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Director Alexander Payne’s The Holdovers is a love letter to 1970s cinema. An avowed cinephile, Payne affectionately evokes the era’s character-driven and frequently dark films with this wry comedy-drama. Payne’s Sideways’ star Paul Giamatti delivers a rich, funny performance in the lead, helping The Holdovers stand out as one of 2023’s best American movies.

Set in 1970 in an isolated Massachusetts boarding school, the film focuses on curmudgeonly teacher Paul Hunham (Giamatti), who must spend the duration of the Christmas holidays minding five students who are unable to return home. Hunham, a former student himself, has spent most of his life sourly entrenched on the school’s campus. Four of the kids manage to get out, leaving Hunham alone with his witty, troubled student Angus Tully (Dominic Sessa) and cafeteria chief Mary Lamb (Da’Vine Joy Randolph). Each of these three disparate people carries their own burden of grief and confusion, and over the holiday season, they gradually bond and enliven their peculiar circumstances.

Screenwriter David Hemingson has created a highly literate script that is by turns funny, touching, nasty, and sweet, without getting treacly. Its humor is akin to Michael Ritchie’s comedies like Smile and The Bad News Bears. The sharp dialogue is peppered with far-ranging cultural references—from the Punic Wars to Artie Shaw—and the filmmakers trust the audience to catch them all. This respect for the viewer’s intelligence makes the movie a welcome change from Hollywood’s tendency to aim for the lowest common denominator.

The Holdovers has been criticized for not delving deeper into its period’s volatile cultural landscape. That the film doesn’t fall into the worn-out clichés usually trotted out in such films—protests, hippies vs. cops, etc.—is a relief. Payne’s focus is on his characters, although there are specific jabs at the Vietnam War’s destructive misguidedness. Also to the film’s credit, Payne deftly manages to simultaneously convey the warmest and the most depressing sides of Christmas.

Without revealing some of The Holdovers’ many intriguing surprises, it’s a story told on a small but intensely detailed canvas that explores the tribulations of teenage life, middle age, the spoiled rich, and the struggling working class. But it’s also about the continuity of life and surviving and thriving in the face of tragedy.

From Giamatti down to the smallest walk-on parts, the cast is well chosen and in excellent form. Giamatti clearly savors playing another of the fussy, fusty oddball roles he excels at, and he’s a joy to watch. First-timer Sessa registers very well as the anxious, wound-up Tully. Randolph’s deadpan reactions to her nerve-wracking companions are wonderful, as are her dynamic moments in emotionally charged scenes.

Working on a modest budget, The Holdovers’ exceptional creative team convincingly recreates vintage New England without belaboring the period details. It looks, feels, and practically smells like 1970, from the ugly furniture, to pipe-smoking in a movie theater, to the W. C. Fields poster on a dorm room wall. Production designer Ryan Warren Smith and costume designer Wendy Chuck have done especially remarkable work.

The Holdovers excels as an ode to ’70s films in countless ways, and perhaps most strongly in its merciful lack of pat, easy answers. It offers the kind of rewarding and emotionally jagged story that has all but vanished from the movies, and it comes highly recommended.

The Holdovers

R, 206 minutes | Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, Regal Stonefield Cinema, Violet Crown Cinema

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The bad old days

Martin Scorsese’s Killers of the Flower Moon is nearly three and a half hours long, but its length just means the great filmmaker did justice to this sweeping, fascinating story. Flower Moon moves like a long fuse tensely burning down to an inevitable explosion. It’s a hypnotic, gorgeous, grand work and Scorsese’s best in years.

Based on David Grann’s non-fiction book, the movie documents a series of murders and other crimes committed against the Osage Nation a century ago. Fresh from World War I, the dull-witted Ernest Burkhart (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to work for his powerful uncle, William King Hale (Robert De Niro), in Oklahoma’s Osage Territory. The Osage Tribe is wealthy from the oil-rich land, but the locals—especially the glad-handing sociopath Hale—swindle them at every opportunity. 

Hale’s vile schemes extend to coaxing his nephew into marrying an Osage woman, Mollie (Lily Gladstone), with the intention of inheriting a claim on her family’s wealth. As mysterious deaths build up, Mollie complains to the federal government, who make this the first major case for their budding Bureau of Investigation.

Flower Moon pursues elements that run throughout Scorsese’s oeuvre: a self-destructive, criminal protagonist; religion; terminally fractured romances; and organized crime. At 80, Scorsese is as cinematically gifted as ever, but he’s more contemplative now. This is an intense and enormously visually inventive film, but not as feverishly so as his youthful works like Taxi Driver or Raging Bull.

Part of Flower Moon’s overall effectiveness derives from how subtly Scorsese documents insidious, cold-hearted evil. He lets hellish events unfold without bludgeoning the audience with self-righteous lectures. For instance, the period’s casual, ingrained racism is just another facet of the terrifying landscape, like when the Ku Klux Klan march behind the Osage Nation in a local parade. Underlying the vicious crimes being perpetrated onscreen is a profound sympathy for the tribe’s violated humanity.

The great production designer Jack Fisk does a stellar job of recreating this bygone world, packing every shot densely with rich period details. Cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto’s vast canvas practically demands that Flower Moon be seen on the big screen. Costume designer Jacqueline West’s contributions are also superb.

As with all Scorsese pictures, music is integral. This was the final film score by his longtime friend and collaborator Robbie Robertson, who created a tense, insistent, often low-key score that adds immeasurably to the film’s unsettling tone.

DiCaprio resorts to a lot of brow-knitting and jaw-clenching. De Niro is decent, but is most effective in his silent moments, and both he and DiCaprio handle their regional accents unsurely. Gladstone’s fine, restrained performance as Molly seems doubly strong alongside DiCaprio’s excesses. Jesse Plemons is first-rate and natural as Federal Agent Tom White. The supporting cast is fantastic overall, including venerable actors like Barry Corbin and John Lithgow. Scorsese loves distinctive faces and Flower Moon is full of them, devoid of slick, Hollywood prettiness. 

There is much more that could be said about Flower Moon, but in a nutshell, it is likely the best American film of 2023—far superior to the overrated Oppenheimer. It’s a disturbing, artistically rewarding journey through an ugly chapter in American history that’s worth seeing multiple times.

Killers of the Flower Moon

R, 206 minutes | Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, Regal Stonefield Cinema, Violet Crown Cinema

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The Holdovers

The Holdovers.

Director Alexander Payne is a devoted cinephile who loves the style of intimate, wryly funny, character-driven films that were plentiful 50 years ago but are now nearly extinct. Payne’s films honor this bygone era of storytelling in welcome ways, including his newest work, The Holdovers. Set in 1970, the reliable Paul Giamatti stars as a miserable New England boarding school teacher who forges unlikely bonds with a student (Dominic Sessa) and the school’s chief cook (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) while they’re stuck together over Christmas break. Based on extensive positive buzz, The Holdovers looks very promising. (October 28, The Paramount Theater)

Immediate Family

Immediate Family.

Denny Tedesco’s excellent 2008 documentary The Wrecking Crew shone a spotlight on some of the 1960s pop music industry’s greatest unsung session musicians. In Immediate Family, Tedesco continues his coverage of extraordinary studio players into the 1970s singer-songwriter movement. Tedesco’s interviewees include these backing musicians, professionally nicknamed “The Immediate Family,” and many of the musical superstars whose sound they contributed (largely anonymously) to, like Stevie Nicks, Neil Young, Carole King, James Taylor, and Linda Ronstadt. (October 27, Violet Crown 3)

Maestro

Director and star Bradley Cooper’s biopic Maestro explores composer and conductor Leonard Bernstein’s (Cooper) complex relationship with his wife, actress Felicia Montealegre (Carey Mulligan). Bernstein’s extraordinary career and his romantic life are definitely rich material to work with, and the initial consensus is that Cooper has noticeably matured as a director since his acclaimed A Star is Born. (October 25, The Paramount Theater)

Robot Dreams

Robot Dreams.

Spanish animator Pablo Berger’s Robot Dreams, based on Sara Varon’s graphic novel, looks to be the kind of thoughtful, challenging animated feature that rarely gets made or released in America anymore. Sadly, ambitious productions like this usually get ground under by big studios’ animated spectacles. Grab your chance to see this film about a lonely anthropomorphic dog and his robot companion in 1980s New York while you can. (October 28, Violet Crown 1 & 2)

They Shot the Piano Player

They Shot the Piano Player.

Directors Fernando Trueba and Javier Mariscal filmed They Shot the Piano Player in stylized “limited” animation built on Trueba’s research into the 1976 disappearance of bossa nova pianist Francisco Tenório, Jr. Jeff Goldblum voices Trueba’s on-screen stand-in, a fictional reporter seeking closure to this gifted musician’s story. Audio from actual interviews with Tenório’s family and peers are interwoven in animated form throughout this visually and musically vibrant film. (October 27, Violet Crown 6 & 7)

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Iconoclastic as ever

For many years, filmmaker and UVA film professor Kevin Jerome Everson has figured prominently in Charlottesville’s moviemaking community. His experimental films have continually bypassed cinematic conventions in favor of “formal exercises,” he explains. A regular Virginia Film Festival guest, Everson will screen nine shorts on Friday, “all shot this calendar year,” he notes, and marked by his idiosyncratic style.

Everson’s suite of films focuses on disparate subjects, including birdwatchers; a drive-in theater; and a zoologist returning an endangered Puerto Rican crested toad from the Detroit Zoo to its homeland. Conventional Hollywood fare, this is not.

Practice, Practice, Practice meditates on monuments’ removal through its subject, Richard Bradley. “They call him ‘the original monument taker-downer’ because he climbed a flagpole three times to take down a Confederate flag in San Francisco,” Everson says.

The most technically challenging film was Boyd v. Denton, shot at the Ohio State Reformatory in Everson’s hometown, Mansfield, Ohio. The title refers to the 1990 court case that got the reformatory closed for overcrowding and brutal living conditions.

To convey a sense of the prison’s environment, Everson says he shot “a maximum of four frames of 920 cells. … It’s animation—just going 24 frames per second. … It took like six-and-a-half hours to make because I had to walk into every cell,” Everson laughs.

“The Ohio State Reformatory is the highest cellblock on earth: it’s six stories high. … [Filming] it took forever.”

Although these films’ subjects vary wildly, Everson sees a theme that binds his more character-driven pieces. He says, “It’s mostly … just making the invisible visible. Because we always think that things are automatically being done but there’s somebody waking up in the morning and doing these things for the public.”

Through these shorts, Everson wants his audience to come away knowing “that there’s other ways of presenting cinema,” he explains. “There’s other ways of presenting content. It’s not just storytelling—sometimes the situations are pretty good, too. And there’s all kinds of stories being told.”

A Suite of Short Films by Kevin Jerome Everson

October 27 | Violet Crown 5 | With discussion

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Do androids dream?

Writer/director Gareth Edwards’ The Creator is more than a science fiction thriller about the hot-button topic of artificial intelligence—it’s a gripping story that delves deeply into many points, including loss, grief, PTSD, misinformation, and the human cost of war, particularly on children. And, ironically, this tale of sentient robots is the most touchingly human movie in recent memory.

An opening montage depicts how, in the near future, robots increasingly replace humans in countless jobs. But after A.I. nukes Los Angeles in the mid-21st century, America bans the technology, while the Republic of New Asia accepts Simulants as sentient beings. 

America establishes an orbiting weapon platform, NOMAD, to seek out and bomb robotic colonies overseas, and U.S. Special Forces hunt for Nimrata, the creator of deadly advanced A.I. While working undercover to hunt down Nimrata, Special Forces agent Joshua (John David Washington) gets entangled in a raid gone wrong, which ends in the death of his pregnant wife Maya (Gemma Chan).

Years later, Special Forces enlists Joshua to help find the Creator and a superweapon he’s developing, enticing him with the promise of  a reunion with Maya, who allegedly survived. They raid a hidden lab, where Joshua discovers this weapon of mass destruction is an outwardly benign android child (Madeleine Yuna Voyles), marked Alpha-Omega, that he nicknames Alphie. Disobeying orders to destroy Alphie, who knows Maya’s whereabouts, Joshua escapes with the android, and his commanding officer, Colonel Howell (Allison Janney), in hot pursuit. Gradually, he discovers that the Creator has wildly different intentions than he—and the Western world—understood or imagined.

The Creator is a somber, mature film, which makes it a rarity among current science fiction. It darkly observes humans’ innately warlike and xenophobic nature without becoming nihilistic or dreary. Surprisingly, it takes A.I.’s threat to humanity and flips the situation. It explores what would happen if this dehumanizing technology was benign: less like the murderous Skynet in the Terminator series and more inclined toward Isaac Asimov’s humane Three Laws of Robotics. 

The Creator has been widely criticized for being derivative, which it undeniably is. It draws on, among other movies, Steven Spielberg’s A.I., Apocalypse Now, Akira, Terminator 2, and Blade Runner. The art of futurist Syd Mead is also an obvious influence. But Edwards’ worldbuilding remains impressive throughout, especially considering the film cost $80 million—a fraction of standard tentpole movies’ budgets. The visual effects are extraordinary, with Edwards fleshing out this future with memorable details and moments, like a briefly glimpsed android funeral pyre.

Edwards also imparts key information about this futuristic culture unobtrusively through dialogue, rather than halting the plot for clunky expository speeches—a common problem in science fiction cinema. It requires the audience’s attention—a sign of Edwards’ respect for his viewers.

If The Creator has any significant flaw, it’s Washington in the lead. Far less talented than his father, Denzel, he’s decent in this critical role, but a more nuanced actor could have delivered a superior performance. Otherwise, the cast is fine.

With its humanity, wit, and emotional potency, The Creator is a consistently intriguing, thoughtful, well-made film—the kind that even snobs that dismiss science fiction can appreciate.  

The Creator

PG-13, 135 minutes

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, Regal Stonefield, Violet Crown Cinema

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Iron lady

Israeli director Guy Nattiv’s new drama Golda isn’t a comprehensive biography of Israeli prime minister Golda Meir. Instead, it focuses on Israel’s 19-day Yom Kippur War in October 1973 and its aftermath. Although the film hits some sporadic high notes, it doesn’t maintain a level of quality or emotional intensity.

In wraparound sequences, Meir (Helen Mirren) faces a tribunal for the terrible human losses suffered during the Yom Kippur War. Her testimony segues into long flashbacks detailing the conflict’s rapid development, as Arab forces built up on the Israeli border, and then invaded. Working closely with military leaders like Moshe Dayan (Rami Heuberger) and David “Dado” Elazar (Lior Ashkenazi), Meir fiercely retaliates. With her country facing brutal early defeats in battle and woefully outnumbered, Meir bargains with U.S. secretary of state Henry Kissinger (Liev Schreiber) for military aid, and, eventually, to negotiate a dignified ceasefire. While carrying this hellish burden, Meir undergoes cobalt treatments for lymphoma.

Golda’s basic structure and characters are respectable and Meir herself is a potentially fascinating character. We quickly discover that her almost grandmotherly façade masks a flinty, intense, decisive leader willing to fight to the death.

With a modest budget, Nattiv wisely tells much of the story through various shots of Meir and her staff under extreme duress, thus precluding the expense of elaborate combat sequences, which are mainly conveyed by radio dispatches from several battles. And since bloodshed is heard and not shown, Golda managed to get a PG-13 rating.

Within this promising framework, Golda delivers only intermittently. Nattiv develops a satisfyingly naturalistic period atmosphere overall, and a few key scenes are gripping and memorable. But he tends to undo all this with self-conscious artiness, his camera swooping senselessly within an otherwise fine scene, wrecking its tone. This tendency toward trickiness—silly, slow-motion shots of Meir exhaling smoke or her blurry point of view while walking through a crowd of protesters—only hurts the film.  

As for the cast, Mirren is decent and has several outstanding scenes. But, even under heavy makeup, she doesn’t convincingly resemble Meir. Nattiv has her hitting the same notes repeatedly: tense, chain-smoking, or concerned. Meanwhile, Liev Schreiber is extremely miscast as Kissinger. Tall, fit, and rugged, he looks jarringly unlike the politician. Heuberger, Ashkenazi, and the rest of the supporting cast are all fine.

Screenwriter Nicholas Martin did a fairly creditable job on the script. The Yom Kippur War was considered a major Israeli defeat and a black mark on Meir’s distinguished record. Martin and Nattiv succeed at gaining sympathy for Meir, who had to act quickly under horrible pressure. But they also resort to certain tired war movie clichés (containing spoilers) and rarely vary the film’s tone.

Golda is a middling film that, in more experienced hands, could be far better. Instead, it’s destined to fall into the steady stream of by-the-numbers biopics that regularly get released and then all but vanish. But despite these criticisms, a mature human drama like this is always more welcome than another space opera or comic-book adaptation.

Golda

PG-13, 100 minutes

Regal Stonefield, Violet Crown Cinema

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Getting chummy

Horror specialist Ben Wheatley’s Meg 2: The Trench is essentially a rehash of the giant monster shenanigans in 2018’s The Meg. It is exactly what its trailer leads you to expect: The prehistoric megalodon shark is back—along with its kinfolk—and they wreak havoc and devour a lot of people. It’s the definition of a big, dumb summer popcorn movie.

Jason Statham returns as rescue diver Jonas (get it?), now working as a “green James Bond,” who exposes environmental criminals at sea. Working with entrepreneur Jiuming (Wu Jing), Jonas joins a team headed into the titular Mariana Trench, where they discover not only enormous Meg sharks and other prehistoric monsters, but an illicit mining operation. When an explosion damages their submersibles, they must don high-tech diving suits and wind their way through shark-infested waters to the mining facility. From there, double-crosses, kung fu fights, and giant creature attacks steadily ensue, culminating in gargantuan sharks chowing down at a comically cheerful island resort.

There is nothing new here. Meg 2 is a mélange of Jaws, The Abyss, Jurassic Park, Alien, and The Land That Time Forgot, and isn’t remotely as good as any of them. Its tone is somewhere between a milder Chuck Norris actioner and a Japanese kaiju movie. It could pass for a live-action version of a 1980s action figure tie-in cartoon series that never existed. Wheatley directs Meg 2 as it was intended to be: As smoothly, cleanly manufactured as a Hostess Twinkie and about as nourishing. But Twinkies have their place and, for what it is, Meg 2 is innocuous enough.

It’s hard to actively praise a hollow, impersonal movie like this. The characters are two-dimensional and the dialogue is mostly at a coloring-book level. There are a few striking moments, and some genuinely funny bits, mostly involving comic relief technician D.J. (Page Kennedy). The movie’s real stars are its cast of CG creatures: the Megs, “Snapper” lizards, man-eating eels, and a giant squid. These hungry beasts and some intriguing bioluminescent deep-sea plants steal the show, along with Pippin the dog, returning from the first Meg.

Decades ago, ludicrous movies like this would have been made by the Shaw Brothers or Toho at a tiny fraction of Meg 2’s budget, and would have far excelled it in both silliness and charm. And, more importantly, they would lack self-awareness. Meg 2 has a dull, assembly-line feeling, devoid of spontaneity, because every frame of it has been calculated to maximize profits and minimize the filmmaker’s individuality. It’s a cynical approach to moviemaking, and a major reason why so many current movies are homogeneous and predictable.

For viewers familiar with Wheatley’s earlier work, Meg 2 is considerably less graphic than his Kill List and A Field in England. The accent here is on silly, somewhat gruesome thrills, not skin-crawling viciousness. The fact that it is so CG-driven also muffles most scares.

If viewers want simple-minded, passable summer fare, they won’t be disappointed by Meg 2. But there are plenty of man-eating fish and prehistoric monster movies that far outclass this one. Meg 2 may be the shallowest movie ever made about the planet’s lowest depths.

Meg 2: The Trench

PG-13, 116 minutes

Alamo Cinema Drafthouse, Regal Stonefield, Violet Crown Cinema

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Destroyer of worlds

Based on Kai Bird and Martin Sherwin’s Pulitzer Prize-winning biography American Prometheus, writer/director Christopher Nolan’s biopic Oppenheimer follows physicist Robert Oppenheimer as he develops and detonates the first atomic bomb, then spends his life regretting it. The subject is fascinating, but, despite Nolan’s visual razzle-dazzle, the film only works sporadically.

The movie occurs mainly in flashbacks: Oppenheimer’s unorthodox theoretical physics studies lead the Army to choose him to design a supremely powerful bomb before the Nazis can. A post-World War II wraparound story woven throughout the film finds Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) being professionally undone by his former boss, Lewis Strauss (Robert Downey, Jr.). 

Supervised by General Leslie Groves (Matt Damon), Oppenheimer builds a small scientific community in Los Alamos, Mexico, and races to finish the “gadget,” as he calls it. Meanwhile, his intimate relationships with his wife Kitty (Emily Blunt), and his occasional mistress, Jean Tatlock (Florence Pugh), remain turbulent.

Murphy almost supernaturally resembles Oppenheimer, and captures his haunted look and physicality as well as any actor probably can. Damon shines as the hard-nosed Strauss. But Downey’s performance is just a variation on the same uptight jerk he’s played countless times before.

Most of the cast’s recreations of historical figures are fine, particularly Tom Conti as Albert Einstein, Kenneth Branagh as Niels Bohr, and James Remar as Harry Stimson. Gary Oldman is outstanding in his single scene as Harry S. Truman, where the president shifts from being a backslapping good old boy into nearly demonic nastiness. 

Nolan’s visual storytelling is at its tightest, most focused, and least talky during the construction and testing of the bomb at the Trinity Site. But the film is definitely a mixed bag. Nolan’s script is dialogue heavy, but his tin ear for 1940s speech shows virtually no feel for the era’s phrasing or slang. The anachronistic soundtrack also diminishes the overall period flavor.

But Nolan’s biggest mistake is dancing around the aftermath of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. The audience sees Oppenheimer’s guilt and horror at his complicity in the destruction, but no images of the leveled cities and the bombs’ victims. The unspeakable should be spoken—and seen—here, not hinted at.

With nuclear saber-rattling still a very current concern, viewers should be reminded of how devastating these weapons are, even the smallest, earliest ones. Nolan attempts to convey the bomb’s hellish power in a lame vision Oppenheimer has of an atomic attack. Those criticisms aside, the film’s final sequence has an intense potency that makes up for what the preceding scenes lack.

Technically the production design and costumes are very good. The variable cinematography includes some visually stunning sequences, particularly several key aerial shots. But Nolan’s occasional use of a jiggling, handheld camera for the gigantic 70mm IMAX screen was a colossal creative error, and enough to induce seasickness. Subjective scenes of Oppenheimer’s imagination working through particle physics are interesting, but not spectacular.

Overall, Oppenheimer is worthwhile, but it’s unnecessarily flashy and could have benefited from a more intimate approach. The Oppenheimer documentary The Day After Trinity is much better, partly because of its straightforwardness. Oppenheimer is a respectable effort at telling this earth-shaking story, but, despite all its hype, it isn’t the multi-megaton cinematic explosion it’s marketed as.

Oppenheimer

R, 180 minutes

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Retirement of a lost art

James Mangold’s Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is innocuous summer entertainment full of cliffhangers and hairbreadth escapes—but for all of its expensive spectacle, the film is just decent. The final entry in the wildly popular movie franchise starring Harrison Ford (and the only one Steven Spielberg didn’t direct) recaps many familiar notes from Indy’s earlier adventures, but it’s overlong and lacks the skill and boyish enthusiasm that Spielberg brought to Raiders of the Lost Ark

In the action-packed World War II-era opening, we find Dr. Jones (a CG de-aged Ford) and his colleague Basil Shaw (Toby Jones) stealing half of a priceless artifact, Archimedes’ Antikythera, from Nazi scientist Jurgen Voller (Mads Mikkelsen). The story then picks up in 1969, where aging Professor Jones is retiring, facing divorce, and coping with his son’s death in Vietnam. Shaw’s daughter, Helena (Phoebe Waller-Bridge), turns up seeking the Antikythera, with Voller and his henchmen close behind. Outwardly, Voller is a Wernher von Braun-like contributor to America’s space program, but secretly he is a committed Nazi with despicable plans involving the Antikythera. Helena, meanwhile, is illicitly dealing artifacts and wants to hock the device for fast cash.

What follows is essentially everything audiences expect from an Indiana Jones adventure. We get countless reworked versions of major scenes, characters, and tropes from throughout the series: a feisty, two-fisted heroine; a wisecracking hustler kid sidekick; relentless chase scenes; the Wilhelm Scream; crawly bugs swarming over the heroes; ad infinitum. Despite its derivative nature, it’s still superior to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and is mercifully devoid of Shia LaBeouf, monkeys, and the general ridiculousness that undercut that film.

The Indiana Jones stories were always meant to be fun pulp a la the Republic movie serials, and Dial of Destiny generally adheres to that tone. It frequently shines in the comic beats where Indy finds himself—as usual—in over his head, further exacerbated by his advanced age. He’s still “making it up as he goes along,” as he once said, and his scrapes get truly funny. But at certain key points, the film’s plot, which already knowingly strains audiences’ credulity, pushes it too far and becomes downright ludicrous. 

Fortunately, glaring examples of this don’t spoil the fun and there are several genuinely inventive scenes, which include spoilers. Meanwhile, John Williams’ instantly recognizable music properly sets the rousing tone, and the costumes and production design are well done. The CG effects, including the de-aging, are mostly convincing.    

The cast is capable, including Ford, Waller-Bridge, Jones, and Antonio Banderas in a brief part. Always reliable, Mikkelsen gives his all with his clichéd Nazi villain. John Rhys-Davies and Karen Allen both make very welcome appearances, reprising their roles as Sallah and Marion Ravenwood, respectively. But did they have to demote Sallah to working as a New York cabbie?

In general, Dial of Destiny offers enjoyable escapism, with a bittersweet, nostalgic undercurrent that reminds us how endearing Indy is. Even if Ford has aged, watching him wipe out Nazis by the dozen is agelessly entertaining, however it’s time to hang up the fedora and whip. Though this final Indiana Jones movie is no masterpiece, at least Ford is going out on a pretty respectable note.

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Buff piece

Director Lesley Chilcott’s three-part Netflix series Arnold has a subject so famous and ubiquitous that a first name is all the title requires. Arnold Schwarzenegger has lived an epic life, carving out his mythic existence with success in multiple arenas. In this series his biography is presented strictly by-the-numbers in a creatively unambitious documentary about this epically ambitious man.

Schwarzenegger, 75, recounts his life on camera, with each episode spotlighting a specific segment of his career: “Athlete,” “Actor,” and “American.” Interspersed with interviews with his co-workers and friends, including James Cameron and Danny DeVito, the Schwarzenegger-sanctioned doc is light on controversy, and annoyingly stagey unnecessary reenactments of incidents from his life occasionally appear.

Episode one, “Athlete,” establishes that every stage of Schwarzenegger’s life was marked by a superhuman drive to be number one. He grew up in the tiny Austrian village of Thal with a father who was an abusive World War II vet on the German side—a martinet who instilled in Arnold and his brother, Meinhard, a fiercely competitive urge. While other Austrians focused on soccer or skiing, the adolescent Arnold became fascinated by bodybuilding after seeing muscleman Reg Park in a Hercules movie. 

The rest is history. Schwarzenegger won the Mr. Universe competition by age 20, before he reached the United States. And when he did arrive in the States, he lived the supreme Horatio Alger success story: a muscle-bound kid with a heavy accent and an unpronounceable name taking America by storm.

Nicknamed The Austrian Oak, Schwarzenegger became a poster boy for muscle training with the help of weightlifting legend Joe Weider, winning title after title. After a decade of competing, it became “boring,” Schwarzenegger explains, and he chose to “leave it a winner.” But not before he filmed the 1977 hit docudrama Pumping Iron, which widely popularized massive delts and pecs throughout America.

In “Actor,” Schwarzenegger discusses his movie career, and from here on, the material becomes overly familiar. Star-making vehicles like Conan the Barbarian and The Terminator made him a box-office draw as one of the world’s biggest action stars. One of Arnold’s most amusing vignettes is an interview with Sylvester Stallone describing his relentless competition with Schwarzenegger in the ’80s, each of them vying for the biggest guns and most kills on screen. This echoes a telling phrase Schwarzenegger uses to describe what he loves about America’s hyper-ambitious culture: “Too big is not enough!”

Episode three covers Schwarzenegger’s marriage to Maria Shriver, a Kennedy, and his entrance into politics. After serving two terms as governor of California, Arnie’s marriage collapsed when it was revealed that he had fathered a child with the famous couple’s housekeeper. This, and some admissions of sexual harassment in his youth, are virtually the only aspersions allowed to be cast on his character throughout the series.

Therein lies the documentary’s major flaw: Arnold is essentially a promotional video for its subject, who is presented as godlike. Admittedly, Schwarzenegger’s extraordinary life makes most of it engaging, but it’s too worshipful. The bigger problem is that this is unexceptional, and low on insight or enlightening new information about the “Governator.” It’s basically fun, but for a documentary about Olympian bodies, its storytelling muscles lack tone.

Arnold

NR, three episodes
Streaming (Netflix)