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Courteney Stuart in the HotSeat

If you’ve read or watched local news over the last 25 years, you’ve probably come across Courteney Stuart’s name. An investigative journalist who covers everything from murder and sexual assault to prison reform and immigration, Stuart has been a reporter at several news outlets, including Style Weekly, The Hook, CBS19, and C-VILLE Weekly. She currently hosts “Charlottesville Right Now” on WINA, and recently wrapped her podcast Small Town Big Crime with co-producer Rachel Ryan. The first season dives into the 1985 Bedford County murders of Derek and Nancy Haysom, and convicted killer Jens Soering’s claims of innocence. Stuart and Ryan’s reporting was also featured in the new top-rated, bingeable Netflix docu-series, “Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs. Haysom.” @stuartandryan

Name: Courteney Stuart.

Age: 52.

Pronouns: She/her.

Hometown: Sherborn, Massachusetts, and Richmond, Virginia.

Jobs: Investigative reporter/radio host/podcaster.

What’s something about your job that people would be surprised to learn: How much time it takes to deeply investigate and report a story. It can sometimes be years!

What’s the story that got away: Years ago there was one story tip about buried bodies that I just couldn’t confirm. But the untold stories that truly haunt me are the current ones I don’t have the bandwidth to investigate. Almost every week I get a worthy tip, and not only do I not have the time to do it, all the other reporters in town are also stretched too thin to take many of them on. We need more local journalists digging and telling the stories of our community!

What was the experience like participating in the documentary: Long and fascinating. We did our first interviews in 2021. I loved experiencing part of how a docuseries like that comes together.

You’ve researched the Soering/Haysom case for three years, what did you learn that surprised you the most during the process: That every time we thought we were done, there was a new twist to investigate.

Hardest part of podcasting: Getting your work to a broad audience without a marketing budget or production company behind you.

Do you have any future podcasting plans: Rachel and I have projects in the works. Some podcasts, some written work, and hopefully some work in the documentary film space.

Favorite restaurant: Too many. Lampo, Smyrna, and Tavola immediately come to mind.

Bodo’s order: Caesar salad and an everything bagel.

What’s your comfort food: Nick’s Ice Cream. (The whole pint for less than 350 calories!)

Who is your hero: I fangirl over badass female journalists like CNN’s Chief International Correspondent Clarissa Ward. When she knocked on the door of the Russian military agent suspected of attempting to kill opposition leader Alexei Navalny, I almost passed out from admiration.

Best advice you ever got: Stay in one place long enough, and the great stories will come to you.

Proudest accomplishment: Being a journalist in Charlottesville for 25 years. It’s truly been an honor to have people trust me with their stories.

Describe a perfect day: Up at 5am, coffee first, Crossfit second, super productive writing all morning followed by shopping in the afternoon with an unlimited budget (ha!), dinner and a drink at a great restaurant with friends (and I’m wearing what I just purchased), and unwinding at the end with the latest episode of my favorite show.

If you could be reincarnated as a person or thing, what would you be: A dolphin in an area of the world without tuna fishing.

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for: Three more wishes.

Most embarrassing moment: Diving behind the CBS19 News anchors in a desperate attempt to hide myself as the six o’clock news opened during my first weeks on TV. And there were many, many more such hilariously mortifying mishaps on display during that time.

Do you have any pets: A 13-year-old chocolate lab named Luke.

Favorite movie and/or show: “The Morning Show.”

Favorite book: One I really loved was Geraldine Brooks’ March.

What are you listening to right now: Brandi Carlile.

Go-to karaoke song: Unfortunately, I seem to think I can sing Brandi Carlile songs after a few drinks. A tip to my future self: You can’t.

Best Halloween costume you’ve worn: A corpse being eaten by a flock of vultures (all thanks to my siblings for their cooperation in that ill-advised event).

Who’d play you in a movie: Pamela Adlon (from “Better Things”).

Celebrity crush: Graham McTavish (Dougal MacKenzie in “Outlander”).

Most used app on your phone: Ugh. Instagram? Facebook? TikTok? 

Last text you sent: “Your ladies make beautiful eggs.”

Most used emoji: Crying laughing.

Subject that causes you to rant: The ongoing assault on women’s bodily autonomy.

Best journey you ever went on: Literal: Ghana in 2018. Figurative: Deep into my own psyche.

Next journey: Germany and Italy!

Favorite word: I really like saying “undulate.”

Hottest take: Camping is terrible.

What have you forgotten today: I haven’t remembered it yet.

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Fresh start

Students returned to Charlottesville High School on Monday, November 27, after a series of fights spurred staff absences and a string of closures prior to Thanksgiving break. Charlottesville City Schools labeled the multi-day suspension of classes a “cultural reset.” The first day back went relatively smoothly according to interim principal Kenny Leatherwood, but he noted in a message to community members that improving the environment at CHS is not a “one-day fix.”

Even the weeklong break was not without incident—on November 21, CHS was evacuated due to a potential bomb threat. CCS Community Relations Liaison Amanda Korman said the evacuation was prompted by social media posts made by a student who “did not understand that they could be interpreted as a threat, and … regrets the posts.”

As part of the school’s “cultural reset,” students began their first day back with a school-wide assembly reiterating expectations and introducing Leatherwood to the student body. Additionally, several changes were made to the school’s safety procedures, including door and hallway coverage by faculty and staff.

Leatherwood mentioned in a post reflecting on the school day that numerous students were sent home for not attending classes, and this will continue in the future to ensure a safe and productive learning environment. While sending students home for non-attendance seems counterintuitive, Superintendent Royal Gurley says it’s a necessary, if not ideal, step.

“If a student is at school, they will attend class and cooperate with the staff,” says Gurley. “Sending students home is never our first choice, and when we do so, it’s part of an ongoing conversation with the family and student so that we can all mutually reinforce the school’s expectations.”

All students who were sent home will be scheduled for a student success meeting, according to the superintendent. Gurley says his preliminary meetings with students, parents, and guardians about disciplinary action have been “overwhelmingly positive” and that “people are … realistic that there is further work to do.”

For students with persistent problems at school, CCS will recommend alternative education arrangements. Options include the new Knight School, Lugo-McGinness Academy, and the Work Achieves Lasting Knowledge program.

The immediate changes at CHS may have improved conditions at the school, but the district continues to contemplate additional safety improvements and suggestions. Current considerations include adding more door safety technology, weapon detectors, and other staff recommendations.

Community members remain concerned about student and staff safety.

In a message to C-VILLE, a parent who wished to remain anonymous wrote, “Charlottesville High School has dedicated, excellent teachers who love Charlottesville High School and love the Charlottesville community. … Teachers, staff, and students deserve to feel safe in school.”

Shamia Hopkins, the parent of a student who has been suspended for her involvement in fights, expressed her frustration with conditions at the school and a lack of communication around brawls. “My child should not go to school with a headache when she wakes up in the morning, because she’s afraid that someone’s going to … try to do something that’s gonna ruin her chances of being able to progress in high school [and] into her college career,” Hopkins says. “They need to get more to the root of the situations when they happen.”

Community members will have an opportunity to learn more about changes at the school and provide feedback during a 6pm meeting with the Charlottesville School Board and administrators on Thursday, November 30, at CHS.

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Magic on the Mall

The Downtown Mall transforms into a winter wonderland for Magic on the Mall, five weeks of holiday happenings. Win prizes by completing an Elf on the Shelf scavenger hunt, and follow the Peppermint Trail to discover delightful sips, from candy cane coffees to minty craft cocktails. Then, hop on the Holly Trolley and take a ride down the mall. The man with the bag parks his sleigh every Saturday afternoon for photos, and local musicians perform live on Sundays at 2pm.

Through 12/31. Free, all day. The Downtown Mall. friendsofcville.org

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Go for baroque

When accomplished local violinist Fiona Hughes says she loves music that “transcends the divide between high art and popular,” she ain’t talking about the divide between Brian Eno and Bryan Adams.

Hughes is into the type of sounds that would’ve made the rounds in Colonial Virginia, specifically post-Renaissance baroque tunes. In other words, her favored songs might be high art by modern standards, but they were the toe-tapping jams of Jefferson’s day. 

“I studied violin performance—typically classical violin,” Hughes says. “But I connected more with baroque music. It seemed closer to folk.”

Hughes and her Three Notch’d Road: The Virginia Baroque Ensemble will show Charlottesville what all that means when they unveil Sacred Harp: English, Irish & American Christmas from December 1 to 3. The holiday program will meander through music of the British Isles and America, highlighted by Irish folk songs and “The Sacred Harp,” an 1844 American shape note masterpiece developed from rural English church music. They will also premiere “Chesterton Carol,” the group’s own arrangement of a piece by renowned American composer Mark Nowakowski, based on G.K. Chesterton’s poem, “A Christmas Carol.”

“Mark is American, and so we have this present-day interest in our mother country represented,” Hughes says. “But the composition uses historic instruments.”

The Three Notch’d Road performances, running on consecutive nights at Christ Lutheran Church in Staunton, Emmanuel Episcopal Church in Greenwood, and Grace Episcopal Church in Keswick, will be headlined by Hughes on violin and vocals, as well as a hand-picked cast of early American music standouts. Sheila Dietrich sings soprano, Cameron Welke plays theorbo (a type of lute with a long neck for low notes), and founding Three Notch’d Road member Anne Timberlake plays recorder, itself related to some of the oldest instruments in the world.

Also appearing will be tenor Benjamin Geier, bassist Jared Swope, and baroque cellist Ryan Lowe. “Really the foundation is Ryan on cello and Cameron on guitar and lute,” Hughes says. “They provide the harmonic foundation.” Hughes’ baroque ensemble frequently features vocalists singing in harmony, and they’ll have an opportunity to shine during the holiday program on one of the Wexford Carols, a collection of traditional Irish folk songs about Christmas.

Hughes says the Charlottesville area has become a minor bastion of early music talent, with her ensemble approaching its 14th year of activity. Like the local craft beer maker of the same name, Hughes’ ensemble takes its moniker from the Colonial Three Notch’d Road. With its self-described “musicianship … founded on a vigorous historical approach,” Three Notch’d Road began doing four-engagement seasons in 2011. Hughes says she frequently includes a Christmas program, but it’s not by rule. In addition to the subscription series, the ensemble performs collectively and individually at schools throughout central Virginia.

Three Notch’d Road has appeared at the Waterford Concert Series, Ewell Concert Series at the College of William & Mary, Boston Early Music Festival Fringe Concert Series, and Tuesday Concert Series at Church of the Epiphany in Washington, D.C. The group has collaborated with the University of Virginia Chamber Singers under the direction of Michael Slon, and in 2013, the musicians presented the music of Salamone Rossi at the Italian Embassy in Washington, D.C. 

Hughes says the Christmas show audience can expect to hear Irish fiddle tunes juxtaposed with arias by German composer George Frideric Handel, both of which were popular in America during the Colonial period. “Thomas Jefferson would’ve had Handel’s music in his collection,” Hughes says. “And in some ways, Handel’s Messiah is a public tradition at Christmas.”

Hughes says baroque music the world over—not only from Germany and Ireland, but also as far east as Japan—has much in common. The harmonies, for one, are “natural” and “not intentionally ugly like some modern music can be,” she says. The music is characterized by using instruments in more experimental ways than composers had previously, as well as an element of improvisation. 

Hughes calls baroque music “emotionally broad,” and says it “appeals to the head.” And while her Sacred Harp program dips into multiple early music traditions, she thinks listeners will hear a clear throughline as the night progresses.

“It is like detective work … for every program I am really learning about the connections,” Hughes says. “In the past, we have focused on the English and American connection, but in this case, we are exploring the Irish influence too, which is a more recent wave of immigration in the 19th century.”

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Messiah Sing-In

Spread some Christmas cheer by singing loud for all to hear at the 56th annual Messiah Sing-In. Conductor Michael Slon leads community singers, members of the Charlottesville Symphony, and other local professionals through Handel’s nativity oratorio. Minstrels from the University Singers, the UVA Chamber Singers, Virginia Glee Club, and Virginia Women’s Chorus help round out the vocal sections. Interested soprano, alto, tenor, and bass vocalists should sign up to sing in advance.

Tuesday 12/5. $5–10, 8pm. Old Cabell Hall, UVA Grounds. music.virginia.edu

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Manufacturing affordability

Albemarle hopes to build over 10,000 units by the year 2040, and civil engineer Justin Shimp has an idea for how the county can reach its goal.  

“Within the last 15 years, four manufactured home parks in the Charlottesville/Albemarle area have been sold and redeveloped,” Shimp wrote in an application for a rezoning of 50 acres south of Esmont, in order to build a manufactured home park with 50 lots. 

An LLC associated with Shimp purchased the land off of Chestnut Grove Road on November 17 for $312,000. Last year, the civil engineer was successful in persuading the Board of Supervisors to expand the number of units at the Park Road Mobile Home Community in Crozet. He points to data that says they are a much more affordable option. 

“The replicability, modularity, reduced labor, and decreased construction time all contribute to a more affordable product, enabling lower-income households to own or rent a single unit,” Shimp continued. 

Albemarle’s growth management strategy designates 95 percent of the county’s 726 square miles as rural area, and the land has the default Rural Area zoning. Shimp seeks a rezoning to R-4 so he can then file for a special use permit to build the manufactured home park. The units would be clustered in order to preserve land for open space. 

“Conditions of the special use permit would no longer permit certain by-right and special uses of the R-4 zone to ensure that the rural character of this area of Albemarle County is maintained,” Shimp’s application states. 

Conditions would require a third of the units to be rented or sold to households at less than 50 percent of the area median income, another third at 80 percent and the rest at 100 percent. 

Shimp also notes that since 1971, the development area has been reduced from 48,000 acres to the current 23,800 acres. 

“Certain zoning restrictions, decreasing development land, failure to meet housing demand, and stagnating household income has resulted in high need for affordable housing in Albemarle County,” Shimp writes. 

In recent years, residents of the Ridgewood Mobile Home Community in Hollymead were displaced by the sale of their land to out-of-town developer RST. That company managed to rezone the land for a development that had been intended to have as many 190 affordable units. However, RST moved on after the financing to build those units fell through, and Riverbend Development is now seeking a rezoning to allow for a smaller project. 

Shimp’s application to build new mobile homes will likely face opposition as Albemarle’s Comprehensive Plan discourages residential density in rural areas in order to limit the need for services the county has to provide, and to limit the amount of land used to provide septic fields. 

Shimp argues that the additional housing would meet the county’s stated need for more housing and would be preferable to subdividing the 50 acres to create six residential lots. 

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In brief

Football finale

The University of Virginia football team ended an emotional season on a low note, losing 55-17 to Virginia Tech on November 25. The blowout win means Tech, which has won 18 of the last 19 games against UVA, is 6-6 and bowl-eligible.

Despite an 0-5 start to the season, the UVA faithful were hopeful that the Hoos could pull off an upset victory against the Hokies following Virginia’s surprise wins against UNC and Duke. Amid the team’s growing momentum, sixth-year running back Perris Jones was seriously injured during the November 9 Louisville game. (Jones was released from University of Louisville Health on November 28, and has a lengthy rehabilitation journey ahead of him in Virginia.) 

After the disappointing end to its season, UVA football’s mishap streak continued after the Tech game, when the field’s sprinklers went off and doused the Hokies while they were taking a team picture. According to Sports Turf Manager Jesse Pritchard, the sprinklers were on a timer, and the soaking was not intentional.

This was not the Hokies’ first run-in with rogue sprinklers—the irrigation system at Tech’s own stadium went off mid-game against Clemson in 2020.  

The Cavaliers did receive some positive news on November 27, when it was announced that running back Mike Hollins won the 2023 Brian Piccolo Award, which honors the Atlantic Coast Conference’s “most courageous” football player. Hollins was injured during the on-Grounds shooting that killed his teammates Devin Chandler, D’Sean Perry, and Lavel Davis Jr. last November.

“I told [the team] this was not a ‘me’ award, this was a ‘we’ award. And I really mean that. This year, together, we have gone through something we could have never imagined,” Hollins told Virginia Sports. “I am proud to have been a part of a team that came to work, stayed motivated, and never lost focus. It is nice for the team to receive the recognition for the courage it displayed this year.”

Joe-verlooked

File photo.

Charlottesville is once again in the headlines, with National Public Radio reporting that, despite his frequent references to A12, President Joe Biden has not visited the city.

In 2019, Biden cited August 12, 2017, and former president Donald Trump’s remarks about the violence that unfolded that day as key drivers in his decision to run for president. “At that moment, I knew I’d have to run,” said Biden in a campaign announcement video. “I wrote at the time that ‘we’re in a battle for the soul of this nation.’ Well that’s even more true today.”

Despite his invocation of Charlottesville in the launch of his presidential campaign, in debates, and during speeches since taking office, Biden has not stopped by.

NPR correspondent Deepa Shivaram made the trip to Charlottesville recently to cover Biden’s lack of appearance, and though some residents told Shivaram it was weird the president had not actually been to Charlottesville, others acknowledged Biden’s busy schedule and questioned what a presidential trip to town would accomplish.

In brief

TIME to shine

Photographer Eze Amos, a frequent contributor to C-VILLE Weekly, had his work featured in TIME’s list of the top 100 photos of 2023. The photo chosen depicts a foundry worker using a plasma torch to cut into the head of the Robert E. Lee Confederate monument, during the bronze statue’s October 21 melting process. “Melting down this symbol of oppression and hate, transforming it into hopefully something of peace and love for the entire community to enjoy—this, to me, is a befitting ending to the story,” said Amos in an Instagram post. “And a testament to our resilience as a community.”  

Get lit  

Photo by Sanjay Suchak.

UVA’s Lighting of the Lawn is scheduled for Friday, December 1, at 7pm. The event began in 2001 as a gesture of unity after the September 11 terrorist attacks, and has continued to celebrate the spirit of community at the university and throughout Charlottesville. This year’s Lighting of the Lawn includes a glow-in-the-dark disco called Disglow, where visitors are encouraged to bring glow sticks and wear flashy disco outfits.

Celebrate Kwanzaa

The Jefferson School African American Heritage Center will celebrate Kwanzaa on Sunday, December 3, from 1 to 4pm, with a market of Black-owned farms and businesses, a performance by the Eko Ise Drummers, and a children’s craft table. Market participants include Carter Farms and children’s spa MxA Collection and Spa. The free event is open to the public and hosted in the JSAAHC auditorium.  

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Getting out the youth vote

It’s difficult.

Even Virginia’s dean of political analysts Larry Sabato didn’t know how to explain three weeks of inaction in the U.S. House of Representatives at the same time two wars raged worldwide and one American party seemed determined to nominate a presidential candidate who has been found liable in two civil suits and is facing four criminal indictments. 

“Our system is almost built for deadlock, but this is too much, way too much deadlock,” he told 13 bright-eyed teens from Bolivia and Peru who’d gathered in a dingy Hotel C on UVA’s West Range. 

“We’re stuck in a system that was brilliant for its time but maybe we’ve outgrown it,” he said, trying to help the teenagers learn civic engagement in a functioning and, perhaps, non-functioning democracy. (Looking at you, House Republicans.) 

The Civil War-era paintings surrounding Sabato on Hotel C’s walls, plus the human skull behind him, underlined the state of the nation and one glaring question: How do we elders convince young people to participate in a democracy on life support, knowing that if we don’t, democracy’s chances of survival diminish significantly?

“We’re very good at campaigning, we’re less good at governing, and that’s become worse over time,”  Sabato, UVA’s director of the Center for Politics, told the teens. “It may be too much democracy. It’s certainly too much money. It’s $10 [billion] to $20 billion now; an ocean of money before these candidates because the very wealthy want to invest in candidates so that if something comes up, they’ll always have a hearing.”

Meg Heubeck, the other academic in Hotel C, directs both UVA’s Youth Leadership Initiative and the Center for Politics’ outreach to American teens (plus she’s the president of the local League of Women Voters), and is quite clear about impending prospects.

“The future of the country depends on young people,” she says while showcasing the YLI’s mock election program. “It may be hard for teens to see that, but the future really will depend on young people.  If they don’t act—and this is the basics of democracy—if they don’t vote, democracy literally could die. 

“It’s vote or die, like a T-shirt slogan.”

Earlier, UVA media professor Bruce Williams told a small crowd gathered for Democracy and Constitution Day on the Downtown Mall, “If we want to save democracy, we need young people to come out and vote.”

Remember, he cautioned, “No one ever believes that they’re voting in the last democratic election in their country.”

To overcome that possibility, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift has partnered with HeadCount and a dozen other pop stars to up voter registration through their social media followings, and Batten School of Leadership and Public Policy professor John Holbein wrote Making Young Voters: Converting Civic Attitudes into Civic Action, which “shines light on how to help young people follow through on their interest in politics and illustrates the need to lower obstacles to registration and voting in the United States.”

Although the data is not yet available, it’s unlikely a majority of 18- to 29-year-olds did cast ballots in November’s off-cycle election for Virginia’s House of Delegates, Senate, school board, and local governmental seats, as only 46 percent usually vote in national elections, 2 percent higher than Jamaica and about half of Sweden’s youth turnout.   

With the Brookings Institution reporting that 77 percent of “Plurals” (under age 24) and 56 percent of “Millennials” (under age 40) voted Democrat in 2022’s congressional elections, Republican legislatures across the country have made voting harder, including, in some states like Georgia, refusing to allow water to be brought to voters waiting in line and closing polling places in minority and young-persons’ neighborhoods.  

But it’s not just physical barriers: Tufts University’s Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement found that only two-thirds of politically interested students had taken courses in government or civics, and illustrated that America’s existing attempts to bring young people into the electorate are “grossly insufficient and further reinforces existing inequities.”  

Better efforts, CIRCLE reported, reach younger adults where they’re at, like Heubeck’s mock election, E-Congress, and Democracy Corps programs, or the successes Carah Ong Whaley and team had at James Madison University, where 75 percent of students voted in the 2020 election. With Ong Whaley now at UVA, Virginia’s flagship university undertook a dozen initiatives this year to nudge students to vote, including voters guides, video promotions, and an Election Day donut-themed “Do-Nut Forget to Vote” reminder in all dormitories, plus a well-published run to student polling places with UVA President Jim Ryan. 

An upturn in local same-day registration, where voters register and cast ballots on Election Day (their votes are counted after registrations are certified), indicates UVA’s turnout efforts are at least partially successful.

“Our students worked to connect issues that matter to the importance of voting not just in national elections, but in the state and local elections, where decisions are made on policies that impact their daily lives,” Ong Whaley says. “Student-led efforts also aimed to help first-time voters by demystifying the process, so they knew where and how to vote.” 

Young Americans, she notes, are anxious about a range of issues, from gun violence and reproductive rights to climate change, which might drive heavier turnout in 2024’s national elections. And following a century of academic studies explaining climate change, young people can literally see that increased numbers and intensity of wildfires, droughts, hurricanes, and tornadoes imperil their future.  

After practical time, place, and manner concerns, discussions about getting the young to vote center on connecting with compelling issues. Teen Vogue tells political parties to reach out early and often; to think longer term beyond any upcoming election; to use—but go beyond—digital communications and to remember that there is always a cultural element to all key issues. 

“We found that an overwhelming majority of youth said they believe young people have the power to change things,” the magazine reported. “Those who felt that way were more likely to talk to friends about voting, register people to vote, and talk to peers about important issues.”

That’s the focus of a relatively new group at UVA, Students for Equity and Reform in Virginia. Although SERV helped register voters for Virginia’s 2023 election, its prime focus is building a brighter future by getting more students involved in policy nitty-gritty.

“I think young people are inundated with calls to vote; we all get them. But we need to really connect people with whatever issues they care about on a personal level,” says SERV president Kristin O’Donoghue, a UVA fourth-year, who has written for C-VILLE. “That’s the best thing anyone can do. You have to make civic engagement easy and, then, we’re doing our best to connect different advocacy groups across Grounds and make the case about why they should be politically involved. Why they should act. Why they should vote.” 

“Strive for the best,” as League of Women Voters’ President Heubeck paraphrases Teddy Roosevelt, “but resign yourself to the best possible.”

Indeed, “Our job is to do the best that we can do and, over time, make the system better,” Sabato told the Peruvian and Bolivian teens. “Most societies have shown progress over time and when you take the longer view, you are not as cynical.”

Regardless of timeline though, he said, “If there is one thing an election analyst can be sure of in America, it’s permanent employment.”

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Lewis Black

If you get under Lewis Black’s skin, prepare to be dragged. The stand-up comic, who’s known as the King of Rant, skewers his subjects with comedic yelling and animated finger-pointing. Black’s diatribes blaze through the absurdities in current events, media, and politics. Also a talented voice actor, Black famously voiced Anger in Pixar’s Inside Out, and his latest special, “Tragically, I Need You,” covers coping with the pandemic, frustrations with an evolving world, and the chaos of America.

Saturday 12/2. $49.75–74.75, 8pm. The Paramount Theater, 215 E. Main St., Downtown Mall. theparamount.net

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C’mon, get happy at the Brooks Family YMCA

Let’s say you hate going to the gym, i.e., dragging your flaccid, corporeal form over to that place where, when you walk in, you’re supposed to stride toward a bunch of metal contraptions and cables and bars, as if you know exactly what you’re doing — all while avoiding eye contact with a Noah’s Ark of mammalian shapes and sizes who are grunting, huffing, and swinging around you. You hope that they’ll wipe down the equipment when they’re done and that you won’t run into any of them naked in the locker room, should you find yourself needing to use the bathroom.

Can’t you stay healthy without the gym? Especially during the holiday season, when it gets dark at 4pm, and you eat pumpkin pie for breakfast and family stress for lunch? Why add the gym to your plate?

My eggnoggy friends, I’m here to tell you that the Brooks Family YMCA is the perfect antidote to holiday hell. Because technically, yes, it is a gym, but emotionally, it’s a warm hug of community love (like a Hallmark Christmas movie, minus the cringe, and yes, I mean you, Lacey Chabert).

What

Building physical and social muscle at the Y. 

Why

Because in an age of debilitating loneliness, the Y offers an affordable, accessible playground for people of all ages and backgrounds.

How it went 

Here’s how much I love the Y before I even walk in: I love the view of the trees and softball fields when I pull into the parking lot. I love glimpsing the city bus out front, and knowing people from all across town hang out here. I love seeing the morning sky reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows, checking out the children’s chalk drawings on the sidewalk next to the Little Free Library, and I love mumbling “hi” and “thanks” to the folks ahead of me who hold the door and let me go first. 

I haven’t even started working out, and already my heart’s grown three sizes. 

The Y is like some kind of gift you’d find under the tree if you spent the holidays with Mr. Rogers and the Grinch (after he learned to love the Whos). I walk in the front doors and briefly flash back to my favorite-ever day of kindergarten. Friendly staff greet me with just the right measure of cheer, even if they opened the place at 5:30am. Festive seasonal decorations drape the front desk, along with bright fliers and handwritten signs announcing food drives, teen night out, rumba lessons, fun runs, and a general cornucopia of community stuff that warms me to my hammertoes.

Yes, yes, they have all the machines and weights and classes you’d want from a gym. You’ll get your steps in and your blood pressure down, your muscles as swole as the Rock if you like. You’ll try Deep Water Intervals with the old folks, and realize it has kicked your cream-cheese behind. 

But better still, you’ll work out in full view of the woods behind the building—glorious. You’ll discover the frittatas, pastries, and Grit coffee at the Kindness Cafe + Play, which employs adults with cognitive disabilities, and spreads goodness to all. You’ll slam the battle ropes like a damn Marvel hero, then recover while watching a dad teach his kid to swim, or what could be the cast of Cocoon schooling each other on the pickleball courts.

It is fun to stay (for a workout) at the YMCA, to paraphrase some wise Village men circa 1978, and more than that, it’s good for your heart, especially when you feel stressed or lonely. “Look for the helpers,” Mr. Rogers said. That’s you, and your neighbors. That’s community. That’s the Brooks Family YMCA, where, any time of year here in Hooville, you’ll find the strength of 10 Grinches, plus two.