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Akron/Family, with The Great White Jenkins

music In the world of indie and experimental music, bands of unclassifiable weirdness end up on lo-fi legend Michael Gira’s tiny imprint, Young God Records. And Akron/Family is unclassifiably weird.

The evening at Satellite Ballroom started with Richmond transplants The Great White Jenkins, who sound something like Harvest-era Neil Young filtered through a more melodic Jandek. Akron/Family—fronted by a guy who, it’s worth noting, looks remarkably like a young Martin Mull—continued the night’s harmonic, lo-fi aesthetic once they took the stage, kicking off their set with “Love and Space,” a sing-along that devolved into pure noise. This was the formula for pretty much every song for the remainder of the show, and therein laid the problem.

When the band’s digressions into experimental wankiness worked, they really worked—the band invited the Jenkins’ guest saxophonist on stage for “Raising the Sparks,” and an excellent song became an incredible, free-jazz spiritual. But usually, they resulted in meandering noise. Try as the indie kids might to find a beat to bob their heads to, Akron/Family’s loud and peculiar songs didn’t make for a fun show, which was disappointing given the peeks of greatness among the dissonance. Still, “Raising the Sparks,” man. Wow.

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The Editor's Desk

It’s all about immigrants

Labor woes traced to immigrants

I just wanted to comment on “Bad as it’s ever been” [Development News, February 6].

I have never worked in the construction industry and don’t pretend to have any more knowledge on labor shortages in the construction industry than the next person. However, using one’s common sense, one could deduce that the shortage is caused by the large influx of cheap, immigrant labor. Contractors and sub-contractors obtain work by submitting a low bid for a prospective project. To complete the project and stay under bid they rely on undocumented laborers to whom they do not have to pay health benefits, paid vacation, workers compensation, etc. Thus, American workers are squeezed out of these jobs unless they want to work for a low wage without any benefits.  Then, the industry claims they have a shortage of workers and require more immigrant labor. If the government did its job and conducted frequent audits of construction companies so that they could not hire undocumented workers, then all the construction companies would be on a level playing field and we would have decent-paying blue collar jobs for those who like to work with their hands. Then, for those who did not do particularly well in school but who have a work ethic and learn better on the job than in a classroom we could offer a decent career path in the trades instead of dead-end jobs like working at Target or Staples.  

It’s interesting that a so-called progressive newspaper like the C-VILLE Weekly that is always carrying the banner of social justice would not interview former construction workers who have been forced out of the industry because of the competition from immigrant labor. No, your newspaper would instead focus on the exploitation of the immigrants instead of standing up for native-born Virginians.

If one of your reporters or columnists would like to investigate an interesting issue it would be about how population growth driven by large-scale immigration is leading to all this new development and subsequent traffic congestion, big-box stores, loss of open space and reduced quality of life that your paper is always complaining about. It’s a self-perpetuating cycle. Population growth creates crowding and causes real estate prices to increase, which results in the phenomenon of people moving out of metropolitan areas and creating a demand for affordable housing. Then, to construct this new housing we require more and more laborers and thus more immigration which leads to more crowding and then a demand for more housing.  The Washington Post recently had an article about the flight of longtime residents from Northern Virginia suburbs to exurbs. The Post then praised continued immigration as a way to replace the residents who have left instead of reaching the logical conclusion that they left due to overcrowding and lack of affordability due to the overcrowding.

One more issue that I’d like to comment on is your paper’s continued disrespectful coverage of Representative Virgil Goode. Mr. Goode was re-elected with a strong majority of the vote and as far as I know has never been suspected of any type of corruption.  Since he is conservative and your newspaper has a progressive tone, I can understand that you will not agree with many of his positions. However, if Mr. Goode supports a position or legislation that you disagree with, then run a coherent article expressing that disagreement rather than trying to portray Mr. Goode as a buffoon.  Mr. Goode is one of only a handful of congresspersons who has spoken out about a stealth plan by the Bush Administration to eventually form a North American Union and a North American Superhighway. He has also been outspoken against large-scale immigration.  The impression I have of those who work for the C-VILLE Weekly is that of a group of smart-assed, sarcastic, crass, spoiled, know-it-all and pretentious 20-somethings who have not experienced the world enough to make informed judgements.
 
Robert E. Jean
Charlottesville

The editor replies: The mean age of the editorial staff is 31.

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Damage control

I’m concerned that your February 13 article titled “Eating Disorders on Campus” [UVA News] presented misleading information about eating disorders on the UVA campus. 

Author Sheila Pell initially stated that one out of three students seen for an intake by Ms. Emily Lape, clinical social worker at UVA Counseling and Psychological Services (CAPS), was seeking help for an eating disorder. Ms. Lape does see a higher percentage of eating disorders than most other CAPS staff, but that reflects the fact that eating disorders is her particular area of expertise. Furthermore, our own internal data would support that the prevalence of eating disorders is much lower than that represented in your article. 

In 2005-06 60 students were seen through CAPS and newly diagnosed with an eating disorder. This represents 4 percent of all the new diagnoses rendered through our service during the past academic year. I will acknowledge that eating disorders are often underreported by students and there are many who may need help who don’t seek treatment. On the other hand, stating that one third all UVA students seeking help through CAPS are diagnosed with an eating disorder conveys an inaccurate picture.    

Your article also pointed to the struggle of one anonymous student and quoted her as saying, “I think you can prevent eating disorders—but I don’t think you can treat them at UVA.” Treating eating disorders is a complex endeavor where treatment planning and prognosis are directly related to the acuity of a patient’s condition. Those whose eating disorders are chronic and severe are not easily helped with once-weekly outpatient treatment. In fact, students with more complex eating disorders are often referred out to treatment settings that are longer term and more treatment-intensive than we can provide through CAPS. But there are also many students seen through CAPS for treatment of mild to moderate acuity eating disorders who benefit significantly from the help they receive.  

It is important that UVA students know there are adequate resources available for many who may struggle with eating disorders. Our services at CAPS may not be sufficient for all who seek help, but let’s be careful not to portray a pessimistic picture that discourages students from appropriately seeking the help they may need.  

Russ Federman, Ph.D., ABPP
Director, UVA Counseling
and Psychological Services       

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Yes, C-VILLE Weekly, as a student of the University of Virginia and a dedicated reader of C-VILLE, I found the article “Eating disorders on campus” to be absolutely horrifying.

No, my horror does not stem from the serious nature of the issues Ms. Pell addresses, but rather, from her absolutely grim critique of UVA’s treatment approach towards the disorder.

I am a third-year undergrad at the University. I personally have been struggling with my eating disorder for six years. Frankly, I have found UVA’s support system, whether through counseling from therapists like Emily Lape, or from sharing my struggles with other women such as this “Heather,” to be a crucial part of my recovery—which in fact, convinced me to go to an inpatient facility over Christmas break—definitely not a “dismal” choice for my condition.

Therefore, I vouch for Emily Lape’s program and the efforts of her colleagues at both Student Health and the University Hospital.

Ms. Pell, I feel, has made serious, but perhaps unintentional, follies in writing the article. Her naivete shines in the negative presentation of the eating disorder clinic inpatient program, as well as many misinterpretations of the interviewees’ statements.

Shall I argue that the C-VILLE Weekly promotes eating disorders? I hope not.

I ask that in the future the C-VILLE Weekly build a higher-education criteria for selecting appropriate reporters to write such columns. And furthermore, I demand that the Charlottesville weekly publish a retraction/restatement of this article.

Thank you very much, your response is appreciated.

Sarah R.
Charlottesville

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Viewer scrutiny advised

I am sorry to hear that Dan Catalano is so bored with lawmaking in a democracy  [The Odd Dominion, February 13]. He much prefers the Kill Bill type of movies to the bill killing movies made by Democratic legislators. In Catalano’s world, excitement rules and watching rulers is to be avoided because it is “mind-numbing”.  No wonder state legislators (in the majority party) feel they can do whatever they want—they feel they are immune from public scrutiny. And people like Dan Catalano encourage such lack of responsibility.

David RePass
Charlottesville


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Goode grief

Look, I feel compelled to make one thing perfectly clear: Despite all evidence to the contrary, the purpose of this column is not to exclusively chronicle the ongoing foibles of Charlottesville’s U.S. Representative Virgil H. Goode (www.house.gov/goode). In fact I would like nothing better than to focus on some of the other odd goings-on ’round these political parts. (Did you know, for instance, that Attorney General Robert McDonnell has ruled that it’s perfectly fine to bring a handgun to a school board meeting? Or that Richmond’s Congressman Eric Cantor, still a bit fuzzy on Article I of the U.S. Constitution, recently told “Hardball”’s Chris Matthews that the decision to declare war on Iran should be left “to the commanders on the ground and those in our military establishment”?) But no, just like those pesky Mafioso in Godfather III, old Virgil just keeps pulling me back in.


Virginia Congressman Virgil Good can’t wrap his mind around the concept of collective monotheism—to name just one thing.

It all started with the recent Senate nondebate on President Bush’s proposed troop increase in Iraq. If you missed it, here’s a brief recap: Virginia Senator John Warner introduced a nonbinding resolution opposing the escalation, helped craft a filibuster-proof compromise resolution with senate Democrats, and then—in a moment of only-in-Washington absurdity—proceeded to vote against a “motion to proceed,” thereby killing his own resolution dead as a doornail.

Although these impressive parliamentary gymnastics probably gave the Republican senator whiplash (and certainly sprained his reputation), they also cleared the way for the House to introduce its own anti-escalation resolution, which (in an act of inspired political chutzpah) was debated for four days straight, with each and every one of the House’s 436 members given five minutes to spout off to their heart’s content.

Well, I’m sure you see where this is going. Never one to shy from the microphone, Representative Goode took the floor with a vengeance on the third day. Now, by that point in the proceedings the “rambling, inflammatory nutjob” bar had been set pretty high. (Most notably by Alaska’s Don Young, who used a made-up Abraham Lincoln quote to declare that members of Congress who voiced dissent “should be arrested, exiled or hanged.”) But Representative Goode was up to the challenge, and proceeded to let his (100 percent American) freak flag fly:

“In no way do I want to aid and assist the Islamic jihadists,” he insisted (dispelling rumors that he’s actually a very clever Al-Qaeda sleeper agent). He then proceeded to rant incoherently about radical Muslims “who want the crescent and star to wave…over the White House,” and who “would love to see ‘In God We Trust’ stricken from our money and replaced with ‘In Muhammad We Trust.’”

Um, Virgil? In case you missed the whole Danish-cartoons-incite-Muslim-rioting thing, trust me when I tell you that the last thing an Islamic-majority government would want on their money is a reference to the prophet Muhammad. Anyway, Muslims don’t worship Muhammad, they worship Allah (which is simply Arabic for “God”). In fact, I don’t want to blow your mind here or anything, but Muslims, Christians and Jews actually all worship the same God, so you might just want to…

Oh, why am I even bothering? Look—just do me a favor and take a nice, month-long vacation, O.K.? That way I can write a completely Virgil-free column for once. And that, I’m sure, would make us both very happy.

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Something borrowed (something blue)

I’m going to be up-front with you: You WILL get addicted to these. The Continental Divide has a tendency to do that to people—first, you go for margaritas, and suddenly, every Tuesday becomes Tequila Night. I, personally, am enslaved not only by the hot plates of blues (from which I peel the crispy bits of jack at the end), but by the fajitas, which I can’t write about without salivating. You’ve seen the lines coming out the door on Main Street, right? Down-jacketed people huddling around their lighters? It’s not the neon “get in here” missive; the food, drink and occasionally raucous atmosphere really bring people back.


Too hot to handle? On the contrary: The Divide’s handcut chips, dressed up with goat cheese, are habit-forming.

So. How to replicate the red hot blues? It’s considerably more difficult than its short stack of ingredients looks, because the Divide’s chefs handcut their own chips, make fresh, yummy salsa, and keep their hot sauce recipes on the If I Tell You, I’ll Have to Kill You list. But at least you can have the satisfaction of pulling a hot plate of melted cheese out of the oven. Note: If the term “red hot” makes you skittish, be assured that the goat cheese somewhat neutralizes the spice, without detracting from its flavor.

The Continental Divide’s Red Hot Blues

several handfuls spicy blue chips (they’re on the snack aisle)
1/2 cup jack cheese, shredded
1/4 cup soft goat cheese
2 Tbs. scallions, chopped

extras:
salsa
sour cream
hot sauce

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Put chips on an oven-safe plate or pie dish, scatter jack over them. Crumble goat cheese and evenly distribute over jack. Bake for a few minutes, checking them frequently for an evenly melted and slightly bubbly top. Remove from oven and cover with scallions, slip a second plate underneath so it can be handled, and serve immediately with extras on the side.

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It’s elementary

“Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”
Tuesday 9:30pm, Fox

“Survivor” and “Apprentice” mastermind Mark Burnett came up with this new quiz show. And if anybody knows how stupid adults are, it’d be him. The concept is pretty obvious: Well-meaning adults and actual fifth graders are asked questions taken directly from basic elementary curriculum. Can they remember the names of the tribes in the Onondaga Confederacy? Do they have the ability to multiply fractions? Inevitably the answer will be “No” for the adults, and that will provide the kids with prime mocking opportunities. And I’m all for sharpening the gloating skills of America’s youth. Jeff Foxworthy hosts, which means you should be getting a whole new edition of You Might Be a Redneck If…filled with dumb-adult jokes right about…now.

“Jericho”
Wednesday 8pm, CBS

Last week this freshman drama returned from winter hiatus for 11 new episodes. The schedule is much like ABC’s “Lost,” which makes sense since “Jericho” has a lot in common with the doomed island show. Both have a great premise, and both premises have been pretty poorly executed. “Jericho” chronicles the lives of the people living in the titular small town after a big ol’ mushroom cloud appears in the sky. It seems like the major American cities have been apparently attacked and wiped out. Answers have been somewhat slow in coming, and most of the episodes deal with individual character mysteries, somewhat minor town squabbles, and the realities of life without the modern conveniences we’ve come to rely on. But some of the plots have been redundant or poorly thought out, and the momentum at times nonexistent. On the plus side: “Major Dad”’s Gerald McRaney continues to get work, and I’m all for that.

“The Winner”
Sunday 8:30pm, Fox

The line “from the producer of ‘Family Guy’” isn’t exactly a guarantee of comedy genius. The cartoon series has moments of gonzo brilliance, but a lot more moments of boring, flat filler. This live action show stars former “Daily Show” correspondent Rob Corddry as a 30-something with a serious case of arrested development. He still lives with his parents, works in a video store, and has never even done le nasty (as they say in France). He’s basically a 12-year-old in a grown man’s body. Logically he’s paired with an actual 12-year-old (Josh, played by Keir Gilchrist), and together they try to figure out the confusing world of puberty, responsibility and complicated women’s undergarments. The scenes between Corddry and Gilchrist are the reason to watch. They have great rapport and some snappy dialogue. The rest is pretty standard sitcom fare.

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Lighting the proper way

As an update to a story last week (“County tackles research park’s ‘awful’ lighting”), the County Planning Commission approved a lighting waiver for additions to UVA Foundation’s (www.uvafoundation.com) North Fork Research Park off Route 29N. The commission denied a similar request in November because the lights didn’t meet the definition of full-cut off, meaning some of the light spilled upward to create light pollution. So research park designers went back to the drawing board and brought back fixtures that remedy the issue. “[The new fixtures are] really quite good,” says Philip Ianna, UVA astronomy professor emeritus, who was in large part responsible for the County’s lighting policy. Ianna explains that the redesigned lights have the bulb set in the top, with no reflective surface at the bottom, helping to keep the light out of the air.

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Drug arrest on West Main

Larry Jermaine Jones, a 24-year-old Palmyra man, was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine and intent to distribute. In an “undercover operation,” Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement Task Force (JADE) (www.charlottesville.org) officers and Fluvanna police found 10 grams of crack cocaine valued at about $2,000 at the 900 block of W. Main Street in a residential/commercial space. Though a press release says more people may be involved, City spokesman Barrick says the bust was not that large.

JADE Sergeant Joe Hatter could not be reached for comment.

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Deerhoof, with Harlem Shakes, and Flying

music Last fall, I attended the Flaming Lips’ gloriously flamboyant show at the Charlottesville Pavilion. Deerfhoof opened that night and they seemed dwarfed by the whole thing: the set, the venue, the Lips. On Saturday night, though, they dominated the closed confines of the Satellite Ballroom, saturating the room with brilliant white noise.

Deerhoof’s John Dieterich is a guitar maestro. One of many elements on the majestic new album, Friend Opportunity, Dietrich is unleashed live. While lead singer/bassist Satomi Matsuzaki chirped off to the side and drummer Greg Saunier banged his toy-sized kit, Dieterich played soaring, screeching notes in front of a kaleidoscope of colors that swirled behind him on a projection screen.

Earlier in the day, Saunier talked to 40 music students at Old Cabell Hall about his songwriting process. Saunier recounted his days as a student of UVA music Professor Fred Maus in Baltimore, and revealed that Matsuzaki was only in the U.S. for a week (from Tokyo) before she joined the band.

Most of Matsuzaki’s vocals are unintelligible—more yelps than words—but they add to the texture of the song. “Loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo,” she cooed on the beginning of “Our Angel’s Ululu,” before Saunier and Dieterich fell in, letting loose with a furious series of blasts that shook me with delight. Up ahead, I recognized Maus bobbing his head to his former student’s beat. When the song ended, I leaned forward. “This is amazing,” I yelled. He smiled and nodded. “Yes, it is.”

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"Part church and part car dealer"

March is high season for college admissions offices. The applications are in and deans are juggling: athletes, quiz show champs, active volunteers, math whizzes, minorities, kids with disabilities, kids who’ve composed symphonies, kids with perfect SAT scores—sometimes all of these things at once—all vying to get into a top school. Apparently, many factors go into crafting a perfectly balanced incoming class.

At UVA, those decisions get made in the admissions office in Peabody Hall. Academe’s vestibule is appointed with creaky wooden floors, oriental rugs, spic-and-span white walls and crown mouldings. A waiting room with a long desk and several busy staff members stretches off the main hallway.

When William G. Bowen, former Princeton president and a higher-education researcher, asserted in 2004 that three categories of students were getting preference in the admissions office—athletes, minorities and legacies, that is, students with family connections to a school—he also pointed out that another group of students was getting passed over. That would be low-income applicants. Bowen urged universities to consider putting a “thumb,” or maybe “a thumb and a half” on the admissions scales, to tip them towards kids who had overcome economic obstacles.

Elite universities heard the call and have since set out to give poorer students more of an edge.

UVA Admissions Dean John A. Blackburn says ambitious fundraising will only help UVA do more for poorer students.

UVA admissions Dean John A. Blackburn describes UVA’s efforts. His office is part workspace, part sitting room—there are books and papers, dark wood furniture and bits of UVA paraphernalia. A squash racquet with an orange Virginia “V” leans in a corner. Seated around a low coffee table, Blackburn talks about a new policy called “need-conscious” admissions.

“We describe ourselves as being need-blind, where we don’t consider the ability to pay as a factor in admission,” he says. “But this new approach, that we’re actively recruiting students from low-income backgrounds…it’s an affirmative decision to give special consideration to students from low-income backgrounds who have taken top courses and thrived at their school.”

Under “need-conscious” admissions, low-income status is, for the first time, “a plus,” Blackburn says.

But college admissions deans across the country also weigh wealth at the other end of the spectrum.

In The Price of Admission: How America’s Ruling Class Buys its Way into Elite Colleges—and Who Gets Left Outside the Gates, Wall Street Journal education reporter Daniel Golden maligns the elite university system. He alleges unfair admissions practices admit children of the wealthy and leave little room for low-income candidates.

Golden skewers Duke University for propping up its endowment by bending admissions criteria to admit the academically subpar children of the upper-class. “Duke has enrolled thousands of privileged but under-qualified applicants…in the expectation of parental payback,” Golden writes. “This strategy has helped elevate Duke’s endowment…to 16th in 2005 ($3.8 billion).”

The strategy is not restricted to Duke, Golden claims. “Almost every university takes development admits, and the practice is increasingly prevalent, fueled by larger economic forces,” writes Golden. “Development admits” are students admitted because their parents—and one day, they themselves—will likely make contributions to a school.

Blackburn says that UVA, too, accepts such students. “We’re talking about a tiny number of people. …And [taking development admits is] true of every university. Of course fundraising is important, and for a small number of people, it may have an impact on admissions.”

The number of people admitted because of fundraising ties is about 15-20 students out of 3,100 who enroll per year, Blackburn estimates.

UVA, like other elite schools, also gives considerable preference to “legacies,” or the children of alumni.

The motivation for such admissions policies has always been fundraising. But, lately UVA may find more motivation to rake in the dollars. The Campaign for the University was officially kicked off in September 2006, and UVA has pledged to raise $3 billion by 2011. (With a current endowment of $3.6 billion, or $177,000 per student, UVA is already one of the nation’s wealthiest public schools.)

UVA has long paced itself against private universities like Stanford, Duke and Cornell and even the “Big Three” of the Ivy League: Harvard, Yale and Princeton. The capital campaign “holds the promise of propelling the university into the front ranks of all institutions of higher learning, public or private,” campaign chairman Gordon F. Rainey, Jr. said at the Board of Visitors campaign kickoff last fall.

UVA isn’t the only place where high-dollar campaigns intersect with ambitious financial aid programs for poor students.

“Financial aid, it is expensive to do,” Blackburn says, “so leading universities are getting into it.” UVA’s administration says the Campaign for the University can only help the plight of low-income applicants.

“Every institution has a pot of money and they have to decide how to use it,” Blackburn says. “I think the institutions have to recognize the importance of attracting low-income students. So I don’t see a conflict there. It seems to me it’s only going to get better.”

But a number of researchers have pointed out that though colleges profess equality, they must perform a balancing act.

“Colleges are part church and part car dealer,” writes Peter Sacks, citing Gordon C. Winston, Williams College economics professor and founder of the Williams Project on the Economics of Higher Education. “They often talk the talk of Martin Luther King, Jr., but as self-interested institutions focused on their own survival, they more often walk the walk of an investment banker.”

Sacks, a higher education author who reviewed Golden’s book for the Chronicle of Higher Education, writes, “Elite colleges will serve the public good only as long as it does not interfere with their financial survival.”

Such is the conflict that plays out each year in admissions. Acceptance letters for UVA’s new first year class will be mailed April 1.

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Bike advocates take to the streets

Alia Anderson’s most recent accident pitched her off the bicycle she uses to travel from her home on Cherry Avenue to the Alliance for Community Choice in Transportation (ACCT) (www.transchoice.org) office on Fifth Street. A grocery bag on Anderson’s arm caught a wheel spoke, “my fork is twisted, my wheel is taco-ed—my bike is done for,” says Anderson, the executive director of ACCT.

Anderson recounts this while waiting beside her replacement ride (a purple number with a horn) by the Mellow Mushroom, the starting line for ACCT’s Corner Research Ride on February 22. Three more cyclists bring the group to five, and Anderson leads them into the 5:30pm traffic on University Avenue to look for obstacles.


Cyclists gear up for a trek in search of safety improvements around the Corner.

In October 2006, 130 cyclists attended ACCT’s Bike Summit and left Anderson with a list of more than 100 ideas for making the city more bike-friendly. An online survey narrowed the top 25 ideas to five goals for 2007. The list includes incentives for developers, a bike loop around the city and improvements to the 0.4 mile stretch known as the Corner.

At a stop near the intersection of University Avenue and Hospital Drive, the group discusses the “bulb out” in front of Plan 9 Records and the brick wall that funnels traffic from the 14th Street intersection into two lanes towards Rugby Road. Stephen Bach, a computer systems engineer at UVA, proposes an “island” that runs through the sidewalk that elbows its way onto University Avenue.

A bike rack lacking reflective yellow paint draws groans before a second stop at Rugby Road, where Anderson and Bach bounce ideas off each other.

A bike lane heading west through the Rugby intersection? No, it would block turning vehicles. A path next to the student walkway on UVA Grounds leading to the corner? Bach says that cyclists “will feel a lot safer biking inside that stone wall [rather] than biking right next to traffic,” and that “people do this in Holland all the time.” But UVA controls the Grounds path, not the City—and certainly not The Netherlands.

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