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University revamps ID system

UVA students, faculty and staff, excluding the health system, are beginning the academic year with new ID cards, and a conundrum.


Brad Sayler is concerned that UVA is now taking driver’s license info for the new IDs—another bit of personal data that could be compromised.

The cards, according to Shirley Payne, director for security coordination and policy, are part of an overall initiative by the University to discontinue the usage of social security numbers. In place of these are University ID numbers, created after the bar codes on the backs of driver’s licenses are scanned (unless a passport or military ID is presented as a form of identification). This process, says Payne, "adds assurance that we are giving a card to the right person."

The conundrum is this: While the elimination of social security numbers takes care of one personal-identity security concern, the inclusion of driver’s license numbers into the University database introduces another. And UVA has had some major breaches in its recent past. It came to light in April that hackers accessed personal info, including social security numbers, of 5,735 current and former UVA faculty members. Last October, UVA’s Student Financial Services inadvertently sent 632 e-mails containing students’ personal info and social security numbers to the wrong students.

Not surprisingly, Payne says the driver’s license numbers will be kept confidential. But that doesn’t appease Brad Sayler, who’s worked for 15 years doing computer support for the civil engineering department. The University has "taken two steps forward and one step back," in Sayler’s opinion. "The University’s track record clearly indicates that they don’t have the ability to stop all hack attempts," he says.

But there’s more to Sayler’s beef than concerns about security. "They’re not telling that they’re adding [driver’s license numbers] to the database," he says. "That’s what’s so disconcerting about the whole thing." He doesn’t understand why the University needs to store the numbers. "Why can’t they just look at the driver’s license?" Sayler wonders.

And there’s something else the University isn’t publicizing: the fact that upon an individual’s request, the scanned information will be removed from the database. After hearing second-hand from an ITC representative that this was possible, Sayler himself returned to Sponsors Hall, where the ID cards are distributed, and had his information removed. Still, he says, "there’s no way of verifying that it actually was taken off."

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New book scrutinizes Rutherford Institute

The Charlottesville-based Rutherford Institute, a public interest law firm that assists conservative Christian causes, is the subject of a new book, Suing for America’s Soul. Given the "red and blue" nature of America’s political consciousness, many potential readers will wonder if the book is biased in any way. "For a historian like me I think that objectivity is, at best, a goal to be sought but never reached. I always try to be fair in my scholarship," says author R. Jonathan Moore.


John Whitehead, founder of the locally based Rutherford Institute, gives a new book about the public interest law firm an "A" (with a few asterisks)

Quite a few things surprised Moore as he researched the book. The media often lumps Rutherford founder John Whitehead together with Christian Reconstructionism and other religious conservatives who want America to be a Christian theocracy. "However," Moore says, "his goals are much less ambitious, much more realistic and—from the perspective of outsiders—much less threatening. He wants Christians to have a fair shake in the marketplace of ideas."

Moore also found that Whitehead’s critique of Western culture, however debatable his opinions might seem, is broader than is often assumed: "When The Rutherford Institute takes up the cause of, say, a school teacher who has been told she can’t wear a crucifix necklace, this reflects Whitehead’s alarm about the encroachment of secularism upon personal freedoms." Moore says the Institute’s lawyers are disposed to argue that their client deserves to win his case because Christians are "just another special interest group—such as racial minorities, or women—that deserve equal rights in the public sphere."

So what does Whitehead himself think of the book? Though he doesn’t agree with all of Moore’s conclusions, he welcomes how the diligent scholarship illuminates the Institute’s uncommon impact on evangelical Protestantism. "It’s important," he says, "because it’s the first book that documents how it all began. It’s accurate in how it details the growth." He does wish that Moore had interviewed him, so that, he says, a few aspects of the book would have been more fine-tuned, such as how the Institute, founded in 1982, had a direct influence on some of the mirror groups that have formed around the country. "They’re more than clones," he says. Whitehead also strongly declares that Moore mischaracterizes the Paula Jones lawsuit against Bill Clinton, which first brought the Institute into the public eye, as an act of desperation.

But a few criticisms don’t stop Whitehead from recommending the book. "If I were a teacher," he says, "I would give it an ‘A.’"

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These Things Ain't Gonna Smoke Themselves

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It’s not too much of an exaggeration to say that every Thursday afternoon, the C-VILLE editorial staff holds its collective breath. That’s when Emily Flake sends in her latest "Lulu Eightball" comic, and it becomes clear what perverse subversions—or whatever you want to call them—we’ll be printing in the following week’s paper for all of our fair city to see. However, it’s a great comfort to know that many of our readers think said subversions are drop-dead hilarious.

Take the comic with the banner "Features of the iPhone" from a recent issue: In one of the panels, Flake writes, "Secret keystroke summons Steve Jobs [co-founder of Apple]; obligates him to perform sex act." Above it is a drawing of an average female user saying, "That was fast," and a drawing of Jobs saying, "Yup. So why’re you still dressed?"  Flake doesn’t have a twisted mind. Rather, she cuts straight to taboos, and through them generates takes on life that seem both sinister and sincere. Flake’s right—isn’t she?—that sexual power and business power are in bed together somewhere in the recesses of the human psyche.

Smoking, once a cultural norm, is now essentially a taboo subject. And so there’s no one better than Flake to get to the heart of the drama of an addicted smoker trying her damndest to quit. These Things Ain’t Gonna Smoke Themselves is a longer version of a "Lulu"-style cartoon piece titled "Smoke Break," which C-VILLE published last year.

True to form, These Things is drop-dead hilarious—as hilarious as a book that’s about the good chance that a smoker might drop dead from her allegiance to a nasty vice can be. Flake expertly intersperses information about the dangers of smoking with jokes, often within the same panel. In one, under a drawing of a haggard, stooping, gap-toothed woman saying, "Wheeze…wheeze… will-you-make-out-with-me? Wheeze…wheeze," are the words: Emphysema, receding gums, fertility problems, stroke—all shit you can get from smoking." This dual approach ensures that the book comes across as neither too flippant nor too curmudgeonly. Smokers will feel pleasantly reprimanded and maybe even teased into kicking the habit. Nonsmokers will get a kick out of feeling like saints. And plain ol’ general "Lulu" fans will rejoice anew over Flake’s versatile talent.

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Teach your children


Best Scandal: "Party parents."

We admit it: The word "best" right next to the word "scandal" is an admission of sorts that the media often runs on spice over substance. Who can blame those C-VILLE readers who were titillated by our reporting on the Albemarle County parents, George Robinson and Elisa Kelly, who got 27 months in the slammer for serving alcohol to teenagers?

But when we asked some people who voted for this story to provide a reason for their choice, Craig S. Travis’ response reminded us that "scandal" can be a synonym for "deadly serious." Here’s what he had to say:

"It was scandalous because it was secretive and I fear more widespread than we know in our ever-changing parent/children relationships. Become their friend and buddy after they turn 21 and are legally adults—’til then be a parent. Parenting is a powerful, everlasting endeavor that forever develops the youth under our supervision to do the right things or go another direction."

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The road everyone took

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall—
That’s ol’ Robert Frost, so let’s start again.
No one there is who doesn’t love the Mall—
Meaning, of course, the Downtown Mall, where ten

Nick Nichols nature photos hung from trees
To boost The Festival of the Photograph.
That must be why the Festival won with ease
The Best Art Show category. Do the math:

We didn’t have to go to it; it came to us.
Or was it the rumpus over the chimp’s penis
In one of Nick’s pics? No, it seems obvious
It was the photos of Sally Mann—that genius.

Whatever the reason, no doubt the Festival
Of the Photograph, like the Festival
Of the Book, is part of Charlottesville’s heart.
So what’s next? Even though it sounds dull,

We vote for The Festival of the Festival.

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The evolution of the window

I do believe cavemen (I’m sorry—cavepeople) would have grooved to many of the old houses in Charlottesville. There are windows in most or all the rooms, but they don’t amount to much. Each one contains about as much of a vista as a porthole. To extend the metaphor further, draw the blinds in the middle of the day and you feel like you’ve begun descending to the bottom of the ocean, where only finned creatures equipped with some sort of sonar dare to dwell.

Is the situation really as bad as all that? It is if you have lived with it over time, and have long ceased to care how cozy the house is when winter winds blast the largely unseen trees outside, and have grown increasingly weary of feeling cheated out of a full view of your carefully landscaped/lovingly tended back yard/garden while preparing springtime meals in your kitchen.

I’m talking now of a friend of mine who, in a theoretical partnership with the outside world, theoretically expanded the square footage of her house by making nearly the whole back wall of her kitchen see-through—a glass door between two large windows. Her back yard is now part of the house, the way a dog or a cat is part of a family, and not like a loose appendage that disappears when she goes back inside.

So happy she is with her new arrangement that she looks back upon the construction of it as a kind of pagan (or post-cavepeople) ritual. The Great Sun God must scratch and claw to get in through the measly kitchen window? Then create a pathway so big that He or She or It won’t have to expend any effort at all.

Which, in this case, was done with a sledge-hammer, that blunt instrument that harkens back to hairier days and can’t be improved upon—the process of evolution has been strewn with so many needless excesses. Oh the thrill as she made massive dents in the sheetrock with wild abandon. While being careful not to hit any wires, of course. One can’t abandon civilization altogether, can one? And what could be more civilized than inviting some friends over and enlisting each one to take a ceremonial whack?

But then it was up to her alone to do most of the nasty work of getting the space prepared for its new windows, like using a crowbar (another basic classic) to pull all the studs out, using a reciprocating saw ("Huh?" you can imagine a cavewoman grunting) to cut through the nails, and hauling all the rubble to the dump.  

Now it was time to get her budget contractor in to do what she hoped and prayed would be a professional job. Before she could find out, though, she had to endure a slew of unsolicited grousing from the guy. "The whole back wall?.." "The door’s too big, it’s all too big…" "You’re crazy…" "I’m a man, you’re a woman, I’m right…" He didn’t actually say the last one, but he might as well have. "Ah, just shut up and work," she didn’t actually say.

Lo and behold: When the final stage of the ritual was complete, he conceded that the whole idea hadn’t been a grievous error. Yes, through a thick layer of testosterone, and with a healthy layer of sunlight flush on his sweaty brow while he was standing inside the house, he actually said, "I like it."

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The Virginia Quarterly Review

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Let’s begin at the end. The final piece in the latest Virginia Quarterly Review is John T. Casteen IV’s incisive look at Poetry magazine’s long, strange trip since Indianapolis heiress Ruth Lilly bestowed some $200 million to it in 2002 and the young Christian Wiman took over as editor. Casteen compares the general voice of Poetry’s current brand of criticism to the notoriously surly (add Casteen’s words, “arrogant, masturbatory, spiteful”) reviews of poet William Logan.

Vine, thanks, how are you: Al Schornberg drinks to the future of the Virginia wine industry at the opening of his new tasting room at Keswick Vineyards.

As it turns out, flip back a few pages from Casteen’s piece and you’ll find one of those said reviews—Logan’s painstaking (read: painful) deconstruction (read: demolition) of Thomas Pynchon’s new novel, Against the Day. Logan immediately gets off on the wrong foot by calling the novel “untidy.” As anyone who’s read Pynchon’s spasmodically evolving mock-narratives knows, that’s like chiding Little Orphan Annie for having red hair. Logan then goes on to go after the book’s verisimilitude (his word), when Pynchon’s writing always deliberately exists on the fringes of reality. Logan is too smart to not be aware of this fact, but once he locks onto a line of attack there’s no stopping him. He can’t seem to find even a tiny, cobwebbed corner of his peevish mind for the book’s cunning humor. At least he eventually gets around to praising Pynchon’s style (“passages of consummate beauty”). But that’s before he supplies a dizzying array of near-dismissals of Pynchon’s talent and legacy.

Consummate beauty is in short supply in this issue’s four short stories. While their clear narratives work as a necessary counterbalance to the brazen inventiveness of artists like Pynchon, the writing itself is as stagnant and colorless as Pynchon’s is fertile and revelatory. Even the celebrated Mario Vargas Llosa’s luminous details aren’t sung to the tune of a style that flows and enchants.

The poetry in this issue steps in to fill that void. Edward Hirsch’s claims for the greatness of Jirí Orten in his introduction to the late Czech poet’s work don’t quite pan out, but there are plenty of other choices, such as two examples of Marianne Boruch’s supple approach to personal narrative and Robin Ekiss’ clear yet suggestive “Mozart’s Mother’s Bones.”

Several more treasures await the reader: Burke Butler’s terse, tense memoir of her father, Adam Kirsch’s finely tuned essay on Yeats, Pound, Auden and the Modernist ideal, Michael Collier’s fascinating overview of the journals of Louise Bogan, and—if you begin at the beginning—a series of unconventional photos and articles on Iraq.

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Ma vie en plastique

Here’s one general way to describe my life:

Go to CVS for decongestants and a birthday card—acquire plastic bag.

Go to Best Buy for the DVD and the soundtrack to my latest favorite movie, Terrence Malick’s The New World—acquire plastic bag.

Go to Giant for weekly supply of groceries—acquire several plastic bags.

Go to Blue Ridge County Store for a sandwich and a yogurt—acquire plastic bag.

Go to Barnes & Noble for latest gargantuan novel by Thomas Pynchon—acquire plastic bag.

Go to…

O.K., O.K., you get the idea (and I have a sneaking suspicion that most of your lives can be described in the same manner). I’ve got cupboards and drawers full of the things. Parts of my house are like mock landfills. Have I no shame?

I’m not one of those people who remember their dreams, but I can easily imagine that I’ve had a recurring one over the years that goes something like this: I’m standing next to a burial mound of plastic bags, blast of cold wind after blast of cold wind hitting them so that they make a sound like a death rattle. I look down at my feet and see Freud tying my legs together with a bag blown loose from the mound. Then I look over my shoulder and see Jung tying my hands via the same method. Both men are cackling in their own way at how easy this dream is to interpret. Then Al Gore approaches and administers the finishing touch by slipping one of the offending bags over my head.

I do have a little shame that allows me to think about the problem fairly rationally. How about refusing to accept them in the first place? I’m sort of proud to say that I have managed that a few times—especially when the purchases are easy to carry. But most of the time I’m hypnotized by the rustling sound of goods making their way into their temporary home. The process is over before I know it. There’s also the matter of how some cashiers seem so hurt if I just say no. “Naked like that?” their eyes seem to say, as if I’m suggesting polar bears should get sheared like sheep.

How about recycling? I have on more than one occasion brought a grocery-cart-sized load of plastic bags back to the grocery store. But somehow that activity seems futile in the long run, like keeping global warming from increasing but not making it decrease.

Why don’t I use a reusable bag? I’m wary of coming across as an environmental lunatic. But shouldn’t we all be stark raving mad in that respect these days?

Apparently, I’m not alone in taking the largely comatose approach to environmental consciousness. Some retail outfits, such as IKEA, have put in place something akin to electroshock therapy: charging a nickel for plastic bags to discourage their use. IKEA’s initiative is called “bag the plastic bag” (shoot, they beat us to the clever phrase—it would have been the perfect headline for this article).

For Wales, such a step is mere child’s play. Just last month, that country, dizzy from the fact that the U.K. uses 8 billion plastic bags each year, made a move to ban them altogether by next March. The Assembly Government in Wales sees it as a sister-measure to their public-smoking ban.

Would I pay 5 cents for every plastic bag I now have in my house? I think I’d rather uproot my whole life and move to Wales. The bottom line: I’m waiting for retail stores to take a small step or government-types to take a big step and force me to stop being a complete jerk.

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Back trouble

You are about to read the first-ever “Back Porch” that’s actually about a back porch.

And if that weren’t exciting enough, it’s about my back porch, which is one of the feeblest and saddest structures on the face of the earth.

Maybe you know where I’m coming from. When renovating a house, the interior comes first. You may not be able to catch some rays while reclining on a deck chair or fire up a Hibachi in your bathroom, but that space is pretty high up on the human-necessity-chain. The second big priority is the exterior of the house—the siding, the windows, the roof. If at that point you run out of money, or if the energy you’ve put into either doing the work yourself or enduring the presence of strange, sweaty people with tool belts in your house, has sapped you of the will to live, outside spaces such as your back porch take a back seat. You don’t really need it. You can just forget it.

Except that it’s always there, like the rotting deck of a long-retired whaling ship, reminding you that your new day hasn’t quite yet dawned.

Simile and metaphor—I need them to describe the…thing…that lurks just outside my back door. No, not a thing. A creature. An indoor cat or dog crying to come in. But no fur. Skin sunburnt and peeling. Buckets of old rain and sheets of old sleet and snow in its pores. Bones coming undone, and not with a creak, but a shriek. 

I remember all too well the moment the guy who was working on my siding nodded toward the porch and said, “You’re going to have to do something about that, my friend.” He wasn’t my friend, but he was right. “After everything else is done,” I said, a lie so transparent that he couldn’t help but chuckle kindly. I wanted to explain to him that I was a shepherd who had only one lost sheep on my hands—only one, that’s all. But of course I couldn’t.

I’m a bit saner now. I feel I can think more clearly. Here’s what I could do: tear the whole thing down. That would be doing “something about that,” right? And yet I can’t bring myself to wrap my hands around the handle of a sledgehammer and let ‘er rip, and haul away the rubble and create a blank hole in the fabric of my real estate venture.  Maybe I’m mentally—if not financially—ready to transform the decrepit sheep and welcome it into the comely flock. To do the right thing. To do good.  
 

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In the Streets of Vinegar Hill

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The English poet Philip Larkin once remarked, “Form is nothing. Content is everything.” Sounds straightforward enough—except that Larkin was famous for writing poems that are both formally pleasing as well as chock full of substance. The cheeky bastard was just trying to be clever.

Most readers would stand by the notion that good writing involves a dynamic partnership between the content and the way it’s presented. Nevertheless, most readers would also concede that books do come along that demand attention despite their surface flaws.


Law and order in Charlottesville: William A. James, Sr. uses fiction to cut straight to the core of racial tension in his latest novel, In The Streets of Vinegar Hill.

Such a book is Charlottesville resident William A. James, Sr.’s novel In the Streets of Vinegar Hill. Through the eyes of Gabe Owens, a Fluvanna County teenager who moves to Charlottesville, it tells the story of the buildup to the demolition of the Vinegar Hill neighborhood in 1963, precipitated, according to James, by the murder of a UVA student, which was essentially blamed on all the blacks living on “Hill.” The demolition, planned by City Council, was less about the murder and more about a thinly disguised excuse to get rid of a “slum” that was so close to the Downtown area.

Who ever talks about this event anymore? No one but James, it seems, and casting the past as fiction is the best way to light a fire in our city’s consciousness.

James is the author of several nonfiction books and one other novel (a prequel of sorts, the introduction rather awkwardly informs us) to Streets, and there’s a forcefulness to his writing that can be compelling—he knows what he wants to say and cuts through all the fog and just says it. But discerning readers may see his approach as coming at the expense of technique. A lack of fine detail leads to sentimentality; scenes come and go quickly with little scene painting; the sentences at times seem hurried, built on clichés rather than painstakingly chosen images or ideas.

Still, James has put a lot of intelligent work into creating a vast panoramic of a bygone era in 150 fast-moving pages. More importantly, in terms of illuminating this city’s identity, the content he’s nurtured is not just something—it’s everything.