My kingdom for an internet!

Yeah, I know — where is your faithful blogger when you need her? The convention is so immense, I have a constant sense of needing to be everywhere at once, and frustration that the laws of physics do not allow this. If I’m sitting in my assigned area in the main hall, I can’t blog live, and your view on TV is better than mine (if lacking the wicked cool atmospherics). Also, I’m surrounded by stone-faced writers who don’t make much conversation. Maybe I’ve been hanging out with too many amiable cartoonists. I plan to spend more time roaming around the hall today, now that I’ve more or less got my bearings.

Lots of reporters are, in fact, covering the event (at least partly) from remote places — here are a couple shots from the Blogger’s Lounge press filing area last night:


Reporters giving their readers that "From a TV really close to the event" experience

While there, I sat next to a blogger from Democratic Underground who was also having internet issues. Would it really be so hard to blanket the hall with free wireless for the media? I’d take that over the tote bag, nice as it is.

Entering Pepsi

Can I just say having to use the word "Pepsi" all day long is making me feel slightly tawdry?


Hope springs eternal outside Pepsi Center

Two words describe the experience of walking into the Center: sensory overload. The lobby is a sea of bodies, all trying to go different directions. I could barely move without whacking people with my backpack. I finally made my way into the main hall, which I have to say is pretty damn exciting the first time you do it. The dazzling spectacle below takes your breath; it’s like being on the deck of a starship looking out at, uh, a really big political convention in outer space.

My view from the altitudinous Periodical Press Gallery:

The stage is on the left; my view is from slightly behind. If you look really closely, you’ll see the podium — and if you look really REALLY closely, you’ll see Nancy Pelosi standing behind it giving her speech, I swear! (Pelosi: "McCain has experience… being WRONG." Not bad.)

A couple notable sightings: at one point, Jimmy Carter walked right past me in the hallway. Also outside the main hall, correspondent Andrea Mitchell politely said "excuse me" and walked right under my nose. She’s very petite.

Protesters? What Protesters?

Even for someone with a media pass, getting close to Pepsi Center was a challenge.

The light rail stop at Pepsi Center is closed, meaning I had to get off at Invesco Field and walk through a warren of fences and concrete barriers to reach the convention. Feeling like the proverbial mouse in a maze, I had to ask cops how to get out at multiple points. Below is a major highway sealed off, something you don’t get to see very often. It felt a bit eerie and post-apocalyptic.

I passed a lonely-looking parking lot that a bystander informed me was one of the free-speech zones. There were about 5 people gathered there, looking like they were about to do something. The day before, a bunch of anarchist types raised a ruckus on the pedestrian mall (yes, they have one here too — but ours is better). On Sunday, about a thousand protesters briefly shut down access to Pepsi Center, but the only sign of them I saw last night was downtown, several blocks away from the convention. A street had been shut down to accommodate them, causing my exasperated cab driver to say "they need a good whoopin’."

While security seems very tight around the perimeter of the Center, getting through the main checkpoint to the building was remarkably quick — much quicker than many airport lines I’ve been through.

The Bayou Comes to Denver

Before I get to today’s happenings, I wanted to share a few photos from last night’s Friends of New Orleans party, a concert and fundraiser boasting a bevy of blues musicians at the Fillmore. High rollers paid $500 a head to get in; the place was filled with folks who looked and smelled nice (hey, I notice these things). Singer-songwriter-deity Randy Newman performed a couple numbers including, appropriately enough, "Louisiana 1927." Here’s a bit more background about the event.

Performer at Friends of New Orleans party
Best-dressed: A Wild Tchoupitoulas Mardi Gras Indian

Randy Newman with a tuba behind his head, performing with Terrence Blanchard.


Did you know Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius’s son is a hottie who looks like Anders from Battlestar Galactica? Now you do.

His Baldness James Carville being interviewed outside of the Fillmore.

Speaking of music, let me just say the house band here at the convention is absolutely smokin’. Earlier this evening they ripped through Lenny Kravitz’s "Are you Gonna Go My Way," something I suspect you won’t hear at the Republican  convention. That was followed up by James Brown’s "Funky Good Time," which by all accounts is what people seem to be having here.

Greetings From Pepsi Center

Right now I’m sitting down in the bowels of Pepsi Center in a gymnasium that has been converted into a press filing center. Apologies for the silence today — internet access has not been nearly as easy to come across as I thought it would be. Earlier I was taking in the spectacle from my mile-high seat here in the mile-high city, but alas there is no free wifi in the main hall in the Periodical Press Gallery where I’m seated (though there’s apparently a press filing station somewhere that I plan to jump on tomorrow). The internet gods seem to be smiling on me now, so I’m going to make digital hay while the sun shines. Or something. Stay tuned.

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

The big party for all media covering the DNC was held Saturday night at Elitch Gardens, an amusement park that combines the aesthetics of the Old West, ski resorts, and Coney Island into one very kitschy package. I met up with my colleagues Tom Tomorrow (whose "This Modern World" also appears in C-VILLE) and Kenny Be, house cartoonist  for Denver’s altweekly, Westword. We doodlers tend to stick together at any event, and the DNC is no exception. Here are some highlights from our meandering:

Elitch Gardens
Entrance to the festivities dotted with large men
 Cops at Elitch Gardens
Cops outside of Elitch Gardens. Security seemed pretty reasonable — then again, does anyone care about Tilt-a-Whirl-riding bloggers?
Baroque vehicle
A rather baroque contraption. Perhaps we’ll all be riding these after peak oil.


Media and local VIPs snarfing free grub

Jen and Lisa
Yours truly won a Lisa Simpson doll at a "Guess Your Age?" booth. Dude guessed too high!

waste recepticle
The waste receptacles were somewhat complicated affairs, complete with volunteers to guide your trash into the right hole. Beer cups = compost? Who knew?

Kenny Be and volunteer Westword cartoonist Kenny Be wearing my Lisa Simpson plush toy under his shirt, being swatted with nunchucks by a waste receptacle volunteer (don’t ask).

Human-sized snow globe
Tom Tomorrow and your hostess eerily illuminated inside a giant snow globe (yes, I’m a sucker for corny promotions).

previous posts!
So Who Am I and What Am I Doing Here?
Welcome to Denver

So Who Am I and What Am I Doing Here?

Before getting on with things, I thought I’d introduce myself. I draw the comic strip "Slowpoke" which you can read every week in the print edition of C-VILLE. In my spare time I’m also something of a blogger, writing mostly about politics and my cartoons on my own website. As pleasant as it is for us cartoonists to work from home in our undergarments, every so often it’s good for us to wash the ink off our hands, put some damn clothes on, and view our subjects in the flesh. I’m decidedly stoked to be doing that in Denver this week.

Those of you who are familiar with my work will know that I’m coming from a political perspective — though I was more or less agnostic about the Democratic primaries, and don’t consider myself an Obama (or Hillary) partisan. What most interests me about this convention is how strongly the speakers manage to shatter public misconceptions about McCain — that he’s a "Maverick," a moderate, or that he somehow represents a break from Bush administration economic policy. I want to hear some good barn-burners, light on the mealy-mouthed "working together" hooey.

This week I’ll be covering events from inside Pepsi Center, where the first three days of the convention will take place, and from Invesco Field, where Obama is set to give his historic acceptance speech on Thursday. I’ll also bring you a taste of convention nightlife and tales of wackiness as said wackiness is encountered. So don’t touch that browser! It should be a fun time.

previous posts!
Welcome to Denver

Welcome to Denver

C-VILLE has landed in Denver, at the center of the convention action!

Actually, right now I’m sitting in a kid’s bedroom with little glow-in-the-dark stars and planets on the ceiling, but will be making my way to more official locales soon enough. I got to see plenty of Denver (and then some) last night on the Super Shuttle ride from the airport, which I believe dropped someone off in Wyoming before arriving at my hosts’ house.

 

Welcome sign in Denver Airport

Indications that this city is about to put on a massive party are everywhere – from the airport decorations  to the Hooters Restaurant sign informing Barack Obama “YOUR TABLE IS READY.” Hmm… could Hooters possibly be a tentacle of McCain’s “Hot Chicks Dig Obama” campaign, or was that just Hooters being Hooters? I’m guessing the latter.

Next stop: Journos in FunLand!