I hope you don’t mind—I hope you don’t miii-iiind—if I put down in words how concerned I am for you, people. Beltin’ Elton John is coming to the John Paul Jones Arena for an October 17 performance, and tickets go on sale the morning of Saturday, September 13 at 10am. (It’s a good thing, too, as I reserve all my Saturday nights for fighting.)
As Elton John is the first knight to perform at JPJ (unless those guys on the Lipizzaner Stallions count), I’d like to remind you of a few ground rules in dealing with a celebrity of John’s stature:
1. Don’t bring up that nasty spat with Lily Allen; manners, darling.
3. Don’t ask him to cover that famous William Shatner song: