management policy.

With the Parkway thus endowed with symbolic value, both sides seem to see any compromise as selling out their ideas. Indeed, a vote on whether to request a legal opinion on an easement from Virginia Attorney General Jerry Kilgore passed by a 3-2 margin.

 

Despite the conflict, later in the meeting Council banded together to engage in its favorite activity—forming a task force to discuss the possibility of making a decision.

Council voted to form a committee that will study changing Council elections to November from May, to coincide with State and national elections. The switch isn’t official yet, but there was no major dissent (except from Councilor Rob Schilling, who said the committee should also consider whether Charlottesville’s Council should adopt a ward system, have a directly elected Mayor and expand to seven members).

According to a report presented by City Manager Gary O’Connell, the Council has been discouraged by low voter turnout during May elections, which generally hovers at around 20 percent of Charlottesville’s eligible voters. The idea behind the proposed change is that when people turn out to vote for the Virginia General Assembly and the U.S. Congress, they will also vote for City Council.

The notion had been considered before, in 2001, but the debate died in the face of unresolved concerns. Publicity is the main worry: Will the press coverage of local issues be drowned out by bigger races? O’Connell observed to Council that in Albemarle last November, candidates for the Board of Supervisors and the School Board weren’t obscured by State and national candidates. In that election, County voter turnout topped 32 percent.

The first step in changing the election occurred last year, when Charlottesville Delegate Mitch Van Yahres successfully introduced a bill that gave localities the ability to hold elections in odd-numbered years. This will prevent Council campaigns from competing with presidential election hype.

Council hopes this year to pass an ordinance effectuating the switch to November elections. That means whoever wins election in the May 2004 race will have six months shaved off the end of his or her term. So far, there are no announced candidates for what could be the final spring Council race.—John Borgmeyer

 

Mock and awe
Mini Hummer earns plenty of notice

While sitting alone in a Charlottesville parking lot, John Stock’s imitation Hummer looks remarkably like the off-road vehicles that can be found rumbling through the streets of Baghdad and the cul-de-sacs of suburbia. But up close, Stock’s Hummer comes into focus as a Lilliputian imposter, with a desert-tan colored cabin that is barely shoulder high.

The original civilian H1 Hummer is virtually identical to the military’s Humvee, which, in official Army-speak, is called the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle. Stock’s mini-me version of the H1 was built with a kit of made-to-order parts and a 1973 Volkswagen Bug chassis. Dubbed the Hummbug, its name stands out on the vehicle with gleaming, blockish letters reminiscent of the Hummer brand. For a further ironic twist, Stock affixed a Christmas wreath to the diminutive but authentic-looking Hummer.

Stock, a 35-year-old Albemarle resident, says the Hummbug’s assembly was simple, and that he built the car in the parking lot of his apartment complex during his free time.

“It only took about a year to put together,” says Stock, who works as a histology technician at the UVA Medical Center. “I am not a mechanic. I learned a bit working on this. I can change oil and that’s about it.”

Stock says many people think his car is a Hummer upon first glance, but remark that it doesn’t quite look right. The rather obvious difference people are seeing is that a Hummer is about 4′ longer, 3′ wider and 2′ taller than the Hummbug. And what people don’t see is that the featherweight Hummbug, which tips the scale at 1,800 pounds, is more than four tons lighter than an H1. All of which suggests the girly-man Hummbug won’t be joining California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Hummer collection anytime soon.

Despite the fact that the little Hummbug is a humorous commentary on what many see as the wanton waste and embarrassing macho posturing of Hummer ownership, Stock insists that the car is not a swipe at Hummer drivers.

“I did it more for the project itself,” Stock says of the Hummbug. He says he’s in the early stages of a new replica car, this time creating a faux Lamborghini Diablo (the one with spacecraft-style doors that open vertically) on the chassis of a Pontiac Fiero. Stock says his knock-off Hummer has elicited an overwhelmingly positive response, though it was once derided as a “dumb-bug.”

Stock may not be seeking to offend with his car, but the Hummbug kit’s producer, the Wombat Car Company, managed to raise the dander of General Motors. GM, the world’s largest automaker, purchased the marketing rights to the Hummer brand from its manufacturer, AM General, in 1999. Shortly thereafter, GM put the heat on the Hummbug, and the Wombat Car Company was forced to change the replica’s name and design.

“I think they changed it about six months after I’d bought the kit,” Stock says.

Stock finished building the car three years ago, at a total cost of about $15,000. Though not cheap, the Hummbug’s cost pales in comparison to that of the 2003 Hummer H1, which starts at about $105,000, according to Edmunds.com. And price isn’t the only category in which the mini version tops the real deal, as Stock says the Hummbug could easily beat the 13 miles-per-gallon the Hummer gets in city driving. Besides, “it looks cute,” Stock says.—Paul Fain

 

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
Charlottesville tunes in to satellite radio

Extraterrestrial hunters and NASA scientists are no longer the only people listening to radio frequencies from space. A rapidly increasing number of subscribers are now tuning into satellite radio, with the two leading services, XM Radio and Sirius Satellite Radio, sporting a combined total of more than 1.2 million listeners nationwide.

Marketing themselves as alternatives to the commercial-heavy, preprogrammed generic play lists of FM radio, both satellite radio providers tout 24-hour programming and CD-quality sounds on 100 specialized music, talk and sports radio channels. “Once you hear XM, there’s no tuning back,” claims the website for XM Radio.

“Satellite radio is one of the fastest growing technologies ever,” says Todd Cabell, the Car A/V editor for Charlottesville-based CrutchfieldAdvisor.com, a consumer electronics information site associated with the mega-electronics retailer. Cabell, who has XM Radio at home, says with satellite radio “you almost don’t need a CD player anymore.”

Most satellite radio receivers can be connected to either car or home stereos, but some of the more recent models work on both systems and can be carried between different stereos. By using a receiver and a small antenna, which must be positioned in view of the sky, satellite radio subscribers get a crisp signal on all of each company’s 100 channels, which can be heard anywhere in the lower 48 states.

Both companies launched their own satellites into orbit to bring their services online. XM Radio, which is headquartered in an old printing loft in Washington, D.C., beams its signals from two satellites that are positioned in fixed orbits over the East and West coasts. New York City-based Sirius controls three satellites, which orbit in figure eights over the United States.

“They’re both totally state of the art,” Cabell says of the two companies’ control centers, both of which he has toured.

Though similar, the two satellite radio companies come with somewhat different programming and prices. Sirius offers slightly more sports and talk channels, and plays no commercials on its 60 music channels. The service costs $13 per month, or $500 for a lifetime subscription. XM Radio is cheaper at $10 per month, but offers no lifetime deal. It has a more music-heavy lineup, with 70 music channels, but plays some commercials on some of the music frequencies. The receivers for both satellite radio services run anywhere from $25 to $200.

Cabell says both services have just annnounced an upgrade, and will soon be offering real-time weather and traffic information in select markets. Additionally, XM Radio will cease running any commercials on its music channels.

Car manufacturers and electronics companies each offer products with satellite-radio capability, but have had to choose sides in the XM-Sirius rivalry. For example, Sirius landed the Ford, BMW and Kenwood deals, while XM Radio is affiliated with General Motors, Lexus and Pioneer.

Pearl, a clothing store located on the Downtown Mall, subscribes to XM Radio. The black antenna, which looks like an electronic stapler, sits on a windowsill. A small receiver with a blue-glowing display panel controls the tunes from behind the counter.

Hope Leopold, the store manager at Pearl, says she subscribes to XM Radio because she spends 40 to 50 hours per week in the store, and “you can only listen to so many CDs over and over again.

“The mixes are so good,” she says of the programming on XM’s channels. But, she says, the reception requires exposure to the southern sky. As a result, neighboring store Cha Cha’s, which also subscribes to XM radio, had to drill a hole in Pearl’s wall to run its antenna to a south-facing window. Cha Cha’s owner, Marly Cantor, says she enjoys the programming on XM Radio, but complains the sound is not quite CD quality. “It’s not as full sounding,” she says.—Paul Fain

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Phase Two for the morning-after pill
Local FDA expert says approval is not exactly a sure thing

Plan B is a popular version of the “morning-after pill,” which can substantially reduce the chance of pregnancy if a woman takes it within 72 hours after having unprotected sex. The drug is currently available only by prescription in virtually every state, including Virginia. But in mid-December, an advisory committee to the Food and Drug Administration recommended that Plan B was safe enough for sale over the counter.

The news media jumped all over the announcement, giving the appearance to the casual headline reader or CNN viewer that the drug would be available on the shelf in Kroger in short order. In reality, however, the advisory committee, as its name suggests, was offering only advice. The FDA has the power to reject the recommendation. And with anti-abortion groups lined up in opposition of the morning-after pill’s approval as an over-the-counter drug, the final decision is anybody’s guess.

C-VILLE Weekly sat down with one local resident who can make an unusually educated guess on FDA decisions, Richard Merrill, a UVA law professor and former chief counsel to the FDA. Merrill’s take is that the morning-after pill still faces an uphill battle before it goes over the counter. He also says FDA chief Mark McClellan will likely be shoved in two directions, with his scientific advisors pushing for approval and his bosses in the White House seeking to appease the anti-abortion foes of the drug.—Paul Fain

Paul Fain: What factors influence an FDA decision to switch a drug from prescription only to over the counter?

Richard Merrill: The FDA would expect the manufacturer to be able to supply either clinical trial data or historical information that suggests that the incidence of adverse reactions or side effects associated with the drug were very low. That’s probably the most important thing.

Were you surprised that the FDA panel so overwhelmingly recommended that the morning-after pill be sold over the counter?

Given the controversy that surrounds this product, I guess I’m a little surprised that it was that decisive. But I would’ve been surprised if it had gone the other way, because these people, by and large, ask questions about “Can it be safely and effectively used by reasonably intelligent laypeople?” It seems to me the case for that is pretty strong. If they’d been asked other questions that had to do with the—you might say—the social desirability of having it available, you might’ve expected a wider, and more sharply divided panel.

Will the final decision be a tough one for the FDA?

I think it will be a difficult decision. At least if the press coverage of the advisory committee meetings is to be believed, not only was the vote, as you put it, quite overwhelmingly in favor of approval, but the tenor of the discussions among the committee members and the questions raised and debated and the arguments heard by members of the public would suggest that there is a strong, but not unanimous, consensus in favor of the switch [to over-the-counter status] at least on medical and scientific grounds. On the other hand, I suspect that there are pressures within the Bush administration to go the other way, and that makes it particularly difficult, I think, and sensitive for Commissioner McClellan. I’m sure that Karl Rove sees no advantage to Bush in the approval.

Could the FDA Commissioner approve the drug despite possible White House pressure?

As a legal matter, there’s no question that he has the latitude to do that. And indeed one could argue that a decision of this sort is a decision that is supposed to be based on the scientific merits and it is a decision that, by law, the Commissioner rather than anybody in the White House, is entitled to make … [President Bush] can fire him, but he can’t make the decision for him.

Why have anti-abortion groups, who are fighting the over-the-counter approval of the drug, kept the abortion argument quiet during the debate?

They pretty clearly made a decision, I think, that at least so far as the public debate that’s going to go forward, they’re going to treat it within the parameters that FDA usually operates, and not going to raise the stakes or change the discourse. That doesn’t mean, though, that there will not be pressures that reflect that very view, even if it’s not articulated, that are being brought to bear on McClellan. In some sense it makes it easier, they might think, for McClellan to disagree with the [advisory] committee. McClellan cannot issue a press release that says, “I’m not going to do it because in my view this kills babies.” He’s going to have say: “There’s an unanswered question about the safety of this product, about the extent to which young women are going to avoid getting medical counseling.”

What’s your prediction about how the FDA Commissioner will find?

One could write a decision rejecting [approval] for now, and that’s how it might come out: “There’s no ‘never,’ but there are some questions that need some further exploration, further research.” And I would think that that outcome is about as probable as approval, before the election. And it’s always possible that they’ll sit on it.

A walk in the park
Getting to know the nine acres of McIntire Park that will someday become a road

On a recent Wednesday afternoon, a golfer placed his ball on the fourth tee in McIntire Park, beside a babbling Meadow Creek. With a whoosh of his club and a soft ping, he sent the ball arching toward a red flag fluttering at the hole. The ball landed, plop, and the player hitched a bag of clubs over his shoulder and walked along a strip of land that will, someday, become Charlottesville’s portion of the Meadowcreek Parkway.

When the road is finally built, it will mark the conclusion of a decades-long battle between Charlottesville and Albemarle County. Until then, however, the S-shaped strip of land—curving from Melbourne Road near Charlottesville High School, through the park lowlands to the Vietnam Memorial at the intersection of Route 250 and McIntire Road—symbolizes how troublesome it can be for two separate jurisdictions to solve transportation problems.

To hike the land south from Melbourne Road, you first have to get around a 10′ fence that’s adorned with a sign prohibiting any dumping, even leaves, “due to environmental concerns.” An asphalt driveway overgrown with crabgrass leads down to the thorn bushes along the banks of Meadow Creek, the City’s most polluted waterway. The occasionally pretty brook absorbs most of Charlottesville’s run-off, and here in this no-man’s land between Melbourne and McIntire Park some sections of the creek glisten with a pink, oily film.

Across the creek and beyond the trees, the Parkway will swoop through the lowlands of McIntire Park. In 1926 Paul Goodloe McIntire, who had returned to his native Charlottesville after making a fortune on the New York Stock Exchange, donated to the City the land that would become McIntire Park.

Once this becomes a stretch of the Parkway, southbound drivers will see a steep hill to their right, with oak branches spreading against the sky.

For now, though, this strip of parkland belongs to the golfers and, on snowy days, a more daring breed of sled rider. While the Parkway project will pave over about nine acres of land, landscape architect Will Rieley, who is designing the City’s portion of the Parkway, estimates that about 19 acres of McIntire “will be altered significantly” when the road is finished.

Because the road will change land originally designated for everyone’s enjoyment, Virginia’s constitution protects the intent of donors by requiring local governing bodies to secure a four-fifths majority before paving public parkland.

The few acres of grass, trees and stray beer cans are the center of a conflict so intense it has caused Charlottesville’s City Council to turn on itself. One group of Councilors (Meredith Richards, Blake Caravati and Rob Schilling) hopes to accelerate construction of the Parkway by granting the land outright to the Virginia Department of Transportation against the opposition of Councilors Kevin Lynch and Maurice Cox. Both sides have rattled the saber of litigation.

Backdoor maneuvers by both the pro- and anti-Parkway factions have produced unusually intense feelings of mistrust inside Council. The obvious rancor on display at recent meetings reportedly holds off the dais, too, according to sources in the City. The two sides apparently aren’t speaking, a potential concern for those who have matters other than transportation to bring before the Council.

Given the will of the State and County to see the Parkway built, it seems like this S-shaped strip of land, a mere dot in the City’s 10 square miles, will be paved eventually. The question, then, is whether it will happen with the blessing of a cooperative Council working in the City’s best interests—all of them.—John Borgmeyer

Home movies
After a surprising success, an indie film producer wants to set up shop here

Barry Sisson was nervous when he arrived at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, last January. The first screening of every movie had already been sold out, except for one, the one he cared about: an under-the-radar character study called The Station Agent that had only been edited the night before and flown to Sundance that morning. Sisson describes himself as “an active investor” in the film, a role the film’s producer, an old friend, drew him into. Not only that, but Sisson was on set during its three-week filming process, immersing himself in the world of indie filmmaking. At Sundance he stood among the empty seats and wondered what he had gotten himself into.

In true movie-magic fashion, the story has a happy ending. The partial crowd loved the film, and word of mouth spread so rapidly that before the festival was over, not only did The Station Agent win the Audience Award for dramatic film, but Miramax studio head Harvey Weinstein flew out for a private screening. By 6:30 the next morning, Miramax and the film’s producers had a deal. The ensuing accolades and wide distribution launched this low-budget indie into the national spotlight (it’s been running for several weeks at Vinegar Hill, an indication of its draw nationwide), and Sisson reassured himself that he had made the right decision after all.

The Station Agent was Sisson’s first movie investment, but he’s determined it won’t be his last. With this major success behind him, he’s diving into the movie business even deeper with the creation of a production company here in Charlottesville, where Sisson lives with his daughter, Bari, and wife, Terre, owner of a local tour company.

After 25 years as a businessman (electronic security), Sisson speaks of films in terms of quarters and business plans, asserting that good independent films can be profitable, too. He plans to produce films for less than $1 million apiece. By movie industry standards that’s a drop in the bucket—less than some films spend on wardrobe and makeup.

Currently he is shopping for scripts while awaiting the release of Charlie’s Party, the second film he invested in, which was test-screened in Charlottesville in December. Once the groundwork is laid for the new production company—sometime this spring, he says—his assistant Marc Lieberman (a UVA grad who has spent the past three years working on films in Los Angeles) will set up an office in New York to establish ties between the indie film community and Charlottesville.

But why Charlottesville? “A whole lot of the process can be done anywhere, so why not base it close to my home?” Sisson answers. For that matter, why not just do the filming here? Charlottesville is well known as an arts-friendly community, and although the City has no official film office to help moviemakers scout locations and such, there are also no permits or fees to deal with. Not to mention the wealth of potential local collaborators who would be an added bonus.

“There’s a lot of talent in this area,” Sisson concurs. “There’s no reason why a film can’t be shot around here.”

But first Sisson needs to find his next script, raise capital from investors and find a name for his company—Cavalier Productions is the current frontrunner. Although Charlottesville has been home to a spurt of interest in guerilla and documentary filmmaking recently, perhaps an indie picture company is poised to steal the scene.—Chris Smith

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Minority report
Local African-American business owners face the challenges of an open market

A white Charlottesville resident is about two-and-a-half times more likely to be a business owner than is a black resident, according to U.S. Census figures. But though this statistic is hardly something to cheer about, it’s less skewed than the national white-to-black business owner ratio, as well as the numbers for other similar-sized cities [see chart].

In another telling statistic, while African-Americans account for more than 22 percent of Charlottesville’s population, the 591 firms they own account for only 11 percent of the town’s total businesses. But this share is higher than the percentage of African-American-owned businesses in Virginia or in the nation, which stand at 7 and 4 percent, respectively.

William Harvey, the City of Charlottesville’s primary liaison to the minority business community since 1987, attributes much of the progress of local black business owners to stable economic footing gained through catering to a wide range of City residents. Harvey contrasts this nimble business standard with the days when black-owned businesses and residents were clustered in the Vinegar Hill neighborhood. (Much of Vinegar Hill was razed in the name of urban renewal in the 1960s.)

“This was a segregated type of economy where blacks serviced blacks,” Harvey says of the Vinegar Hill era. Harvey says Charlottesville is now an “open market” where most successful businesses must “address the needs of everybody.”

But though many black businesses have thrived by reaching out to UVA students, tourists and white residents, some business owners cite the difficulties that result from not being able to rely on a closely-knit neighborhood such as Vinegar Hill.

“That’s the biggest challenge. You have to serve everybody,” says Dr. Benegal S. Paige, an African-American dentist who has owned his own practice in Charlottesville for 24 years. “Basically people in [the Vinegar Hill] era catered to their own group.”

Both Paige and William Lewis, the owner of Duplex Copy Center and a former chair of the Central Virginia Minority Business Association, agree that Charlottesville’s black business community lacks the strength of those in larger cities such as Richmond or Atlanta. They say black businesses in those cities can rely on banks that are geared toward making loans to minority-owned businesses, and can also rely on business from other African-Americans. For example, Lewis says if Charlottesville had major black-owned law firms, as does Atlanta, “I guarantee you I’d get more business.”

Charlottesville Mayor Maurice Cox, himself an African-American business owner, says the community is not large enough to support a minority-driven market. “They really have to have a broad-based appeal,” Cox says of local black-owned businesses. He says minority business owners have risen to this challenge, and adds that strong marketing efforts will be an important facet of keeping the community moving in the right direction.

As evidence of the growing diversity and health of Charlottesville’s minority business community, Harvey displays a map that pinpoints minority-owned businesses in 1986 and in 2003. The dots for 2003 are far more broadly dispersed around the City than those from 1986, which are clumped to the west of the Downtown Mall.

Paige echoes Harvey’s optimism, and says he’s seen progress in the minority business community in recent years. He says the City has worked hard to help minorities secure loans and develop business plans. And of Vinegar Hill’s displacement, Paige says: “I think that old wound has pretty much healed.”

But despite the efforts of Harvey and other local black leaders, it’s clear that black business owners still face an uphill battle in Charlottesville.

“We’ll never make it equal and balanced,” Lewis says of the local business playing field for African-Americans. “But you try.”

The black community itself needs to work harder to support its business owners, says Scottie B., the African-American owner of the Garden of Sheba restaurant and organizer of the roving Club Massive dance party. “Why aren’t they coming out to support what we’re doing?” is a question Scottie B. says he’s asked his black neighbors. He says he “has no problems” with serving a wide blend of customers, but claims his restaurant, which opened in August, gets most of its support from the white community. As a result, Scottie B. says he worries that black Charlottesville may be “forgetting about our own people.”—Paul Fain

Meating the need
Hunters for the Hungry takes aim at filling food banks

The period between Thanksgiving and Christmas is Steve Morgan’s busy season. When most folks are spending hours at the mall hunting for packages, Morgan is spending hours in his shop packaging for hunters. It’s both deer season and a season for giving, and as part of a unique program, Morgan brings the two together.

Morgan is Albemarle County’s official meat processor (the polite term for butcher) for Hunters for the Hungry, a 12-year-old national organization that provides thousands of pounds of venison a year to food banks and other nonprofit organizations for distribution to the needy. Founded in 1991 by David Horne, then-general manager of a program to salvage and distribute produce, Hunters for the Hungry was modeled on a Texas organization that salvaged and distributed meat. Horne succumbed to cancer early last year, but the program had grown under his leadership—it provided 33,948 pounds of venison the first year and 266,456 pounds in 2002.

Deer are a plentiful, nutritious source of meat in Virginia, and hunters can easily bag more than they can eat during the October-January hunting season. Processors like Morgan—there are 64 in the state—are collection points for hunters to drop off extra game. The processors remove all of the meat from the deer, package it and store it for the program to pick up.

Morgan, a soft-spoken, amiable 32-year-old, lives with his wife and two small children near Schuyler in a spread that has been in his family since the Civil War. Much of his work comes from providing taxidermy services to hunters, but during deer season he takes on two part-time employees to help him manage the processing workload. It takes about a half hour for a professional to skin, cut and package an adult deer, and in the busy season Morgan and his crew may go through 15 a day, about 20 percent of which are donated to the program. This is Morgan’s second year participating in Hunters for the Hungry, and he estimates last year he processed 70 deer for the organization, providing approximately 2,500 pounds of meat.

A hunter himself since he was 10 years old, Morgan is unaffected by critics of his trade. Deer are plentiful in Virginia, they grow up wild and are killed in a much more humane manner than animals raised for slaughter, and all parts of the carcass are used—the shoulder and neck for burger meat, the hindquarters and tenderloin for steaks and the remaining scraps sold to rendering companies. According to the Hunters for the Hungry website (www.h4hungry.org), venison is a “quality high-protein, low-fat item not normally available” to the needy.

Although the deer are donated by hunters, and the food banks distribute the meat, it still takes funds to run the organization and pay the processors, who charge the charity a reduced rate for their services. Fortunately for the program, the government recently passed the David Horne Hunger Relief Bill, which will provide an opportunity for hunters to donate $2 to Hunters for the Hungry when they apply for their licenses. For those looking to get more bang for their buck—‘tis the season.—Chris Smith

To go with the flow
Meadow Creek will be “daylighted” as The Dell gets a stream

Before Emmet Street existed, Meadow Creek was the dominant physical presence in the natural valley the road now follows. After emerging from a spring on Observatory Hill, the creek heads northwesterly toward Emmet Street and then runs with the road all the way from the Central Grounds Parking Garage up to Barracks Road. Charlottesville residents can be forgiven for overlooking this portion of Meadow Creek, however, as the segment is contained in underground pipes.

But for the first time since 1950, some of this not-so-scenic stretch will be unearthed. In recent weeks, as part of the construction project for the new basketball arena, UVA began working to “daylight” a portion of Meadow Creek located in “The Dell” on the UVA campus.

“We’re actually taking what’s in a pipe and bringing it above ground,” says Richard Laurance, the director of the University Arena Project. “It took 100 years to get everything below ground. Now we’re taking it up.”

The stream was banished to a pipe so the University could level out and use the land, says Jeff Sitler, an environmental compliance manager for the University. The project will resurrect about 400 feet of the stream and return it to some form of nature. The new Dell will feature an emerged stream, retaining pond, biofiltration system, meadows, a walkway, and plantings of ash and poplar trees and other vegetation.

Currently, Meadow Creek’s last glimpse of daylight before the underground stretch is about 100 yards west of Emmet Street in The Dell. Here, the stream trickles into a concrete pipe about 3′ in diameter, and immediately passes under a few picnic tables as it begins the long pipe run past the Barracks Road Shopping Center.

But just a few feet before Meadow Creek goes subterranean is a newly constructed right-fork that leads to the beginning of an artificial streambed. The still-dry waterway is lined with neatly stacked stones, and winds its way between tennis and basketball courts before joining a new retaining pond adjacent to Emmet Street. Bulldozers, two portable toilets and stacks of mud and rocks sit on the muddy construction site, where there will eventually be one of the planned meadows. On a recent Wednesday morning, a work crew could be seen and heard laboring with a power saw.

The benefits of the $1.2 million Meadow Creek daylighting project, according to UVA Landscape Architect Mary Hughes, are practical, ecological and economic. She says the emerged section of Meadow Creek and the retaining pond will reduce the storm water strain on the pipe system, which will remain in service, and will help to prevent flooding problems around the new arena and elsewhere downstream. While they’re at it, UVA is installing new sanitary sewer and water lines as part of the project, Laurance says.

UVA’s earthmovers hardly conjure up warm feelings for local conservationists, but this massive landscaping project actually has an environmental benefit. The daylighted stream will help clean the water in Meadow Creek, both in UVA territory and further downstream. The exposure to sunlight, vegetation and other stream life all serve “to make the water quality better than it is in a sealed pipe,” Hughes says. Finally, she says a babbling brook in the newly sylvan Dell will be a “landscape amenity” for UVA students.

According to Sitler, the reestablishment of vegetation along the stream will take longer than building a new streambed. And though construction at the Meadow Creek project is moving along, with the University anticipating a June completion date, Sitler says it “will probably be harder to put [Meadow Creek] back” in a streambed than it was to put it in a pipe. —Paul Fain

 

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Ease on down the road
City Attorney braces for a fight as Councilors squabble over MCP easement

Craig Brown seemed a little nervous. He shuffled a stack of papers, wearing the apprehensive expression of someone unaccustomed to dropping bombs.

“There’s no shortage of opinions in this community about the Meadowcreek Parkway,” Brown said, bracing for the uproar he was about to set off as City Council began its meeting on Monday, December 15.

In the most recent chapter of the Meadowcreek Parkway saga, Brown, who is the City Attorney, has found himself the reluctant center of a fierce game of legal brinkmanship that could pit Councilors against each other in court and cost the City hundreds of thousands of dollars.

“I’ve been directed to ask the State Attorney General for an advisory opinion on easement by a simple majority,” Brown announced to Council at the start of the meeting.

“Directed by whom? This is the first time I’ve heard about this,” replied Councilor Kevin Lynch, seeming indignant. “Jerry Kilgore is the expert now? This is the same Attorney General who opposes providing contraception for college students.”

Councilor Meredith Richards apparently had spearheaded this particular escalation of the McIntire Park easement question, which these days is at the heart of the never-ending Meadowcreek Parkway problem. A nine-acre strip of City-owned parkland is the last obstacle blocking the Meadowcreek Parkway, which first came onto Council’s agenda in 1967. Albemarle County and the Virginia Department of Transportation want the City to grant right-of-way through McIntire Park so VDOT can build the Parkway, which would run through City and County lands. But a State law designed to protect public space requires a four-fifths supermajority for Council to sell parkland.

Only three Councilors––Richards, Rob Schilling and Blake Caravati––favor the Parkway, however. So in November they asked Brown whether the three of them could legally ease the land to VDOT for free, instead of selling it. Brown says an easement is legally feasible, while State constitution expert A.E. Dick Howard has opined that such a move blatantly violates the spirit––and probably the letter—of Virginia law. After Mayor Maurice Cox and Councilor Kevin Lynch went public with their vehement disapproval of an easement, Vice-Mayor Richards and her allies directed Brown to seek Kilgore’s advice. It was a transparent attempt to bolster their easement arguments, but not transparent enough. Lynch and Cox learned about the Kilgore idea for the first time on December 15, which apparently infuriated the Mayor.

“I had lunch with you today,” he stormed at Richards. “We talked on the phone this weekend. The idea that you were seeking the Attorney General’s opinion never crossed your mind? I’m appalled.”

Richards suggested that she was merely following the people’s will, as she had received many requests to contact Kilgore.

“No one’s asked me that,” Cox snapped. “Please forward them, so we can share in this sentiment you seem to have found among Charlottesville residents.”

After campaigning against the Parkway in 2000 and receiving more votes than any other current Councilor, Cox remains intent on blocking the Parkway; he continues to speak of the road in the subjunctive. Lynch, who also campaigned as an anti-Parkway “Democrat for Change,” has lately adopted a more compromising tone, by contrast, saying he would support selling the McIntire Park land if the City could secure usable replacement land from Albemarle. His other conditions include State appropriations for a Meadowcreek Parkway interchange at Route 250 and McIntire Road, and for proposed eastern and southern connector roads.

“I think we’re really close to a compromise and commitments that would put the Parkway in a context where it is an asset to the City,” said Lynch in an interview prior to the Council meeting.

But the newly combative Richards says she doesn’t buy Lynch’s diplomacy: “These claims are intended to kill the road, not improve the road.”

On December 15, Richards said she would be “happy” to see a court battle over the proposed easement. After the meeting, Schilling, who ran on a platform of fiscal conservatism, said he would have no problem with a lawsuit, either: “If that’s the way it has to go, then so be it.” Caravati wasn’t at the Council meeting, and was unavailable for comment.

The December 15 meeting ended with Cox telling Richards she should be “ashamed,” Richards accusing Cox of “bullying tactics” and Schilling threatening to walk out. Afterward, Brown sat alone among his stack of papers in the empty Council chambers.

“That’s not the way anyone would like to see a Council meeting end,” he said later. “I was spending a few minutes trying to reflect on what happened, and my role.”

Brown says this is the most intense conflict he has witnessed in his 18 years in City Hall. If Richards, Schilling and Caravati order an easement, Brown says, a lawsuit will probably ensue, and he stands ready to defend the majority’s decision.

“It’s not the easiest position to be in, but that doesn’t affect my analysis of the issue,” Brown says. “I approach it as unbiased as I can. My job is to present options available to Council, and the risk. Obviously, the risk here is being sued.”

Danielson returns

It’s been a while since Lee Danielson showed up at a meeting of the Board of Architectural Review. Given his history with that body, he had every reason to expect a lukewarm homecoming.

But on Tuesday, December 16, when Danielson’s architect, Mark Hornberger, described the California developer’s plans for a nine-storey, 100-room hotel at 200 E. Main St., the former site of Boxer Learning, the Board seemed enthusiastic.

“I’d like to see the Mall get this building,” said Board member Katie Swenson, echoing the general sentiment.

The plans presented were tentative, comprising various aerial views of a tall building measuring 53 feet across and nearly 300 feet long, from the Downtown Mall to Water Street. Hornberger showed several potential shapes for the hotel structure, but no design details. “We’d like to ask your opinion on massing,” said Hornberger to the BAR.

Some Board members wanted Danielson to preserve the building’s current façade, while others didn’t care if he tore it down. Although no formal vote was taken, the BAR gave Danielson the green light to proceed with design. Hornberger asked how the notoriously conservative BAR felt about modern architecture, then cited his own views: “We are in the 21st century, and as architects we have an obligation to mirror the 21st century.”

Board Chair Joan Fenton encouraged Danielson and his architects to consult with Board members—not because the BAR wanted to enforce a “traditional” design, but because the BAR could be willing to give Danielson more leeway than he might expect, given his past battles with the Board over the Charlottesville Ice Park and Regal Cinema buildings, which he developed in the ’90s with former business partner Colin Rolph.

“This board has been much more open to modern architecture, as evidenced by the new arts building,” said Fenton, referring to the modern City Center for Contemporary Arts, which is sited one block behind Danielson’s building. “There’s an openness to new materials,” Fenton continued. “Sometimes people shy away from a design because you think the Board won’t do it, but I encourage you to come talk to us.”

That didn’t sound like the stodgy BAR that infuriated Danielson during his prime as a Mall magnate. But the brash developer seemed himself a little different, too. Known for his bold declarations, Danielson kept mum at the meeting and offered only mild comments afterward.

“I’m a little gun-shy,” he said, declining to speculate on when construction might commence. “But I must say I’m glad about the reception [the hotel] is getting. Even people who are against everything seem to think it’s a good idea.”—John Borgmeyer

 

Under the knife
After lessons with a real-life chef, I know how the carved bird steams

Norman Rockwell was a crackhead. That’s the only way I can explain the utopian scene in his painting “Freedom From Want”—a perfectly coifed, multi-generational family gathered around the exquisitely placed Thanksgiving table, the aging matriarch delivering a turkey Arnold Schwarzenegger could drive, the gathered brood a portrait of Radcliffe futures and Howard Dean smiles.

Coming from a large family myself, I know this is not how it goes. Sure, it may start out this way—perfectly aligned silverware, well-bleached linens, the only spots to be found are on Grandma—but this is an aspiration, a beginning that has no possible future but to spin out of control into total holiday entropy. As soon as the knife pierces the skin of that turkey, the feeling that something’s got to give becomes the realization that something just did, and within minutes we are transformed from dinner at the White House to dinner with the Muppets’ Swedish Chef, a cacophony of drips, spills and airborne potatoes, a controlled food fight at best—“Vergoofin der flicke stoobin, bork bork bork.”

But all is not lost. The centerpiece of the feast is that massive winged SUV in the middle of the table, and if father can carve it like a surgeon instead of a lumberjack, he just might be able to save Christmas. After copious research and a demonstration by executive sous chef Dan Paymar at Boar’s Head Inn, I have ordained myself skilled (or at least capable) in the art of turkey carving. If necessary, I can stand in for father this year, and with these tips, so can you:

There are essentially four edible parts of the bird: breast, wing, thigh and leg. The breast is the white meat—the most tender—and the other parts are dark meat. While one could just haphazardly slice dark meat off the leg and white meat out of the breast, consensus seems to be that the carver should first separate the leg and thigh from the rest of the bird. To do this, insert the knife between the leg and the breast, slicing the skin and feeling your way down to the joint at the thighbone. Pry the thigh off at the hip joint while gently twisting the leg—this should remove the leg and thigh en masse. By further separating the thigh and the leg (again, find the joint between the two and slice) you will have a nice thigh and drumstick, which you can serve whole if you are related to Hagar, or cut into slabs of dark meat by slicing parallel to the bone.

The wing can then be removed by gently pulling it outward from the breast and using the knife to find the shoulder joint, slicing through where it gives way the best. Wings are too bony to yield good slabs of meat, but those Radcliffe-bound youngsters like chewing on them, so serve them as-is to the shorties at the kids’ table.

Last there is the breast, which is generally the most popular part of the bird. You can serve the breast two ways: cutting slabs right off the whole bird with long, slanty slices parallel to the rib cage, or pulling the breast out of the turkey and cutting the slices in the opposite direction, against the grain of the meat, which Chef Paymar insists results in juicier pieces. Either way, the turkey will cool quickly, so wait until the family is ready to be served before seeking perfection in your dissection.

For the neat-freaks who want to do all the carving ahead of time, there is another option. Section the bird as described above, then boil the remaining meat off the bones and use it along with the giblets to make a delicious gravy. When you’re ready to serve, just reheat the meat slices, douse them with gravy, and bon appetite! And if you ever find a Norman Rockwell painting of kids eating turkey sandwiches in January, let me know. At least that would be believable.—Chris Smith

 

The shape of things
Frank Stella’s former printmaker sculpts his own path in Charlottesville

Few of us ever meet a true art legend. Fewer still work side-by-side with one. Local artist James Welty is one of the luckiest few to do both. After taking printmaking at the Rochester Institute of Technology, he served as Frank Stella’s master printer for 12 years. Stella, famous for his 1960s “black paintings,” is also known for creating energetic assemblages of colorful, often circular spiral forms.

But that’s in his past—now Welty directs his own art career. In 1987, Welty left Stella’s New York workshop to focus on his own sculpture. He spent 10 successful years in New York City exhibiting at many spaces, including the John Davis Gallery. In 1999, his wife, Karen Van Lengen, was offered a position as dean of UVA’s architecture school, and they moved south to Charlottesville. Welty entered the local art scene in 2000 when he exhibited his welded copper sculpture “A Short History of Decay” in “Hindsight/Fore-site,” the collaborative exhibition between UVA and Les Yeux du Monde. Next year he will have his own show at the UVA Art Museum.

Welty brings a whole host of experiences to his art, from his time with Stella to his work in modern dance. He collaborated in New York with the Dan Wagoner Dance Company and The Kitchen, designing costumes and sets, and, in the case of avant-garde performance space The Kitchen, conceptualizing projects.

He also incorporates an encyclopedic range of knowledge from literature to anthropology to pop culture. He reads voraciously and cites sources such as Francois Rabelais, Henri Michaux and Franz Kafka. In the next breath he mentions Dr. Seuss and Daffy Duck. Welty finds kindred spirits that inspire and influence him.

Throughout his career, the juxtaposition of ideas (organic and mechanic, decay and rebirth, interior and exterior) has inspired Welty. Not unexpectedly, the way he envisions these dualities has evolved. In the last few years, his works have grown increasingly organic. His brazed copper structures often consist of hollow areas that suggest interiors, albeit interiors like the knotty cave formed by the tangled roots of a tree. As Welty says, “I am always returning to spaces that have tension and ambiguity.”

Early reviews of Welty’s work noted an inherent fearfulness in his structures. As his works have fleshed out, a sense of unease still exists—Welty acknowledges that some of his works might intimidate. However, this unease is more disorienting than ominous as Welty manipulates familiar objects into imagined forms. In “The Isle of Wild Sausages,” for example, a cylindrical form resembles a car part.

Underneath the gnarled, almost sci-fi veneer, Welty’s works want to invite us in. He reminisces about the cardboard structures his dad built for him as a child. He tries to recreate that sensation by building a “space to hide in,” he says, wanting his works to challenge but ultimately provide refuge.

Among the new works Welty is preparing for his June show at UVA Art Museum is a 50-foot scroll inspired by the “macabre, yet poignant” Japanese Hell Scrolls. Although a shrewd observer will undoubtedly notice the Stella construction in the museum’s adjoining room, she’ll surely conclude that Welty’s sculptures have lives of their own.—Emily Smith

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Think outside the big box

With the spring 2004 start of construction on Albemarle Place, the big box conquest of 29N marches on. The complex, slated for the northwest corner of Hydraulic Road and 29N, will be a 1.9 million-square-foot retail behemoth. Once it’s completed, shoppers will be able to literally live on the development’s grounds, which could include a hotel, a cinema and apartments, as well as high-end retailers like J. Crew and Pottery Barn.

But while development continues on 29N, many existing structures remain vacant in and around Charlottesville. A scan by C-VILLE of empty buildings in the area found 1,199,088 square feet of unused space—nearly equivalent to that aforementioned whopper of a space filler. With abundant real estate in locations like the former supermarket across from the Omni Hotel and the Boxer Learning building on the Downtown Mall, why are developers skipping the empty spaces and choosing to break new ground on 29N?

The answer, according to Ivo Romenesko, a professional real estate agent, president of the Appraisal Group, and chairman-elect of the Charlottesville Regional Chamber of Commerce, is population and job growth in Albemarle County.

“Over 80 percent of all major retailing is located along that 29 corridor,” Romenesko says. “We’re going to see a continuation of that trend.”

Additionally, the most practical means of development along roads like 29N is to merely knock down an existing Radio Shack or Home Depot and erect a new building, since strip mall and big box retail spaces are relatively cheap and simple to bulldoze and build.

Yet some developers are willing to roll the dice on what’s called “adaptive reuse” of existing buildings. A notable example is the 324,626 square feet of the Frank Ix building, which served as a textile mill for 70 years. Located just south of Garrett Square, the huge complex was purchased by local developer Bill Dittmar and partners for $5.3 million in 2000.

“It’s a unique location. It’s the largest tract of developable property near Downtown,” Dittmar says of the Ix building. “You couldn’t afford to build that core structure today.”

The historic facades of buildings such as the Ix factory and the Jefferson School—and the stories behind them—might even draw some local residents to future ventures. Romenesko says the vacant buildings near Downtown could house boutique hotels, restaurants, specialty retail shops and high-end office space. So while Target or Best Buy probably won’t be moving into the Ix building, Dittmar and other optimistic developers might have reason to hope that vacant buildings around town can one day find new tenants. Below is a list of some of the properties waiting for a second—or sometimes third or fourth—act.

Four corners
Wachovia buildings

Address: 101, 105, 107 and 111 E. Main St.

Area: 19,900 square feet (estimate)

Empty since: Various dates

Owner: Woodard Properties

Price: Not for sale

The story: The four buildings have housed numerous businesses and storefronts, including Gleason’s Bakery, which opened in 1953, became Dough Boy Bakery in 1976 and later Antojito’s. Also operating out of the buildings were Cato’s Dress Shop, Gitchell’s Studio, Daisy Shoe Center, Stacy’s Music Store and a bookstore. Beginning next year, Woodard Properties plans to renovate and rehabilitate the buildings, which sat empty the past four years while the former owners, D&R Development, battled City officials and each other. With that behind them, the buildings now house, on the ground-floor level, Mountain Air Gallery and the leasing office for Walker Square and Riverbend Apartment Homes.

Smart investment
Boxer Learning

Address: 200 E. Main St.

Area: 20,115 square feet

Empty since: June 2003

Owner: Lee Danielson

Price: Assessed at $1,650,000

The story: Citizens Bank built the original structure in 1931, on the site of an old bookstore. A 1966 renovation gave the building the marble and glass façade it has today. Recently, the building was home to an Internet company, Boxer Learning, and owned by the now-defunct D&R Development Company (see “Wachovia Buildings” above). When that company dissolved in a bitter lawsuit in 2000, a judge put 200 E. Main in the hands of receiver Gaylon Beights. In July 2002, the “D” of D&R, California developer Lee Danielson, purchased 200 E. Main and 108 Second St. SE from Beights for a combined $3.3 million. On December 4, The Daily Progress reported that Lee Danielson wants to build a nine-storey hotel on this site, and that on December 16 he will present plans to the Board of Architectural Review. Given the California developer’s tumultuous history with the BAR, the presentation promises to be spirited.

Class act
Jefferson School

Address: 201 Fourth St. NW

Area: 70,000 square feet

Empty since: Preschool program vacated in January 2002; still houses some classes

Owner: City of Charlottesville

Price: Assessed at $4.5 million. The City says Jefferson School will need a major overhaul, at an estimated cost of about $10 million, although State and Federal tax credits will cover 45 percent of the rehab cost.

The story: The 100-year-old Jefferson School building was the center of black education in the days of racial segregation, and one of the few structures to survive the “urban renewal” of Vinegar Hill. In January 2002, the Charlottesville School Board voted to move the City’s preschool program out of Jefferson School, and City Council prepared to sell the building to developers. A group of citizens fought the sale, so Council created the Jefferson School Task Force to decide the building’s fate. In December, the Task Force will likely recommend Jefferson School become the new home for the Jefferson-Madison Regional Library or a social service and education center.

Shaping up
Ivy Industries

Address: 111 Monticello Ave.

Area: 64,378 square feet of warehouse space currently available

Empty since: April 2003

Owner: 111 Monticello Avenue, LLC

Price: Previously listed at $6.2 million

The story: Built in 1983, the site was most recently home to picture frame-maker Ivy Industries, which went out of business after CEO John C. Reid was nabbed in a check-kiting scheme earlier this year. New owner Coran Capshaw is shopping for tenants, and the real estate rumor mill says the fitness club ACAC is likely to move in soon.

Money talks
SNL Building (and annex)

Address: 321 E. Main St.

Area: 53,643 square feet

Empty since: August 2003

Owner: SNL Financial

Price: $3,750,000

The story: The building was constructed in 1955 and originally housed a department store. Later, Jefferson National Bank & Trust Co. bought the space and used it as an operations center. Wachovia eventually acquired Jefferson National Bank. In 1998, SNL purchased the building and renovated it at a cost of about $2 million. It then became the SNL Financial headquarters. Around five years later, in August 2003, SNL fully vacated the building. It is currently assessed at $3,887,700.

Travel plans
Lakeland Tours

Address: 2000 Holiday Dr.

Area: 24,279 square feet

Owner: Holiday Drive, LLC (Andrew Dondero, CEO)

Price: For sale at $2,400,000, with an additional two acres of land for an extra $500,000. For lease at $13 per square foot.

The story: General Electric built this faux colonial building in 1966. Since then it has been owned by a now-bankrupt petroleum company from Mississippi and Lakeland Interstate Tours, Inc., hence the building’s nickname. The building was fully renovated in 1985, and sold to its current owners in 1998 for $2.6 million. The building now is owned by Keswick’s Andrew Dondero, and a portion of it is home to 1st American Mortgage and the Piedmont Housing Alliance.

Bargain shopping
Save-A-Lot grocery

Address: 243 Ridge-McIntire Rd.

Vinegar Hill Shopping Center

Area: 24,500 square feet

Empty since: 2000

Owner: Piedmont Land Trust

Price: Lease for $9 per square foot

The story: The original King’s Market grocery store was built in 1978. It was eventually purchased by the Richmond-based Richfood, and finally closed for good as Save-A-Lot in 2000. The building operated as a grocery store throughout its 22-year lifetime.

Deals loom large
Frank Ix building

Address: 601 E. Market St.

Area: 324,626 feet

Empty since: November 1999

Owners: William D. Dittmar, Gabe Silverman, Allan Cadgene and Ludwig Kuttner

Price: Lease for $7 per square foot

The story: Frank Ix & Sons was a textile company that produced dress fabric, as well as material used in sailing equipment, backpacks and bathing suits. Its Charlottesville plant, a 17-acre facility, was the largest of the company’s six mills, and the last to shut down (in 1999). Construction began on the textile mill in 1925, and it opened in 1929. In June of 1973, The Daily Progress reported that Ix & Sons added 60,000 square feet to the factory and hired 150 new employees, bringing the total number of workers to 650. But the company’s boom subsided, and it began a gradual decline that lasted throughout the ’90s. Ix eventually filed for Chapter 11, and the Charlottesville textile mill stopped production on October 29, 1999. The building has hosted several art events since closing. Developer Bill Dittmar and partners bought the site in 2000 for $5.3 million. Though the site is currently assessed at $4,589,700, the buildings appear dilapidated, and are missing many walls. Still, several tenants, including CK Courier, Stafford Insulation, Telephone Services, AIDS Service Group, and JADE (Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement) are already in one portion of the building—pioneering the landscape for the retailers, professionals and City dwellers that Dittmar and associates hope will follow.

Blue light special
K-Mart Plaza

Address: 1801 Hydraulic Rd.

Area: 41,414 square feet

Empty since: Food Lion closed in September 1999

Owner: Peyton Associates Partnership

Price: Vacant building sites recently assessed at $2,836,000

The story: A company called Charlottesville Plaza, Inc. built the K-Mart building in 1964 for $600,000. The building included the space later occupied by Food Lion and Brown’s Cleaners. The Terrace Theatres cinema was added in 1974. In 1997, the buildings’ owners, Peyton Associates Partnership, wrote the City assessor’s office in the hopes of getting a lower tax assessment. Willard N. Clayton, the city assessor, responded that the space was located in “the hot spot” for commercial development in Charlottesville, and the request for an eased tax rate was nixed. The Food Lion closed in September 1999 and the space remains empty. Brown’s Cleaners and the Terrace Theatres are also vacant.

Long-distance operator
Comdial

Address: 1180 Seminole Trail

Area: 454,900 square feet

Empty since: Late 2002

Owner: Seminole Trail Properties, LLC.

Price: Sold for $11.4 million in March 2001

The story: The facility was built in 1954 and originally housed the manufacturing operations of the United States Instrument Corporation, which produced telephone parts. Comdial Corporation, also a telecommunications company, purchased the site from military-industrial giant General Dynamics in 1982. In 2001, Comdial moved its corporate headquarters to Sarasota, Florida, and sold the manufacturing plant. Comdial leased some of the site to house a small numbers of engineers. Those straggling employees left the building about one year ago. The property is currently assessed at $11,820,100.

Material gains
Institute of Textile Technology

Address: 2551-2555 Ivy Rd.

Area: 28,033 square feet

Empty since: Late 2002

Owner: Ivy Road Properties, Inc.

Price: Sold for $6,600,000 in August 2003

The story: The Institute of Textile Technology (ITT) and the North Carolina State University College of Textiles formed an alliance in November 2002, and all of ITT’s operations were subsequently moved to the NC State’s Centennial campus in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Under Valued
Hollymead Professional Center

Address: 1522-1560 Insurance Ln.

Area: About 5,300 square feet

Empty since: Late 2000

Owner: Charles Hurt, Virginia Land Company

Price: Lease for $15 per square foot

The Story: The Hollymead Professional Center comprises five buildings, each about 6,000 square feet. It was built four years ago for notorious dot-bomb Value America, which all but vacated the premises two years later. A small portion of the site is currently home to a collection of offices for companies like Remax Properties, Dr. Wesley Haddix, Old Dominion Equine, Edward Jones and Associates and Larry Miller, attorney.

Off-campus campus
Town Center One in the UVA Research Park

Address: 1000 Research Park Blvd.

Area: About 18,000 square feet

Empty since: 2001

Owner: UVA Foundation Real Estate Foundation

Price: Full service lease for $19.25 per square foot

The story: UVA built Town Center One in September 2000 for Qual Choice, an insurance company now called Southern Health. When Southern Health downsized two years ago, it vacated 30,000 square feet, and new high-profile tenants, such as TIAA-Cref, Northrop Grumman IT and Angle Technology, moved in to some of the space.

Not too late
Earlysville Professional Center

Address: 395 Reas Ford Rd., Earlysville

Area: 50,000 square feet in warehouse, 15,000 in office

Empty since: Technicolor moved out in December 2002

Owner: 4F, LLC

Price: Lease for $4 per square foot for warehouse space, $7-10 per square foot for office

The story: The Earlysville Professional Center was built in stages between 1960 and 1985 by Murray Manufacturing Company. The building, currently home to Earlysville Medical Practice, Downtown Athletics, Crutchfield and National Linen, is three miles from the airport, and is wired for high-speed Internet.