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2012 (PG-13, 158 minutes) It’s the end of the world as we know it, and John Cusack fees fine. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Armored (PG-13, 88 minutes) In this actioner from the director of Vacancy, Matt Dillon plays an armored truck driver who gets caught up in a big heist. Columbus Short co-stars. Opening Friday

The Blind Side (PG-13, 126 minutes) A troubled black kid (Quinton Aaron) from a ruined family gets taken in by a wealthy white Tennessee couple (Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw), whose nurturance helps propel him into the NFL. True story. Director John Lee Hancock adapts Michael Lewis’ book about Baltimore Raven Michael Oher’s life. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (R, 118 minutes) The return of the hard-praying, hard-slaying MacManus brothers! Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Couples Retreat (PG-13, 107 minutes) Four couples come to a tropical resort, where vacation time turns into much-needed marriage-repair therapy. Stars include Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn (who co-wrote, with Dana Fox), Jason Bateman, Faizon Love, Kristin Davis, Malin Akerman, Kristen Bell and Kali Hawk, and the director is none other than Peter "A Christmas Story" Billingsley. Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Disney’s A Christmas Carol (PG, 76 minutes)  Jim Carrey lends his voice to a weirdly hyper-real animated Ebenezer Scrooge in the latest version of Charles Dickens’ holiday classic. Gary Oldman, Bob Hoskins, Colin Firth and Robin Wright Penn co-star. Robert Zemeckis, who made that weirdly hyper-real animated version of Beowulf, directs. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4

An Education (PG-13, 100 minutes) Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Vinegar Hill Theatre

Fantastic Mr. Fox (PG, 88 minutes)Wes Anderson’s stop-motion-animated adaptation of Roald Dahl’s children’s book about a sly fox trying to protect himself and his family from the farmers whose chickens he steals. George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman, among others, lend their voices to Anderson’s impeccably tailored puppets. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4

Ninja Assassin (R, 99 minutes) From V for Vendetta director (and Matrix assistant director) James McTeigue, the tale of a well-trained killer seeking revenge—in stylish slow-motion. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Old Dogs (PG, 88 minutes) John Travolta and Robin Williams are put in charge of a pair of seven-year-olds. It better be a comedy. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

Pirate Radio (R, 135 minutes) Argh! Avast, ye fans of corporate pop music! Watch Philip Seymour Hoffman hijack the airwaves! Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

Planet 51 (PG, 87 minutes) A world very much like the suburban America of the 1950s, except for the fact that its inhabitants are little green aliens, finds itself disrupted by a visit from a human astronaut. This animated adventure comedy features the voices of Dwayne Johnson, Gary Oldman, John Cleese, Jessica Biel, Seann William Scott and Justin Long. Playing at Regal Seminole Square 4

Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
(R, 110 minutes) An unflinching glimpse at the life of an impoverished, abused and illiterate teenager. Playing at Regal Downtown Mall 6

The Road (R, 113 minutes) Read C-VILLE’s full review here. Opening Friday

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (PG-13, 122 minutes)  If that heterosexuality-challenging trailer I watch on YouTube so regularly is any indication, the second movie installment of Stephenie Meyer’s supernatural bestseller franchise (starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner) is all about strapping shirtless lads turning into wolves. Playing at Carmike Cinema 6

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December 2009: Around the House

Removal specialists

An array of devices proves there’s more than one way to pull a cork. Pick these up at Market Street Wineshop (clockwise, from top left, $16.99, $8.99, $6.99).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Top chef secrets

Ginger scones, spiced quail with cranberries, raspberry chipotle bacon, gingersnap cheesecake with peach bourbon sauce…salivating yet? While these sound like dishes only for a professional’s hands, the Foster Harris House Cookbook, by John MacPherson, lets you cook and eat like a pro with recipes straight out of the famous 100-year-old bed and breakfast in D.C. Wrap it up for your favorite foodie.

 

 

Make a toast

With the merry parade of holiday parties about to march over your calendar, you might find yourself saying “Can I get you something to drink?” more times than you can count. If you offer, you’d better follow up with a glass. Here are our picks for the best locally available vessels.

Simon Pearce “Cavendish Goblet” from La Bastide, $58; “Horta” wine glass from Anthropologie, $12; Wine glass from The Happy Cook, $11; William Yeoward crystal “Iona” glass from And George, $110; Vera Wang “Classic” glass from Belk, $35

 


Mouth-blown French glass from Crème de la Crème, $48;
Mikasa “Jamestown Platinum” glass from Belk, $11.99; Hand-etched, mouth-blown full lead crystal glass from Monticello Museum Shop, $55; Mouth-blown Italian glass from Crème de la Crème, $38



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December 2009: Your Kitchen

Why make eggnog from scratch?

 

Rich, creamy ‘nog at the Boar’s Head Inn.

If your only eggnog experience begins and ends with a waxed cardboard carton that clutters up your holiday refrigerator, and if you didn’t care for it, embrace the caloric commitment and whip up a fresh batch for your festivities this year.

In days of old, eggnog was made from raw eggs and fresh cream as a tonic for the young, old, and infirm; farm folks in England (and the colonies) prepared large batches around midwinter’s day and through the New Year, providing a rich “noggin” of good cheer to passersby and tradesmen. Nowadays, prepared eggnog must be pasteurized for retail sale (which can give it a flat, cooked flavor) and often contains preservatives and stabilizers, as well as the omnipresent high fructose corn syrup.

So forget the storebought carton! Begin with the best quality, freshest eggs and milk you can find, and make the ’nog on the same day you’ll be serving (and finishing) it. If you do make the component parts ahead of time, store them in tightly-covered containers, as these fresh ingredients can absorb refrigerator odors in no time. Plan to serve your fresh eggnog in small, wide-mouth glasses or teacups, or let guests shake and pour their own. A grating of fresh nutmeg on top is the perfect holiday blessing.—Lisa Reeder

BOAR’S HEAD INN’S SECRET EGGNOG

3 cups sugar
15 eggs
1 tsp. ground ginger
1 tsp. ground nutmeg
1 tsp. ground cloves
1 qt. whipping cream, whipped.
1 qt. whole milk
1 cup Meyers Dark Rum (optional)

Whip sugar, eggs and milk together on high speed for 15 minutes. Over double boiler, heat mixture to 150 degrees, whisking constantly. Cool and add spices, rum (optional) and whipped cream. Whisk until well blended and foamy. Serve immediately. Serves 20.

 

Handheld mixer

Most bakers will swear by their Kitchen Aid mixer—but if the price tag makes you swear, consider the low cost, low input manual alternative. That’s right, the two beaters, single gear and sturdy handle of a manual handheld mixer can whip eggwhites for a meringue Pavlova shell, egg yolks for aioli and heavy cream for eggnog—and then disappear into a drawer until the next beating. 

If you like the look of an antique model, make certain it is free from rust and off-odors, as dairy products take on flavor and aroma very easily. New models are available for $49 at The Happy Cook.—L.R.

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December 2009: Your Garden

Tropical Storm Ida and her Nor’easter spawn gouged away chunks of Atlantic beaches, but that’s what those Outer Banks are for, isn’t it? (What would New Orleans give for some barrier islands?) Here in the foothills and Piedmont, though, that soaking was the best gift to gardeners in a long time. Succeeding days of steady rain slaked our groundwater’s thirsty gullet at just the right time of year to set up a boffo run for root growth.

Winterberry feeds the birds and delights the eye.

Shooting up everything with nitrogen next spring is a losing proposition. (See previous harangues on toxic runoff, algae blooms, and dead zones in the Bay.) Now’s the time to grow perennial and woody plants the way nature intended: Throw rotted stuff on everything and stand back.

As you set about your holiday chores, don’t forget the plucking of the boxwoods. There’s nothing Buxus sempervirens likes better than to be nice and clean inside, with no dead twigs or leaves and lots of little air holes plucked in the greenery. You must never shear them. The glossy trimmings that result from hand pruning are classic Virginia for adorning mantels and white table cloths or poking into round foam for kissing balls.

Outside, berried shrubs and trees decorate the landscape with seasonal offerings to migrating flocks, bright colors signaling ripe nutrition to eyes high in the sky. Some, like Winterberry (Ilex verticillata), hold their fruit through winter as a last source of energy for returning birds and so make a longer display in the garden.

This native deciduous holly loves swampy areas—perfect for that poorly-drained low spot—and sports showy bright orange-red fruits. Plant in odd numbered drifts, always including one scruffy but necessary male for good fruit set (you can tuck him away anywhere on the property as the bees will do the pollinating).

There’s a beautiful display at the Dell across from Mem Gym on Emmet Street (look for the blue heron in amongst the pickerel weed and cattails at the water’s edge) and Rte. 53 toward Monticello boasts showy clumps reflecting on themselves Narcissus-like above a retention pond. Branches can be cut for indoors.

Gifts from nature are fickle, but all good gardeners should be able to count on a thoughtful offering from loved ones this time of year. So, as a service to those who might be grasping for just the right purchase for the resident green thumb, here are:

10 TOP GIFTS FOR GOOD GARDENERS

DECEMBER IN THE GARDEN

— Pluck boxwoods.
— Look into Winterberry.
— Gift the gardener.

1. Nothing I’ve read this year has impressed me more than Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma. Anyone who wants to understand sustainability needs to get this one under his or her belt.

2. Gift certificates from garden centers and nurseries will take the guilt out of spring buying binges.

3. Gear: row covers, grow lights, portable shelves. Check out local hardware stores.

4. As you cruise the aisles, look for that special tool: soil knife, leaf rake, folding saw, dirt rake, hand clippers or new blades.

5. Bamboo stakes, twine, plant labels and markers.

6. Re-barb for tomato cages—a fun winter project.

7. Manure, compost, leaf mold. Nothing says love like organics.

8. Or make your own with a compost bin. These can be ready-made plastic with a turn handle (best for small gardens and a way to recycle kitchen scraps) or go whole hog and build an outdoor enclosure using wooden palettes, straw bales, post and wire, stone, or cinder blocks.

9. Working sink for the potting shed (my own personal favorite).

10. And the always proper, never unwelcome: free labor.—Cathy Clary

Give it away

Come on, Scrooges—throw open those closets. The deadline’s looming for tax-deductible donations and a few good deeds can clear up both clutter and conscience. Of course, it’s not really about ditching your junk—it’s equally important to think about what’s needed before handing off bags of moldy, unwanted sweaters. Some things to consider:

1. Is it useful? The words “gently used” are employed by most charities, but think of it this way—chances are, if you wouldn’t want it, they won’t either.
 
2. Is it local? Sure, do-gooding is great no matter where it’s done, but you can maximize the impact of your donation if the charity can avoid costly shipping fees. Similarly, consider selling off items and donating cash instead to save charities time and energy —this also makes reporting the donation for tax purposes more straightforward.

3. There are plenty of options outside of old clothes: cars, computers, glasses, time, cell phones, and appliances, for starters. Check out CharityNavigator.org for more ideas.—Lucy Zhou 

 

Fresh air in Bellair

This mid-century, split-level home on 3.4 acres in a prestigious Western Albemarle neighborhood reminds us (well, not us, but anyone in the $1 million-plus mortgage range) that wealth can have a low profile. Funky awnings and a carport keep it real.—Katherine Ludwig

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December 2009: Green Scene

More green, please

This house on a prominent Ridge Street corner will soon get a green rehab.

Want more green housing in Charlottesville? You got it. In a unique collaborative effort, UVA students of architecture and engineering have partnered with the city and Barton Malow Company to rehabilitate and redesign a house in the historic district of Ridge Street.

“Absolutely nothing is more sustainable than a building that already exists,” says John Quale, a UVA architecture prof leading students through the design process. (He also leads the ecoMOD initiative, which has many similarities to the Ridge Street project.) “We’re trying to demonstrate that you can keep buildings and keep the original materials but you can make them much more energy efficient,” he says. Plans include patching up the exterior stucco and original interior trim and molding while adding things like storm windows and insulation for greater energy efficiency.

Chris Weatherford, project manager at Barton Malow, describes the company’s role as “helping to manage the process, getting the right people to help out along with assisting with construction down the road.” Keep an eye open for the next few years and watch this ambitious project unfold.—Lucy Kim

Your shopping, done

Retail Relay’s Graham Evans, left, Ted Corcoran, center, and Dennis Bates, right, at Foods of All Nations, one of the local stores where they pick up groceries for their customers.

Here’s an unusual facet of the eat-local movement in Charlottesville: Retail Relay, the local business that takes grocery orders on its website and then delivers the food to centralized pickup spots, is growing like crazy. This year they’ve gone from four employees to 10, and from 10 vendors to 24. Those vendors include stores (Reid’s, Rebecca’s) plus small local farms (Davis Creek) and restaurants (HotCakes, Revolutionary Soup).

On November 13, the Relayers kicked off a big new part of their operation, in which they’ll bring their service to residents at UVA Hospital. It seems they’ve hit a nerve with their business, cutting down on one-person driving trips and bringing customers to local food producers outside the more familiar farmer’s market and CSA models.

Retail Relay, which identifies itself as part of a national trend, lets farmers set their own prices and gives them a much bigger cut (70 to 80 percent) than they’d get with most other middlemen. If you’re interested in trying online groceries for yourself, check out their offerings at retailrelay.com.—Erika Howsare

Clean air act

 

Forget about artificially scented candles or odor masking chemical sprays—one of the best ways to improve your indoor air quality is with plants. If you hate the sight of the exposed dirt in potted plants, or if you’re a fan of eco-friendly design, you might want to check out the Andrea, a new invention that will let you turn a leafy plant into an air filter and purifier. The product puts your humble houseplant under a clear dome, with a quiet fan pulling in toxins and pushing out cleaner air that has been filtered through the plant.

$199 is a steep price for a house for your houseplant (we are in a recession, for goodness sakes, and you could buy about 20 Christian’s pizzas with that), but the system doesn’t require replacement filters and reduces the pollution in your house. If that doesn’t win you over, the sheer cool factor and aesthetics of this sleek, curvy pod might. A list of retailers can be found at andreaair.com.—L.K.

Join the green party

One way to survive the cold, dark, post-Fridays-After-Five season is to host or attend a cozy, holiday party. But if December is already booked with invitations, your carbon snow-print might be mammoth.

 

Follow these tips for green merrymaking:

Choose invitations printed on recycled paper; or postcard-sized, bamboo or hemp invites; or simply welcome friends with digital e-vites.

If you must have a tree, splurge on a fresh, local Christmas tree from the nearest tree farm (consult the Buy Fresh Buy Local guide at buylocalvirginia.org).

Do you really need another seasonal decoration? Search your home for lost treasures, or ask close friends to loan decorations for the night of your party. Gather fresh rosemary or holly berry branches to garnish your soy, beeswax or palm wax candle. Fill your favorite glass bowl or jar with cranberries and water and top with a tea light. Old CDs make glittery hanging ornaments; so do non-toxic gold and silver painted pinecones. Create recycled magazine Christmas trees by folding down every page. And garlands of leftover greenery, apples, cinnamon sticks and twine provide fragrance and fun.

Why not explore a local menu with Caromont chevre and a bottle of Gabriele Rausse’s Rosso? Be sure to serve guests on real or biodegradable plates. Here’s a gift idea for you and the planet: a set of sturdy, fashionable bamboo plates suitable for future parties!

And a beautiful handcrafted gift from local artists at the farmers’ market, or a gift certificate to your favorite locally owned business, captures the seasonal spirit of giving.Better World Betty

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December 2009: Feeling at home in Neal Deputy's adaptive apartments

In 1996, when architect Neal Deputy adapted the original Coca-Cola Bottling Works (CCBW) Building on 10th Street NW into four residential apartments, there wasn’t much like it for renters in town. Almost 14 years later, such “loft-style” apartments—former industrial buildings converted to residences with large open floor plans—are more common. The rage that began in big cities like New York, with its Meatpacking District-turned-Bobo-haven, has caught on in Charlottesville and other towns. Seems “adaptive reuse”—the catchphrase for refurbishing stagnant industrial spaces—has hit the mainstream.

Deputy works at the long table in the office portion of his loft.

Still, CCBW remains unique. (Full disclosure: The building is now majority owned by Shannon Worrell, wife of Bill Chapman, who owns C-VILLE Weekly.) For one, Deputy retained so much of the building’s original bones and character that from the outside it’s difficult to tell that no bottling actually goes on there any more. Two, it continues to blend with the surrounding neighborhood—10th & Page—which has experienced surprisingly little other luxury development or gentrification. 

Deputy, a Charlottesville native with architecture degrees from UVA and Princeton, went on from CCBW to establish himself as a busy designer with thriving businesses in three places—Charlottesville, South Beach, Florida, and the British Virgin Islands (he spends a third of his time in each)—and yet, he still seems a bit surprised by the immediate and continued popularity of CCBW.

“It was a great learning experience, and they’ve been incredibly successful,” says Deputy, who credits friend Wyn Owens, the building’s former owner, with the forethought to convert the bottling building.

“Wyn was interested because it was a relic of the industrial heyday of Charlottesville,” says Deputy.

Coca-Cola only used the building, erected in 1920, for a short time before establishing a larger bottling facility on Preston Avenue. After that, the building was used for milk bottling and several other industrial purposes before falling vacant until Owens purchased it in the mid-1990s.

Deputy says after demolishing the interior of the building, he reused much of the existing infrastructure and materials. All the windows are original, much of the plumbing was reused and remnants of the building’s hardworking past are still evident in the overhead ductwork, pipes and visible elevator motor that give the apartments their quirky character. Deputy admits that the heat pump that warms and cools the building and those original windows aren’t terribly efficient, however.

“At the time, we weren’t focused on being environmentally responsible,” says Deputy. “It just wasn’t the concern back then, but we were concerned with being economically responsible.”

The Coke building retains its industrial look on the exterior.

One strategy was to retain the masonry and steel frame, Deputy says: “It took us about a year and only about $20 a square foot.”

The conversion created two first-floor apartments of about 1,000 square feet and two second-floor apartments of about 1,500 square feet with additional outdoor terraces. CCBW also includes an attached commercial space and a smaller detached commercial outbuilding.

Though there’s often a waiting list for CCBW occupancy, Deputy is probably his own best testament to the good design of the place. He’s continued to rent one of the units as his own home and office during the parts of the year he works in Charlottesville. In his current spot—Unit 1 on the first floor—a working and drafting desk spans almost the entire length of the floor. Framed photographs of his many designs featured in architectural magazines over the years line the walls over his parked scooter, which he drives right into the unit. His tiny open kitchen backs up to the small bathroom, which, Japanese-style, is completely lined in tile with no doors to delineate shower from sink and toilet space. 

Deputy fit the bathroom into the unit using drywall in a curved rather than squared-off manner.

“It’s less intrusive, says Deputy. “I walk past this wall a dozen times throughout the day.”

The curve also created an area for storing a TV and entertainment center in the sleeping loft built above the bathroom. The loft, which holds little more than a bed, leaves plenty of living, working and playing space on the floor. Deputy has even opened up his unit to the public on occasion as a gallery for artist friends.

Long-term tenant

“People always ask why I don’t just buy something,” says longtime CCBW tenant Julia Bargmann, a landscape architect and UVA professor, “but I can’t find anything as nice as this. When guests come they often say I have the best apartment in Charlottesville.” 

Bargmann has rented Unit 3 since the building opened, and it’s no wonder that she finds bliss at CCBW. In her own design business, D.I.R.T. (DirtStudio.com), she specializes in regeneration of derelict industrial properties and fallow brownfield sites. 

“When I moved here from New Jersey in January 1996, there were so few industrial buildings available [for rent]. When I walked into this place, I snapped my fingers and said ‘This is it.’”

Having come to Charlottesville for a faculty position at the A-school, Bargmann says many of her colleagues tried to advise her that the neighborhood and, in particular, the Westhaven public housing development located behind the building, was “dicey.” 

Julia Bargmann has lived in CCBW for well over a decade.

“‘You live where?’ they’d ask me, but it wasn’t a big deal to me. I’m from New Jersey.”

Bargmann says she loves the neighborhood because it’s diverse and “working class.” She uses terms such as “perfect” and “just enough” to describe the compact size of her open kitchen, the square footage of the two separate but doorless bedrooms, the fact that she has so much open living space and her 15’x15′ outdoor terrace, to which she’s lent her own modern, post-industrial design sense with aluminum planters and a large aluminum tub.

“I take dips out there in the summer,” says Bargmann, who says that she’s considered bathing in the terrace tub (like all the units, her compact bathroom only contains a shower), but hasn’t actually done it. Though Big Jim’s Catering is located just under her terrace, privacy isn’t an issue. The window coverings on the bedrooms are only to shade the light and regulate the temperature in summer. 

Bargmann says her poodle loves the place too. Blanche has ample open space to work up to a full-tilt run to fetch a ball on the other side of the apartment.

CHECK BACK FOR VIDEO OF CORRY AND HILARY’S APARTMENT!

Efficiency breeds efficiency

In Hilary Ritt and Corry Blanc’s downstairs unit, the apartment’s tiny kitchen and solo storage closet have inspired the couple to design their own creative space-saving solutions.

“The kitchen just has open shelving, so we bought an old filing cabinet from the Habitat Store and painted it. That holds all of our food,” says Ritt.

Corry Blanc and Hilary Ritt say their CCBW loft has forced them to be tidy.

The couple, who previously rented the basement of a detached home in Fry’s Spring for roughly the same rent, pared down their belongings when they moved into CCBW. They also quickly learned to be more tidy—“This place definitely makes us stay on top of our chores,” says Blanc.

The compromises of living in an atypical multiunit dwelling have been worth it for the couple, however. They say they enjoy hearing their upstairs neighbor in Unit 4 playing his banjo in the evenings, and love that they can walk to shops and restaurants from their location, especially since Blanc, a blacksmith and ornamental ironwork designer, has a long commute to his Silver City Iron studio in Zion’s Crossroads. Ritt, a Ph.D. student at the Curry School of Education, says she often walks to Preston Avenue to work at Shenandoah Joe’s or shop at Integral Yoga.

As their previous basement apartment had only one window, the couple flipped for the almost-floor-to-ceiling vintage glass along two of the unit’s 12′ walls, which has them bathing in natural light. The extensive windows also admit the fluorescent glow of the traffic light on 10th Street, which, for the most part, they find charming. There’s just one small problem at bedtime: the flashing red streaming directly into Blanc’s pillow-lain face on his side of the bed.

“I have this ritual I have to do every night,” say Blanc. “I have to tuck this window shade in over here and I have to prop a pillow in this window over here. Then I’m good.”

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December 2009: D.I.Y. Diary

Set to weather well

Often, we’ve had guests who, against all reason, have actually volunteered to stay overnight in our chaotic household so that they may donate their elbow grease to our renovation cause. (Perhaps they are persuaded by the embarrassingly large breakfasts we serve.) One project I look on as a special monument to generous houseguests: the cedar shingles my sister-in-law and I installed on the front of our dormer.

The dormer lacked siding (top) until we shingled it with sweet-smelling cedar (bottom).

The dormer had been retrofitted with a bay window that was A) unattractive and B) smashed, so my husband and I had replaced it with a flat picture window. In doing so, we more or less destroyed the siding that surrounded it. This provided a convenient excuse to add cedar shingles in its place—an upscale-looking material, but not expensive when you only need to cover a few square feet.

My able partner and I spent one whole day mapping out the top row of shingles, which had to be custom-cut to fit around the rafters, and marking the backs of them with an arcane numbering system. The second day was for nailing up first those, then the row below, and so on until the dormer was fully suited up.

This, while our husbands were removing and replacing much of the house’s wiring. My sister-in-law and I were quite pleased with ourselves, none the less so when we realized we’d nailed one shingle (number A2, if you must know) with its mark facing out. I consider it a lasting memento of our partnership.—Spackled Egg

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December 2009: Instant Decorator

 

Crafter’s Christmas

The last thing we here at Instant Decorator wish for you this season is to be boring. When you dig out your holiday regalia and find that old evergreen wreath with holly berries that you tucked away last winter, you’ll realize that it’s missing some originality. This month’s project is a little bit kitschy, a little bit sparkly and oozing with holiday spirit. We recommend drinking some eggnog while crafting.

Materials: Styrofoam wreath ring, Christmas tree ornaments in varying sizes (and colors, if preferred), thick ribbon in color complementary to ornaments (or plain white).

Tools: Hot glue gun.

1. Wrap ribbon around the wreath, overlapping edges to cover Styrofoam completely. Hot glue to fasten.
2. Lay wreath flat and hot glue larger ornaments at random points around the wreath.
3. Fill in empty spots with smaller ornaments, gluing directly to the Styrofoam or to other ornaments.

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December 2009: Toolbox

The wallpaper scorer’s teeth punch tiny holes in the paper, which make it easier for stripping agents to do their work. Easy removal still not guaranteed.

Stuck on the scorer

When my significant other and I moved into our first home, we spent the first few weeks cursing the previous owners for their bonehead D.I.Y. moves. We lamented their shoddy electrical work and bad design decisions—from covering the original 1924 kitchen cabinets with robin’s egg blue paint, to hiding the fir floors with laminate—but mostly we shouted their names in vain for taking the easy way out on the home’s vintage wallpaper: painting over it. That was until we tried to remove the floral fiasco in the one room they hadn’t touched.

Let’s just say, they don’t make wallpaper glue like they used to. While newer wallpaper often strips off without the use of water or chemicals, this older stuff could hold a space shuttle together. What we finally discovered after days of steaming, scraping and swearing at ourselves to no avail was the wallpaper scoring tool.

On the underside of this round object that fits in the palm of your hand are rotating disks of metal teeth. As you run the scorer over the wallpaper in small circles with light pressure as if sanding it, the teeth perforate the paper without damaging the wall. The holes allow steam or special stripping liquid to seep through the paper to the glue beneath, making removal possible. Not easy, just possible.

Tuesday reading: Jefferson Theater reviewed, Poe in Richmond, more

Anybody else see Aliens at The Paramount Theater last night? Fantastic, right? Props to UVA alum Stan Winston—that queen alien was one angry, acid-blooded mama.

Let’s get down to business, shall we?

  • The New York Times writes about two Edgar Allan Poe exhibits in Richmond—one at the Library of Virginia, the other at the Poe Museum—and says that "as a corpse he has flourished mightily." Zombie Poe! If you hear groaning coming from near Poe’s room on the Lawn, it may be a brain-eating undead E. A. Poe. Or, you know, a "spirited" undergrad…
  • Goodbye, Al Groh! Let’s hope UVA brings back the "Good Ol’ Song" rather than the same old song next season.