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A biography of Charlottesville’s coal tower

A partly cloudy day, late March, unseasonably warm. Two men look up as I step into a small clearing in the woods beyond the coal tower.

“Hope I’m not bothering you.”

“It’s cool,” one of them says. He moves over on the makeshift bench so I have room to sit down.

“I saw you taking pictures,” he says. “You know two kids were killed here?”

I know, and that’s part of the reason I’m there. But only part of it.

Surviving structures from the age of the steam locomotive are increasingly rare. They’ve been torn down for safety reasons or because they’re standing in the way of progress.
Six coaling towers, as the railroad called them, remain in Virginia and two of them, in Lynchburg and in Clifton Forge, are still in use. The rest, like the one that stands between East Market Street and the railroad tracks, are relics, analog structures in a digital world.

In 1942, the Ogle Construction Company built the 91’-tall, concrete coaling tower, capable of holding 300 tons of coal, that still stands between East Market Street and the CSX railroad tracks today. (Photo by John Robinson)

The railroads rose and fell, and the view from the tower changed from a landscape of ash and steel to one of corporate offices, condominium complexes, and parking lots. The coal tower has seen our city come of age; it’s been a muse to street kids, artists, and developers; and every now and then it has stood silent witness to the human desperation laid at its feet.

I know this guy named Lucky. He’s a friend of a friend, short, with black hair going gray, and basically homeless. Many times on dark nights in Belmont when the stars were spinning and we’d all pushed it a little too far over the line, he would start to rage about the coal tower. “That thing’s evil,” he’d say. “They should just tear it down.”

Should we? Tear it down, I mean? Or would we be losing something we can never get back?

Railroad town
High up on the hard, gray body of the tower there’s graffiti that reads, “Out of Site [sic], Out of Mind.” After the C&O train station on Water Street shut down, it was possible to live in Charlottesville your whole life and never know the coal tower existed. But there was a time when it was at the center of everything. When the C&O freight yard finally closed in 1986, Fred Compston, the last trainmaster to run the yard, addressed the Charlottesville City Council.

“I remember as a kid growing up in Kentucky along the Ohio River,” he said. “And if you stood on top of a hill, you could see the coal train with the steam engine spouting white smoke. It was beautiful.”

In many ways the railroad made our city. The first train pulled into Charlottesville on June 27, 1850, arriving at the newly built station at the east end of town. It was, I assume, moving some sort of cargo. Corn, maybe, or tobacco. Albemarle County was the biggest corn producer in Virginia at the time, and in 1850 the county grew 1.5 million pounds of tobacco. Or maybe it was carrying coal. The second commercial railroad in the country was in Virginia, built to shuttle coal from the mines near Richmond to the factories along the James River. Corn, coal, and cigarettes. American as red, white, and blue.

The Louisa Railroad was started in 1836, its tracks laid westward from the town of Doswell, hitting Louisa in 1838 and reaching Gordonsville in 1840. The route was supposed to proceed northwest to Harrisonburg and then across the Blue Ridge Mountains at Swift Run Gap, but that plan was deemed too expensive. So the tracks were re-routed through Charlottesville, crossing the mountains near Afton via Claudius Crozet’s famed Blue Ridge Tunnel, built by Irish workers who earned $1.25 a day to dig through a mile of solid granite using only picks, hand drills, and black powder. By the time the tracks rea

ched Charlottesville in 1850, the line’s name had changed to the Virginia Central Railroad.Huddled on the banks of the mighty James, the town of Scottsville had long been Albemarle County’s transportation hub. The James River and Kanawha Canal, begun in 1785, was Scottsville’s big bid for transportation supremacy, but it was only half finished by 1851, and the railroad was in ascension. After the Civil War, Scottsville and the canal sunk into obscurity. It was suddenly a brand new, steam-and-coal-powered, Charlottesville-centered world.

Prior to 1850, traveling from Richmond to Charlottesville took all day and involved hopping off the train in Taylorsville to hitch a ride the rest of the way on a stagecoach. After 1850, you could take the train the whole way and make it to C’ville in time for lunch. The population of Charlottesville subsequently jumped from 1,890 in 1850 to 2,600 in 1853, and the University of Virginia, which in 1855 got its own train station, saw its enrollment increase by almost 300 students over the next few years.

In 1864, Union General Philip H. Sheridan was sent into Virginia with orders to “[do] all the damage to railroads and crops that you can.…we want the Shenandoah Valley to remain a barren waste.” Sheridan’s campaign through the valley was called “The Burning,” and although Charlottesville was basically left alone, Sheridan did drop in and burn down the train station.

When the war ended, the station was rebuilt, and by 1870, Charlottesville was the busiest stop on what was now called The Chesapeake & Ohio line. In 1905, the wooden station was replaced by a grand, colonial mansion, brick with white columns, signifying the importance of the railroad in a newly powerful America. Thirteen trains a day were running through town by the 1920s. The Charlottesville freight yard was crowded, busy and big, covering the entire area between East Market Street, Carlton Road, and the end of the Downtown Mall. There was a semi-circular building called a roundhouse where the trains were serviced, a sand tower, a water tank, several wooden tool houses, an inspection pit, and a 115′ wooden turntable where engines could be turned around and sent back down one of the many tracks reaching out like fingers.

The first steam locomotives ran on wood, a few on oil, but after the Civil War, coal became the railroad’s dominant energy source. So you needed coal and you needed a way to get it into the trains. At first, stations relied on a pile of coal and men with shovels, but by the end of the 19th century, most train depots had elaborate towers to house and dispense coal to the waiting trains. Early towers were made of wood, later towers steel or concrete. By the 1940s, some stations had towers that stood hundreds of feet high and spanned multiple tracks. The Charlottesville station had a wooden coaling tower originally, until in 1942 the Ogle Construction Company built a 91′-tall, concrete bullet capable of holding 300 tons of coal.

Even as they hit their peak, the writing was on the wall for steam-powered trains. As early as 1910 they began to be replaced by cleaner, easier to use diesel trains; by the ’50s the demise of the steam locomotive was basically a fait accompli. Railroad traffic declined through the 1960s and ’70s. In 1979, Amtrak moved its operations to Union Station on Main Street, and three years later, commercial trains ceased stopping at the Charlottesville C&O station altogether. In 1986, after 136 years of service, the station was shut down despite protests from local members of the National Railway Historical Society, who’d been running nostalgia trips through the station since 1964. The turntable and most of the yard were destroyed the following year, leaving the tower standing alone beside a significantly smaller number of tracks, while the station, converted into offices, sits across from the Transit Center, facing its replacement.

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Roller Grrrrls: Derby Dames find sisterhood in flat track revival

Miami Beat Box is wearing the elastic beanie cap with the big star on it stretched over her helmet to indicate that she is her team’s jammer, the only skater eligible to score points in a scoring round, or jam. She has already made the requisite first pass through the pack and is coming around the flat, oval track in an attempt to lap the other skaters. She’ll score a point for every one of the opponents she can pass before being knocked silly by one or more of the other team’s blockers, some half-again her size, who are waiting for her with locked elbows and clenched teeth.

With the other squad’s jammer well behind her, Beat Box approaches the tight group of blockers, slicing back and forth on eight wheels, searching for an opening. She starred for the Charlottesville Derby Dames in their June 9 victory over Richmond’s Mother State Roller Derby, a bout in which she scored 19 points in one second-half jam, lapping the pack five times during the daring and reckless two-minute tear.

That was then. This is now. As the pack rounds a turn, two of the blockers drift far enough apart to open a gap that Beat Box shoots for. Just as she hits the hole, the blockers lock arms and clothesline her across the chest, sending her head backwards as her be-skated feet shoot out in a flying karate kick. Her body is utterly parallel to the concrete floor 3′ beneath her, and she plummets to the ground with nothing to soften the blow but her own flesh. “FLUMP!” her butt crushes down on the rock-hard surface, and I can feel my own hip socket ramming against the head of my femur. There’s a gut-tugging body thud just before her elbow pads and skates slap down on the grim surface. I’m thinking she’s down for the count.
But Beat Box is back up on her skates inside of two seconds, chasing the pack again. It was her own teammates who had just sent her flying, and I was just watching a practice scrimmage, which the Dames do as often as three nights a week.

There are about 80 women in the Derby Dames operation, half of whom participate as skaters while others contribute in various support roles. A handful of men serve as coaches and referees and that’s the whole world of women’s flat track roller derby in Charlottesville. The first thing that hit me about derby is that it’s a far cry from a softball team or league night at the bowling alley. Softball: You collect your dues, screen-print some jerseys, stop by Dick’s for cleats, maybe even your own bat. Once you shag some fly balls, take batting practice…

Well, hold on right there, the fact that there is a place for a softball team to take a few cuts and toss the ball around is what distinguishes derby from other recreational sports. When derby started here, there was no league to join. There wasn’t even any place to skate. The next thing that hit me, once I got my head around the operation, was that derby isn’t a sport really, it’s a whole world these women created for themselves out of spare parts and loose hardware.

Something out of nothing
SparKills, one of the original Derby Dames, was inspired to do derby after watching a team from Austin, Texas at a bout in 2005. She figured her dream was out of reach since she couldn’t roller skate much and the hotshot Texans were already at an intimidatingly high skill level. A couple years later, she happened to rent a room in a Charlottesville house from Mad Mountin’ Mama, another of the Dames’ eventual founders, who, herself, first got geeked on derby after seeing the same team skate in Austin. Mama came across a handbill announcing a meeting of women trying to get the derby going in Charlottesville, and it was on.

“The meetings were in our house,” SparKills said. “The very organizational ‘can we do this?’ meetings were there. None of us had ever done derby. There were clips of it on YouTube. So Mama [who worked as a personal trainer] was training us, doing drills but not really knowing how they fit in with actual play. We were the blind leading the blind. It was a lot of jazz hands. It was, ‘Hey we’re doing roller derby,’ but we weren’t, really.”

“It took a year to find anywhere where we could skate,” Mama remembered. “We were going over to Staunton once a week, paying our money and skating in circles at the rink with everybody else. We couldn’t get them, for liability reasons, to host us.”

A couple of the other women kept poking around for a more private place to skate and came upon the National Guard Armory on Avon Street.

“We had it once a week for three hours,” Mama said. “So, it was kind of building from nothing. It was the passion that one or two girls had to keep it going.”

These days recruiting and workouts for fresh meat (the several-week introductory training and weeding out that all Dames go through) are held Downtown at the Key Recreation Center, but, for now, the team conducts its official practices in an isolated and decaying warehouse on the outskirts of town. Girls are fresh meat until they attain a certain skill level. Some girls do it in a month, others take a bit longer.

Puddles of water are scattered across the massive expanse of the warehouse’s concrete and dirt floor. The practice track is marked out on the smoothest section of concrete, and plastic sheeting hangs under the holes in the dilapidated ceiling where the rain comes in, deftly angled to keep the track dry. The I-beam stanchions in the infield area, which hold up the roof, are snuggly wrapped with mattresses, bound in place by duct tape. A ’60-something Ford Mustang collects grime in a far corner. Next to a pair of crutches against the wall hangs a white bed sheet that serves as a backdrop for photo sessions for the team’s website. From a laundry line dangle what at first blush appear to be ladies’ unmentionables, but turn out to be only similarly-sized jammer caps. Stand in the wrong corner too long in this cavernous sprawl and mosquitoes will suck you bloodless.

The Dames change from street clothes to practice gear sitting on the floor or on the hodgepodge of cushions and lawn furniture strewn about trackside. There are no showers, no lounge area near comfortable enough for the average adult to sit around for an extended, post-practice bullshit session.

Somehow, the Dames are at ease in this dank place, made homey by the smattering of discarded furniture they imported and by the easy way they catch up while they’re lacing their skates. Alas, they will soon lose their lease, as the property on which the warehouse sits will be reassigned to a more lucrative use.

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Town & Country: Big Fun, Scottsville punk, and Charlottesville in the ’90s

From left: Jessika, Peggy, Zachary, Sara, Shira, and Ray hang out on the Big Fun front porch in April 1996. (Courtesy Big Fun Glossary)

Big Fun: Zachary was heard answering the telephone “Big Fun,” and quickly that name stuck as the name for the isolated yellow house in the middle of the blowing field on Fairview Farms north of Scottsville, Virginia, wherein lived The Pegger, Sara, Jessika, Zach, and Josh.

Sometime in the late ’90s, while searching online for information on getting high via over-the-counter drugs, I stumbled across a bizarre website detailing the adventures of a bunch of punk rock kids living in a big house in the country, right outside my hometown of Charlottesville. The website was called The Big Fun Glossary, an alphabetical list of terms and definitions and tales of “impromptu punk rock concerts, Dextromethorphan chug-fests, Nomadic Festivals, nazi skinheads, and (most importantly) record alcohol consumption.” It was something I’d dreamt of finding for a long time—a perfect bohemian scene hidden right in my backyard. Only, by the time I’d found it, it was already gone. All that remained was this crazy website.

SEE FOR YOURSELF:www.asecular.com/bigfun

Have you ever had a period in your life, be it several years or a single day, when, in retrospect, everything that happened seems to have been of utmost importance? Despite the drama, the craziness and perhaps the very real harm that was done, looking back it all seems so beautiful and golden that you wish you could keep it forever, like a flower frozen in amber.

The Big Fun Glossary captures just such a moment: “state-of-the art youth hedonism” as practiced in Charlottesville in the mid-’90s. It reads like a reality show version of On The Road, a devil’s dictionary filled with gossip, social criticism, and philosophical musings, where people with names like Morgan Anarchy and Diana the Redhead live in a state of enlightened poverty and angry joie de vivre, hoisting jugs of cheap wine like weapons in a war against the straight-laced forces of oppression.

UVA: At Big Fun, UVA is seen more as something to be mocked and exploited than revered and attended. Part of that mocking was well accomplished the night that Morgan, Ray, and others thoroughly spray painted the Rotunda, the holiest of holies wherein lies a copy of (drum roll) the Declaration of Independence, signed by Thomas Jefferson on July 4th, 1776 (a fact that makes the United States of America a Cancer).

This particular moment in time began in the fall of ’95 and ended in the summer of ’96, a roughly eight-month period that Gus Mueller, the author of The Big Fun Glossary, now sees as a turning point in his life. Banned from Oberlin College for lighting his dorm room on fire, the 27-year-old was living on his parents’ farm outside of Staunton. Bored and broke, he began driving over the mountain to Charlottesville, where he met Jessika, Sara, and Peggy, three refugees from suburban Pennsylvania, aged somewhere around 19, known collectively as the Malvern Girls.

Having been kicked out of several residences in town owing to the noise, fights, and general chaos that seemed to follow them wherever they went, the Malvern Girls decided to escape to somewhere isolated, a punk rock Walden where they could pursue inspiration and intoxication without anyone bothering them. They found what they were looking for just north of Scottsville: a two-story, yellow farmhouse in the middle of a field that became known as Big Fun.

There might be a God after all: On days following the use of Tussin, the weather always seems to be warm and sunny, even though most of the winter of ’95-’96 has been horrible. For some reason, the Gus feels pleasant and content after a night of Tussin abuse, and he is given to saying such corny things as “there might be a God after all.”

Gus has always compulsively documented his life, largely through daily journals he’s kept since basically forever, but also by painting and the creation of countless websites. When the Malvern Girls and their motley crew moved to Big Fun, “[t]hings,” the glossary tells us, “gravitated increasingly towards anarchy,” an anarchy that Gus began to immediately try and capture. “I was fully immersed, of course,” he said. “I wasn’t completely remote. But it definitely felt like it was a project for me.”

The denizens of Big Fun seemed to have their own language, an ever-evolving argot with a heavy emphasis on astrology. Gus began collecting interesting words and phrases and laying them out in the form of a glossary. The fall of ’96 was warm and beautiful. Gus would arrive for the weekends loaded with provisions filched from his parents’ kitchen. There was a “disastrous” housewarming party, and trips into Scottsville to frighten the locals. The drug of choice at Big Fun was Tussin DM, an over-the-counter cough syrup containing Dextromethorphan, which in large quantities causes a dissociative, hallucinogenic high. Many days were spent under its influence wandering through the woods and exploring abandoned houses. “When you’re on Robitussin,” Gus said, “everything feels like you’re in The Wizard of Oz.”

Glossary, The: Opinions on the glossary are varied. Sara Poiron, who resents her definition, has said “I hate the glossary.” When Jessika let everyone at the C&O read an earlier version of the glossary, they all said the same thing, “That guy sure has a lot of time on his hands.” Jessika’s mother found the glossary useful because it built a linguistic bridge across an otherwise uncrossable generation gap

At first the glossary contained only 150 words. Sneaking into the UVA computer lab, Gus would print out copies and hand them to various people to read. The glossary is hilariously unfiltered. Real names, real opinions, even real e-mail addresses are used. Some complaints were registered. Aaron the SHARP (Skin Head Against Racial Prejudice) threatened to break Gus’ hands, although he never did. Most definitions were left unchanged with the complaints added in italics. “When you write something about people, nobody’s going to be happy with it,” Gus said. “I mean, I’m going to hate this thing you’re about to write.”

In May of ’96, local musician Jamie Dyer used his job at Comet.net to put the glossary on the Internet. The Web was still in its infancy then, and the first digital iteration of The Big Fun Glossary was one long page with almost no pictures. Still, it was thrilling for Gus to see his work online. “The Web,” he said, “was amazing to me in those days.”

Gus also got a job at Comet.net. Tasked with staying up all night to guard the computers against catastrophe, he was basically paid to work on the Big Fun Glossary. “They were paying me $6 an hour,” he said, “so they didn’t expect much.”

Tattoo: Everyone thinks ‘Big Fun’ would be a good tattoo, but what would it be like having that on your arm even 10 years from now? And ‘Big Fun” just invites trouble when we inevitably end up in prison.

The finished website contains 666 terms, lots of pictures and no ads. It’s a sprawling, labyrinthine entity, filled with internal links enabling the reader to navigate by whim, moving from word to word with no need for a beginning or an end.

Matt Farrell, owner of Hypocrite Press and himself part of the Big Fun scene, has turned the website into a book called Concerning Big Fun, purchasable from lulu.com. But to truly experience the glossary, you should follow the advice at the bottom of its introduction: “This is a post-modern work whose design encourages jumping around and even accidentally missing parts. Whenever one reads anything, one zones out and misses parts, so missing parts of this literature is not something to lose sleep over.”

Punk rock: Idealism has been seen as ineffective (just look at the ’60s, man!), and the only solution is to withdraw from society. For example, at Big Fun, news is completely ignored and any new weather system that comes through is a complete surprise. Should the fascists take over completely (and they almost have), no one at Big Fun will be aware of it until the tanks come rumbling down that long dirt driveway.

A host of problems contributed to the end of Big Fun, but the biggest was the record-breaking cold that winter.

“People were just kinda like wearing lots and lots of layers under blankets, with electric space heaters blaring in their rooms with the door shut,” Gus said. “Their electric bill one month was like $2,000. …So they just didn’t pay it, ’cause that’s what you do when you’re 19 and you have an electric bill you can’t pay. And so then another month came and they didn’t pay that one, and eventually the electric company turned off the power.”

“It was just unlivable. No toilets were flushing, they were shitting in the woods.” And so everyone went their separate ways, and the Big Fun moment was over.

Big fun: A state in which for the most part all the people participating in an event are not bored, angry, sad, or asleep. When big fun is obviously no longer present, it is customary for Sara Poiron to say, “big fun has left the building.”

Gus is now 44 and living in upstate New York, where he’s a database developer. His wife Gretchen is a poet and teacher at Bard College, helping local prison inmates get degrees. They do not have children (they’re “philosophically opposed to reproduction”), but they do have five cats and three dogs. When asked where he was educated, Gus is fond of answering, “At Big Fun.”

If you were alive and young in the ’90s, The Big Fun Glossary rings astonishingly true. It is, I firmly believe, a lost Gen X classic about a small but vital part of Charlottesville’s history. But even if you never had a mohawk or listened to Nirvana, there’s much to enjoy and learn swimming down its chaotic streams. The Big Fun Glossary is a field guide to joyful anarchy and a perfect portrait of a long gone, golden moment.

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Present tense? C-VILLE’s Annual Gift Guide

JUMP TO:

• Your greenie neighbors

• Your art student sister

• Your boyfriend’s fashionable younger sister

• Your gay best friend

• Your supportive mother

• Your tech-geek brother

• Your conservative stepdad

Mae West once said, “I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.” We share that sentiment, which is why we’ve come up with more than 50 gift ideas to help you treat the folks in your life to something unexpected this holiday season. Of course, some people are harder to buy for than others, so we’ve focused on the more difficult recipients—from your art student sister to your conservative stepdad—to help guide your search. You’ll find everything from decadent sunscreen and silky lingerie to digital microscopes and fish grillers. (Yep, we said “fish grillers.”) You won’t see any diamonds on the list, but there’s plenty of sparkle just the same. Hey, don’t say we never gave you anything.

 

 

Your greenie neighbors…

Wake up at 5am to let the hens out of their coop and join you for a pre-dawn bike ride around the neighborhood. You sure do appreciate the fresh-baked zucchini bread they bring when you invite them over for dinner, but still find it irritating that they use a tiller until 9pm every night from June-August. Last year, you bought them some incense for Christmas, but were reminded afterwards of the husband’s severe asthma.

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For those long days in the garden. Elemis sunscreen from Neroli ($39, Barracks Road Shopping Center North Wing, 984-3450); Won’t this look pretty hanging from the tree on a summer night? Nkuku lantern from Sustain ($44, 406 W. Main St., 244-0028); The perfect perch to keep outside the kitchen window. Nkuku birdhouse from Sustain ($28, 406 W. Main St., 244-0028); Following an afternoon of digging, they’ll need this sweet-smelling scrub. Gardener’s Hand Scrub from Plow & Hearth ($9.99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-3707); Once they’re past their prime, these dishcloths are compostable. Swedish dishcloths from Artifacts ($7.95 each, 111 Fourth St. NE, 295-9500); Any fan of living off the land will enjoy this read. Stalking the Wild Asparagus by Euell Gibbons from New Dominion Bookshop ($17.50, Downtown Mall, 295-2552); A thoughtful 12″ by 12″ print for above the kitchen table. “Radishes” by John Grant from Les Yeux du Monde or johngrantstudios.com ($350, 841 Wolf Trap Rd., 973-5566).

 

 

Your art student sister…

Spent her entire fall break camping out with the nearest Occupation to show support for the 99 percent. She lives for her Tuesday night dance class, wears vintage slips under her secondhand dresses and has been saving up for a motorcycle for three years. Last Christmas, you bought her Chinese meditation balls and she gave them to her cat, Manet, to roll around her Downtown apartment.

 

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A proper cat toy for Manet. Boots & Barkley cat toy from Target ($2.99, Hollymead Town Center, 964-0231); A stylish alternative to a nylon pencil bag. Baggu leather pouch from Elsie Garden ($48, 109 S. First St., 979-2888); Like something a biker chick might wear (if she had a bike). Snake bracelet from Roxie Daisy ($80, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); She can never have too many of these. Paintbrushes from Studio Art Shop ($7.95-13.95, 1108 W. Main St., 293-8356); To transport her masterpieces to and from class. Prestige soft-sided portfolio from Studio Art Shop ($33, 1108 W. Main St., 293-8356); An arty book she’ll appreciate. The Exquisite Book by Julia Rothman from Barnes & Noble ($29.95, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 984-0461); A pretty, subtle nod to artistic interests. Measuring tape bracelet from Elsie Garden ($68, 109 S. First St., 979-2888); Perfect to revive her dry hands after a long day of pottery class. J.R. Watkins Apothecary “Lotion Devotion” set from Target ($8.29, Hollymead Town Center, 964-0231); A shiny new pair for the next semester of classes. Capezio ballet shoes from The Hip Joint ($34, 110 Second St. NE, 971-6888); Treat her to something she wouldn’t buy herself. Mimi Holiday teddy from Derriere de Soie ($155, Downtown Mall, 977-7455).

 

 

Your boyfriend’s fashionable younger sister…

Listens to Katy Perry almost exclusively, never misses an episode of “Gossip Girl” and was heartbroken when Kim Kardashian and what’s-his-name called it quits. She works at Urban Outfitters, spends her spare time organizing her walk-in closet and texting her girlfriends. Last year, you bought her tickets to a concert you thought she’d like, but she ended up scalping them to some kids at her private school to pay for a pair of Tory Burch flats.

 

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Fit for a princess! Wall hooks from Roxie Daisy ($12.95 each, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); This’ll add subtle shimmer to her desk. Frame from Artifacts ($20, 111 Fourth St. NE, 295-9500); A clever roadmap for any young lady. Modern Girl’s Guide to Life by Jane Buckingham from
Barnes & Noble ($25.99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 984-0461); Gen Y’s answer to Emily Post? Very Classy: Even More Exceptional Advice for the Extremely Modern Lady by Derek Blasberg from
Barnes & Noble ($17.99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 984-0461); Pink watermelon, blackberry and red currant: yum! Twirl perfume by Kate Spade from Ulta ($65, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 293-4958); Sparkle and sass. Hobo chain wallet from O’Suzannah ($72, 114 Fourth St. NE, 979-7467); A pretty pair she’ll wear with everything. Earrings from Cha Cha’s ($14 each, Downtown Mall, 293-8553); The cheeseburger phone of the modern age. Retro cellphone handset from And George ($49, 3465 Ivy Rd., 244-2800).

 

 

Your gay best friend…

Wakes up early on Wednesday morning to re-watch the latest episode of “Glee” online. He orders a venti, nonfat, no foam, no water, six-pump, extra hot chai latte before heading off to browse the local comic book store until he settles on the most recent installment of “The Green Lantern.” He wears Kenneth Cole sneaks, shops at Diesel and works as an assistant to an interior designer. Last year, you bought him the complete collection of Joan Crawford movies, and he thought it was amazeballs.

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A sensible wallet with a surprise color pop. Daines & Hathaway wallet from Beecroft & Bull ($135, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 979-9010); Something unexpected for his coffee table. Thomas Paul goldfish box from Roxie Daisy ($53, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); To keep his bachelor pad smelling super fresh. Lasco candle from Roxie Daisy ($54.95, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); A quirky interiors book combining photographs and illustrations. The Selby Is In Your Place by Todd Selby from Roxie Daisy ($35, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); For jotting down important thoughts and ideas. Leather journal from Rock Paper Scissors ($56, Downtown Mall, 979-6366); A stylish topper for day or night. Fedora from Target ($16.99, Hollymead Town Center, 964-0231); Cool enough to stash his comic books by the couch. Jenna Rose hamper from
O’Suzannah ($90, 114 Fourth St. NE, 979-7467); Every dapper gentleman needs a pretty pocket square. From J.Crew ($39.50, Fashion Square Mall, 975-2889).

 

 

Your supportive mother…

Is a favored chaperone at your little brother’s school. She somehow manages to keep the house tidy despite her overcrowded schedule of yoga teacher training, French language classes and a book club with her girlfriends. Her chicken tetrazzini is still better than any foie gras torchons with rhubarb foam you’ve ever tasted. Last year, you presented her with a fun new apron from T.J.Maxx and it still hangs, with its tags on, in the pantry.

 

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She deserves a little jewelry, don’t you think? Eric Silva sterling silver bracelet ($175) and necklace ($130) from Angelo (Downtown Mall, 971-9256); To keep her busy schedule in check, in style. Graphic Image day planner from
Rock Paper Scissors ($34, Downtown Mall, 979-6366); So soft, and they keep fingers free! Katie Mawson gloves from
O’Suzannah ($78, 114 Fourth St. NE, 979-7467); A cheeky cutting board for family dinner prep. From Roxie Daisy ($49.95, 101 E. Water St., 202-8133); Vibrant blue brightens up an intense workout. Tonic yoga pants from
The Hip Joint ($102, 110 Second St. NE, 971-6888); A stylish, stainless steel water bottle to use during training. Kleen Kanteen from Blue Ridge Eco Shop ($19.95, Downtown Mall, 296-0042); Such a pretty addition to her bedside table. Nouvelle candle from Ivy Nursery ($40.95, 570 Broomley Rd., 295-1183); This nontoxic mat is made from thermoplastic elastomer for durability. Prana E.C.O. yoga mat from
The Hip Joint ($50, 110 Second St. NE, 971-6888).

 

 

Your tech-geek brother…

Is constantly on his Ubuntu box, playing “World of Warcraft” and following subReddits. Thanks to his unfailing devotion to all things geek, he knew about “Keyboard Cat” before it hit the mainstream, Chuck Testa before the fallout, and Pinterest before—well, no. He’s still the only male who knows about that. When he’s not glued to his monitor, he’s out camping with his geeky friends. Last year, you bought him a subscription to WIRED, but on your most recent trip home, noticed he was lining his hamster’s cage with its shredded pages.

 

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For late-night games by the campfire. Bananagrams from Target ($14.99, Hollymead Town Center, 964-0231); Almost too cool for school. T-shirt from A Mystery in Common ($25, McIntire Plaza, 244-0100); The ultimate battle tool. “World of Warcraft” gaming mouse from Best Buy ($79.99, 1615 Emmet St. N, 977-1578); This would look so cool hanging in his bedroom. Topographic map from Blue Ridge Mountain Sports ($16.99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-4400); An essential for young camping enthusiasts. Deuter backpack from
Blue Ridge Mountain Sports ($109.99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-4400); He wore his last pair down to the nubs. Teva Kids camping shoes from Shoe Store Next Door ($45, Downtown Mall, 293-8400); A stylish pair to drown out background noise. Philips-O’Neill headphones from
Best Buy($59.99, 1615 Emmet St. N, 977-1578); Makes a great stocking stuffer. Hexbug from
Target ($9.99, Hollymead Town Center, 964-0231); Combines his two loves: computers and the outdoors. Zoomy Handheld Digital Microscope from Shenanigans ($59.95, Barracks Road Shopping Center North Wing, 295-4797); Like a Swiss Army knife for campers. Pocket cutlery from Cha Cha’s ($14, Downtown Mall, 293-8553).

 

 

Your conservative stepdad…

Wears a tie to Sunday brunch…in his own home. Even after five years, he refuses to acknowledge that you’re living in sin with your significant other and insists on calling him your “special friend.” He listens to Glenn Beck, custom orders his dress shoes and is a lifetime member of the NRA. He takes annual trips to the Outer Banks to fish with his good ol’ boy buddies. Last year, you bought him a new tie clip, which he says he’s saving for a “worthy occasion.”

 

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The best way to fry his big catch. BBQ Fish Basket from The Happy Cook ($28.50, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-2665); Something bright for his Sunday best. Breuer tie from Eljo’s ($95, 1067 Millmont St., 295-5230); A savvy saver, he keeps the thermostat pretty low. Peter Mailler cashmere sweater from Beecroft & Bull ($195, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 979-9010); To help the holidays go down smooth. Made in Sperryville, Virginia! Wasmund’s Single Malt Scotch from the ABC Store ($36.90, Various locations); Oh no, not Rudolph! Reindeer horn bottle opener from Artifacts ($35, 111 Fourth St. NE, 295-9500); For his study. Bookends from Patina Antiques, etc. ($58, 2171 Ivy Rd., 244-3222); Every serious fisherman needs one of these. Barbour shirt from Orvis ($99, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-6882); To replace the ugly duffel he’s been taking on business trips for years. Dr. Koffer leather weekender from Van Nesa Luggage & Leather Goods ($395, Barracks Road Shopping Center, 977-8561); New luggage requires a new luggage tag. Graphic Image luggage tag from
Rock Paper Scissors ($27, Downtown Mall, 979-6366).

 

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NEW! Fall 2011: Bright’s ideas

It’s 2pm on Sunday afternoon and Jackie Bright is in her Seventh Street office. This isn’t unusual. In fact, for her, it’s downright normal to be working in the off-hours. Effectiveness, she says, doesn’t always happen 9 to 5.

 

“I really do try to work when I feel inspired. If I can’t focus, then I just walk away from it,” says 31-year-old Bright. She admits the method sounds a bit weird—and not at all like the antiquated work environment that Baby Boomers are used to. But it gets results. Since 2009, Bright has served as Executive Director of Literacy Volunteers of Charlottesville-Albemarle. The local nonprofit provides no-cost one-on-one tutoring to undereducated adults. This past year, 79 students advanced to a higher educational functioning level, up 23 percent from last year.

The position at LVCA has provided Bright with a solid jumping off point for her next step, an Executive Director role with Big Brothers Big Sisters’ local chapter. The bulk of her duties will be fairly familiar, and the focus of her work will draw on some of the principles she learned while at LVCA.

“At the end of the day, it’s all about creating a strong community through individual sustainability,” Bright says. “I’m thrilled to be an agent of that mission.”—Caite White

On LVCA:
“A big portion of our program, just by nature of who comes to see us, is women. There was one story about an immigrant woman who just has this harrowing story of leaving North Vietnam and coming here. She wanted to learn to read; she wanted to learn to speak; she wanted to learn to tell her story. What’s so neat about this whole program is that we give people a voice—not just literally, but figuratively.”

On reading:
“This is kind of cheesy, but The Wind in the Willows is actually my favorite book of all time. My mom used to read it to me as a kid; every night before we’d go to sleep, she’d read me a chapter of it and I have the original copy that she used to read for me. She recently sent me an updated version, so I have two of them in my house.

On hobbies:
“I’m really into knitting right now. I really like the yarn from The Needle Lady. I’m kind of a snobby knitter. My mom, she always says, ‘Just go to Michaels.’ I’m like, ‘Mom! I have to have this organic, luscious Australian yarn.’ I’m attempting to knit a Viking hat and matching beard for my sister.”

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July 2011: Another man’s treasure

Just five years ago, Darryl Smith couldn’t picture himself as a homeowner. A renter since college, he’d enjoyed being able to pick up and move when he got tired of the place. Cut to last Christmas, when he and roommate Alex Wear, a carpenter at Builder Beast and Alloy Workshop, began renovating his Monticello Avenue condo, starting from the ground up.

“It was wall-to-wall carpet [when I moved in],” says Smith, the Live Arts Box Office Manager. “Then last year, Alex said, ‘I can put hardwood floors in!’” With that project complete, they’ve set their sights on bigger changes, like pocket doors in the laundry area and new kitchen cabinetry.

Beyond the structural improvements, Smith has filled his condo with items taken from near-trash to treasure: A friend’s abandoned Victrola found a home in his dining room, and an orange chair he scored when a pal was moving sits in the living room. Smith likes nabbing these hand-me-downs. “[The pieces] don’t match,” he says, “but it kind of all works.”

In fact, beyond the notable exceptions —like his maple floors and kitchen upgrades—there aren’t many things in his condo that Smith didn’t score for a song. But he’s not focused on staying trendy.

“The way I look at my apartment is more of like what I’d wear,” he says. “Just the colors and the textures. It’s kind of a man cave, in a way.”—Caite White

“After working, what, 60 hours a week at Live Arts, my favorite thing to do is just come here and crash and watch TV. And not deal with people.

“The mornings are great. Like on the weekends, you can hear the baseball games in the park. And, at the right time in the morning, you can see the balloons leaving from Carter Mountain.

“I got that [screen] in Richmond. There’s this weird antique store there called Jane Hathaway’s. I probably got it for around $45. There’s a little crack in it—it was on the wall and it fell. But it gives a little character to it. And the store is called Jane Hathaway, which you gotta love.

“The Victrola…My friend Craig moved to Louisville and he was like, ‘Can you keep this for me for a while?’ It’s been with me for like 10 years.

“Some of the art pieces—these three pieces, this piece and the piece over there—are Aaron Eichorst. He’s a local artist and he’s the art teacher at Clark. He’s just started doing a whole new series of friends as plants. Kind of a little hybrid of his friends. Like, ‘Oh, you’re a pansy’ or, ‘You’re a spruce.’

“There are coats in [that wardrobe]. And if you go far enough, you get to Narnia.

“That pillow is from World Market. WORLD MARKET! That’s Oprah’s favorite place.

“My biggest thing is, for a change, I would move. Charlottesville is a different community because there’s not that many places available, so in like the last year or two we’ve been renovating. That’s my way of moving now. Or adding new furniture or new floors, new cabinets. It’s an ongoing process.”

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March 2011: Concrete ideas

When Colleen Beights decided to renovate the kitchen of her 19th-century farmhouse on Old Trail golf course—literally, the course was built around the centuries-old structure—everyone thought she was crazy. But, for the freelance interior designer, it was hard to imagine dreaming up anything in the space, be it a family meal or a creative thought.

“I’m happiest in a calming hue of whites and soft grays,” Beights says. “A minimalist, uncluttered kitchen was always my aim.” Unfortunately, that was a far cry from the orange-red wallpaper, “shiny green” granite countertops and Asian-inspired backsplash the home’s previous owners left behind.

Vindicated by the bar she’d seen while dining out, Beights enlisted elbwrm, a custom concrete design firm, to create a chunky countertop for her new unfettered space. Together, she and owner Alexander Kitchin (formerly of Pretty Hard) conjured a sleek, modern room with a nod to elements from the kitchen’s past life: A long open shelf and crown moulding overhead, 3″-thick concrete counters and a farmhouse sink, stainless steel appliances and original cabinetry. Even the décor mixes old with new: A white vinyl banquette pairs unexpectedly with two black-lacquered Louis XIV-style chairs.

Nearly two years later, the kitchen is quickly becoming the family’s favorite gathering spot. “The kids like to watch me cook here,” says Beights, whose three children range in age from 3 to 7 years old. “It’s nice to be able to have people sit and feel comfortable.”—Caite White

“I’m not sure if the countertops were the starting point, but I knew I wanted to change the entire feel of the room, and I did know from day one that I wanted to incorporate concrete. I love its heavy, industrial yet modern and edgy feel, especially juxtaposed against the old house.

“I’d already envisioned and begun designing the kitchen when we happened upon the bar in The Clifton Inn. I was set on using concrete at that point, but seeing the heft of the concrete there underscored my vision of doing super thick, 3″ tops.

“I finally got my act together and got a dining room table I love. Before, we kind of cobbled together a farm table and a second round table. The new table is concrete, too, though in a different palette. I can’t get enough of it!

“This house is gonna OD on concrete.

“I hate loading and unloading the dishwasher more than anything, so I will stack [the built in dish-rack] up with pots and pans and the kids’ melamine plates. I love that feature. It functions really well for us.

“When we entertain, everybody always hangs out in the kitchen. I want people to feel comfortable plopping down and staying a while.

“The design of the previous kitchen wasn’t dated; it was finished tastefully in a very traditional, Virginia farmhouse style. It was just very different from what I envisioned.

“My in-laws are actually using the [discarded upper cabinets] in their own renovation right now. And the countertops went to my sister-in-law. Everything was dispersed.”

 

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May 2010: Fashion

Warming trend

Lille Smallwood wears a Bantu one-piece bathing suit ($120) and Sonja R. rings ($48 each) from Derriere de Soie (105 E. Main St., 977-7455).

 

Suit yourself

Meredith Heiderman wears an Aloha Navy Paisley bikini from Duo ($38, 101 Elliewood Ave., 979-1212).

 

Splash of color

Broocks Willich wears a Mouillé fuschia bikini from Derriere de Soie ($80, 105 E. Main St., 977-7455). 

 

 

 Photo by Jackson Smith. Hair and makeup by Daphne Latham. Styling by Caite White. All photos for this month’s feature were taken at Lake Monocan at Wintergreen Resort. 

 

…& all the fixin’s

Natural straw bag from Spring Street ($46, 107 W. Main St., 975-1200), Matta Batik silk cover-up from E.G. ($235, 109 S. First St., 979-2888), Coach Marchon sunglasses (top, $220) and Paul Smith sunglasses (bottom, $285) from Primary Eyecare (2159 Barracks Rd., 977-2020) and Ecote Sunburst Sandal from Urban Outfitters ($38, 316 E. Main St., 295-1749).