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Fun Times, the Arts and Real Estate Thrive in Scottsville

By Celeste M. Smucker –

Do you long for a quiet, laid-back place loaded with unique amenities that is still near  enough to Charlottesville to allow an easy commute? If so, the town of Scottsville, a diverse and scenic community a few miles south of town on Route 20, may be just the thing.

Located at a bend in the James River at the intersection of Routes 20 and 6, the town overlaps the three counties of Albemarle, Fluvanna and Buckingham. Residents are proud of its historic past, as reflected in 153 nationally recognized and historically significant buildings, as well as of the growing number of attractions that make it a vibrant and desirable place to both visit and live.

The town’s river location meant it once suffered from frequent flooding that often forced business owners to move out and leave boarded up buildings behind.  All of that ended in 1980, however, when Federal money helped pay for a levee to protect Scottsville from flooding and allowed  commerce to thrive once again.

The completion of a Streetscape project in 2013 helped to further transform the downtown area into an inviting and attractive place for businesses and their customers. 

Today Scottsville has an active real estate market with options for everyone from first time buyers  to those looking for special properties like historic homes, farms and estates, a river view or the perfect piece of land for a new home.

Once settled, residents enjoy a quiet country lifestyle, enhanced by fun outdoor activities, essential shopping, the arts, music, restaurants and historic preservation all close to home.

Scottsville Welcomes You
Scott Ward with 1st Dominion Realty, Inc. describes Scottsville as a “great little town, friendly and welcoming.” Residents who want to socialize will find it easy to make new friends while they enjoy a very different experience from what he called “the hustle and bustle” of life in a more metropolitan area. 

A Scottsville native, Ward once moved to Norfolk where hustle and bustle were a daily experience. After a time, though, he realized he preferred his home town’s relaxed, laid-back lifestyle where things are “slow on purpose.” 

Larry Barnett, with the Old Ivy office of Long and Foster Real Estate, is a transplant who loved to  visit Scottsville before he and his wife decided to move there permanently and enjoy a quieter life full time. He described the town as a place with a “wonderful mix of people from all walks of life.” 

Barnett is a former Texan who retired from a career at the Pentagon in 1977.  Initially he was concerned his wife, a native of Manhattan, would have difficulty adapting to Scottsville’s country lifestyle. However,  the wonderful warm welcome they received made all the difference and neither of them has ever regretted the move.

Debi Dotson with Real Estate III,  another transplant, has enjoyed the Scottsville experience for over 23 years.  Her parents moved from New York and joined her there when they retired, preferring it to nearby communities. Dotson described her town as “the perfect place,” that is vibrant and friendly and attracts people who like art and music.

Real Estate Market
Scottsville’s location at the intersection of three counties gives home buyers multiple choices of  school systems and lifestyles. Albemarle County is closest to Charlottesville with more jobs, while Buckingham offers better prices on homes and noticeably lower taxes.  Buyers who like to have close contact with their neighbors may opt for living in Fluvanna County where they can choose from a variety of  homes built on smaller lots. 

REALTORS® who specialize in Scottsville are optimistic about the market. The real estate website, Trulia, reports a year over year increase in the median sales prices for the area and agents describe a shortage of inventory, especially at the low end of the market.

Sales continue to improve, Dotson said adding that homes priced under $200 thousand don’t stay on the market long.  She said that sales have even picked up in Buckingham County, which often lags behind the other two. 

“There’s lots going on out there,” she said. Buyers like the lower taxes and prices and are especially pleased that Buckingham has good internet access, unlike many rural locations.    

The market is moving along at an “OK clip,” Ward said.  He is happy about what he believes is a recent interest in land sales citing a two acre building lot that sold in just two weeks. Ward’s long time, family-owned company recently merged with First Dominion Realty, Inc.

First time buyers can still find a nice place to live in the Scottsville area, but the fast pace of sales in the under $200 thousand range means they need to be pre-qualified and ready to make an offer as soon as they find something they like, Dotson said.

It used to be easier for first timers, Ward observed.  It wasn’t long ago they would find options under $100,000.  However many of those homes have been bought up, rehabbed and sold or rented by investors.

Barnett described an active residential market, especially in the under $200 thousand price range. He recently sold two residential properties that he personally owned and added that Scottsville’s commercial market is also strong.

Scottsville Home Buyers
Scottsville agents see buyers  from Northern Virginia and the northeast, New Jersey and Pennsylvania as well as points south such as North Carolina and Florida. Two of Barnett’s recent sales were to buyers from Ohio and Colorado.  He believes the Scottsville area is especially attractive to retirees and people working from home.

Ward has worked with a number of families that pass through Scottsville, find the area appealing, walk in the door of his real estate office and decide then and there to buy a house. 

In a recent incident he was at a party celebrating his company’s merger with 1st Dominion Realty when a family of five walked in the door. They were passing through town on their way to Florida where they owned a home. After a chat about the local market, they sold the  Florida house and paid cash for one near Scottsville. 

It’s not unusual for Dotson to help first time buyers who work in Charlottesville, but who now live in Scottsville to be near family. Often these are people who grew up in the area and decide they love it too much to leave, Dotson explained. 

It’s not just first timers that locate there, however.  Barnett has a listing in the town of Scottsville, a lovely, historic Victorian home built in 1897 and designed by  D. Wiley Anderson, a famous Richmond area architect.  He is excited about recent interest from buyer prospects and anticipates the home won’t be on the market long.

Active and Fun
Many of Scottsville’s visitors come regularly to enjoy the restaurants, shops and activities like tubing on the river. 

One popular activity is a Thursday evening event at Tavern on the James.  Called Party on the Patio it features Ward who, in addition to being a successful REALTOR® and appraiser, is an accomplished musician. 

He is often accompanied by the “quite talented,” Ethan Hamburg who formerly toured with Merle Haggard.  He invites you to join the fun, casual event (“rednecks in Hawaiian shirts and flip flops” welcome), and advises arriving early to get a good seat.   

River activities like canoeing, kayaking and tubing are also a big draw bringing visitors from around the area.  If you go to hear Ward perform at Tavern on the James on a Thursday evening, you may even hear a song he wrote called “Captain of the Inner Tube.” He wrote it for the tubers who come to Scottsville with a cooler of beer to enjoy a day on the river while snapping selfies of their sunburns. 

The river is also the scene of another Scottsville event, the James River Batteau Festival, celebrated every year in June. Batteaux are flat bottomed boats that hauled people and goods to Richmond via Scottsville before railroads and interstates.  Participants in this annual event build their own batteaux and recreate part of this journey dressed in period costumes. 

Or experience life as it once was by taking a ride on the Hatton Ferry. On weekends between April and October, visitors can ride across the river between Albemarle and Buckingham Counties just west of Scottsville on what is the last poled ferry in the United States.   

Another popular Scottsville attraction is the Van Clief natural area, a 63-acre park right in town that features Scottsville Lake.  The lake is stocked with trout by the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries and is open to the public. 

The town is also proud of its restaurants that bring out residents along with outsiders. Barnett, who has been in Scottsville for years, said it is not unusual for him to walk into a packed restaurant for Sunday brunch and see many more tables of visitors than locals.

The arts are also a high point of Scottsville life, including Gallery 527 located on Valley Street that features functional art from local artists.  Barnett described it as “absolutely wonderful,” and confided he often finds the perfect gifts there for his wife.

For those who want a place to read, talk or just hang out, Scottsville has its own coffee and book store, Baines Scottsville. An independently owned bookshop based in Appomattox, it features espresso drinks and food such as baked goods, quiches and salads. Baines is known as a great place to relax and surf the net while you catch up on local gossip.

Rich History
Scottsville served as Albemarle’s County seat from 1744 until 1761, but lost that distinction to Charlottesville where the County’s  government offices have been ever since.

When the river was essential for commerce, the town’s location on the James made it an important commercial center. As a drop-off  point for agricultural goods moving between Staunton and Richmond, Scottsville became one of the largest grain markets in the state and home to many wealthy families. 

During the Revolutionary War the town housed an ammunition storehouse in what was formerly the municipal courthouse.  In the Civil War it served the Confederate cause by transporting supplies to the battlefields and providing a hospital for soldiers. 

However, Union troops did major damage to the canal in an effort to cut Confederate supply lines diminishing Scottsville’s importance. By the late 1800s, when river traffic gave way to rail, the town  lost what remained of  its prominence.

Today, though, Scottsville is popular once again and known as a quaint, artsy and thriving community next door to Charlottesville. For more information, give your REALTOR® a call.  If you are like other home buyers, you will find just what you are looking for in this nearby place that has so much to offer visitors and residents of all ages and interests.


Celeste Smucker is a writer, and blogger who lives near Charlottesville.

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How to Make Your Home Nearly Perfect

By Marilyn Pribus –

Most people want The Perfect Home. Admittedly this is pretty much impossible since perfection is the enemy of the good.  Often attributed to Voltaire, that aphorism holds a lot of truth, so let’s settle for nearly perfect.

It may be that your home has many great qualities but there are still some nagging imperfections—often one in particular.  Does the laundry door open the wrong way? Does your bathroom seem gloomy? Does your place just seem dated?

Instead of seeking vast solutions, establish reasonable goals. Remember a goal has three components.  It should be specific, measurable, and have a definite time frame.


The oft-cited classic example of a goal was NASA’s aim to put a man on the moon by the end of 60s. Around the house, of course, you’ll be aiming a bit lower, yet you can take similar steps.

Tackle a Project
Here’s an example. A door into a kitchen keeps children and pets from underfoot, but prevents parents from keeping an eye on them. An ideal solution might be a Dutch door, also called a double-hung or half door. A reasonable goal might be to have such a door installed before Thanksgiving.

Small, planned steps toward accomplishing it might include online research on where to buy such a door or determine if an existing door could be modified into a half door, whether you could do this yourself, where to find a handyman to do this for you if you can’t, and to have your plans in place by September 30th.

The next step could be to purchase supplies or engage a handyman by October 20th.  The final step would be completion by the week before Thanksgiving, just in case there is a last-minute glitch.

Some other rewarding tweaks: brighten a windowless room or closet with a solar tube to bring in outside light. How about maximizing space in a closet with decked clothes rods for shorter items and perhaps new shelf space with storage cubbies?

There are many examples of closet organizers to build or purchase online. Even quicker (and cheaper): treat yourself to some lazy-Susans to increase convenience and accessibility in any cabinet.

A Pot of Paint
A gloomy bathroom might well benefit from something as quick and easy as a designer shower curtain or brighter paint. In fact, it’s surprising what a gallon or two of paint can do to freshen and update any room.

Be sure to choose a color you can live with for several years unless you simply love to paint. Whether you choose a color to compliment that new shower curtain, the tile floor, or your favorite bathrobe, you probably have an idea of what you like.

Visiting local model homes and prowling around the websites of various paint manufacturers can help you find inspiration and the latest “hot” colors for any room.

If you might be selling in the next few years, opt for shades that are both popular and fairly neutral. Neutrals today have definitely moved beyond white and include pale grey, blue, and green.

If your time, energy, or budget is limited, consider painting a single wall of a room in a bold tone while leaving the others a complimentary neutral—or a lighter shade of the same hue.

This makes it far easier to change the personality of the room by redoing that single wall, either to an entirely different bold color or to a neutral to increase marketability later on.

Finally, get a small sample of the color you have chosen and paint a small section of your wall—or even a large piece of poster board.  Check it out both in daylight and in artificial lighting to be sure the color is what you expect.

Little Tricks
In any room, inexpensive upgrades can make a real difference. It could be something as small as a new window treatment in a bedroom, a set of matching spice jars in the kitchen to replace all those different sizes and brands, or an updated medicine cabinet in the bathroom. (Some modern cabinets even have USB plugs built right in.)

How about installing or updating a backsplash in the kitchen? There are many options these days including ceramic and metal in styles from Colonial to retro to edgy modern. Many handy people do this themselves and even hiring a contractor is not a major expense. 

Up-to-date light fixtures can make things sparkle in any room. Improve your home’s overall appearance with welcoming outside lights beside the front door, a special overhead fixture for the entry, a couple of handsome lamps in the living room, and contemporary fixtures in kitchen and bathrooms. You can do these one at a time.

Finally, remember that few things are as inviting and cheerful in any home as fresh flowers and growing plants. If your place is large enough, make a ficus tree part of your family. Blooming plants such as peace lilies, Christmas cactuses, oxalis, or African violets live happily in various situations from full sun to simply bright light.

Unless you have a great cutting garden to provide blossoms inside your house, add a bunch of flowers to your grocery list every week.  Nothing like a bouquet to make your home nearly perfect!


Marilyn Pribus and her husband live in Albemarle County. Inspired by snorkeling vacations, they recently replaced a boring white shower curtain with one covered with bright tropical fish.

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ARTS Pick: Zaltandi

If you really want to move people, get them dancing together. That’s the thinking behind the Charlottesville world dance festival Zaltandi, a collaboration between Soul of Cville, IX Art Park, The Charlottesville Salsa Club, The Dance Spot, Zabor Dance Project, and a list of artists performing various dance styles from many ethnicities. The festival’s goal is “to demonstrate that our community is strong and thriving, because of our diversity and our desire to connect, share, understand, and harmonize,” and the good vibes culminate in a Dance for Equality.

Rescheduled to Sunday, October 21. Free, 5:30pm. IX Art Park, 522 Second St. SE. 270-0966.

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ARTS Pick: Cville Pride Festival

During an all-day party that includes live music, moon bounces, belly dancers, and several drag shows, the Seventh Annual Cville Pride Festival, hosted by Remy St. Clair and friends, pulls out all the stops for a marathon high-energy celebration. Count on plenty of food trucks, beer and wine offerings, and a rainbow of vendors.

Saturday, September 15. Free, 11am. Sprint Pavilion, 700 E. Main St., Downtown Mall. 

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Water line to nowhere: Former city councilor calls out ‘potentially illegal’ pipeline vote

At a meeting in late August, members of the Rivanna Water and Sewer Authority’s board of directors voted to add $7 million to its budget to install part of a controversial water pipeline in Albemarle, even though just a month before, they said they had no plans to start building it.

Critics say the $7 million, one-mile pipeline is political and a “boondoggle.”

It’s part of an $82-million, nine-mile pipeline that will connect the South Fork Rivanna and Ragged Mountain reservoirs. The one-mile section that the RWSA now has the funds to build will run through the Birdwood Golf Course, which will be closed for reconstruction.

“I did say there was no plan [to build the pipeline], but that was really to the nine-mile section of pipe with exception to this one-mile section of pipe,” says RWSA Executive Director Bill Mawyer. “Maybe I should have put an asterisk in there [and said] except for the Birdwood section.”

Dede Smith, a former city councilor who has a long history of opposing the pipeline, says building at Birdwood now because it’s being renovated—and assuming it won’t be renovated again in the next 50 years—is “ludicrous.”

The pipeline was included in a community water supply plan created between 2002 and 2012, which deemed the project necessary to provide enough water for the community in the coming years. City Council has instructed that construction on the pipeline begin between 2027 and 2040 to meet those demands—but its necessity has been hotly debated.

“This isn’t about Birdwood, or the necessity of the pipeline, it’s political,” Smith said in an email to the board the day before it voted. “And the decision to spend $7 million turns to potentially illegal.”

She asked board members to consider what the city and Albemarle County Service Authority could do with $7 million to upgrade their infrastructure and further reduce water demand—the reason, she says, there’s no need for the pipeline.

In-depth research by Rich Gullick—a former RWSA director of operations, who resigned from his job in protest in February—concludes that actual water demand has been far less than what the authority projected, and the pipeline won’t be needed until at least 2048—or 2062, if the Ragged Mountain Reservoir water level is raised an additional 12 feet first, which Mawyer says can’t happen unless demand increases significantly.

According to Mawyer, the current water demand in the local service area is about 9 million gallons per day, compared to a supply of 16 million gallons per day.

Citing another study, he says the community will need more water by 2040—compared to Gullick’s calculation of two decades later—and the RWSA has commissioned a new study to reevaluate the projected demand.

Despite it maintaining that it won’t decide when to build the full pipeline until those results come in next year, the board plans to proceed in November with the $7 million, one-mile chunk of pipeline, which will stay empty.

“We’ll plug the ends and leave it in that condition,” says Mawyer.

Gullick calls it a “boondoggle,” and says it’s clear why the RWSA is rushing to build the first mile of the water line.

“All this is is a ploy to get the pipe started so that they can use it as an excuse to finish it,” he says. “They’re showing their hand, and they clearly don’t care what the new data says.”

The RWSA has claimed the pipeline won’t degrade while it sits unused and unfilled, possibly for decades, but Gullick says he doesn’t buy it.

“Water in the soil will be more corrosive than the water in the pipe,” he says. “What doesn’t degrade over time? It’s metal.”

Gullick was unable to attend the August 28 meeting where the vote to build at Birdwood was held. So was Smith.

“To selectively tax urban water rate payers $7 million for a project that has been both discredited by current data and politically motivated (worse yet by those who will not pay) is scandalous at best,” Smith said in her letter.

Smith and Gullick say Liz Palmer, a board member and Albemarle County supervisor, has been a main advocate for the pipeline, though her constituents in the Samuel Miller district don’t pay urban water bills. County rate payers will pay 80 percent, and city ratepayers will pay the remaining 20 percent.

Palmer counters that she has many constituents on public water, particularly south of I-64 and west of Fifth Street in developments such as Redfields and the many apartment complexes in the area. Once the pipeline is built, the RWSA will close the nearly 100-year-old Sugar Hollow line, and the Moormans River will “return to a more natural flow,” as required by a Department of Environment Quality permit, she says in an email.

Smith also says the most surprising vote came from Gary O’Connell, the executive director of the Albemarle County Service Authority and former city manager, “whose only role on that board is to protect the interests of county water rate payers. …And it is the county water rate payer who will be hurt the most when their rates go up to pay 80 percent of the cost of this pipeline to nowhere.”

O’Connell says the ACSA board has consistently supported the water supply plan, and within the agreement, its customers are also allocated 80 percent of the capacity of the new pipeline.

He says the ACSA is very mindful of its rates, and the average residential bill is about 22 percent less than that of a comparable city customer. Adds O’Connell, “Our area is growing, so we need to be focused on a growing water system.”

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Weight lifted: Juliana Daugherty finds release with Light

Between sips of seltzer and small handfuls of Chex Mix, Juliana Daugherty lovingly runs her hand along her cat Monday’s back. “I’m still kind of shocked that I managed to get it out in the world,” she says, eyeing a thick cardboard box at the bottom of a bookshelf. It’s full of vinyl copies of her debut record, Light, and she’s kind of shocked, because a few years ago, she hadn’t thought to make an album.

But when Daugherty decides she’s going to do something, she does it, to prove to herself, and “maybe to other people,” that she can.

The daughter of a viola player and a trumpet player, Daugherty, 30, began harp lessons at age 4, practicing on her own terms, and refusing her teacher’s preferred methods. She bounced from harp to piano to classical guitar before trying flute and deciding to get serious about woodwinds.

In college, she took an introduction to poetry class and decided that if it went well, she’d get a minor in poetry—not only did she get the minor, she earned an MFA in poetry from UVA.

After years of playing flute in local indie-folk bands Nettles and The Hill and Wood, Daugherty realized she was the only bandmate without a side project, and figured that as a poet and a musician, she had the skills to be a songwriter. Daugherty decided to become a songwriter, working late into the night on melodies and chords, then fitting lyrics on top of them.

Perhaps even more surprising to Daugherty (but not to any listener of her music) is that Light, which was produced by local musician Colin Killalea and released in June by Western Vinyl, isn’t just out in the world—it’s been featured on popular music websites such as NPR Music’s “All Songs Considered” and Stereogum, and critics have received it warmly.

Stereogum’s Chris DeVille says, “there is no shortage of artists making music of this ilk today, but few are doing it so captivatingly.”

Lars Gotrich of NPR writes, “I just want to curl up in a circle of pillows and stare upwards at eggshell paint that could so easily be cracked by the quiet and contemplative poetry Daugherty sings with gentle, but aching lilt.”

Creative endeavors are how Daugherty makes sense of her world, her life, and she doesn’t actively choose what she writes about. “Whatever has been in my brain is what’s going to come out, and whatever I’m trying to understand is what’s going to manifest itself,” she says.

In her artist bio, Daugherty writes, “I wrote this album partly to strip mental illness of its power,” and that is the part that many critics have focused on, noting how refreshing it is to hear someone speak about depression, sadness, and melancholia so openly, so beautifully.

Light is that, but it is mostly a record about love.

Of course love is “well-trod territory” for a songwriter, says Daugherty, and it irks her that many consider it a trite song topic. “For me, so much of my life is consumed by feelings about other people and interactions with other people, not just in romantic relationships but in all of my relationships, with friends and my family, and with strangers that I pass and imagine things about.”

On “Revelation,” Daugherty sings about her parents, imagining what it’s like to love someone over so much time, to know them so well and yet not really at all: “Someday I know the bonds that keep us will be broken. / We may outrun our bodies any moment. / And the mouth of revelation will not open; / I don’t know you—there’s no time.”

“Sweetheart,” is about a relationship that wasn’t much fun for her, that in hindsight is more toxic than it seemed, and what it’s like to belong to oneself once again, or for the first time. “California,” Daugherty’s favorite on the album, is about having to find a different way to go about your love for a person after your romantic relationship has ended.

Love is such a small word for all of the many, big things it means, and Daugherty will keep walking down that well-trod path because it is a worthy path to tread. Love is “something that’s endlessly interesting and mysterious, and it’s endlessly relevant,” she says. It is what defines us, what drives us and holds us back; it is the most important thing in the world, says Daugherty. Love is the light that we all move toward.

Many hands make Light work

Artist and photographer Tracy Maurice designed the cover and liner notes art for Light, and indie-rock fans have likely seen her work for Arcade Fire’s Funeral and Neon Bible, among others.

Daugherty intentionally titled her record after the seventh track, which contains the line, “Almost every life/ grows fiercely towards the light,/ and if there is a light, you will.”

The album art’s sequence of spheres, some dark and opaque, some light and transparent, others evoking both weighty stones and gaseous planets, is a helpful conceptualization of contrasts present in the music.

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Snail mail: Irregular postal deliveries tell a familiar tale

By Jonathan Haynes

Charlottesville residents are again losing their patience with irregular deliveries from the United States Postal Service.

Conan Owen, owner of Relax and Rejuvenate on Arlington Boulevard, says he has repeatedly experienced gaps in service over the past year. “They’re skipping the building entirely,” he says.

Owen says the delays have disrupted his company’s payroll system. “I was literally waiting for a $10,000 check. I got it the next day and it put off my payment schedule.”

Post office representatives have provided little assistance. “You cannot reach the Charlottesville USPS postmaster,” he says. “You can get a clerk who passes a message and they never get back.”

Owen says he emailed the postal service about irregular deliveries several times without a response. Nearly a month after the first complaint, USPS Marketing Manager Benjamin Farmer replied, telling Owen that he “will follow up with the offices and have the postmaster give you a call.”

Eight days later, Owen emailed Farmer again to inform him that he has not heard from the postmaster and that problems with his mail service have persisted. As of this writing, Farmer has yet to reply.

The postmaster’s contact information is not publicly listed. To lodge a complaint, residents must go to their local post office or call the agency’s general service line.

C-VILLE’s attempts to contact Postmaster Cloteal Farmer were unsuccessful.

The post office was established by the United States Constitution to ensure that all residents would receive mail regardless of who they were or where they lived. But it differs from other government agencies in that it is financed by postal stamps in lieu of taxpayer funds.

In the mid-aughts, this unusual structure plunged the post office into fiscal distress as email and online banking began to replace paper mail as Americans’ preferred mode of correspondence. While revenue was declining, the federal government struck another blow to its budget in 2006 by passing a law requiring the agency to fund employee health care plans in advance of their retirement.

The USPS promptly downsized to close its budget deficit, laying off employees and scaling back operations nationwide. In 2010, Charlottesville cut costs by merging its processing and distribution center with the Richmond branch.

The austerity measures kept the service afloat, but administrative problems quickly transpired. The volume of delayed mail doubled between 2009 and 2011, leaving Richmond with the largest quantity of delayed mail in the country.

Complaints from residents surged and the USPS Office of Inspector General stepped in to conduct an audit, which concluded the Charlottesville-Richmond center was both understaffed and overburdened, resulting in a massive delivery backlog.

Subsequently, complaints about the postal service were covered by local news outlets, including C-VILLE, where we wrote about instances of irregular delivery twice last year, after receiving tips from local neighborhoods and businesses on the Downtown Mall—and the recent reports of mail delays suggest the post office’s problems have yet to be resolved.

Over the years, Charlottesville residents have complained about irregular delivery service from the post office.

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ARTS Pick: Colony House

Imagine the last stretches of day, as the sun sets and a feeling of wistfulness tugs at your chest—these are the sensations the rock band Colony House invokes. The band’s raw philosophy shines through achingly honest lyrics, warm guitar, and inviting vocals. Formed in high school, CH gained traction when its 2014 album, When I Was Younger, charted with the song “Silhouettes,” earning the group TV appearances and opening slots on major tours, until the follow-up, Only the Lonely, made it a headliner.

Tuesday, September 18. $16-18, 8pm. Southern Café and Music Hall, 103 South First St. 977-5590.

 

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ARTS Pick: Light House Studio Youth Film Festival

Over the course of the past year, Light House Studio has engaged more than 1,700 students to produce 400 films ranging from animation and visual effects to documentary, narrative storytelling, and music video. The 17th Annual Youth Film Festival gives viewers a peek at the latest productions before they are proffered to the festival circuit.

Friday, September 14. $11.50-102.50, 6pm. The Paramount Theater, 215 E. Main St., Downtown Mall. 979-1333.

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Holy hell: The Nun sinks quickly into nonsense

Before we get to just how bad The Nun is, it’s worth taking a moment to appreciate the fact that it’s taken the so-called Conjuring Universe this long to deliver a full-on dud. The tone was effectively set by director James Wan in The Conjuring back in 2013, and even when its successors haven’t matched its quality, the series has proven to be the perfect sandbox for some terrific stylists to unleash their raw creativity with full studio support. It’s also an unlikely rehabilitation for real-life demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren, the deeply religious couple who have witnessed several proven hoaxes but have been effective and charming as the series’ moral center.

And then comes The Nun. If Annabelle and its sequel, Annabelle: Creation, stretched the Warren’s lore to its breaking point, at least it was worth the detour. The Nun, meanwhile, is so fundamentally broken at its core that there’s nothing to stretch into a fun or entertaining story. Every time it builds up the potential for something interesting, it falls back on the same tired tricks, like a teenage guitarist who’s just learned how to two-hand tap. Demons are apparently content to reach out from nothing to grab someone with no apparent plan, and pity the next director who gets saddled with having to find new ways of stretching the design of the nun herself, looking about as scary as Marilyn Manson’s Christmas card.

The story brings us to rural Romania, where a young nun’s mysterious suicide attracts the attention of the Vatican. They recruit Father Burke (Demián Bichir) to investigate, with the help of novitiate Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) and local laborer of French Canadian extraction, “Frenchie” (Jonas Bloquet). It seems the nun’s death was related to some deeper evil within the convent, which is located inside a medieval castle with possible sinister origins. Yadda yadda yadda, shit gets crazy, demons get demonic, audience members endure the longest 96 minutes of their lives.

A lot of nonsense can be forgiven of genre movies if they deliver on the basics, but there are no legitimate scares anywhere in The Nun. The Annabelle story was downright idiotic, but the movie had some of the best representations of demons in recent memory. The demons in The Nun have zero reason to be doing any of the things they do. What do they want from the humans they’re terrorizing? Hands reaching out of the darkness is a bit creepy, but if it keeps happening with no stakes, it becomes boring, which is something demons should never be.

You may flinch at some jump scares in The Nun, but only because your survival instincts tell you to recoil when something is sudden and loud, not because the movie earns your fear. If you laugh when someone tickles you, that doesn’t make them funny; similarly, if you jump at a jump scare, that doesn’t make the movie scary. Skip this one.


The Nun

R, 96 minutes; Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX, Violet Crown Cinema

Playing this week:

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema 377 Merchant Walk Sq., 326-5056 z BlacKkKlansman, Crazy Rich Asians, Kin, Mission Impossible: Fallout, Operation Finale, Peppermint

Regal Stonefield 14 and IMAX The Shops at Stonefield, 244-3213 z Alpha, BlacKkKlansman, Christopher Robin, Crazy Rich Asians, God Bless the Broken Road, Kin, The Little Stranger, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, The Meg, Mission Impossible: Fallout, Peppermint, Searching

Violet Crown Cinema 200 W. Main St., Downtown Mall, 529-3000 z BlacKkKlansman, Christopher Robin, Crazy Rich Asians, Juliet, Naked, The Meg, Mission Impossible: Fallout, On Chesil Beach, Operation Finale, Searching