McSweeney’s editor, writer and funnyman John Warner shares comedic insights

Guest post by Sarah Matalone

Some call him the "Biblioracle," that Internet marvel who possesses the power to suggest your next book based on the past five books you’ve read. But in his mortal life, John Warner is the editor-at-large of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, a Professor at the College of Charleston, and the author of the new satirical novel, The Funny Man.

Last weekend Warner was in town as part of a two-day, humor event at WriterHouse, a haven for those with the writing bug that offers classes, seminars and a cozy atmosphere. Perfectly situated for a humor writing bootcamp, I went over to WH Friday evening for the first part of the program: To hear Warner read from The Funny Man.

Based on a comedian whose gimmick, and mostly undeserved fame, derives from his ability to perform jokes and impressions with his fist inserted into his mouth, Warner’s novel is a satire of American celebrity, a novel that he described as taking seven years to write the first 40,000 words and six weeks to complete the next 40,000.

After the reading, Warner had a lot to say about satire and writing more generally, praising the Onion for its valiant critiques and substantiating our writerly pessimisms when he posed: “Is someone gonna write a book that’s gonna make the scales fall from their eyes? No.”

He didn’t leave us on that note, however. He had one truly inspirational thought to leave us with that night: “Books are the only virtual reality that exists, the only world were you can lose yourself in someone else’s consciousness,” and we must strive to make those scales peel away, no matter how sticky they may be, he said.

Inspired, we participants in the “So You Want to Write Something Funny?” seminar arrived at WH bright and early Saturday morning. Adjusting into our seats around the conference table, Warner prefaced his presentation with this advice: always start a talk with something eye-catching, at which point he clicked to a photo of the world’s ugliest dog (would you expect anything less at a humor writing workshop?).

He then jumped into an informative lecture that covered theories of humor, discussing Henri Berson and Freud and finally helping us how to identify and generate our own funny ideas. After his part, it was our turn to write our own premise-based writing, something akin to the “Short Imagined Monologues” on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. We broke off into our own little corners of WH, struggling for the right incongruous juxtaposition in our 30-minute time bracket, finally returning to the conference room with our own unique ideas (my premise was “In Search of Lost Thyme: Forgotten Family Recipes Remembered and Collected by Marcel Proust,” which I was pretty proud of, considering the time frame.)

I didn’t come into the workshop thinking I was a humor writer, but Warner sold me on this point: Humor writing, a genre where critical thinking skills translate smoothly into other forms, can truly improve you as a writer. “Cast your net wide as a writer,” Warner emphasized to us, and after a weekend with the funny man himself, I couldn’t agree more.  

 

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police. –

Press Release from Albemarle County Police Department – September 28, 2011

The Albemarle County Police have made an additional arrest related to the string of residential daytime burglaries that have occurred over the last month and has impacted multiple jurisdictions.

James Walter Buddington, 32 years of age, of Madison, Virginia has been charged with one count of breaking and entering and one count of grand larceny.

Mr. Buddington is currently being held at the Albemarle/Charlottesville Regional Jail awaiting a bond hearing at 9:00 A.M. in the Albemarle County General District Court.

This investigation is ongoing, anyone with information is encouraged to call the Albemarle County Police Department at 434-296-5807, Crime Stoppers at 434-977-4000 or their local law enforcement agency.
 

 

James Walter Buddington, of Madison, is charged with one count of breaking and entering and one count of grand larceny.

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police

Press Release from Charlottesville Police Department, September 28, 2011

2 Separate Incidents (1) Robbery (2) Aggravated Assault

Incident # 1

Officers responded to the 500 block of Rugby Road this morning at approximately 2:24 am for a reported armed robbery. The male victim, a student at Uva reports that he was walking north on Rugby Rd near Grady Ave behind three black males. As they approach the intersection of Grady Ave. two of the males turned and began walking towards the victim. One of the males pulled a hand gun, pointing it at the victim and told him to "Give me all your shit". Taking in the robbery was an undisclosed amount of cash and personal items.

The suspect with the hand gun was described as a black male between 20 and 25 years old, 6`2 to 6`3 and 180 to 190 pounds, light complexion, and was wearing a dark colored clothing.
The second suspect was described as a black male 20 to 25 years old, approximately 6` tall, and 170 to 180 pounds darker complexion, wearing dark clothing.

Anyone with any information is asked to call Crime Stoppers (434) 977-4000.

Incident # 2

Officers responded to the 400 block of Garrett St. for a shots fired Tuesday, September 27th at 11:22 pm. Officers checked the area and while on the scene, ( 12minutes later) the victim
of a gunshot wound arrived at the University Medical Centers’ Emergency Room with non-life threating injuries. The victim reports he was walking in the Garrett St area when he heard shot and was struck. He was unable to provide a description of a suspect or how he arrived at the hospital.

Anyone with any information in this case is asked to call Crime Stoppers (434) 977-4000.

 

Kevin Wilson reads from “The Family Fang” tonight at the UVA bookstore

Guest post by Sarah Matalone

A very cool reading is set for tonight at 8pm at the UVA Bookstore. Author Kevin Wilson will be reading from his much-talked about New York Times bestselling novel, The Family Fang, a story about two artsy parents’ unconventional (and destructive) approach to child-rearing. 

The novel, which has been called “delicious” (Houston Chronicle), “irresistible” (Time), “wild” (Christian Science Monitor) and “genius” (Ann Patchett), has a comic edge that will truly illuminate with Wilson’s live reading. 

The Family Fang is the story of two performance artists, Caleb and Camille Fang, who are constantly manipulating their children, Annie and Buster, into taking part in their grandiose and absurd art pieces.

Annie, an actress who becomes disillusioned when a director connives her into doing a scene topless, and Buster, a journalist for Potent magazine who get shots in the face with a potato gun in a Gonzo journalism assignment gone awry, both return home to Tennessee where they begin to ponder the effects of their parent-artists’ strange parenting strategies.

Read an excerpt of the novel here.

 

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police

Press Release from Charlottesville Police Department, September 26, 2011

Officers responded to 513 Rugby Rd a fraternity house at approx. 2:30 am on Saturday, September 24th where it was reported, two (2) males had fallen off of a balcony. Officers on the scene found a large crowd in the driveway.

Witnesses reported two individuals were leaning against the balcony railing when it suddenly gave way underneath, causing them to fall approximately one story. The two were found on the ground, one unconscious, the other conscious at the time of transport by Charlottesville-Albemarle Rescue Squad.

The victims were later identified as;

• Joseph A. GABRO of Ashburn, Va. 20 year old student at JMU, listed in critical condition.
• Corey P. MILNER of Ashburn, Va. 18 year old student at Uva, listed in good condition.
 

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police

Press Release – Albemarle County Police Department, September 22, 2011

The Albemarle County Police have obtained two warrants in connection with the daytime residential burglaries that have been occurring over the last month that has impacted multiple jurisdictions to include Albemarle and Louisa Counties.

On September 20th, 2011 Albemarle Police led a multijurisdictional effort in taking James Molton, 50 years of age, of Reva, Virginia into custody. Molton was taken into custody in the 2800 block of Doctors Road in Louisa. Molton is being investigated as the prime suspect in several burglaries that have occurred in Albemarle County. Additional arrests and charges are pending.

Molton has been charged with one count of breaking and entering and one count of grand larceny. Molton is currently being held at the Pamunkey Regional Jail located in Hanover.

Anyone with information regarding these burglaries is encouraged to contact the Albemarle County Police Department at 434-296-5807, Crime Stoppers at 434-977-4000 or their local law enforcement agency.

 

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police

Press Release, Albemarle County Police Department – September 16, 2011

The Albemarle County Police in conjunction with the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force has charged Michael McGrew, II, 27 years of age, of Charlottesville, with five counts of possession of child pornography.

Mr. McGrew was released on an unsecured bond and is scheduled to appear in Albemarle County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court on Monday, September 19, 2011.

 

Michael McGrew, 27, was charged with five counts of possession of child pornography.

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police –

Press Release, Albemarle County Police Department – September 15, 2011

The Albemarle County Police Department is investigating a string of day time residential burglaries that have occurred in the eastern portion of the County since the beginning of August. Investigators are working with surrounding jurisdictions, Louisa and Fluvanna, as they are experiencing this same trend.

Items taken during these burglaries include jewelry, televisions, and electronic devices. There are no known suspects at this time.

Homeowners are reminded of the following:

  • Report all suspicious vehicles and persons to local law enforcement;
  • If you are a victim, report it to the police as soon as possible;
  • If you are a victim, do not touch anything as there is potential evidence that could be collected;
  • Record the serial numbers of all electronic equipment owned.

Anyone with information regarding these incidents is encouraged to contact the Albemarle County Police Department at 434-296-5807 or Crime Stoppers at 434-977-4000.

 

THE WIRE: Releases from Charlottesville and Albemarle Police

Press Release, Charlottesville Police Department September 12, 2011

On September 12th, at approx. 1:07am, Charlottesville Police responded to a report of a shooting inside the Wild Wings Café located at 810 W. Main Street.

When officers arrived they located the victim, a 26-year-old male Charlottesville resident, walking in the 800 block of W. Main Street.

He had been shot once with the bullet passing through his left arm, entering his cheek and lodging in his neck. The victim is in stable condition at the U.VA Medical Center.

If anyone has any information regarding this incident please contact Detective Lisa Reeves at (434) 970-3998 or Crimestoppers at (434) 977-4000. 

Charlottesville gets ready for weekend of remembering 9/11

Charlottesville Fire Chief Charles Werner has taken a central role in organizing a weekend-long recognition of the 10th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attack on The World Trade Center. Werner says the activities—titled "9/11: Weekend of Remembrance and Honor"—are aimed at remembering the victims of the attack and celebrating the efforts of the men and women who work in the emergency services and the military. 

“This isn’t about supporting wars. This isn’t about politics. This is just to the root of the matter of remembering all those that died that day and the families and friends that were adversely effected,” said Werner.
 
To see the full schedule of events, visit cville9-11.org.
 
Over 300 people have already registered to participate Saturday morning in the Stephen Tillers Tunnel to Towers 5K run, which starts at University Hall. Stephen Tillers was a firefighter who ran from Brooklyn to the World Trade Center, where he died.
 
Sunday’s activities at the Downtown Mall include a National Guard fly-over, a parade of honor, a commemorative ceremony, and a display of emergency equipment. Werner said his interest in organizing the event was to encourage careers in public service and promote community-based volunteerism.
 
“It’s the largest display of emergency service equipment in the 34 years I’ve been here. It’s a chance for people to see these vehicles and the people who work in these organizations and it’s all tied to the opportunity for people to volunteer or explore careers in the various service organizations,” Werner said.
 
Werner said he was motivated to take a role in planning a community remembrance because he remembers feeling the way the country came together in the wake of the attacks and wants to revive that spirit.
 
“It seemed to me that this was an appropriate time for us—for lack of a better term—to rally around the flag. To come together with a sense of unity as a community and as a country, to take the losses we suffered that day and to make something meaningful out of it,” Werner said.