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The Virginia Quarterly Review

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Eclectic, heterogeneous, multifarious—spiffy words that, either by themselves or lined up like cherries on a slot machine, can’t truly capture the range of material in any given issue of The Virginia Quarterly Review. Trying to absorb it all seems to produce a mass of tiny bubbles in the brain, and the only way to keep from drowning in them is to resort to a compressed list of reactions. Let’s call the following not a David Letterman Top 10, but an Oprah and Uma Top 5 Reasons To Read the Latest Edition of VQR:


Now 50 percent more eclectic! The latest VQR features stimulating essays and fiction from a Nobel Prize recipient, a former Marine and a famous dead guy.

5. Mark Ehrman’s “Borders and Barriers.” Part of a VQR Portfolio about (mostly Mexican/American) border issues called “Drawing the Line,” this essay argues that walls have never worked as political-problem-solving devices. Sounds boring? Ehrman takes the reader on a mental journey from Berlin to the West Bank to medieval France and has him scaling the heights of anthropological bad wisdom in search of a finer world. What could be more bracing than that?

4. Mark Twain’s “The Walt Whitman Controversy.” Yes, that’s the Mark Twain. This previously unpublished, mock letter to the editor asks the question: How can you censor certain passages in Whitman’s poems when great writers from Boccaccio to Rabelais to Shakespeare to Swift have been attempting to shock the benumbed reading public for years? Or, as Twain puts it in his famously crisp, derisive, sardonic and finally indescribable way: “Which are more harmful, the old bad books or the new bad books?”

3. David J. Morris’ “The Image as History: Clint Eastwood’s Unmaking of an American Myth.” This essay by a former Marine, centered on Eastwood’s film Flags of Our Fathers, explains how Eastwood avoids fetishizing combat violence by employing a narrative method that “seems to mimic post-traumatic stress disorder.” It’s a solid look at the flimsy bridge between patriotism and war.

2. Nadine Gordimer’s “The Second Sense.” Though this isn’t Gordimer’s best short story, and cowers under the heft and unremitting virtuosity of the Nobel Prize-winner’s novels, it’s one more instance of her rare ability to offer substance without forgoing style.

1. Alessandera Lynch’s “The Mice of the Mother’s House” and “Carousel.” These poems might remind some readers of revisiting a Brothers Grimm story as an adult and seeing straight through the innocent artifice to the tortuous psychology. Macabre, harrowing, ghoulish…you name it.

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No swearing!

No swearing!

Your last paragraph [“Black is White,” The Odd Dominion, April 10, 2007] was a mess: What law is Webb flouting? What law is he sworn to uphold? He is sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States. Mr. Thompson (not Senator Webb) was charged with violating a Washington, D.C. law (a law, incidentally, recently called into question by a federal court ruling). Webb is NOT sworn to uphold the laws of Washington, D.C., as your last sentence erroneously states. Your points contrasting the expected behaviors of John Warner, a maverick Republican, and Jim Webb, a maverick Democrat, were interesting. Also on a political note, no one ever lost a vote in Virginia being FOR the Second Amendment and against gun control. Webb will never have to do a Mitt Romney and join the NRA a month before running for re-election.

Mike McCaffrey
Trevilians

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Rally for Regent

Oh, come on! There are religious fanatics who want to take over the world and yet you publish an article like this one [“Justice for Jesus.” The Odd Dominion, April 17, 2007]. Pat Robertson has never been secret about what he would like to see—in fact it is what the Bible teaches. I resent greatly the implications that graduates from Regent are “sleeper cells.” When will you run an article about Islamofanatics? They are much more dangerous.

I am really tired of Christians being seen as a threat more dangerous than others, being secretive, etc. These folks want only the best for this country. They are willing to work for it, and yet you publish an article linking them with the likes of Juice Newton and Edgar Cayce. Please!!

Oh yes, my oldest son is a 1999 grad of Regent with a degree in public policy and law. He is not out to subvert this country but to serve it in the political arena as a heartfelt response to the call of God on his life.

Jacob Eige
Raleigh, NC

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Odd supporter

To Cathryn Harding and Dan Catalano: Enjoyed our phone visit as I did your article [“Clash of the titans,” The Odd Dominion, March 27].

Well written with a keen balance between the serious and humor—an essential quality for politicians and political writers. Could you find an original copy and send it?
   
Gratefully,
Sen. John Warner
“Old Warhorse”

(Editor’s note: Senator Warner called C-VILLE on March 30 to express his delight with Catalano’s column, which he read online, and since then has been sent a copy of the paper.)



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Chances are…

Dear Ace: I know gambling is illegal in Virginia. Is online gambling O.K.? —Tex S. Holdem

Tex: Kenny Rogers’ rotisserie chicken chain may have gone belly-up, but his wisdom springs eternal: You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and know when to run. But if you’re playing online poker, are you gonna have to know when to run from the cops? Ace went to the law to find out.


The virtual showdown has so much less flourish, but online poker play has its advantages (and legality for now).

The Code of Virginia has a long, boring definition for gambling that boils down to placing a wager on anything that has the potential for profit based on chance. With a few exceptions (“contest[s] of speed or skill between men, animals, fowl or vehicles” and bingo), anything that falls under that definition makes the bettor guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor. But don’t start frantically deleting your Internet browser history yet, ‘cause there’s a big loophole.

Section 18.2-334 of the Virginia Code mandates that the law doesn’t apply to any “game of chance conducted in a private residence, provided such private residence is not commonly used for such games of chance.” The law does go on to say that if there’s a gaming operator in your house who “conducts, finances, manages, supervises, directs or owns all or part of an illegal gambling enterprise, activity or operation,” you’re in trouble. In the context of online gambling, however, that means you’d have to be running AlbemarlePoker.com to raise the Commonwealth’s suspicions. Clearly, the law was enacted to ensure that smoky five-card stud games played around a buddy’s kitchen table are kosher, but it should also set you in the clear as far as online gambling’s concerned. Right?

Well…sort of.

The Unlawful Internet Gambling Act of 2006 was Bill Frist’s pet project at the very end of last year’s Senate session. It ties the hands of banks in funding online gambling sites, but the law doesn’t explicitly apply to individual poker players. So you’re entering some murky legal territory, Tex. Provided you can find a legit way to pay to place your bets, however, and provided you’re playing a game like poker that involves some degree of skill (it’s the pure chance stuff that can get you in trouble), then game on. And hell, no individual has ever been prosecuted for online gambling, so Ace puts the odds of your arrest at, let’s say, 1 million to one. Any takers?

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Crybaby blues

Sometimes you have to start in the middle. And so dearest reader, that is just what Sweet Cakes is doing. She simply draws a blank on how to introduce this topic, to wit, Crying at Work.

There are two varieties of CAW; La Cake will address them both. First up: tears you shed when the boss criticizes you. As many wise writers have observed before Sweetie, work is about facts and not feelings. This is true no matter how much you quote-unquote love your job. You wouldn’t cry upon learning that two plus two equals four, would you? Why should you cry, then, if your boss tells you that you need to redo a report? It’s data, darlings, not an analysis of your character. (Now if you happen to have a manager who says, “Your report needs fixing, you miserable guttersnipe of a wench with a poor excuse for a personality,” well then, yes, it might be understandable if you start to bawl, though the better choice would be to get another job in a nontoxic environment. But Sweet digresses.)

Yes, Smart Sugar, you reply, but what about when the boss rails on your performance? Isn’t that personal? To which Sweet replies, Maybe. But before you cue the waterworks, sniffling into your hankie and smudging your Origins translucent day powder into a cakey mess, ask a few questions. Out loud. Is there a specific issue or incident to which your mean ol’ foreman is referring? Does the bully have a suggestion for improvement? A few well-placed queries can turn the conversation into an exchange of facts.

Does Candy-Girl sound sour? She doesn’t mean it. To the contrary, she is trying to encourage her sisters-in-arms to give their feelings a proper home. Express your emotions, precious ones, just be sure to do it for the right reasons in a suitable setting.

Which brings us to: Crying at Work over non-work-related stuff. Meaning, of course, a boyfriend.

Is there a gentle way to say this? Lean closer and Sweet will whisper: Don’t do it. A little louder here: He’s not worth it.

Charming, handsome, wealthy gent that he is, he may be worth the dieting and the tweezing and the listening to lengthy exegeses on the themes of alienation in OK Computer, but he has not earned the right to make you jeopardize your reputation at work. You earned it. Don’t give it away by collapsing into a puddle at your desk from which only a tub of Chunky Monkey and an electric blanket will help you recover.

If passion overtakes you and sadness holds you in its grip no matter how hard you try to apply your happy-thought magic (George Clooney in a tuxedo, girls—that’s a trick that never fails), then you should leave the office, if you can. Take a bracing walk around the block, drop ice cubes down your collar, get a pungent whiff of a nearby homeless person—in other words, do whatever it takes to clear your mind. Replace one sensation with another. And then haul tail back to your desk.

Still not convinced? Consider this: There remains on this big blue planet plenty of places where a woman’s only sphere of influence, the one and only place where her work is welcome, is at home with the babies and the sheep (or whatever). Being employed is a privilege, honies. To put your standing at risk with a few indulgent tears when some ladies cannot even get a job—well, you’ll pardon Sweet if she tells you that that would be a crying shame.

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Stalking dozers late at night

When local photographer Billy Hunt set out to record the strange, temporary landscapes that result from clearing land for development, he at first shot the sites in the daytime. “They were really not interesting to look at,” he says. “Just a lot of dirt.” Seems obvious, until you visit his show (up at Café Cubano through the end of April) and see what he wound up doing instead: visiting the sites at dusk, making long exposures and revealing a weird beauty in the scraped soil and empty bulldozers.

The project carries the deadpan title “The Number One City in America,” and the accompanying statement makes clear the irony in this designation: “Previously untenable tracts of land are being transformed, aggressively and irrevocably,” it reads. Hunt’s own neighborhood, the Ridge Street area, is undergoing such a change right now with the Roy’s Place, Carter’s View and Brookwood projects (over 100 residential units altogether), despite his and other residents’ efforts to stop them. “My concern after having been involved with the process is I don’t feel like there’s a plan,” he says. “Charlottesville for a very long time has been pretty good at balancing [growth with quality of life]. In the last five or seven years, that balance has gone out of whack.”


With images such as this one, local photographer Billy Hunt hopes to get people thinking about aggressive development.

Disappointed in the civic process, Hunt hopes instead to get people thinking with his gorgeously mournful images. In “Burnet Commons #1,” a bare hillside stretches up and away from the viewer, layered with an inch or so of snow and patterned with bulldozer tracks. The dozer itself sleeps at the edge of the frame, almost as sentient as a cow. At the top of the hill, two nondescript houses and a beacon of a streetlight seem to presage the hastily built neighborhood that will soon occupy this slope.

Hunt says it was a tricky choice to make attractive pictures of destruction. “I want the images to be approachable for the vast majority of people who don’t think about this stuff very much,” he says. He also tried making pairs of photos, before-and-after views of developed sites. But, he says, “they were so different you couldn’t make the connection between the two.”

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City bike loop gets $100K

After years of discussion, Charlottesville will finally begin to build a bike-accessible loop trail around the city that will exist in addition to the Rivanna Trail, a recreational hiking trail that’s rough in most sections. The new bicycle bypass would serve commuter bicyclers and parallel the existing trail for the most part. In some places, the new trail would share right-of-way with the Rivanna, such as the two-mile paved section on the east side of town, while in others it would be entirely separate, running on city streets.

Trail construction should begin by the end of the year, but meanwhile Charlottesville lacks a contiguous bike-friendly trail, in comparison to several other localities—such as Lynchburg.


Happy trails, coming soon. Construction on a contiguous trail loop for commuter bikers should begin by the end of the year. The city may seek grant funding to make up budget gaps.

“They have a beautiful multiuse commuter bike trail that goes from downtown to the outskirts of certain neighborhoods,” says Alia Anderson of the Alliance for Community Choice In Transportation. “If Lynchburg can do it, Charlottesville better get on it.”

“It will be done in pieces,” says Chris Gensic, the city’s greenways and trails planner. The trail along Moore’s Creek is one of his first projects, as is the Coal Tower trail that will connect Downtown to Riverview Park (both are scheduled to be completed by the end of 2008). The coal trail will be unusually lavish, as the city received a $300,000 private grant to fund it. As a result, it will be paved and fenced.

Most of the trail will be outfitted with a stone-dust surface that the Monticello Trail presently incorporates. “It’s a good mix between the surface you need for strollers, wheelchairs and bicycles,” says Gensic, “but you haven’t gone to pavement that isn’t as natural or good for water quality.”

A stone-dust surface is also inexpensive when compared with the alternatives of asphalt or concrete that the city’s 2003 plan called for. “The funds are not there, but we have a lot of opportunity to seek state and federal grants,” says Anderson.

For a trail that should cost millions, a mere $100,000 is set aside in the city’s 2008 fiscal budget. While the county has made it a priority project and expects to receive trail upgrades through private proffers, the bike loop has an unspecified amount of the Parks and Rec trails budget.

The effort may ultimately require a “mentality shift,” says Anderson, “from biking being something people view as a recreational sport to something that’s an integral part of our transportation system.” Not only would it open up more money for trails, but new trails should mean a reduction in traffic. “We just need to start viewing biking as part of that,” Anderson says.

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Enraged dad gets 12 years

The kids had plans with friends at Chris Greene Lake, so last August 19 their parents, Colin and Virginia Glasgow, packed them into the family’s blue Toyota van and headed out from their home in Crozet. The plan: drop the kids (a son and daughter) and Virginia at the lake while Colin, unemployed, would continue his job search. Sadly, what should have started out as an unremarkable Saturday ended up in trauma.


Colin Glasgow, 44, who will serve 12 years for taking his family on a terror-filled ride, keeping them in the car for hours, then crashing the vehicle into a tree. Reportedly, his wife wanted a divorce.

Colin Glasgow kept his family hostage in the vehicle while he took them on a wild and dangerous driving spree, eventually wrapping the van around a large tree in an Earlysville yard in what law enforcement authorities categorized as an attempted murder-suicide. With his family inside and injured, Glasgow ran away from the scene.

On Tuesday, April 17, after being held without bond in the regional jail, he was sentenced to serve 12 years for abduction, child endangerment and domestic assault. In January, he entered an Alford plea on these and other charges, meaning he acknowledged that there was enough evidence to convict him. When Glasgow, 44, gets out of jail, he will have three years of supervised probation. If he puts together 40 years of good behavior, including getting and keeping a full-time job, then he will be allowed to see Virginia and his children again.

Assistant Commonwealth’s Attorney Jon Zug, who tried the case in Albemarle Circuit Court, says that Virginia Glasgow believes her declared intention to divorce Colin prompted his reckless behavior. As for whether 40 years without contact between him and his family is an exceptionally harsh restriction, Zug is emphatic: “He tried to kill them, so no.”

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UVA examines safety after tragedy

Following the violent shooting April 16 at Virginia Tech that left 33 people dead in a campus dormitory and classroom building, university officials everywhere are examining policies that protect students’ safety.

President John T. Casteen III addressed a group of mourners at an April 17 vigil for the Virginia Tech victims: “The University has detailed procedures in place to handle catastrophes of many kinds. We will review all of these procedures.”


UVA students noticed a rise in police presence on Grounds after Seung-hui Cho murdered 32 people at Virginia Tech. UVA is reviewing campus security and has plans to implement an alert system that includes text messages and high-tech LED screens next fall.

Patricia Lampkin, vice president of student affairs, also sent a notice to parents that University police were collaborating with staff “as needed.” “Finding ways to improve safety is at the forefront of our minds,” Lampkin wrote. Among those improvements: an “instantaneous notice system” for the fall, to include e-mail, text messaging and PDA alerts as well as strategically placed LED video screens around Grounds.

Students, too, are rethinking safety on campus.

“I was sitting in class earlier this week and I started to think about what possible exits I could take if someone were to come into the classroom with a gun,” says Kate McMillan, a senior. “I realized that there were only a limited number of exits for the number of people in the room. In many ways we are just as vulnerable to an attack as Virginia Tech sadly was.”
Carrington Dudley, a freshman, wrote over e-mail: “I’ve seen a lot more security guards and police around campus, but only the beginning of this week. We still use cards to get into our dorm, but I haven’t noticed that people are much more hesitant to let people in. I guess people feel like if they recognize the person and know that the person is a student…that it doesn’t matter. I just find that strange since the shooter was a student himself.”

Though these facts may seem chilling to parents of campus-dwellers, experts say universities are doing a fine job of securing students.

Sheldon E. Steinbach, a higher education attorney and former vice president of the American Council on Education, says, “I wrote the first white paper on campus security in 1983, urging our schools to increase campus security: sophisticated locks, more lighting, escort services, and dramatic increase in personnel, all of which has happened at enormous expense, by the way. It’s not like schools are negligent.”

Governor Tim Kaine has ordered a review of Tech’s actions surrounding the incident, and schools everywhere are reviewing their policies. But Steinbach says few gaps may be found.
“What we’ve been talking about is really Monday morning quarterbacking, all the wisdom of 20-20 hindsight that doesn’t, in the light of day, replace the fact that the institution as of this moment did everything right.”—with additional reporting by Stephanie Woods

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The House of Stewart

O.K., ladies, who out there wants to marry Jon Stewart? And ladies, who out there has had a wine-induced bitchfest with your girlfriends about the fact that the Jon in question done gone and got married to some lady vet without having ever even met you? I would pretty much bet cash money that about 99 percent of C-VILLE’s female readership just raised their hands, and that the remaining 1 percent thought to themselves, “I prefer that sexy mofo Stephen Colbert. It’s the glasses. Wire-rims. Rrrrarrrgh!” For what it’s worth, I align myself with the masses. In fact, I used to keep a small, homemade Jon Stewart (circa the William & Mary soccer team) puppet on my desk at work. Occasionally, I would have the puppet act out a “he shoots, he scores” scenario. Is that weird?

What I’m trying to say is that Jon Stewart is the Brad Pitt of the Bush-bashing set: Women want him and men want to be him. But the closest any of us will probably ever get to him is Row AA of the John Paul Jones Arena, and leave it at that. There are, however, those among us who take our adoration above and beyond $67 per ticket. And those people are the people who traffic fan sites. I’ve always been uncomfortable with the word “fan” because it denotes a degree of fanaticism that in turn denotes a modicum of delusion, but I guess that is what separates me from the people who frequent the Jon Stewart Intelligence Agency. It’s here that people gush at length over Stewart sightings and various artistic interpretations of Stewart’s handsome mug. Perusing the site, I feel slightly voyeuristic—like I’m not on the team, but rather the affable friend who came to watch the game, but didn’t dress appropriately…or something.

Don’t get me wrong: Jon Stewart is hot and I could easily pass 10 minutes perusing his glamour shots. In fact, I just did. So could someone just answer me this: If I’m not the type of person who can frequent a Jon Stewart site, who is? I ask not out of a superiority complex, but out of a true curiosity.

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Splurge, squared

Butter, cream, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, corn syrup, chocolate, more butter. It’s like the seven deadly sins, with some walnuts thrown in. (I love when people scarf down three pieces of pecan pie and then say, “What? Nuts are good for you! Protein!”) But this kind of indulgence is most definitely worth it from time to time, and HotCakes can prove it: They’ve had to send out this recipe before, to faithful customers who moved out of town and couldn’t quell the toffee jones.


Working with caramel and toffee is sticky, tricky business, but what sweet rewards!

Lisa McEwan, whisk-master at HotCakes, notes that working with caramel is a tricky business—firstly, you want to avoid touching it, since it will stick on you like hot lava. There are other tips for getting it just right: Use a high-sided, heavy gauge metal pan to keep it from burning, and keep a moistened pastry brush around to prevent crystals from forming on the side of the pan (they’ll make it gritty). You’ll have to have all your ingredients out and ready to go, too, because caramel waits for no one. Once you’ve stirred it to a gorgeous dark amber, don’t delay with the butter-cream mixture; the flavor depends on good timing, even if you are smothering it in chocolate.

HotCakes’ Chocolate Toffee Squares

22 Tbsp. (2 sticks, plus 6 Tbsp.)
   unsalted butter, room temperature
2/3 cup confectioner’s sugar
1 1/2 cups flour
3 1/3 cups walnuts
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 1/3 cups heavy cream
2 Tbsp. light corn syrup
12 oz. chopped semisweet chocolate

Part 1, Shortbread Crust:
Combine 12 Tbsp. (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, confectioner’s sugar, and flour in a mixer or food processor. Press into an even layer in a 9"x13" baking pan or sheet. Bake at 350° until the crust has a pale golden color. Scatter 3 1/3 cups of walnuts evenly over the surface. Set aside.

Part 2, Caramel Filling:
In a BIG pot, over low heat, cook to dissolve sugar in 1/2 cup water. Stir until all sugar crystals are dissolved. Raise heat, bring to a boil and cook until the syrup takes on a golden color. Continue cooking a couple more minutes until the color is deep amber, almost mahogany. The syrup will quickly burn and turns bitter, so be watchful. Meanwhile, in a smaller saucepan, melt 5 Tbsp. sweet butter. Add 1 1/3 cup heavy cream and heat until it just comes to a simmer. Slowly and carefully add this to the caramel. This is the point we refer to as the “Volcano Stage:” The hot caramel will bubble up very energetically as the cream is added. Continue to simmer the caramel over medium-low heat for 10 minutes. Then, very carefully, pour the caramel oven the nuts and crust. Transfer to the oven and bake for about 15 minutes or until the entire surface is bubbly. Cool at room temperature. 

Part 3, Chocolate Glaze:
In a heavy saucepan, melt 5 Tbsp. sweet butter. When the butter is melted, add 1 cup heavy cream and light corn syrup. Bring to a simmer. Remove from the heat and add semisweet chocolate. Stir until the chocolate is completely melted and smooth. Pour the glaze over the cooled and firm caramel, spreading evenly with a spatula. Refrigerate until set.