All right, so you may not have attended “Mr. Jefferson’s University” as an undergrad. Maybe you don’t have a “degree,” or a “job,” but that doesn’t mean you can’t come out and join the celebration during Finals Weekend 2006. And why not show a little love for the grads? It’s not like this is Durham or something.
But forget standing around the Academical Village, wrestling your way through a crowd to watch Missy, Muffy and Carter T. Lawnington receive their diplomas on Sunday, May 21. You’d have much more fun standing around the Academical Village, wrestling your way through a crowd to watch author and journalist Tom Wolfe address the Class of 2006 at Valedictory Exercises on Saturday, May 20, at 11am on the Lawn.
Anyone can come and watch, but seating is given first to graduates and ticket holders, so space will be limited. Not that you should let that keep you away, of course. Wolfe famously helped establish New Journalism and has coined a word or two in his day—but every horny undergrad in attendance will be tuned in to the man who authored Hooking Up in 2001 and I Am Charlotte Simmons in 2004. Both pieces investigate the hyper-charged libidos of the modern American college campus, and nothing says “graduation night final fling” like a 76-year-old in a white suit.
Radical chic, indeed.—Steven Schiff
Author: steven-schiff
Hoos news gets serious
For the past year, juniors Josh Cincinnati and Mostafa Abdelkarim have lampooned all things Wahoo on their Internet broadcast “Hoos News.” The show is a “Daily Show”-inspired biweekly update on UVA life and current events. Cincinnati anchors with sardonic riffs on headlines, and Abdelkarim reports from the field, conducting improvised interviews with a Little Tykes microphone and a Steven Colbert-meets-Guy Smiley newsman voice.
The most recent episode, however, was bereft of the usual off-the-cuff riffs and ad lib hysteria. When it aired on Monday, April 17, the unusually sedate show featured interviews with grown-up types including UVA faculty and even Congressional candidate Al Weed.
“Sometimes there are extenuating circumstances where you have to go out and be serious about a story, and this was one of those times,” Cincinnati explains. Adds Abdelkarim, “We want to make clear to the community that we’re also here to serve them. Whether the stories be offbeat or not, we report on the news.”
This line between fake news and genuine credibility has been toed before—just ask Jon Stewart. In a 2004 poll by the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press, 21 percent of people ages 18 to 29 revealed that they regularly learned about presidential campaign news from “The Daily Show.”
Like “The Daily Show,” which posts highlights and behind-the-scenes clips on the Web, “Hoos News” has benefited from its tech-savvy creators. Recognizing the limitations of UVA’s cable channel, WHOO-TV, Abdelkarim suggested broadcasting the show online. Their website (www.hoos news.com) provides links to QuickTime, Google Video and iTunes podcast versions of every episode.
“We’ve gotten random people commenting on the show from Chesapeake, from California,” said Abdelkarim. “Strange stalkerish people, but that doesn’t change the fact that they managed to find the show and get interested in it.”
“Hoos News” also recently became an official Contracted Independent Organization (CIO) at UVA—a major organizational step towards moving the show into the mainstream, and helping ensure its life after its creators have graduated.
Having said all that, both Cincinnati and Abdelkarim acknowledge that the show’s usual and preferred M.O. continues to be comedy. “The real goal for me,” says Cincinnati “is 10 years down the line I come back to UVA and I see the show is still going without any of us here—the momentum that we built has kept it alive to the point where I can go home, use iTunes version 11.5 and download a podcast to get my biweekly UVA update from a show that I helped create. That would make me really happy.”—Steven Schiff
Fight club
Recalling the exact moment when he was inspired to turn the hills and forests around Charlottesville into a blood-splattered battlefield, where armed horsemen, martial-arts madmen and men with laser guns hunt humans for sport, David Lee Stewart cracks a smile and chuckles, “I guess it started with a cave.”
Rest easy, Buckingham County residents. All of the aforementioned characters are safely confined to the silver screen (Except maybe those martial-arts men. I’m pretty sure the trees around here are crawling with ninjas).
Set to make its public debut at this year’s Blue Ridge-Southwest Virginia Vision Film Festival in Roanoke on April 20, Confinement is the latest feature length offering (following 2001’s Concealment) from Stewart, a UVA computer-support employee, amateur spelunker and budding independent filmmaker.
“It was surreal and it was bizarre,” Stewart says of his first experience exploring the cave near the West Virginia border. “We’re crawling around with hard hats and flashlights way under the ground. [My friend] is walking around showing me all the cool things inside the cave and I’m secretly thinking, ‘How I could I use this in a movie?’”
The location dovetailed perfectly with an idea that Stewart had been kicking around for years: a survival tale involving people being hunted in a battle arena (a la the ’30s horror classic The Most Dangerous Game). And so Confinement was born.
Now—three years, one police encounter and countless gallons of costume blood later—Stewart finally has time to relax and reminisce, chuckling over the travails of amateur filmmaking. Shooting in his spare time, and with little or no budget, Stewart had to rely on family and friends in lieu of professional actors. This keep-it-in-the-family approach was not only cheap, but also allowed Stewart an opportunity for a little Freudian venting. “I even gave my mom a cameo,” he says with a devilish grin. “She got shot with an arrow in the head.”
Despite budget restrictions, Stewart worked hard to achieve a high level of professionalism, meticulously choreographing the movie’s stunts and fight scenes (“We did full contact, except for face,” he says), and rendering the film’s polished special effects on his home computer. Of course, shooting on location without a permit—even in a cave—presents problems of its own. The production was interrupted several times—most memorably when local police and park rangers, sweeping the forest for weekend drunks, found Stewart and company toting realistic-looking prop rifles. The cops insisted that the “weapons” be put away, and the incident delayed shooting nearly three hours.
But then, no one ever said that being the next Steven Spielberg (or even Roger Corman) would be easy. And Stewart certainly doesn’t plan to slow his march to splatter-film greatness any time soon: After Confinement finishes its festival rounds he’ll seek a distribution deal before moving on to his next project, Containment, which will also be shot in Charlottesville.