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Jefferson’s last stand

On Wednesday, June 21, a mid-size throng piled into the back of the Downtown Mall’s historic Jefferson Theater to bid a fond adieu (for now) to Charlottesville’s favorite purveyor of $3 movies, which is closing for at least a year to undergo “massive” renovations. Amid flyers proclaiming “Good-bye old Charlottesville: The last good place is gone,” and a video projection of George W. Bush giving the finger, raucous-yet-tuneful garage rockers The Karl Rove serenaded an increasingly inebriated crowd (with all-you-can-drink beer available for $5, many attendees seized the opportunity to dull their existential pain). The party stretched late into the night, and was marked by much reminiscing and anti-development vitriol. But, in the end, good memories and high-decibel music seemed to overpower the melancholy, and the last stragglers to leave the shuttered theater were, quite obviously and without a doubt, happier than when they arrived.

South Pacific
Heritage Repertory Theatre
Through July 1

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 I don’t know about you, but I like my musicals to have some meat on their bones. If a man is going to fall so in love with a woman that he can’t help but burst into song, I’d like a world war, or some such distressing thing, to loom invisibly in the background, mitigating the mushiness.
    In the case of South Pacific, the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic based on James Michener’s Tales of the South Pacific, the world war is the second one, and the lovers are a middle-aged French planter named Emile de Becque (T. Doyle Leverett) and a young American nurse named Nellie Forbush (Nancy Snow). Both live on a South Pacific island where the U.S. army has stationed a base.
    But it’s not just their story. The handsome Lieutenant Cable (Rob Marnell) arrives to lead a mission to create a spy post on a Japanese-held island, and meets Liat (Catherine Kim), the enchanting daughter of a souvenir dealer named Bloody Mary (Marthe Rowen). Cable and Liat don’t require several dates and some electric conversation to realize they’re in love—or any other kind of conversation for that matter. He only speaks English, you see, and she only speaks French. A song ensues. Thank you, intimations of prejudice and tragedy, for hovering in the air and lending the sentimentality some weight.
    Though South Pacific has a reputation for dragging at times (especially with all the exposition in Act I), veteran Heritage Repertory director Robert Chapel apparently didn’t feel the need to do any fiddling to repair the damage. Additional problems arise: Choreographer Lynee Kurdziel Formato seems to have had more luck whipping the male ensemble into shape than the female ensemble; Rowen’s Bloody Mary is too clownish to be believed; Leverett, Snow and Marnell’s singing talents exceed their acting talents; and Leverett and Snow’s voices go together like papaya juice and coconut milk.
    Nevertheless, Chapel and Formato have created a standard, safe, solid production that weathers these little storms, and in turn ensures that South Pacific’s status as a substantive bundle of song and dance remains intact.—Doug Nordfors

Civil War
By Mark Millar and Steve McNiven
Marvel Comics, monthly

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Is it just me, or does it seem that the world of comics is becoming more like real life every day? Batman’s got abandonment issues, Superman’s lonely, DC recently revealed that the new Batwoman is a lesbian, and now this: Marvel’s annual mega-crossover mini-series, which, in place of a clichéd alien invasion, presents a torn-from-the-headlines “event” that mixes an engaging superhero drama with reality TV trappings and a healthy dollop of C-SPAN.
    The set-up: A group of young, fame-seeking heroes track down a group of C-list villains to get footage for a reality series. In the heroes’ zeal they fail to notice that one of the villains can trigger spectacular explosions, and that their makeshift battleground is next door to a suburban elementary school. The bad guy goes boom, killing all but one of the heroes…and several hundred kids.
    The public condemnation is swift and clear: Something must be done about superheroes. For years the costumed “do-gooders” have operated outside the law. Yes, they often save the world—but they also cause billions in property damage and frequently leave behind innocent bystanders wounded in the crossfire, with nobody taking responsibility. The government quickly moves to pass the Superhuman Registration Act, which will require every “hero” to reveal his/her identity and became an official agent of the United States.
    And so the “civil war” begins.
    Some of the heroes stand behind the SRA, including Iron Man, who sees it as the next responsible step in human/superhuman evolution. Not so pleased is Captain America, who sees it as the first step toward fascism, something he saw first-hand in WWII. Cap goes on the run, and is soon labeled an enemy of the state as he puts together an underground of like-minded heroes committed to preserving their freedom. Iron Man, determined to stop Cap and his group by any means necessary, gathers up the heroes looking to fall in line with the government.
    Stuck in the middle is Spider-Man. He pledges allegiance to Iron Man, but has deep reservations about what registration means—not only heroes, but also for the friends and family they’ve sworn to protect. But by the end of the recently released Issue 2, he makes a fateful decision that will change the character forever: He removes his mask on camera and reveals to the world that he is, and always has been, Peter Parker.
    It’s a great, iconic comic moment that fandom will debate for years. It’s also in the service of a great, interesting story that addresses important social issues like immigration and gun control. How successful Civil War ultimately ends up being, however, hinges on whether or not the Powers That Be decide to simplify inherently un-simple questions. But so far writer Mark Millar has done a great job playing devil’s advocate for both sides, and has kept the story from becoming just an endless slog of speechifying (the spinoff titles have not done as well on that front). Marvel promises big changes by the story’s end, and just two issues in they’ve already delivered some truly shocking moments. Where it goes from here is anybody’s guess.—Eric Rezsnyak

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News

Pipe down

Dear Punjint: “The deal,” as they say, is that hookah smoking is simply awesome, in the way that only a communal activity whose health risks haven’t yet been fully assessed can be.
    Hookah is like alcohol was in the ’90s (the 1890s, I mean), like cigarettes in the ’50s, coke in the ’80s, and meth in the… O.K., maybe never meth. But the point is, hookah’s real hook is the mystery, baby. Is it good for you? Is it deadly? We don’t know! Still, whether you’re a Lebanese purist who eschews girly tobacco flavors like “peach” and “cinnamon spice,” or a collar-popping frat-dweller who cradles that curvy mouthpiece in a fashion most unprep, hookah’s current heat rivals Lauren Bacall do-ing a French inhale.
    But what, you ask, are all the beautiful (and scruffy) people smoking in those glorious, bubbly pipes? To smoke out the answer, Ace rang up Thomas Eissenberg, a Virginia Commonwealth University professor who is currently preparing a study on hookah use. He swore that it’s pure tobacco in there (plus a sweetener, like sugar or honey, and often some flavoring). You can get hookah tobacco in all kinds of flavors—although Ace recommends sticking mainly to the manly ones (too many mango smoke rings can wreck a guy’s juju, you know).
       The jury’s still out on the effects of hookah, but Eissenberg suspects that “we’re going to find out
that there are some toxins that are unique to water pipe smoke…and some toxins identical to those that are in cigarette smoke,” he says. The tobacco in hookahs has the same nicotine, tar and carbon monoxide as cigarette tobacco—but exposure might be even worse, because smokers inhale 10 times longer and deeper, and take 10 times as many puffs, since a full-
up hookah takes about an hour to finish, Eissen-berg says. Geez, way to harsh Ace’s buzz, Tom!
    As to whether it’s sanitary—well, to be honest, Ace thinks you sound just a bit germo-phobic. The germ quo-tient on a hookah mouthpiece is no worse than, say, a communion wine glass. (So stick that
in your water pipe, you Puri-tans!) Ace recommends you just think of group smoking as one big makeout session—with six other people.

 You can ask Ace yourself. Intrepid investigative reporter Ace Atkins has been chasing readers’ leads for 18 years. If you have a question for Ace, e-mail it to ace@c-ville.com.

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wellness • kids • arts • OUTDOORS • Grab Bag

Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society Walking Tours McIntire Building, 200 Second St. NE. 296-1492. www.albemarlehistory.org. Guided tours of historic Downtown every Sat-urday from April through October, 10am. Free.

Beginner Bike Ride www.cambc.org. Join the Charlottesville Area Mountain Bike Club for an easy, socially-paced ride, select Tuesdays and Sundays. Next ride is Sunday, July 4, at Walnut Creek Park, 5pm. Free.

Bird Walk at Ivy Creek Natural Area 973-7772. www.ivycreekfoundation.org. Learn Virginia’s  birds with experienced birders. Spon-sored by Rivanna Conservation Society, Ivy Creek Foundation and Monticello Bird Club every first Saturday, 7:30am. Call for meeting location.

Charlottesville Astronomical Society On Mc-Cormick Road. 975-4231. www.cvilleastro.org. Meets the first Wednesday of each month at the McCormick Observatory to hear various speakers discuss astronomy and space. Next meeting is July 5, with Dr. Ed Murphy, who will discuss eclipses, 7pm. Free.

Charlottesville Hash House Harriers 963-9394 or 531-1937. www.chhh.com. This “drink-ing club with a running problem” meets for a three- to five-mile trail run and dinner every Sunday, 3pm. Free the first time, $5 afterwards.

Charlottesville Orchid Society 1165 E. Rio Rd. 975-4231. Meets the second Sunday of the month at the Church of Our Saviour to discuss var-ious aspects of orchid growing, 2-3:30pm. Free.

McCormick Observatory On McCormick Road. 924-7494. www.astro.virginia.edu. Holds a visitor’s night the first and third Fridays of each month (except holidays) including observing with telescopes (weather permitting), audio-visual presentations and tours. Next night is July 7, 9-11pm. Free.

Montalto tours at Monticello off Route 53. 984-9822. Walking tours of the landmark peak, 410′ above Jefferson’s home. Daily, 1pm and 3pm, weather permitting. $12.  Res-ervations recommended.

Monticello Signature tours off Route 53. 984-9822. www.monticello.org. An extended guided tour of the main floor, the Dome Room and cellars, plus the gardens on Fridays, 6:30pm. $35. Reservations required.

Plantation Community Tours at Monticello off Route 53. 984-9822. www.monticello.org. Tour Mulberry Row, the center of slave life at Monticello. Daily, on the hour from 10am-3pm. General admission.

Rivanna Trail Foundation Work Party 244-5763. www.rivannatrails.org. Held monthly every second Saturday, meets at Melbourne Road trailhead; tools provided, but bring shears and clippers if you have them. Next work party on July 8, 9am-noon. Free.

Scheier Natural Area nature exploration Scheier natural Area in Palmyra 971-1553. www.rivanna river.org. All-ages guided nature exploration, every fourth Sunday.  Next exploration on July 23, 3pm. Free.

SeaDevil Divers 2001 Commonwealth Ave. 975-5570. www.seadevildivers.com. A local scuba diving club, meets the second Tuesday of each month at Starr Hill Brewery. Social hour and speaker. Next meeting on July 11, 6:30pm. Free.

Senior Citizen Basketball at Downtown Recreation Center, 800 E. Market St. 970-3260. Every Monday and Thursday, 9:30-11:30am. Free.

Sunday Social Bike Ride www.cambc.org. Join the Charlottesville Area Mountain Bike Club for a socially paced ride, 6pm. Free.

Trout Unlimited meeting UVA Astronomy Build-ing. Call Chubby Damron, 531-6938. Visit the Thomas Jefferson Chapter’s monthly gathering about coldwater conservation and fisheries. Every fourth Thursday, 6:30-8:30pm. Free.

Wednesday Night Bike Ride www.cambc.org. With the Charlottesville Area Mountain Bike Club, an intermediate/advanced pace ride, 8pm. Free.

Wintergreen Nature Foundation 3421 Winter-green Dr., Nellysford. 325-8169. www.twnf.org. The WNF’s Field Studies Institute offers one- and two-day adult courses. Next class is “Working with Weeds Wildflower Gardens” on July 8, 10am-4pm. $60. Registration required.

Women’s 4-Miler Training Program UVA track, Copeley Road. (across from University Hall). 293-3367. Charlottesville Track Club sponsors Saturday morning training sessions to prepare for the Septmber 2 race. Cost includes running manual. Bring water, towel and folding chair. Register at Ragged Mountain Running Shop. $15.

Women’s Mountain Biking www.cambc.org. Join the Charlottesville Area Mountain Bike Club twice a month for a noncompetitive, social ride. Bring helmet, trail bike and water. Next ride is July 13 at 6pm. For more info: women@cambc.org.

Try This Now is a rotating listing of classes, workshops and ongoing events to help you broaden your horizons—take a hike, learn how to blow glass, or sign up your kid to act in a play. The schedule of topics goes as follows: First Tues-day of the month: Wellness; Second Tuesday: Kids; Third Tuesday: Arts and Fine Arts; Fourth Tuesday: Outdoors; Fifth Tuesday: Grab Bag. To get your event or organization listed, contact Susan Rosen at trythisnow@c-ville.com.

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News

Albemarle County wants you

Summer is here, and with it comes a host of jobs offered by your local government.

    Maybe you want to switch careers, or maybe you just want to expose your teen to actual sunlight. Fortunately for eager job seekers, Albemarle County and Charlottesville have dozens of open positions for part- and full-time workers of every stripe.
    If your brand-new Hummer still leaves you feeling…inadequate, why not compensate by driving something even bigger? Luckily for you, the County is currently hiring school bus drivers! And you can even park your ginormous new vehicle right outside your home (a fact listed by the County as one of the benefits of the job). Imagine how impressed the neighbors will be with that bright-yellow beast nestled in front of your crib.
    And even if that country club you had your eye on still won’t let you in, your fantasies of torrid affairs with desperate housewives need not die. Why not be a tennis instructor for Charlottesville’s Recreation Department? The ladies do so love a tennis pro, don’t you know.
    Speaking of fantasies, here’s one for all of the masochists out there. Looks like the City’s Treasurer’s Office is seeking customer service representatives. (Extremely high tolerance for existential pain a must.)
    Still not sure what to do with your life? Don’t worry, neither are most high school students. And looky here! Western Albemarle High School needs a guidance director. At over $50K a year, this gig looks pretty sweet. Oh, hold on… it requires “considerable tact and diplomacy.”

Well, it looks like this writer, for one, won’t be switching jobs this season.

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News

Suit claims local mail facility favors African-Americans

An area man has filed suit against the United States Postal Service (USPS) for “favoring African-Americans over Caucasians for promotions,” according to a complaint filed this month with the U.S. District Court. Roger Walker, a presumably white Buckingham County resident who works for the USPS as a maintenance technician at their Processing and Distribution Center on Airport Road, alleges that “racial favoritism” kept him from either getting trained for, or promoted to, a supervisory position in October 2003. Walker also contends that management has retaliated against him for pursuing the matter by not considering him for other positions or giving him further training.
    “It’s news to me,” says Dawn Jenkins, the facility plant manager whom Walker alleges denied him the promotion. “I’m not familiar with [the suit]. We have a process in place for grievances.” Jenkins says that of the five maintenance department managers, four are white and only one is black.
    Walker did not return calls by press time. His attorney, Robert Dwoskin, had no comment.
Though the suit has been filed, it has not yet been served. In fact, the suit was originally filed last August, but was dismissed after 120 days because it was never served. On June 8, Dwoskin re-filed the suit, which asks for unspecified compensatory and punitive damages as well as court costs.
    As the suit has not been served, Postal Service spokesmen Dave Partenheimer could not comment on the case. Lois Miller, Richmond district communications coordinator, said that all employees have a right to go through either the USPS grievance process or the Equal Employment Opportunities process. Walker’s complaint states that he filed a complaint through the Postal Service’s compliance office.

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A matter of degrees

In reviewing the National Research Council’s rankings, I would like to clarify a statement I made in response to a question during the Board of Visitors meeting on Friday, June 9, and that you included in your recent article on graduate student funding [“Grad student funding not up to snuff,” UVA News, June 13].
    In the article, you noted, “While 35 of approximately 100 graduate departments at University of California-Berkeley rank in the National Research Council’s Top 10, UVA scored only five out of 50, a measly 10 percent.” A more pertinent statistic relates to the number of Ph.D. programs ranked by the NRC. In 1995 the NRC ranked 41 different programs. Of those 41 programs, UC-Berkeley offered degrees in 36 of the areas. Of those 36 programs, 35 (97 percent) were ranked in the Top 10 of the NRC rankings.
    The University offered degrees in 32 of the NRC areas. Of those 32 programs, five (16 percent) were ranked in the Top 10 of the NRC rankings.
    Thus, while both the University and Berkeley offered far more degree programs than those above, not all were included in the NRC rankings.

Roseanne Ford
Associate VP for Research &
Graduate Studies, UVA
Charlottesville

Information overload

I had to laugh when I read Region Ten’s explanation of why they had failed to respond to our neighborhood association’s Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, as reported by Meg McEvoy [“Neighbors sue Region Ten for documents,” Courts & Crime News, June 20]. While our neighborhood was able to submit the request, petition the court when we received no response, take the case to court and finally have Region Ten judged in violation, all without an attorney, Region Ten claims that it simply did not understand how to respond to a FOIA, even with the assistance of an attorney paid with taxpayer dollars. Really? The truth is, as documents now obtained show, Region Ten specifically wishes to avoid questions being raised about their plans and does not want a public hearing or Planning Commission review to take place. They prefer to act behind closed doors. And they wonder why they have lost the trust and confidence of the Little High Area neighborhood?
 
Mark Haskins
President, Little High Area Neighborhood Association
Charlottesville

Grapes of wrath

The fatuous ex-Mrs. Kluge is so transparent in her self-serving schemes [“Where the wealthy things are,” June 13]. Her goal is to have a free source of labor from PVCC toiling in her vineyards. How pathetic. My grandmother always said that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. That best sums up her and her desperate attempts for validation and respectability.

Betsy M. Watson
Charlottesville

Consumer nation

I’ve been waiting to write about trash and recycling for the right moment, and it finally arrived in the last issue. The Ask Ace column [June 13] about those omnipresent plastic bags (decorating our trees, roads and landfills) provided the perfect forum to bring these matters to light. While it is commendable that people want to recycle their bags, I find it agonizing that the otherwise intelligent Ace overlooked two important matters.
    Ace never mentions the most obvious solution, which is for folks to bring their own grocery bags. I guess he (or she) is ignorant of the first two words in the mantra “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.” In the interest of reducing waste, and providing an example for other unaware shoppers like Ace, canvas and mesh (or other material) bags are widely available. Of course people can fill backpacks and old store bags as well.
    If the venerable Ace is indeed “an avid recycler” as proclaimed in the article, then the author may have noticed how popular the McIntire Road facility is among the well-to-do consumers of everything in
the area. Has it ever crossed the all-knowing mind of Ace that the easiest solution
to the mass of recycling that is drown-
ing the hard-working folks on McIntire Road would be to implore all of our friends and family to simply stop consuming so much?
    Seems like a simple solution, rather than massaging the collective conscience by recycling, to just reduce the amount we consume. Is it that hard to refuse a plastic bag next time you go get one or two small items? Or can folks try to drink water from a filter rather than wasting resources, energy and money by buying bottled water, soda and juice? When will the community realize the solution is always as easy as we make it?
    I know that is a tall order in this wealthy area, where people judge one another’s status by how much they have and spend, but after reading Ace’s column, I felt strongly moved to write. Think of all you recycle, and then about 10 thousand times that much going to the landfills (for the people who still throw everything out), and perhaps we can begin to imagine the sea of trash just in this community alone. No one ever thinks about the world drowning in our waste, but it is happening now, and only our children and theirs will be left to deal with the situation.

Kai Safran
Charlottesville

The editor replies: Ace is on your side, Kai. His answer on June 13 began, “First off, Ace reminds you that you can always reuse your bags.”

CORRECTIONS

Due to an editing error, the Get Out Now listings in our June 13 issue omitted the June 14-16 run of All My Sons at Live Arts. We sincerely regret the oversight.

Last week’s profile of Sean Tubbs, the podcaster who was profiled among the 2006
C-VILLE 20, misstated his relationship to Charlottesville Tomorrow, a local website dedicated to development issues. Though Tubbs and Charlottesville Tomorrow often collaborate, Charlottesville Tomorrow is “responsible for its own podcasting,” in the words of Executive Director Brian Wheeler. C-VILLE regrets the error.
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Living

Capshaw back in Ten

When a rumor comes home to roost, it’s nearly as satisfying as a perfect cup of miso soup. For many a month, Restaurantarama has been hearing these whispers: Sushi this, Blue Light Grill that. It made perfect sense to us that Coran Capshaw’s restaurant empire, which is already six properties strong, would expand before too long, and the idea of a second-floor eatery above Blue Light seemed plausible enough. But we couldn’t get Capshaw’s restaurant director, Michael Keaveny, to spill the beans (cue movie-trailer voice)… until now.
    Keaveny: “The name will be Ten.”
    Oooh, we like it!
    Ten, Keaveny explains, is not the number of fingers used to roll nori; it’s a Japanese word meaning “celebration,” “heaven,” or “in the sky.” (Get it? It’s going to be on the second floor!) Ten will also be a “contemporary Japanese restaurant and sushi bar” that marries traditional Japanese food with modern presentation and (to judge from some architects’ drawings we got a peek at) very sleek décor. Tall upholstered booths and subtle colors will be a counterpoint to natural elements like bamboo, and possibly a traditional bar-top made from a huge slab of untrimmed wood.
    Keaveny sounds positively bubbly about the chef he’s hired to captain Ten: Bryan Emperor, whose last name seems rather apropos. Emperor’s last gig was opening a Japanese restaurant in China, which was “very highly acclaimed,” according to Keaveny. “Bryan is extremely educated on Japanese food,” he says. “It’s just amazing the knowledge he has.” We like thinking of Emperor’s resumé as one of those jokey bumper stickers: “New York. Tokyo. Beijing. Charlottesville.” The chef has already established contact with local growers—in fact, there’s actually some edamame being locally grown, specifically for Ten, as we speak. How very… New York.
    As is customary in Japan, the dining experience at Ten will be two-tiered: prepared food first, then sushi. “We just started doing some tastings. The first one went really well,” says Keaveny, with gusto. (All right, we admit it: We kind of want his job.) The fish will be flown in daily from all over creation for maximum freshness. And the shared-plate concept that seems to be taking the restaurant scene by storm—think Mas and Bang—will be in evidence, too.
    All in all, our appetite for rumor has, for now, been sated (unlike our hunger for tempura). But the lofty new place will be open later this summer—perhaps in August, Keaveny says—so we’ll bide our time until Ten. Er, then.
Hot, hot, hot
Back in April, we brought you news of X, the urban-style lounge coming online in the Glass Building on Second Street. The opening date at that time was set for late May, but it’s nearly July and X still looks like a work in progress, with a white tent out front attempting to corral construction debris. On the morning of June 19, the scene got even more chaotic when a pile of oil-soaked rags left in the space overnight spontaneously combusted.
    Several gigantic fire trucks later, all is well, says X spokesman J.F. Legault (who also manages the Clifton Inn). “We’re in a little state of chaos now in terms of cleaning,” he explains, but X is “still looking alive for a late June opening.”
    Never leave oil-soaked rags in a pile overnight, y’all. And never underestimate the weird mishaps that can push a restaurant’s opening date back. And back. And…

Got some restaurant scoop? Send your tips to restaurantarama@c-ville.com or call 817-2749, Ext. 48.

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Living

You’re not in Kansas anymore

Yet another sign that our cozy little town is, in fact, big-city material: the notorious online swap meet (and meat market) Craigslist has finally come to Char-lottesville. The popular online classified site is the brainchild of Craig Newmark, who started the service in 1995 in the San Francisco area. Five years later, Boston got its own Craigslist, and since then the site has taken off
in more than 190 cities worldwide. Newmark attributes the site’s enormous success to its personal feel, simplicity (read: butt-ugly HTML aesthetics), and lack of annoying ads.
    Now Charlotesvillians can use Craigslist to find housing, jobs, services, and almost any conceivable item for sale: tickets, jewelry and yes, even free stuff! (Anyone else foresee a plethora of overpriced Dave JPJ tickets in Craig’s future?) Right now, though, our version of Craigslist is new, so the listings are pretty sparse. Plus, the site’s got some pretty stiff competition from the far-better-designed free classifieds on C-VILLE.com (cough-shameless plug-cough). But, if past experience is any indication, Charlottesville’s Craigslist should soon be swarming with bargain hunters.
    In addition to rentals and rock show tix, the site also offers discussion forums and personal ads. But a word to the wise: Beware of those ads. As the site warns upon entry, some portions of the personals section (like, say, “casual encounters”) are explicit—and, boy, they’re not kidding. (Hey, “m4m 28”— the hotel cleaning staff is not going to appreciate your planned rendezvous.) Please, take my word for it: You should make Craigslist personals your last (and by last I mean after cold-calling numbers from the phonebook) resort for finding your soul mate.
    And one more thing: The “rants and raves” section doesn’t even come close to The Rant. So don’t even try it.—Ashley Sisti

hotlink – Charlottesville.craigslist.org

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Arts

Shorter reviews

The Break-Up (PG-13, 106 minutes) Peyton Reed’s “anti-romantic comedy” about a mismatched couple (Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston) is often funny, sometimes uncomfortably so. Vaughn plays a guy’s guy, the kind who’d like to put a pool table in the living room, and Aniston is a version of her sweet, spunky character from “Friends.” (Kent Williams) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Cars (G, 116 minutes) Pixar blows us away yet again with an animated story of a NASCAR hotrod (voiced by Owen Wilson) who needs to take the “I” out of “TEAM.” Only by the amazingly high standards set by Toy Story, Finding Nemo and The Incredibles does the movie come up a little short. (K.W.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Click (PG-13, 86 minutes) Adam Sandler is a harried family man (welcome to the realm of Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin, Mr. Sandler) who finds a magical remote control. Get this: With it, he can pause stuff and fast forward it and mute it. Why he could fast-forward a fight with his wife or slo-mo that jogging girl with the big boobies. My god, that plot is clever enough to be a light beer commercial! (Devin O’Leary) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6    

The Da Vinci Code (PG-13, 149 minutes) Ron Howard’s movie version of Dan Brown’s religious-mystery novel, in which a Harvard professor (Tom Hanks) and a Parisian cryptographer (Audrey Tautou) try to track down the Holy Grail while being pursued by a crazed albino monk (Paul Bettany), fails to get a decent spook going, à la The Exorcist or The Omen. Howard has illustrated the book beautifully, but he hasn’t wrestled with it, made it his own. (K.W.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

The Devil Wears Prada (PG-13, 106 minutes) Lauren Weisberger’s insider fashion industry exposé goes Hollywood with Anne Hathaway (The Princess Diaries) taking on the role of a naive young woman who moves to New York and gets a hellish day job as an assistant to one of the city’s biggest and most ruthless fashion magazine editors (played with snobby glee by Meryl Streep). Think “Sex in the City” with a cuter star and a more cynical outlook. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (PG-13, 104 minutes) Vin Diesel, having long lost any level of relevance to this fast-moving film franchise, is here replaced by Lucas Black, the kid from Sling Blade. But, really, who cares which humans are involved so long as you’ve got a tricked-out Mitsubishi Lancer EVO IX to ogle? Black plays a troubled teen who heads to Tokyo to live with his military uncle officer. There, he falls into the world of underground street racing. The film is rated PG-13 for “reckless and illegal behavior involving teens.” In other words, it’s gonna be a huge hit with high schoolers. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6 

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (PG, 85 minutes) You have no one to blame but yourself for this, people. Garfield goes to England where a case of mistaken cat-identity has him inheriting a castle. There, he runs afoul of the scheming Lord Dargis (played by a no-doubt embarrassed Billy Connolly) who wants the estate all for himself. I realize you spent $75 million on the first movie, America, but I’m confident you regret that now. Think of this as a bad first date you’re embarrassed you slept with. Just avert your eyes as you pass the theater and pretend you can’t see it. (D.O.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

The Lake House (PG, 105 minutes) Reviewed on page 47.  Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Mission: Impossible III (PG-13, 126 minutes) J.J. Abrams (the guy behind “Alias” and “Lost”) takes over as director for this third outing. Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Laurence Fishburne, Keri Russell, Billy Crudup and Philip Seymour Hoffman (doing bad guy duty) make up the impressive cast list. Unfortunately, it’s scripted by the guys who wrote The Island. As in previous Impossible outings, the plot is baroque to the point of nonsensical. The explosions look pretty, though. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

Nacho Libre (PG, 100 minutes)  Reviewed on page 47. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

The Omen (R, 95 minutes) The 1976 shocker The Omen is really just a slasher film dolled up in Biblical raiment. But it’s still a damnably entertaining movie. Naturally, we required no remake; but we’ve got one anyway, once again documenting a clueless Washington family who seems to have given birth to the Antichrist. The cast (including Liev Schreiber, Julia Styles, Mia Farrow and Pete Postlethwaite) takes things seriously, and the direction is notably slick. Still, the script apes the original almost note for note, making this feel like a cover album of your favorite band—good if only for of the familiarity, but not nearly as memorable as the original. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Over the Hedge (PG, 96 minutes) An all-star voice cast (Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell, Wanda Sykes, William Shatner, Nick Nolte) lends its talents to this CGI toon adaptation of the popular newspaper comic strip. Willis plays a mischievous raccoon who helps his forest buddies adapt to the encroaching sprawl of suburbia. The animation is fluid and the writing has a bit more spark than most of the recent computer toons we’ve been subjected to (The Wild). From the director of Antz. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Seminole Square Cinema 4

A Prairie Home Companion (PG-13, 105 minutes) In Robert Altman’s cockeyed salute to Garrison Keillor’s radio program, Keillor (who wrote the script) lumbers on and off the stage of the Fitzgerald Theater, launching into one shaggy-dog story after another. Despite some amusing performances from the likes of Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin and Kevin Kline, the movie never quite gels, feeling more like a rough draft than a finished work of art. (K.W.) Playing at Vinegar Hill Theatre

Superman Returns (PG-13, 157 minutes) Director Bryan Singer, who gave life to the X-Men movies, tries his hand at reviving the Superman franchise. The result is a magnificently entertaining throwback to yesteryear. The film functions as a visually and tonally perfect follow-up to the first two Superman movies. Turns out Supes (newcomer Brandon Routh) has been missing from Earth for the last five years. Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) has moved on, gotten engaged and had a kid. Lex Luthor (a great Kevin Spacey), meanwhile, has gotten out of jail and is hatching a nasty revenge plot against our hero. The film is lengthy and lingers far more on the romance angle than on the action. Still, the action that does show up on screen is epic and hugely cinematic. (D.O.) Coming Friday; check local listings

Waist Deep (R, 97 minutes) In this inner-city thriller, an ex-con (Tyrese Gibson, 2 Fast 2 Furious) gets tangled up with a gang after his car is jacked with his young son inside. When a nasty criminal kingpin (rap star The Game) demands a ransom for the boy’s release, our anti-hero teams up with a street-smart hustler (Meagan Good of You Got Served) for some hip-hop Bonnie and Clyde action. From the director of Glitter. (D.O.) Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

X-Men: The Last Stand (PG-13, 104 minutes) The third installment in the Marvel Comics franchise delivers the goods, with moments of sublime pathos and mystic power. With a cure in the offing, society’s untouchables—mutants with superhuman powers—must once again choose between reform or revolution. (K.W.) Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

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Cav daily sues Virginia ABC over alcohol advertising

The Cavalier Daily has been the champion of student journalism, self-governance and free speech at UVA since, like, a long time ago. And yet, with all of that under their grosgrain belts, they still find time to dabble in a little constitutional law. Amazing!
By now you’ve probably heard that The Cavalier Daily is teaming up with Virginia Tech’s Collegiate Times to file a joint lawsuit against Virginia’s Alcoholic Beverage Control. They say a law restricting alcohol advertising in college papers is unconstitutional and is costing them ad revenue.
Ellen Biltz, editor of the Collegiate Times, has emphasized that the lawsuit isn’t about advertising losses, it’s about free speech.
The Cavalier Daily says a lack of alcohol branding and heavily restricted descriptive language is hurting their ability to compete in the market. The suit states, “The same businesses that are completely prohibited from placing advertisements for alcoholic beverages in The Cavalier Daily are able to advertise in competing non-student newspapers such as the C-VILLE Weekly.” (Who, us?)
It’s true, we can print brand advertising—and we get to use a few more, um, descriptive phrases like “Polynesian drinks” and “spirits.” But our alcohol ads are no free-for-all, either.
So until the newspapers sort it out for the good of all mankind (or at least senior frat dwellers), here’s a handy guide to brand-name drink specials on the Corner.
Baja Bean Co.’s got Happy Hour every day from 3pm to 9pm, with Gold (that’s Cuervo Gold) Margaritas and Pabst Blue Ribbon for $2.
The guys at O’Neill’s were super-skittish about telling us their drink specials, due to ABC superstitions, but we do have it on good authority that there’s $1 Rolling Rock on Wednesdays.
Coupe DeVille’s has Budweiser for $1.50 Mondays-Wednesdays, and $3.75 pitchers (usually PBR or Keystone Light) on Thursdays.
Buddhist Biker Bar‘s got $1 PBR on Mondays to go with their tasty $5 burger special. Thursdays they’ve got Sol for $2.
The old chaps at The Virginian offer $5 Bud Light and PBR pitchers, and $4 top shelf bourbon (like Maker’s Mark and Wild Turkey) every day from 5pm to 7pm. They’ve also got $3 Jack-and-Cokes on Mondays, $5 Jager(meister) bombs on Wednesdays, $4 Red Bull-and-vodkas on Fridays and $2 Blue Moon on Saturdays. Whew!
There, that should be enough to tide you over until freedom is restored.—Meg McEvoy, with reporting by Mary Ashton Burgh