So that’s what the breasts of a linguist look like!
Ah, Jenna Arianna—where to begin? Playboy’s "Girls of the ACC" issue, which hits newsstands today, brought some tough, mostly blonde competition this year. Cynthia Kaye, the photographer who conducted auditions with University of Virginia students in April, remarked during her stay in town that "[University of] Maryland was really great." Sure enough, three Terrapins made the cut (including a business major photographed under the truly awesome name "Connie Du").
Two Georgia Tech girls also appear, including one of the feature’s two Ashleys, who self-describes her rump as a "sweet Georgia peach" and saves the Playboy writers of making the same inevitable comment. And, on page 57, there you are, a single Wahoo woman, stoically posed amidst a sea of rivals.
Sweet Jenna Arianna, you don’t have the blondest hair (Candice Maria, Duke). You don’t have the goofiest background (Connie Du’s pink desk), perkiest nipples (the twin hurricanes of Miami’s Alexandra Ford) or the largest breasts (probably University of North Carolina’s Stephanie Christine, although her back is partly turned). And there is only the briefest of mentions to hint to us what thoughts might dance behind those dark eyes; "Sorority girl Jenna Arianna is a linguist who eschews Greek for Latin," the text reads. (So many jokes, so little decency.)
Today, Jenna, we salute your truly Cavalier spirit—your decision to stand proudly among your foes, before a blue and orange background in what one might surmise is a slightly chilly room and smile for The House That Hef Built. Wahoowa.
Cynthia Kaye photographs a willing Wahoo during April’s "Girls of the ACC" audition stop in Charlottesville. The issue hits newsstands today.