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Zen and the art of Monkeyclaus maintenance

In 1995, on a couch in Boston, Peter Agelasto sat up suddenly and said, “Monkeyclaus! That’s what I’m going to do with the rest of my life!” He then went to India to try and figure out what that meant.


Going bananas: Matthew Clark (left) and Abel Okugawa (right) behind the boards for a recording session at Monkeyclaus. Bands occasionally let their inner animals out to participate in a live recording/interview/social event, dubbed a "Monkey Session" by founder Peter Agelasto. 

“Monkey” refers to Hanuman, the Hindu monkey god, and “Claus” refers to Jolly ol’ Saint Nick. Peter tells me that his Greek surname means “One who doesn’t smile,” and this is the worst misnomer I can imagine. Right now Peter Agelasto, founder and CEO of Monkeyclaus, is doing nothing but smiling as he tries to explain to me just what it is he’s doing out here.

What’s a "Monkeysession?" Take a listen:

"Monkeysession" Skeletons and the Kings of All Cities, NPR style piece:

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Listen to songs by various artists recorded in the Monkeyclaus studio:

Thanksgiving by Abel Okugawa and Loren Oppenheimer

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"Dead Bird on My Shoulder" by Bobby St. Ours

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"WW4" by Casa de Chihuahua

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"Plaguebreaker" by Horsefang

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"Aguas de Fonte" Jose Maria & the Clinch Fado Boys

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Courtesy of Monkeyclaus – Thank you!

Let’s be more specific. By “now” I mean April 30, 2007, and by “here” I mean in Nelson County, past Nellysford, down the road from where Agelasto spent much of his childhood. Ten years ago, with the help of 100-plus volunteers, he built the small, wooden, barn-like structure that is Monkeyclaus Recording Studio. With at least one-quarter of it made from recycled material, it’s all golden wood and carved sculptural details. The area where the band plays has translucent plastic panels that let in sunlight and make you feel like you’re in the open air. The recording equipment is awesomely complicated; with high-tech mixing boards and brand new computers, all encased in unfinished wood and adorned with monkey statues.

Already a recording studio, Monkeyclaus will soon be a record label, too. It also calls itself a “music distributor and social movement.” Since its birth in 1998, hundreds of bands have been through to record, from Portland, Oregon’s Jackie-O Mother Fucker, to Charlottesville’s own Sarah White. There are plans for expansion; a covered loading dock, a concert stage and an outdoor movie screen. Not unexpectedly, Monkeyclaus want to develop wind and solar power and eventually get “off the grid.”

Today Skeleton & The Kings of All Cities is here from New York for a “Monkey Session”—a freewheeling, multimedia, hanging-out kind of thing. To date there have been only five Monkey Sessions, and for a band it’s an incredible opportunity, more than the average pay-to-play experience. A band gets to professionally record their songs live in the studio, and then the music (plus video footage and an interview) is posted on the Monkeyclaus website (www.monkeyclaus.org). For free. Plus they get to hang out in the mountains for pretty much as long as they want. (In 2001 the band Cavesluts from Shenzen, China, stayed for 352 days.) What does Monkeyclaus get? “Content,” which they can sell and syndicate.

Peter starts talking when I first step into the office above the studio, and he never really stops: All day we engage in a careening conversation that pauses as we each wander off and resumes in the general vicinity of where we left off as soon as we run into each other again. At first I think he must be a little bit mad, with his shaggy hair and swashbuckler’s goatee. He talks about “The law of fragmented supply and demand.” He has a cat named Mad Kong who was, he says, born dead. He quotes Albert Einstein and wonders about the power of the “Imagination Economy.” What in the name of all that is holy is going on at Monkeyclaus?

It’s more than just recording music, obviously. After a “wandering Holy Man” told Peter, “You need to get involved in the Internet” he got his first e-mail address. Eventually he entered the post-Napster music world, part of the “Web 2.0,” what Peter calls the “web of participation.”

To talk to Peter Agelasto is to approach the Zen idea of the mind as a chattering monkey. Not that he’s hyper, he just has a lot to say about how he’s trying to create a new way of delivering content to an audience, a new way of joining musicians and music lovers. “Meaning comes from community,” he says. “What I’m looking for when I go online is a connection.” Peter’s magic formula is DIY (Do It Yourself) + DIY + DIY = DIT, Do It Together.

There’s a lot of talk around the Monkeyclause office about how what they’re doing is similar to what Sun Records or Stax Records were doing in the ’50s and ’60s—exploring personality, showcasing talent and letting bands become like family.

Enough talking, it’s about the music and by late afternoon the band is really getting into it. The Monkeyclaus recording engineer, Abel Okugawa, leans back in his chair, barefoot, staring at the controls in front of him. The drummer sweats. The singer bends at the waist, his head tremoring slightly. What else attracts bands to this place?  “The sound,” Peter says.

Which gets us to the matter of wire. Peter takes me into a side room and rifles through bins, pulling out bits of wire from the 1930s and ’40s, wire wrapped in silk, in wax, wire hand-braided from copper. Each one has a different sound, a different way of shaping and transmitting noise, and he likes to splice and plug in those different wires to see what new effects they will give.

People who dream of making things are usually obsessed with ingredients: think chefs with eggs or carpenters with wood. Peter dreams of new ways of transmission. And so, wire. And sound.

I consider how sound is relative. The sound that the band hears is passing through the microphones, into the soundproof recording booth, through all the machines, and then back out and into their headphones. Inside the glass booth, I am listening to an entirely different version of that sound, running along different wires, through different machines, to different speakers. And all of it is being run through tubes, diodes, chips and compressors. No one is listening to the actual sound, the sound in and of itself, which is somewhere down below the little engineer’s booth, in the large room of wood and sculpted foam, crawling out of the plastic windows and disappearing into the surrounding sunlight.

At the end of the day, Peter walks me out to the porch to say goodbye. “Let me leave you with this,” he says. “C-VILLE Weekly is 32 miles from Monkeyclaus. Monkeyclaus is 27 miles from space. Monkeyclaus is closer to space than it is to C-VILLE Weekly.” He pauses. “But I don’t want people to think it’s hard to drive out here.”

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Casting movies in a new light

“We’re expecting to get into Sundance soon,” Romulo “Rom” Alejandro says. The 22-year-old UVA senior has recently been talking to the head of Sony Pictures Classics and exchanging e-mails with David Gordon Green, the indie-star-turned-Hollywood-player who may be adapting John Grisham’s latest book. Alejandro tells me over coffee on the Corner about how he and other members of the student-run Filmmakers Society (FMS) have helped change the course of UVA film.


Headed for reel life: UVA senior and filmmaker Rom Alejandro is off to film school in California, but not before making a mark on UVA’s meager media studies program.

Though it’s hosted a film festival for 20 years, UVA has never seemed interested in having its film students actually make movies. The homepage for the Media Studies Program says it’s “not production-oriented.” Since 1999 the only class where any films get produced has been Kevin Everson’s cinematography class in the art department. Media studies has instead focused on “history, theory, and technology and their impact upon contemporary life.”

This may be changing. On June 1, media studies will become a full-fledged department rather than just an interdisciplinary major in the College of Arts and Sciences. Next semester, Academy Award-winner Paul Wagner will teach “Advanced Practicum in Film Production” and Hugh (Police Academy) Wilson is on board to teach screenwriting. But more than anything else, the move towards real film production at UVA may have been spearheaded by a handful of students who, outside of class, have been making large-scale, story-driven movies.

In his application to UVA, Alejandro wrote, “If media studies is our science, then film production is our lab,” but upon arrival, he found the lab lacked basic resources. At FMS’ initial meeting that year, Alejandro and fellow freshman Han West sat in a low-ceilinged, windowless room in Clemons, and stared in horror at the meager equipment spread before them: two cameras, two tripods, two mics. In the years to come, the pair organized crews, networked and raised funds, working to make FMS a kind of off-campus film school and production company.

Han West isn’t interested in making YouTube videos in a dorm room. At 21 he’s worked on several big movies, including The Departed, and he has no aversion to making commercial films. Given UVA’s tradition of teaching storytelling, it should be helping students do just that. In fact, West sees UVA creating a new liberal arts school of filmmaking. He envisions the school, removed from the influence of both Hollywood and New York, turning out filmmakers interested in mainstream movies that are grounded in cinematic tradition. “Film is the literary medium of our generation,” he says.

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In three years, FMS films have grown in size and ambition. In 2004, Jarrett Conway’s movie, AM:PM, which involved the flipping of a car, was made for several thousand dollars. Alejandro and West, along with friends Konstantin Brazhnik and Dustin Thompson, worked on that film as freshmen, and it set a precedent for the films all four would eventually craft themselves. Brazhnik made Sticks & Stones, a period film about slavery, and Alejandro’s Play Date was screened five times to a total of around 400 people, raising $1,000 for FMS. In 2005, West’s Loss of Life, utilizing a crew of 30, played its one and only time to a crowd of almost 300 (before the second screening, the film was accidentally destroyed).

Despite being credited by Alejandro as being “at the center” of everything cinematic at UVA, Kevin Everson (who has shown his movies five times at Sundance) is cautious about FMS’ current endeavors. “We’re overproducing shit [at UVA],” he tells me one day before heading to Los Angeles to screen his film Cinnamon, a feature about African-American drag racing in and around Charlottesville. “We’re not getting the content through.”

Everson feels that there’s too much focus on lots of equipment and big crews, and not enough on what is being filmed. The smaller, more experimental art films turned out by his cinematography students are, as Everson sees it, telling stories more through setting and visuals than dialogue and actors (which is perhaps fitting coming out of an art department perspective).

But Everson’s lessons are not lost on Alejandro. Roskosmos, a Kubrick-esque sci-fi epic he premiered last October, is the most ambitious film to come out of FMS, yet it’s clearly an art film. “Roskosmos is as far away from narrative as [Rom]’s ever gone,” West says, “and as far away as he will ever go.” The film just won Best Drama and the Grand Jury Prize for Best Film at Brown University’s Ivy Film Festival. “[Roskosmos] has been my calling card,” Alejandro tells me. “Had I never met Kevin I never would have made [it.]”

Having helped to shape changes at UVA, West and Alejandro are anticipating the next step in their careers as filmmakers. West is waiting to hear from the film school at New York University and Alejandro has been accepted at Cal Arts. To finish out their careers here, they’ll have a joint screening of new and old films on Wednesday, May 2 [see the trailer for Brothers Manor on c-ville.com, a film by Han West premiering May 2], undoubtedly a chance for them to reflect on the shift that is underway film-wise at UVA. Recently, on a morning break from shooting, surrounded by high-definition cameras, matte boxes, banks of lights, tripods and mics, West turned to Alejandro and said, “Did you ever think we would see the day that we would have so much available to do this?”

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"Brothers Manor" by Han West

The following trailer is courtesy of Han West. His film, "Brothers Manor," will be premiering on Wednesday, May 2nd. [Read more in this week’s C-VILLE story Casting Movies in a New Light]

 

For more work by Han West go to:
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Friendly firearms

I am with a colleague at a gun show in Richmond, talking to an ex-cop selling stun guns. I’m looking for evidence of the so-called gun show loophole: the fact that licensed dealers must conduct background checks on purchasers of guns at gun shows, but private individuals can sell their guns at the same shows with viritually no paperwork involved. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms has long believed that gun shows are the second largest source of illegally trafficked firearms. The crowd in Richmond does not disappoint for stereotypes: hunters, neo-Nazis and Goth kids in black trench coats. There are also African-American youths with cornrows and baggy clothes (two of whom are in wheel chairs), and they’re all rubbing elbows at a table loaded with cheap, legal, 9mm handguns. I ask the ex-cop what he thinks about all the kids in the crowd. “You mean the wrong type of kids,” he says with a smile.

I-95 is an infamous corridor for weapons and drugs. Cheap guns, either stolen from stores and homes, or legally purchased but unregistered, make their way from Richmond and Charlottesville to New York, where they are traded for cocaine. The New York City cops estimate that 90 percent of weapons confiscated in homicides there come from out of state; in 2001 the ATF listed Virginia as the third biggest exporter of guns used in crimes. Recently a gun that had belonged to a major coke dealer in Charlottesville was found in Miami, where someone was arrested with it at an MTV Awards show.

Back in Charlottesville, I visit the jail where a wary inmate claims that 15 years ago (when he was young, like, 16 or 17), lots of people in Charlottesville were driving guns up to New York. There a 9mm could get them an ounce of cocaine. According to local cops, before the one-gun-a-month law was passed you could buy 40 or 50 guns at a time in Virginia and sell them up north for maybe three times the retail price. Leaning back in his chair, the inmate tells me that in Charlottesville guns are still “on the street everywhere.” Despite having been charged in 2002 with possession and transportation of a firearm, he can’t, or won’t, give me more than one measly price for an illegal gun or tell me where the guns come from.

The Albemarle County Police have a display case with some of the guns they’ve confiscated from criminals, including a sawed-off shotgun, an AK-47, an AR-15, and an Uzi that was taken from a 17 year old. With the exception of the shotgun, all of these types of guns were for sale legally back at the gun show in Richmond. Standing in the crowd of gun enthusiasts and potential criminals of all colors and stripes there, I ask the ex-cop, who is excitedly firing a stun gun into the air before me, why he isn’t selling actual firearms. “I won’t sell guns to someone I wouldn’t kill,” he says. I nod knowingly, not at all clear what he means.

Street purchase

$250 for a 9mm handgun in Charlottesville, according to an inmate at the regional jail

Gun show prices for legal guns (which may or may not end up in illegal trade)

$140 for a HiPoint CF 380 pistol

$190 for a 9mm pistol

$230 for a 9mm pistol with an extra capacity magazine

$230 for a .45 pistol with a laser sight

$240 for a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun with a pistol grip and no stock
 
$330 for an AK-47 (Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947. One of the first assault rifles, and still the most popular worldwide, the AK-47 is famous for its durability, simplicity and inaccuracy.)

$330 for a MAC-11 submachine gun (Military Armament Corporation model 11. A smaller version of the MAC-10. Both guns are submachine guns whose small size and rapid rate of fire make them very difficult to control.)

$330 for a Taurus Millennium 380 pistol

$369 for a .38 special

$390 for a Taurus 9mm pistol

$589 for a .357 Magnum

$600 for a .223 caliber AR-15 (a semi-automatic rifle originally made by ArmaLight corporation and then sold to Colt. The American military adopted the AR-15 as the M16 in the early ’60s.)

$700-$1,500 for custom-made semi-automatic rifles

$11-$12 for various guides detailing how to convert semi-automatic weapons to full-auto, including the AR-15 and the MAC-11

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Coke is the real thing

Robin Williams, no stranger to nose candy, once said, “Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money.” Well, “there’s a lot of money in this town,” an inmate at our local jail told me. Now in his early 30s, he’s been selling coke in Charlottesville since he was 14. It turns out that Charlottesville is a huge coke town. Who knew? Maybe you did. It was something we heard over and over as we researched this story, that a lot of people in this genteel, bookish city are hooked on sweet cousin cocaine.

You can’t talk about illegal drugs without talking about money. Cocaine and heroin use is always measured in dollars, as in “I had a $100 a week habit.” The police invariably refer to a successful bust by the “street value” of the drugs. On the street drugs can literally function as currency. In Charlottesville, $20 to $50 worth of crack can get you a stolen laptop or DVD player, and a bag of stolen clothes can be yours for an eightball of cocaine. As my incarcerated dealer source said, “My apartment looks nice, man.”

There is a lot of money in this town, and there are a lot of drugs. Following that money and those drugs will take you from student apartments to methadone clinics, from the local jail to Downtown restaurants. We have attempted to show you what these drugs cost, what you will have to pay to obtain them. Another inmate, facing 30 years in prison for following his crack jones on a three-day binge, showed me pictures of his twin sons and told me that the price he’d paid was everything he had.

The following prices were obtained from a survey of Charlottesville-area dealers and buyers:

Marijuana
(Cannabis, a psychedelic. Prices for pot vary due to wide availability and broad range of quality.)

$5 for one blunt (a cigar where the tobacco has been replaced with marijuana)

$10 for one high quality blunt

$20 for four good quality blunts

$35-$40 (mid-quality), $50-$60 (high quality) for an eighth of an ounce

$25-$35 (mid-quality), $45-$60 (high quality) for a quarter ounce

$40-$65 (mid-quality), $100-$120 (high quality) for a half ounce

$80-$150 (low quality), $100-$200
(mid-quality), $300-$400 (high quality) for an ounce

$800-$1,200 (mid-quality) for a pound

Ecstasy
(Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, or MDMA, an euphoric stimulant. Usually sold as pills, also found in powder form. Usually swallowed..

$20-$30 for one pill

Shrooms
(Psilocybin Mushrooms, a psychedelic. Usually eaten, or brewed as tea.)

$40-$70 for a quarter ounce

LSD
(d-lysergic acid diethylamide, a psychedelic. Usually eaten in the form of liquid soaked into blotter paper or a “tab.”)

$5 for one tab

Cocaine
(Benzoylmethylecgonine, a euphoric stimulant derived from the coca plant, usually snorted, but can also be smoked or injected. Until recently most coke came to Charlottesville from New York via I-95. Now, however, Latino gangs, most notably MS-13, may be taking over. From Charlottesville, cocaine is often distributed to smaller towns like Staunton, Waynesboro, Roanoke, or High Point, North Carolina.)

$50-$100 for a gram

$150-$250 for an eightball (3.5 grams)

$600-$1,200 for an ounce

$22,000 for a kilo (1,000 grams)

Crack
(A low-quality form of freebase, or smokeable cocaine, sold on the street in rock-shaped chunks.)

$20 for a “20 bag” or “dub” (a nickel sized rock)

Heroin
(Brand name for diacetylmorphine, an euphoric painkiller derived from the opium poppy and originally trademarked by Bayer. Heroin can be injected, snorted or smoked. Heroin in Charlottesville is in the form of an off-white powder and is brought to town from Richmond. In other parts of the country, most notably the Southwest and West Coast, heroin comes from Mexico in the form of a sticky, brown/black paste, called Black Tar heroin.)

$10-$20 for a bag of powder (roughly .1 gram)

$100-$120 for a ”bundle” (usually 10 bags, roughly 1 gram)

Opioids
(Synthetic painkillers derived from or similar to chemicals found in the opium poppy.)

Vicodin
(Most common brand name for 5, 7.5, or 10mg of Hydrocodone in combination with 500, 750, or 660mg of Acetaminophen.)

$5 for one pill

Percocet
(Most common brand name for 2.5, 5, 7.5, or 10mg of Oxycodone in combination with 325, 500, or 650mg of Acetaminophen.)

$2.50-$8 for one pill

Morphine
(Potent opiate painkiller and the main active ingredient in Opium. Morphine pills come in many different dosages. The word Morphine is derived from Morpheus, the Greek god of dreams.)

$10 for a 30mg extended release pill

Oxycontin
(Oxycodone in continuous release form. Most common street versions are 40mg and 80mg pills.)
50 cents-$1 per mg or $20-$40 for a 40mg pill, $40-$80 for a 80mg pill

Methadone
(Synthetic opioid commonly used to treat addiction to other opiates, owing to its general lack of a high.)

$1 per mg

Duragesic
(Brand name for the drug Fentanyl in the form of a transdermal patch. Fentanyl is an extremely strong synthetic painkiller. Fentanyl is measured in micrograms, where 1,000 micrograms-1 milligram. Duragesic patches come in 25, 50, 75, and 100 microgram strengths. These are cut open and the gel is eaten or smoked to obtain a high).

$35-$100 per patch, depending on strength

Dilaudid
(Brand name for Hydromorphone, a potent and highly prized synthetic opiate. Available in 2, 4, and 8mg pills.)
$20 for a 2mg pill

$30-$40 a for 8mg pill

Other pharmaceuticals

Xanax
(Brand name for Alprazolam, a sedative prescribed for anti-anxiety. Available in .25, .5, 1, 2mg pills.)

$1 for a .25 “football” (so named for its shape)

$2.50-$3 for a .5mg “football”

$5-$10 for a 2mg pill or “bar” (so named for its long, rectagonal shape. Bars are easily broken and shared)

Adderall
(Brand name for an amphetamine cocktail. Commonly prescribed for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Available in 5, 7.5, 10, 12.5, 15, 20 and 30mg pills, and 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, and 30mg capsules. Usually crushed and snorted, although it’s much harder with the capsules.)

$5 for a 10mg pill

$15 for a 30mg pill

$10 for a 30mg capsule

Methamphetamine
(d-N-methylamphetamine, an euphoric stimulant. “Crystal Meth” can be smoked, snorted, or injected.)

$75-$80 for a gram

$230 for an eightball (3.5 grams)

$350 for 6g. (this price applies to Nelson County and was obtained from a Nelson County law enforcement official)

Moonshine
(Home distilled alcohol)

$50 for a gallon (price obtained from a Nelson resident)

$80 for a quart, $150 for a gallon (price obtained from a Nelson law enforcement official)

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We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

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Fourteen years, countless drunken concerts and six albums later, Isaac Brock and his band, Modest Mouse, are one of the few surviving pre-Strokes indie rock bands that still matter. On their new album, We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, much of what made them matter still thrives: Brock’s feral, coyote-on-fire voice, the rapier-sharp guitar and the Bukowski-esque lyrics. He was, and still is, the patron saint of failed young men—men who if they could just sober up and stop fighting, maybe they could be contenders.

But Brock has sobered up of late, and Modest Mouse is definitely in contention. Their previous album (2004’s Good News For People Who Love Bad News) having gone platinum, they now find themselves with videos on MTV and concerts at London’s Royal Albert Hall. Still resolutely pessimistic (see album title), but with hints of happiness creeping in, Modest Mouse now sounds like a band finally starting to believe in itself.


Good news for people who love long album titles: Modest Mouse’s latest adds direction to the group’s burgeoning dance-rock sound.

The album is solid. It shouldn’t disappoint fans that discovered the band three years ago. Like Good News, it contains plenty of the bouncy funk-rock that has been ubiquitous since bands rediscovered Television. It also marks the debut of new band member and ex-Smith, Johnny Marr (whose presence isn’t even remotely discernable).  There are some gems (notably “Parting the Sensory” and “Missed the Boat”), and Brock can’t write a dull song. But even so, something important is missing from the new Modest Mouse.

What’s gone is that unique territory Brock had previously made his own: the cold, windswept deserts and infinite highways that always remind me of my childhood and the country sky at night. The old Modest Mouse was the sound of homesickness and alienation, a giant cosmic arrow that said “You Are Here,” where “here” was precisely nowhere, and as such was the soundtrack of much of my 20s. The new Modest Mouse attempts to fill that emptiness with studied orchestration and dance beats. It’s not the same.

Buy the album, you might like it. And then listen to track 10, “Little Motel,” where, at 2:21, the guitar shatters like falling icicles, Brock singing with puffs of frozen breath, as the band enters what Joyce described as “the cold of interstellar space…the incipient intimations of proximate dawn.” In “Missed The Boat,” Brock perfectly describes the old Modest Mouse who “listened more to life’s end gong than the sound of life’s sweet bells” and “danced at [their] own wake.” In the next song he captures Modest Mouse version 2.0: “We’ve got everything down to a science, so I guess we know everything!”

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I’ve got a headache THIS BIG, and it’s got Grave Digger written all over it

“Caution,” read the neon green, perfectly painted, shiny letters on the back of the truck, “Inside lurks an alcohol drinking, fire breathing, ass kicking Monster!” A Monster Truck that is, standing 11′ and 10" high and weighing 10,000 pounds, with 5′ and 6" tall tires, the kind usually used by fertilizer spreaders, each tire weighing about 800 pounds and costing $17,000. The total package costs anywhere from $150,000 to $225,000, and with tickets to tonight’s United States Hot Rod Association (USHRA) Monster Jam set at a low, low price of $5 to $20, this two-night stand at the John Paul Jones Arena is one of the best-selling stops on the tour.

Strapped into the center of the cab, Monster Truck drivers wear helmets, fire suits, and head and neck restraints. They have steering wheels, two pedals, and not much else in the way of controls. The floorboard is clear plastic, so drivers can see where they’re going if the nose of the truck happens to be pointing straight up.

We call them Monster Trucks, but they are trucks in shape only. Above the tires there rises a complicated, four-link suspension system (giving them around 28" of wheel travel); nitrogen compression shock absorbers; a computer-designed, steel and chromium-molybdenum tube chassis; four-wheel, hydraulic steering; and a supercharged, methanol-fueled, 500-plus cubic inch engine, all encased in a fiberglass body that is shaped and painted to look like an ordinary pickup truck. The driver sits strapped into a seat in the center of the truck, helmeted, wearing a fire suit and head and neck restraints. He has a steering wheel, two pedals, and not much else in the way of controls. The floorboard is clear plastic, meaning the driver can see where he is going if the nose of the truck happens to be pointing straight up, which it quite often is.

Not at the event?

All of which is simply to say that Monster Trucks are extremely specialized and seriously weird. Before Saturday’s main event, there is a “Pit Party” allowing fans to wander down on the floor to gaze at the trucks on display in all their cartoonish glory. “Look at that paint job!” a man whispers to his buddy, a gold chain around his neck over a black t-shirt, black jeans and work boots. Both men gaze in awe at the day-glo skulls and red-veined eyes with which the trucks are adorned. Up close the trucks look like toys, albeit really big toys, and it’s hard to ignore the inherent childishness of the whole enterprise, especially when the vast majority of the Pit Party attendees are children between 3 and 12 and their parents, everyone taking innumerable pictures of the kids posed in front of the massive tires, and on the massive tires, and being told to get off the massive tires by the pit crew.

Above the pit, in the main hall, the drivers sit at tables and sign autographs, often accompanied by girlfriends and wives who chew gum and bounce their legs, occasionally getting up so that fans can stand on either side of the driver to have photographs taken with their hero. The drivers wear jeans, ball caps and race shirts; any one of them could easily be mistaken for the guy behind the counter at your local auto-parts store.

Probably the only Monster Truck your layperson can name is Bigfoot. Created by Bob Chandler in the mid-’70s to promote his 4×4 shop, Bigfoot is widely credited with being the first Monster Truck to crush cars. Throughout the 1980s Bigfoot was the ultimate symbol of The Redneck, appearing in six movies, from 1981’s Take This Job and Shove It to the 1989 hat trick of Road House, Tango and Cash and Police Academy 6: Under Siege. Bigfoot gave us the modern image of the Monster Truck, and Chandler ushered in most of the technical innovations that have made the highly customized and high-performing trucks the wrench jockey’s wet dream that they are today.

But it is another truck, Grave Digger, that has drawn families from all over the state to Charlottesville, the children clutching hand-drawn Grave Digger signs and wearing homemade Grave Digger t-shirts. At the far end of the concourse, behind a line of people that stretches well over 100′, sits Dennis Anderson, creator and lead driver of Grave Digger, and his son Adam, who will be driving the truck tonight. Grave Digger is currently celebrating its 25th anniversary and is, within the Monster Truck world, the most popular truck racing today.

Bigfoot does not race in the USHRA’s Monster Jam series, which is, numerically, the largest Monster Truck circuit. The USHRA and Monster Jam are owned by Live Nation, the $3.7 billion, Monster Truck-sized entertainment company that also owns, surprise, surprise, Grave Digger (as well as MusicToday, the Charlottesville-based company through which, undoubtedly, many of tonight’s attendees purchased their tickets online).

None of this matters to the kiddies, who shyly proffer programs and checkered flags and even dollar bills for Dennis and Adam to sign. The monster tykes are plopped down onto the table in front of 21-year-old Adam Anderson—head shaved, a large tattoo of a star on the back of his skull, another star on his right arm, and “Carolina Mafia” inked into his left—solely because he is going to be climbing behind the wheel of Grave Digger tonight and riding to car-crushing glory across the concrete floor of the arena. And for that reason he smiles, and signs autographs, and talks to the tiny fans who crowd around him, and on him, while their parents methodically snap photographs, promising their children that tonight Adam is “gonna tear it up.” Adam has lived in this world his whole life, and although he is used to the attention, “when I see myself on TV and stuff it’s kind of weird,” he says to me.  He is unable to describe what it feels like to sit 12′ in the air behind the wheel of a 10,000 pound truck and drive it over a line of cars while thousands of fans scream, except to say that “there’s nothing else like it.” It would be hard for him to know, however, because for Adam “everything I do has wheels on it.”

Down on the floor, (bpbpbpbpBPBPBP) the trucks are started as one, (Wnngrrnn grrngrrn), and holy-ever-loving-shit are they loud, (GREEEEEGRNGRNGRN), like a million chainsaws going at once, (WRHAANGGRRAANNGG) or Niagara Falls coming down on your head, (WRREEEEGUGUG RHEEEE) and the fuel stings your eyes and smells sweet like pink grapefruit, (GUN GUNGRRRRUNGUN) as all six trucks back up until they are in a row at one end of the arena (GREEEEGREEEEGUNGUN WRUNG UNGUNGRRRGEEEEEE) and shut off their engines with a sharp intake of silence and a hovering cloud of white smoke.
It’s gonna be a noisy night.

Big wheels keep on churning out plenty of moolah as young fans of the mammoths, part of the Live Nation entertainment conglomerate, bring their parents to the rallies.

A word about noise. From 10′ away human breathing measures about 10 decibels. At 100′ a jet engine measures 150dbs. Prolonged exposure to noises measuring 95dbs is considered harmful, while 120dbs can perforate an eardrum. The average rock concert measures at least 120dbs (more if indoors), and the average Monster Truck show is typically between 95 and 100dbs. A Monster Truck show feels a whole lot louder than a concert, however, perhaps because the noise at a concert is, arguably, harmonious and is sustained, whereas the noise at a Monster Truck show is sudden and, well, monstrous. It rips through the air as the trucks are turned on and surge forward, and then is instantly gone when they are turned off.

Studies have been done on the various gaseous byproducts of fuel combustion at Monster Truck shows, namely carbon dioxide, and while it’s presumably safe, the upshot of all of the studies is that there is a lot of stuff in the air, and consequently in your lungs, while you sit in your seats screaming to be heard over the massive noise of the trucks, music, announcer, and 9,999 other screaming fans.

The JPJ is not full for this event, but it’s close, a notable exception being the empty VIP suites, which seem to fill up in direct proportion to the escalating price of tickets. There is a marked absence of drunken UVA students, or urban sophisticates out enjoying a night of good clean irony. No, tonight is for the rednecks and the kids.

“Charlottesville…” the announcer “The Pistol” Pete Birnbryer says “…get ready for…” as he gets down into a fist-pumping, jet-fighter-launching stance “MONSTER JAM!” and the trucks roar into life again, and dart out with surprising agility into positions all across the floor as they are introduced, all but one, and then the arena is lit with a sick, Chernobyl-green light, as the music switches from Metallica to George Thorogood to introduce the star. Grave Digger tears out into the open floor and spins in circles with voice-of-God noise, smoke, and the stench of its melting tires.

But before the show can go any further, the lights go up. Then Lee Greenwood’s moronic “God Bless the U.S.A.” segues into the National Anthem as a Monster Flag, at least 20′ x 30′, is unfurled and made to flap and ripple by the boys who are holding it, and our mouths fill with the taste of scorched rubber.

The floor of the arena has been stripped down to bare concrete for the Monster Jam, one half left open, and one half containing two strips of already half-crushed cars, and between them an untouched minivan. There are four ostensibly different events: The Wheelie Contest, the main Monster Race (broken into a qualifying round, two heats, and a final), The Doughnut Contest and Monster Freestyle. Of these, the main race is the only one not judged by three people seemingly picked at random. But judged on what? A common criticism of Monster Truck events is that they are really not competitions at all, but are instead just big shows, like, say, pro wrestling. This is not a position that sits well with hardcore fans and drivers, who maintain that what they do is a sport like any other.

Here then is the sport of Monster Trucks: The trucks start the wheelie run about five feet behind one of the rows of five cars, hit the first car and launch up into a wheelie, bouncing up maybe seven feet into the air and then back down onto the cars. The Monster Race is basically the same thing, except that instead of being judged by a few fans, the winner is now whichever truck crosses the finish line first as they touch down on the other side of the cars.
   
Monster Trucks are huge mechanical beasts. They buck and snort around the ring, the rider controlling them with a few taps on the gas or the brake, and then, in the air, hanging on and hoping they will obey. “You’d be amazed,” Diehl Wilson, driver and creator of The Virginia Giant said earlier, “by how agile these 10,000 pound trucks are in there.” And he is absolutely right. The ability of the trucks and their drivers to negotiate sharp turns, maneuver in mid-air, land, and then come to a stop without crashing into the walls or the other trucks, is astounding. Whatever else can be said about this sport, never let it be said that these guys can’t drive.

Still, calling the main event a “race” is being kind. It’s basically a standing long jump for very graceful elephants. The event consists of watching around 12 jumps, each lasting maybe five seconds. There is really zero drama about who is going to win. As a competitive sport it’s pretty boring, but as Gaw-Lee, Crash-Bang, Sports-Action with Ultra-Mega, Hydro-Hellish, Tyrano-Trucks, tear-assing and bull-dozing across the floor, not really giving a good-goddamn about anything…

Well, shit. It ain’t half bad!

The Doughnut Contest and the Monster Freestyle make no pretense at being about anything but noise, smoke, and tire marks. The trucks get some major air here, clearing the cars easily, posing high above the ground like fat, neon-clad Michael Jordans against the camera-flash sky. When they land the tires flatten, distend, pancake, and then re-form, sending the truck bouncing up once again.

The Virginia Giant whips into the crushed cars, shredded glass and metal flying, attacking the heretofore untouched minivan in the center, tapping into the primal urges of minivan driving dads everywhere. The truck revs up to dental drill pitch, a big hairy dental drill, cycloning tighter and tighter, the rubber so thick on the floor you can see the textured contours of its layers, the sheer force of the spin making the audience lean away in reflexive terror, the buzz saw scream peeling your scalp off.

(Noise. You simply can’t say enough about the noise, but ultimately what can one say? At some point hyperbole and adjectival skill fails.)

Grave Digger tops Virginia Giant’s performance by virtue of sheer recklessness, as Adam spins the truck faster and faster, the roar of the engine really almost too much to take, as two tires lift off the ground, and the truck threatens to flip. Dennis Anderson, Grave Digger’s creator, is nicknamed “One Run Anderson” for his propensity to crash and burn, driving so out of control that he often wrecks his truck and is unable to finish the race. It has been alleged that Dennis even crashes on purpose. Adam Anderson’s run is wild and crazy. He completely demolishes every last bit of metal on the floor, jumps higher, drives faster, and then begins once again to spin in impossibly fast circles, this time lifting three tires off of the ground and spinning for a few seconds on one tire, before coming to a lurching, whiplash stop, (the beast angry, not even breathing hard), on the adrenaline and rubber smeared concrete floor of the arena. About five seconds later a cloud of white smoke hits the stands, engulfing the crowd.

The floor of the John Paul Jones Arena, after the audience has left and the noise has finally ceased, is littered with shards of broken glass, beer coaster-sized pieces of metal, thick, gooey swathes of rubber, and shiny pools of oil. The trucks are once again parked against the back wall, dripping sweat, battered and chipped. The crews are busy taking the trucks off of the Monster tires and putting them onto the much smaller tires that allow the trucks to be driven into the tractor-trailers that will transport them to the next show. The crushed cars are lifted up and set one by one off to the side. Tomorrow, Sunday, the whole thing will be cleaned, and the wooden basketball floor put in place for the Harlem Globe Trotters on Friday, and then the set up will begin for Justin Timberlake two days after that.

Bulky and vaguely Hulk Hogan-like, Anderson is standing amid the calm after the storm, when a voice calls out to him from up above. “Hey, Dennis,” the obviously drunk man says, “Hey!”

Anderson looks up. “Hey pardner, how are ya?”

“Hey, Dennis, I tried to get here earlier.” The skinny mustachioed man sways and leans way over the rail. “I tried. Any way I could get down there and see you?”

Anderson tries to ignore him, but the man is insistent, sure that last time, at that other Monster Jam, Anderson had seen him, talked to him, invited him here.

“Any way I could get down?”

Anderson pauses and looks up at him. The man is leaning over, arms outstretched, and a security guard is beginning to look over his way. Anderson reaches into a box and grabs a toy Grave Digger truck still in its package and autographs it.

“Here,” he says throwing it up to the man, “give this to your little boy. Don’t tell nobody.”


Not at the event? "dadsgirl606" apparently was, and she’s got video to prove it! Posted on YouTube, this clip is from the Monster Jam in Charlottesville at the John Paul Jones Arena — webedit

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Obama, where art thou?

The Virginia Democrats (www.vademocrats.org) want it bad. Their breathing is becoming heavy and unseemly tendrils of drool are stretching down towards their chests. They are hungry. The Commonwealth, by all rights, should be theirs. Virginia is finally offering herself up to them, and the state donkeys are in heat. Illinois Senator Barack Obama just might be their man, in all his sorta-black, sorta-liberal, Alfred E. Newguy, Don’t-Worry-Let’s-Hope, meet-you-in-the-middle, shining glory. Sweet Virginia, won’t you turn your Red state Blue?


Immensely comfortable speaking to a crowd, Obama eschews a preacher’s cadences, instead pausing often, then letting the silence hang for a moment. During those pauses no one speaks, and photographers lower their cameras and watch.

And so, on this Saturday night, February 17, upwards of 4,000 Democrats have come from all over Virginia to Richmond for one reason and one reason only, to see Him: The Natural, The Magic, The Rock Star. And the circus is in town. No really, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is currently in full swing in the coliseum right across the street from the Greater Richmond Convention Center where the VA Dems are pitching a really big tent and waiting for The Charisma to appear. The Jefferson-Jackson Dinner is the big annual fundraiser for Democrats, and the previous largest turnout for the J-J in Virginia was about 1,400. The event has been moved this year to the biggest room in the center, the 178,000-square-foot main exhibit hall, which, at 4pm, is mostly empty of people, save for a small army of white-gloved, white- and black-outfitted, mostly African-American waiters, who are placing a salad of mixed field greens and a slice of thick cake at every place. A large press riser faces the stage and the three massive projection screens are currently filled with the Dems’ braying, demonic, cartoon ass. This will be, according to a PR flak, the largest plated dinner in Richmond’s history, and the air is thick with the cloying smell of cake icing.

Out in the hall, the Obama minions—young, multiethnic, clean, and no doubt articulate—are receiving instructions near a long table covered with The Charisma’s paraphernalia. “Remember,” their leader says, ”buttons are $10, not $5, and t-shirts are $20.” Immediately next door is a tiny table for John Edwards, where a silver-haired reed of a man smiles and tells me that the Edwards pins are available for a voluntary donation of any amount. I pull a penny from my pocket and walk away with a pin.

At this point, Senator Obama, presidential hopeful, is about six blocks away, inside the Executive Mansion, ready to step out and address roughly four dozen reporters arrayed in a small crescent in the driveway. Access to the press conference is guarded by two large policemen, who write down your name and ask to see your press pass, a pass you got by writing down your name back at the Convention Center, making the event slightly less secure than your average high school dance. The presumed media people place their mini-tape recorders on the podium, and stand around in the business grey cold of downtown Richmond waiting for The Charisma to speak. He appears, accompanied by Governor Tim Kaine and their wives, to the whir-click applause of speed shutters. Kaine says he’s endorsing Senator Obama for the party’s nomination, partly because he believes in “excellence that begins with values” and partly because their mothers both grew up in El Dorado, Kansas, pop. 12,600, give or take. The Charisma takes the mic, not larger than life, but about life size as he launches into a mini-stump speech (and not for the last time that day), saying things like, “Here we are in the heart of what was the Confederacy,” and, “I represent, in the minds of some, the turning of a new page.”

“Virginia,” he says, unclasping his hands and speaking more forcefully, “is representative of a fundamental shift taking place in American politics” from ideology to practical results. All the while, which is actually about 30 minutes, he smoothly avoids specific issues and emphasizes, instead, an ideology of practical results. And then it’s on to the big party.
   
“I’m pretty stoked,” Max Fenton says standing outside the door to the pre-dinner reception in honor of Democratic Senator Jim Webb. Fenton, a 20something, Downtown Charlottesville artist and self-described “piddler” saw The Charisma speak in May at pro-choice luncheon, where he brought the sold-out crowd to tears. Inside the reception room, Al Weed, holding a beer and looking relaxed, says that the presence here of Senator Obama “suggests that Virginia is in play.” Still, Weed, who lost two bids to unseat Republican Congressman Virgil Goode, describes himself as cynical: Many Southern Democrats are supporting Obama for the nomination mostly because he is not Hillary Clinton, who nobody thinks can win in a general election. He came close, Weed says, to skipping tonight’s event.


On Saturday night, two circuses played in Richmond. One was Ringling Bros. The other was the Barack Obama show.

Next up: a group of Charlottesville High School girls, many of whom are not old enough to vote, looking utterly mind-blown. “He’s here?” they say at the mention of The Charisma, “You saw him?” Yes, I say, he gave a press conference. I was, like, this close, and they make fluttering gestures at their flushed faces. I see the same reaction all night. People say they are probably supporting Clinton or Edwards, but at the mere utterance of His name their eyes light up, they clutch at their throats, and they whisper, “He’s here? You saw him?”

The theme of the dinner is repeated carefully and forcefully throughout the night. Virginia is now a player in national politics. Kerry blew it in 2004 when he pulled money out of advertising in Virginia because he figured it was a lost cause. Virginia Democrats want to make a difference, and they want it bad. Virginia is going Blue in ‘08.

Inside the massive room dinner is underway, with the usual rainbow coalition of Democrats in evidence: Dominion and Anheuser Busch execs chewing on crab cakes with the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, Local 666 (come if you dare, Satan. Obama is in the house tonight!) and official Celebrities With Good Politics, meaning John Grisham and Boyd Tinsley. Full freight, carrying a promise to press The Charisma’s flesh, maybe, went for $25,000. Some have paid only $1,000, so they don’t sit as close to the action. Dinner also includes filet and $30 bottles of, trust me here, atrocious wine. The first speaker hits the stage at 7:43, party Chairman Dick Cranwell, who just the day before endorsed John Edwards. That fact, as well as the small but energetic presence of Clinton, Edwards and (hello?) Wesley Clark supporters indicates that The Charisma may have His work cut out for Him when it comes to Virginia. It’s the number of votes that will ultimately matter, not the size of the fan club.

Cranwell introduces Del. Dwight Jones, who introduces former Governor now Richmond Mayor Doug Wilder, who introduces Del. Jennifer McClellan. McClellan, who is a rising star in the party, announces the Grassroots Awards, including one for “Committee of the Year—Small,” which goes to the Charlottesville Democratic Committee.

After McClellan we get the party VIPs—Webb, Mark Warner and Kaine. Warner, the party’s previous anti-Hillary until he decided to put his kids first, makes an unfortunate “He’s a Barack Star” joke (it will later be agonizingly repeated throughout the crowd), before introducing Kaine. Kaine tells the crowd that “the stakes are very, very high for this election,” and then proceeds to scale them rhetorically, which takes a very, very long time. I ache for just a touch of something truly thrilling, or an alcoholic beverage, whichever happens to come first.

Finally, Kaine introduces (Is he here?), live on stage, (Did you see him?), The Great (not Red, not Blue) Purple Hope, Rhymes-with-Osama, Loves-His-Mama, Yes Virginia, Mr. Not-Since-Kennedy himself, Barack Obama!

The Charisma has arrived.
   
The principal criticisms of Obama up to now have been his lack of experience and his preference for theme over substance. Tonight’s events will do nothing for the substance issue. New to the stump speech this evening: Virginia, he declares, is a player. He mentions progress. Today a black man can stand in a Confederate state and run for president. Then he plays the current Democratic hit single, which, sing it with me, folks, includes the Global Warming intro, the “tragic mistake” anti-war sing-along chorus (featuring Obama’s own special “I never voted for the war” guitar solo), and the Katrina string section. Obama, of course, plays his “Audacity of Hope” re-mix (place your bets now on how sick of that phrase we will all become before the year is out.) Tonight he is not fiery—more intimate and friendly, really. He eschews a preacher’s cadences, instead pausing often, then letting the silence hang for a moment, and during those pauses no one speaks, and photographers lower their cameras and watch. He laughs often. It is a great laugh, earthy and utterly unforced.


In endorsing the Illinois Senator, Tim Kaine made the Obama-Mama connection. Kaine’s mother and Obama’s both grew up in El Dorado, Kansas. (Don’t be silly, that’s Obama’s wife, Michelle, at the Executive Mansion with them.)

Obama has a habit when he speaks of stopping now and then and looking up and to one side, giving the impression of having just realized something enormously important and difficult. Perhaps it is instinctual, this move, perhaps it is a rehearsed pose, but however he comes by it, it’s incredibly presidential. But more than anything, it’s his confidence that stands out. Not the desperate confidence of a fanatic, but the strong, silent confidence of someone for whom certain things come easily. Which for Barack Obama is talking to people, be it one person or close to 4,000. He ends his speech on this night with a Let’s Turn Virginia Blue war cry, another mention of Hope, and then a quiet thank you. From over in the small cluster of Charlottesville and Albemarle tables, Max Fenton reports that he is “still stoked.”

Yes, the Virginia Democrats want it bad. They want The Magic, The Charisma. After the speech a large crowd immediately forms at the foot of the stage where Obama is now protected by a metal barrier. The crowd presses together, following Him en masse as he moves back and forth along the barrier signing autographs. Hands reach out to try and shake His, books and programs and pictures get pushed forward desperately, and hands hold cameras aloft to try and capture his soul. He is there for maybe 20 minutes, and the swarm moves silently, no one shoving or yelling, but everyone leaning forward intently. I worm my way through inch by inch until I am up very close, until I can see his face clearly, maybe 3′ away, a handsome face with light brown skin, the top half in shadow, the bottom half limned by a weird blue light. Through the forest of arms and cameras, in that frozen moment, I look into his eyes and see someone who seems to occupy two places at once; He’s here, in the crowd, and also somewhere in the back of the hall watching this madness with the calm certainty that everything is happening according to plan.

In his book The Audacity of Hope, referring to his only political loss, a congressional race in 2000, Obama wrote this: “There is…an emotion that, after the giddiness of your official announcement as a candidate, rapidly locks you in its grip and doesn’t release you until after Election Day. That emotion is fear. Not just fear of losing…but fear of total, complete humiliation.” Virginia hasn’t gone for a Democrat for president since 1964. The Virginia Dems want to win the presidency so bad it hurts, and maybe, just maybe, Barack Obama is the man to do it. But how badly will it hurt, how crushing will be the blow, if the candidate they’ve pinned their hopes on loses?

Be wary, Virginia. The Charisma has left the building.

For more information about Barack Obama’s campaign and his voting record, go to:

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Class consciousness

Rose Hill and Lindsay Michie Eades move plastic tables and chairs into position in a fluorescent lit, cinderblock room deep inside the Albemarle Charlottesville Regional Jail. Outside, past numerous green metal doors heavy enough to excise a finger, down labyrinthine halls that split randomly, comes the sound of voices and laughter, and the jingle of large, cartoonish keys. The door opens and 10 women file in, all dressed in matching red pants and shirts. They sit, five to a table, pick up pencils and paintbrushes, and begin to work.


Ramona J. Etheridge had never drawn before she began a class at the jail.

Hill has been teaching art to inmates here since the program began in the summer of 2005. Her first class was with 12 women, and she was nervous, not because these students were in jail, but because she didn’t consider herself a teacher. Six months later Eades joined her, and the two began to teach together, men’s classes as well as women’s. There have been no moments of danger; no fights, no outbursts, nothing to fear. The teachers, both artists at McGuffey Art Center, say that teaching at the jail is the best and most meaningful thing they have ever done.

At Eades’ table the faces are serious and intent, eyes rebounding between the paper and the face that is their subject.

“What was she saying about robbing someone?”

“She BP, bi-polar.”

The women have spent the entire day in Narcotics Anonymous meetings and drug rehab classes, from 6am to 6:30pm, and they are tired. Two times a week they can go outside, except it’s not really outside, it’s more like a cage with an open roof, without benches or grass.

“She was on that other stuff, Seroquel…something to make her more psychotic than she already is.”

“Bi-polar, bi-polar.”

“In my opinion that’s a cop-out. You get off drugs and just start taking medication.”


Instructor Rose Hill helps Sabrina Meeks.

Over where Hill is teaching ceramics, an inmate named Dianah peeks at the vase that Marie is working on and accuses the woman, her older sister, of copying her. Dianah, who is in her late 30s, is relaxed and goofy, teasing her sister as Marie paints flowers that are delicate and exact, glowing against an azure background. The inmates were brought to class later than usual tonight, which made Dianah nervous. The art class is a huge stress reliever for her. Without it—well you don’t want to know. It is a comfort to have a relative in jail with you, but Dianah will be getting out soon, leaving her sister behind.

Cynthia sits quietly as she works, the only one not breaking concentration to talk or laugh. With her half glasses, and round calm face, she could easily be taken for a kindergarten teacher. Softly, she tells me that this is her first time in jail. It is hard being away from her family. Three weeks ago she couldn’t even draw an apple, but now she feels she has improved immensely. Offered a choice between jail and losing her children, she chose jail. Art class, she says, helps her focus on something positive.

The inmates cannot keep any of the art that they make in class—this though some of it is very personal. What they produce is sold at shows like the one currently on view at McGuffey, and the proceeds get split between supplies for the class and local causes. The art classes are extremely popular. There’s a long waiting list and many students take them more than once. So far, jail administrators say, the recidivism rate for inmates who take classes like this one is lower than normal. The hope is that when the students get out of jail they will remember how they once made something beautiful and will begin to change their lives for the better.


Tina Lopez-Galeano learns the art of applying color in ceramics.

Ramona is trying to draw Cynthia, but isn’t quite getting it. The hair is right, the glasses good, but below that…nothing. “Mrs. Eades,” she calls out, “come help me with this.” In and out of the jail repeatedly, she is currently serving time for contributing to the delinquency of a minor—she was getting high while pregnant. Several times she protests that she can’t draw. But when the class ends and the inmates are getting ready to leave, I spot one of Ramona’s drawings on the floor, and her signature, Ramona J. Etheridge ’07, is written in beautiful, perfect, swirling cursive, almost as big as the drawing itself, stretching proudly across the entire page.

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Art and consomme

The first true restaurant proprietor is believed to have been one Monsieur Boulanger, a soup vendor, who in 1765 opened his business on the Rue Bailleul, in Paris. The sign above his door advertised restoratives, referring to the soups and broths available within…So that what we now know as ‘restaurants’ took their name from the sign that was actually advertising what was sold, not ‘where’ as it is today.—from Tallyrand’s Culinary Fare


Will Richey had never cooked professionally until, in October 2005, he bought Revolutionary Soup, inspired by Escoffier, the legendary French chef who, in the late 19th century, wrote the book on French cuisine. A soup restaurant in a basement was not the perfect fit for his ambitions, but the price was right.

It is a Saturday morning in early January and Will Richey is making breakfast. He arrived at Revolutionary Soup, the restaurant he owns on the Downtown Mall, a little before 8. The rest of the staff won’t show up until half an hour later, and the first customers show up a half hour after that. When Will gets to the quiet and empty kitchen, the first thing he does, passing the long stainless steel table in the center of the room, is put a pot of water on the stove to boil and prepare a French press of ground coffee. Then he spoons out some of the 10 to 15 gallons of soup he sells each week into the 11 metal urns that sit up front. The soups get better as they sit, and accordingly, they have all been prepared earlier in the week. The lamb curry is best after three days. The turnip and bacon, a rarely made house favorite, is perfect after five.

Will chops some beets and covers them with olive oil and the black pepper he has just ground, leaving the knife to rest on the cutting board flecked with red beet juice. He cubes butternut squash and starts talking about John Ruskin. “Ruskin,” he says of the 19th century British art critic, “was what inspired me to think about things.

“[Ruskin] was the first aesthetician,” Will continues, turning to make breakfast for the two customers who have, uncustomarily at this early hour, wandered in. He believes in Art for the sake of Truth. “Baudelaire said you should be an artist, a priest, or a warrior. Everything else is nothing.

“I want to be an artist,” he declares.

Breakfast is a labor of love for Will, but it is not a moneymaker. The griddle hisses and there is a spurt of fire as he paints it with butter to make eggs over easy, bacon and grits, the kind of breakfast he grew up on. Most of the day at Revolutionary Soup you can get your food prepared the way you like, but breakfast is done Will’s way, which for a man who makes art in the kitchen, means grits that are stone ground locally, and are often still soft and warm when they get to the shop. Will makes enough for his staff, too, and everyone gathers in the kitchen to eat the simple, delicious food.

Wilson Richey, born in 1976, is 30 years old. He had never cooked professionally until, in October 2005, he bought Revolutionary Soup with his friend and then business partner Josh Zanoff. The pair were devotees of Escoffier, the legendary French chef who, in the late 19th century, wrote the book on French cuisine, (and to whom Kaiser William II said, “I am the emperor of Germany, but you are the emperor of chefs.”) Will was the wine guy and Josh was the food guy, a Culinary Institute of America graduate and, according to Will, the best cook he has ever known. They researched the great, classic dishes and began a dinner club with other local cooks, a la Babette’s Feast (a movie Will calls a “life changer”). The meals were 10, sometimes 12 courses and could last four hours. After holding more than 10 of these dinners over the course of a few years, Will and Josh thought, “Why not open a restaurant?” They would serve fancy, Belle Epoque meals but in a casual, low-cost setting. They’d spend the money on preparation and ingredients, on the food.

Revolutionary Soup, the small, basement restaurant on Second Street that was on its second set of owners in 2005, was not exactly ideal. Will had never even been into the tiny, hidden locale, which at the time had, among many downtowners, something of a mixed reputation. Plus it served soup. No way, Will thought, but they had run out of options and the price was right. His wife convinced him to buy it.


Though he makes his living cooking, at heart Will Richey is a Book Guy. On a perfect day he’s inside at home while the rain comes down outside, reading in his comfortable, brown leather chair, the modern world forgotten. His current read: Moby Dick, again.

The idea was that Will would work the front of the house, and Josh the back, and the two of them would come up with the food together. But, even in the midst of a dining renaissance like Charlottesville’s, the realities of owning a small restaurant, especially one that serves soup in a basement, are not pretty. Josh, with a mortgage and a new family to support, needed more time and stability, leaving Will to become a professional cook and restaurant owner on his own. “Will,” Josh says, “got exactly what he wanted. I’ve heard him say, ‘This is all I need for the rest of my life.’”

Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth.—John Ruskin

It is lunchtime now on Saturday, and Will, with great deliberation, is making a sandwich. “The order of the placement is very important. You don’t want cheese against bread, you’ll lose flavor.” Will thinks a great deal about small things, details, what the Greeks called techne, craft or art. There is an exact way to cut, place and season. “The most important thing I learned [from Josh] was how to slice an onion.” Will says. Lunchtime at Rev Soup is high paced, but Will has a perfectionist’s love for pressure and stress, the feeling of being “on the crest of the wave,” not knowing if you will ride it in or go under.

For about three hours in the middle of an average day there is a line to the door at Revolutionary Soup and the kitchen is nuts. Will is stationed at the griddle. “The griddle is your tempo, it calls the dance.” He dips a brush in butter and spreads it onto the black metal and throws two slices of sourdough in the cooler part of the griddle and two pieces of sesame wheat where it’s hot. He grabs some sliced ham and throws it on, and flips the sourdough. He takes the sourdough off and spins to the prep area, throws the bread down and spreads Dijon mustard on thick. “We have great Dijon,” he says. “If you’re a Dijon Guy, you’ll love it.”

Will Richey is the kind of guy who knows Dijon Guys. He himself is a Hot Pepper Guy who grows his own cayenne peppers. Lately he’s been into salts, including a strange black salt that smells like ancient coal and tastes like what you’d imagine the walls in a Colonial kitchen would taste like if you licked them, but in a good way. He is also a Wine Guy, who has around 600 bottles of wine he keeps in cardboard boxes piled in a crazy heap in his father’s basement next to the washer and dryer.

More than anything, however, Will Richey is a Book Guy. He collects illustrated copies of “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” His perfect day? It’s raining outside and he’s at home, the light on above his comfortable, brown leather chair, the modern world forgotten. He is currently re-reading Moby Dick, and during the day, while he makes sandwiches, he and I discuss our shared passions for Eliot, Fitzgerald and Hemingway.

“You know the short story ‘A Clean Well-Lighted Place?” he asks, his burn-scarred hands and knife-kissed fingers chopping carrots for the miso soup.

“I love that story.”

“It’s perfect.” Tak, Tak, Tak. “I want my restaurant to be like that.” Tak, Tak.

“Give us this nada our daily nada,” I say, watching the blade brush his knuckles.

His dream restaurant, he says, would be like the wine shops in Hugo’s Les Miserables—where you buy your wine in the front, sit and drink it in the back. He is a capital “R” romantic, and a capital “O” obsessive, the kind of guy who when he delves into something, he delves. He once researched a career as a slate roofer because, he says,  “it’s a dying art.”

“Have you read any Gerard Manley Hopkins? He talks about having a purpose behind everything you do,” Will says, inspired.

A 19th century Jesuit priest and British poet, Hopkins said everything has an “inscape,” an inner landscape wherein the essence of each thing is made clear. It’s like Aristotle’s concept of Teleology, how the “meaning” of an acorn is the tree it will become. So, the meaning of an egg is a chicken. Or an omelet.

Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only morality. The first, and last, and closest trial question to any living creature is “What do you like?” Tell me what you like, I’ll tell you what you are.—John Ruskin

Will sees poetry in a well-turned egg. He is the kind of guy who has a love for the things humanity has transformed from mere necessities into objects of beauty. He is the kind of guy who thinks about Bartleby the Scrivener while he’s buttering the sourdough and chopping the endive.

Working with food is an intimate business. Like a doctor, a chef touches us, or at least touches what we eat. He keeps us healthy, nourishes us, and like a doctor or a farmer, a chef has a deep knowledge of life’s messy ingredients. Kitchen work is an introduction to the weird side of our senses, to the often-grotesque reality of smell and touch.

We stick our noses into a bubbling pot and breathe in the rich odor of beef stock. “Smell that,” Will says. “That is the essence of cow.”

To do what Will does you have to get used to the raw nature of what you eat, the texture and volume and gooiness of food, be it of the fast or haute variety. Restaurant kitchens are a lesson in abundance and mass quantities: vats of mayonnaise, bowls of slimy red peppers, and cauldrons, big enough to conceal a child, full of simmering bones. You have to get over your basic reluctance to touch ingredients. To not just touch food, but manhandle it, to drip it, and toss it, and fling it around with Jackson Pollack-like abandon. You can’t worry about making a mess. You have to let food go and let go of food.

“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?” is one of Will’s favorite questions. His answer is a local dish he was offered in the Languedoc region of France called “Veal Face.”

“You won’t like it,” the man said, “Americans never like it.”

“Oh yeah?” Will replied, and tried some. It tasted like a spoonful of unsalted fat. Will, like a good American, did not like it.

“I rarely eat because I’m hungry,” he says, “I always eat because I’m inquisitive.”

“What,” Will thinks as he cooks, “would that taste like with this?”

Someone recently gave him a nice smoked salmon, and so he put a hot smoked salmon and chevre sandwich on the board as a special. It was good, but not perfect.

“It would be great in a quesadilla,” he announces suddenly during the lunch rush. “Let’s make one.” So he does, in about 30 seconds while still working on people’s orders.

Grill the tortilla, add black beans, salmon, cheese, and fold.

Spoon on a generous helping of the butternut squash and beet salsa that was made fresh this morning and a dollop of sour cream.

Eat. Enjoy.

He opens a can of olives stuffed with anchovies floating in Manzanilla sherry. “Have you had these?” He slices off a thin piece of a Basque cheese and hands it to me. “Have you ever tried Gueuze?” Gueuze is a Belgian Lambic beer. Later in the afternoon, when the crowd has gone, we sit at one of the tables and he opens a bottle. The Gueuze has a musty rich smell, and tastes sour like lemons with a salty finish. It is the weirdest thing I’ve ever drunk. Will loves it.

Martina: [after learning Babette spent 10,000 francs on the dinner] Now you’ll be poor for the rest of your life.
Babette: An artist is never poor.—From Babette’s Feast (1987)

When he was growing up, Will’s parents used to have what they called a gourmet club, in Maryland in the ’60s and ’70s.

“About every two or three months,” his father, Rives, says over coffee at the end of a recent work day, “we’d meet over at somebody’s house, and the meals were to die for, they were as good as anything you could buy in New York or anywhere else. And we had unbelievable wine, I mean just the top. We did it right all the way down.”

Saturday is almost over, and Will is back in the kitchen, this time at home in the Starr Hill neighborhood where he is making dinner for four, including Lisa, his wife of four months. He is, of course, making it right. The chocolate brown wood table, the table Will grew up with, is set with Wedgewood china, linen tablecloths, and two lighted candles. The wines have been chosen (an Alsace white, two old red burgundies and a Bordeaux dug out from boxes buried under boxes stacked precariously on other boxes) and decanted to breathe.

But first, the consommé. “Consommé,” Will had declared at the restaurant, “is my Everest,” and now he is attempting only his third ever, to be served with a dry Cortado sherry. He seems to be a bit obsessed with consommé, a soup made from a (usually meat) stock that has been strained and purified with egg whites, until it is crystal clear. They have been around since the Middle Ages and consommés are not easy to make well. Two of his young employees think they may want to go into the restaurant business and Will is considering having them work on some consommés for practice. “They’re all going to fail” another employee says, laughing. “I know” Will replies.


For about three hours in the middle of an average day there is a line to the door at Revolutionary Soup and the kitchen is nuts. Will is stationed at the griddle. “The griddle is your tempo,” he declares, “it calls the dance.”

Revolutionary Soup’s charm is also its greatest challenge. When Will took over he began to add strange things to the menu, things like crab salad made with back-fin crab meat, turtle soup, with, yes, real turtles, and duck confit. He brought in nice French wine and offered Sherry by the glass. These more gourmet items have their supporters, but he still makes about 60 grilled cheese sandwiches a day. The Senegalese peanut tofu soup, on the menu since the place opened in 1998, is still the top seller, not Will’s beloved French onion. Nobody buys the wine or Sherry. Will buys local, fresh produce, and all the meat used in his soups comes from nearby Polyface Farm, an icon in the sustainable local food movement. But his attention to quality and desire to keep prices low mean, despite the heavy crowds, that margins are slim at best. He knows that a lot of people would look at his business and tell him to either raise his prices, or compromise his ingredients. And it is a constant struggle for him, balancing his aesthetics with the reality of business, balancing art and commerce. “The better the food is,” his former partner says, “the less you get paid, the more hours you put in.” Will spends 60 hours a week at the restaurant, and tastes every pot of soup that goes up front, knowing that at best only one or two people will love the Dijon or the stock the way he does, and even fewer will get the connection to Ruskin. Will acknowledges that he’s not a businessman. He just loves to cook, he tries to tell people. He is simply trying “to put a little bit of something fine in everything.”

But he may have no choice but to become a businessman, because the restaurant is succeeding. Katherine Romans, a UVA senior who has worked at Rev Soup for six months, jokes that the good feedback is getting boring: “Will, you got another compliment to the chef.” Lunchtime is now at full capacity, 150-200 people a day, but Will hopes that the food will be so good, and such a good value, that people will be willing to put up with the line and the wait. He does not want to move from his cozy little hole in the wall near the movie theater, despite the small size. Instead he would like to open another location. But is he ready for that? Has he mastered the art of running a restaurant?

“Real life has always scared me,” he says. “Doing my taxes, anything that has to do with the administrative parts…I just want to cook.”

Will’s father, Rives, a successful businessman (his Richey & Co. shoe stores number six locations and growing) is more cautious: “When you’ve got one place like that you can put your arms around it, you can run it kind of slipshod, from an administrative point of view, and it doesn’t show, but you start having more stores and it shows a whole lot. He is not nearly aware enough of that. But he will be.”

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. By humility I don’t mean doubt of his powers or hesitation in speaking his opinion, but merely an understanding of the relationship of what he can say and what he can do.—John Ruskin

But first, the consommé. While Lisa makes dessert, Will stands in his bright kitchen with its clean white tiles, cutting celery and carrots into cubes only a little bigger than a BB. He then spoons the bright orange and green vegetables into two piles at the bottom of shallow bowls, and adds a third pile of small pea-shaped pieces of beef. Into each bowl he pours a beef broth. The broth in a consommé should be colored, but clear, like a perfect piece of stained glass. Will’s is a bit cloudy. He claims to be pretty happy with it, but I sense that it bothers him. Will wants things to be right. Onions are frying on the stove and the corners of our eyes prick and sting.


Will sees poetry in a well-turned egg. He is the kind of guy who thinks about Bartleby the Scrivener while he’s buttering the sourdough and chopping the endive.

“It is the hour to be drunken! Be drunken, if you would not be the martyred slaves of Time; be drunken continually! With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please.”—Charles Baudelaire

The meal tonight will be seven courses and take about two hours to prepare. It will last from 10pm to sometime past 1:30 in the morning, when, after a final, impromptu bottle of Beaujolais has been consumed, and many records played (vinyl, of course, Rachmaninoff, Django Reinhardt, the Grateful Dead…), and all manner of things discussed at great volume, and with much laughing and a bit of reading aloud from books, our words will begin to melt like the candles, and become fluid, and our eyes will begin to close, and it will be time to call it a night.

Earlier, in the kitchen, I asked Will and Lisa how the restaurant was doing. Lisa laughed.
“Well, um…” Will said.

“I never have any money in the bank, but I can live now how I want. I’ve had a great year, I’ve treated the staff to a lot of parties on the store, and we have enough money to cover emergencies. It’s a big success as far as I’m concerned.”