For those of you who aren’t busy walking your enormous dog or "discovering" nature, here are a few suggestions on how to spend the weekend.
1. Post all of your secrets on Twitter. It’s like a lockbox, you #@$%#$@&!:
2. Visit the country. With Zach Galifianakis. And Will Oldham. And Kanye West:
3. Listen to your elders. Yes, even the long-winded ones: