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Dinner for Schmucks; PG-13, 114 minutes; Carmike Cinema 6

 In the grand scheme of things, we should have known it wouldn’t be so long after Breakfast of Champions that we’d be having Dinner for Schmucks. Steve Carell and Paul Rudd star in this American remake of the French film (of a French play) about a guy who climbs the corporate ladder by competing to supply a dinner party with its most pathetic guest. Can you guess who plays who?

For those who think Steve Carell will disappear with his character on “The Office,” never fear: The boyish leading man is more Carell than ever in this remake.

It’s not that Rudd’s Tim, a mild-mannered private-equity analyst, necessarily enjoys publicly humiliating unsuspecting idiots (“That’s messed up,” he says more than once), or that he’s overwhelmed by his own careerist drive. It’s that he thinks he needs a promotion in order to prove himself marriageable. For this, the movie requires him to have a lovely and loving, but ultimately reluctant fiancée (Stephanie Szostak), whose reluctance has to be a given. Just like the similarly plot-propelling doltishness of Carell’s toothy, perpetually windbreakered IRS functionary and rodent hobbyist, Barry.

You may say it’s counterproductive and cruel to pick on innocent morons, just as it is to pick on a big-screen sitcom because its dramatic stakes seem artificial. But it’s a little weird how Dinner for Schmucks never even bothers to explain its principal schmuck’s buffoonery. It’s not that Barry is merely obtuse. Indeed, his mental lapses sometimes suggest a developmental disability. Yet he functions at least highly enough to know his way around tax law and taxidermy. 

For that matter, one problem with Barry’s elaborate dead-mice dioramas as evidence of his schmuckitude is how extraordinarily beautiful and charming they are. You can almost imagine Wes Anderson nodding with admiration. But don’t do that, because then you’ll start imagining how much more richly Anderson might have characterized a quirkball like Barry. 

As conceived by writers David Guion and Michael Handelman for director Jay Roach, he’s pretty much just a vessel for Carell. Fair enough: Carell made himself a star by absorbing insult and neutralizing mean-spiritedness. So if Dinner for Schmucks politely declines the opportunity take up the social critique put forth by its French predecessor, that’s to be expected—and may be a comment on the American character in and of itself. 

It does at least have Office Space’s Ron Livingston on hand in a supporting role, as if to shorthand what it thinks the corporate workplace can go do with itself. Plus: supplementary goofy hilarity from Zach Galifianakis as Barry’s boss and wife-stealer; David Williams as an eccentric Swiss billionaire; and especially Jemaine Clement as Tim’s romantic rival, a performance and bullshit artist.

Whew, that’s filling. Let’s pass on dessert.

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Arts

“The Real Housewives of D.C.,” “Rubicon,” “Bachelor Pad”

 “The Real Housewives of D.C.”

Thursday 9pm, Bravo

Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise has already embarrassed the women of Southern California, New York City, Atlanta and New Jersey, so it’s about time it got around to making the ladies of the District look terrible. “RHoDC” follows five women, most notably Michaele Salahi, the “model” and “philanthropist” who sparked a national scandal last year when she and her husband crashed President Obama’s first White House State Dinner. You’ll get to see that whole mess unfold this season, since the Salahis were filming this show when the incident occurred (Bravo swears it had no idea that they weren’t invited to the event; the Salahis claim that the “truth will come out,” or some such shit). I hear that the rest of the “housewives” are pretty boring, although one of them has a young lover named Ebong, so she can’t be all bad.

“Rubicon”

Sunday 9pm, AMC

AMC continues its streak of thought-provoking drama series with original concepts (1960s Madison Avenue ad execs; high-school science teacher-turned-meth kingpin) with this new series about a paranoid intelligence analyst/code breaker who believes that he’s stumbled upon a governmental conspiracy. Features James Badge Dale (“The Pacific”), Arliss Howard (Full Metal Jacket), and the awesome Miranda Richardson (Sleepy Hollow). This is bound to be one of the more cerebral TV outings of the year. I personally can’t wait until the movie channel launches its other brain-related series, the comic-based zombie drama “The Walking Dead,” come October.

“Bachelor Pad”

Monday 9pm, ABC

Back in the early aughts “The Bachelor” brought the dating show back to television. A few years later VH1 transformed the concept into its guilty-pleasure “Flavor of Love” series. With all of the desperate skanks and himbos cast off the various “Flavor” seasons and its spin-offs, VH1 flipped the script again and threw a bunch of them into a house to compete for cash, and to further degrade themselves in “I Love Money.” Turnabout is fair play, and now “The Bachelor” is getting into the recycling business with “Bachelor Pad,” in which 19 former “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” contestants battle it out for money and “a second chance at love,” a.k.a., late-night booty calls. I checked out of this franchise years ago, so none of the names mean anything to me except co-host Melissa Rycroft, who has parlayed getting dumped into her fourth reality show.

 

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Living

Where's the fire?

 It’s getting hot in here. And we’re not just talking summer heat­—we’re talking fire. Last week’s blaze at Wild Wing Café, which is still being investigated, temporarily shut down the restaurant. And, while the eatery at the Amtrak station reopened this week, the patio where the fire originated remained closed at press time. General Manager Kiersten Kaufman says they hope to have the patio refurbished by this weekend.

Wild Wing Café General Manager Kiersten Kaufman says most of the damage to the patio area was caused by water and smoke during the extinguishing process. The entire restaurant—patio and all—should be open this weekend.

Since this is such a hot topic, Restaurantarama wonders: What can other restaurants do to ensure this sort of thing doesn’t happen to them?

Says Assistant Fire Marshal Steve Walton, be prepared. The city fire department offers training to restaurant staff about fire safety and evacuation procedures, should there be an incident. Most restaurant fires start in the kitchen, he says, igniting from grease buildup in the hood system. Walton advises that the hood system be cleaned every six months. 

That doesn’t explain what happened at Wild Wing, where the fire was confined to the patio, away from restaurant equipment. Walton says they’re still figuring it out. Kaufman says it’s suspected the fire started from a cigarette that was left in one of the planters, but Walton says the fire department is also exploring the possibility of faulty electrical work. “[The fire at Wild Wing] was quite unusual,” he says, “being on the decking.”

Beer here

In July, Restaurantarama reported that four local breweries—Starr Hill, Devils Backbone, Blue Mountain and South Street —were gearing up to collaborate on a new beer. We’re here to tell you: They’ll preview The Brew Ridge Collaboration Ale this Sunday from noon until 5pm at Starr Hill’s facility in Crozet. If you miss it, you’ll have a few more opportunities for a taste test before the official unveiling at the Brew Ridge Trail Music Festival on August 21.

Can’t get enough of beer fests? Visit the Charlottesville Pavilion on September 11 for a Starr Hill and Beer Run co-sponsored event that will feature microbrewers from up and down the coast. More on that in the coming weeks.

In other beer (and wine) news, Brixx Wood Fired Pizza—located in the former Boston Market space at Barracks Road—has applied for an ABC license.

Ten after dark

Good news, late-night snacksters: Ten recently joined the list of available after-dark eateries Downtown. In addition to places like C&O Restaurant, Christian’s Pizza and Miller’s, the restaurant above Blue Light Grill will offer yummies like Yakitori and the Raspberry Walu Roll until 1am on Fridays and Saturdays.

 

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News

Warrant, lawsuits await Jim Baldi's return

 More than two months after Bel Rio owner Jim Baldi asked local artist Chris Butler to display his paintings and pen-and-ink work inside Baldi’s Belmont club, Butler returned to take his work from the walls. By then, Bel Rio had been closed for nearly two weeks, and its owner—the subject of a $300,000 fraud lawsuit from a business partner and a felony embezzlement charge in Albemarle County—was a spectre in the neighborhood.

Notice of a fraud lawsuit against Bel Rio owner Jim Baldi was posted at his 900 Elliott Ave. home, but neighbors say he has not been seen around the house for weeks.

“The windows were papered over. There was junk in every corner, boxes of random stuff. The office was still in place,” says Butler. “The liquor was all gone. The beer was still sitting around. It looked like they just threw a bunch of stuff in boxes and took off.”

Now, the Charlottesville Circuit Court awaits contact from Baldi, while the Albemarle County Police Department has begun to seek him out. According to the fraud lawsuit filed by Bel Rio LLC partner Gareth Weldon, Baldi had until Monday, August 2, to file a response to Weldon’s suit in the city court. At press time, however, Weldon’s lawyer, Daniel Meador, had not heard from Baldi or other representation, and no response had been filed in court.

Last week, county police issued an arrest warrant for Baldi, who provided accounting and payroll services for several area restaurants and is accused of embezzling an undisclosed sum of money from WK Foods and Proffitt Management. An employee of Proffitt Management told C-VILLE that owner William Proffitt was the only individual who could comment on Baldi’s connection to the business; calls to Proffitt were not immediately returned.

And while a missing person report for 25-year-old Bel Rio employee Kristian Throckmorton was closed last week after Throckmorton contacted family members, C-VILLE has been unable to confirm that she has returned to Charlottesville. Throckmorton is rumored to be with Baldi. 

“She’s an adult, so that’s that,” says Charlottesville Police Sargeant Marc Brake. “Simple as that.”

A half-mile from the dormant Bel Rio, Baldi’s pink, two-story house—on the market for more than six months—sits in a similar state of suspended operation at 900 Elliott Ave. Real estate agent Roger Voisinet says he visited the house twice during the last three weeks, and it looks “just about like it always did.”

“It just looks like someone had breakfast there in the morning,” says Voisinet. “There is stuff out of the bedroom, on the table. You couldn’t tell anyone had left.” 

Voisinet says law enforcement has not asked to examine Baldi’s house. In the last year, city police responded to 27 incidents within a quarter-mile of Baldi’s Elliott Avenue home. Police also arrested 19-year-old Demonte Burgess, later charged in the January shooting of Miguel Salazar, in the 900 block of Elliott Avenue for a disturbance at a public housing site. However, neighbors who live next door to Baldi describe his house as “very quiet,” and say they have not seen the man in at least two weeks.

In his recent visit to Bel Rio, Butler reclaimed all but one painting—a slightly claustrophobic image of a human figure secreted into a black orb. He has been unable to locate the painting since Bel Rio closed and Baldi vanished.

“When I saw the inside of the restaurant, I was like, ‘I don’t think they’re coming back,’” says Butler.

C-VILLE welcomes news tips from readers. Send them to news@c-ville.com.

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Living

When you need a hit of acid

Time to bookmark your page in the Twilight saga. We’re back for the second installment of my wine basics tutorial that will keep your vinous vocabulary savvy and your palate sharp during the summer break. So, now that we’ve rewritten our definitions of sweet, dry, and fruity after last week’s lesson, we are ready to tackle another wine component that leads to its overall balance: acidity.

In most cases, acid isn’t a good thing. Acid reflux, acid rain, and acid-washed jeans are all the pits, but in wine and food, we want it. Acidity is the thing that keeps us coming back for more. It’s what makes lemonade so refreshing, tomatoes so delicious, and Sour Patch Kids so addictive (even after you’ve burned sores in your mouth). Acidity also contributes to the aging capability of a wine, preserving both color and flavor. Acid receptors are located on the outer sides of our tongues and, when heavily stimulated, cause our cheeks to pucker, our eyes to twitch, and our mouths to water.

The easiest way to understand acidity in wine is to start from the very beginning of a grape’s life. Just like any unripe fruit, a wine grape starts its life as a bud full of acid compounds. As it sits in the sun, its acids convert to sugars, ripening into an edible fruit. The more sunshine the grape sees in its life on the vine, the sweeter it will be. Soil composition, grape varietal, and microclimate breezes also play an important part in the retention of acidity. But generally, grapes grown in cooler climates (Austria, Northern France, New Zealand, etc.) retain more acidity than the sun-soaked grapes grown in warmer climates (Australia, Southern Italy, Napa Valley, etc.). 

In very warm regions where overripe grapes are a problem, wine can be chemically acidified with a dose of tartaric acid. A common prescription for an overly acidic wine is malolactic fermentation (MLF), when a second fermentation is incited to convert the green-apple tasting malic acid into the buttery-tasting lactic acid. MLF is often used in reds to “smooth out” any sharp edges, but is also a favorite treatment for New World Chardonnay aiming to taste of buttered popcorn.

A dry wine without acidity is dull and lifeless. Dubbed “flabby” in wine speak, it clumsily flops around in your mouth until you manage to choke it down. A sweet wine without acidity would be as sickeningly sweet as a shot of maple syrup. 

When pairing wine with food, acidity serves as a necessary palate cleanser for the fats and proteins in food that coat your tongue. The New World tendency to drink wine on its own has conditioned our palates to prefer wines with less acidity, but more New World producers are taking cues from the Old World and making wines with crisp levels of acidity to complement our meals.

Each person’s palate detects a wine’s components in varying levels of intensity, so if a wine is too acidic for you at first sip, try it with food and notice how the acidity mellows and the flavors of the food intensify. For acid fiends, try Chenin Blanc, Riesling, and Sauvignon Blanc in white, and Pinot Noir, Sangiovese, and Barbera in red. Not down with the pucker? Go for Chardonnay, Marsanne, and Viognier in white, and Malbec, Merlot, and Tempranillo in red.

Acidity, along with the other components of wine, should meld seamlessly like instruments in an orchestra. At moments, one may play a solo, but in the end, they should all be in perfect harmony. 

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Living

August 2010: Real Estate

 If you’re like a lot of homeowners these days, you’d probably love to go green. Energy efficiency retrofits, high-efficiency furnaces and solar panels are home improvements that can save thousands and thousands of dollars in energy bills over the years. But high upfront costs have so far kept many folks from adopting practical energy saving improvements—it costs $25,000 to install a solar panel system on a typical residential property, which is out of reach for most homeowners. 

 

Helping homeowners make those investments is the main mission behind an effort gaining momentum around the country called Property Assessed Clean Energy, or PACE. Nineteen states (at last count), including Virginia, have passed legislation that would allow municipalities to establish PACE programs. The Obama administration has dedicated more than $100 million in stimulus money to fund them. California’s pilot program, like others, has become quite popular. 

PACE works by allowing people to borrow money from municipalities for energy efficiency upgrades and pay it back over 15 to 20 years through a special assessment added to their property tax bill. What this means: Your property taxes will go up but are offset by lower monthly utility bills. So your property tax bill might increase by $100 or so, but your energy bills may drop by $200-$300. In some instances, like with the installation of solar panels, the utility bill becomes fixed. As conventional energy costs continue to rise, the use of solar panels allows you to pay the same amount for energy for the next 20, 30, or 40 years, which is a huge savings over the course of a lifetime. 

The problem with PACE is that the loan is technically a property tax assessment and is therefore regarded as a lien—it must be paid back before existing mortgage debt. So if the homeowner goes into foreclosure—not all that uncommon these days—the energy loan would have to be repaid before the lender gets any money. 

This is why PACE loans are really only an option for people who have equity in their homes, great credit or no mortgage.

Recently, there has been pushback from mortgage insurers Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, who—perhaps rightly so—don’t want to be on the hook if green-minded homeowners default on their mortgages. The two lending giants have sent letters to local governments across the country, causing many to suspend their PACE programs.

It’s unclear how this will all play out since Fannie and Freddie are owned by the government, which supports the PACE initiative. For now, the Energy Department released guidelines for pilot PACE financing programs that urge municipalities to conduct energy audits to ensure homeowners will see reduced energy costs as a result of upgrades, and that assessments should be limited to 10 percent of the property value.

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August 2010: Toolbox

 Though it sounds like a dating device, the stud finder has nothing to do with landing a man, unless you’re planning to hang him on your wall from a picture hook. This small, handheld tool ensures that your trophies, whatever they may be, stay safely in place by identifying where the wooden supports run behind your walls. You’ll need to hammer your nails or screws into the wood if you want to keep the artwork or window shades you hang from pulling out.  

 

There are two types of stud finders, both typically powered by batteries. Electronic stud finders use electronic sensors to distinguish differences in the wall’s density, thereby distinguishing the wooden beams from the dry wall. Magnetic stud finders use magnets to identify metal beams or pick up on the metal nails and screws already embedded in the wooden beams behind the wall. When a stud is found, the finder beeps or registers the reading on an electronic screen. 

Without a stud finder, you can either use trial and error to find the studs in your wall (making many useless nail holes in the process) or do that wall “whisperer” thing where you knock on it and try to distinguish the dull sound of a stud from the hollow sound where there is no stud. I do this rap-a-tap-tap bit just to use my stud finder more efficiently, but I don’t suggest you rely on this technique when you’re hanging anything heavy, unless you want to wear your new plasma TV on your head.—Katherine Ludwig

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Living

August 2010: For the birds

 “Everything’s a work in progress,” says Leni Sorensen about the home and acreage she shares with her husband Kip in White Hall. Transplants (as of 1982) from South Dakota, the couple have long had their hands in rural pursuits, from growing vegetables to raising pigs and cows. 

 

Kip, a master carpenter, is building them a new dwelling after their farmhouse burned down in 2000; for the moment, they live in an apartment over their garage. Meanwhile, other projects bubble along: an outdoor oven, a big beautiful garden, a flock of laying hens and an even bigger flock of broilers. 

The latest addition: 10 ducks that will provide meat for the fall and winter months. Leni, a passionate cook and a culinary historian (who also works as an African-American research historian at Monticello), already has plenty of ideas about what she’ll do with that homegrown duck meat. 

“I’m fascinated by recipes for Peking duck, Chinese style,” she says. “I’ll probably try anything that has to do with fruity, plumy, apricoty, winey sauce that goes well with duck.”—Erika Howsare


Kip: “You’re the one who suggested the ducks. We have this pond, and it seems to scream out for ducks.”

Leni: “I like to eat duck. Last fall I went to a party at Live Arts, and the food was fabulous. One of the things was rare sliced duck breast. I literally had to take myself away from the table. I thought, I would like to eat duck now and then. I had raised ducks; that’s not that hard. Then the challenge was, if they were going to have access to this pond, where would they then live?”

Kip: “We just enclosed these steps leading up to [the apartment door]. I needed a window in it, and happened to have the right number of glass blocks, so I built them into it.”

Leni: “They’re messy, messy, messy. They take their food, put it in their mouths, go right over to the water and use it to get the food wet. So the water gets messy.” 

Kip: “They like grass and insects. Insects are nailed as soon as they fly in there. But what they really love is a dirty old pond bottom, to muck in the mud.”

Leni: “They are Pekin ducks—white with longish necks. Like Ping—when I was a child that was a children’s book. There were these beautiful lithographs—these ducks lived on a boat in China. They would get to the rice paddy, go down a gangplank, and spend the day eating the bugs and manuring the rice paddy. There were these illustrations of the ducks going up the gangplank to their home at night.” 

Kip: “I have to make them a beach—their own little yellow-sand beach.”

Leni: “So they can go in and out easily when they’re young. With 10 ducks, we might have enough meat not to have to have ducks next year. I’m also trying to see if we can eat just our own chicken. And we have eggs. 

“I’ll probably give a few away as presents. They’re quite juicy because they’ve got so much fat in their skin. Probably the duck fat would make a wonderful savory pie crust—for pot pies and savory appetizers. It’ll take a lot of flour. That’s what gives it that grainy mouthfeel, that melt-in-your-mouth feel. And it goes well with savory or very rich fruity [fillings]…real venison mincemeat, you’d want a pie crust that could stand up to that flavor. 

“And aside from that, they’re just such fun animals.”

Kip: “Chickens are awful sweet, but these guys are just adorable.”

August ABODE gets its duck in a pickle

The new issue of ABODE is out, folks, and I must tell you it’s a peach. Or should I say, a pickle? Food columnist Lisa Reeder, who is always full of good advice about using all that stuff you buy at City Market, delves into pickle-making in all its splendor. Pucker up, greenies.

…And then get ready to learn all about raising ducks for meat, which if you ask me is kind of an advanced move for the green-living, local-eating set. I got to visit the home of Kip and Leni Sorensen, a wonderful place indeed, to check out their duck operation, and came away impressed with their know-how and the beauty of the homestead they’ve created in White Hall. They’ve got a sweet garden, an old springhouse, an outdoor-oven-in-progress, and a sizeable flock of chickens. Kip can build anything and Leni can cook anything. You’ll love them.

Other green stuff in the issue: this year’s Farm Tour, Better World Betty’s guide to the dead-tree-free home, and an account of how one family learned to live with the bugs. I hope you’ll read it and let us know what you think.

City Council considers tougher Downtown Mall panhandling ordinance

City Council will revisit and vote on proposed changes to the panhandling regulations on the Downtown Mall at its next meeting. The proposed amendments to the current ordinance would include changing the term "panhandling" to "soliciting." The ordinance would prohibit solicitation "from and to any person who is conducting business at any vendor table or cart," and within 50′ in any direction of the two Downtown Mall crossings, at Second and Fourth streets.

In a C-VILLE cover story, Acting City Manager Maurice Jones said that "there has been some discussion [of updating regulations] from a public safety perspective."

"We have some concerns about the intersections, the cross streets that we have on the Mall, because you have a convergence of vehicles, pedestrians and potential panhandlers who are right here," says Jones.

Currently, the ordinance prohibits panhandling within 15′ of a bank or an ATM. Robert Stroh, co-chair of the Downtown Business Association of Charlottesville (DBAC), told Council that he would like to see the 15′ buffer around outdoor cafes.

Jim Tolbert, director of the city’s Neighborhood Development Services, said that the proposed buffer would not add to the existing ordinance that prohibits panhandling from people seated at outdoor cafes. "It might be overreaching to go that route," he told Council.

Read more in next week’s C-VILLE.